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I'm thinking about making a slave market/store in Rust.
Looking like 11k Stone and 2-3k metal, but
I have most of the materials I'd need, just need some more metal but it's cooking. The bitch is going to be laying this down in a noob spawn central area by myself.
do it offhours
you might want to add an exit or two incase of raid
I wanna slep
I was thinking in the back. I'm also wondering about putting a hatch on in the base area and making a 2x3 second story over the shop front and base for more room but all of this is extremely risky and time-consuming for solo play.
A fat weebs dream.
Since it's fruits, it's not too bad.
none of the F4F figures look interesting to me personally. *shrugs*
maybe if there was a cute or pretty one maybe? :|
Played with someone named "subtoe" in hots
Why is the bathroom bigger than most bedrooms?
put down thesaurus
um, emma lives there and she requested it and such for reasons.
put the Theseius ✨ 姉貴 !Luka//1GPU down and no body gets hurt
Didn't they just revamp it or something?
They probably fed
I traded my T5 for a martin : )
did you see this?
Mmn, I did now.. what about it?
Needs less cream :3
they did okay
hmm'st , yes
Ban's comment reminded me of you.
bard link me that old soundcloud song u made for me
...what the fuck?
You forgot nerd, but close
I bet you're not~
No not that one, this one was like a theme song.
Mmhm. I'm mad.
Lucky dogs don't have to stress about anything
I wish I could be a dog....
But you're a cat :3
not ma stay
Whoa is this Fate x Kimi no na Wa?
Fate/Miyu x Illya Yuri
You'll have to wait until the OVA for the onsen scenes..
Give me pineapples
wat's that? ._.
I approve of this.
i approve of you, user <3
wat's [namaste]? ._.
get out of my shrine luka
Its something black people say when they get hungry.
Why was he in your "shrine" to begin with?
i was holding a 4-am service and he wandered in
or something talking about what's a namaste
I didn't realize it was some thread rp thing.
it was a joke
not an innuendo
whats sex like?
; ; </3
You're a joke.
Like buttermilk dripping over a hot biscuit.
can cause dissociation/derealization/depersonalization
i'm not a very funny joke
my parents have no sense of humor
teach me how to butter my milk
tell me more about squishy
the insides of a human are soft and moist
when people have sex they typically put part of one of the people inside the other person
it makes *squish* noises when they move around
None of the overwatch girls are attractive.
tracer has a cute gay butt
Her pants are so ugly it looks like she shit her pants.
just remove the pants duh
why are you looking at clothed butts
not thinking suicide bomber granny is hot
Clothed butts are normally where you get your first impression.
i suppose you're right
lots of people compliment my butt and i wear clothes
Seems very basic.
Yeah, my mom says my butts cute too.
I LOVE YOU
Young Ana is pretty hot ngl.
Talon/Huntress Widowmaker is the only other decent one.
why is your mom looking at your butt
i just get weirdos looking at mine when i'm on a ripstik telling me it's nice
I don't know what that skin is.
Why would you ever ?
that sounds like it would feel great
It's the one where she's dressed like a French noble from the Revolution. Mostly because she has white skin and brown hair.
Talon is this one.
because i'm [[[(((RAD)))]]] and one of my friends has one and when we all hang out and do that college lunch thing sometimes i borrow it to mess around the cafeteria
She still has a broken back and a gross nicki minaj ass.
Seems like the kind of thing a small child "skates" on.
Because our names rhyme.
yeah it's like heelies
cool when you're 8 and early 20s
i'm gonna nini
goodnigt uou lovely nerds
Doesn't sound like the best reason.
Does that mean you still wear heelies ?
He wears Heelies to escape his feelies.
Also we like a lot of the same stuff and you're cute.
i wont say thingy
Mark my words, God as my witness I WILL make you my fwiend.
i'm marking your words as we speak
Why are you awake ?
I can't sleep without u
I don't really sleep at night.
what did i do
Can't wait for the next bomb to go off or the next insane mudslime to drive through a crowd in France I have massive smug of mass destruction to release the second it does
Shits gonna be hilarious
You know what you did.
When was the last time you saw the sun ?
How are things?
things are fine
That's good. Anything new?
take a sip
Depends, what was i doing the last time you talked to me ?
