What is the greatest monologue in movie history?

>>174402416The leads are weak? You're weak. youtu.be/GrhSLf0I-HM

>>174402416Dante going off at Randall in Clerks 3.

Robin william’s monologue from Good will huntingm.youtube.com/watch?v=oRG2jlQWCsY&feature=emb_titleBen affleck’s dialogue with will at the construction site is great too

>>174402416youtube.com/watch?v=EDzC-qT4jz4Shame to see that this show has turned into flat soda.

Gotta be something by Al Swearengen.

>>174402416>what is the greatest monologue in movie history>posts a shitty Reddit tv showwew this board is something else

>>174405772This and the ending were the only great parts of the movie

>America Loves a Winneryoutu.be/sv9XNFpRdhg?t=43>inb4 something something Americucks something Jews

I tried to play husband. I tried to taste the life of a simple man. youtu.be/1giVzxyoclE

charles dutton's monologues in Alien 3 during the funeral and right before everyone goes into the furnace maze to be bait for the alien

>>174404800came here to post this

>>174407076He was a massive racist and anti-semite you know.

youtu.be/xvwoariHaf4I enjoyed this and the fight scene that followed, and found her ethos to be bizzarely hard hitting for a fucking kids show

>>174407375But the underage boypussy... It's enough to make a man sick.

Network 1976.The ned beatty speech or the television lies, so many good monologues

To die, to sleep—No more—and by a sleep to say we endThe heartache, and the thousand natural shocksThat flesh is heir to. ’tis a consummationDevoutly to be wish’d. To die, to sleep—To sleep—perchance to dream. Ay, there’s the rub!For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,Must give us pause—there’s the respectThat makes calamity of so long life.For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,The oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s contumely,The pangs of disprized love, the law’s delay,The insolence of office, and the spurnsThat patient merit of the unworthy takes,When he himself might his quietus makeWith a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,To grunt and sweat under a weary life,But that the dread of something after deathThe undiscover’d country, from whose bournNo traveller returns, puzzles the will,And makes us rather bear those ills we haveThan fly to others that we know not of?

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>>174402416>hey let's do ANOTHER trial where Tyrion invokes Trial by Combat>but this time it'll be super cereal and he'll give an epic takedown monologue >and it'll feel like a clip show where a bunch of character recount their greatest Tyrion momentsIn retrospect the show started going off the rails in S4

>>174407725oh no

>>174405664He doesn't have a typical dwarf voice. He's clearly worked very hard at it. I swear that's the majority of what makes people able to take him seriously.

This, or....

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Mike Tyson "Ill fuck you till you love me"youtu.be/u3kCMJ-3uMM

>>174407744>show

>>174402416For me it's not even close.youtube.com/watch?v=J7GY1Xg6X20

>>174406317I've gotten more than one female to quit pursuing a career in sales after recommending they watch this film. I would play it up like it's one of the greatest business screenplays of all time (because it kind of is) and it would utterly crush their souls. David Mamet is a hideous Jew and probably insane but I admire the man's ruthless perspective.

>>174408193This. He should have won an Oscar.monologuedb.com/dramatic-male-monologues/michael-clayton-arthur-edens/

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>>174406666Let's be honest, Satan. It really was just an excellent limited series that became a meme so they can't cancel it. Its one of those shows that feels like it's supposed to be bad so nobody REALLY minds running it into the dirt. Same with Walking Dead.

>>174407725>thought WWII was a mistake>wanted to resign and go into politics>got fraggedWow I hope our notoriously untrustworthy and ruthless intelligence services wouldnt just make up lies about him.

>>174408292They promoted me to assistant manager at a small theater where every other employee was some 17 year old dweeb who never took their duties seriously so I did this speech when they announced my promotion and started yelling at them about cleaning the aisles and taking out the trash. "Always be cleaning... you hear me you fucking faggots?" I guess only one of them had seen the movie cause he was smiling the rest were legit afraid I was a lunatic.

youtube.com/watch?v=bIpKfw17-yY

>>174406611Affleck's dialogue is cringe>I'm so dumb but here's me being extremely profound out of nowhere.

