I MADE THRAFD

who would win 1 lu or 1 tris

I have worse than that somewhere pretty sure tbh
Could write the DLC on that

win in what

I doubt a half inch chunk of lead will take out an engine after piercing a hull. Wheels sure, but any round can do that.

Might just be me misinterpreting but from what I've seen in thread, you prefer an assertive and direct partner rather than a lot of bullshit.

Best adc

It's mostly a front.
I don't mind dominance, but an assertive nature doesn't exactly win me over in of itself.

ohhh

looloo has been nerfed too mcuh

Depends on your half inch chunk o' lead.
It's worth the shots either way. Just something to try, in the future.
I've been playing around with the CSAT Special Purpose gear and weapons this morning, I'll keep testing it, but it seems like a really good all-round kit. What optic do you and Goggles usually pack? Because swapping between a Nightstalker and EoTech on the fly isn't really workin' out.

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There will NEVER be lulu buffs

Agreed, it in it self isn't attractive.

You must have been struck hard recently with her perm ban status.

shitty fotm drones =<

ritohas been rooining it

Was trying, just no success. I use an AMS/NVS most of the time. The ARCO or DMS are good for shorter range, and SMG ACO for the Vector. LRPS is the only scope for greater than a click really, but Kahilas in a pinch. I strongly dislike all of the thermal scopes, although they would be very useful to a spotter.

do people really still play league

i mean over watch is out now so

I really prefer people who aren't dictated by an archetype personality wise.
I really just want someone down to earth who has a calming nature.

Beyond that everything else is negligible to me.

Lulu is SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No wonder squash loves me

That game seems to just be a cluster fuck.
I just play 1P games mostly now. Competitive games are out of my interest.

I love you because you're a fat lard and make me look better in comparison.

Lol u homophobe
You gonna get sacked

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

-tard.

What?

Lard tard mall cop

😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

That's kinda an archetype, luckily found in many

OW is just as cancerous

sry

Stephen Colbert investigated over 'homophobic' anti-Trump joke

bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39828336

Paul Blart 2: Electric Scootaloo

Easy going.
Though that's mostly just a general vibe. I feel like it's kind of the tree trunk and the more defined traits are the branches.

Funny you should have said that

Blaul part was on earlier

on dis dic

What did he even say?

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I runno

god save the queen

Apparently he said, “The only thing [Trump’s] mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s c–k holster.”

Ky

Huh... interesting spread.
I don't trust anything but the Cheytac for shots past 1km, dunno how you and Goggles do it with the LMGs.

The Lynx is better than the Chetac at long range shots in my opinion. More versatile as well. You can area fire very easily with even an AR up to like 800 meters with shit optics, point fire with good. The damage and arc are both laughable, but it works. LMGs are generally good to about 1.5km area fire I'd say. They don't really do point fire well at any range. I think the main thing is realizing you're in a military style operation, not shooting at the range. We don't pay thousands of dollars for our optics or ammo, so it's not a problem to put a hundred rounds out there if you connect with even a few.

hopefully the old bitch dies this year so you abolish tourism in tandem with abolishing the eu

maybe then we'll get a billy Elliot reboot what with the poverty and the mothcunt pm

Goodnight
Loco is being a shitter as usual

you think Theresa May nudes exist

They probably do

merkeltits

I suppose you have a point there...

hey loco go get Bard for me

LEWDS

I was told to ask you how to make stuff like this

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WHO DOTH SUMMON THEE

HE HAS RISEN

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i went to church today

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Done

Why?

indeed

cousins first communion

i was
so bored

Yeah me hi

I need that old soundcloud themesong you made for me

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YOU GOD DAMN TRAITORS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did she have a dick?

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You went for a fucking communion?
That's not really a big event.
How did you get roped into that?

They always have dicks.

Ruthless.

first holy communion is up there with baptism and confirmation for catholics

My heart was in my throat the whole time

god fucking damn this has been some of the best shit I have ever seen

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Oh. I forget his family is one of the more out there religions.

More like little bitch academia.

I bet that wasn't the only thing in your throat

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Nani?