I think you quit your job or something idk(actually I don't remember if that was you or someone else..) and really I don't know much else at all
Well you seem pretty caught up.
Whatever is in
Oh.. I thought you might have done things since..
Today I guess considering it's 7:23 AM
If the light filtered through my anti-sunlight drapes counts.
I broke my sleeping scheduled and never sleep now if that counts as something.
I guess that's something, though it's not really good.. You should probably fix that or something, also I'm in the same boat..
I crawl in bed when the sun starts peaking passed mine.
I mean I'll have a job before this month ends though.
Oh! Well that's good, I'm happy for you
your bed smells awful
That's mostly you.
I like it.
Yes what ?
You should get some sleep
Who are you ?
Because it's so late that it's early
A wondering Cowboy
go to bed
Really though, there's no real reason to be up this late.
I managed to escape from bed
I don't wanna sleep.
How did you manage that ?
I tricked it with a pillow
Welp, at least I tried. Kind of..
How did you do that though ?
$URA $CCJ long next couple months
$SCHD long for forever
I think I'm actually gonna go for now, you should message me the next time someone from here gets triggered about me so I can greet them. Goodnight/morning
bed needs something to grasp andit was grasping me but I had an extra pillow I snuck into grasp and then managed to wiggle out
Mine has a tight grip and learns fast.
maybe youjust need to give it some love sometimes
Are we talking about humping pillows
How do I give it what it needs ?
listen to your heart
Its not responding.
But I said I like your pee pee bo smell.
* reboots my pillow *
Is it wrong to take all the donated gear and loot from a kid who thinks you're the Sheriff because your Slave Market has lots of jail cell looking things for keeping slaves in?
i fell off a platform chasing a quetz yesterday
Sit here and listen to this same kid come back and give me an actual police report for every naked fuck that lobs a rock at him or shoots at him from their base
Just tell him every time he was tresspassing and to try again
tfw no lifesize maokai pillow
Kid literally comes in to tell me he saw someone fall asleep and is trying to report a god damn bear for assault
tell him this is actually a slave market
Comes back after making a successful citizens arrest and demands I jail some filthy savage with a spear for chucking up dead bodies
Comes back again to report someone has murdered a bear
His mom starts yelling at him
nvm I hafta go
Idont get the mem
these are all okai mems
Look at these little indie memes I found
I prefer the original shake that tbh
eventhough it is a tiny bit risque
I always wondered who that person was making that weird yelling thing at the start of the song.
dude, shes like 10000
I kindof like that one too like 3.5/5
Is that not your favorite one by them ?
ehe I think so
butI do not like them thatmuch but a bit
Come cuddle already.
Shouldn't it be getting warm some time soon ?
It just always sounded like a weird indian guy in a crowd. I always laughed at it when I listened to it.
whats your favorite candy related song though ?
Cumshots, and gumdrops,
Do you even understand the popular internet culture ?
Trick or treat,
Squeeze my meat,
Give me something sweet to eat!
Gosh I sure thought I did but I guess not.
Pls explain to my dumb brain.
whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es should I even'st'en're have you ?
Oh that meme.
the sun has entered my domain
Slip n' slide,
On my face
You got that flavor,
I wanna taste!
Curl up and sleep with me
I'm not gonna sleep today.
Now we can be together forever
Or like just for a while I guess.
I can't remember if I took a shower or not
gonna go take one just in case
that tongue looks like half eaten condom tbhhh
She walked right into the bear trap!
It's not rape if you change their pupils into hearts.
Don't worry, i'm back.
That'd be something to worry about.
I want to rub Ban's shoulder
is there soemthing wrong with what I said
Cumshots and gumdrops
I found the image of eating a used condom funny.
itdid not have to be used
But which half ?
it definitely did.
Have you even tried cumshots ?
No, but they sound gross.
depends on the person
are my cummies growss?
Did you taste?
You sound dirty
This thread is like 80% me.
Maybe if you like men.
Iam the 5%
i cum everyday so the load is always fresh
Girls can cum too
don't you shower like once a week though ?
and how does that make you feel ?
Yes, however they smell like fish so it's not worth it.
I'm a predator
nope i shower everyday because i fap in the tub everyday
maybe you're fine then