Finally, sweet respite.
Finally, sweet respite
Grim. I'm circumcised.
I feel bad for you dude
rip your foreskin
i wanna play it!
it nolonger can test me since java depreciated!
how is it broken?
can people fix it?
you suck boys(?)
its on the appstore :O
Go full hetero.
It's not too late, Tokai.
neir is on a app store?
Wait for it to subside I suppose
tick tock it's over eight o clock
thinking about seeing blinkin park to pop my concert cherry
what is respite???
reboot router? fix the routers short circuit by a fresh boot?
it should become stable?
because i forgot to update
It's not too late. You weren't born that way.
It was the chemicals in the water.
I'm in a storm.
It wouldn't help much.
your internet is wireless?
No, I have a cord.
Just that it gets slow in storms because country internet is ass in the mountains.
bring some of that rain over here, it's sweltering
i wonder how a storm could affect cables on the ground...
It's hot as hell here.
I'm keeping it all.
It seems to be doing alright now.
thankfully it aint too hot here for me today.
my oscillating fan is in the basement and im too lazy to get it reeeeeeeeeee
You deserve the heat then.
i got nothing at all
Kyle you deserve the meat
why is cheese smell so permanent
THE HEAT WILL ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER THEN
I just have a fan.
micro cheez particles in your hair and clothes and sweat
Sweaty musky curry daddy
i need a fan.
das it mane
ok come on that's way too far
puts the whole mic in my mouth
poke tha devil goat butt
Have many fans.
gunna get them
i am not MUSKY
I enjoy your avatar
what's good broski
tfw have to get new weedman
took a nap
now im in a call with drunk test
Wash your rolls.
you have to wash under your FORESKIN ya DINGUS
I'm an American wahts foreskin lololol
It's that thing american girls like.
happy birthday loco
guys had like 14 beers by now LOL
was it in the last 24h?
sorry was busy today
American girls don't have a preference because they all think dicks look weird and don't want them.
it was like a year ago man
what a painful world you live in
its cray z
grille-pain de poisson
my next actual vacation is scheduled for next summer
foreskin is like spider-man's mask
if you have girls just want to pull it back and kiss the exposed sweetness
and if you don't well who gives a fuck about you
tfw no rabbi sucking baby penis to "stop the bleeding"
least you have one planned
you should plan one of your own
local vacays, maybe go camping or mountaineering
fucking week man
his kid is kinda fine tbh
ew the outside
kinda feel bad cause she was like a toddler when he got speared
Bindi and Robert are doing really well w/o him, bless.
Esp Robert, he's going extra far for his father's dream
pls b nais
I received your money.
you don't want to do bindi?
whose address is that anyways lol
Yeah and also there's guns
this robert kid is like the anti-jaden smith
And yes, he is pretty cute.
TP, why did Test get rid of more banners?
Test the Tyrant
Test the Tiny Tyrant
i figured it was like one of your side bitches and you wanted to impress him
got me man
we squashed our beef though for the greater good
When you're having drinks with Test but he falls in the shot glass
why ask tp of all people
I assume they were distasteful
he added some too
ooooh whos commissioning fanfics from you :OOOO
meet up with welma and go on a dainty adventure or something lol
we squashed our beef
I feel like you phrase it purposely like that when you talk to squash lmao
He got rid of yours though.
When you try to give Test a hug but you have to lay down to get close enough
It is mine, though.
i would rather not see her now that i dont want to bone her
You wanted to bone?
When you want Test to come cuddle you on the couch but you have to get a ladder for him first
well i probably would have phrased it differently if it were not sqish yes
i know and i thought that was bullshit and raised a big stink but once i realized me annoying him wasn't going to make him put it back and was just making him hate me, i stopped
cause you know what? chris larson is an alright guy
he just pulled some straight up banner BULLSHIT
but still better than half the shit every other admin cuck has pulled
car shat itself
tired as fuck
but you would never give out your real address
and i thought you lived in socal
yeah it's my character flaw
i cant help but want to fuck ass
worked all day
now i am waiting for food
I own several residences.
why wait. grab that food's dick by the balls
no but really
Is that a pickle/horse hybrid?
kyle were you like trying to rile me up for your own entertainment?
i thought you HATED drama
i think that's why i sent it
it's like a weird mystery
No it's a radish
what if darwin supports a trap on disability in tennessee
but this one is from one of his many other communities
the traps he supports here he gives out to the other poor saps he wins bets against in his other families
what a life
Shit. He is onto me.