>>174408507Considering it's based on a movie quote and you were working at a theater you would probably have an affirmative defense against any claims of harassment.

>>174408681Or he's old to enough to have lived in a time before modern faggotry

>>174408678Have you ever had a deep friendship? Like, someone who you'd risk you neck to see succeed?genuinely curious.

>>174402416youtube.com/watch?v=nUtwSGSRViE

>>174408653I was just about to post this. Aaron Sorkin absolutely destroyed an entire generation of liberals with this. He may have inadvertently helped to destroy modern liberalism along with The Daily Show. Hid dialog along with Daily Show comedy trained lefty millennials to think this is how political debate works and everything should always be smug grandstanding and perfectly-placed zingers that can never be challenged.A lefty professor actually got caught plagiarizing this monologue. Aaron Sorkin is like catnip for smug, college-educated center-left liberals.youtube.com/watch?v=uYqJQhPy8Hw

>>174406611don't make me miss him like this man

>>174402416I can think of a couple. Here's one to start with. The lion monoluge: youtube.com/watch?v=4KB2xignE6c

>>174402416>I.AM.AN.FBI.AGENT

>>174408681>>174408762Yeah it was like 15 years ago, I was friends with the only other adult there the manager who was also a coke dealer and no one gave a shit about anything. There was an employee still working there while she was claiming workers comp from the theater and that was her excuse to literally not lift anything. Everyone else was a retard teenager who cared about japense american idol or some weeb shit. No one from corporate ever came by. I saw all the free movies I wanted, ate a shit ton of food, racked up thousands in fraudulent sales and banged some teenage pussy after taking her to a free movie. Looking back it was the best of times.

>>174402416Probably not, but it's still a pretty good scene.

>>174402416Dennis Hopper to Christopher Walken - True Romance

>>174409070>>174402416The Network: youtube.com/watch?v=MRuS3dxKK9U

>50 posts and no love for glittering C-beams or attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Oriontime to die

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>>174409269This or youtube.com/watch?v=OA8wkz0uGLE

>>174409269The 'Tears in the Rain' speech means a lot more to me because I have early onset Alzheimer's. I can feel the memories leaving me, slipping through my fingers, I want to cry anytime someone brings up something and I just don't remember any of it. I find myself confused at the most ordinary things, I want to fix myself, but I can't. I can just sit back and wait for everything that was me is lost to time, only remembered by others.

>>174409269The 'Tears in the Rain' speech means a lot more to me because I have early onset Alzheimer's. I can feel the memories leaving me, slipping through my fingers, I want to cry anytime someone brings up something and I just don't remember any of it. I find myself confused at the most ordinary things, I want to fix myself, but I can't. I can just sit back and wait for everything that was me is lost to time, only remembered by others.

>>174402416the correct answer is the Indianapolis speech from Jaws.

>>174409884>>174409966I can't tell if this is a joke or not but I laughed.

>>174409966>>174409884lmao

monologues are the cringiest shit ever

youtu.be/OEKMw7NUKy4?t=83

>>174402416This made me sad, because I’d always liked Dinklage. I really enjoyed his character on the show Threshold, which was essentially just Tyrion in modern times, but this scene confronted me with the reality that he’s just a really mediocre actor.

>>174406317Fantastic shit.

>>174406666Great stuff, SuperSatan.

