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i spilled my drink

Dude, but still.

(edgy grandpa)
it's one extra button press

:3

Thank God.

You wouldnt have if there was not so much trash around

We're all going to hell anyways.
So, what does it matter?

im just stupid drunk

anyway why do you dislike badfox

Because hes a stalker and he linked me cp

huh

Okay stay bad then.

I had a great childhood.
I did actively shoot woodpeckers with a varmint rifle because they were bad for the pecan trees that fed an army of squirrels in the area.

Man, hearing that someone is a pedo isn't even exciting anymore.
We've lynched so many now.


I can't wait to hear your exploits in people hunting, you deranged loon.

Yuh

no

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Then jump.

Genji's made of paper and has to walk into close range of people like Mei and Roadhog and McCreamy, you've got to fucking jump to avoid shit. Also swift strike takes you to a spot on the ground if you're looking at it, so it becomes easier to weave swipes with swift strikes if you're jumping because you're dashing right on top of them.

Swift strike is Genji's mobility and "100% assured damage" move. You have to use it to get on top of people in and out of ult, but ESPECIALLY in your ult, because that turns him into a MELEE CHARACTER.

It resets when you get an elimination. Dash to a squishy, kill them, move onto the next one.

...

isn't swift strike lower damage than the blade though? ._.
how many bars of dmg does it actually do?????

Swift strike does 50 damage and dragonblade does 120 per swing. But you don't lose swings if you swift strike between swipes.

>not just choosing all yuri~ puri~ characters because you are a lesbian girl irl with a very feminine penis

Tonight, Gilgamesh joins the hunt.

I feel like you would cry if someone yelled at you IRL.

so maybe like 3-4 bars left on their hp bar? to swift thru them?

i'm not a genji player, i'm not used to playing him, i only played two games of him today, so i didn't have the warmed up muscle memory yet.

but at least i tried.

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Each bar is 25.

And don't just swift strike through people unless you're just finishing them. Most of the time, like I said, dash at their feet and start chopping.

ugh
finally

If someone starts, I usually just tell them to get bent in some form and they usually just walk away and start yelling nonsensical "insults". Most of the people that try to make a scene like that are the types that just expect you to do nothing or concede. It's almost always people chimping out or dude bros since this is the south after all.

ohayou

...

yo

how is uou?
(You)

i spilled stuff and now i'm upset

Do not feed it after midnight.

oh okay. thx

someday i'll be able to do it.

I'm sorry

It's 10:22

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u w u

...

:)

sup with you

Boring stuff

what kind

My dad wants me to do chores

arent you grown?

Yeah but my dad treats me like I'm 16

kick him in the nads

That seems immature

so is getting treated like a little kid

Yeah but like that's just wrong

are you scared?

Yes plus I don't think it would help any

youshould be done with them by now

June 11, 2017

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Translated
(Arata Iri) Comprehensive Tovarisch_ Break Time (Part 6) [yuriproject]
(Katakura Ako) The Gypsophila's Short-Lived Calculations [yuriproject]
(Shin Yui) Sunny Rose (Yuri Hime 32) [yuriproject]
Cutie Beast ch2 [Sexy Akiba Detectives] (English)
Dear_My_Teacher_ch5
Devil Homura and Returnee Madoka - Imgur
twinsisters_ch03
[EHScans] - Hakumei & Mikochi V05C31
[Grinp (Neko Toufu)] PTSD (Puella Magi Madoka Magica) [English] [ u Scanlations] [Digital]
[u Scanlations] Shoes (Kemono Friends)

Untranslated
(CC大阪109) [星屑ドルチェ (かやこ)] やさしく愛して (ダンガンロンパ)
(例大祭14) [ヨアケ行燈 (かうちぽてと)] Bitter sweet Green apple (東方Project)
Ich liebe Izetta

Indeed

now you have more time to play online

theoretically i would
i'll also be closer to campus soon so i can use their swimming pool

but it's night time

Yuzumori

But once I move I'll have free daytime

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can you taste it?

No but these pistachios taste pretty good

Evening, people

...

i can't eat those anymore

Guten Abend Fräulein

Why not?

How's it goin' revvy?

they don't taste good anymore

Some up, some down, I hate my dad
The usual

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You've suffered a horrible fate, haven't you?

Cute

nuh uh

But pistachios!

Getting close to being free?

Every day

dont need em

Do you have a place to stay lined up?

Uou make me crie

Yep it's a cute little place for just me

...

Perfect, that's going to be nice.
Studio? one bedroom?

Spooky

Actually it's a little two bedroom condo but one room is for my books and etc

That is actually awesome, I am jealous.

kek

It's great

Disregarding the fact that it's a skeleton, who buys a used sex doll?

How much did you get it for?

