Ban all Mormons

you should for situations just like that

In case you get into a battle with a spider?

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oh god someone bring out the dildo!

harry potter should have taken notes

Thats such a weird movie.

When I watched it when I was older, I realised how rubbish the animations were.

itis amazing I love the ones where it all ties together somehow

unlike birdman

I just love it because I got the kill on the widow because she literally jumped in front of my bullets then kill the orisa with the mech dropping in. I fucking died laughing when it happened.

It was also just strange.

Whats birdman?

Overwatch is a HIGH SKILL fps.

also I don't have the selfie highlight intro yet ;_;

Wasn't the spider in harry potter friendly? I don't quite remember.

So go pro.

It was like a nursery rhyme noire.

GO PRO HANZO

Oh shit really
Lets do the legendary

award bait

nooo

Go pro Sombra.

Or are you saying he was going to banish voldemort by taping a dildo to the TV?

Because hax are the only way Gilligan can be good.

Si.

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voldemort should've just cast fetus deletus on harrys mother when she was pregnant.

Why didn't he just kick her in the stomach?

voldemort fucked harry's mom?

we should yeah. let me know if you wanna do it sometime. I'm already playing with a group atm though. maybe we can get nezi to join like last time. I've got everything else done on this stupid event.

I think he wanted to. But I didn't read or watch any harry potter for like a decade so I wouldn't remember.

Harry was a year old by the time Voldemort even found him.

Why didn't he just run water in the bathtub and drown him?

snap was the one who wanted to

volxemort did naat

I would have laughed if I didn't already see the tumblr post with that spell.

Should've chucked him out a window or something.

There is a tumblr post?

Because avada kedavra is two words and it had worked a thousand times before. He didn't even consider it might backfire.

He could have killed Harry. But he fucked up. That's how narrative works. People make mistakes, especially villains.

O RLY

Nah fuck it

all villains are subject to the cliche leave the child to grow with anguish

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not anakin

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Tumblr asking the important questions.

what is this game anymore

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April 22, 2017

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(C77) [Fuantei (Furari, Kome Dorobou)] AVP2 Alice vs. Patchouli 2 (Touhou Project)[OtakuTalk.org]
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(成年コミック) [雑誌] ジューシー No.17 2017年3月号 [DL版]

What the fuck is this creepy shit
its like the daily degenerate paper thrown on the porch of animus

are you insinuating characters cant make mistakes

Isn't it a thing that Harry became the chosen one or whatever because Voldemort was so afraid of him becoming the chosen one or whatever?

The classic Greek tragedy.

?

oh alright

essentially. it could have been harry or nevil, both fit all the prophesy requirements, but harry was the one that voldemort went after, so he was the one who ended up the "chosen one"

but voldemort was doomed to fail no matter who he picked. it would have ended with the spell backfiring either way, both had super loving parents who would have died to save the kid.

What if he'd just decided "Get the frick out of here with this prophecy malarkey." and ignored them both?

Then there wouldn't have been a prophecy in the first place because fate is inescapable.

Or it would have just been worded differently.

Have you never seen Oedipus Rex?

N-no...
I don't really watch things...

isnt oedipus the thing where the dude fucks his mom

HE DIDNT MEAN TO OKAY?

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And kills his father.

Both of those happen before the play even begins.

then he would have been fine lol. that's the beauty of it. if he'd just been like "fuck this" and done nothing, he would have been in charge forever.

fuck that shit dude every other year its some bullshit specific ass history on hawaii that no one cares about

Then there wouldn't have been a prophecy.

"Oedipus complex" should be known to you sexual degenerates

If a prophecy in a story where fate is inescapable says "the chosen one will destroy you" your actions will inevitably lead into the chosen one destroying you no matter what. There is no "winning move by not playing" because it's a PROPHECY of what's GOING TO HAPPEN.

maybe you can change the meaning of destroy

very creative xD

I just tof ebushed but I don't want to sleeeeeeep.

Someone please slay me.

Note to self, frick all that "prophesy" and "fate" and "destiny" business.

I sleeped so much today 12 hours + 12 hours awooke + 10 hours sleep + here again

I only got to sleep at like 2 last night and woke up at 8 and it's midnight now aaaaaa

Yeah, that's acceptable. If a prophecy was made about me that says something's definitely going to happen I'd try to twist the meaning, too.

Of course in the case of something like Oedipus the meaning was very straightforward. He was fucked.

It a prophecy was made about me that said that something bad's definitely going to happen to me, I'd just frickin' ignore it and continue on as if I'd never found out about it.

