Kill yourself, Luka

Amen.

it was a few men I think

huh? that happened?

It was a day of reckoning.

ya

Now is that actually Smiles or Gilligan?

You just don't turn me on 😐

You don't even know half the story, and trust me it only gets better.

I'm a citizen of the world, transcended such earthly pleasures.
At least that's what I'm told to say when she texts me.

OP is me.
The second is them.
Luka usually replies with something along the lines of me corrupting them every time they've told Luka to kill himself.

...

Give me deets, baby.
That fit was too tasty to be left in the dark.

Don't corrupt that little star light.

LOL

Loco made it.

I named one of my FF:4HL characters after you, and you abandoned me because I absolutely MVP'd a boss on you.

are there caps

Yeah sure I will. The guy was actually a cuck faggot that should've killed himself like he said he would.
I just don't feel like typing it all up here.
Is there an online chatroom type thing that acts like steam or discord without me having to download those applications. I don't care about you sharing it with other people; typing it here will just take a while and I.M. will give you more of a chance to ask questions if you want to.

loco you're funny too

Y-You called him Subtle??

you just don't turn me on :|

Yeah

baibai

What am I, Satan?

/r/

I'm sure somewhere.

We will have to find a time and place later then.
I only use Discord and FB now really.

I called him Subtle.

I called the other guy SD.

Okay.
I don't use any of those apps anymore. I only have steam because I own games, otherwise I would've forgot I even had an account.

...

thanks subtle. it's just a shame getting people to laugh doesn't make me feel less lonely.

I hardly play on Steam now.
I'm so into my PS4.

Yeah, well.. prove it

You aren't in the party right now, and neither am I.
I think it'll jump to you after this dungeon.

nice pic

Ree
I'll call my next pet in Black Desert after you

What am I going to be?

Lol, er.. probably a penguin
Sorry

Why can't I be something fun, like a wolf?
Or a fox?

Or a bunny.

Make him an orangutan.

Oh? What sort of games do you play?

Day 20 is a free penguin pet, and they cost 10 euros each :c

Lol May and the Tories cucked themselves.
Ban the internet everyone.

Dumbasses.

...

Was on a Kingdom Hearts binge and now I'm on World of FF.
I have others that I bounce between.

Don't make me get ButtFox in here Smiles.
He'll ban you so fast.

Just accept your fate Rin
Immortalised as a penguin

He's too busy on his own boards bouncing between alt-right politics and trying to woo trannies and saying he's not gay.

We would have to make another board then.

"What's the best way to throw away a 20 point lead?"
May: "Hold my drink"

I've basically been playing overwatch and bloodborn with Gilligan exclusively.
I finally got all the trophies for the game.

World of FF?

He's really just sad.

I need to finish the achevos in BB.

And Final Fantasy.

Achevos?
What do you mean?

My age is starting to get to me and this old wit is fading rapidly. Treat me as a geriatric if you will.

It's weird that sadness manifests as basically complaining that every place isn't ran by Trump do to Jewish conspiracies.

Achievements.
Trophies. Whatever they call them.

psntrophyleaders.com/user/view/This_Old_Dog#games

He stays in his corner.
I'll stay in mine I suppose.

*due

Fuck.

Doo doo.

See at least I go to his board and insult him to his face. You just make snide remarks over here.

What trophy do you need?

All of them.
I told myself I wouldn't haplessly buy games so I started with 5 and don't get a new one until I 100% another.
Online based and events don't count.
DLC as well.
So like, I'll consider BB done when I have them all save for the Old Hunter shit.
Same with FF15. Though I'll do them eventually.

Wow.

Never.

You literally ask me for insults to make.

You and your diaper fetish.

Ask Gilligan to help you, he plays the game just for the fun of it and he helped me get them all.

Never

Shitting my self in joy.

It's mostly just the bitch shit I was too lazy to do.
I beat it around level 30 or so and might just grind to do the rest.
I kind of just blew through it all. Never even saw Cainhurst.

