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/RoP/ Rings of Power General
i believe the correct would be /rangz/
>>174417976Rot in Hell, chudcel :3
>>174417937>The closer you get to the light, the greater your shadow becomesBravo Bezos.
>>174417937So racism against blacks doesn’t exist in ME, right? Just racism against elves, like calling someone an ELF-LOVER.
>>174417937There’s already a new rope thread. No need for a new one to shit up the catalogue>>174417024>>174417024>>174417024this general is advertisement/spamming by amazon shills. real anons know what to do
LMAO shillsisters in SHAMBLES after getting btfod by the real general>>174417024>>174417024>>174417024>>174417024
>>174418004its MORFN time
Is it possible that whenever whoever turns out to be Sauron reveals himself he won't turn into this fucking thing because of how poorly it was received? If this is Sauron's true form it's even worse than if it was his trickster form.
>>174417937I honestly kind of think the show is super boring. I now just watch it to make fun of it and see how cringe/woke it gets.
>>174418084>>174418106that's the schizo containment thread
>>174418084TOO LATE. Delete your other one.
kek the tranny in this fake general is in ruins right now>>174417024>>174417024>>174417024
>>174418115cringe rodent autistic karen that can’t act inexplicably cast as lead in a vile cashgrab intended strictly for the purpose of subversion
>>174417937>Sauron EditionOh, Halbrand?
>>174418004Why did they make such a pretty person so hateable? I thought she was top QT until I saw her on screen just being a cunt to everyone.
Read the books, adapt the loreRespect the author to his coreFilm the fight scenes, make them greatThat's what Goyslop Slurpers hate!Film the land, and do it rightTake the cast and make them whiteDialogue thats free of shitGoysloppers can't handle it!Dump the troons in boiling brewsNo more niggers no more jewsLet the folk decide their fateThat's what Goyslop Slurpers hate!
>>174418129IDC. I just wanna laugh at how stupid and bad the show is.
>>174418205>>174418176>>174418115>>174418004stop the obvious samefagging, shillchud. don’t you know it’s against our official amazon shilling tactics guidelines (tm)?390 Bezosbucks have been deducted from your account, chud. one more slip up like this and it’s off to the slop farms with you
>>174418209You should right reviews for a living
>>174418276Bezos thought making Galadriel resemble his mother, a strong proud woman, would make everyone love her like he does.
>>174418299>one more slip up like this and it’s off to the slop farms with youNo you can't make her slurp!!!It's a slop crime!!!!!!!
>>174418318Why did he cast a dumpy 5'6 ratfaced limey then?
>>174418318Galadriel is a strong, proud woman. People start crying and can't even look at her when she's around. and not because she's a cunt, she's just OP, like being around an angel you don't feel worthy being around. Cate's Galadriel did that well without being a bitch.
>>174418358I'm telling Bezos you called his mom a ratfaced limey.Good luck ever getting one day prime delivery ever again.
Reminder that Aragorn was fully justified. Kill your enemy until it no longer exists.
>I watch for she
>Galadriel is a strong, proud woman. People start crying and can't even look at her when she's around. and not because she's a cunt, she's just OP, like being around an angel you don't feel worthy being around. Cate's Galadriel did that well without being a bitch.
>>174418425But Aragorn didn't kill the Mouth of Sauron in the books
>>174418425Based. I slop-post for Tolkien’s sake. I will not see his honor degraded by these vile orcish shillbots.
>>174418063The elves are all gay in this, so yes.
>>174418462Probably why it was cut from the theatrical release like a dozen other hours of footage, like shit where Arwen joined the Fellowship.
>>174418462That's the difference between jackson and bezos. When jackson makes shit up it's usually based and entertaining. Bezosfags making shit up just makes the whole fucking thing lamer.
>>174418425That's not kingly Lawful Good behavior though, that's Chaotic Good.
>>174418518No one cares, this is /slop/ time
>>174418518I wonder how Arwen fighting at Helm's Deep would have been received.