I GOT YOU NIGGA
IM ONTO YOU NIGGA
He's supporting a gaggle of traps' transitions in ravioli and HRT.
i was going to put some salt packets in the envelope but then i thought it might get pulled for anthrax and that would have been like throwing my money away
i mean i wouldn't be surprised
i never thought darwin would have been a moba fiend
but here we are
Oh, you definitely did not throw it away.
please tell me a trap ate for a week because of my money
I can't have a normal sleeping schedule anymore I guess.
have you tried marijuana
That would be a lie.
Just set an alarm for the same time everyday.
If you keep not getting enough sleep to wake at that time, you'll start acclimating to going to bed earlier.
Thanks for the money TP, I wouldn't have made this months rent otherwise.
so what was it used for?
you have no need for money yourself obviously
I've had it before.
I'll just end up staying up until 5am with my friends though.
goddamnit darwin i hate mordin
take a few bong dingers
know you out
TP give me money to spend on loli figs
what is a normal schedule anyways?
the body is made to REM rebound
however, if you aren't able to do that, you got a problem
I used it on supplies for my xenomorph cosplay.
Not an option.
i lost a stupid bet
i'm not giving money away
but sure what anonymous address should i send to
No sleep 'til Brooklyn.
Just give it to Darwin
would you tell me if we were talking in private
exercise i hear wears people out
look at tsuchi, he hasn't slept in months. perfectly normal
lol good one
george foreman grill pain poison.
I don't comply to logic.
You can't figure me out.
I did just get a new speedo and i haven't used it yet.
I slept 8 hours last night.
he probably has as much money as your parents
the whole thing was just silly
do people still do the steam these days
what you been listening to lately
there you go
get in a regiment or something
stop going to the afterhours speedo romps
before that how many days without
They all moved to Discord. I went to IRC.
Do you know his actual job? It's worse than being a trashman :^)
Don't think I can make that promise.
the pool is always full of little kids when I wanna swim though.
I've averaged more than 8 hours a day in the last week.
I've mostly been exercising and staying on a schedule so I sleep normal amounts.
Wanna cuddle? <3
that's lame as fuck
no i never got as deep as you
it's better they learn in the pool than the ocean i guess
but the contained autism and pee...
good for you man
i remember you being on a rough stint for a bit
This is entrapment.
i forgot how to irc it's been so long tho
I'm a chronic insomniac but it's easy to remedy if you're forced into a schedule.
this is hella gay and funky
i like it
I hate kids.
the beat drops
ew too fast
they are pretty terrible
i did however high five a little kid behind me when the sox walk-off'd on saturday
because i have fond memories of strangers doing that to me when i was little at sox games
also nice quads brah
Wow man, soft af tbh
Is that a no?
a gynecologist at a granny home?
Professional owl fucker
I won't deny it.
But would you steal a ball from him if one got hit over at you guys ?
On the condition that we watch scary movies, maybe.
getting to actually know darwin takes way too many hours of LoL and cybering
this is way better
wait he started singing...
nah i'd give it to a kid if were close
if were between me and an adult stranger i would batter for sure if it was in late innings
Godspeed, you non-pedophilic bastard.
do you show your hand in the photo to prove you're white
Take the ball and make him learn his place.
that song was like a pump me up anthem
i'm sorry kyle you need to listen to better music
But then why
It seems very unnatural to have a hand there whilst taking a photo
what am i going to do with a fucking todd frazier ball
are ya drinkin lass
Get it signed and sell it after he dies.
yo did you hear soundgarden died
black hole sun indeed...
I mean, would you want to be mistaken for a mistaken for a black man?
He noosed himself.
I mean, no. But I also wouldn't want to consistently take poor pictures.-
it's like everyone else did it in the day and he was like
nah imma hold out
but to be real i had many good listens to superunknown very loud
I can't even feel bad for him.
isn't that that one with the fox where you barrel roll?
i don't know him so i don't either but i appreciate the art he left behind
from the perspective of art
his art making ability was already dead
I am too broke.
That's the one, yeah.
my friend noosed himself
it was really horrible and still is lol
When you die your art gets better.
can't hate throwbacks
40's are like 2 bucks
maybe you should have darwin put you in his side bitch fund
depends i guess
Every hobo here that begs for money just goes and buys malt liquor with it.
