Girl why did you post like 8 of these?
If there's dick involved that just makes it better.
Luka don't steal my images
Stop gaying up the place, Spec.
Wait, how did you...?
Don't question it.
When Loco wines for more
Daniel Caesar is probs the only black guy I find sexually appealing
I cant think of any black guys I found attractive.
I like middle eastern guys though.
bill cosby is mine
At least you'll be well rested after the sex.
his tum is so big. i think i'd actually be able to sleep on it like a mattress while leaking his sperm out of my asshole.
fags, as far as the eye can see
Maybe you can rest on my tum too, Loco.
how big is your tum
About like this.
Oh, Ioco's not dead.
I'm sorry Ioco.
speaking honestly if i can, i don't think i've had lewd thoughts about men in a while. it's all been women. mostly mommies.
the things we discover about ourselves when we come across well-drawn porn.
that's not good enough.
sometimes we fail. the important thing is to keep trying. and i will keep trying.
I don't blame ya.
I can't wait to fall in love with my destined bara daddy.
You could always give up and try to change your life in a way that seems more fulfilling to you and makes you happier.
Nothing is forever except death and taxes, as they say.
i think the thing you're forgetting yan is that there aren't any 35-40 year old attractive and assertive women that want to have sex with me
so why even bother
what is "bara"?
But those are cougars and they're literally everywhere, what are you talking about?
Is everyone having a nice time?
Sabrina. Find me a cute bear daddy to cuddle.
i don't want cougars or bears i want to fuck women
copy-pasting this on my phone is a hassle
...Ioco a cougar is a middle-aged woman who likes to fuck much younger men.
is this real
Yes, it's a very real thing.
Hey, lil' brother! ♥
I for real know a great guy! Come to Austin and y'all can go on dates and then put up with me asking you how they went and fawning over how cute you are together! (He works at a brewery too, so free beer!)
Howdy, Luka! What's good?
Awww! Is that Leland?!
it's all dudes and grannies.
TRAPS AREN'T GAY LOL
You looked for all of five minutes
Ya lil goob. I love ya too.
Nothing at all?
Tempting. He'd have to be ok with me being a fur.
i dunno, nothing that i can see.
No you, god damn it!
Hm. I don't know what his thoughts on that would be, but he seems pretty open-minded to me. He also makes really good french toast!
I think it's good that you're here so we can all talk at ya. So that's one good thing. :3
You a million!
Got pics of him?
talk about what?
well if he's okay with being gay is it really much of a stretch to be okay with furries
I don't think so
i guess a spoonfull of peanut butter will have to do for now...
Furries is a pretty big stretch from gay, considering gays are still a minority in the furry community.
cant be helped.
Loco let's go to an anime con and cosplay together then have lots of unprotected sex.
LOCO ISN'T GAY
wait a fucking second
BOTH the wachowskis are trans now?
This place has conditioned me to just dislike trans in general now.
Mental illness should not be embraced.
Rin is ok.
I can think of maybe 2 others I care to talk to.
YEAH I KNOW
no one cares
This so fucking hard
I think I might have just gotten burnt out on traps throughout the years and now I just focus on girls or the occasional effeminate guy.
Some of my friends who are kinda barely admitting the fact that they like traps after I've been open about it for years say they would kinda like to date a trap and I just laugh at them and tell them that's a really bad idea.
They don't know how fucking crazy these niggas get
absurdres is honestly my favourite tag ever.
The ones here tend to be self centered spazzes.
Try to be less subtle Kyle
This will always be the event of such an imaginary resistance, where men may not strike again. He therefore who may resist, must be allowed to strike. And then let our author, or any body else, join a knock on the head, or a cut on the face, with as much reverence and respect as he thinks fit. He that can reconcile blows and reverence, may, for aught I know, desire for his pains, a civil, respectful cudgeling where-ever he can meet with it.
wheres that smug norman pepe with a hammer embedded in wojaks skull when i need it?
I'm not Subtle though.
That's how they are irl too
How do you think I get in their pants so easily?