>I wonder how Arwen fighting at Helm's Deep would have been received.
>>174418534Guy was bragging about killing a hostage that wasn't dead. That's not only a criminal lie, but a criminal lie to a king. Better men have been justly executed for far less.
>13 Posters>12 goysloppers>1 Tranny
So here's what I'm thinking. That they are actually going to show a version, or rather, a made up version of this character, his father, in the show. I swear to god. If they make his father Adar. I will lose my shit. I will throw my shoe at the tv.
>hey you over there>Yeah YOU THERE>HUSTLE UP. KEEP MAKING INANE LORE POSTS TO DEFEAT THR GOYSLOPPERS IF YOU WANT YOUR PEE BREAK
who here is an elf lover?
this show is boring as fuck it's just a bunch of talking about bullshit
>>174418276Leftes can't write emphatic characters anymore. The idea of 'strong character' is rooted in the belief that you have to be a dick or a cunt to get what you want.Even Japanese Otakus know how to write women.
>So here's what I'm thinking. That they are actually going to show a version, or rather, a made up version of this character, his father, in the show. I swear to god. If they make his father Adar. I will lose my shit. I will throw my shoe at the tv.
>>174417937>OG enters the chatNothing personell, bland generic pic.
>>174418570Liv did an okay job replacing Glorfindel as the one to take Frodo to Rivendell but she didn't really fight. Her in a full on action scene would suck. I'm still mad they brought Haldir in as her replacement just to kill him. The elves at Helm's Deep were done dirty in TT in my opinion.
I don't know if anyone here actually works at Amazon but if you do can you answer my good-faith question about Rings of Power?Why don't they ever refer to Elvish by its proper name, Sindarin?If memory serves Quenya basically was not spoken outside of Valinor after Elu Thingol outlawed it in his realms during the first age, forcing the Noldor to learn Sindarin to interact with him and his people. By the time of Lord of the Rings certainly Sindarin was the language that the elves spoke and Quenya was reduced to an academic language.
>>174418425Beheading nigger numenors is not a crime.
>>174418726>don't know if anyone here actually works at Amazon but if you do can you answer my good-faith question about Rings of Power?>Why don't they ever refer to Elvish by its proper name, Sindarin?>If memory serves Quenya basically was not spoken outside of Valinor after Elu Thingol outlawed it in his realms during the first age, forcing the Noldor to learn Sindarin to interact with him and his people. By the time of Lord of the Rings certainly Sindarin was the language that the elves spoke and Quenya was reduced to an academic language.
>>174418726Sorry, we don't have the rights to use any of that.
more flashbacks when?
>>174418667What? He's talking about Earendil
>>174418425Aragorn and Mouth Boy are both Numenoreans distant relatives. Mouth Boy offered Aragorn an opportunity to surrender, since his men clearly outnumbered Aragorn's. Aragorn was in the wrong.
>>174418788>more flashbacks when?
>>174418779Oh :(Do you guys have the rights to use Maglor? Some people think he was still alive after the end of the first age.
>>174418724True and also had they included Glorfindel there would be double meme complaints "Why didn't they just take the eagles to mordor" "Why didn't Glorfindel just take the ring to mordor"
>>174418788Probably never, broSorry
Uhhh things are looking a lil sloppy in here
>>174418846Looks like they may have missed that one but it depends on if they show up in a particular note or chapter in what we have here. Not sure, have to run it by a Tolkien scholar first, they might have missed that bit.
>>174418694It was weird in the other thread, and it's weird in this one too.
>Do you guys have the rights to use Maglor? Some people think he was still alive after the end of the first age.
>>174418825No he was sperging out and spouting his hobbit murder fantasies. Aragorn won the war, making him right.
>>174418726Thingol is dead so I guess they reverted back to Quenya
>is (insert character) going to be in the show?>is (things they say its gonna happen) really gonna happen?>is (insert character) going to become (insert character)?>(moment in the show) is my favourite moment in the show!>Galadriel_picN34123>Pls discuss.