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discord

WOW THING SURE WAS GOOD. I HAD STRONG REACTIONS TO THING.

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Cyber alert

Loco gives me a gastro intestinal reaction.

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Just use your weird British teeth on him if he gets any funny ideas.

BARD

I lost track of what I was doing or what was happening is happen

Wth :c

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HEY GUYS DID YPU HEAR ABOUT THAT THING THAT HAPPENED IN THE OTHER CIRCLEJERK

THAT SURE WAS GREAT HUH GUYS

THE THING THAT YOU DONT KNOW

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I know.

yee

well if you want to know just pm me

\the force of a million suns is contained in this parrot

the war drum only amplifies it

this is the rift between us

Lol

Making me miss my bird and shit

I miss mine too ;~;

THERE IS AN OBVIOUS REASON WHY I AM NOT DROPPING DEETS PUBLICALLY

I really do not even give a fraction of a fuck about what you're talking about

Not an f or a u or any of them

I wish I had a bun

that wasn't FOR YOU

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He was one of these guys

We must secure the existence of our waifus and a future for snek children.

Ioco why are you acting out so much

what a pretty bird

look at those beautiful talons

They are adorable, but loud as fuck

my parents are breaking up. Mommy and daddy. like I haven't had a lay in days.

He'd still be alive today if my dog wasn't a dumbass

LOL

Do you wanna talk about it champ?
I'd be happy to listen.

well if you keep them calm they should be okay

oh no

what happened

Nope, animals are animals, it's what happens

Mine would just randomly start screeching until you covered him up at times

He got spooked and flew around, my dog grabbed him out of the air reflexively

What did you do to spook it?

im so sorry

how long did the bird and dog have contact with each other prior?

dogs are dum

I just feel like people get to know me and lose respect for me and start finding me annoying and shallow

I just want to be loved, y'know?

Do I not deserve that?

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well you are annoying and shallow, that's the issue

I look past that though

YOU LOOK PAST THAT BUT NOT THE PENIS?

well

you don't annoy me actually

so

I wasn't there, I was at a concert with a friend. My mom called me in tears when it happened

Um... a few months I think at least. Both of my dogs were some variant of pitbull, they have that instinct

Don't ever speak to me again.

Then it was your fault for not being there to prevent it, you BRUTE.

Lol, I wouldn't have been in the living room at the time anyhow. It was in the evening/night

what

even if he had a vagina I wouldn't be into him like that

damn

I know you feel a bit hurt but its better you hear it from someone who cares for you and wants to help you better yourself

FUUUUUU THE FEELS

We will get you another bird, champ. This time it will be one with steel feathers.

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grim is more afraid of ponos than most people from tumblr are

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Grim

You don't know me

Why not, though? Loco is perfect waifu material.

im shallow

Same.

She felt responsible kinda. I can imagine my dog didn't have a great time with her when that happens, she most likely gave her hell for that screw-up. I'm honestly kinda glad I didn't have to see it happen or see the aftermath, that would have been pretty awful. I buried him under our birdbath in the front yard the next day

Hah, I'm going to get another bird when I move somewhere where I'm not sharing a house with other people anyhow. I like birds as a pet

Which is your ideal brand of burd?

that doesn't change the fact

of my prev post

excuse me
I'd just rather not be a FAGGOT like you

put it away

CROW

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Crows are supposed to be smarter.

The kind I had (Nanday Conure) is really nice, easy to manage and pretty smart. I can appreciate finches and parakeets and whatnot, but I prefer smart birds like parrots and the like. A crow/raven would be neat too, but I have no experience with them

Red-tailed Hawk is the most superior bird

You can think what you like. You're an asshole.

supersmart
like me

ravens are better tho

Animals with personality are best

Finches and shit just kinda screech and eat seeds

you pulled that out of your ass

I know, but if you want more people to like you then you need to increase
the depth of your empathy pool

I only like v-v-vaginas...

I have only ever considered having toucans. They look faggy, like me.

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I read this entire post in your voice and I am very amused

honestly birds are like inbetween insects and actual animals where there's no personality at all, but we kinda feel bad about killing them unlike flys

you feel kinda bad you mean

I read it in a book at some point.

