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/RoP/ Rings of Power General
Jeremiah Flores
Nicholas Green
>>174417937Slopon edition
John Morgan
i believe the correct would be /rangz/
Grayson Anderson
>>174417937MNGA
Jonathan Carter
>>174417937Morf!
Colton Martin
>>174417976Rot in Hell, chudcel :3
Dylan Nelson
>>174417937>The closer you get to the light, the greater your shadow becomesBravo Bezos.
Grayson Watson
>>174417937So racism against blacks doesn’t exist in ME, right? Just racism against elves, like calling someone an ELF-LOVER.
Josiah Adams
>>174417937There’s already a new rope thread. No need for a new one to shit up the catalogue>>174417024>>174417024>>174417024this general is advertisement/spamming by amazon shills. real anons know what to do
Dominic Smith
LMAO shillsisters in SHAMBLES after getting btfod by the real general>>174417024>>174417024>>174417024>>174417024
Oliver Perry
>>174418004its MORFN time
Jonathan Nelson
Is it possible that whenever whoever turns out to be Sauron reveals himself he won't turn into this fucking thing because of how poorly it was received? If this is Sauron's true form it's even worse than if it was his trickster form.
Nicholas Wood
>>174417937I honestly kind of think the show is super boring. I now just watch it to make fun of it and see how cringe/woke it gets.
Nathaniel Peterson
>>174418084>>174418106that's the schizo containment thread
Justin Jackson
>>174418084TOO LATE. Delete your other one.
Bentley Robinson
kek the tranny in this fake general is in ruins right now>>174417024>>174417024>>174417024
Luke Allen
>>174418115Morf!
Jack Morgan
>>174418115cringe rodent autistic karen that can’t act inexplicably cast as lead in a vile cashgrab intended strictly for the purpose of subversion
Jordan Smith
>>174417937>Sauron EditionOh, Halbrand?
Michael Wright
>>174418004Why did they make such a pretty person so hateable? I thought she was top QT until I saw her on screen just being a cunt to everyone.
Joshua Foster
Read the books, adapt the loreRespect the author to his coreFilm the fight scenes, make them greatThat's what Goyslop Slurpers hate!Film the land, and do it rightTake the cast and make them whiteDialogue thats free of shitGoysloppers can't handle it!Dump the troons in boiling brewsNo more niggers no more jewsLet the folk decide their fateThat's what Goyslop Slurpers hate!
Caleb Ortiz
>>174418129IDC. I just wanna laugh at how stupid and bad the show is.
Sebastian Jackson
>>174418205>>174418176>>174418115>>174418004stop the obvious samefagging, shillchud. don’t you know it’s against our official amazon shilling tactics guidelines (tm)?390 Bezosbucks have been deducted from your account, chud. one more slip up like this and it’s off to the slop farms with you
Jaxon Reed
>>174418209You should right reviews for a living
Jack Bennett
>>174418276Bezos thought making Galadriel resemble his mother, a strong proud woman, would make everyone love her like he does.
Ayden Brooks
>>174418299>one more slip up like this and it’s off to the slop farms with youNo you can't make her slurp!!!It's a slop crime!!!!!!!
Colton Powell
>>174418318Why did he cast a dumpy 5'6 ratfaced limey then?
Juan Johnson
>>174418299
Jackson Peterson
>>174418318Galadriel is a strong, proud woman. People start crying and can't even look at her when she's around. and not because she's a cunt, she's just OP, like being around an angel you don't feel worthy being around. Cate's Galadriel did that well without being a bitch.
Lincoln Ward
>>174418358I'm telling Bezos you called his mom a ratfaced limey.Good luck ever getting one day prime delivery ever again.
Jacob Ramirez
Reminder that Aragorn was fully justified. Kill your enemy until it no longer exists.
Adrian Martin
>I watch for she
Joshua Stewart
>Galadriel is a strong, proud woman. People start crying and can't even look at her when she's around. and not because she's a cunt, she's just OP, like being around an angel you don't feel worthy being around. Cate's Galadriel did that well without being a bitch.
Jackson Lopez
>>174418425But Aragorn didn't kill the Mouth of Sauron in the books
John Clark
>>174418425Based. I slop-post for Tolkien’s sake. I will not see his honor degraded by these vile orcish shillbots.
Jaxon Rodriguez
>>174418063The elves are all gay in this, so yes.
Angel Watson
>>174418462Probably why it was cut from the theatrical release like a dozen other hours of footage, like shit where Arwen joined the Fellowship.
Nicholas Rodriguez
>>174418462That's the difference between jackson and bezos. When jackson makes shit up it's usually based and entertaining. Bezosfags making shit up just makes the whole fucking thing lamer.
