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Me af

would soto take little boys too or just little girls?

all after and

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Probably just boys.

Fake news btw

wow what a bitch that mother is

Subtle post butt

subtle post kinniku

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k

Because it was you I, for some reason, thought that was an e-sports event.

like, the dude shows up shirtless to an SCII tourney and is just ripped af.
Starting the mind games before the match, y'know?

The language I used in that post was very not me, what the hay.

is that your favorite azn qt mma dude

Subtle why can't you be that ripped and cute irl?

He wears reebk boxer briefs.

Because he's British.

That would be likely :3 He looks close to it

Though I don't know if they have ring girls like that at SCII tourneys


Yeah though he's the only azn qt mma dude

I don't train every day


???
Unnecessary and baseless

sc2>overwatch

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IT'S ALL ABOUT BELIEVIN'

well where else can i find azn qts if not ripped

Man that video makes me feel so much better about myself

sc2>overwatch

Uh.. pop groups?

I'd sooner die before subjecting myself to this level of cringe pro player or not

pls say samsara was just acting

It's true.

whose your favorite korean pop dude?

It's not
Why do you think so?


Don't have one, I'm not too into that

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its ok 2 b gay

LOL
I mean male kpop, pls


Yeah, good for those people

Well that's a Texas sized 10-4.

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In their defense I don't think it was their idea nor that they enjoyed it in the slightest.
...maybe seagull.

Oh, fair enough.

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Tviq too, he's a memer

AA that versio nmight nt be by superjinior after all

Which?

I need help.
I've been unironically been putting a space before punctuation.

Ghastly.

You need help with that unibrow tbh

this
youtube.com/watch?v=0m7RUCMwASQ

:|

but atleast I learned sometihng new today

still using the heater

I am quivering with indignation and fury.

Its not even cold in denmark tho

Accept it

did alice to zouroku skip a week?

Norway*

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No !!!

Yeah

Frick !

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The only person who can pull off the "frick" thing is Mordin and maybe Goggles cause he's like 16 yrs old

Pls stop Rin


What the fuck is a 2?

oh okay. thats a relief i thought it broke

2(9/5)+32

Why not ?

Just accept it like I have !

I stopped swearing a while back.
It started as a joke, but it's actually bled through enough that I'm genuinely not comfortable using that language anymore.


It-
it feels silly !

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nezumi-chan

It becomes normal.

The fuck is wrong with you?

Hello'st

It's become normal enough that I actually don;t notice it when I do it, until I look back on it all.


Heck, I don't know.
I guess I'm just really small and impressionable, and you should be gentle with me lest you teach me crass and disgusting things.

what's up

It will work out.


nothing, just got up

It's been a while, Hello

hai

How are things?

i spent an hour making this and i'm not even half way done.

reading book and reading thrad and complentating whether I should heat my pastry now since I had dindin but starting to feel sleepy so idk if I would enjoy pastry as much as I should if that makes sense

If you're not hungry, I'd save it for later

at the tradeoff of the pastry going stale
though Iam keeping it in the fridge

Hm would be a shame for it to go to waste.. I suppose make it?

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The folder or picture ?

folder
how big is yours?

nonono I think it will be fine it is from earlier today I just
have no idea what to feel

I hope you have no issues with hard choices to make in life

Still making folders uh?
Never get tired of it?


My life is full of hard choices, at this point I just flip a coin and if I don't like the outcome.. pick the latter

i did get tired of it that's why i'm here now

How big is yours ?

I have a lazy way in making folders tho it's not recommended if you desire quality of images.

614 so far
but like i said it's not done

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Mine is bigger.

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hi trevor

IN FACT

Iam considering bed again

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Good night

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Hello darling, how are you?

That just makes me picture him as the guy from GTA.

How'sit going buddy?

uuu not yet but maybe soon someday with the footure


I try my best but itjusthappens

I was gonna go see Alien: Covenant but I guess its not out yet.

So never?

Im supposed to go see it with my friends and go smoke like a bunch of weed dude

When am I taking you out on a date anyways?

I keep falling asleep every day

Alien: Covenant was SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how does it rank compared to norm

At least you sleep.


What did you expect?

Hihi threaders~

Far better than Norm, for sure.

Ahh hello there

Never sounds pretty realistic.

Heya! Long time no see^^

How have you been?

At least try to get him to buy you tickets to whatever con then not show. Like six times in a row.

Have my ups and downs but I'm still alive, haven't killed myself yet

feels bad man

I probably scared you with all those roofie jokes

How about we bring Ian along to be the mediator to make sure I dont do anything illegal or drug you?

