A h

no homo

wait i dont get it. its okay for a dude to ram your butt as long as you're wearing a skirt but its not okay for a girl to fuck you without one?

yeah exactly

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oh my gfod im ognna stab microsoft

and this was deduced from personal experience?

fuck off soto your opinion is skewed by 2 years of cocaine and tranny semen in your butthole

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so lolz

What is this.

so lolz

I cant get straight answer from all these gays!

KEK
hotxxxass.com/sultry-sissy-in-a-lacy-dress-and-fishnets-1QME/

lolz

Is this what happened to Soto.

I passed out on my floor. 2 hours gone.

i don't think so but maybe you could ask 'em.

It's cool I think we're cool.

Should I go buy groceries or order a pizza?

Haven't you eaten yet?

Nope!

Do the animus dance and summon Mayaka der Gross.

bestel een dönerschotel

I'll go buy stuff instead.. Bah!

Don't the stores close at 7 on sundays?

OH well at least it works more than it did before ;;

wow you know what sounds really good right now

moooooore beeeeeeer

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I can't even tell what's going on there's so many ppl

Looks like a fun game though.

What the hell

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I mighta just shat myself

hey soto, sup

Sup fam

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wow that was some kind of magical

just me, how long you expecting to wait on those boots

There goes my lunch.

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It said they would get here like May 11th to the 14th

I still need to modify them a bit, or unless I should just keep em straight black

you should send them an angry letter its the 14th right now

Neat.

I'd roll this fattie if you know what I mean.

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I'm just using this as an image host lel

wat

hoast

Ikt cars

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I'm done now though.

No more not knowing what I'm doing!

Except idk how to set up a stack frame and how to manually align the stack, though I probably forgot to align my data in earlier attempts.

Align better data in the future!

Which one would you go for lewds?

Far right all day nigga

She doesn't look Asian there.

None. They're not real.

id far right if she had far left's hair

slep

nite

lmao what are you gay?

i like short hair. does that make me gay because most boys have short hair?

Of course.

Long hair is gayer because some boys try to have long hair to pretend to be girls even though they arent and if you take a girl home and she has a penis its like three times as gay so long hair is clearly three times gayer than short hair

Rin do you take it up the ass?

I never have before.

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do you guys ever play with your butt?

Get out.

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do you play with your butt?

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I also tend not to take to boys so it's probably not a concern for me either.

Is this the new cosplay, by the way?

You might want the wig.

virgin

Oh so you only are into boys that look like girls cause you're too scared to like actual boys

But wearing a wig is such a fucking pain dude
You wouldnt understand cause you have never cosplayed/gone to a con wearing one
They get really annoying, luckily it isnt too hot rn so I should be good

dote*

I am very sexually experienced.

Basically, I guess.
Or I just like girls, and try to keep an open mind.

Is that so ?

Y-yes

What did you do ?

Im sorry I cosplayed your avatar Trevor

Just regular sex. I put my penis in where she pees.

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Its whatever

thats gross

No wonder you never wanna get sushi

Agreed.

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whatcha doin

So you've moved off women now ?

sigh

Cleaning my room. It is taking forever, I need to do this more often.

No, I just face the necessary evil.

just throw everything in your closet

Neko when are we gonna share a blunt irl

My closet is full...
I have already been doing that for years.

iunno

throw it in your parents closet

:(

youtube.com/watch?v=1cIzUz_A68w

That would be unacceptable. I have most of it cleaned up now anyway. I found a bit of room in my closet and boxed stuff up and put it there.
I just need to do laundry now.

Playing my last 2 ranked matches.

For LoL?
I wonder when the season ends, I should get gold so I can get the reward.

No idea.

Remind me of your username so I can be friendos.

xSquashx

kyle i'm booting up Dark Souls
wanna squad
1 or 2?

I am in lol righ tnow.

lets squad Yan ^W^

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I clearly said I was playing lol above.

Sure, okay.
What vidya do you even play, besides sketchy torrented japanese lolicon rape simulators and beer pong?