I'm probably going to have to put a lot of my rocks in a box somewhere in my new apartment

my diginity

F Bethesda

I'd trade my dignity for a two bedroom condo if it had a washer and dryer

I don't know. Then because no one buys used sex dolls and toys, who would even sell one?

meow?

it does

as a joke because it's a skeleton?

dontu nya at me you silly cat

bossy

...

a skeleton or not

iunno

If I sell you my dignity, can I teleport it to Albuquerque?

Probably not

What happened? I keep hearing things and I don't want to read.

well shit, what do I do now?

Come back to life!

They sudukod
Paid mods, VR fallout/doom but you can't move
Shitty hearthstone clone that no one plays
Link in Skyrim on the switch because let's sell a ten year old game for the fortieth time
And then Dishonored 2 DLC and Wolfenstein looked decent because they're not Bethesda IPs

what a fucking shit conference

...

But why

Normies

What happened? Just boring?

E3 as a whole, or just this bathesda stuff people are talking about?

...

And here I thought I had become one.

i think they are trying paid mods again. and also nothing.

...

...

Just don't play bathesda games, then. Protest with your wallet.

That's what the EVE guys are saying, at least.

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Is that a rock?!

a poke ball

well shucks, I was wrong and it wasn't a rock

oh well~

and I need to remember how to format

Iunno sorry

Wait patiently until Revvy un-disappears

that's what I'll do

Sorry I was playing warframe

I never woulda guessed

I know it's so unlike me

It's your fault.

Yeah, you should get that checked out

you don't want it to get worse

I'll be fine I'm here now

I was so lonely!

I will not take the blame for this

Forgibbe me

I...
How do I forgib?

I don't know

We might be at the end of the road, then!
No turning back anymore!

?????

Don't question it, just let it happen

Correct me if I'm wrong, you kept talking about it enough to peak my intrest?

you people still do this?

hi revy's penis.

I will not take the blame for this

Of course we do this?
What else is there to do?
People have real lives?
Normies

dude.

what,

??????????

Hi johnny

Wouldn't a penis be flaccid if it were detached from the body? The blood would just fall out

revy

why is this still happening.

i don't understand.

People want to have sex with me or something IDK

Yeah fuckers, anyone who is normal doesn't deserve to exist
I am being totally serious right now


I lost my train of thought
went completely off the rails
somewhere in the woods, I think

they were just girthy to begin with.

showers not growers.

does yours show or grow revvy?

my moneys on both.

I like playing in the woods...

...

revy

i've literally been trying to have sex with you before any of these people started posting.

Will you help me find my train of thought?

Neither really

I'm a fucking heart doctor and I keep fucking squeezing cause I just can't let go.

"oh hey look at these really neat game with all this stuff and yeah I know how to play it, this is how you download it, this is the best server"

Why do so many people want to touch my butt?

I'll help you look for it

I am not to blame

its probably because of the monster dong on the other side of it.

i should watch that anime some day

it'll probably be dark in there.

at least there aren't many bears this far from the mountains


No, you really shouldn't

there are many much better anime out there

That's an urban legend

...

I can see in the dark we'll be fine!

Damn, I was gonna say we're gonna have to hold hands to make sure we don't get separated

i still have the picture saved somewhere revy.

that wrinkle in your boxers was totally a monster dong.

I WANT TO BELIEVE.

I have already pinned you as the lead suspect.

W-well if you can't see in the dark we'll still have to hold hands...

Yeah, my eyes have trouble adjusting!

we have no choice, then

Weren't those pajama pants

dong-holster pants,

more like it.

innocent until proven guilty

no.

it's popular.

so popular that people even made a second season and a pile of games...

Either way I'm not as flat chested as I used to be

popular =/= good

SAO was popular with the highschool anime club demographic and those who just started watching anime. and the second season is generally thought of as not so good, even by those who like the show

did you transplant that dong meat to your tits revvy?

sup johnny

sup soup penis.

Eww who would want meaty tits
This is 100% all natural boob tits

tootbrush

post boobflesh or it didn't happen.

They're pretty smol

You have motive as well as several eye witnesses pinning you to the event.

how's your weekend been?

revy

....

saved.

i'm dead.

night you weirdos.

I've heard no testimonies

Well Johnny's gone

Their identities have been hidden.

*holds your hand*

i dun think that flies in freedom land

if it was bad it wouldn't sell as good as it did.

Star Wars the Phatom Menace grossed 1 billion dollars.

+n

Distraction.

You cannot tread on their freedom to remain hidden.

WOW YOU TRIED

And succeeded.

no step on snek jack for the Torch when

I totally understood whatever it was you were talking about.

Put the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again

no step on snek flag
it's flown as a union jack on ships
torch is a ship
usa=world, so might as well use usa flags
torch=no step on snek flag

People touch my freedom too much.

i've not been to upside-down land but leaving would probably help

is this a good song
or am i just really high and enjoying shit

...

Definitely the latter.

if I'd have only listened to the first 40 seconds i would have thought so too but after listening to it fully im actually kind of genuinely on the line about this one

Not my genre.

