♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

hi ui

Sup bitches?

yes, hello.
I gotta go pick up a new badge for work. They are moving me around everywhere so I learn everything. I'll be back eventually.

afternon, wellams

hihi! What's up?

not much, just slowly working my head round to the idea of actually writing some code today
you?

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Trying to decide what to do with the gf today.

Have her come on to thread and cam with soto.

We only lewd on cam and I don't feel like doing that for y'all rn

Well, i just thought it was a novel idea more than anything. Don't know where soto is at the moment.

c-code

give her the D

i really, really dont want to try and debug this shit any more
i dont into XPCE
OOP in logic programming languages is weird
help

oop more like oops

I see.

rip Soto

We do that all the time tho. I wanna go shopping.

new(@m2, message(@prolog, edit_element, @arg1)),
new(@doubleclicked,click_gesture(left, '', double,
message(@m2, forward,@receiver))).

what did he mean by this?

acquire shoes

I bought some yesterday.

pics

Ugh. you're so needy

Here, take this one for now while I put the new shoes on.

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Fml thumbnails

@qt

cute
interesting hat too

lel

Feet are gross.

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Glorious Galaxy Nexus running stock 4.3 :ok_hand:

Very cute!

I prefer the criminal who got caught because cat petting

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I have sinned. I bought coca cola.

Right yourself and get Dr. Pepper next time

Do you have anything that would have two girls rubbing their legs together?

Disgusting

Like scissoring?

Fanta Orange is the only acceptable soda.

El Psy Congaroo sunovabich

Nothing beats coca cola.

no

Cream Soda

Except for Fanta Orange.

is Marble Soda supposed to be what weebs call ramune? or is it just the name for that one song

I was thinking just more generally intimate.

Not, like, trying to rub their crotches together.

That one song

I way the feels

I thought marble soda was a furry artist

maybe because

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nah it came from dat wasabi guy or something

his name is shawn

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Coca cola cream soda

Fanta is pretty low tier tbh

I mean, I have a bit of yuri~ but it's not that much.

i knew that i just wanted to act oblivious

Would I that things many are there you to say to like how know don’t I but.

definitely also a furry artist

You're pretty low tier

You have a problem.

Would I that things many are there you to say to like how know don’t I but.

honk honk

You meant to do that.

Nonsense, I am a top tier poster. This has been concluded many times.

oilers vs senators

Canada

blinding are way the light that lights the all and

stay inside.

You both have a problem.

Winding are walk to have we roads the all and

What the fuck is this shit

Oh I get it

I'll go listen

shit hour the posting are today.

This makes so much sense now

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It is no time to listen to Oasis right now

Cease

Sisao*

subtle what do I make do for fun?

ok

would I that things many are there you to say to like

You could go dungeon :3

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Day the be gonna was today you to back it throw never they’ll but

woops lmao

But I'm pretty sure you can't pickup girls there.

Flandre is only appealing wh en paired with her sister.

All 2hu are garbage compared to best armpit Reimu

Play I Wanna Be the Boshy.

I'm pretty sure you can

And it's not wrong

I can't get past the first room with the moving spikes

LOL

Suit yourself :c

I make some pretty thicc towers

It looks like your Protoss base layout.

zzzzzzz

No sleeping yet

wow rude

but that's wrong. kyouko is best 2hu

Who needs a sim-city base when you can just shitpost warpgates everywhere and win by repopulating like a zerg?

zzz

that insta queue

is alice 6 out?

I am not wrong~

But then she has no space to warp in.

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Naicu :3

3 warpgates a base, + 2 forges + cyber core + archive

????????

like, maybe some canons to prevent harassment, but that should be behind your mineral line.

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You have never seen Neru's bases, though.

I don't think I want to...

But show me anyway.

am I a deplorable furry for wanting to grab this sheep dog girl and fuck her doggystyle?

I have no games saved.

No.

Maybe just a pedophile.

Neru, battle me.

Yes

Log in, click your image
saves the replay.

They are all on old patches.

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battle whaaaaaaaa

but look at her in that picture. she looks 18+
and im pretty sure she is 18+

When nature makes them bleed, they are old enough for me.

same, that's what the bible says is ok, and only untill this last century was it frowned upon.

also the common age of consent in USA is 16-17.

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now you about do

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my dicckk

I hope you had the tim of your life

fuck

my dick

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but in the end eets right

ios will be the death of me

fdasFdsfadsfsdaf

wan

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barfk

AWOOOOOOOOO

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We should ban ui next.

bebop was banned for their pedoness

lmao. right...

come here bitch boy so I can spit in your mouth.

yes daddy ./////.