>Looks like they may have missed that one but it depends on if they show up in a particular note or chapter in what we have here. Not sure, have to run it by a Tolkien scholar first, they might have missed that bit.
>>174418726Lindon and Eregion were both kingdoms of the Noldor, the Silvan elves largely had small forest dwellings and kept to themselves while the Noldor spread across the land. That being said, Arondir & co are Silvan elves and you'd expect them to speak Sindarin and report not to Gil-galad but to a Sindarin leader, probably Thranduil's father whose name I'm forgetting. But I guess for simplicity Gil-galad in the show is just effectively king of all the elves.
>Thingol is dead so I guess they reverted back to Quenya
>galadriel gets on a boat to go to valinor without even visiting her husband and child firstwhat a bitch
>>174418713But Miyazaki said Otakus can't write for shit since they never experience life or normal human interactions. Why are you lying.>>174418726It's like when non-chinese call mandarin and cantonese chinese.>>174418996>>174418788smol elves are not canon. Tolkien never wrote about elves being pregnant and having widdle babbies.
>>174419045Tranny gonna call the jannerinos on THIS slop
>>174419012>ROP Galadriel with a husband and childlol
>>174418963based accurate slop pattern analyzer
>>174418726Why Numenorias workship the sea as an entity when they know Gods exist and of Ulmo the Sea King?
>>174419047>smol elves are not canon. Tolkien never wrote about elves being pregnant and having widdle babbies.What? Tolkien explicitly stated on multiple occasions that Elves reproduce sexually. Elrond and Elros are children at the end of The Silmarillion when Maedhros and Maglor adopt them.
>>174417024Imagine OP looking at this. Making a couple angry posts and calling xir pajeet manager over>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BOSS WHAT DO I DO THERES SLOP EVERYWHERE
>>174419129>no two adjacent words are spelled correctly and/or gramatically correctKino pajeet sloppost
>>174419002Also adding on, the War of Wrath lasted 50 years and the Vanyar would have spoken Quenya, although a slightly older version of Quenya, so maybe over the course of the war Quenya became the dominant language again out of necessity, since none of the arriving Vanyar would know Sindarin.
>>174419124I agree morff is great for my likings
>Also adding on, the War of Wrath lasted 50 years and the Vanyar would have spoken Quenya, although a slightly older version of Quenya, so maybe over the course of the war Quenya became the dominant language again out of necessity, since none of the arriving Vanyar would know Sindarin.
>>174419047>Miyazaki >trusting a paedolmao
>>174419183>morf is great for my likingsthis but unironically
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>>174419129"But Uinen, at the prayer of Aulë, restrainedOssë and brought him before Ulmo; and he was pardoned and returnedto his allegiance, to which he has remained faithful. For the most part;21for the delight in violence has never wholly departed from him, and attimes he will rage in his wilfulness without any command from Ulmohis lord. Therefore those who dwell by the sea or go up in ships maylove him, but they do not trust him."The Numenorians have a habit of calling out to Uinen to ask for calmer seas, so they're well aware of it. Though by this point in Numenor's history, both elves and the valar are taboo, so it has probably fallen out of fashion to refer to the gods directly, so appealing to Ulmo and Uinen has probably morphed into "the sea is always right".
>>174419144>when she spots long fallic objects
>>morf is great for my likings>this but unironically
>>174419136>Tolkien explicitly stated on multiple occasions that Elves reproduce sexually.Really? What a perv. He was probably inspired by the weirdo Lewis Carroll for loli-galadriel>>174419144>lets put her in an outfit that makes her look as flat as possible
>>174419274I'm pretty sure Morf is flat as a board and they're doing her a favor giving her at least something.
>>174419144They better get a closeup shot of that painting at some point
>>174419274Elf sex is v.intense user, Tolkien made sure everybody knew how 'disastrously' intense it could be
>>174419259>Tranny literally just pasting to make the thread look functional now
>>174419313She's not flat, they are small though
>Elf sex is v.intense user, Tolkien made sure everybody knew how 'disastrously' intense it could be
>>174419344Hmmm I guess it's not comparing her to a horse...