Wow you really did blow through the game.
I think my character is 164 or something

You lying piece of shit.

Go run through the streets in your Huggies.

I was too busy buying shit to level.

Pampers.
Because I pamper myself.

I come up with everything I say and have you proof read my shit. Don't you start with me you cretin.

How many attempts did the Moon Spirit take you?

I loved this invader.

I beat him one try.
The guy before in 2.

Are you the ladder?

After I backstabed him he rolled away and bowed before leaving.

I spent 2 hours sneaking up on him. And he never saw me.

Yes he is

Why isn't Dark Souls prophunt a thing?

I was the ladder.

I changed into it when he invaded and hid in a dark corner. Inched up over 2 hours.

It's not hard to see what's out of place and you can roll into shit to check it so no penalty like in TF2 when it uses your HP to fire.

I saw this earlier today and it reminded me of someone

Get Luvs because you don't love yourself.

Bullshit.

Do you want to do the STR/ARC playthrough?

...

You're a better player than me.
Jesus

After I spend another 100 on overwatch tonight.

You have to understand I'm hyper autistic about Souls games.
I have about 1k hours total in the franchise.

I got Gasgoin to 1 HP about my first go.
Beat him my second.

I went the whole game with the threaded cane.

I used Tuschi to beat the game because I was just bad. Well not bad, just not good.
He shamed me whenever I died though.

I wish I could be shamed

...

As he should.
One time George was playing DS and I laughed over Steam at him and told him he sucked for dying.

Apparently he actually did die that exact moment and the other two guys saw. I had no idea.

I'm slain.

I'm wagging my finger disapprovingly at you

I came. Bye

Stop this sexual tension building Ioco

It's because of SYSTEMATIC OPPRESSION OF BLACK PEOPLE.

Autistic fuck.

...

squash
help

gay

You kind of wonder what happened in that kid's life.

...

With?

Sonic man.

i got banned

From?

meme souls 3

HA

...

He was spawning items and making his head big.

How even?

dont forget teleporting all the npc enemies to the middle of the fight club

You deserved it

no u

...

Also I can't move beyond a kilometer in that fucking game without it leaking so much memory it crashes my driver and the Devs idea of optimization is upping the framerate a little? Fucking seriously?
The game runs like hot diarrhea and some of the dinos are just fucking pointlessly annoying or straight up broken now.

do remember were basically one step removed from their fucking git commits, shits probably gonna be incremental as fuck

has anyone here played median XL?

You have a sonic folder now?

this comey hearing is fucking memes

Was making one.

I'll wait for the Molyneux video.

We'll see.

What about sonichu?

...

This is way more depressing than I was expecting.

Why even bother

Yeah I actually didn't watch all the way through until just now
I'm glad it blacked out when it did, wtf

Kinda wanna know what that music was, too

Because all I really want is a quick rundown anyway. And it's fun to listen to him bitch and rant.

I suppose it might hold entertainment value; I haven't heard him before. It just loses news value.

It's moderately funny to watch a guy complain about how "PC culture" and "everyone being a victim" is what's killing democracy then say how he is the real victim and people need to stop victimizing him.

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES, etc.

Oh? Never seen a Stef video before? Honestly I think you'd like him. Outside of the viewer call in shows anyway, those are always cringe worthy.

Go home, Spec.

I refuse.

You're drunk and stumbled into the wrong board.

:(

This is fake news.

I get all my world information from him.

Democracy was dead in the water at it's conception to be honest.

Wikipedia said he was a libertarian, so I'd probably think he's retarded. I'll take a look at some point.

F A K E N E W S
A K E N E W S F
K E N E W S F A
E N E W S F A K
N E W S F A K E
E W S F A K E N
W S F A K E N E
S F A K E N E W

I'd ideologically favor keeping politics out of the masses' hands since they're mostly uneducated or outright intentionally misinformed on just about everything despite everyone preaching to be an expert.

That said, systems removed from the people have almost exclusively ended up with far more corruption.