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nice.

wrong image

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no

for nezi

oh new blade runner trailer

Ui

one does not sexualize the yuru yuri

especially yui

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for what purpose though

I keep seeing tricky tower blocks flipping and jamming together in my head

play less Jenga and you'll be fine

-doctor nezi

I like jenga

Sorry I left so abruptly I came all over myself and had to shower. I know you all missed me.

I was pretending it was you

Hi

Who's here that I want to talk to?

Little girls.

Me

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Go away, Dexter.

but I'm not dexter

Aren't you perma banned?

hru kiss-shoto-kun-san?

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someone unbanned me or something
I'm kinda disappointed, but I was right in my prediction that I am pathetic enough to not have the self control to never come back.

im ok, my head hurts.

I am glad you are back.
Otherwise I'd have had to talk to Neko.

I like neko.
I will do my best to not be back for long.

Neko is a scoundrel.

I will have to catch you in the fur threads now and then.

That did not last long.

Yes, that is slightly more likely. Though no one good posts lately and snuffles just ignores me.

Ok, I will leave you are right.

He's been pretty busy lately.
I hope he has more time to hang out soon.

Look at this faggot
Not catching it in his mouth.

If you say so.

I tried and fell short

I do not need your judgement.
It hurts.

Abnormal amounts of faggotry in here today

OwO

What?

No pouncing

Awww....

just another amnic monday

Time, time, time
See what's become of me

it feels like it was only a few months ago it was january

I break easy
Just popped in for a quick visit gotta wake early tomorrow
Have fun Squash catch ya later

It might feel more distant if you were not using the heater.

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Later, Jack.

somebody on facebook is talking about shooting up some public place or something on facebook and everyone is like im so sorry you have to deal with the blah blah your life is shit. Nobody is addressing the fact that he basically said that he has been planning on acting out his sociopathic tendencies and I feel I should submit an anonymous tip. what do?

"Monitored. Drugged and hypnotized by katrinas family and my own since my mental state is not the best. Though like always i have no proof of any of this. No one seems to know whats going on when it comes to my constant monitoring, hypnotism and druging. Everyday police,firetrucks and ambulances seem to have a need to blare thier sirens than shut them off when they pass. Since no one knows whats going on....everyone that has heard my name will be surprised when i get my hands on what i need to to let out out much needed frustrations.
I have made many incantations about me harming myself and others though i have not gone through with them. Hell i may never. But if i do, dont worry, i may not get you or your family. so relax and lets roll them dice."

replies from people-

Reginald, there are places that you can get help from..
I'm so sorry you have to deal with this Reginald. Please don't lose hope, you are a beautiful person and I'd love to see you doing well one day

You have it on right now, do you not?

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itis still under 5 all the way until wednessday is fine

Just like an addict.

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The disapproval in your first post to me crushed me inside.

is this what addiction is like

It was an observation.

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aslongas it is not an unhealthy addiction

is dick a healthy addiction?

yes but I am insecure enough to make it feel like you are judging me. It is why I am adverse to posting sometimes, because you are always watching me or so it seems.

Iam no expert

It is so weird that you posted that at nearly the same time as someone else.

You mean averse.

Yes, that one.

Thinking about what to get mom for mothers day?

GET HER HIGH AS FUCK MY DUDE

LMAO

facebook.com/whipitbrand/photos/a.174173882790460.1073741828.174163849458130/593671574174020/?type=3&hc_ref=NEWSFEED

whaaaaat
who

Check IRC.

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youtube.com/watch?v=izOl4rJLRII&t=107

A Billy Joel record.

wow
how did that get in there

That greentext was not supposed to be in there
Lick my paws.

It is not terribly wise to entertain these scenarios.

Pet the head-fins you hate so much then.

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ohwait I have a fishdog thing

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Do NOT.

vocaroo.com/i/s0eY9Bfdl4Mw

I was too late.

cool

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Lick vampire loli feet instead of paws then.

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Yes?

Okay you are right, only in private.

No, not that either.

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Is Vaporeon a fish or a dog?

Can it take the dick?

hnnnnn yes pls

Lick chocolate covered boat feet instead of vampire loli feet, or fish dog paws.

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This is how I feels.

I needs it

It can

Not by a pervert like you.

Not mine, though.
You'll need to find your own boat with chocolate covered feet.

pls

Noh.

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Subtle help me out here

What are some nice looking military uniforms in anime that would be pretty cool to dress up as

The Owari no Seraph one looks really nice with the navy blue, lime green, and black but I didn't really like the anime tbh

Saying no makes me want it even more.

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Aldnoah.Zero?

