Finally, sweet respite

Wait for it to subside I suppose

n-no

tick tock it's over eight o clock

W-what? But if you dont have javascript how are you using this 1000 mph thread?

(questionable)

thinking about seeing blinkin park to pop my concert cherry

y/n?

what is respite???

reboot router? fix the routers short circuit by a fresh boot?
it should become stable?

because i forgot to update

It's not too late. You weren't born that way.
It was the chemicals in the water.

whatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

yyy
they're nice

arigatto

I'm in a storm.
It wouldn't help much.

yes

your internet is wireless?

No, I have a cord.
Just that it gets slow in storms because country internet is ass in the mountains.

bring some of that rain over here, it's sweltering

weird
i wonder how a storm could affect cables on the ground...

Get fucked.
It's hot as hell here.
I'm keeping it all.

Beats me.
It seems to be doing alright now.

thankfully it aint too hot here for me today.

my oscillating fan is in the basement and im too lazy to get it reeeeeeeeeee

A/C?

You deserve the heat then.

i got nothing at all

Kyle you deserve the meat

why is cheese smell so permanent

FINE
THE HEAT WILL ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER THEN

I just have a fan.

Oh daddy

micro cheez particles in your hair and clothes and sweat

...

EW

i need a fan.

das it mane

ok come on that's way too far

CUMMIES

...

poke tha devil goat butt

Become famous.
Have many fans.

i am not MUSKY

...

...

NO
BAD

I enjoy your avatar

what's good broski

...

O-oh

took a nap

now im in a call with drunk test

Wash your rolls.

you have to wash under your FORESKIN ya DINGUS

I'm an American wahts foreskin lololol

It's that thing american girls like.

same

happy birthday loco

ayyy
guys had like 14 beers by now LOL

late

was it in the last 24h?
sorry was busy today

American girls don't have a preference because they all think dicks look weird and don't want them.

it was like a year ago man

...

what a painful world you live in

its cray z

grille-pain de poisson

Judaism~

kinda jelly

my next actual vacation is scheduled for next summer

foreskin is like spider-man's mask

if you have girls just want to pull it back and kiss the exposed sweetness

and if you don't well who gives a fuck about you

this tbh

...

least you have one planned

you should plan one of your own

local vacays, maybe go camping or mountaineering

fucking week man

man

his kid is kinda fine tbh

ew the outside

kinda feel bad cause she was like a toddler when he got speared

die

Bindi and Robert are doing really well w/o him, bless.

Esp Robert, he's going extra far for his father's dream

pls b nais

I received your money.

wait grim

you don't want to do bindi?

whose address is that anyways lol

Yeah and also there's guns

...

...

this robert kid is like the anti-jaden smith

And yes, he is pretty cute.

TP, why did Test get rid of more banners?

Test the Tyrant

Test the Tiny Tyrant

i figured it was like one of your side bitches and you wanted to impress him

neko?

got me man

we squashed our beef though for the greater good

When you're having drinks with Test but he falls in the shot glass

wow

why ask tp of all people
I assume they were distasteful
he added some too

ooooh whos commissioning fanfics from you :OOOO

meet up with welma and go on a dainty adventure or something lol

fucking lol

I feel like you phrase it purposely like that when you talk to squash lmao

He got rid of yours though.

yeah nigga
what's up

?

When you try to give Test a hug but you have to lay down to get close enough

...

It is mine, though.

Phil.

i would rather not see her now that i dont want to bone her

You wanted to bone?

When you want Test to come cuddle you on the couch but you have to get a ladder for him first

well i probably would have phrased it differently if it were not sqish yes

i know and i thought that was bullshit and raised a big stink but once i realized me annoying him wasn't going to make him put it back and was just making him hate me, i stopped

cause you know what? chris larson is an alright guy

he just pulled some straight up banner BULLSHIT

but still better than half the shit every other admin cuck has pulled

nothin much

long week

car shat itself

tired as fuck

you?

but you would never give out your real address

and i thought you lived in socal

yeah it's my character flaw

i cant help but want to fuck ass

worked all day
now i am waiting for food

I own several residences.

why wait. grab that food's dick by the balls

no but really

...

...

Is that a pickle/horse hybrid?

...

kyle were you like trying to rile me up for your own entertainment?

i thought you HATED drama

i think that's why i sent it

it's like a weird mystery

No it's a radish

what if darwin supports a trap on disability in tennessee

but this one is from one of his many other communities

the traps he supports here he gives out to the other poor saps he wins bets against in his other families

what a life

Shit. He is onto me.