I appreciate the effort the was put into that.

That is a fairly accurate representation of my thoughts as well. In my somewhat limited knowledge of history feudalism seems to have been/be very prevalent world-wide with great success, in some form or another. It does not halt corruption at any level really, but seems to limit corruption from getting too nasty at all levels.

I've become exceedingly efficient at it.

Ouch.
Not an argument.

E F F I C I E N T
F F I C I E N T E
F I C I E N T E F
I C I E N T E F F
C I E N T E F F I
I E N T E F F I C
E N T E F F I C I
N T E F F I C I E
T E F F I C I E N

Any system with no sense of self-determination will fail in the modern era. People have been educated just enough to make them wrong, to be rather blunt. That said, they will still revolt if that's taken entirely from them, regardless of how much it would benefit them by any objective metric.

Any political system is innately corrupt. Ones with absolute power end up far worse than whatever alternative.

Rip Nick Clegg

You're done m8

Is the elections confirming the British police state?

Democracy would be fine if voters were required to go through educational material beforehand.

Instead we have every SJW faglord and Alt-Right cuckboy and Middle America fucking shit up

There will probably be a hung parliament so.. who knows

I'm not quite sure what that means since UK politics is only really relevant when it affects America.

Kind of want to kill myself by climbing up Tsuchi's ego and jumping all the way down to his IQ.

Oh wait.
That's a "coalition government" thing like Australia, right?

Yup brb killing self

Yeah
And it's beneficial for Labour/Corbyn, since it's easier to make a coalition with the left-wing parties, because they're more abundant

Do you even have any right wing groups other than UKIP and Conservative Party?

...this post has been brought to you by the letter drunk

Some Irish ones maybe, otherwise not really ^^'

in retrospect the notion that id end the day inebriated was profoundly obvious

but no one cares about all that...

was kinda nice when folks would actually talk to me... where tens of minutes wouldnt go by without anyone posting. not sure why it annoys me so much thats no longer the case

Scots are far left but weirdly pro-Scotland while saying the right of Britain is wrong for having an identity, right?

...

its dead jim

Not sure, Scots are all about their National Party, not much else gets voted in except Labour in places
But yeah, they want independence

Is it all blown on coke and Tecate already?

Pay reparations for bullying.

Nah, though I kinda wanna go to the store and buy beer but Im lazy af

I never even bullied you though

Soto. Buy me something.
Today was hard and I'm apathetic about shit now.

Loser.

The Brexit thing was just funny. Talking about how beneficial mutual arrangements are because they benefit both, while preaching of their own independence as being liberating and defining of the Scottish identity.

I can fix that though :3

I'll buy you some Hi-chews

You wouldn't.

Hi-Chew is delicious.
Just buy the rolls of nothing buy green apple ones.

The big bags are best

STRAWBERRY IS GROSS.

Grape is good.

Green apple is fucking delicious.

Nah, you're pretty boring to bully tbh
You give some pretty dull responses

At least you post cute pictures
I'll give you that much

The only reason you bully him is hoping you can become his new Darwin.

...

I like them all
I think strawberry is my favorite

What a fag.

Why are furries so unsanitary?

filthiness is next to godliness

Because they literally fuck animals.

Kinda makes sense lmao

I've never had these hi-chews

are they worth trying

:c

bring back smiles pls

can I quit this game now

That guy's asshole looks inflamed

They're less than $2 a bag.

Catigula would have his asshole inflamed

Now I don't know why I thought it was a mouse.

DAMN YOU BIKER MICE FROM MARS

...

theres no pun to be made there

They're pretty damn good

They're like starburst, but not shitty

More that they have actual taste and texture to them that isn't fake as shit.

...

Starburst is fucking gr8 m8 what are you talking about

but they aint no mambas

You put brewer's yeast on toast.
You don't have taste.

Caligouda if you play by Rescue Ranger rules.

