why is your waifu your waifu?
Why is your waifu your waifu?
watashi is sleepu iku zoing
arigatou ikt. have gud sleeps 2
Because she is #1
With a heart of gold deep down
Because we're dating.
Why is she yours as opposed to anyone else's?
Because other people has bad taste
Even the other people who love her and adore her and call her waifu, and buy her figures and merch?
SHARING IS CARING
I'm not the one violating your waifu with their eyes.
Fixating on figures of her as they... relieve themselves.
'cause she's psychic and her best friend is a ghost and i think that's pretty dang neat
How is BudLightSubs?
rip in peaces nyaa.se
maybe but also your face is spooky
You can probably just torrent from horriblesubs directly unless you need something niche
Rip in pieces Ikt
w u t
ill just sit here and cry
why so salty?
is that your waifu?
yes, you're my waifu
This month is gonna suck so badly
that's not me though. that's some porn girl.
Reminds me of the neighborhood I grew up in. So many white trash fights and kickings-out goin' on.
<3 for u
Hi, Mr Grim! ♥
I am thinking about buying a crockpot because cooking is effort
This suck is gonna month so badly
Man, id love an authentic tandoor. Or atleast a gas oven. Rip.
insert jew joke about ovens here
you don't need a tandoor to make tandoori stuff
for naans its all about the yeast
for meats its all about that final broil
oh yeah, i saw that one a couple of days ago. That one that got kicked out reminds me of jim carey in the that one movie where he got shot in the ass by an arrow.
Hai domo Emma dess
why don't you fucks post on /b/?
Mods are 10x more lenient
fuck off bebop
Why is she sweating?
hai domo Emma dess
fuck off beboop
what did he mean by this.
I'll even make a thread for you guys
hai domo Emma dess
Labour party member came to my house today asking for me, idk how they even got my name but I got the whole 'why you should vote for us' talk
konbanwa emma chan
151 image limit
Oilers, cup winners.
What's so bad about captcha
That's not cool.
almost as bad as a jehova calling out your name.
hai domo pettanko-chan dess
I press ▲
Got caught fapping.
Don't lewd the Sagiri
Not evening enough for you?
ii dess ka???
It was a pretty cute girl and she was passionate so I'm okay with it :3
There'll probably be a deadline extension but I'll get back to it
You got honeydicked.
there are tons of amazing and easy crockpot recipes. it's a great appliance to have!
ooh that explains not shutting the door.
reminds me of a pretty party for animals girl who showed up at a meeting.
suddenly everyone immensely cared about animals.
Evening is like, after dinner.
Yoroshii dess yo
You've been ignoring me enough because of it already.
Yee. As much as I love cooking and eating I want to be more productive so I kind of wanna shift my priorities
You can never know!
help me sleep emma
I get fucking tired of clicking on the boxes with road signs.
So chill out
4chan is for pussies
But it's May and warm
I would need to get help sleeping myself first.
It's good that you want to do that while still eating homemade meals rather than fast food garbage.
I wanna try this recipe!
what's up mugi
But it's not night yet.
how does it feel?
I'll come to Canada then. It's grey and cold here.
But Canada sucks, don't you listen to Jack?
I didn't sleep well last night.
the bitch will jump on my lap while im doing shit
Canada is great, Ooble tells me the milk is better
This... this is a thing.... 0.0
Because I didn't use a condom and I got stuck in a marriage with a dragon loli.
the cat is more important
Muh bagged milk
But Jack lives in Hungary, how can he talk about what sucks?
That was a surprisingly nice episode.
Me neither, so I'm gonna try sleeping now.
He also lives off of like $400 a month.
I didn't know particularly miserly monks could live off of that.
Go drink your milk from a bag.
Because of his superior Hungarian culture and he doesn't have to deal with the corruption because he gargles official cock.
Wtf it's not even late.
I was lying, I think bagged milk is weird.
So there's only corrupted unofficial cock in Canada?