Sounds pretty safe imo

I guess that's good in some form haha

Sorry you're depressed x_x

No need to be sorry hun, me being depressed is pretty much the norm at this point.

I hope happiness finds you, m9

My happiness is in Denver.

Go on.

I'm sure you can go to other places to see mountains and smoke weed legally.

Someone from another anime circlejerk group has admitted to liking me and I've grown to like them back.


I mean, I could just get weed around here too but I do not particually trust niggers around here.

Awwe sheeit!

Do some buttstuff ;3

You know it~

I have hot chocolate though

TSUCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiii

Elma send me nudes

This

Get on Steam.

Who is this Tsuchi fellow?

You, I thought.

How's it been, diggy?

how big


sleepy
how about you?

Busy. Trying to balance video games with homework is becoming precarious.
My stomach has been upset all week and it's getting annoying. I also hurt my finger today so that is bothering me.

poor thing
sounds like you're having a rough time

meow

Not much. Finished with finals so doing a bunch of nothing.
You?

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Ooh, that's always nice to get those over with.

I'm just working and getting my shit in order. Big stuff in the works. Kind of exciting tbh.


Heyu~

hai maddie what's happening

Tsuchi wanna meet up and bully Sabs irl?

I might end up going to TX in like a month just to visit family out there but fuck those guys cause they're the conservative part of my family and I dont like being around them cause I have to be super nice 24/7

nm playing around on my computer for the first time in like a month and a half.

How's that new jorb treating ya?

Soto wanna meet up and bully Subtle irl?

I will live. Unfortunately it is hard to open my door with a weakened grip. I need to get a door with a working handle.

pretty good
i already got a raise and they were talking about giving me another one today

booyah

have someone kiss it better.


mmhm plus its way easier now

What sort of "big stuff"?


No thanks.

Elma send me nudes.

I'd be super down but he might beat me up with his super strong TaeKwonDo

Also if I went would you show me around and show me that one popular coffee shop made famous by some garbage hockey player and also the Canadian famous gravy fries with cheese?


Wanna meet Cupcake then?

I will instead put ice on it and hope the swelling goes down.

Major adulting, yo =w=


They're on my gf's computer :/

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MOOGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

hi

sup

That ways boring

That's an even bigger no.


Buying a house type shit or what?

b-but you sent them to soto? ;~;

He's fat and weak dude, no worries.

They have one of those in Glasgow now, eh?

I'm going to go get me summa dat for dinner tomorrow, jelly?

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nm, nm

sup with you?


let's not give me that much credit lmao


I didn't tho

well hit me up if you get them :3

ordered a new drawing tablet

Elma send me nudes.

I just have a couple shots if you want something
they're meh

What kind?


omg hi

Don't call my boi crush fat and weak you slut

Fuck if I know, I just drink folders like a real man
No creamer and a teaspoon and a half of sugar

Are you gonna be a huge fat fuck and get pulled pork on them?
You fucking better


Good to see BDubs ruining other countries foods
Always makes me feels better lmao

Does Elma have the booty?

T R U S T

Elma, send the person you're in a monogamous relationship with nudes.

amazon.com/gp/product/B010TQQI5K/ref=ya_st_dp_summary

Marriage?

Howdy

just thought I looked cute in this pic. Might delete it later....

The fuck did you save?

I'll take them~

x_x


She's usually the one that takes them lmao


lol no, not yet


sup

wow wtf
He called me a whore earlier though.

You fuckin' what m8?

Yeah probably, but I don't really wanna go all the way to smokes so I might just get normal poutine from somewhere else.

yo wish are you fat as fuck since you eat mad amounts of poutine with all that cheese n gravy

save wat now?

Had to jump in this with the cool kids~

bandwaggoner

5:40 am.
Semi depressed, drinking non-alcoholic beer, eating popsicles and playing wolfenstein.
Living the dream.
You ?

Nevermind

I'm out of ideas for what the big grown up plans are then.

am i cool yet?

wow, that's... hmm not so bad I guess?

Just staying up for my paycheck to hit which is a shit idea cause long shift tomorrow but whatever.

what bring s you around tonight demonlord

I only call you derogatory names cause you get off to it
I'm only doing whats asked of me tbh

Folgers*
Fuck, I can never spell that shit right
It's pretty decent coffee

My vegan ass sister tried to get me into tea and Ill admit Peppermint tea is my shit but it wont wake me up for shit at 3am

Define "normal" poutine

So much for counting calories
Oh I'll count them for you bby ;)

That's all that was left.
it's either that or water, or tea, I'm switching for tea soon, I was just lazy.


Yeah, not complaining.
I'll feel much better once the hockey world cup ends and all my hopes will be long dead.
What's long?