They act exactly like the traps do on here.
I just pretty much follow the same pattern of light teasing/bullying followed by flirting like I always do and next thing you know I'm in there
Let pepe rest in peace you memeing fuck
Neat that it doesn't work on me.
I probably just like girls, or something.
pepe is eternal
Well you are dating Tokai lmao
pepe is dead, they had a funeral and everything
But Tokai is totally a heterosexual, right-wing Dutchman.
Shouldn't all right wing thinkers be homosexual since they're literally always wrong about everything?
And being homosexual is WRONG
40 page long letter
Thanks for the blank link babe
Oh yeah totally, and I totally don't drink beer.
Ironically one of the engineers at my job is dutch and I just started talking about Dutch foods with him (cause Im always talking about cumming on Tokai's Kapsalon) and we're pretty good pals now.
Dudes teaching me basic Dutch phrases, it's pretty lit
I'm proud of you for stopping your alcoholic ways.
Thanks man, it really means alot to me lmao
GIVE ME MY GOLD 2 GOD DAMNIT
Now you know who you should duo with
Maybe you should just git gud at a low skill shooter.
Yeah, noone, I should play solo.
Fucking please, I'm diamond in ow, I was talking about league.
first arcade win of the week!
maybe i should celebrate with a bit of subway?
You should just stop playing.
Also neru dropped a rank since she played last night.
what will you do?
I'm so glad I'm not a dirty beany chink like Soto-desu.
Hey Squash have I really aged alot since like 2015?
it was a little gay.
By about 2 years if I had to guess.
Kon hadn't really seen me since 2015 so when he saw me he said I aged a bunch and I felt super self conscious
Probably all those drugs lmao
Dude. You're like, what?
24? You're probably just hitting that part in your life where you look more like an adult because defined facial features.
And yeah. Drugs and shit.
I don't know enough about you to really say.
I made brownies
There's no pot in them
Wait how old is Soto
I'm going to bed.
Then again I got alot cheekier since then cause I stopped doing meth and shit so Kon says these years have been harsh on me and he really does worry about me
It was such a great time hanging out with him even though we only got to kick it for like 10 hrs
thread is ded
Fuck you Soto
You killed it!
since when are we the same age?
since when are we the same age?
lmao are you sure the hrt didn't destroy your brain?
We've always been the same age
Im only doing my job m8
How ya been Cato?
.> it was a joke
doing well, life is getting busy n shit
Wow quit bullying me
Also add me on fb :3
Been good, just working like always
Nothing too crazy
Been going to anime cons too
Also add me on fb :3
wow stop stalking me
Can't blame me for wanting to stalk a cutie
i'm not cute enough to stalk...
Post pics of that girl.
You're cute enough to fuck though :3
lmao you don't even know what anime she's from you 3rd rate slut
Do I look like a fucking weeb to you?
people keep saying that and i'm not so sure
nobody's fucked me recently
Finished my undergrad.
Currently in NM renting an apartment for my Ph.D.
You should go to anamazement next year, we can go drinking
Goggles is the least weeb of us all
soto should go to Animazement because that's where i am <3
You look like a wimpy ass shota that can't get any pussy irl so you settle being a submissive bottom who can only get laid when he lets big bois stick their peepee in his butt
nobody's fucked me recently
I could fix that ^W^
Oh shit dude, that's sick af
Keep at it man!
Im pretty down tbh
Since Revy also goes there
Are you saying we have been going to the same con for years and never said hi?
subjectively objectively best con
Yeah- that's 100% accurate.
I love it when daddy gives me their pepe.
at least 115%, come on
i'd have to check with my best friend to see if he's ok with that
Animazement memorial day weekend in the Raleigh Convention Center?
i work for them
June 5, 2017
[Gagantous] A Day of Sakura Kyouko
[Nankyoku Himawari] For You, The One Always Giving Your Best [TZdY]
(C91) [すたーだすとくれいどる (永山ゆうのん)] すてらぷれいす (ステラのまほう)
Are you in COUP?
