I knew it

I'm a girl btw

Send Nudes.

I'm a boy btw

also requesting nudes for the boy

...

...

BED

man this news drama

what a trip

oh hey grim's on tv

What news drama?

nothing that'll lead to anything probably

I see.

but im a libcuck so i want it to go somewhere

Man, cucks are the worst

...

gross

i suppose youd know

...

I have known you for awhile, haven't I?

touche

Nadia (the girl in that pic) used to frequent /fa/. She's very sweet.

No more jabs? And I was enjoying myself.

youre stinky

youtu.be/Xyr-QJ-9CLs?t=182

Well I did just pull out of your ass.

Sorry, boipussy.

uwu

I still don't speak weeboo

owo?

Just open your mouth and keep it open.

...

That's my good little dear. Now start sucking on what enters it.

...

Moogs stop being such a whoremat.
...It's someone who's a doormat and a whore.

Moogs is just willing to entertain people's thoughts. Not really a whore, or a doormat.

...

creepy

but also an erection

Kind of explains a lot tbh.

im an ikt btw

he's into long nipples

-pets ikt-

well there goes all possibility of me being productive today then i guess

YOU'RE INTO LONG NIPPLES

woah

yan play SL 1 with me

No

how deep does the rabbit hole go

Probably not as deep as yours.tilde

...

TOO DEEP PULL OUT

whats this img from

Beats me

me Beats meat

Quit beating off Murder we've got mysteryies to solve

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...bump

dats not me

but why would you do that
dumb britbongers

I send my condolences to any poster holding the crown

this thread is lewd

Nezi post ur butthole

...

hello nezi

I'm just memeing friend

hi eisen! How are you doing friend?

sure you are......

...

just lovely and yourself?

satan trips confirm i am lovely

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IF I WANTED TO SEE YOUR ASS I'D JUST WATCH A VIDEO NEZI

...

so relatable

stay away from my genitals

;~; no bully pls

I'm autistic but doing well
doing laundry right now (brb)

what are you up to?

What thing?

you took something that applied to everybody and made it so it applied to nobody

nobody wants your fat, stinky genitals

just an art book. nothing important really... twirls her hair

Link

you were actually diagnosed?

watching youtube videos while waiting for a live stream to come on

you aren't buying it for me but i will link it because I personally didn't know it existed and i think everyone personally should own a copy

shop.cartoonsaloon.ie/product/song-of-the-sea-artbook-preorder

SAA A SAA A SAA A SAA A SAA A SAA A
SAA A SAA A SAA A SAA A SAA A SAA A
SAA A SAA A SAA A SAA A SAA A SAA A
Same as always
Always

is that a 3d gun

oh :(
sorry...

no it's just a meme

I'm not autistic in the slightest.

what live stream?

nah its 2d you fucking idiot

It looks like a cap gun. You can buy 'em at fireworks stands. They go "pop pop" and smell smokey, but nothin' comes out.

more like FAG gun, amma rite?

Is actual police sparkling gun

just like my penis.

Did you see ?

i don't understand why I'd never heard of this before. i'mma have to save my pennies.

pics

of course you aren't
no one here is

well i found out that it was a rebroadcast but it was a chris cornell thing

It's so cute! Maybe I could send it to you.

Hey Bep, I gotta leave for now. We can talk about it later. Take care!

You too.

Chris Cornell? mor elike Chris WORMFOOD

scoots kys bully intensify

Used to trap them birds now I'm fly like a bird

tfw 20

...

...

...

Fukken goddem

chris cornell was my father

:)
silly doggy

in the ground
i long to be
worms and bugs
eating me
ill wait for you there
like a stone
ill wait for you there
alooooone

~chris cornell

i know it wasnt funny.. best i could do atp

seriously tho cornell was a douche... i hope dave navarro is next

I can be your daddy though.

Aye siwmae.
And good day to you.

S A V A G E

be my big bro

AF THO?

Aren't I already?

you're my older brother

not my big bro

It will have to do.

what is that word? ._.

it would be more appropriate for the age difference

sleepy time.

Yeee I would say so.

srsly

if like im his daddy, that makes eisen my son and that dont make any fukken sense...

are you chris cornell

aww yea...

ir teh spuar 31337 mastur tral

Siwmae is a Irish Gaelic phrase thatcomes from the term "is maith", meaning "it is good".

It basically means the day is good for me. And I wish you a good day in return.

I suppose. How are you?

just lovely
and yourself?

i forget... was eisens mum black?

As well as I can be really.
Back south and working 4 days a week with 10 hours a day.

people who use the terms namaste and svelt should also shampoo my crotch

you moved again?