With himself.

Beer pong

Threads don't matter if I wasn't posting so I don't read them.

I bet you have rocket league and a spinner.

I want a spinner.

r those thingys called 'heartless'

?

meatspin.fr/

this is the spin you want

Yeah. The mushroom ones don't attack. This one just dances.

I bought a new phone

Congratulations

tyty

It's still the same thread?

stfu cuckwork

no

cute ^_^

Really starting to like TrySail.

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It's one of my favorite enemies.

Silver 3.

The only thing ClariS to me is that Drawfag makes the best seasonal waifu, and I don't even have to watch anything else to be sure.

???????

I fricked that pun right up.
I should have said "The only thing ClariS that Drawfag..."

I ruined it and I'll never get a second chance.

Oh no Rin, you ruined it...

like you ruin everything

Good Job

The only issues I have with this post is that you spoke in the present tense.

I'M SORRY FRICK I WASN'T THINKING.
I RUINED EVERYTHING JUST LIKE I RUINED MY LIFE.

You should probably just kys huh

What a solution.

But I like Rin.

Birthday album > everything else

But hey drop is also pretty good too

No can do; that'd violate the suicide pacts.

I'm only watching Eromanga so if you're referencing things I won't get it.

Fair enough I have one of those.

Mhmm.

fuckin pedophile

That's funny coming from you !
You
You

SUPER FRICKEN MEGA PEDO !!!

...hi

Fucking things that aren't adults is wrong.

Fucking things that aren't human is wrong.

In what sense?

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i forgot all my enemies

I can not be happy with out conflict in my life.
Enemies make for good conflict.

I'm going to bed.
I have to work tomorrow.

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me irl

renge with her eyes and mouth turned upside-down?

renge with her eyes and mouth turned upside-down

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Wasn't there a movie like that?

The difference is negligible.

iunno

so, what's up? my Guess is nothing like usual.

in jrpg games i have played
most my enemies either turn into allys later on or... uh... i dunno

nini

You have no enemies luka. you am friemd

You are here. That is the only important thing.

ur pic is weird tho :|

blame /a/

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All of these make her look like a smug NEET.

Specifically a smug NEET from a bad comedy.

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it aint easy being this smug

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argh...

I want off thsi crazy hellride

this

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May 14, 2017

mega.nz/#!29pWkR5Q!0oWXSLjo3mXVB0xFCVs6efyBobzuQwcf03TMQp5ZTvg

Translated
(C89) [Kinokonabe Hinanjo (Maitake)] Ochikano (Puella Magi Madoka Magica) [English] [NEOZEED]
(COMIC1☆11) [Atelier Hinata (Hinata Yuu)] Gear Uni Offline (Hyperdimension Neptunia)[English] [Nepperoni]
arisaaya
Nanoha ViVid ch77_[VividTrans]
[EHScans] - Hakumei & Mikochi V05C30.1
[syou] Futarikiri no Natsu. ~secret summer~ (COMIC BAVEL 2016-11) [English] {NecroManCr} [Digital]

Untranslated
(C91) [TLG (bowalia)] 地下闘技場 扇 (オリジナル) [DL版]

You will not get off.

Where da Yuzumori at yo

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I will get off.
You will help.

We are stuck here together.

o-ok

check out this nsfw image to get u aroused first

Darwin translate loli yuri for me

I was talking to Darwin, he has a nicer butt.

I just want to pleasure you with only your nipples and my hands/tongue

noh

You already know Japanese.

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I don't know how to phrase things in English.

今の私は以前の私に非ず、夏休みをただ漫然と過ごしてきたわけじゃない。

Teach me

No habla.

I have not been aware of me before, just spent summer vacation just a moment.

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A perfect translation.

Nice Google translate

Ray is an expert. I am sure he can help you.

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mine japanase is daijobu-ne

pafekuto

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what did you just call me?

Thanks for nothing, babe

goodnight, i'm gonna go meditate and do some chakra balancing before bed.