If you are, we have probably run into each other multiple times and didn't notice
I think pushing it up to 117% would be just right.
I dislike live music. It looks and sounds rubbish.
yes i am in COUP
you're spooking me
and you many have not noticed, but neither snorlax nor steampunk guy were there this year
THE WORLD IS GOING TO END
Is there alot of parties there?
I'd be super down for some hotel room party hopping with Cato and Revs
i'd have to check with my best friend to see if he's ok with that
he doesn't have to know ;)
THIS IS A MASHUP THOUGH
i nearly cried over steampunk guy being missing
Yup, we have probably talked
I am second degree friends with pylon guy, so I hung out with ya'll last year and the year before
someone else noticed
but tbh, I missed snorlax more, he always made my con
I'm not sorry.
I never really did too much of that, I actually took this year to just go to as many pannels and the like as I could. Basically just took year 6 to enjoy the con for what it was.
I might try volunteering next year, the COUP guys are fun.
What are you, 12?
no, i've already promised to tell him everything
probably but remember i have terrible memory
he was definitely a cute and fun addition to the event
yeah my friends are a lot better at cosplay than i am
probably going to try something next year
Well shit, now I am curious.
Did you ever do the board game club? I think there was a decent crossover from coup when I would visit home
I have never actually cosplayed, but I was basically my friend's dedicated photographer for about 5 years
I think there was a decent crossover from coup when I would visit home
COUP and Ftagn are actually the same club
i haven't been in a long time, i'm only still a club member by virtue of participating in Animazement and various holiday picnics i don't live in the area anymore and it's too expensive to drive every saturday, plus that's usually when i'm working
i am truly awful at it but i have money this year and i can get started early
Do you know a girl named Alysha?
I know someone who is really good at making wigs if you are willing to spend money
yeah she's pretty great
i think i might need at least one wig for next year, my plan was to do Titania from Warframe one day and Oberon from The Ancient Magus' Bride and that Oberon has mountains of hair
ok, this is super fucking weird. You aren't yanking my chain? She's my highschool friend and the reason I kept coming back for some of those middle years.
You should talk to her about the wigs
ooh you're right she does do that stuff
thanks i had forgotten!
ok, I am thoroughly frazzeled
I will take my leave now. We should really get some people together for anamazement next time, though. would be fun.
it would be such a blessing to be able to stay near the con, my only reliable friend in the area is still about 30 minutes away and it limits my ability to party like an idiot
Oberon for reference
If you ever want to split a room, throw something at me. I used to split one with alysha, but I have been moving away, so idk if that will keep up so I'll need a roomie
i hope i'll be able to save enough to pay for a room, usually i house crash to keep costs low
I tend to get one on points and basically say "pay what ever you think is enough" to whoever stays with me
I need someone to cosplay holo for me
there was literally ONE holo figure in the entire dealer's room
i'll pitch in what i can then, probably some meals or such
i'd love to but i'd definitely need to throw piles of money at Alysha to get a wig like that
Titania is probably too ambitious for one year of preparation but i'd definitely like to make it
A year is a long time, and you are making money so the damage won't be as heavy.
It is the dream to cosplay kraft lawerence with a holo. It will happen eventually!
true, although the summer hours are total garbage and i can't work during the school year
Do I have you on steam or discord?
i have discord
You should add me
Space Brothers is a good show
watch Tsuritama instead
Is Revy x Cato like a thing now?
no but we've unknowingly physically met before
What are the odds that Revy x Cato becomes a thing at Animazement?
depends on the proximity of Soto
You lie, Nothing is better than space!
What revvy said, Soto trumps Cato
three more days until i get a slightly better armored magical space deer that is so ugly it actually requires the alternate skin
wish me luck
Tsuritama has space but also gay fish
There is a serious lack of boobs or science in the google images of that show!
Yuri on Ice hasn't been finished for very long!
it's about gays
it's a gay fishing anime
why would there be science or boobs
because science and boobs are what keep me going
unless it is yuri on ice
unless it is yuri on ice
That's a show about literal fags, Cato.
which is why it is an exception to the rule and was pointed out.