(popped collar intensifies)

Are you surprised?

now i want pickles... perfect

i guess i shouldn't be

Snuffles just got home. Apparently he has not seen Nachijo and I am mortified.

oh kewl
ancient words of europe peoples

what is your day going to be like?
mine is calm and peaceful... a bit too warm tho

now that sounds cute

Calm. I am off for the weekend.

?

i'm assuming you two aren't a thing

what will you do?

He has a husband. I even got to be at the wedding.

Overwatch after I eat.
You may join if you'd like.

i did not know this

been browsing a few overwatch vids on youtube just now, i'm feelin it.

He rarely says much on it in thread.

I want the Sombra dance.

...

i wanna see a mercy dance >_

also hi Eisen, been a long time.

it really hasn't but hello

he rarely shows up in thread

Would be cute.

Back later.

He has been busy as of late.

oh I guess I stopped in to fur a little while back.

how goes it?

he's not missing anything

nah i meant that i'm in here a lot more often than people realize

im ok just looking for something to watch
sup with you

I'm hardly ever here.

I'm just debating whether I should watch rick and morty, or listen to Terance Mckenna lectures about deep philosophical shit and shitpost at the same time.

alright

fair

definitely the second option

You know of the legend?
You must be woke too. I dont know which lecture I'm going to pick this time. Any ideas?

i don't

if the choices were rick and morty or ethnic cleansing i would pick the second option too

Have you ever done psychedelics?

is pot considered a psychedelic

...

It has hallucinogenic properties, but no. It is psychoactive.

that's all i've done

well, would you listen to a lecture if I gave u an example?
He is quite famous

probably

Here's a 2 hour lecture, but u dotn have to watch it all obv.

He's just really fun to listen to and he makes you think deeply about things.

He was called the "Timothy Leary of the '90s","one of the leading authorities on the ontological foundations of shamanism", and the "intellectual voice of rave culture".

and here is the promised shitpost

Scottish Twitter reminds me of erin

Kinda rough but very welcoming and friendly

...

i'll rip it and add it to my podcast app

my backlog is killing me

if you end up enjoying it check this archive out.

over 700 hours of lectures, and the dude died a long time ago and new shit still getting released sometimes.

psychedelicsalon.com/category/people/terence-mckenna/

Yeah. I don't go either really.
It's not fun there.

...

Erin is now property of the Colombian drug cartel.
Her skin is made of the purest coke this side of the Rio Grande.

...

What did you guys have for dinner?

pizza, and hopefully you for dessert.

Får20

i haven't ate anything today yet
:(

but i might cook eggs an hashbrowns shortly

one day I am going to cum inside grim and make him leak on the sheets

leak both our juices

Step off my man, you sultry harlot.

you know my address~

that sounds good ^^

are you trying to kill me

i only just found out where everyone went

yeah i spice it up with random stuff

...

I'll see you in a few hours

Death is only the beginning my friend. Don't fear it.

Where to?

imma eat that sweet ass

Does this mean you're not upset at me anymore

Kasper my boi

Shepherds pie and bacon ranch Sicilian with mushrooms

i despise you.

I'm sorry I went too far that night

what kind of stuff?

I'll get my schoolgirl outfit ready :3

what's shepherds pie? I don't think I've had that before

Or sicilian

i cant be a Content Consumer when im dead
unfortunately

a discord server i wasnt invited to or even notified of its existence

Shepherds pie is lamb and veggies under a blanket of mashed potatoes in a pie crust

Sicilian means a Sicilian slice, thick crust strong cheese and herbs

i would literally murder a child for dominoes

Just take my money.

Loco pls

...

Grymm
In sweden grymm can mean grim or awesome.

aww, I don't like most of those things .-.

did you make it yourself?

tumeric
thai spice
lemon dill
garlic powder

happily!

most americans think shephards pie is made with beef.
It makes me want to strange someone.

Fuggen dank m8

How u holding up

sounds nice ^^

Sounds awful.

eww the bottom one is written in feces

strangle*

The pie ya

I wouldn't mind bison in mine

i guess i'll live

nostalgia boner

yeah! it's yummy

YOU WATCH DAN BELL TOO

ofc. I have good taste.

impressive, do you do a lot of cooking? cooking is fun ^^

y-you look yummy too :x

henlo I am here
I'm uwu
I'm ready 2 fukking party

Totally met your dad on a ceuise

clearly

henlo person I dont recognize

:3
*washes my frying pan*

Yay! ♥

Hello I'm Sinni!