Jacob Jackson
>>174418425That's not kingly Lawful Good behavior though, that's Chaotic Good.
Julian Wilson
>>174418518No one cares, this is /slop/ time
Caleb Gonzalez
>>174418518I wonder how Arwen fighting at Helm's Deep would have been received.
Isaac Young
>I wonder how Arwen fighting at Helm's Deep would have been received.
Oliver Brown
>>174418534Guy was bragging about killing a hostage that wasn't dead. That's not only a criminal lie, but a criminal lie to a king. Better men have been justly executed for far less.
Jack Parker
>13 Posters>12 goysloppers>1 Tranny
Christian Gonzalez
So here's what I'm thinking. That they are actually going to show a version, or rather, a made up version of this character, his father, in the show. I swear to god. If they make his father Adar. I will lose my shit. I will throw my shoe at the tv.
Levi White
>hey you over there>Yeah YOU THERE>HUSTLE UP. KEEP MAKING INANE LORE POSTS TO DEFEAT THR GOYSLOPPERS IF YOU WANT YOUR PEE BREAK
Joshua Sanders
who here is an elf lover?
Ryan Torres
this show is boring as fuck it's just a bunch of talking about bullshit
Ryan Lee
>>174418276Leftes can't write emphatic characters anymore. The idea of 'strong character' is rooted in the belief that you have to be a dick or a cunt to get what you want.Even Japanese Otakus know how to write women.
Justin Parker
>So here's what I'm thinking. That they are actually going to show a version, or rather, a made up version of this character, his father, in the show. I swear to god. If they make his father Adar. I will lose my shit. I will throw my shoe at the tv.
Luis Cruz
>>174417937>OG enters the chatNothing personell, bland generic pic.
Logan Cooper
>>174418570Liv did an okay job replacing Glorfindel as the one to take Frodo to Rivendell but she didn't really fight. Her in a full on action scene would suck. I'm still mad they brought Haldir in as her replacement just to kill him. The elves at Helm's Deep were done dirty in TT in my opinion.
Ryan Green
I don't know if anyone here actually works at Amazon but if you do can you answer my good-faith question about Rings of Power?Why don't they ever refer to Elvish by its proper name, Sindarin?If memory serves Quenya basically was not spoken outside of Valinor after Elu Thingol outlawed it in his realms during the first age, forcing the Noldor to learn Sindarin to interact with him and his people. By the time of Lord of the Rings certainly Sindarin was the language that the elves spoke and Quenya was reduced to an academic language.
Jordan Stewart
>>174418425Beheading nigger numenors is not a crime.
Lincoln Hughes
>>174418726>don't know if anyone here actually works at Amazon but if you do can you answer my good-faith question about Rings of Power?>Why don't they ever refer to Elvish by its proper name, Sindarin?>If memory serves Quenya basically was not spoken outside of Valinor after Elu Thingol outlawed it in his realms during the first age, forcing the Noldor to learn Sindarin to interact with him and his people. By the time of Lord of the Rings certainly Sindarin was the language that the elves spoke and Quenya was reduced to an academic language.
Jaxson Harris
>>174418726Sorry, we don't have the rights to use any of that.
Juan Williams
more flashbacks when?
Nathan Nguyen
>>174418667What? He's talking about Earendil
Brody Powell
>>174418425Aragorn and Mouth Boy are both Numenoreans distant relatives. Mouth Boy offered Aragorn an opportunity to surrender, since his men clearly outnumbered Aragorn's. Aragorn was in the wrong.
Brayden Nelson
>>174418788>more flashbacks when?
Owen Nelson
>>174418779Oh :(Do you guys have the rights to use Maglor? Some people think he was still alive after the end of the first age.
Henry King
>>174418724True and also had they included Glorfindel there would be double meme complaints "Why didn't they just take the eagles to mordor" "Why didn't Glorfindel just take the ring to mordor"
Angel Morgan
>>174418788Probably never, broSorry
Jonathan Sanders
Uhhh things are looking a lil sloppy in here
Cameron Nguyen
>>174418846Looks like they may have missed that one but it depends on if they show up in a particular note or chapter in what we have here. Not sure, have to run it by a Tolkien scholar first, they might have missed that bit.
Zachary Lee
>>174418694It was weird in the other thread, and it's weird in this one too.
Lucas Morris
>Do you guys have the rights to use Maglor? Some people think he was still alive after the end of the first age.
Robert Myers
>>174418825No he was sperging out and spouting his hobbit murder fantasies. Aragorn won the war, making him right.
William Cooper
>>174418726Thingol is dead so I guess they reverted back to Quenya
Christopher King
>is (insert character) going to be in the show?>is (things they say its gonna happen) really gonna happen?>is (insert character) going to become (insert character)?>(moment in the show) is my favourite moment in the show!>Galadriel_picN34123>Pls discuss.
