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hes porcine white
please tell me the dark souls 2 port is less shit than the first one
its more shit
That penguin has some great tastes tho
the real thing that's triggering me about the DS1 PC port is the frame rate issues
Maybe I could be your dad tonight
*plays with grims breasts as he sleeps
No he's orange
If you honestly have 80 bucks to blow on me so my insurance doesn't get canceled I would pay you back.
time to grind for HP since capra demon is shoving his 5 foot watermelon thick uncircumsized
really it's the fucking dogs
fuck those dogs
hurr because his hair is like orange or something, he is therefore orange
naw bullshit hes as pale as my balls, no sunlight... ever
May 1, 2017
(Bokura no Love Live! 4) [Dai 6 Kichi (Kichirock)] Yumemigusa nite Haru o Matsu (Love Live!) [English]
[ameiru] HappinesMaker [VividTrans]
[Doki] Hitoribocchi no OO Seikatsu - Chapter 44
(同人誌) [ぼくだよ (やあ)] ニャンとエッチなスペクタクル (アイドルマスター シンデレラガールズ) [DL版]
Yeah okay. When can you pay me back?
anything adorable SFW today???
Download it and find out.
* hugs *
;~; okay.... thanks
I can't really make a guarantee. I start my new job in two days, but I get a pay check from the job I left in 2 weeks.
Let me talk to my grandma. I don't want to screw you over.
He's orange because his skin is orange.
His hair is white blonde.
sorry, that was the best post i could find to use muh new custom made gif at.
not fucking me over when I'm practically bending over for it
Gee who saw that coming :3
SHOW ME THE ORANGE
It's right there. On his face.
buy me game
You're a fucking rat.
grab an editing tool and point at it
all i see is whiteboy
its all good.. so is trump white or orange?
what kind of subway sandwich did u get luka?
sure give me 3 sec
Just goes to show you alcohol is the root cause of alot of problems but also can be a solution or at least help some of them
It's hard to know. Like all pictures are different. If you saw him in person he might be one color that day and maybe do a fake tan the next.
alcohol cures sadness by depressing your nerves.
so something with a white backdrop could be effected by lighting?
I don't deserve my grandmother.
paid that insurance did she
Here you go fam
Yeah. I kind of ran out of money faster than I should have because I had to help someone.
And my jobs are fucking me over a bit. And I never got my taxes.
ugguu do it tho
Maybe a lot of stuff?
sunburnt, orangutan, native american, irish,
There is no probably about it.
I'm sure if you showed her your internet history she might be inclined to agree with you.
No offense. Same here tbh.
be real with me, how much grinding is there in this game? shits starting to get expensive fast
The shit that shows up in my feed
wat r u doin prntscrn
my god this is glorious
but nah ehs a white cunt with a spray on
shes a peach... you petter take care of that wonderful lady
. . .
You don't deserve me either.
Eromanga-sensei is so garbage
Why do I watch this shit lmao
no he's orange
Watching oreimo 2 electric boogaloo
fuck you prntscreen making me open fraps n shit
Oh. You should progress pretty naturally without the need to grind unless you aren't gud.
Put all points in resistance.
I'm just sick of gragoyle's buddy coming along and spitroasting me
shitty incest where best girl is set up to lose
MC is still a beta bitch but still kinda sexualizes his lil sis
It really is Oreimo 2
It's not a conspiracy you moron, it's literally the same author.
tfw you can't just counter-parry capra demon and insta him
On a side note send me butt pics
Capra is pretty frustrating for a lot of people.
Just use npc summons.
That game looks like so much fun.
So does Warhammer 4k Dawn of War III
Oh that's irrelavant
I just have alot of Mask Off memes saved
Did you hear anime died? They're taking down nyaa. The jews are advancing.
You can forget about it.
Well I'm taking my maid bunny lolis and leaving
Oh so that's why it didnt load
I went on earlier to try and dl ep 4 of oreimo 2 but it was down so I used TokyoToshokan instead
sho ga nai
I guess youre worth more than 60 dollars than
My friends are cosplaying fast food characters
Which mexican food mascot can I pull off?
