I've been to the dark side lately, and so this post is off cycle and will be until the new moon. Because of this chaos, and as an apology for it, I present one true self, truer than most will ever hope to be. You do yourself a disservice if you don't make an hour for his delightful madness.
I will always believe in you.
Thanks Sonata
Today's been a chill ass Monday.
Hi. I hope you all had as nice a day as Mr. Grim.
Sonata said we are the worst people hes ever met when Trump won.
I member
i am not good at AI
ky pls
O-kay
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is this black kitten or monsterkitten
or is the femboy kitten
too many kittens here
Only one of those would tell me to kill myself.
Kitty girls are cute :3
2 of them
I am going to be a meido
with a cute maid outfit
Luke has never done it before though
y'all dont talk enough
I expected a coworker to come through today afterhours but she has gone into radiosilence
feelsbadman
working all alone in a deserted ass building
Reasons to never help your coworkers.
we're working on the same thing so helping her is the same as helping myself
just more efficient to have another pair of hands and eyes testing components
today at lunch I was eating in my quiet spot and this fucking whale sat down and started eating her fucking chicken salad with her mouth open
it was so fucking disgusting
I'm black
I'm the best kitten
ty
oh my
how adorable
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Oh yeah grim I finally got that phone send me them digits gurl
Hola amigos
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Poor thing is stricken with bad genetics.
the dankest one no doubt
I gotchu
hey man
how you doin
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I'm doing good, waiting for the place I applied to too get back to me to see if I've got the job, if so, I'll be happy, which means it'll be working two jobs, how about you Grim?
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mental impairment
neo first world problems
in the last stretches of a big project
was gonna work with someone but she didn't come
something probably came up
Oh yeah Grim would you be down to get bullied like this by a cute girl?
I ain't about that life
I've done all my projects now, just gotta get more money in my pockets.
And two jobs is the way to go about it.
Well thats what I was secretly implying.
Pink eyes kinda hot what's this from
Okay maybe something less intense
like this?
working on anything good?
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is your friend erin?
lol my friend also does drugs and has a poop emoji
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oh I thought it was a poke at the whole hurr durr Ihave big bones argument
nice!
ganbatte ne
thats p extreme buddy
its not weaponized, so no :/
just improvement in material and efficiency
I dissed out ene when I had coke lol
I thought it was ice cream.
wat
I don't into weeb, you gonna have to explain that last little line laddy.
I would rather be working on things that hurt people.
It means work hard, you can do it
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Oh, thank you kind sir!
I think that was more about the thyroid thing.
every time
i would rather not have this android exam tomorrow, but there we go
Your biatch getting uppity?
*crucified groaning sounds*
at least it isn't appleshit :^)
I haven't heard that argument from a fatty yet
No this is some Syrian douche.
nigger android dev makes stacking shelves 10 hours a day seem appealing
I was hoping Erin was in a fit of coked up rage.
It's fun to see them go gorillas.
I dislike emojis.
nYan
That's only because you like gorilla's and other animal dicks
soto
Its real for like 1% of them so they all act like they have it and can't control how big they get.
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Yes hello this is Yan.
chotto mate
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you need a better avatar
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Bruh fam u best step off with that shit talk about muh shit-tier entry level edgelord anime waifu
I dislike cocaine. Well, I've never tried it, but I imagine I wouldn't like it.
I bet that must feel amazing at the end of all that shit he took
but she was the one who fucked him in the firstplace
BAD JUJU BAD
literally just don't eat as much
I'm not overtly fond of it and I feel that it ruins the lives of most people it comes into use with.
The cutest.
used and abused
Your logic has no power here.
How much is too much tho
I find that to be the case with most drugs.
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its can become an actual addiction though, real talk
OH MY GOD ENOUGH
i just wanna pet you
That was a little too personal kyle.
Just like your butt.
dude weed tho lol lmao
Not if you live in Cali.
The food is so shit no one gets addicted.
420 blaze it
I'm still pure
I'm sorry. I will not make another jab at them today.