:3

well that book was FICTION

I should rephrase

it's less "socially acceptable"

ravens only steal sweaters and skimp on reviewing grammar

like if a bird came near your house and your first instic was to get a shotgun people would think you're a bit weird

No, I am sure it was ravens and crows that are up there as the smartest birds. I dunno. YOU look it up and I will defer to whatever there is out there.

PFFFFT

I can imagine they're fairly expensive, I remember our Nanday Conure being around a few hundred dollars at the pet store. I think I might try a larger bird, who knows

Birds aren't harmful for the most part. It'd be the same way if a deer or any other non-harmful animal came by your house. Back in Maryland, my grandpa has a salt brick for deer that come by and it's pretty common, etc.

I had done so at the time you posted that FALSE NEWS.

woa....

there ya go

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mineral_lick

Get an owl so Phil can fuck it.

THEN WHICH ONE IS IT?

Jesus Christ no, I'd never subject an innocent animal to Phil's presence

How did you not like In Bruges?

I don't want more people to like me. I was making a joke at Yan. More like I'm indignified that I've condescended to try to take you into my fold just a little bit and you reply with some superiority complex.

Just because you are too small and stupid to get the good side of me does not mean I'm shallow. You're not the one I open up to about politics or literature or spirituality. How fucking dare you confuse your goddamn shortcomings from mine? Fucking look in the mirror and ask yourself if you're really the person I would show some good to. Like excuse me for trying to be your friend just a little bit and I'm sorry that you contribute too little to anything to be involved more with me.

I liked it

Idid not dislike it
but

BUT?

He has nothing else going for him.

I watched In Bruges in Bruges last weekend ^^'

I'm concerned for the wellbeing of the dogs at his former place of work

I mean I like you and I don't think you're annoying or shallow.

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What was that like?

Dogs are annoying, though.

How so?

but Idid not really get most of it

Yeah, but like, we're totally pals, right, Loco?

I'll be your pal too Loco, we can start a threesome of friendship

absolutely

Just not grim

He can suck a tranny dick

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what the fuck is this supposed to be?

They are really needy and noisy, but I am mostly thinking of the small ones.

...Is it Bern's dick?

Super best pals?

take a gander by my responses to you so far.

oh dear...
I have gotten the good side of you many times though, don't you remember?
Yeah, american and european politics are different, so it is only natural not to discuss them, no?
As for literature, I think we have differing interests, I'm more of a hardcore sci-fi fan
spiritually, we're oceans apart I'm sure
just different paths of thinking

SORRY FOR MISREADING YOUR UNLINKED POST :((((((((((((

Ugh, I hate those small yappy dogs. And poodles. Who the fuck thinks poodles don't look like demonic furry wastes of space?

dunno, but it has the texture of a frozen and defrosted strawberry

This is a collection of stupid phrases that on top of that say "I myself personally am not very smart". I'm done replying.

CANNOT BE UNSEEN

I DO NOT WANT TO SCROLL UP

You need to date Loco and show her true love.

They do not do anything useful either.

qt i'm pretty sure you just look at weird gay shit all day when you're not being bossed around to do something else or playing vidya.

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My aunt had a poodle, it was the one animal in my lifetime that has not liked me. I've had/interacted with a plethora of animals from reptiles to birds to cats/dogs etc, and this was the only one. The little shit probably sensed I hated its kind

NO

pretty much

tell me about it, im shivering recalling what it feels like to bite into a partially frozen strawberry

gay voice to go with gay post

I listened to some of the other songs on his album
they are all like christian come together and hold hands and save the world we can do this-songs

just because we have differing interests doesn't mean either of us isn't more intelligent than the other, loco.

loco is very upset with me
I came on too hard just straight up calling him shallow

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Pix is J A C K E D

My neighbor has a couple of those. They bark all God damn day.

So that Chihuahua song was the best thing he ever produced, huh?

True love will make her forgive you, if you only show it.