Los Pollos Hermanos
Just wear a poncho and let people guess.
not just wearing a poncho, putting on a big fake nose and fake moustache and sombrero and going as Albertos
Is that even real
Get a bunch of really cheap tacos and offer them to people.
Ban come to Fanime with me :3
Boy thats like 7 hours away.
Alright then come to AX then
I can't do drugs though because i'm gonna have to pass a drug test soon.
greed is the ultimate reversetrap, I thought he was a girl for 8 YEARS
press f to pay respects to all the dead weebs
Good thing I have AB :D
Did you post the doge song
Or who did
wat is dat? ._.
How does anyone even think Greed is a girl ?
This is Envy.
child bearing hipsQ
i's eating pastry =w=
yus but buying atstore is effort
WELL i bought extra yesterday
uu but youmust eat them fast or they get stale and stuffs and then only sad because nopastry again ;;
if they get stale just use the special glaze
i hafta be at work in 20 mins
i donut hav the tim to eat all ;;
I thought you said pussy and posted that while you were having sexual relations.
i miss neru :(
Are you NEET
all this bullying
lifeis too short and there are too few backstreets
i lik meems
That is not how it works. GOD DAMN IT YOU FUCKED IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my dick feels weird
go away weird
youare not the sharpest tool in the shed
I was looking kinda dumb
with my finger and my thumb
My dick doesn't feel weird.
please rate my meme!!!
I don't get it.
I vaguely remember that, but I am giving it an 8/10; it has the makings of one of the greats.
I'm a guy and I like things that are cute. Does that make me a faggot?
guess it's just us cool cats huh
are we the night crew
I'm the until 6 in the morning crew.
loveley schedule chap
wait i forgot i got a new folder
We never saw it coming.
We saw that your mind is too fast for eyes.
I base my schedule around whenever you're here.
I am part of no crew, though.
crew sounds ghetto
It does, and it is abhorrent.
I was listening to some of the ost last night.
I used to be a big shot
I think you forgot to type something.
Are you playing through it?
What did you mean to type ?
i cant think of anything....
I'm so embarassed !! ~
notice the tilde
Uh....Is that a tilde ?
hello i would like to conversation too
i would like purple orisa skin
if you WANT ATTENTION~!!!
HOW ABOUT BEING INTERESTING??!?!?!?!!! !!!
Being interesting is so much effort.
show ur dick
yeah if I fill my posts with them that's how we have sex right~? :3
but it's not cool if you force it
[hasnt actually had sex, don't judge]
whoah that's a racist hand gesture now
do you hate niggers?
you ruined the joke
My best friend is black
I do not condone racism because I assume I am being watched.
That's Bae bae bae bae bae ~ !
you have only a little time left to buy it or unbox it :3
how are you, googles?
ouch my feelings
A friend of the African American persuasion.
Bae was my tilde hot af for you too ! ? ~
it's not an insult itS FEEDBACK
not calling British blacks "African Americans" because you're used to American political correctness
Yous makingg my Eba go doki dkoi
hey big boi
i'm going to get ramen now, think long and hard before answering
He knows things.
Same for me but with my benis
very super baked and almost going to sleep
you up to anything special tonight?
I'm trying, though...
How about you?
i woke up too early
today is already off to a bad start
trying to get very super baked rn
two seconds is not enough to think long and hard
two seconds is enough to think long and hard
Maybe for you.
teach me your ways
I'm a bit too bored to keep talking about this.
take a step outside
You must train with the League of Shadows.
only got 1500 coins...
my only hope is to try and squeeze in all my arcade wins at a chance at 3 boxes plus my one level up box
i just played two games a little bit ago
it is difficult to play games with a new mouse though
It's my secret technique.
mundo then caitlyn
Why not play Heroes of the Storm? I hear it is less painful (for you).
i was playing with a friend
i like heroes better although i currently lack the game knowledge for either
My best friend wants to play it with me, but I, too, am risibly inexperienced.
do i have you on bnet
I think so. We did play that one time.
having a best friend
wow what fucking normie scum
that was on eu servers though i think
do they crossover
Fuck if I know. Probably not.
i do not see a name that looks like yours
I think I sent it.
this is nauseating
i do not normally keep the blizzard client open anymore
Me neither, but there we are should the need arise.
who is the other person
What other person?
the aforementioned best friend
Blank post at me too.
i do not know this person then, correct
That is right.
not even one
it'll be k
I wish I knew someone else who played dokkan
because I just got LR broly
dbz mobile phone dokkan?