Lincoln Sullivan
>Looks like they may have missed that one but it depends on if they show up in a particular note or chapter in what we have here. Not sure, have to run it by a Tolkien scholar first, they might have missed that bit.
Aiden Hernandez
>>174418788hahahaha
Isaiah Lopez
>>174418726Lindon and Eregion were both kingdoms of the Noldor, the Silvan elves largely had small forest dwellings and kept to themselves while the Noldor spread across the land. That being said, Arondir & co are Silvan elves and you'd expect them to speak Sindarin and report not to Gil-galad but to a Sindarin leader, probably Thranduil's father whose name I'm forgetting. But I guess for simplicity Gil-galad in the show is just effectively king of all the elves.
Ayden Gray
>Thingol is dead so I guess they reverted back to Quenya
Carter Richardson
>galadriel gets on a boat to go to valinor without even visiting her husband and child firstwhat a bitch
Dominic Clark
>>174418713But Miyazaki said Otakus can't write for shit since they never experience life or normal human interactions. Why are you lying.>>174418726It's like when non-chinese call mandarin and cantonese chinese.>>174418996>>174418788smol elves are not canon. Tolkien never wrote about elves being pregnant and having widdle babbies.
Christian Bailey
>>174419045Tranny gonna call the jannerinos on THIS slop
Kayden Barnes
>>174419012>ROP Galadriel with a husband and childlol
Gabriel Barnes
>>174418963based accurate slop pattern analyzer
Landon Jenkins
>>174418726Why Numenorias workship the sea as an entity when they know Gods exist and of Ulmo the Sea King?
Angel Reyes
>>174419047>smol elves are not canon. Tolkien never wrote about elves being pregnant and having widdle babbies.What? Tolkien explicitly stated on multiple occasions that Elves reproduce sexually. Elrond and Elros are children at the end of The Silmarillion when Maedhros and Maglor adopt them.
David Young
Thomas Smith
>>174417024Imagine OP looking at this. Making a couple angry posts and calling xir pajeet manager over>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BOSS WHAT DO I DO THERES SLOP EVERYWHERE
Adrian Phillips
Juan Nguyen
>>174419129>no two adjacent words are spelled correctly and/or gramatically correctKino pajeet sloppost
Hudson Morgan
>>174419002Also adding on, the War of Wrath lasted 50 years and the Vanyar would have spoken Quenya, although a slightly older version of Quenya, so maybe over the course of the war Quenya became the dominant language again out of necessity, since none of the arriving Vanyar would know Sindarin.
Carter Scott
>>174419124I agree morff is great for my likings
Eli Bell
Christopher Flores
>Also adding on, the War of Wrath lasted 50 years and the Vanyar would have spoken Quenya, although a slightly older version of Quenya, so maybe over the course of the war Quenya became the dominant language again out of necessity, since none of the arriving Vanyar would know Sindarin.
Eli Price
>>174419047>Miyazaki >trusting a paedolmao
Jackson Gray
>>174419183>morf is great for my likingsthis but unironically
Wyatt James
>>174419183Yes sir, very splendid white Lady of rodent origin, she is the most Beautyfull of all actresses of West, now please ser to see more of lovely actress ,,MORFF’’, please to sign up for amazon Prime (low low price) and kindly to enter credit card information at checkout for fast Shipping. do not redeem slop ser! DO NOT REDEEM.
Ryan Jenkins
>>174419129"But Uinen, at the prayer of Aulë, restrainedOssë and brought him before Ulmo; and he was pardoned and returnedto his allegiance, to which he has remained faithful. For the most part;21for the delight in violence has never wholly departed from him, and attimes he will rage in his wilfulness without any command from Ulmohis lord. Therefore those who dwell by the sea or go up in ships maylove him, but they do not trust him."The Numenorians have a habit of calling out to Uinen to ask for calmer seas, so they're well aware of it. Though by this point in Numenor's history, both elves and the valar are taboo, so it has probably fallen out of fashion to refer to the gods directly, so appealing to Ulmo and Uinen has probably morphed into "the sea is always right".
Jose Sanders
>>174419144>when she spots long fallic objects
Mason Wood
>>morf is great for my likings>this but unironically
Isaiah Richardson
>>174419136>Tolkien explicitly stated on multiple occasions that Elves reproduce sexually.Really? What a perv. He was probably inspired by the weirdo Lewis Carroll for loli-galadriel>>174419144>lets put her in an outfit that makes her look as flat as possible
Andrew Bailey
>>174419262
David Roberts
>>174419274I'm pretty sure Morf is flat as a board and they're doing her a favor giving her at least something.