So I really don't even feel bad for them anymore. They've had months if not years at this point to make some sort of change but still blow all of their panhandling money on booze.
we're in a world where art can be transmitted in a tick from ny to beijing.
like imagine schubert with that tech
I don't even talk to him.
Yeah, true. It's some good shit.
i have a good job and i still enjoy 2 dollar malt liquor
so do you guys have a starcraft leagu or something
We do. She plays the frog.
Yeah, I play the frog.
I was eating fast food a few weeks ago.
A black homeless man walked in and kept begging for food because of how hard life is or some other bullshit. An employee there bought him a kids' meal with her own money. The hobo then bitched her out for only getting him a kids' meal, walked outside, picked up the four cans of malt liquor he left outside in a bag, then poured it into the drink he got from there.
He could've bought food, he just chose to buy malt liquor instead.
tbh I'd buy malt liquor over garbage fast food too
I want to ferment malt liqueur in Emmas vagina and puncture a hole in the lining between her gooch and anus and drink it out of her ass.
You gonna vote for him in 2020 ?
frog is op
i never played before but that game seems hella easy to play
there was one time i was walking back from the liquor store and found this dude just sitting on a curb drinking a 40
i started talking to him to make sure he was alright
some wife drama, didn't care anymore, etc
i ended up taking that mans 2nd 40
cause he didn't need it as much as i did
if he actually runs ill give it a fleeting thought
Yeah, that's true.
You should come play with us sometime.
Panhandling is banned here so they get the cops called on them pretty often and I've admittedly called them if one is just sitting drunk on the curb downtown and accosting people.
I wanna be able to smell him cooking the competition.
If he's president, that will mean they will thankfully stop making Fast and Furious movies.
man it's not even dark yet and i have a solid buzz
do i have to download anything
i have a genius trademark app idea call bum finder
it's like ways but you tag beggars
so people can avoid those intersections cause white guilt
That actually would be a great idea.
please don't steal i've been brainstorming for years
it could also have the yippie i want to give appeal
His people's elbow will be upgraded to the people of America's elbow.
It might force Luka into a new profession, too.
hey sorry about the other night
e-begging would be a bit harder to geo-locate
but nice thoughts for the future revs
you would just do domain and/or user name
dusty who are you even talking to
I don't even know what race he is.
have you played any of the fate stuff? the picture has me intrigued
I always figured most of it comes from irl panhandling.
I mean, the max he's gotten here has been like $200 tops after years.
I've played the VN somewhat, never making it through a full route.
Because it's honestly boring. The universe is intriguing, the actual VN is boring as shit and terribly written.
I think samoan
and not because he voiced that demigod in moana either
clan you please link and say hi
wtf he has a canadian citizenship
his dad was a canuck
i meant to say can and not clan
you think 200?
i think much higher
i would think grim alone has given luka 200
It's been like a handful of videogames.
The largest cash gift I've ever heard of him getting was like $50 from Lexi.
I bought luka some league skins
people from here have given luka more than $500 once
so how bout this coamey shit
people from here have given luka more than $500 once
Don't care, don't see the relevance
i would love to give my dick right up in luka's fine pussy tbh
and by people I mean plural.
dude post some colour
Hes that one color of tan where he could be many things.
i was not surprised though
Johnson's father, Rocky Johnson, is of Black Nova Scotian origin, while his mother is of Samoan heritage
there ya go
That is honestly sad.
i have fewer of these
i'm so cut off from people here irl that literally nothing would surprise me
i think the fact that you underestimated so horribly means you have a qt crush on luka-tan
Maybe it is kind of a hobo thing, where they give him money and hope he goes away.
Otherwise, I cannot fathom why anyone would.
They load their own guilts onto the bills and send them to luka. The whole helping someone who seems like they can't help themselves offsets the demons in their subconscious or something.
what if someone from here legit killed someone else from here :o
who would you think would be involved in something like this
No. I just kind of thought people wouldn't have given him that much money with how often he's mocked over it.
someone who seems like they can't help themselves
The nigger is just lazy.
Luka is clearly mentally ill
like we took the uber xl to the game on saturday and the driver was like giving out waters and offering to charge cell phones
three of us tipped him 10 bucks
dude made out
maybe it's like that
but luka offers nothing at all
hell yeah dude
I have this one saved from one or two years ago.