What? No I average like 1300 calories a day


Oh yeah, being called a slut definitely flairs up my lady boner.

I don't even drink coffee m8

Uhh, just cheese curds and gravy on fries?

Bordom, haven't been here for a while so I thought I'd drop by


How unfortunate

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wut thats like as much as me. what are you some kinda neet?

maybe you should be less boring : /

Nah not really, I was drinking yesterday and on the weekend, I need to take a break here and there.

Would you prefer I called you slut/whore or babe?

No wonder you have such garbage tastes
Explains all the anime you are watching rn tbh

But that sounds boring tho, just throw some pulled pork or chicken or shit on em
What are you, broke or something?


YOOOOO I SEEN THAT ON MY FB FEED NIGGA


I'm at like 1600 calories

NOT COUNTING BEER :^)

What?


What?

Excuse me for being unique


Ah very good champ, wish I have drinks tbh

I was gonna make an eye joke but then I kinda felt bad

it's like being dick buddies but instead of cumming in the same girl we're seeing the same meme on fb :3

dont you live off instant noodles as well?

Do you have the basic Ba$ed Imouto, Saying itadakimasu b4 u eat da pussy 1 - 8, Some other irrelavanty waifupages and the daijoubu page?

isnt that itadakimasu b4 pussy one for normies? i see my old normie friends sharing stuff from that

Does that make me a normie?

What's stopping you?

idk dude you're pretty exposed to society. idk if got infected and turned yet tho

Fine then, kiss me and make it all better.

Trying to save money to spend in A-kon28

It's improper to ask such things of me

Ems is fine with me tbh.

W O W
Have you seen your boyfriend's shit taste?

I would probably get like chicken fingers too man :^)
I dunno, I don't wanna go all the way out there just for some pulled pork?


No I eat normal meals for normal people.

haha yes
my stream is all weeb shit : (

men nakama janai no ka?

lmfao Feku, you sure are funny sometimes

gross you watch animated hentai. terribly distasteful

minna saikou arigatou k-k-k-kawaii

ogenki tanoshii doushite wakarimasen!

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Oh so you actually liked the nickname I gave you?
Awww thats fucking kawaii af bro

Ems is cute tbh

I have, and I fucking know
It's horrible but the boipussy game ridiculous

Just get something else :^)
Like Tonkosu Ramen, especially if it's cold out there
Have you even tried that shit before?
It's a god send


I read doujins and watch the animated doujins I have read before

mfw im hungry and decide to enjoy a quick snack with a friend

the production quality looks like trash and when animated it cant mimic the motions of normal sex properly. also the sounds are just playbacks of the same 5 wet condom noises.

youre better off keeping it to a minimum with doujinshi

You're not the first person to call me that tho

tru

Soto you need to understand that it would be farther to get something like that.

fuck off you chinese hawaiin nigger

WWELL I LIKE IT SO HECK OFF

I will go toothbrush

Well fuck you too then bitch

Hell yeah it is
Have you seen how funny his ears look tho?

Do you not know how to drive or something?
The fuck is wrong with you
Food is worth driving for

if youre so inclined to fap to videos you might as well use normie porn jesus christ stay away from me ill get infected.


stop telling me heck off :( just say fuck off

But I do tho

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I could never say such a hurtful cuss word to such a young, innocent child

wow wtf

No?

HOLY FUCK WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS

Quit lurking 24/7

and also find new reaction images

What's up?

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Quit talking about me

hi soto

anyone wanna talk about that recent WorldEnd episode because shit just went off the rails and there've been like three straight eps with no purple loli

wtf i had my suspicions but machigainai you are definitely a normie now that i see the bigger picture


im no longer innocent and im nearly considered an adult still living in my parents house

are you talking about shuumatsu? could you not use the fucking english names that triggers me

no longer innocent? :3

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I'll get in trouble if I ask Darwin so it must be you.

yes i am and you're welcome

I'm sorry Im just grumpy cause I missed my phone getting delivered at my apartment today cause I was out with my coworkers
Feelsbadman

They're kinda cute too

Have we really?
I'm sorry my memory is pretty shit
Just like your tastes :^)


I won't ever stop talking aboput you because I know you have that shitty ass thing where you get notifications via email everytime they mention your name lmao

Consider this my way of bullying you without being too mean but still getting me off

lmao fucking 19 year olds I swear

I dont watch anime wtf

but everyone will see

I want them to see.

i was just saying hi

LOL fucking rekt

Yes, you make fun of me all the time for it even.
In fact, you did it earlier this thread.

fuck off :3


honestly that show is trash and not worth watching with a main heroine like cthulhu. shes terribly generic and blue hair is gross.


barely finding out? im not 19.