Joshua White
>>174419144They better get a closeup shot of that painting at some point
Parker Smith
>>174419274Elf sex is v.intense user, Tolkien made sure everybody knew how 'disastrously' intense it could be
Leo Moore
>>174419259>Tranny literally just pasting to make the thread look functional now
Benjamin Moore
mor morf
Jackson Kelly
>>174419313She's not flat, they are small though
Thomas King
>Elf sex is v.intense user, Tolkien made sure everybody knew how 'disastrously' intense it could be
Noah Phillips
>>174419344Hmmm I guess it's not comparing her to a horse...
Isaiah Davis
>>174419315so kino and thoughtful how narsil is just randomly thrown against the side of that wall like a fucking broom
Aiden Young
>>174419259>both elves and the valar are tabooNice try slopper, only elves are taboo. Negroqueen even call the Gods aid in her speech.
Bentley Bailey
>posters: 24Hey trooner nice "conversation" you're having there
Alexander Lewis
Brandon Jackson
>>174419344>a cow can replace morf and still won't be a worste show
Andrew Hill
i have super low expectations and can put up with basically anything, and i literally dont give a single fuck about black dorfs or elves or hobbits. hell one of my favorite moments in the show was with black elf fought the orcs and the warg.but why does the show have to be so boringfeels like nothing is happening and everything is treading water. i dont really care about anyone besides elrond and his bromance with the dorf
Lincoln Parker
>>174419391Queen Miriel is being called an elf lover so it'll surprise no one that she also references the valar. Not good politically for her.
Austin Lee
>>174419395>Whole thread pauses while she resets router
Caleb Rogers
Isildur's sister is hot af. She got some big titties
Ian Kelly
>Queen Miriel is being called an elf lover so it'll surprise no one that she also references the valar. Not good politically for her.
Jaxson Lee
>>174419386That's actually fairly appropriate. Narsil belonged to the Lords of Andunie, and Elendil's dad was the last Lord of Andunie, stripped of his titles for being a leader of the Faithful. So if they took his sword when they stripped him of his titles it fits for the sword to be unceremoniously thrown against a wall.
Blake Williams
>>174419486
Chase Robinson
I’m sorry slopbrosThis shit is killing my soulThe shills are too many and too strong. I don’t know if I can keep slopping.I have battled them valiantly by (You)r side with fire and sage, slop and shitpost, but fear my own heart may break if I keep up this deadly work.Carry on lads. I am going to add /rop/ to my filters and try to forget this hideous abomination of a show ever was brought screaming into this clown world.May Tolkien rest in peace, unperturbed by the evil of Bezos and his army of mindless shill-orcs.
Jaxon Johnson
>That's actually fairly appropriate. Narsil belonged to the Lords of Andunie, and Elendil's dad was the last Lord of Andunie, stripped of his titles for being a leader of the Faithful. So if they took his sword when they stripped him of his titles it fits for the sword to be unceremoniously thrown against a wall.
Ethan Ward
>>174419507Everyone in the audience was thinking the same thing when the scene panned to her. Everyone. There was not a single person on the planet who didn't think what everyone else was thinking.
Dominic Evans
>>174419567>Everyone in the audience was thinking the same thingwhich was?
Oliver Phillips
>>174419459Valar are not taboo. "The sea is right" is a poor constructed meme.
Charles Collins
>Everyone in the audience was thinking the same thing when the scene panned to her. Everyone. There was not a single person on the planet who didn't think what everyone else was thinking.
Alexander Moore
>>174419580The same thing everyone was thinking in this scene.youtube.com
Austin Cruz
You poor bastards are still watching this shit?
Wyatt Rivera
>>174419507Horse autists does anyone put tassles like that on their horse's forehead?
Brayden Bell
Are you all ready for some random character to do a little spin and change into Eminem and say "and I am all the Sauron, and man" while Galadriel reees?
Zachary Lopez
>which was?
Jonathan Brooks
>>174419595What has anything I wrote have to do with Black Lives Matter?
Daniel Parker
LARGEBREASTS
Matthew Ortiz
>>174419599I get paid to do it.
Leo Jones
Jacob Carter
>>174419544Just got back from my couch where I watch Rings of Power streaming now on Amazon prime, slopbros and it's not looking so good... we might need to take the l on this one.There's only like 5 sloppers left... drunk, pissing on themselves in their mothers' basements... the left left to renew their Amazon Prime subscriptions and write glowing reviews on Rotten Tomatos and IMDB. I hate to say this but... but... Bezos won.The next thread is going to be so humiliating... I can't take this...