One more experiment.Experiments, facts, truth of higher instance.There is no such thinhs as facts.Expecially here.All this is someone's idiotic invention.Don't you feel it ?But you, of course, must find out whose invention it is.and why.What good can your knowledge do ?Who is going to get guilty conscience because of it? Me ?I have got no conscience.I just got nerves.Some bastards would criticize me, I get wounded.Another would laud me, I get wounded again.I would put my heart and soul in it, the gobble up both my heart and soul.I wouuld relieve my soul of filth, they gobble it up too.They are all so literate.They all got sensory deficiency.and they are all swarming around, journalists, editors, critics, some endless broads.and they all demand: more. more !!!What hell of a writer I am if I hate writing ?If it is constant torment for me, a painful, shameful occupation, sort of squeezing out a hemorrhiods.I used to think that someone would get better because of my books.No, nobody needs me !In two days after I die they will start gobbling up someone else.I wanted to change them, but it is they who have changed me.Making me in their own image.The future used to be just a continuation of the present, with all the changes looming far behind the horizon.Now the future and the present are one.Are they ready for it ?!They don't want to know anything !All they know is how to gobble !

>>174406317Calvinbrained classcuck garbageThe real answeryoutube.com/watch?v=VyEuarFhpcE

>>174409233Came here to post this. Here's the link youtube.com/watch?v=Jsh4SvPdfl8

>>174408193>>174408345Fucking A.

>youtube.com/watch?v=dGr-8P_vEZA

>>174409966

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>>174406317My boss is literally this guy to a T.

>>174411163we have a winner...

>>174410931based

>>174402416pic rel - there's not another person on this planet who could do this and have it be this funny

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>>174410006i chose to believe that the first user was genuine and the second was aping him for a laff

>>174412260Totally agree.

>>174412507>it’s the same guy

>>174409002Man you are so fucking underage. If you were older than 14 you would know that that monologue was written and performed at the end of an era of severe right ring paranoia in which America was indisputably the greatest country in the world and if you didn't think so you were a fucking terrorist.History is a pendulum and believe it or not woke faggotry wasn't always ascendant. Anyway why don't you go watch the West Wing you fucking middle schooler, it's much better known than the Newsroom and was saying the same type of things much earlier.

>>174412260Chevy and Norm are both rare because they aren't really "clever funny" but they've created a unique audience perception where something is funny simply because Chevy or Norm happen to be the ones doing it

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>>174412801>>174409994THIS

>>174404800

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youtu.be/BSfTXaqo18o

>Someday? Someday my dream will come? One night you will wake up and discover it never happened. It's all turned around on you. It never will. Suddenly you are old. Didn't happen, and it never will, because you were never going to do it anyway. You'll push it into memory and then zone out in your barco lounger, being hypnotized by daytime TV for the rest of your life. Don't you talk to me about murder. All it ever took was a down payment on a Lincoln town car. That girl,you can't even call that girl. What the fuck are you still doing driving a cab?

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>>174412688>performed at the end of an era of severe right ring paranoia in which America was indisputably the greatest country in the world and if you didn't think so you were a fucking terrorist.Good timesThe post 9/11 days were great. Everyone uniting, being kind to each other and being hostile to Muslims. Flags hung up from houses, apartments and cars. There wasn't this gross, rootless cosmopolitan of hating America and it's history and institutions and everything else that composed it.

>>174402416youtu.be/rJjKP8vYjpQ

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>>174412776You can just say you don't have a sense of humor.

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>>174413109Anon for fuck's sake, that's a dialogue

>>174402416youtube.com/watch?v=J7GY1Xg6X20

Lagella's finestyoutu.be/8Ek2ArdQM4c

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>>174402416The Fountainhead courtroom speech by Howard Roarkyoutube.com/watch?v=AX4MKIDvXLM

That one where Sasha Grey goes “gblghhshlurrrp”

>>174413082I'm honored you paused your dane cook comedy special long enough to reply to me

>>174402416I can't find it on YouTube but the Franz Bibkeropf one in Fassbinder's miniseries where he talks about how hard he has had it but will never surrender and then begins singing Der Wacht Am Rhein. youtube.com/watch?v=NIX-lmHvi34

>>174407725oy vey, did he hate Israel too? oy gevalt he was evil!