This image triggers me

i don't

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I don't have that, I just notice

Is it really bullying when I wasn't even here?

Why?

We shall temporarily retire in a hidden place then.

knowing subtle is lurking makes me feel all happy inside

where?

what if im trying to watch it for the plot and not the girls

Weren't you going to bed?

My bedroom.

i feel like if an irl vaporeon was irl and wearing a schoolgirl outtift it wouldn't be able to sit up on it's tail like that

oh my
what will we do in there

persona memes have no effect on me because i have no idea what that game is about


i could only assume since you brought up pannibal. besides best girl is obviously the white hair twin tails

I have to tootbhrush
infact Iam brtushing birght now

that level of cute is different and im NOT jacking off to it

Its like the world doesnt want me to have a phone or something lmao

Wait, so you don't have your DL?
Like I wanna talk mad shit but Im pretty sure it might have to do something with your eyesight
Sumimasen

Jesus christ so you read old threads?
Thats so lame dude

E-Ehh?

Good.

My license expires in like a year, but it's suspended because of my vision.

it's irl the game

But it isn't sitting on it's tail.

Kiss and make everything all better.

toothbursh well

yus

thrads would be more boring otherwise

Is it still alive?

lolk sure. honestly id fuck pannibal too. the ones i can think off the top of my head i would not fuck would be cthulu and the dumb ogre that wants to eat him.


are you the type to ctrl+f your name?


tell me more bard. you never talk to me anymore

lol???????????????????

WHO WAS IT

yes well in persona 5 basically you are a transfer student and must adapt to your new home and succesfully soialize and make friends. and also dungeouns

that sounds like a much better place

I'll hit you up on line eventually
Or at least thats the goal

If it makes you feel any better I am not allowed to operate a vehicle without my glasses cause I am pretty much considered borderline legally blind without em

Feels bad man

Why dont you just take the family car out for a spin and try to manage with limited sight, I know you can do that with Osu so why not with driving :^)

line up the usual suspects

I wish you weren't

PRIMITIVE

SAVAGE AS FUCK

DESTROYED IN SECONDS

id fail at this game

It's okay they give you a cat

man that burns so bad

can i eat it?

..it's the current thread


Thanks
Good night too


No though I have done it for reasons

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Gross

It doesn't help at all.
Because that would be breaking the law.

So . . . yes?

No, I'm not that type of person

but you just admitted to doing it

Why peas?

always someone out there to ruin something good.

didI sayt I finished toothbrush I forgot

I finished toothbrush

nana for real

well that's a shame

gotta get your veggies somehow, I guess

you never did the Kenosha Kid

You can see the second leg behind the first, they're clearly not sitting on the tail.

It is, though my door handle just broke and I had to climb in my window.

Forget it

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don't worry it's more romantic this way

even side saddling with both legs to the left, the weight is put on the bulk of the tail :/

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The tail is just there, it is bearing no weight other than itself if it is touching the ground.

I'm very romantic.

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Not as gross as Alice to Zouroku

Why are you so scared of breaking the law? Live a little you sheltered white rich girl

How romantic

wtf fuck you

Because I'm a sheltered white rich girl

I DISAGREE

I'm just pushing your button Ems
I love doing that

Didnt it get delayed this week btw?

Must be super sheltered like eromanaga sensei tier cause you unironically wore hoop earrings once upon a time and thought they were stylish

I'm kinda pissed you threw em away tho

isnt alice to zouroku like elfen lied x madoka

second foot is on the ground.

Homemade candle-lit dinner.

Its like SAO but shittier

what about feets?

dont talk to me senile 30yo

lol I ain't Darwin

round up

Even assuming that both feet are on the ground, the weight would be distributed well into the tail right where it curves

and tbh if that was irl i think it would pain the vaporeon

tfw missed out on being in darwins kawaii shota harem

it's not too late feku

I gotta go sleep tho

Waking up at 3am hurts when you dont get 5 hrs of sleep or more

Very bored

Wat do

eat some pillz

Too early to go to bed with sleepie pills

What about them?

you should do what i did that one time and spend about two months larping in the streets with passersby and the homeless

say what you will about it, it's a very engaging pastime

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Ctrl-F ikt

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hi ikty

mornyan

ew isnt it like 8 am why are you awake at ungodly hours

same

this is my favorite megumin pic

same

g2g bye!