Asher Cruz
>>174419637If you asked me if this was GoT or RoP I would guess it was something from the GoT spinoff
Austin Davis
>Just got back from my couch where I watch Rings of Power streaming now on Amazon prime, slopbros and it's not looking so good... we might need to take the l on this one.>There's only like 5 sloppers left... drunk, pissing on themselves in their mothers' basements... the left left to renew their Amazon Prime subscriptions and write glowing reviews on Rotten Tomatos and IMDB. I hate to say this but... but... Bezos won.>The next thread is going to be so humiliating... I can't take this...
Brayden Diaz
>>174419671because tits?
Elijah Phillips
>because tits?
Gabriel Rodriguez
>>174419274>>174419313>>174419355Morf thicc
Nathan Rodriguez
>>174419317>Christopher my son, did I ever tell you about all the details of elvish mating rituals? You know the sexual rituals which I used to read aloud of in our Oxford meeting of the Inklings? Well what I didn't mention back then was elvish orgasms can last several hours and up to a full day. In fact the idea came to me after I copulated with a sus domesticus, a pig, not to be confused with the slang sus which will be overly memed 45 years after my death. Christopher I will be entrusting my estate to you. If there is ever a streaming adaptation of my work you must make sure they get this elf sex right - make sure Galadriel has a gratuitous sex scene with not-Sauron.
Landon Sanders
>>174419591"And the Númenóreans answered: 'Why should we not envy the Valar, oreven the least of the Deathless? For of us is required a blind trust, and ahope without assurance, knowing not what lies before us in a little while.And yet we also love the Earth and would not lose it.'"This happened long before Numenor took active steps against elves, and then "Thus the bliss of Westernesse became diminished; but still its might andsplendour increased. For the kings and their people had not yetabandoned wisdom, and if they loved the Valar no longer at least theystill feared them. "The numenorians stopped loving the Valar and started fearing them, and then "n those days the Shadow grew deeper upon Númenor; and the lives ofthe Kings of the House of Elros waned because of their rebellion, but293they hardened their hearts the more against the Valar."and then "for they desired to end all friendshipbetween then: people and the Eldar of Eressëa, whom they named theSpies of the Valar," Which is still before Elendil's time. So long story short, hatred of the elves and hatred of the Valar grew equally, but men had enough sense to still fear the Valar until Sauron came and pushed them over the edge.
Jonathan Hughes
After three weeks since i joined these threads for the memes and fun, i subscribed to amazon service (btw it's on sales right now).And i watched the show.And i was so WRONG about it, you guys painted a different imaged why am i not surprised?It's actually pretty good! You are all soul less drones, stop it.
Ryder Scott
>>174419567What were we suppose to be thinking?youtube.com
Carson Wilson
>>174419738hnngg
William Hill
>>174419738Gets fat and still no tits? Gross.
Thomas Fisher
>>174419462>she
Gabriel Perry
>>174419792>btw it’s on sales right nowMost organic post in this thread. White human hands typed this.
Easton Scott
>>174419831Does Galadriel claim all three elven rings in this show??
Michael Nguyen
>>174419854Hey I'm white (brown eyes and hair though) and I have several posts in this thread.
Christopher Bennett
>>174419761Sorry but that's not in the show, temples are intact and gods are still respected. Nimloth is stays uncutted.You are arguing in bad faith of things that are still need to happen in season 3 or 4.
Jaxon Peterson
I can't wait for her training/sparring scenes next episode
Parker Hill
>>174419831>imagine my big white cock exploding inside her tight Welsh vagina. Her eggs being fertilized by my potent Germanic seed.
Evan Foster
>>174419899I'm here too. I'm just shitposting and haven't even watched the show though, nor do I plan to.
Nolan Ross
>>174419854Thank you for your kindness i washedmy hands tree days ago and cow fecal matter is mostly gone.
Colton Wright
>>174419878Yes and then she chooses her favorite simps to get the other ones, but only if they ask nicely.
Parker Sanchez
>>174419944All the quotes I posted are things that happened before Elendil was around. After all Sauron was the one who convinced Ar-Pharazon to cut down Nimloth, and Isildur who saved a sapling, and we're not there yet in the show. We are also prior to Ar-Pharazon taking the throne, prior to Ar-Pharazon capturing Sauron, and prior to Morgoth Worship becoming the dominant religion in Numenor.
Asher Powell
>>174419968What did he mean by this?
Ayden Baker
>>174420027because that piece of shit happens throughout the entire Second Age all at once. almost as if it's written by retards who not only don't care about the source material, they actively despise it.almost as if Amazon doesn't have the rights to the actual story because they only bought the fucking appendices to Return of the King.
Dylan Allen
>>174419637She's claimed. Gigachad Kemen will come for you if you keep besmirching her honor this way.
Josiah Kelly
>>174419486Non-canon character. Only to lure in incel coomers
Brayden Ward
>>174420214No wonder Wheel of Time failed. It didn't have any milk trucks.