It's time to walk out that door, Cato.
According to you and TB, it is time for me to walk out the door the second I walk in
anime is not real
The closet door, Cato.
lies and slander
I am a dumbass
but I am still comfy!
no Luka hmphs allowed
I AM CALLING YOU A HOMOSEXUAL, CATO.
Cato is a probable homosexual
Most people that hit on me are at least a little gay
Impossible, not even a little gay!
I GOT THAT
I AM COMFY IN MY CLOSET
I COVERED THE FLOOR WITH PILLOWS
AND THERE IS A WARM BLANKET TO SLEEP UNDER!
No frowns either!
Definitely at minimum 29% gay
I will give you 5%!
That is my final offer!
Sorry the lowest I've seen is 20% but that was also an anomaly
The people that hit on a transwoman are gay?
Gasp. The horror.
DON'T GO FULL GRIM, YOU CAN SAVE YOURSELF.
f-fine, I will go up to 15%.
But that's just because of yuri on ice
OH GOD, I'M SLIPPING
URGE TO DOXX RISING
Yeah it's weird I get gay guys and lesbians like "IDK what your deal is but I wanna touch your butt"
There's no way I'm going to believe you're only 15% gay
maybe I am just Revy% gay.
ok, that one was bad
By some technicalities and logical extensions, that's not gay at all, but in practice you're in rather gay company
I've never heard this before, this is news to me.
What do I do with myself now?!
HE LITERALLY FLIRTS WITH DUDES IN COMMUNITIES.
Does anyone else think it's at all weird that people just up and announce their sexual desires towards me or is that just how people treat women in general?
Tsutsu they feel less self-hatred if they deny being gay or something
This isn't news
The latter, I fully acknowledge that it's the latter.
Cato's gay as fuck but he's also not like the "I'll kill them if I see a penis" level.
He's just more dismissive about it.
I am "I don't really care if it has a penis, but it is fun to jokingly say I am straight and get the back-and-forth going"
Ah, the modern liberal sexuality
NOPE, BURN THE HERETICS
after we do things in the back room, of course
Although I probably bear some responsibility for sexualizing myself
You made him gay.
Here's a church both of you should attend.
I have the mental image of 30 token fat white Southerners just beating him with Bibles while screaming about those "homosexual demons" and I'm not sure if it's disturbing or hilarious.
revy is pretty lewd tbh
How is everyone, anyway?
Jesus Christ I'm not THAT masochistic
this game is literally, LITERALLY, ori and the blind forest mixed with dark souls
not 1hp 1stam 0 death run
NOW what the fuck do I play?
burned out 22 hours on that
map really should have been more like ori and the blind forest's since that map showed you EVERYTHING you pass by but couldn't get because of lack of abilities, whereas nothing shows up on the map besides stag stations, merchants, benches (bonfires), hot springs, and temp health bonuses
spent like eight hours getting lost in the game too because I didn't go the ONE place the boss was that had the ability I needed to advance
sl1 dark souls
or dinosaur sim
soul level 1
prepare your anus for the true dark souls experience
meh, I don't like artificially ramping up the difficulty
its not about artificially ramping up the difficulty, its about playing without the ability to tank hits like a motherfucker and poise through everything, makes you have to actually play with some degree of skill
looking for a classic JRPG
and no I've played every final fantasy (except 15,14,11))
le hardest w2ay is the only right way dark souls meme
dark souls fan boys are fucking autistic
m8, you dont even know, the rush you can get from beating a boss at this sl is better than sex tbh
Dark Souls aren't even mechanically hard games. They're like Metroid games where the difficulty comes in learning what to do, not the difficulty in every encounter.
pretty much, but at sl1 the room for error is massively decreased
if there were bonfires DIRECTLY before all bosses then MAYBE I'd do sl1
Bloodborne low level you can kind of cheese it with flat damage boosts by going through chalices and upgrading weapons that all benefit from flat damage and not scaling. And healing is plentiful.
With DS, it's kind of more just exploiting mechanics.