>>174419315so kino and thoughtful how narsil is just randomly thrown against the side of that wall like a fucking broom
>>174419259>both elves and the valar are tabooNice try slopper, only elves are taboo. Negroqueen even call the Gods aid in her speech.
>posters: 24Hey trooner nice "conversation" you're having there
>>174419344>a cow can replace morf and still won't be a worste show
i have super low expectations and can put up with basically anything, and i literally dont give a single fuck about black dorfs or elves or hobbits. hell one of my favorite moments in the show was with black elf fought the orcs and the warg.but why does the show have to be so boringfeels like nothing is happening and everything is treading water. i dont really care about anyone besides elrond and his bromance with the dorf
>>174419391Queen Miriel is being called an elf lover so it'll surprise no one that she also references the valar. Not good politically for her.
>>174419395>Whole thread pauses while she resets router
Isildur's sister is hot af. She got some big titties
>Queen Miriel is being called an elf lover so it'll surprise no one that she also references the valar. Not good politically for her.
>>174419386That's actually fairly appropriate. Narsil belonged to the Lords of Andunie, and Elendil's dad was the last Lord of Andunie, stripped of his titles for being a leader of the Faithful. So if they took his sword when they stripped him of his titles it fits for the sword to be unceremoniously thrown against a wall.
I’m sorry slopbrosThis shit is killing my soulThe shills are too many and too strong. I don’t know if I can keep slopping.I have battled them valiantly by (You)r side with fire and sage, slop and shitpost, but fear my own heart may break if I keep up this deadly work.Carry on lads. I am going to add /rop/ to my filters and try to forget this hideous abomination of a show ever was brought screaming into this clown world.May Tolkien rest in peace, unperturbed by the evil of Bezos and his army of mindless shill-orcs.
>That's actually fairly appropriate. Narsil belonged to the Lords of Andunie, and Elendil's dad was the last Lord of Andunie, stripped of his titles for being a leader of the Faithful. So if they took his sword when they stripped him of his titles it fits for the sword to be unceremoniously thrown against a wall.
>>174419507Everyone in the audience was thinking the same thing when the scene panned to her. Everyone. There was not a single person on the planet who didn't think what everyone else was thinking.
>>174419567>Everyone in the audience was thinking the same thingwhich was?
>>174419459Valar are not taboo. "The sea is right" is a poor constructed meme.
>Everyone in the audience was thinking the same thing when the scene panned to her. Everyone. There was not a single person on the planet who didn't think what everyone else was thinking.
>>174419580The same thing everyone was thinking in this scene.youtube.com
You poor bastards are still watching this shit?
>>174419507Horse autists does anyone put tassles like that on their horse's forehead?
Are you all ready for some random character to do a little spin and change into Eminem and say "and I am all the Sauron, and man" while Galadriel reees?
>>174419595What has anything I wrote have to do with Black Lives Matter?
>>174419599I get paid to do it.
>>174419544Just got back from my couch where I watch Rings of Power streaming now on Amazon prime, slopbros and it's not looking so good... we might need to take the l on this one.There's only like 5 sloppers left... drunk, pissing on themselves in their mothers' basements... the left left to renew their Amazon Prime subscriptions and write glowing reviews on Rotten Tomatos and IMDB. I hate to say this but... but... Bezos won.The next thread is going to be so humiliating... I can't take this...
>>174419637If you asked me if this was GoT or RoP I would guess it was something from the GoT spinoff
>Just got back from my couch where I watch Rings of Power streaming now on Amazon prime, slopbros and it's not looking so good... we might need to take the l on this one.>There's only like 5 sloppers left... drunk, pissing on themselves in their mothers' basements... the left left to renew their Amazon Prime subscriptions and write glowing reviews on Rotten Tomatos and IMDB. I hate to say this but... but... Bezos won.>The next thread is going to be so humiliating... I can't take this...