Elijah Clark
>>174420179That's likely why tolkien specifically made the age so long, to allow Numenor to slowly corrupt itself. But it is pretty goofy storytelling, if we're being honest, to have Sauron's armies get completely BTFO by the Elves and Numenorians, only for then to leave him completely alone for 1700 years and allow him to rebuild. It would make way more sense for the elves and numenorians who just obliterated Sauron's armies to immediately pursue him, then you can chop 1700 years off the second age timeline right away.
Luke Brooks
Fun game replace all the hard Rs with soft Ls>MoLLLgoth>SauLLLon>NumenoLLL
Leo Barnes
>>174420422yea the rolling of the r's bothers me more than it should
Charles White
>just go say hi bro
Brody Taylor
>>174420534Pretty sure the Tolkien Estate told them they had to get the pronounciations correct, it's already confirmed they did with the elvish language translations
Brody Price
>>174420649I mean that the rolling is really excessive. I know the r's are supposed to be rolled, but "Morgoth" it should sound like "Morgoth" not like "Morrrrrgoth" A natural trill should be more like a flick of the tongue, not an extended roll
Sebastian Ross
>>174420334Hey Amazon's shill, if you think Tolkien's storytelling is "goofy", then make your own fucking fictional universe. don't try to "fix" it you arrogant pricks
Colton Gray
>>174420800Tolkien questioned his own universe a ton, and being sycophantic isn't being a fan it's being a cultist. The elves and numenorians allowing Sauron to retreat to Mordor to rebuild, especially when the elves know he has the One Ring, either needs considerable explanation or needs to be changed.
Charles Turner
>>174420649they overemphasize the pronunciations of elvish words while speaking the rest of the words normally.it the case of bad actors being badly directed. every time an actor uses an elvish word you feel like they're about to turn to the camera and wink. it doesn't sound natural.
Isaiah Morris
>>174420893I (>>174420772) think it depends, arondir's delivery was good. It's especially Galadriel's that is jarring.
Carter Collins
>>174420772>Morgoth" it should sound like "Morgoth" not like "Morrrrrgoth"Well the dialect coach and the Tolkien Estate obvious think otherwise.
Jayden Richardson
>>174420890They needed to go back for more lembas bread. And Mordor is like fighting a bunch of afghan farmers running around caves, who have better night vision than you.Just look at the first episode of Goblin Slayer.
Mason Foster
>>174420890>Tolkien questioned his own universe a ton, and being sycophantic isn't being a fan it's being a cultist. The elves and numenorians allowing Sauron to retreat to Mordor to rebuild, especially when the elves know he has the One Ring, either needs considerable explanation or needs to be changed.
Jayden Myers
>>174420961dude, I am a fan of the show, stop acting like I'm shitposting in bad faith. Here's fucking Tolkien himself speaking Quenya youtube.com
Josiah Reed
>>174420893>it doesn't sound naturalYou said the same thing just yesterday and it was already explained to you that mixing of languages will feel like that.I can talk about how lovely I think a quercus tree is but the addition of a Latin word into an English sentence will always standout and not feel natural because it's derived from a different base language.Tolkien did actually say that common verses Quenya is like English vs Latin coincidentally.
Joshua Taylor
>>174419227Shinichiro Watanabe said the same thing based on his own observations and he's right. Look at how much shit anime and manga popped up about doomed small populations contained in a big wall or fortress since Attack on Titan.
Josiah Turner
>>174418317>right
Christopher Thompson
>>174421119>acting like I'm shitposting in bad faithI'm not, I'm just saying that the Tolkien Estate had a few stipulations that they insisted the show got right.Pronounciations and languages were two of them.Which is why the made the show hire Carl Hostetter to do the translations for Quenya and other Tolkien languages
Hunter Russell
>>174421119>even the few actual non-shill fans are getting tired of this gay shit
Evan Campbell
>>174421328And they STILL fucked it up. This series is a disaster.
Jace Mitchell
>>174420961>we taught them wrong as a joke
Levi Miller
>>174419599Very few. It's telling that the only times these shit generals get any traction is when people are shitposting slop and OH LAWD YOU CAN'T HAVE DEM RANGZ
James Morales
>>174421377I doubt there are many people out there who would make an honest claim that Carl Hostetter wasn't the best they could get to work on this show. He's one of the leading figures in the elvish language community, was a friend of Christopher Tolkien and edited the most recent JRR Tolkien book.