Unless you are joking.
this is a whole other level my dude
bro I went to some super mart, I think it wa s safeway or something in cali
like 3lbs of food for a buck
and it was hella good
That's a cute avatar
No that honestly rustled one or two of my jimmies.
Gomen, babe.
never been touched
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You're a cute avatar!
much better
anything going on tonight? it seems rather quiet
These are all weird af
Are you not into S&M or something?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
depression
thread is pretty lit tn
it's almost like he's gay or something
attention
But you made that yourself and i was more of talking about restaurants.
Just not yandere
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SHE'S NOT YANDERE!
get in call
nonono it was premade
I forgot the name of the spot
like fast food built into a supermarket
???
Look at those pupils
It's okay.
I'll have you make it up to me later~
Not for lack of trying I imagine.
(ᗒᗨᗕ)つ
woah what's wrong ;_;
-hugs-
I hope things work out for you :(
doesn't seem like it...
arabs on tv are hilarious man
i'm bored
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i mean
compared to last thread
I hope Subtle is gay tbh
I also hope he's a powerbottom
But he's actually straight tho
yeah its great
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oh I don't think I was here
So find something to do, faggot
-hug-
YEAH IT WILL BE, CUNT
alright works done time to head home
still tho
how can you not see the speedposts whizzing by
what's so great about him?
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....and beats him up
YEAH NO TY
s-stop that
pleb
We're twins now?
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oh crap I never made that appointment with my eye doctor >.
You're the cute one. Also, the smart one.
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no u
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Do you not like it when girls step all over you?! (both literally and figuratively)
boi lemme tell ya
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oh hush
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Pass :^)
my doggy just came up and tacklesnuggled me
it's great but i wish she wouldn't slobber all over my face
I kind of like this twinsies notion
git gud
Yes, one of my dogs has the tendency to insist on licking my face. Agreed on the cuteness, but it can be too much dog saliva all over me.
He's coming out. He wants the world to know. He's got to let it show.
followed by a
I'M!!
I'M CUMMING!!
how do i link
Do we have to kill people?
she goes right for the mouth too
He probably just plays the chorus on loop while sparring in his all-male karate class.
Same with mine, though she will pretty much lick any exposed skin. What kind of dog do you have?
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Well no we don't HAVE to.
Yo real shit don't bully my bf tho
I thought he was your gf.
We'll wing it.
Luka, wassa madder?
Matthew is my gf
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What should we do first?
Kill someone.
Dang it. I mean, try that new taco truck.
Oh come on
At least he's of age to give consent.
Damn right he is
Wanna give him a go?
And then we kill the tacos and the truck cooks?
Oh, alright. I hear they have rhubarb salsa and aren't adjacent to any security cameras, so that'll be nice.
Rhubarb Salsa hot damn is that like the pies?
just lonely.
noty
I'm making fun of your usual prey being underage.
Also, I wouldn't pay.
It's exactly like the pies, only on a taco and hot.
Well, hopefully we can keep ya company. :3
Rhubarb pie is fucking amazing.
niceu
Have you ever had rhubarb salsa? It's tart and spicy. Lots of fun.
Mmmmm-hm!
I've not but I can see how it'd be appealing. Other than rhubarb and peppers, what's even in it? Corn and tomatoes?
No corn. A little tomato and some strawberry. It was kind of an experiment a friend was trying at a charity cook-off. She also made a pineapple salsa, but it was too sweet.
How do we go about wearing the same stuff
I don't know why I love roasted corn and black bean salsa as much as I do.
It's just great.
We could shave our heads and don beige tunics.
'Cause you have good taste. And it is great.
i hope so
Unlike your shit tastes for not liking Whataburger.
I already do that for the sides and back.
So you would for free you fucking faggot
It's ok sometimes. I think the one I usually go to has just kinda gone downhill is all. Besides, I like Hopdaddy. It's a little pricey like Might Fine, but ten times better.
Really?
What did you do today, Luka? I went to work, did a lot but accomplished little, then came home and watched cartoons.
Yeah but my top is long as fuk
I'll share pics sometime if you want
see
Having to pay him is secondary reason to say no.