Do you play it ?
i scrolled past it
didnt think much of it
I'm not asleep yet.
LEAVE GRAPE KUN ALONE
Its almost 6am, go to bed.
what the fuck is this shit and why do I get it every few days
We aren't your doctor.
That looks like a fungal infection.
why are you playing in korean for 1 part of the clip
that's someone else
the person's name fucks with the whole killfeed?
oh ok. good job getting that clip.
yeah i tend to fraps and then webm convert my nice POTG's when i have time
When you have gold elems and damage as window and it makes you feel good, but your team is shit so you have to sit there knowing you only have it because they are not doing well
because the only people that know anything at all when it comes to the human body is doctors and doctors only
It's best not to give out medical advice when we lack the training or equipment to really identify the issue.
Web MD says I have cancer
A pox I cast on thee!
Yes, because thats the only reason I wouldn't want to look at your rashes.
Always liked the synthetic sounds of older games.
I would take my diaper off.
Squid girl's rashy, creamy, messy diaper
Welp. That's in my browser history now.
My gift to you
Cleaning things is tedious, but rewarding.
So you've got a message for me huh ?
I own Guzmas sunglasses.
it's a lovu letter
Read it out loud.
no way that's, too embarassing!
Sometimes you just gotta be brave.
I'm not brave, I think I'm just going to post it..
Go for it.
I annoys me a bit that her mouth and the audio don't sync up since she's just miming..
It annoys me a bit that her teeth don't sync up with her mouth.
It annoys me that he doesn't kill the immortal..
mb i get lazy after every transcend. also blame the game for breaking overkilling
Yeah it always messes up with my autoclickers ;;
It annoys me a bit that you haven't been giving me headpats and attentions like you used to.
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Roll for headpats
It annoys me that my phone died and the charger is all the way downstairs and I don't want to lose comfy bed.
Wait if you dont use the autoclickers does it fix?
I think so yeah
It's too early
Ehh.. that's what you get for sleeping so late~
My cat woke me up and I didn't fall asleep again until after 6
You have a cat?? How old?
I dunno, like 60?
Also I'm pretty sure my mom just said "they have poutine, we'll bring some home for Emma"
So I might get free lunch #thedream
Sounds like a nap is in order..
Wut. I don't speak cat years. Boy or girl? Is it a fat lazy cat that eats poutine with you?
Could always just tough it out and sleep easy tonight.
Like 10. Cat. Nah.
tfw you can punish your dog for being a fucker and messing with the cat
tfw you can't do shit about the cat being annoyed as shit and swiping him whenever he gets nearby
how the fuck do you even punish a cat in a way that's not just cruel? can't even tap em on the nose because they don't get sad they just say fuck you and claw you
If I said this I know what you'd call me. But I'm not gonna go there. :3
Actually do that, I'll probably be sleeping early too
Is cat a bitch to you
Excuse me, I have not eaten in well over 16 hours.
Only at night, when he knows he can get away with it.
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I want to watch Kimi no Na Wa but never downloaded it while Nyaa.se was a thing.
Let's just pretend I typed 20 right and that that isn't embarrassing.
Are all Canadian cats indoors cuz of the weather🐑
What? No, that's stupid
Yeah, I submitted with about an hour to spare
Still have my viva in 2 weeks though ^^'
What's a viva? One of those Mexican stripper parties?
Whoa you got a natural 22 :3
*administers the best headpats money can buy*
For something of that quality you're probably best watching it at the cinema, or waiting until blu-ray rips come out
Throw cat out for the coyotes at night
Eat more often than that, baka
Mmn, sadly not, even when submission only opened 7 hours before it closed
Short for viva voce, an oral examination. I'd prefer the party.
And okay, I'll do that then.
I was just looking for things to do with someone.
I don't think we have coyotes in Canada.
Or at least not in populated cities.
I've been sleeping!
At least you finished on time.
an oral examination
I bet you're good at those.