I dunno both are really boring to me. Not because it's a challenge but because everything because a slog fest of tedium because basic mobs take mini-boss esque time.
They're mostly is with shortcuts.
You just have to sprint passed things but you usually don't have to clear the area or even a path to the boss door.
Play Rabi-Ribi on Bunny Extinction-Bunny Hell
Welcome to BEX-Hell, where the patterns are dense, and every hit will kill you.
playing weeb trash
I said an RPG not a waifu simulator
If you want any sense of challenge at all, then RPG is not the way to go.
I didn't say I wanted challenge nigga can you read?
Nah, I'm a nigga, ya just said so yoself.
cmon, its not that hard once you learn the way, rarely do i ever die on the way to the boss
i largely choose to engage mobs on a tactical basis, as its really fucking easy to get destroyed by mobs at sl1
Every bullet fired in a crowded movie theater is a prayer in my name. And that prayer makes 'em wanna pray even harder.
I appreciate the detailing in the picture to some extent, but I feel like I'd have a heart attack modelling the ballistics of that bullet
Also steel casings are for fags, especially for a round that huge
i give up on drawing for now
been up all night and im tired
wish i could sleep
I get paid for this shit
gimme some ideas
hi, i read your CV and thought you might be interested in this call center job
fucking listen to dankula, don't do it
1.35 so far
making them BIG BUCKS
I mean to be far I got 10 others pending and it should be like 6 bucks or so
decent thing to occupy myself while watching tv or something when I need to take a break from vidya
you could make more money delivering papers on a bicycle
it's fucking arizona man, delivering papers here would be life threatening
also who the fuck gets the actual paper anymore
point being literally anything would yield a better wage than that
it's something I can do while watching TV since I always feel like i need to do two things at once
besides, once all are approved it comes to about 7 dollars an hour or something like that
brb fyp demo
probably gonna get shit talked by my prof
still a kinda shitty wage, but oh well
I mean I can do it while watching tv so it's free real estate, ya dig?
reaaaly want that 15 dollar one, something tells me the cheaper ones are pure shit
Why even use a vibrator to begin with?
dildo's just look so ugly
real cocks tho
Okay, but why get either?
Real penises also look ugly, and gross, and disgusting.
WRX VS EVO X
Time to fap!
because I like stimulation of the prostate I guess
not superior to plastic in every way
not superior to penises in every way
saving my images
saving reddit dawwnime images
you probably save all the images from pantsu
where's that? ._.
this actually looks like a pretty nice vibe
only 5.75 inches without the battery so I dunno, might need bigger
ywn suddenly burst out into a perfectly choreographed musical number
You can but only f you blow me.
I thought Eva was still posting as Spoilers.
These look a bit lewd.
Nekopara, karakara and highway blossoms are, I don't think much else is
buying lewd games on Steam
There are multiple problems with this.
How'd you make that happen?
Probably yeah, see
That's why I want the ones I want.
I don't want the lewd ones.
Even if I did, I already have most of them because my friends are arseholes.
Arousal is for fags, and lewdies, and lewdie fags.
My feelers are now hurt.
I never said I wasn't either of those things, you lewdie fag.
But I keep it behind closed doors, strictly with my partner.
literal porn games
oh it disappeared after wiping my history of copious amounts of porn
get lots plz
I just leave it; if someone happens to uncover it, it's their own fault for snooping.
having a partner
Clearing history sounds like aids
If you care about that just you the browser mode of your choice that doesn't save history
it was a particularly shameful fap okay?
As if I have 12 dollars to blow on a visual novel bundle where half of them are lewdie.
I'm waiting for my friends who actually pay attention to Humble Bundle to realize that basically all those non-lewd ones are on my wishlist.
I can understand that.
Was it monkeys?
It's okay to like lesbian porn, Mugen. I'll still like you~
Your diaper fetish is weird.
at a certain point you stop caring,
and putting snails on your face is fine
why are you only posting that one pic?
Or you can just not be retarded.
I will only post snail on dick for a substantial amount of money.
I made a thread :o