It's meh at best

wat do you listen to ?


o-oh ;`:


what do you enjoy?

Nice!

it had kewl jedis an stuff

Numerous "All Star" remixes these days.

It turns into a barren wasteland a little more everyday.

k neru

Fast stuff when I need fast stuff
Orchestral/cinematic stuff sometimes
A group of which I do not know how to describe, similar to 'old new' Manson
I also like 'classic' (80's mostly) rock, but do not listen to it of my own accord


Sail north to kiwi land

...

New Zealand is to the East.

F

ok dad

That is where I get them from.

...

THE JOKE WAS THAT ITS NOT A JOKE

It's because nobody cares about what happens below the equator

So you have had the pleasure as well.

I don't talk to neru about music anymore

It cannot be helped.

Why is that?

F
At least it's first world in your bit
South america would fucking suck

because i want to talk about music
HA

I built a thing in Rust
youtube.com/watch?v=zcJdk3jrF9s

Neru is... special

Smarmy.

how about you calm down bully

Yeah, take that Peru.

I'm not bullying anyone tho

idk how 2 talk 2 u

Just talk

leave the sunflower alone

No one does. I have been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech.

I want to eat its seeds

COLBERT THAT IS EXTREMELY LEWD

...

Is it? Only if you construe it as such

when i talk to you i feel like im in the sims and somebody built me a nice homeley mansion with nice stuff in it but they didnt build any dooors and then they dropped my in a swim pool without a ladder in it and went to go grab some pizza bites

I'm pretty sure if you bully Neru you go straight to Hell

no i undestaand you want nerus cum in your mouth
your words not mine

there's a special place in hell for people like that actually

You would have made good friends with Luis Buñuel.

I did not use those words.

more about huehues

dar pls your references are too far above my head

Tell me what it's like

Pleb.

7/11's should be able to get liquor licenses easily

...

I would but.....
I'm nt a bully....

Depends on location.

u bullied me and said I was a nerd

they would destroy competition in th ebible belt at the veyr least

mikes hard lemonade is .08
pussy shit

im not drinking 1/4 of agallon of that shit to get plastered

it's not bullying if it's the truth, nerd

LOL

nicest poster colbear

poster with most potential bard

most predatory poster darwin

in thread @least

One ugly muddafugga.

I LEFT MY WHISKEY AT MY PARENTS HOUSE

MAN I SPENT $13 ON 4 TALL CANS OF PUSSY DRINK

SEND HARD BOOZE

You what?

nico nico nii

you're already blooming like a delicate hairy cherr blossom

...

KILL ME, COME ON

KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I knew you would get it.

...

I am the only one that really gets you.

CUNT

I will cut you

...

ur getting old old man

cut the back hair

actually don't, it's good for you

You don't want that pussy shit?
You want that dick shit instead?

is she kill

Nigger we are like a few years apart

I AM GENUINELY UPSET.

nani the fuck is dick shit
like in alcohol terms?
das boot or someshit?

give me some bacardi 151 or some fucking patrone

Not to the point where you can recognize me when we meet.

Or do we?

sudden urge to play WoW arenas
send help

colbs you're secretly my best friend and you know it


we formed a bond after I discovered you on the morning after the bad acid trip

no i was born in 96 : 3 im still a yougun

Too late, I'm already wise to you

That sounds very gay, what Grim wrote.

Don't

That sounds very gay, what you wrote

I was born in 93, soooo....

You forget that Bard is perpetually 16.

its only gay if you WANT IT to be gay

cocksuckers

hence why he has the most potential

lollllllllllllllllllll

But I've remembered how fun dots are

will u buy me cigarettes they keep trying 2 card me

me on the left you on the right

play with clockwork
2 birds 1 stone

LOL NO GIT FUCKED

Are you?

Non-canon REEEEEEEEE


He'd have shit ping and prolly doesn't wanna play
Also 9/10 chance he'd be a 1k shitter

cum get us big bois

Kinda
[excuse]

I changed my mind you should go in on arenas deep.
Every night. For long periods of time. Maybe even all night.
You could get a mount or something.

But I don't even have feldrake
300k is too much

I have made a monkey-thing with robotic limbs and a monkey-thing with no limbs.

That doesn't even have anything to do with Arenas
Go get sucked into a fun game you enjoy that has regional servers and accounts

But why


But it takes so much time

Science, my dude.

It's not like you have anything important to do

Should I join as civi or sec?

I mean, kinda depends on the definition there

I think it's a possible rogue AI. go Sec.

I want a Lord Buckethead prime minister now.

Too late

I swear to go Lex poisoned me with something.

To be honest it doesn't seem like there even is an antag

...

Captain left me a bag of guns and his space suit.

But why
Also that was just an acting captain

He thinks I'm right about the AI.

METAGAME REEEEEEEE
but for real the AI hasn't done shit that I've seen
I'm packing doe

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I've locked down my lab. Anyone makes a move I'm gunning for my exo suit.