Well, when you put it like that.. I'd imagine watching it with someone would be really great, and there might still be torrents out there
But if I roll again I might get a not-as-good roll, and I'd be unsatisfied if the pets weren't as good.
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Yeah like a few hours, not 16!
That's true, but I think the whole process highlighted some personal problems I need to fix
Mm, I'm good at.. speaking
I got it bed 12 hours ago though.
Like not being such a procrastinator?
I think you might be guaranteed to get a not-as-good roll
Maybe leave it for a while, since greed always seems to backfire with these things
Getting into bed and sleeping aren't the same :3
Mmn.. exactly that. Not leaving whole projects until the last week. I can figure out why I do it but not how to fix it
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Last one. Because you tried so hard.
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I'm so sour that it didn't add.
Yo subtle looks like you have to give up animu forever or do 10 years
10 years where?
But there's no lolis or shotas here???
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double crit max damage niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
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fuck I meant this
I know how to use the dice roller I swear
Yeah, but who eats in bed?
Mmn, just use a scheduling app or something.
Hmm.. breakfast in bed :3
Can it electrocute me if I ignore it?
Poutine in bed
I didn't realize you were into that
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Yeah, you wish you were back in bed rn
Wth.. wasn't it obvious?
I'm okay with that
I wish I had more poutine rn
apparently that anime is a comedy? is it worth watching?
Could you actually eat more?
I wish I had more sleep m
I thought it was common knowledge..
No, I struggled finishing that :3c
wtf just how big of an internet slut are you?
I wish Subtle had more sleep.
I wish Emma has more poutine.
Don't try waiting another 16 hours or anything :3
wtf you know how big I am
I wish ikt got more sleep.
Oh no don't start with that one
I wish ikt was actually Megumin irl
Actually much better :3
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I'm at the point where 4chan mixes my memes with my porn to the point where sometimes I genuinely can't finish because I'm laughing too hard
Did you see this? Quintal gonna give him the bad dick.
I wish Emma was actually Yuzumori irl
implying I'm not
Don't suffer in silence :c
Crosby really gave that stick some head.
You can't be crying after eating that much poutine..
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my body is telling me to sleep but I HAVE VIDEO GAMES TO PLAY FUCK OFF
Yeah, he really went down on it
I start my new job tomorrow.
I am in a rather good mood!
Do you ever just want to break an egg over subtle's head and rub the goo and yolk into his hair
Wth I could've boiled that and dipped soldiers into it
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soldiers? some weird fucking name for some food in bongland
Wait that's weird?
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I've probably spent like 100+ dollars of food stamps on energy drinks over the course of time I've had it
yeah I have no fucking idea what you're talking about
Can I break an egg over your head and rub the goo and yolk into your hair?
that's the point. Then you start crying and we start kissing is how this fantasy usually goes for me.
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fuck off dice
like make toast and cut it into strips
oh, that actually doesn't sound that bad
how do brits feelk about american's leaving tea bags in their mugs while they drink?
I've had enough white goo in my hair for a lifetime
It would take more than that to make me cry, you know
Are you challenging me
Also you overshoot too huh? Happens to me all the time.
Just how many guys have you fucked...?
Kinda, though I don't doubt you could come up with something worse than that
Literally has never happened!
I already know that's a lie.
I don't know you that well so I'd probably only make you cry a little.
Also really? You must not shoot too hard. Poor Emma.
Shower time, byeeeeeeeeeeee
says this and then conveniently leaves
Why do I have to be the one crying?
Better than accidentally getting it in your face, at least for me ^^
Because you are such a sweet and lovely person that I get off on the idea of humiliating you a little.
Say anything comprehensible these days?
He's a mess.
Go to bed.
Ok I did.
I've seen the loco video...
Will soon, I don't wanna wake up at 5am
Impressed you actually made it this long.
Don't give people the wrong idea, god damn..
It sucks that it's true but I'm used to it
I'm just giving you more oppurtunities.
spelling is hard
Same here but 4-5pm becomes hard as fuck to pull through.
I've made enough jokes about it, I don't need your oppurtunity :3
I got some tea and went through half a pack of malted milk biscuits so it was all good
suck my cock later for me, ok?
Is that a yes?
If you want it to be