You unironically play Osu
You don't have taste

superior japanese everything

no

Can someone post the Coldplay owo vine for me? Thanks.

where do I buy them

You got me, I actually like marmite

As if you play it unironically

Walmart even sells them in the Asian food section.
Most grocery stores have them.

sigh...
sooo bored... double xp and no one at all wants to be with me :(

Caligula just means "Little Soldier's Boot" anyways.

It tastes like something rotten.

impressive trivia

MOTH PUSSY

what's up

lol is that the creepy doujin where he got molested as a kid in the shack

something tells me publix doesn't but if I get time to stop at walmart I'll check em out, thankies

So now you pour your heart out

You're telling me you're far out

You're not about to lie down for your cause

But you don't pull my strings

'Cos I'm a better man

Moving on to better things

Well oh oh, Oh I love love her cause she moves in her own way

Well oh oh, she came to my show just to hear about my day

He got the name as a child soldier in his father's company from the other men, who were affectionately mocking him.

Hi Neko

Yes

i saw the movie my man.

yo

Man I used to listen to the Kooks and Phoenix so much back in HS

It's been a while since I've read that shit dude

I read a book.

Invite me to do something.

aw you missed out

*unzips pants*

It's aight

Maybe I'll check it out.

You won't.

June 8, 2017

mega.nz/#!K8gRSQ6B!rLudXh6_mPnWXW-hGNDSv0aRmWfemOW_lOVtJVQ_g8o

Translated
Ayakashiko Chapter 11
Nutmeg ch01
[Maitake] Maiko Magica [English] [TFO Scans]

Untranslated
(C91) [J-M-BOX (高津ケイタ)] なきむしおおかみ (ガールズ&パンツァー)
(ぱんっあ☆ふぉー! 9) [Orzコミュショーズ (遊離)] ミカの帰る場所 (ガールズ&パンツァー)
[なごみ喫茶。(明土しえん)] むぎゅむぎゅはいってる!
[前方不注意 (くろば・U)] とうえいダイアリ (きんいろモザイク)
『吸血鬼ちゃん×後輩ちゃん』第四夜「風邪の日」
待ってて愛のうた(第2版)

It's also highly debatable if Caligula was really the murderous sex fiend that he's painted as today.
Rumors of insanity and sexual perversity went hand in hand with poor government, and the decisions Caligula made considerably weakened the senate, nobility, and overall order of Roman society.

Sort of like today

i love you yuri man

at least you're around

Got it, thanks anyway.

Pray the gay away, dude.

gib succ

You're sexually weird as fuck Neko

Like you legitimately confuse me.

If that worked, wouldn't you be straight by now?

no im not

You're going to have to sit down and explain it to me sometime then.

kek tho

Which one are you pretending to be now, Eva or Spoilers?

quit being a faggot, faggot

I'm not pretending to be anyone, although you did just imply I can pretend to be me~

Eva pretends to be Eva.
I assume you may want to reword that a little bit, luv.

...

Oh right. You're still doing that autistic thing where you pretended to be other people then deny it, despite you using the same connection for when you're Eva and Spoilers.

...

I also think you read what I said wrong, like very wrong.

Then again you never were one for reading between the lines... Or at all? x3

my penis belongs inside her

You're not wrong!

Go use your toy

I swear to god I'm getting like 45 fans on my new computer

not sure if I should format this hard drive or throw it out, something is cursed about it I tell you hwat

who is this goddess?

Funny you say that my case fan stopped working and Im pretty sure Im going to kill my computer if I keep using it like this

Yamada Elf from Eromanga Sensei or whatever you call that anime~

hentai pix plz

You'd like Yamada neko, she's a tsundere cuck for a disgusting siscon pedophile

Sounds rough.

Soto is a bitch

Don't have much of that kind but here.

Just make a .webm of you setting it on fire.

don't shit up this thread too ass wagon

New phone who is this

Sushi with my newest bitch

Miss me with that stupid shit

I came here specifically for you

Soto is just a bonus

Cato is your newest bitch?

If only

Not really, he just really likes me or something

Don't steal him from Neko.

why haven't you ate a bullet yet?