>>174407725what a tragedy

>>174412971youtube.com/watch?v=hJ7AQBObHZg

>>174402416youtu.be/M5J69pfWXb4Way better than the soliloquy at the end, because this one’s less obviously just Pacino riffing and has one coherent through line, and that through line is the Devil’s seething hatred for mankind.

>>174402416youtube.com/watch?v=aEOpcqVPSDU

>>174402416With Christ you are saved and without him you are lost!youtube.com/watch?v=HfgRGofGNTM

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>>174407804>>174406205Came here to post this, god bless Beatty

>>174406205Why me?Because you're on television, dummy! Sixty million people watch you every day of the week.

300 posts not a single kino speech. Here, let me correct thisyoutube.com/watch?v=zha1tYGnAC8

>>174402416youtube.com/watch?v=tqvd7yWel3k

>>174415339Sorry wrong videoyoutube.com/watch?v=mfHiq8mB_Vs

>>174413560People might brush this off as a joke, but update it with modern effects, cgi, etc and it's epic as fuck.

Indianapolis story in Jaws

Kinda like that oneyoutube.com/watch?v=E-QKd37uFug&ab_channel=PeterMarshhmallow

youtube.com/watch?v=jUI6jGHsnBg&ab_channel=BrennanShippertfucking kino

I'll have to go with Chaplin in The Great Dictator

>>174415401Good shit.

>>174416184This one’s pretty much untouchable.

>>174408139You mean his shitty fake British accent? He got better at it but good lord it was embarrassingly bad in season 1. Almost like he had to sacrifice the quality of his character for the quality of his accent over time

youtube.com/watch?v=E7Sr-cpFwUc

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youtu.be/gdP7f4_YL8I

cool monologue before an acoustic version of song youtu.be/p1zrweVN4l4

>>174402416CRY HAVOC!youtu.be/9BORI9BIT04

>>174416889this, Robot Chicken, and South Park are all on my mount rushmore of shit people say are good shows but i won't ever fucking watch it because the art style sucks

Norm Macdonald The Devil and Billy Markham by Shel Silversteinyoutu.be/0h3DmCG_eV4

>>174402416Since movies means tv, anything from one Eustace Bailey Farnum. Christ knows he deserves it!

>>174404800more like N dependence day

>>174409884>>174409966you forgor :(

youtube.com/watch?v=7BE4QcwX4dU&t=185snot the best one out there but it's solid

ned beatty in networkyoutube.com/watch?v=yuBe93FMiJc

>>174406666>It really was just an excellent limited series that became a meme so they can't cancel itsadly true.They should've never done the Eagle Fang thing

>>174402416>YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDMOTHER>FUCKED A NIGGERyoutube.com/watch?v=roeKtHFlxYI

>>174408653>>174409002It's extremely cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=35DSdw7dHjs

>>174409269The 'Tears in the Rain' speech means a lot more to me because I have early onset Alzheimer's. I can feel the memories leaving me, slipping through my fingers, I want to cry anytime someone brings up something and I just don't remember any of it. I find myself confused at the most ordinary things, I want to fix myself, but I can't. I can just sit back and wait for everything that was me is lost to time, only remembered by others.

>>174417887>early onset Alzheimer'sJesus that sounds awful. Try and journal stuff if you don't already.

>>174412860Ma-CHINES

>>174417950What sounds awful dear?

>>174418058I just said it, early onset Alzhei-

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>>174417583This.

>>174402416youtube.com/watch?v=ztABYog5x3o

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>>174406317I like Roma's hissyfit when the manager blows his sale>who told you you could work with men

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>>174413560Mag Foster was hot as fuck in this movie

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>>174402416NOt even the best monologue in GoT Nigger.Tywin calling him an I'll made spiteful little creature full of envy lust and low cunning is already better. Lyanna Mormont "The North Remembers" monologue to crown Jon Snow was more emotional too.

>>174402416>And I.. am... Iron ManShort and precise