Tee hee~

...

I GOT YOU NIGGA

IM ONTO YOU NIGGA

He's supporting a gaggle of traps' transitions in ravioli and HRT.

i was going to put some salt packets in the envelope but then i thought it might get pulled for anthrax and that would have been like throwing my money away

i mean i wouldn't be surprised

i never thought darwin would have been a moba fiend

but here we are

Oh, you definitely did not throw it away.

please tell me a trap ate for a week because of my money

I can't have a normal sleeping schedule anymore I guess.

have you tried marijuana

That would be a lie.

Just set an alarm for the same time everyday.
If you keep not getting enough sleep to wake at that time, you'll start acclimating to going to bed earlier.

Thanks for the money TP, I wouldn't have made this months rent otherwise.

don't sleep

so what was it used for?

you have no need for money yourself obviously

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I've had it before.

I'll just end up staying up until 5am with my friends though.

i'm not

goddamnit darwin i hate mordin

take a few bong dingers

know you out

knock*

TP give me money to spend on loli figs

what is a normal schedule anyways?

the body is made to REM rebound

however, if you aren't able to do that, you got a problem

I used it on supplies for my xenomorph cosplay.

Not an option.

i lost a stupid bet

i'm not giving money away

but sure what anonymous address should i send to

No sleep 'til Brooklyn.

Just give it to Darwin

would you tell me if we were talking in private

exercise i hear wears people out

Probably.

look at tsuchi, he hasn't slept in months. perfectly normal

lol good one

george foreman grill pain poison.

...

I don't comply to logic.
You can't figure me out.

I did just get a new speedo and i haven't used it yet.

I slept 8 hours last night.

ever again

he probably has as much money as your parents

the whole thing was just silly

do people still do the steam these days

what you been listening to lately

there you go

get in a regiment or something

stop going to the afterhours speedo romps

before that how many days without

They all moved to Discord. I went to IRC.

Do you know his actual job? It's worse than being a trashman :^)

Don't think I can make that promise.

the pool is always full of little kids when I wanna swim though.

...

I've averaged more than 8 hours a day in the last week.
I've mostly been exercising and staying on a schedule so I sleep normal amounts.

Wanna cuddle?

lol really?

that's lame as fuck

which irc

no i never got as deep as you

it's better they learn in the pool than the ocean i guess

but the contained autism and pee...

good for you man

i remember you being on a rough stint for a bit

This is entrapment.

youtube.com/watch?v=3wjb3HtD32c

#PIX

i forgot how to irc it's been so long tho

oops

I'm a chronic insomniac but it's easy to remedy if you're forced into a schedule.

...

this is hella gay and funky

i like it

Why.

I hate kids.

ew too fast

The anti-Grim.

they are pretty terrible

i did however high five a little kid behind me when the sox walk-off'd on saturday

because i have fond memories of strangers doing that to me when i was little at sox games

also nice quads brah

Wow man, soft af tbh

Is that a no?

It's some of the kind of stuff I like.

youtube.com/watch?v=lX44CAz-JhU

a gynecologist at a granny home?

Professional owl fucker

I won't deny it.

But would you steal a ball from him if one got hit over at you guys ?

On the condition that we watch scary movies, maybe.

getting to actually know darwin takes way too many hours of LoL and cybering

this is way better

wait he started singing...

nah i'd give it to a kid if were close

if were between me and an adult stranger i would batter for sure if it was in late innings

Godspeed, you non-pedophilic bastard.

battle*

do you show your hand in the photo to prove you're white

Nah.

Take the ball and make him learn his place.

that song was like a pump me up anthem

i'm sorry kyle you need to listen to better music

But then why
It seems very unnatural to have a hand there whilst taking a photo

youtube.com/watch?v=pmXo30Zcluo

Bad composition.

what am i going to do with a fucking todd frazier ball

whilst've

are ya drinkin lass

Get it signed and sell it after he dies.

yo did you hear soundgarden died

black hole sun indeed...

I mean, would you want to be mistaken for a mistaken for a black man?

He noosed himself.

I mean, no. But I also wouldn't want to consistently take poor pictures.-

it's like everyone else did it in the day and he was like

nah imma hold out

Deal.

Alternatively StarCraft

but to be real i had many good listens to superunknown very loud

I can't even feel bad for him.

isn't that that one with the fox where you barrel roll?

i don't know him so i don't either but i appreciate the art he left behind

from the perspective of art

his art making ability was already dead

I am too broke.