*eaten

I don't think that is even possible

Because I'm white and police don't shoot me.

He's just tsundere for you.

Police unjustly shoot more white people per year than blacks.

:

That explains everything!

I'll never give up, then

tsuchi is just brain damaged

I know. His meth addled skull cavity can't really comprehend anything beyond dull sarcasm and pejoratives.
I'd feel bad for him if he were any kind decent person with worth or value.

...

Yeah, because they justly shoot the blacks.

Go get 'em, champ.

Neko x Cato OTP

youtube.com/watch?v=d7cVLE4SaN0

When is the wedding?

I swear to god, this website is about as tsun as Neko is with me posting here

:>

Who's the bride?

Thanks for the song. Been a while since I listened to trap, I'll look up the lyrics later.

Glad to see you're so into Neko, Cato.

its not trap
and there is only one lyric that needs looking at

The album is called "T R A P S O U L" though.

What lyric? I didn't know you were trying to transmit a message with it.

Neko? Me? Flip a coin to decide who is the bride.

Have I ever been any different?

Evening, Luka!

the title of the song

Neko? Me? Flip a coin to decide who is the bride.

Have I ever been any different?

Evening, Luka!

God you suck Cato

Heads = 1 = You

Rolled 2 (1d2)
asdf

Score!

youtube.com/watch?v=XI8iXNQSN0U

It's going to be like this in Carolina.

...

...

well shit, he has to hurry

I am only going to be here for a little over a week

I checked like 10 seconds of this and it was already awful enough for me to tell you that neither Carolina is like that at all, unless you're in Wilmington or Asheville

...

what up

infinite bong rips
hbu?

factorio

Gassy!

??

...

Get it?
Because you sublimed!

youtu.be/DR01YdFtWFI

looks gay

the joke is still fresh

you look gay

It has been a while, so I had to recycle it!

since when?

i see. how goes

forever i would assume

untrue

lol u said it twice

I've always remembered Neko as looking pretty fucking gay.

...

...

smart, huh?

that's because my internet is being a little bitch

...

It is too quiet in here

;~;
lag

is kill

I say you he dead.

I have a crush on Luka.

...

Shes cute and pure.

:O

...

...

Me on the right you on the left

...

that's a lot of lag

:|
weird

yeah

Hi Luka

That was the deepest and most emotional thing I could of posted.

My nap ended up going for a few hours

hi?

r u sure?

I tried my best.

*pets*
and it was good enough

Keep it going

How's Luka?

lonely

OH thank goodness ! ! !

*kiss you lovingly and warmly*

Same

>_<

i want a team mate

My day has pretty much disappeared.

That would make it much more fun to play

You're turn

i like ur pic
it cute

for what? ._.

Guess

all your pics are cute

*snuggles nicely and friendly*

The best that isn't ricegnat

what?

...

I like ricegnat's stuff
medicalwhiskey.com/?author=21

...

ewwwww

actually i'm going to bed instead.

tricked

eww?

nini

lewd :(

some lewd is good

and his artstyle is nice. It isn't all lewd.

:|
if only it wasn't lewd

The whole house smells like weed and it woke me up and is making me sick.

*lays down peacefully and closes my eyes tired*

u_u

Zzz...

Don't corrupt Luka.
He's too pure for this world.

well that could have gone a lot worse

...

Wow, for a dog humper you're quite the pussy.

Get it? It's stupid, like every other post here.

Is this the fabled Eva I've been told about?

In the fle...

Text?

...

Yes
But you are a different one than I knew before
Before you Luka-posted
I have heard tales that before then you shitposted

I've posted in mot styles out of ever growing boredom. Hilariously enough, the hugbox one got the best reactions.

Specifically from thee ones disliking it cause boooy did they go nuts~
Fun stuff.

most* even

good morning

morn

sup

spilled bongwater on my laptop when i woke up
pretty sure its aboutta break

good job

gotta go tho
cya

le nouveau thred

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