RIP school

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only guys who play guitar repeat these lines

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rly makes u thonk

this is my thing

hi joyce

holden "god i wish a prostitute would hug me" caulfield

Catcher in the Rye is one of the most worthless books of nothing but angst.

ok phony

I never read that one but most books I read in English classes were terrible
Things like As I Lay Dying are forced upon students out of tradition and some kind of crude idea that first is best it seems

Faulkner is great.
Shut your whore mouth.

bump

Faulkner may be good outside that one, haven't read.
But in that piece plot is dry at best, and the writing technique being original does not equate to it being good.
Literature teachers seem to not understand that good characters and or plot makes good books, not some 'deeper meaning'. This is King, Clancy, Martin and Koontz and others make a ton of money writing fiction, not some obscure poets who can't pay rent.

a why should've been in there somewhere

you ever read any robert heinlein

No
A google says he does sci-fi though, of which I'm not a big reader

You should probably clean up a little

Heinlein doesn't "do sci-fi"
he fucking INVENTED SCI-FI

RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I don't read sci-fi though

Have you won, yet?

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Your school stuffs. It's taking forever.

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This weekend

This is verboten.


I think you need to find the actual save file for the game mode rather than your arma3 profile.

What makes Stephen King so good?

Are his books that spoopy?

Isn't the same literary criticism behind why he's considered good, the same criticism people used to claim old poets were good?

i used to read his trashy "YA" books as a kid and as a kid i enjoyed them

I'm a bad boy


My favorite King novel is The Talisman, which doesn't particularly strike me as scary.
There were a few chapters where I got to feeling a little stressed, but the reason it appeals so much to me is because of how vividly he paints his characters and the world they live in.

I genuinely felt as if I was involved directly in what was happening as if I were a part of it

:(

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she's pretty~ ♥

Maybe you just have a good imagination.

I don't need to imagine much when the words are right in front of me

The wiki said otherwise but I dunno

King isn't good because it's spoopy
Bard actually phrased it pretty eloquently, as well as having compelling characters, the reader cares about their well-being and interests, even when you're following the mind of a character who's gone insane. The essence of it is, I think, that it allows one to relate to the characters and become investing in them, even if maintaining a degree of separation. To contrast, if I take a book such as Heart of Darkness--the characters themselves are (in my opinion) much harder to relate to or care about. The resolution of the plot is interesting, but the middle of the book seems to exist solely for the purpose of building suspense, and isn't engaging.

brief reminder that this is coming from Holla Forums

tl;dr: go faulk yourselves

Do any other authors do that for you?


Like how? Is he just very descriptive?

Robert Lynn Asprin and Piers Anthony are the only others I've really felt truly immersed while reading

Maybe you're just their kind of reader.

shrug

Um, I guess a mixture of descriptive and a good idea of what is important. Knowing what makes a character seem human. I'm no author, so I'm guessing, but the flaws that are identified, the things they think about, the things they notice, they all seem real. They pay attention to small details that don't seem particularly relevant, and miss things in tense situations. They think about their family and friends and about death being terrifying, not about how they're going to be a hero or something.

tfw no sebastian butler

Or maybe it's knowing what appeals to people who like to read about people, then putting that in a character.

The more you say the writer says truthful things, the more right it makes you about people.

Maybe. I cannot say.

check this out


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see

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Good mohning

sup


its 1am

Me still for some reason. I should get to bed, but I just took a shower and it woke me up.

Good....morning?

what are you gonna do instead then ?

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me 2

Hmm... maybe I'll read some of my book.

I'll give you a Crunchroll Premium+ Guest Pass if you post anime tiddies.

Whats the book ?

me on the right
crunchyroll on the left after nyaa got shut dow but before nyaapantsucat was set up e.t last week

The Blood Mirror by Brent Weeks.
It's the fourth book in a series.

D:


i want crunchy roll! pls ;~;

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I've never heard of it.


anime tiddies then

It is full of fancy color magic.

Like black wizards ?

No like literally colors. They weave different colors that have different properties based on the light spectrum. Physical blocks of color.

Interdasting

It's pretty alright. What are you going to do with your night?

i just did?
sigh.

I regret Googling this because I remember kids in high school reading that book, assumedly for its edgy cover art.

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I read that one when I was younger. He's clearly a YA writer, but I enjoy that kind of stuff.

Probably just watch anime or something and then fall asleep.


You can send me them on discord if you want

I've admittedly read a few Templar/Knight pulp shit when younger just for the hell of it.
I can see why people read that as it's just something to get caught up in, not necessarily anything well written or anything.

I also have read multiple times and own every twilight book

here u go.

Almost.

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take it off you dirty whore

amazon.com/Crusader-Novel-Michael-Alexander-Eisner/dp/0385721412

It was way harder to find a book simply titled "The Crusader" than I thought.

here you go.

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New.

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