How is he mentally ill and not just lazy?
What prevents him from being employed?
why did you save it
I'm no expert so take my statement with a grain of salt
it is merely a hypothesis
literal retardation I think
i donno cause most of the unhinged ones are banned or like spam and filtered
one of the brits will kill sabrina
why the brits tho
Retards can still work as like Walmart greeters or some other menial task to contribute something to society.
i have clearance
I assume you're not the charitable type
I'm just not going to say.
I've given 20's to people singing/playing really emotional accordion on the subway
That's not really charity, that's kind of paying people for a service they're giving you. If they had just been sitting there, you wouldn't have given them anything
how like scoots and loco perv on her
Why would you give them money if they're doing nothing?
sorry for trying to lewd you
it was inappropriate
I didn't ask for their service. I just noticed them trying and rewarded them if they moved me emotionally.
It's just with me it takes some effort vs you
If you gave money to everyone who did nothing and begged for money, you'd be broke and the hobos would have more money than you.
Giving hobos money doesn't help them. It just makes them feel entitled that someone will give them money and they not change. Social programs forcing them to work do get them off the streets.
at least colby is here~
Whether or not you asked for it does not factor into why you gave, charity doesn't depend on what the person does to influence you
I would never make the argument that everyone should just give their money away to everyone that asks for it lol
colbert makes everything better
including the sexual tension between you and i
charity doesn't depend on what the person does to influence you
looks like Luka groveling influenced you enough.
Why aren't you "charitable" towards some random kids in Africa then? They didn't do anything to influence you, right? So they deserve it just as equally.
I regret googling this.
LA County has a hobo population of 47000.
Dallas and Colin County had a hobo population of 3700.
im not hampering on you giving to luka
the way you did it was very efficient
but at the end of the day
if luka can get checked up by canadian social services every now and then they can surely find work, unless they go full mental and a doc declared they can't work like erin :^)
I'm not getting into an argument with you fam, just saying that charity is not the same as donating to a street performer
And of course I would be more inclined to give towards someone I actually know, it's human nature yo
It's too damn hot out on those streets, LA is at least bearable
luka do you know how to drive
Luka knows how to pilot my heart.
luka is my dime piece canadienne waifu
but i feel i will eventually come back to wishy eventually and kid her TWICE
i've driven 'once.'
you are adorable
I'm giving to someone clearly in need. It's charity.
you will never get a heart AND adorable
And yet you don't give to random beggars that are also ostensibly in need
Your internal logic is a bit fucked
Like, I could pick up some buckets from Home Depot and take my drumsticks and take the bus home from work and play music
I wouldn't be in need at all but people would drop donations because they'd assume I was a struggling artist or something
it went slowly and ok.
When did I say I didn't?
I've given your random pregnant woman on the street a buck or two.
Like Tsuchi has said about the bum at mcdonald's, it conversely applies. He can come in all needy and preachy and get a meal from someone yet he's spending all of his money on booze.
colbert what are you even bloggin
maybe again... someday.
I'm just following the logic
And exactly, appearances are deceiving. Being charitable requires knowing that your donation may not be used in the way you intended, I assumed everyone knew that
Things, man. Things and stuff.
you cheeky cheeky monkey
*kisses you lovingly and warmly*
my baby almost died
They took ya baybee?
How do you make it to 30 in a rural area with no license?
Give me money.
but once i find the title i will donate her to npr ::
I need the money more. I am in debt.
obviously. I just like to be more efficient in mine. It's more likely a starving artist will use the cash for rent or something than a homeless guy is going to use the cash for deodorant.
ofc the starving artist might just be fueling his crack addiction and the hobo actually buying food and shit
but thats something I'm willing to risk
ill give you something
Shouldn't you be getting Social Security at this point?
Doing the honorable thing
A dice roll is a dice roll, no matter how you look at it. In the end it's just throwing money into the wind, no matter how you try to justify it
This is what happens when you buy lame DLC.
have you guys ever thought that luka, like trump just likes attention, negative or positive
doesnt everyone here
go to college*
Maybe all of your donations to Luka was actually just funding his crack addiction.
i can't find the title
i might end up paying money to trash a car
And mess up your exams.
huh? why a monkey?
i can imagine nonons old grandma voice too!! ani sori