Makes me feel a little bad for spending $600 on a bike.
i put her on my bed
Its just a worse way of storage.
i slept like 2 hours baka
No, but Canadians only elected Trudeau because he's hot. His liberal cuck ass is doing awful things to Canada like letting Muslims refuge here.
Sounds like EU lmao
I didn't know you felt that way :3
Hands off mikasa reeee
He's also against Keystone XL because he read one possible negative consequence and decided it was better to avoid the possibility and let Canada's economy die because of 9 years of Harper.
I mean tjeres always hange and sasha and that otjer girl... whats her name... eren.
forgot best girl
I mean, annie is still awesome too... or Historia? Or is it Ymir? Or Jean?
You got it
you forgot armin
Historia is the fucking worst character.
Well, there so many good characters
Pretty ridiculous really
You spelt "levi" wrong
There's a lot of best girls tho
Not entire EU you cucks
I can only think of one.
It's basically a harem
Have you read the manga?
Historia is the worst.
w-what are you gonna do on the bed??
only gonna keep getting worse and worse too.
Damn right it is
I got up to "warrior"
Needs more lolis
They're mostly best in my eyes depending on how much lewd there is.
Who would want to immigrate to Slovakia anyway
Oh, right, you've read it.
This is going down in historia
But I'm the only best girl
Hi im Renz.
And i'm not a fan of whats happening right now in the manga.
Just a meme. You're pretty alright, yeah.
Renz = sci
Hey I've been pulled over twice near border, cops checking for refugees.
And we have skiing and hockey and shit.
It's just people that make it ass but looking at what is going on in center and north is making me feel better and better about where I am.
They went a bit too far.
So guess who's unemployed and reemployed staring Wednesday.
just talking to Rasmus about other dotards u?
I like that art.
We'd have to consult Mordin on how bad it really is. I imagine it's isolated to a handful of areas rather than being wide spread.
It's not at all anything you notice here.
I'm sure you do
Its not the manga I signed up for anymore.
Yeah. Server thing wasn't working out so I got a job today at a factory.
Closer to my house and it's 4 days 10 hours.
Sounds great, LUCKEEEEEEEEEEEE
Song is GOOD
it's like 4chan for black people
Not much just sitting here, drinking tea, building up courage to ask subtle to play games with me and SD
Neru is the second best thing.
I saw someone post some silly sex brochure for refugees distributed in sweden and I assumed it was a crude joke, turned out it was legit.
It's not even so much about the actual sandies in the country but rather about the mindset of people and how the goverment approaches it.
Don't link me it.
the white people here are so lame smh
I keep reading it until its over and hope everything turns out for the best.
Then go find someone else to talk with.
sounds like subtle should visit the ticklemonster soon, i saw some poles and slovenians mountianclimbing earlier
Can they even save it at this point though?
They went pretty over the line, it's a dot in the horizon now.
Honestly? I don't think they can save it but I hope they prove me wrong.
It's like death note all over again.
My, that look scrumptious.
THIS WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER IF I HAD A WIFE LOL
Atleast the sugar papa status is continued
I'm not happy with the results.
I am be wife.
Fanfic is always an option.
you best haul your ass up here then.
I didn't see you here
Cupcake wasnt murder from my bullying
If only we could be so lucky.
Also I miss Cupcake sadface
I know right?
I don't even think it would be hard for a fanfic to do better.
Wow i can't believe cupcake got banned
Thinking about cupcakes ass reminds me of a large glazed ham.
I sure am hungry.
Go ahead and write one, you seem creative enough.
I'm not a writer.
Did you try
so I don't suck?
Grim, that's gay.
It's not gay if you just cook for me.
S U C C
I lack the ability to try.
lotsa dicks maybe
big lips are more of a turn off than on to be honest
well yeah, obvs
That's just a poor excuse.
I wear no pants.
that's easily remedied.