Carter Kelly
>>174418029>Rot in Hell, chudcel :3
Jaxon Morgan
>>174417937You took something that was sacred—truly sacred— to me, and you defiled it, ruined it, commercialized it, bastardized it, belittled it, degraded it, falsified it, robbed it of its beauty and mystery, uglified it, turned it into slop for profit and mass consumption. The love for Tolkien that used to blossom in my heart has turned into the cold steel of hatred. Hatred for shills. Hatred for ratface. Hatred for Bezos. I will never rest until my vengeance is achieved.
Lucas Price
>>174419206legolas and nigolas
Aiden Kelly
>>174421572Look, if you want to win the argument very simply, give some evidence that he had veto power over directorial decisions. Because to me the way Galadriel pronounces quenya r's does not sound right at all, and it doesn't match Tolkien's own delivery. I would bet money that Hostetter had exactly enough authority to say that the r's need to be rolled, but couldn't veto the significantly over-rolled r's galadriel uses. By the way Arondir and Adar speak quenya really well and how I'd expect it to be spoken based on how tolkien read it.
Cameron Perry
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Caleb Wright
In LOTR the movies, good guys were charismatic and you would naturaly root for them. In Rangz of power humans, elves, and every "good guy" are so repulsing i feel way more like i'm on Adar and the orcs's side than anything else (besides Durin who is the only good and likeable character on the good side).
Zachary Fisher
>>174421782>win the argumentIt's just information, take it or leave itAny translations were done by Hostetter and the production could not touch those translations or make any alterations, at all. The language and pronunciations were the things the Tolkien Estate were the most strict on for this show (must have been a pet peeve from the movies doing them incorrectly)These then passed onto the dialect coach Leith McPherson (herself a speaker of multiple Tolkien languages) to direct the actors. They did 6months of dialect training too iircAnd anyway if you wanted to refer to Galadriel specifically, her pronunciations of 'Sauron' here for eg is spot onyoutu.be
Jack Clark
Ok for me work almost over, Amar take over!See you tomorrow good sirs.I love Galalaladrel.
Sebastian Flores
>>174421262Sorry i don't read Shohen trash, what's attack on titan?
Alexander Miller
>>174422210This is pointless, you'll the kind of person that will dance around an argument indefinitely stubbornly refusing to admit the obvious fucking thing staring you in the face. She pronounces Sauron only slightly exaggerated there, you conveniently picked one of her least exaggerated pronunciations to highlight. You could have given her opening monologue. youtu.be
Alexander Jackson
>>174422328Even watching my own link immediately afterward she pronounces valinor like a chainsaw getting stuck in wood. ValinoRRRR.
James Martin
>>174422328>conveniently picked one of her least exaggerated pronunciationsI posted it because I knew it was a clip that was released on Youtube of her saying Sauron, kekDon't get angry at me just because she's saying it correctly
Owen James
>>174417937I hope they don't fuck the bad guys up, I'm planning on supporting them.
Lucas Brown
>>174422501Adar is a genuinely compelling villain but I'm almost certain he'll be dead by the end of this season
Joshua Gonzalez
what did they mean by this?
Jeremiah Evans
>>174420649Pretty sure showrunners don't give a shit about Tolkien or fantasy: adding or removing characters whatever they see fit; and 'muh Tolkien Estate' is a poor exscuse for sloppy writing and forced english accents. They do whatever the fuck they wants with no rhymes or care, because retards keep eating anything resebling GoT.
Christian Cruz
>>174422565what do you think they meant by it?
Samuel Clark
Guys I wasn't paying attention in Ep 3&4 when they were in numenor, is it even worth it to continue watching? It's so boring and I don't care for the black kween and the galadriel arc and isildur seems retarded too although i didn't pay attention it was so boring
Ethan Perry
it’s funny how the shills shamelessly spoil the stupid plot, leaving me even more uninterested in sitting through another minute of the slopjust gonna stop wasting my time with this show and this shill thread. stop watching it, hide the thread, and their power vanishestoday i saw a plastic amazon shipping bag printed with ‘the rings of power’ littered on the sidewalk choking a tree’s roots. the treebeard in me cried out in sadness and disgust at how tolkien’s work has been so disfigured
Nathan White
>>174422565>We Nintentied cannot stop referencing our first exposure to fatansy and we daily worship Zelda's fat sweaty balls.That's what they meant.
Ian Myers
>>174422717Right there with you sister, We can't let them win, we will fight on.
Kayden White
is it weird that i really only care about nori and the fallen star man?
Jace Cox
>>174422630>forced english accentsMost of the cast are English, kek
Jeremiah Clark
>>174422710Ep5-6 is 'le big great cavalry charge of inspired speech' shown in the trailers, so it'd be filled with clowny hrseplay and swordplay which will be memed for years to come.
Henry Butler
>>174422775And they are still shit at it, kek
Xavier Bell
>>174422775Apparently irish people are very upset about the irish accents, but I can't tell if that's just mroe culture war retards or genuine irish people being upset.