There's three is Dallas now. It's not bad. It's like $7 and then a drink so it's not that expensive.
MY TOP IS A MOP
Whats the first reason then?
Give me peace of mind and say that's female
Neat! If you want to. I sometimes think of getting one of those cuts with one side shaved, but then I chicken out. It looks really cool on some girls, but probably not me.
I'm still not used to making a decent wage, so I feel guilty spending more than $5 on anything that's not essential.
May 15, 2017
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Translated
(GirlsLoveFestival17) [Mofumofurahi (Hitsuji Mofu)] Dagayshi Kashi (Dagashi Kashi) [Sexy Akiba Detectives] (English)
Maho Girls Precure Chapter 4_inqc v2
Maizuru 13 I-Class Club
Seifuku_no_Vampiress_Lord_v01_c05[Vexed-Maigo]
[Idol Hell Scans] Untitled DiaKanan
Untranslated
(海ゆかば6) [きつねとぶどう (くろな)] なかよし♪ (艦隊これくしょん -艦これ-)
柚子森さん ch18
Hi Yuri-bro
Talk Yuzumori to me
Oh it's a girl alright ;)
You're cool so it'll be cool
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How is the skin so smooth looking
Emma where the fuck is my tl'd Yuzumori chapter?
No you don't get to post jojokes go home.
I'm getting sleepy. I may go pass out soon.
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2lewd
I hate you
Sweet Dreams
DOUJINS FUCKING WHEN
Don't lewd the Yuzumori
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Guess have to lewd the emma instead
Sniffing people is lewd on it's own I did nothing.
Oh wait so she's a pedophile.
okay.
You too! Nini.
This made me fap for the 4th time
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Do you even follow the story bro?
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boi lemme tell ya
How can you call her your angel if you don't have the intent to masturbate to her
Angels are pure and innocent.
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Your angel influenced me to sit in lukewarm water filled with my own cum for 3 hours
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Whenever i get trapped in my bath i have this little mini game to see how murky i can get the water
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That actually made me lose my lunch.
The dick.
He's a girl irl trust me lmao
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In English: Milk Chocolate Bunnies Smooth Caramel Center
In French: Small Rabbits Made From Chocolate in Milk and His Creamy Center of Caramel.
Reading packaging labels is honestly the most amusing usage of multilingualism.
shiiiiiet
For somereason i never bruise my dick anymore even though i fap way more than when i used to bruise it
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Haha my bag of potatoes in french says apple of earth xD
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In English: Shepherds Pie
In French: Chinese Pastry
i woke up
played a game
went out and ate subway
came home
and posted in this thread
Yes?
Wait, what?
I've only ever heard it as pate du berger
Around here it's pate chinois.
Daijoubu
It's barely 9pm and I'm already falling asleep
Huh, TIL
Ded
You?
I just died and came back
You!
*cheek puff mochi*
I'm alive and I can prove it
I wish there was a way to know how much I've come in my lifetime
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good evening
what are we rambling about tonight
Grim's inhabitancy of Narnia.
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reee
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How?
Ran out of subway sandwiches?
Time for a postbirth-self-inflicted abortion.
lol
cute
hehe xd so gay
yea u tel em
lolwut
You think of something :3
Go Nicky Nicky Nine Doors your neighbour
Ain't nobody gonna be awake at this time of morning
Real Nigga Hours.
Real Nico Hours*
Fucking kill yourself.
That'll be the best part
But it involves getting out of bed and bracing the cold, you know the struggle
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You have a loser tier bed though.
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Mm..
I can think of another I'd rather be in :3
Holy smokes
LET THE NICO HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE MAKI HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE ELI HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOR
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Yeah, I'd be jealous of my new bed too
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:(
tfw winner tier bed 👍
:(
sleep i need
If you don't spend at least $1500 on a bed, it's shit.
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Take benadryl.
Lots of it.
why she russian
Stop going to sleep so late!
Eh, I have a $400 ikea bed right now. Does the job and allows for two as well.
No.
Just no.
New.
i dunno