>>174419317>Christopher my son, did I ever tell you about all the details of elvish mating rituals? You know the sexual rituals which I used to read aloud of in our Oxford meeting of the Inklings? Well what I didn't mention back then was elvish orgasms can last several hours and up to a full day. In fact the idea came to me after I copulated with a sus domesticus, a pig, not to be confused with the slang sus which will be overly memed 45 years after my death. Christopher I will be entrusting my estate to you. If there is ever a streaming adaptation of my work you must make sure they get this elf sex right - make sure Galadriel has a gratuitous sex scene with not-Sauron.
>>174419591"And the Númenóreans answered: 'Why should we not envy the Valar, oreven the least of the Deathless? For of us is required a blind trust, and ahope without assurance, knowing not what lies before us in a little while.And yet we also love the Earth and would not lose it.'"This happened long before Numenor took active steps against elves, and then "Thus the bliss of Westernesse became diminished; but still its might andsplendour increased. For the kings and their people had not yetabandoned wisdom, and if they loved the Valar no longer at least theystill feared them. "The numenorians stopped loving the Valar and started fearing them, and then "n those days the Shadow grew deeper upon Númenor; and the lives ofthe Kings of the House of Elros waned because of their rebellion, but293they hardened their hearts the more against the Valar."and then "for they desired to end all friendshipbetween then: people and the Eldar of Eressëa, whom they named theSpies of the Valar," Which is still before Elendil's time. So long story short, hatred of the elves and hatred of the Valar grew equally, but men had enough sense to still fear the Valar until Sauron came and pushed them over the edge.
After three weeks since i joined these threads for the memes and fun, i subscribed to amazon service (btw it's on sales right now).And i watched the show.And i was so WRONG about it, you guys painted a different imaged why am i not surprised?It's actually pretty good! You are all soul less drones, stop it.
>>174419567What were we suppose to be thinking?youtube.com
>>174419738Gets fat and still no tits? Gross.
>>174419792>btw it’s on sales right nowMost organic post in this thread. White human hands typed this.
>>174419831Does Galadriel claim all three elven rings in this show??
>>174419854Hey I'm white (brown eyes and hair though) and I have several posts in this thread.
>>174419761Sorry but that's not in the show, temples are intact and gods are still respected. Nimloth is stays uncutted.You are arguing in bad faith of things that are still need to happen in season 3 or 4.
I can't wait for her training/sparring scenes next episode
>>174419831>imagine my big white cock exploding inside her tight Welsh vagina. Her eggs being fertilized by my potent Germanic seed.
>>174419899I'm here too. I'm just shitposting and haven't even watched the show though, nor do I plan to.
>>174419854Thank you for your kindness i washedmy hands tree days ago and cow fecal matter is mostly gone.
>>174419878Yes and then she chooses her favorite simps to get the other ones, but only if they ask nicely.
>>174419944All the quotes I posted are things that happened before Elendil was around. After all Sauron was the one who convinced Ar-Pharazon to cut down Nimloth, and Isildur who saved a sapling, and we're not there yet in the show. We are also prior to Ar-Pharazon taking the throne, prior to Ar-Pharazon capturing Sauron, and prior to Morgoth Worship becoming the dominant religion in Numenor.
>>174419968What did he mean by this?
>>174420027because that piece of shit happens throughout the entire Second Age all at once. almost as if it's written by retards who not only don't care about the source material, they actively despise it.almost as if Amazon doesn't have the rights to the actual story because they only bought the fucking appendices to Return of the King.
>>174419637She's claimed. Gigachad Kemen will come for you if you keep besmirching her honor this way.
>>174419486Non-canon character. Only to lure in incel coomers
>>174420214No wonder Wheel of Time failed. It didn't have any milk trucks.
>>174420179That's likely why tolkien specifically made the age so long, to allow Numenor to slowly corrupt itself. But it is pretty goofy storytelling, if we're being honest, to have Sauron's armies get completely BTFO by the Elves and Numenorians, only for then to leave him completely alone for 1700 years and allow him to rebuild. It would make way more sense for the elves and numenorians who just obliterated Sauron's armies to immediately pursue him, then you can chop 1700 years off the second age timeline right away.