I kinda stopped caring about Remilia tbh

So much for my so called waifu lmao

tfw no Heart-Under-Blade to sap nutrients from your nape

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do not image that.

it's my ultimate fetish to be sucked dry by a loli vampire while I cum furiously inside them and then shrivle up and die.

Just like all great men die.

That ones nice too actually, simple but still nice.
I can't choose what to wear or at least cosplay at Fanime

I dont know if I should go with a military type cosplay or something more simple like a high school uniform or some shit

sho ga nai

I want to be brutally murdered by Darwin.

it's pretty honorable to say you tried your hardest.

Is Starcraft worth the investment?

If nothing else, someone plays that Linkin Park song.

potions class accident

Choose whichever one you can make/buy which looks the best. I think if it looks good then either one will work..

I gotta go pick up a new washer and dryer, bye.

I will teach you how to play starcraft poorly.

Is it worth playing though?

in time or money

Both.

no to one of the two
yes to the other

I'll not play then.

The new maps are so bad.

More new ones?

aaa though it might just end up being your thing either way

All of these and Odyssey. Literally what the fuck were they thinking?

Maybe.

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Hmmmm.

Anal.

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Anal is pretty gross

No anal for you...

So is a mouth, but I put my dick in them.

Is it?

Oh come on.

Anal is very gross

I can't do that though.

What are you, gay?

doodoo is icky

It is, especially if it is with YOU.

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I can't love you if I can't eat your shit.

Sex is only for procreation.

lmao

We have gone over this though....

And for funsies.

I can be a pretty lady.

You couldn't be a lady if you wanted to, babe.

Sex is only for recreation.

You need to clean.

Clean what

*Sigh*

The cavity.

He probably means an enema.

your thoughts

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Goggles would know

I don't want to stick my donger in a pooper
That's where poop comes from

No wonder you're still a virgin

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Nobody is forcing you to.

This isn't my fault.

Yeah, but being gay kind of limits your options there, bub.

Not right now it doesn't.

I can still have cuddles, right?

That you can.

I'd like that.

ohso you can skip the first bowser

I TOLD YOU

I would like alcohol.

amaze

Booze for cuddles?

You better remember that I am always right.

I would do that deal. It's a good deal.

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Except that one time, but other than that.

which time

I forget stuff a lot

Alright. If we meet I'll buy you whatever bottle you want and you cuddle me.

If I remember, I will tell you when I am back home and you are not asleep.

The quickest way to my pants.

I mean heart. I meant heart.

thatis almost never

No, I just want your pants.

Post the bottom half of the top half of that image.

Why is he wearing a D.A.R.E. shirt?

Wow Darwin, you're missing this..

Oh I can send you those. I wear a 34 or 36 depending on the maker.

Tell me what the mascot animal for DARE was.

Same as me.

Quit lion.

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I honestly do not recall.
The only thing I can remember about D.A.R.E. was them bringing the little vials of "drugs" to tell us not to do them and what they are. The funny part being my best friend's dad was a cop and outright told us beforehand that the vials were just sugar/flour and other things.

You can quite literally get into my pants then.

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Now get into my bed.

ohh did it have something to do with janna ults and bananas

Ido not have ittt

But mine is so comfortable....I just ordered a new memory foam one...

I hate you so much.

I'll join you in yours then.

Oh dear.

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for test

I remember how many "ironic" D.A.R.E. shirts the stoner crowd in high school wore.

Blech. Vagina.

They over hyped how often I would be illiceted drugs.

Vaginas are gross.

i have that shirt

i have edgier shirts

and this is for squash i guess

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It was kind of disappointing.
They made it sound like being an adult would be nothing but drugs and good times then it turned out to be work and actually contributing to things.

Who's dick was this actually?

Drugs cost money and most of us are broke.
A nug is pretty costly to some.

It's my dick.

Is it?
It can't be.
Really?

rock hard socks

Aaaaaaaaaa fucj

Why do you say it can't be?

Drugs are gross

Because I feel like I never earned it.

i feel you man a nice aromatic nug sounds pretty good right about now

same

Squash....

It is always nice when someone shows me out of love.

Sometimes the second message I get from someone ever is a dick picture

Get better friends.

I mean that makes it meaningless and dumb.

second message i receive from someone ever as in within the very first time i meet them

yes actually its rather annoying

I only want dick pics from people I love and even then not really.

Usually dick pics are sent out of lust.

because I only love girls

I don't know how to show affection well so it's a default for me.

Understandable I suppose.

If it's any consolation I have affection for you in vast quantities. I am not sure how to show it sometimes though.

Is that soto posting dicks?

♥ ;~; cold cheetah needs warm hug...

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