...sure :3

the truest form of love is honesty

only if i say ur cute

I think so
youtube.com/watch?v=g9NAAwMYoss

youtube.com/watch?v=ZdCzkCJIqYw

youtube.com/watch?v=bpUCmlEPfbI

yuyu

Your quirkiness is p cute tbh

I think they were bred to be shits. Deliberately. By some kind of sick fuck.

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Sapiosexuals only please.

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The progressive extension in the field of individual development and experience is regressively accompanie by a restriction in the converse domain info interindividual relations

That is a phrase from Ulysses I have had memorized since I read it when I was 17. That was the same year I read annakarenina and The World as Will and Idea and Atlas Shrugged and a fair chunk of Critique of Pure Reason

You showed me a book you were reading about a guy who gets shrunk down

Like

I'm quirky?

Mostly unintentionally

I'm out. ✌️

Ulysses is ok, but it's no Green Eggs and Ham.
That one had a fox.

I read Ulysses when I was like 12

Git gud

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I don't understand people's views of me.

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kant? more like kunt

Granted, it was a version that was converted into modern English. But still, it was part of a compilation of mythology that's used as a college textbook

It's not likely you ever will, their view is shaped by their unique experience and personality

I think he meant Ulysses by James Joyce. You know, the good one.

I hope it's mostly good things. I don't want to be remembered as a bad guy.

Well don't I look DUMB

because I am lmao

getting flashbacks to literary theory

that book was pretty hard to read

It's good for me, can't really speak to others

wasnot

Yeah.

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sections had really awkward sentence structure and phrasing and word order

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legit though my favorite book in high school was frankenstein but it was such a hard read for me I had to listen to the audiobook twice

Neru speaks English as a second language

Give her a break

the more time goes by the more terrible my secondary school education seems to have been

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pretentiously

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I need Soto to teach me Spanish tbh

lmao familia

I could do my current job in half the fucking time if I could speak Spanish

Also it'd just be helpful living in CA

Hijo de la puta que te parió. Dame mi seguro.

butyou would only really be able to talk to the kind of people who talk spanish

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Are you sure you're done replying?
Make sure 1000%.

So what?

the incredible shrinking man is more entertainment based and pop-culture-y and modern than something a bit more philosophical like Atlas Shrugged, but it still has its strong themes that humans deal with all the time, a main one being the literal emasculation with size/age.

saying it how it's just about a guy who get shrunk down isn't giving it justice. That's like me saying Ulysses is just some crappy poetry about a dude who goes around some mythical islands with a boat.

Then you go into The World as Will and Idea and that quote from Ulysses like...

do you think you are you some kind of genius?

have you published any scholarly papers or books recently to show for it?
You're great at art, but have you been able to make a living off of it? How about off your insight?

Or is it that you have such a deep well of knowledge and insight into the world that mere humans like us pale in comparison, is this what it is?

I dunno dude. I respect your insights into philosophy and what not, but (not to be a cunt) what good is all that if you won't apply it for your benefit, in terms of people as well as your own life?

See, the thing with people is you have to slough off all of this extra stuff and try to be in their shoes to relate to them, create bonds with them.

I will admit that I do get carried away sometimes with being too...presumptuous, but between you and me, I don't have any qualms with you. Everyone has improving to do, it's okay.

It's hilarious seeing the native Spanish speakers at my work have to use translators for like Vietnamese/Cantonese etc. speakers

They're like... "Holy shit how do you do this all day? This is so fucking hard"

That's like 75% of California lmao

I had to look up some stuff sorry for the long reply guys

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[Insult]

Man, no one reads James Joyce.

I would just kill myself in the bathroom.

dont enable this

[sexual remark]

isn't this what you were hoping for

He's not considered enough of a classic to be taught in schools right now unfortunately

And yeah it's tough, but I'm still pretty much consistently best out of my coworkers so I think I'm good

spanish is pretty ez to learn

and all the free language apps makes it even easier

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yes

but my advice is still kinda good i think

ok that last little quip was a bit inflammatory

sorry

/pet

I struggle most with the rules of conjugation in that language, since everything is split male/female and in terms of individuals and groups and formality and whatnot... I can understand Spanish when spoken fairly well, I keep up with their conversations. When I have to use Spanish translators at work I can hear when they're mis-translating what I say and correct them

One of the few instances in which being white is not advantageous. What a sick, sad world.