Fun game replace all the hard Rs with soft Ls>MoLLLgoth>SauLLLon>NumenoLLL
>>174420422yea the rolling of the r's bothers me more than it should
>just go say hi bro
>>174420534Pretty sure the Tolkien Estate told them they had to get the pronounciations correct, it's already confirmed they did with the elvish language translations
>>174420649I mean that the rolling is really excessive. I know the r's are supposed to be rolled, but "Morgoth" it should sound like "Morgoth" not like "Morrrrrgoth" A natural trill should be more like a flick of the tongue, not an extended roll
>>174420334Hey Amazon's shill, if you think Tolkien's storytelling is "goofy", then make your own fucking fictional universe. don't try to "fix" it you arrogant pricks
>>174420800Tolkien questioned his own universe a ton, and being sycophantic isn't being a fan it's being a cultist. The elves and numenorians allowing Sauron to retreat to Mordor to rebuild, especially when the elves know he has the One Ring, either needs considerable explanation or needs to be changed.
>>174420649they overemphasize the pronunciations of elvish words while speaking the rest of the words normally.it the case of bad actors being badly directed. every time an actor uses an elvish word you feel like they're about to turn to the camera and wink. it doesn't sound natural.
>>174420893I (>>174420772) think it depends, arondir's delivery was good. It's especially Galadriel's that is jarring.
>>174420772>Morgoth" it should sound like "Morgoth" not like "Morrrrrgoth"Well the dialect coach and the Tolkien Estate obvious think otherwise.
>>174420890They needed to go back for more lembas bread. And Mordor is like fighting a bunch of afghan farmers running around caves, who have better night vision than you.Just look at the first episode of Goblin Slayer.
>>174420890>Tolkien questioned his own universe a ton, and being sycophantic isn't being a fan it's being a cultist. The elves and numenorians allowing Sauron to retreat to Mordor to rebuild, especially when the elves know he has the One Ring, either needs considerable explanation or needs to be changed.
>>174420961dude, I am a fan of the show, stop acting like I'm shitposting in bad faith. Here's fucking Tolkien himself speaking Quenya youtube.com
>>174420893>it doesn't sound naturalYou said the same thing just yesterday and it was already explained to you that mixing of languages will feel like that.I can talk about how lovely I think a quercus tree is but the addition of a Latin word into an English sentence will always standout and not feel natural because it's derived from a different base language.Tolkien did actually say that common verses Quenya is like English vs Latin coincidentally.
>>174419227Shinichiro Watanabe said the same thing based on his own observations and he's right. Look at how much shit anime and manga popped up about doomed small populations contained in a big wall or fortress since Attack on Titan.
>>174421119>acting like I'm shitposting in bad faithI'm not, I'm just saying that the Tolkien Estate had a few stipulations that they insisted the show got right.Pronounciations and languages were two of them.Which is why the made the show hire Carl Hostetter to do the translations for Quenya and other Tolkien languages
>>174421119>even the few actual non-shill fans are getting tired of this gay shit
>>174421328And they STILL fucked it up. This series is a disaster.
>>174420961>we taught them wrong as a joke
>>174419599Very few. It's telling that the only times these shit generals get any traction is when people are shitposting slop and OH LAWD YOU CAN'T HAVE DEM RANGZ
>>174421377I doubt there are many people out there who would make an honest claim that Carl Hostetter wasn't the best they could get to work on this show. He's one of the leading figures in the elvish language community, was a friend of Christopher Tolkien and edited the most recent JRR Tolkien book.
>>174418029>Rot in Hell, chudcel :3
>>174417937You took something that was sacred—truly sacred— to me, and you defiled it, ruined it, commercialized it, bastardized it, belittled it, degraded it, falsified it, robbed it of its beauty and mystery, uglified it, turned it into slop for profit and mass consumption. The love for Tolkien that used to blossom in my heart has turned into the cold steel of hatred. Hatred for shills. Hatred for ratface. Hatred for Bezos. I will never rest until my vengeance is achieved.