Thomas Rodriguez
>>174422867I think it's as much to do with how they are depicted. Dirty, caravan pulling, low tier creatures as much as it is to the with purely the irish-ish accentsOf course it's the combination of the two things that some have got upset about
Christopher Cox
>>174422775ESLs can't appreciate the sublte inflections of Galadreil rolling the Rs like a pussy in heat purring and begging for a nice thicc cock in her vagina.
Easton Long
>>174422703we want the Holla Forums audience?
Bentley Barnes
>>174418129who is this supposed to be and did they cut xir out?
Nolan Richardson
>>174422968This, kekMakes me throb every time she does it
Jackson Richardson
>>174423011Morgoth cultists, they could be in the next episode I guess.Won't be cut because they have been included in some of the most recent trailers and promo stuff
Ryder Rivera
>>174419047He wrote in detail about elf pregnancy
Bentley Lewis
Ryan Mitchell
>>174423292You receive: a pardon from the explicit message the gods just sent you that they will obliterate your entire civilization if you continue on your current path.
Dylan James
>>174423292>boats or deathSounds familiar...
Aaron Walker
>>174423509boats AND death
Brandon Moore
>>174423292>filenameIt would be more proper for a shill to at least rename them to something less obvious
Dominic Long
>>174423129Post it
Levi Bell
>>174422968Quite the opposite, pajeets love Rings of Power. It makes sense, only 80 IQ shitskins could enjoy something so overacted and ugly.
Gabriel Howard
>>174423527Gotta do what you gotta do
Leo Hall
>>174423625>replying to yourselfBased goyslopper willing to do anything for the next trough of slop
Connor Lee
>>174423674LookOkayThere was no murder necessary, it wasn't Feanor's faultFeanor explained his reasoning and asked for passage to Middle Earth. The Teleri decided, instead of helping, to go "namaste brother, it is often the role of a friend to dissuade a friend from a course of action that is not namaste". So Feanor completely reasonably decided to just take the ships. So the bitch boy Teleri started trying to take the ships backSo the Noldor threw them off the ships Then the Teleri started trying to kill So the Noldor defended themseles. Feanor did nothing wrong.
Brody Johnson
>>174420649>pretty sure Why feign uncertainty when you post this every single time someone laughs at the terrible dialogue and acting in this? We know you're the only one who cares and makes this excuse kek
Grayson Howard
>>174423719>that spacingEsl, bot, or retarded?
Jack Hill
>>174423756not a single instance of reddit spacing
Joseph Campbell
>>174419605lmao you actually looked at the horse you faggot
Benjamin Myers
>>174423790Only now do I realize the extent of my folly. In my desire for knowledge I have damned myself.
Nicholas Lopez
>>174419792>i subscribed to amazon service (btw it's on sales right now).this is buy no means a shill
Leo Martinez
how did peter jackson do it.. all the armour worn is perfectly fitted and looks aeshtically pleasing compared to this billion dollar seriesyoutube.com
Parker Moore
>>174423870>ceremonial armor meant to look ceremonial notn be functional >extended version which butchers faramir's character even further
Gavin Harris
>>174423870Top is ceremonial, bottom is combat armourPic rel is combat armour for the show so you should compare like to like
Leo Sanchez
"no"
Kevin Morales
>>174423902>ceremonial armor>looks like a trash canwow, the elves are master smiths after all! not being able to die of old age and their ceremonial armour is worse than humans craftsmanship
Asher Nguyen
>>174423971The point of the armor is to depict the banality and ugliness of war, symbolically left behind as it is taken off before the elves reach valinor. The armor has served its poetic purpose and can be discarded.
Robert Perez
>>174424017>The point of the armor is to depict the banality and ugliness of war>Galadriel throws herself into the middle of the ocean to go start a war
Lincoln Russell
>>174424131Yes, exactly. She's diving into the darkness and the light leaves her as she's rejecting peace for war.
Justin Baker
>>174424017>you see, it was meant to be shit.Amazing.
Kayden Ward
>>174424218who are you quoting
Adrian Gonzalez
>>174423011>Oh my name, they call me...>cut to a different scene
Colton Hill
>>174423292you receive: 5'000 years of humiliating defeats until a fat midget does what you could not.
Leo Smith
>>174424326it was Iluvatar who destroyed the ring
Samuel Brown
>>174424301read that post again....slower i guess.
Bentley Barnes
>>174424350Ok, now what?
Kevin Cox
Tyler Brooks
>>174424017So the ornament is more useful in combat than in ceremonies. Why put artistic effort into something that will be destroyed anyway?Your reasoning doesn't make sense...
Jackson Miller
>>174424407Literal ideal house wife material