But I refuse.
shorts are fine
CUP DON'T IGNORE ME I AM LORD OF THIS DOMAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hey you in the black boots
Knee highs with the daisy dukes
You're just being lil' bitch
say something worth replying to?
You make one then if you're so smart !
Make them boys go woop woop.
no it's not
fairly easily. there's many tools available to assist in such an endeavor.
WAY TOO SHORT
I'm fresh out of that stuff dude.
I actually never had any
you need to see his ass hanging out though
well you get at least these two. admin privilege and all.
Grim can't have my ass.
Test already peed on it so it's his.
Why is this a neccessity
You're gonna cook with a sheet and 2 eyeholes LOL
Test already peed on it so it's his.
ring gag is the first thing that comes to mind.
Wow thread is shit
And a hole in the butt for easy access.
You should see what else he did.
isn't it always? nini
nah I already finished from the first thing.
Can i have a cookie.
It will make you hungry.
I mean I'm not like trying to aggravate you if that happened.
I must renew my stench
food makes me hungry.
not male butts.
you probably have a couple set by Holla Forums
"immediate fart exit here"
is that justin time?
Fap before sleep or nah
Anyone have that story Yog wrote where everyone were grills.
save it for the morning
Always yes, makes falling asleep easier.
Pee upon me.
Fart upon me.
He has all the time in the world.
oh lol no, not at all. don't worry.
nothing much, just watching a show and chilling after work. hbu?
keeps the mouth open with a hole for easy access.
I'm waiting then.
I need a JustinTime Trip.
when I rip ass, the land quakes and thunders.
time is running out
Kay, will do. Thanks. gn
Glad i asked nicely arent u
Thanx based imouto hu I require another though
You do yours while I do mine then we can show each other.
Someday I want to plug myself up and eat a bunch of gassy foods so I can blow a hole in my blanket one night.
He's living on borrowed time.
totes. who the heck are ya?
thats a good one
oh jesus imagine the smell
This wasn't part of the deal.
Shame the movie was horrid.
It is now.
Voic. Was going to have some cider my dad made but it's so damn bitter. Started watching Adventure Time and some Rakugo anime, but I have one more final tomorrow before summer starts.
that's never really been up for debate lol
but don't you love coffee? that shit is super bitter too and doesn't even get you drunk. mix it with regular apple juice. just a little should help a lot.
nice nice, good luck on the final. did you do well on the rest of them you think?
im renz of foolz who is this
good fart joke but its cute when tokai curses
cup of cake.
I'll do it
you post yours first though
Sometimes I worry that the middle class will become so in need of more money that strippers will be played by people in actual professions.
So your kids school teacher might also strip as a teacher on weekends.
She gives your kid a F.
You give her a D.
How do I know you won't just screw me over
don't make me think about such lewd things
I know who you really are
but you love that stuff.
it already says that in your name are u wasting my time
Thats just a risk you're gonna have to take.
I think we're all wasting our time here, sci. that's kinda the point of this place.
I don't have to anything.
Coffee is more pleasant than just a bitter sludge I promise !!!!
Fine I guess. All I care about is a B, I can't be bothered beyond that.
most of the board does Grim
I highly doubt this.
that's setting the bar higher than I would have. I'd have been happy with literally any passing grade.
it's not nice to lie
well point me to an exit i want out
I don't but I also don't care and am really an f-rank lurker.
kinda thought the perma ban would have been a pretty decent exit for ya.
you're an s rank in my kokoro
I thought Renz was that furry guy
Are you sure you can write a fanfic ?
perma ban for what
renz is sci
well he posts one of sci's images and has a typing profile that matches sci's and he has not denied being sci when addressed as sci so...
majority not liking you, obvs.
so you admit you're a pervert
since you declared you aren't a liar.
i thought it was boo tbh
you would have it with the furries wouldnt you
I mean I'm remembering some guy that went by Knives or something and had a shark furry avatar and made music and like I thought that was that guy
nope. this is very clearly sci. and there's very clearly a new thread. nice job, admin.
new thread when