>>174419206legolas and nigolas
>>174421572Look, if you want to win the argument very simply, give some evidence that he had veto power over directorial decisions. Because to me the way Galadriel pronounces quenya r's does not sound right at all, and it doesn't match Tolkien's own delivery. I would bet money that Hostetter had exactly enough authority to say that the r's need to be rolled, but couldn't veto the significantly over-rolled r's galadriel uses. By the way Arondir and Adar speak quenya really well and how I'd expect it to be spoken based on how tolkien read it.
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In LOTR the movies, good guys were charismatic and you would naturaly root for them. In Rangz of power humans, elves, and every "good guy" are so repulsing i feel way more like i'm on Adar and the orcs's side than anything else (besides Durin who is the only good and likeable character on the good side).
>>174421782>win the argumentIt's just information, take it or leave itAny translations were done by Hostetter and the production could not touch those translations or make any alterations, at all. The language and pronunciations were the things the Tolkien Estate were the most strict on for this show (must have been a pet peeve from the movies doing them incorrectly)These then passed onto the dialect coach Leith McPherson (herself a speaker of multiple Tolkien languages) to direct the actors. They did 6months of dialect training too iircAnd anyway if you wanted to refer to Galadriel specifically, her pronunciations of 'Sauron' here for eg is spot onyoutu.be
Ok for me work almost over, Amar take over!See you tomorrow good sirs.I love Galalaladrel.
>>174421262Sorry i don't read Shohen trash, what's attack on titan?
>>174422210This is pointless, you'll the kind of person that will dance around an argument indefinitely stubbornly refusing to admit the obvious fucking thing staring you in the face. She pronounces Sauron only slightly exaggerated there, you conveniently picked one of her least exaggerated pronunciations to highlight. You could have given her opening monologue. youtu.be
>>174422328Even watching my own link immediately afterward she pronounces valinor like a chainsaw getting stuck in wood. ValinoRRRR.
>>174422328>conveniently picked one of her least exaggerated pronunciationsI posted it because I knew it was a clip that was released on Youtube of her saying Sauron, kekDon't get angry at me just because she's saying it correctly
>>174417937I hope they don't fuck the bad guys up, I'm planning on supporting them.
>>174422501Adar is a genuinely compelling villain but I'm almost certain he'll be dead by the end of this season
what did they mean by this?
>>174420649Pretty sure showrunners don't give a shit about Tolkien or fantasy: adding or removing characters whatever they see fit; and 'muh Tolkien Estate' is a poor exscuse for sloppy writing and forced english accents. They do whatever the fuck they wants with no rhymes or care, because retards keep eating anything resebling GoT.
>>174422565what do you think they meant by it?
Guys I wasn't paying attention in Ep 3&4 when they were in numenor, is it even worth it to continue watching? It's so boring and I don't care for the black kween and the galadriel arc and isildur seems retarded too although i didn't pay attention it was so boring
it’s funny how the shills shamelessly spoil the stupid plot, leaving me even more uninterested in sitting through another minute of the slopjust gonna stop wasting my time with this show and this shill thread. stop watching it, hide the thread, and their power vanishestoday i saw a plastic amazon shipping bag printed with ‘the rings of power’ littered on the sidewalk choking a tree’s roots. the treebeard in me cried out in sadness and disgust at how tolkien’s work has been so disfigured
>>174422565>We Nintentied cannot stop referencing our first exposure to fatansy and we daily worship Zelda's fat sweaty balls.That's what they meant.
>>174422717Right there with you sister, We can't let them win, we will fight on.
is it weird that i really only care about nori and the fallen star man?
>>174422630>forced english accentsMost of the cast are English, kek
>>174422710Ep5-6 is 'le big great cavalry charge of inspired speech' shown in the trailers, so it'd be filled with clowny hrseplay and swordplay which will be memed for years to come.