That's the one, yeah.

my friend noosed himself

it was really horrible and still is lol

When you die your art gets better.

can't hate throwbacks

40's are like 2 bucks

maybe you should have darwin put you in his side bitch fund

depends i guess

Every hobo here that begs for money just goes and buys malt liquor with it.
So I really don't even feel bad for them anymore. They've had months if not years at this point to make some sort of change but still blow all of their panhandling money on booze.

...

we're in a world where art can be transmitted in a tick from ny to beijing.

like imagine schubert with that tech

I don't even talk to him.

Yeah, true. It's some good shit.

i have a good job and i still enjoy 2 dollar malt liquor

so do you guys have a starcraft leagu or something

We do. She plays the frog.

Yeah, I play the frog.

I was eating fast food a few weeks ago.
A black homeless man walked in and kept begging for food because of how hard life is or some other bullshit. An employee there bought him a kids' meal with her own money. The hobo then bitched her out for only getting him a kids' meal, walked outside, picked up the four cans of malt liquor he left outside in a bag, then poured it into the drink he got from there.
He could've bought food, he just chose to buy malt liquor instead.

tbh I'd buy malt liquor over garbage fast food too

I want to ferment malt liqueur in Emmas vagina and puncture a hole in the lining between her gooch and anus and drink it out of her ass.

You gonna vote for him in 2020 ?

frog is op

i never played before but that game seems hella easy to play

lol yeah

there was one time i was walking back from the liquor store and found this dude just sitting on a curb drinking a 40

i started talking to him to make sure he was alright

some wife drama, didn't care anymore, etc

i ended up taking that mans 2nd 40

cause he didn't need it as much as i did

if he actually runs ill give it a fleeting thought

Yeah, that's true.

You should come play with us sometime.

Panhandling is banned here so they get the cops called on them pretty often and I've admittedly called them if one is just sitting drunk on the curb downtown and accosting people.

I wanna be able to smell him cooking the competition.

If he's president, that will mean they will thankfully stop making Fast and Furious movies.

man it's not even dark yet and i have a solid buzz

do i have to download anything

i have a genius trademark app idea call bum finder

it's like ways but you tag beggars

so people can avoid those intersections cause white guilt

That actually would be a great idea.

please don't steal i've been brainstorming for years

it could also have the yippie i want to give appeal

...

His people's elbow will be upgraded to the people of America's elbow.

It might force Luka into a new profession, too.

hey sorry about the other night

e-begging would be a bit harder to geo-locate

but nice thoughts for the future revs

you would just do domain and/or user name

dusty who are you even talking to

I don't even know what race he is.

you

have you played any of the fate stuff? the picture has me intrigued

I always figured most of it comes from irl panhandling.
I mean, the max he's gotten here has been like $200 tops after years.

I've played the VN somewhat, never making it through a full route.
Because it's honestly boring. The universe is intriguing, the actual VN is boring as shit and terribly written.

I think samoan
and not because he voiced that demigod in moana either

clan you please link and say hi

wtf he has a canadian citizenship

his dad was a canuck

i meant to say can and not clan

hi

who luka?

you think 200?

i think much higher

i would think grim alone has given luka 200

how's life

I live

It's been like a handful of videogames.
The largest cash gift I've ever heard of him getting was like $50 from Lexi.

I bought luka some league skins

people from here have given luka more than $500 once

so how bout this coamey shit

see

Don't care, don't see the relevance

i would love to give my dick right up in luka's fine pussy tbh

and by people I mean plural.

dude post some colour

Hes that one color of tan where he could be many things.

oh lol

i was not surprised though

there ya go

I WAS

That is honestly sad.

i have fewer of these

i'm so cut off from people here irl that literally nothing would surprise me

i think the fact that you underestimated so horribly means you have a qt crush on luka-tan

Maybe it is kind of a hobo thing, where they give him money and hope he goes away.

Otherwise, I cannot fathom why anyone would.

They load their own guilts onto the bills and send them to luka. The whole helping someone who seems like they can't help themselves offsets the demons in their subconscious or something.

what if someone from here legit killed someone else from here :o

who would you think would be involved in something like this

No. I just kind of thought people wouldn't have given him that much money with how often he's mocked over it.

The nigger is just lazy.

Luka is clearly mentally ill

Oi

like we took the uber xl to the game on saturday and the driver was like giving out waters and offering to charge cell phones

three of us tipped him 10 bucks

dude made out

maybe it's like that

but luka offers nothing at all

...

hell yeah dude

...