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I do not know some of those kanji, though.

I do

I had to look up the meaning for 非ず
I knew what 漫然 meant after I looked up the reading

I think I worked it out anyways.

I go off memory. Sorry. I am not sure what dictionary is good to use either.

jisho.org

Yeah, what he said.

I will use that next time, I guess.

No you won't.

post weird anime porn at me

I should have learned them all instead.

k

I ate curry for dinner. Now I will go lie down and hate myself into a nap

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Rest well.

Race me on wanikani

NO AM SCRUB

taikutsu

SAME

You will bully me when I lose, like you bully Subtle.

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Never-mind, my bed isn't made.
You used to tell me no, now you just let me hate myself.

I am like 300 reviews behind rn

You have to make me believe that it makes a difference or else I stop doing it.

And you are going to be a teacher like this, with no discipline? For shame.

Nothing makes a difference, I have nothing left in me.

Spank me

Then knock it off.

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I will knock everything off.

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Did everyone call their momma today?

holy fk

So how would you translate:
重力圏から離脱した

Which is literally like:
I got away from her gravitational field

But not using gravitational field because that's stupid.

Movie when

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Are you translating manga?

I'll feel better when you finally become my sugar daddy and let me live the sweet LA life

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I guess more context would help.

Like, when you're 3 inches away from someone and you smell their scent and just want to lean in and hug them. But you manage to pull yourself away somehow.

ya

Me? I am not allowed.

I remember when I decided that was going to be fun.
It was not.

It's pretty fun when you know enough kanji to learn and enjoy it

You're a big boy.

Charm? Spell? Allure? Drawing power?

For you.

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Great, thanks.

Gravitational field.

I did not like the deadlines.
Also, I would go with charms or temptations

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you guys suck

It was only mothers day for like half the people here rn

do u do porn books

Fek you can't just ask people to translate your fanfic.

I do if they feature vaporeons.

fanfic of wut?!??

have you masturbated to vaporeons before?

Help me escape ur gravitiational field

No deadlines when you're doing it by yourself :^)

What? No

To be fair, it's a lot better :^)

No.

Yes, now I just translate vaporeon doujins.
The translation group I was working with was 2 fast 4 me
Also bad shounen romance manga

u shud. ppl pay money for ett

Uh, rockets and stuff.

New Yuzumori?

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Gross.

Pay me $1,000

Soon.

No

lol you arent even a loli and youre demanding that much.

u guiz succ

Do you do this for funs or are you in those super sikrit translateion groups?

Guilty

brb school rip

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Autists like you are why I won't come cast NAT

Funsies

They're super cute.

Sylveon is still my favorite.

DONT PRETEND TO BE MY TENSHI-SAMA

It is more likely to be similar to a dolphins though.

This fucking shit?

Yeah that'd probably feel better.

Huh?

Yuzumori is my tenshi

Hey Murder we should vidya again sometime

Do you have Dead by Daylight?

Much better. Slimy frog skin would be just wrong.

I cannot imagine this atrocity being anything like a dolphin.

EXCUSE ME???

Darwin praise me

Don't do it
It's a trick

You are consumed with hate.

Excellent job. I am very proud to be associated with whatever you did.

Whoever designed that harbors deep contempt for existence.

New Yuzumori-san chapter

You say as you post TROLLS

Is it lewd?

is she even cute post it

Not really.
Mimika wanted to sniff her and they cuddled a bit

Read slownut's here
dynasty-scans.com/series/yuzumori_san

IS IT THE TINY BLONDE THING HOLY HECK I WANNA RAPE IT

WHAT THE FUCK STOP

Is there porn of her yet?

Why do you have to hate everything I love?

yes.....you fight for justice....

No stop

Just that.

asdf

New.

And on top of it you love what I hate most.

Pineapples on pizza?

I love pineapple on pizza

Well, there you go. Disproven.

Though your ponyposting reminds me you hate the one I like for that too.

if you aren't a little bit insane how can you be sure you're sentient?