>>174422775And they are still shit at it, kek
>>174422775Apparently irish people are very upset about the irish accents, but I can't tell if that's just mroe culture war retards or genuine irish people being upset.
>>174422867I think it's as much to do with how they are depicted. Dirty, caravan pulling, low tier creatures as much as it is to the with purely the irish-ish accentsOf course it's the combination of the two things that some have got upset about
>>174422775ESLs can't appreciate the sublte inflections of Galadreil rolling the Rs like a pussy in heat purring and begging for a nice thicc cock in her vagina.
>>174422703we want the Holla Forums audience?
>>174418129who is this supposed to be and did they cut xir out?
>>174422968This, kekMakes me throb every time she does it
>>174423011Morgoth cultists, they could be in the next episode I guess.Won't be cut because they have been included in some of the most recent trailers and promo stuff
>>174419047He wrote in detail about elf pregnancy
>>174423292You receive: a pardon from the explicit message the gods just sent you that they will obliterate your entire civilization if you continue on your current path.
>>174423292>boats or deathSounds familiar...
>>174423509boats AND death
>>174423292>filenameIt would be more proper for a shill to at least rename them to something less obvious
>>174422968Quite the opposite, pajeets love Rings of Power. It makes sense, only 80 IQ shitskins could enjoy something so overacted and ugly.
>>174423527Gotta do what you gotta do
>>174423625>replying to yourselfBased goyslopper willing to do anything for the next trough of slop
>>174423674LookOkayThere was no murder necessary, it wasn't Feanor's faultFeanor explained his reasoning and asked for passage to Middle Earth. The Teleri decided, instead of helping, to go "namaste brother, it is often the role of a friend to dissuade a friend from a course of action that is not namaste". So Feanor completely reasonably decided to just take the ships. So the bitch boy Teleri started trying to take the ships backSo the Noldor threw them off the ships Then the Teleri started trying to kill So the Noldor defended themseles. Feanor did nothing wrong.
>>174420649>pretty sure Why feign uncertainty when you post this every single time someone laughs at the terrible dialogue and acting in this? We know you're the only one who cares and makes this excuse kek
>>174423719>that spacingEsl, bot, or retarded?
>>174423756not a single instance of reddit spacing
>>174419605lmao you actually looked at the horse you faggot
>>174423790Only now do I realize the extent of my folly. In my desire for knowledge I have damned myself.
>>174419792>i subscribed to amazon service (btw it's on sales right now).this is buy no means a shill
how did peter jackson do it.. all the armour worn is perfectly fitted and looks aeshtically pleasing compared to this billion dollar seriesyoutube.com
>>174423870>ceremonial armor meant to look ceremonial notn be functional >extended version which butchers faramir's character even further
>>174423870Top is ceremonial, bottom is combat armourPic rel is combat armour for the show so you should compare like to like
>>174423902>ceremonial armor>looks like a trash canwow, the elves are master smiths after all! not being able to die of old age and their ceremonial armour is worse than humans craftsmanship
>>174423971The point of the armor is to depict the banality and ugliness of war, symbolically left behind as it is taken off before the elves reach valinor. The armor has served its poetic purpose and can be discarded.
>>174424017>The point of the armor is to depict the banality and ugliness of war>Galadriel throws herself into the middle of the ocean to go start a war
>>174424131Yes, exactly. She's diving into the darkness and the light leaves her as she's rejecting peace for war.
>>174424017>you see, it was meant to be shit.Amazing.
>>174424218who are you quoting
>>174423011>Oh my name, they call me...>cut to a different scene
>>174423292you receive: 5'000 years of humiliating defeats until a fat midget does what you could not.
>>174424326it was Iluvatar who destroyed the ring
>>174424301read that post again....slower i guess.
>>174424350Ok, now what?
>>174424017So the ornament is more useful in combat than in ceremonies. Why put artistic effort into something that will be destroyed anyway?Your reasoning doesn't make sense...
>>174424407Literal ideal house wife material