I have this one saved from one or two years ago.

How is he mentally ill and not just lazy?
What prevents him from being employed?

why did you save it

I'm no expert so take my statement with a grain of salt

it is merely a hypothesis

literal retardation I think

i donno cause most of the unhinged ones are banned or like spam and filtered

wildcard

one of the brits will kill sabrina

why the brits tho

Retards can still work as like Walmart greeters or some other menial task to contribute something to society.

That's classified.

i have clearance

true..

I assume you're not the charitable type

I'm just not going to say.

I've given 20's to people singing/playing really emotional accordion on the subway

That's not really charity, that's kind of paying people for a service they're giving you. If they had just been sitting there, you wouldn't have given them anything

huh?
what night?

how like scoots and loco perv on her

Why would you give them money if they're doing nothing?

sorry for trying to lewd you

it was inappropriate

lmgtfy.com/?q=charity

hi colbert

I didn't ask for their service. I just noticed them trying and rewarded them if they moved me emotionally.

It's just with me it takes some effort vs you

Hi

If you gave money to everyone who did nothing and begged for money, you'd be broke and the hobos would have more money than you.

Giving hobos money doesn't help them. It just makes them feel entitled that someone will give them money and they not change. Social programs forcing them to work do get them off the streets.

oh well

at least colby is here~

Whether or not you asked for it does not factor into why you gave, charity doesn't depend on what the person does to influence you

I would never make the argument that everyone should just give their money away to everyone that asks for it lol

colbert makes everything better

including the sexual tension between you and i

lol what

looks like Luka groveling influenced you enough.
Why aren't you "charitable" towards some random kids in Africa then? They didn't do anything to influence you, right? So they deserve it just as equally.

I regret googling this.
LA County has a hobo population of 47000.
Dallas and Colin County had a hobo population of 3700.

im not hampering on you giving to luka

the way you did it was very efficient

but at the end of the day

if luka can get checked up by canadian social services every now and then they can surely find work, unless they go full mental and a doc declared they can't work like erin :^)

I'm not getting into an argument with you fam, just saying that charity is not the same as donating to a street performer

And of course I would be more inclined to give towards someone I actually know, it's human nature yo

It's too damn hot out on those streets, LA is at least bearable

luka do you know how to drive

Luka knows how to pilot my heart.

luka is my dime piece canadienne waifu

but i feel i will eventually come back to wishy eventually and kid her TWICE

i've driven 'once.'

...

how
did
that
go

I'm giving to someone clearly in need. It's charity.

...

...

And yet you don't give to random beggars that are also ostensibly in need

Your internal logic is a bit fucked

Like, I could pick up some buckets from Home Depot and take my drumsticks and take the bus home from work and play music

I wouldn't be in need at all but people would drop donations because they'd assume I was a struggling artist or something

it went slowly and ok.

>_

When did I say I didn't?

I've given your random pregnant woman on the street a buck or two.

Exactly.
Like Tsuchi has said about the bum at mcdonald's, it conversely applies. He can come in all needy and preachy and get a meal from someone yet he's spending all of his money on booze.

colbert what are you even bloggin

never again?

maybe again... someday.

I'm just following the logic

And exactly, appearances are deceiving. Being charitable requires knowing that your donation may not be used in the way you intended, I assumed everyone knew that

Things, man. Things and stuff.

you cheeky cheeky monkey

*kisses you lovingly and warmly*

my baby almost died

They took ya baybee?

How do you make it to 30 in a rural area with no license?

Give me money.

not yet

but once i find the title i will donate her to npr ::

I need the money more. I am in debt.

obviously. I just like to be more efficient in mine. It's more likely a starving artist will use the cash for rent or something than a homeless guy is going to use the cash for deodorant.

ofc the starving artist might just be fueling his crack addiction and the hobo actually buying food and shit

but thats something I'm willing to risk

ill give you something

*unzips dick*

hungry :(

gimme

Shouldn't you be getting Social Security at this point?

Doing the honorable thing

A dice roll is a dice roll, no matter how you look at it. In the end it's just throwing money into the wind, no matter how you try to justify it

This is what happens when you buy lame DLC.

have you guys ever thought that luka, like trump just likes attention, negative or positive

doesnt everyone here

go to college*

Maybe all of your donations to Luka was actually just funding his crack addiction.

nuw

i can't find the title

i might end up paying money to trash a car

And mess up your exams.

huh? why a monkey?

:O

i can imagine nonons old grandma voice too!! ani sori