Hi Luka!

im redy to farty

god I want to burn you luka

Nani the fuck lmao what's an Indian doing in swede land

My pops is a brolic Punjabi guy

...

rawr

Fuck phone posting bbl loco don't fucking ignore me you harlot

This dude was like the bengali ghandi, brcause i called him bengali ghandi but he was barefoot pakistalin lol

Did you not ask for a link?

...

How are you? also when did you start posting

whenever I see futurama I just think of one thing

Did you mean this

that too

both fo these songs came on at work today..

I danced my ass off and didnt care what people thought

wow I absolutely forgot that episode

human bender!!!
i always remember it by because him doing the tacos and smoke thing and bathroom at the same time

...

...

what's the 1's and 0's in the tattoo for again?

I usually just fap while in voice call to fill the silence.

I'd like to wash your frying pan...

why blank reply :(

i couldnt do that to sinni

too late
iput it on the stove and melted some butter on it
and now the hashbrowns are defrosting in the melted butter

...

teleportation

Make sure to eat all the eggs

wow you watch futurama??

...

oh right the time travel stuff where bender raided history and stuff and old man fry become a fisherman and bender did terminaotor stuffs

yeah i stir 6 eggs into the hashbrowns

♥

i've watched all futurama, duh lol

...

weird.... :|

bender's big score

ok, have a cute to make up for it.

bender meet god and become god and float in space and fall back to earth and observitory religious station and and uh... himalayas?

yey! :)

who is mushroom girl. I like her

UI

one of those idolmaster girl things

hi

Hi.
Play osu with me.

I basically quit playing osu when I stopped doing copious amounts of stimulants/cocaine.

I can barely play insane ar9 now man

I can't finish a 4 star song.
I just wanna git gud.
I started a week ago.

I lol'd

Kooonai wit chaiin

i can't do 1 star

Grim

...

Play osu with me

Not your subtle/wish

Goddamnit.

Neither of them even play with me though.

...

Osu is garbage

I DID

Called out

ONCE

Wow you're more naughty than me!

Echo is so needy

sagiri's face is 10/10

...

She 12 you sick bastard

...

thats rich coming from you.

i am now in my twenties

how old do you feel

Me in the front.

...

Oi

no

...

Someone call the vet cause that dog is sick af

So this is what you wanted.

What up?
It's that boy!

what show is dis btw

Not from you, I know better.

Good boy.

super strong lime margarita no salt in a giant ass cup. yas

I call it the one and done.

You were more of a plan B.

Oreimo 2: Electric Boogaloo

Eromanga Sensei

Eromanga sensei thanks tho kike

thankies

boku no shippuden 7

Nezi. Grind my account so I can have gold guns in OW.

'grind'

lewd

Luka, cease this fanutery or I will have to punish you.

EZ AF

but I'd have to try really hard not to win, it would be a hassle

yeah tbh I saw 'nezi' and 'grind' and was like "OH BOY HERE WE GO"

UGH

wat is dat word? .__.

>_

how many more CP do you need?

Fooling around.

2K I think?

2870

aww, no punish plz!!

so you have 1000 now? I need to know your exact CP you have now and your rank

hit me up on discord

you're 2870 CP or SR?

i'm 30 purple coins

and [Redacted] (Unknown) SR

1012 Cp

1798 for rank

lol gold weapons are 3000 CP and you have 30, that's 297 wins away :^)

hmm so 178.8 games if you were to stay in same rank

gimme 297 win plz

more butt

ass

biggest problem is you only get CP for winning but I wouldn't wanna win a bunch for you cuz you'll move into higher rank tiers so I'd have to trash your rank first so a TON of games would have to be played
ughh

too much work

assuming a 50% winrate that's 148.5 hours or 6.18 days of playtime

no, sorry

You can do it!

-slips tentacle down crack-

with 50% winrate for you it's 89.4 hours of gameplay or 3.725 days of game time

how come squash gets 1 ;~;
i'm jelous~

I suggest you just play more and work your way into a higher rank so that you will get more CP at the end of the season and you won't have to play nearly as much to get a gold weapon

I am not helping squash either

too much play time required for both of you

Old new thread.

90 hours for squash and 150 hours for you

sorry but that's a lot of my time you guys are asking for

teach me how to 10 placements

how do i do placements in good way?

Ugh

I just play ranked instead of QP.
I'd rather not invest my life into this game.

Just pocket Mercy me and I'll carry you in placements.

but doesn't duo queueing change up the formula thingys for Ranked stuff?

You rather do them alone?

i dunno ;~;

just play them. you're decent at mercy so you should do fine. don't worry about rank or winning, just have fun.

good luck

duo queue, no.

once you start queueing with 3 people, and especially 4 or more you start running into six-stacks

duo queue is just like solo queue

Up to you.

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