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are not all the classics white privileged men

oh, that's just a tiny bit of memorization then!

Still, I'm in the same boat as you, it just takes effort I dont wanna give

/pat

only white privileged men had the time to write classics

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isnot that exactly where the privileged-part comes from

Right? California is so backwards

I am pretty positive I speak more Spanish than you, tbh

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you're probably right

yes

y r u an angery pupper

I'm tired and crave physical contact of any kind.

she stops it right at the drop

smh

♥

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And Jews. :3

that was me last night but then I got chestfuls and backfuls of boobage and then I felt better

go over to a friend's and just hug them

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because of the accent?
gotta be aware of how you say things and mimic them

It depends on what you mean by "better." They are so used to colloquial uses of the language that it is considered to be wrong by grammarians, so there is that.

boobage?

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she's a troublemaking suka like that britney venti girl is.

I want to feel wanted.
Emotionally and physically.
Not many people give me that.

My accent is just fine. It's the culture that they know and slang and implications and whatnot.

Technically better, sure

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jews put a select few in privilege so to take attention away from themselves

Put a ring on it already kyle

no way

she had dcups I think
I had never really seen them in shape cuz she likes to go full /fa/ and wear extra layers
but man were they soft

I get pretty happy when you message me out of the blue so I try to do the same

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I mean more like a relationship.
Like a boyfriend.

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youtu.be/lu6aV86z9Pk?t=490

oh, you mean actual irl boobs and not 2d boobs
nice

uuuuuuu

:3
youtu.be/lu6aV86z9Pk?t=1106

and I'm a troublemaking suka too.

Hey Scoots you piece of shit

widow mines need nerfs

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We can't date until Erin ODs and shit.

THEY ALREADY GOT NERFED

what trouble have you been stirring up?

you cant od on the devils lettuce

more nerfs

I hope it's cocaine.

They should change them so that they can also shoot structures.

Can you OD on ripping your own teeth out?

My friend made this for me

I'm proud of it

I think he really missed a chance to go one step further and have you at nearly 0 HP there.

*she

Requested

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Oh, is he one of those?

Nah, an actual female. Friend's girlfriend, she makes banners for them and I asked for a shitty MSPaint banner

I don't know. It depends on who it is. I stir shit up with my lady friend all the time.

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How nice of her. All my content creators have vanished, so if I want something like that, I have to do it myself.

Disgraceful.

what the shit

I live off my Asperger's welfare.

I can draw you buns

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DO IT

They better not look like ponos.

fuck me

Jesus Christ Darwin

I also invented dice when I was a kid.

BUT

itis hard to find the tim and effort

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

That means they would have definitely looked like ponos.

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how do you even make a bun look like a ponos

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I mean, you managed it with a sock and a fire hydrant.

You ever watch A Serious Man?

I have not. Should I?

You must immediately.

Y-yes master

drawing socks is hard

Real erin nudes

All I have is this

Ian you of all people after that three balls shit

he was in a semi-private tc, while erin posted that pic on the boards

what is the relation

I would not have posted it if it was shared in private, so.

I'm not scolding him I just think it was funny that he was the one to post it.

I'm pretty sure my nessie joke is stale by now.

there comes a point where you have more explicit publicly posted nudes but hesitate to do so for fear of stigmatization

If you can't laugh at yourself....

Everyone posting has seen it anyway though, so it doesn't matter if I don't post it, right

I only fear the ketchup ones.

Every time you see that condiment on food you are about to consume, I want you to picture it on my non functional mammary protrusions.

Forget all that I have hot cybering logs right here

I can try.

some days im glad im dating a man and not some disgusting female thing

same tbh

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tame.

preparing for bed with toothbursh

Looks like Jontron.

Usually people take pillows.

its him.

He looks so young, so much lighter.

Iwould bring pillow afterwards justnot now

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i ate too much and feel like shit
how fix

Acquire diapers.

Throw up.

ky

Surgically remove stomach.

japan is truly a magically land

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I want to like it, but I hate Imagine Dragons.

vvvvvv

Don't die.