HARDCORE

I assume you mean in a hypothetical world where magic is real and the future is possible to be read.

I guess no point in fighting it.

In any world it's not worth caring about.

Because either it's just bs that doesn't matter anyway, or it was genuinely read from the future and I can't avoid it anyway.

And if it's the latter then I'm probably the villain, and I'd much rather finish all I can and leave a legacy to pass on to my heirs anyway, like.

At that point, what you do doesn't matter because anything you do is predetermined to fulfill said "fate". Like in the end, it just goes "but you doing all of that avoiding/ignoring is what got you to the point where you ended up fulfilling the prophecy".

All roads lead to gran soren. They're weak to fire.

Th-that means "bull stuffing"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even I'm afraid to take you niggers seriously.

That's the best approach. Pray you live in a world of free will or where the future is simply impossible to know. And if it's not and it comes true, at least you kept occupied with other things.

Come on, Test.

Come on what?

I may just be being very prudent about the entire idea.

And face it, even if you do live in one of the world where it's malarkey, you're probably still going to die one day.

It's just generally better to build up your legacy, and have an heir.

A single heir so there's no feuding over who inherits the legacy afterwards.

The future is predictable, people are even more predictable.

I'm going to go lay down and try to sleep.

Nana maybe nana.

Chaos theory begs to differ.

I know it's a world of magic but not all of the prophesies come true. it still requires people to take the actions.

make ur own destiny

btw test, this is just my personal opinion on the subject. obviously yours is valid as well.

Goodbye.

In terms of Voldemort his prophecy doesn't even straight up say he's the one that's going to lose, so trying to destroy Harry in his infancy was actually wise. It says something like "they can't both live".

What prophesies don't come true?

jesus didnt come back

In Harry Potter you mong.

i know

That will remain theory. At least when it comes to people or economy.

my theory is more substantial than yours

?????????????

Well I'd raise Exemplar Theory against your Chaos Theory. Adding a bit of Occam's razor to this and life really becomes simple.
: ^)

You're just saying words.

Or just choose what to do with your life based on YOUR experience and then go with a solution which offers the same result with less effort.

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well it said something along those lines, but the point was he decided to end the life of the kid before it could be a problem, but in doing so it created the problem that he was trying to solve. obviously it's hocus pocus bullshit but it made for a pretty good series of books. you might be right though, if he hadn't done anything harry might have, on his own, become the ultimate wiz kid and taken him down anyway.

and I dunno, but there were literally hundreds of thousands at the hall of secrets or whatever it was called and I'm just assuming not all of them came true. I mean look at the teacher who gave the specific prophesy in question. she has only ever given two correct ones in her life, dumbledore says as much in book three I'm pretty sure.

We were talking about people and things being impossible to predict with total accuracy, and in the long run with almost any accuracy. The basic tenet of chaos theory. You said people and systems are easy to predict. I don't know how we started down this road of conversation.

Hello friends

Everything else she did was not a prophesy. It was reading tea leaves and the stars.

A real prophesy is when a seer goes in a trance and gets all mumbly and hard to understand. Like that time she grabbed Harry's arm.

Friends. Companions.

People are easy to predict. Short or long run. Things, I guess if you control the people around them are also easy. Most of them at least.
So, then again, I'd raise Exemplar Theory against your Chaos Theory.

Persons in the general mental vicinity

Exemplar doesn't negate chaos dude, it only really shows that people have a general standard to base things on

That standard differs between different people, hence chaos

Exemplar theory has nothing to do with chaos theory. They're not ideas that are at odds. They're not even related. One's a psychological theory and the other is math, physics, sociology. Occam's razor doesn't refute it either. It's just a life principle.

A man who can see even a day in advance will be rich for a thousand years. If people are so simple tell me what stock everyone will buy tomorrow. Don't make a guess, tell me with accuracy and certainty.

Beat you to it Chris

Thanks babe.

I gotchu fam. I always enjoyed philosophy, I can't abide that shitty defense

People are all fuckin' the same shit and if you can't adapt then you deserve to die
That was the moral of the bloody story twist and turn it however you like I don't give a shit

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Okay.

FUCK YOU ITS 7AM
I WAS TRYING TO SAY
LISTEN TO YERSELF AND PICK THE EASY ROAD
I CAN'T EVEN BRING UP A FEW EXAMPLES WITHOUT SMARTASS BERKLEY GITS STICKING THEIR CUM CRUSTED NOSE INTO IT

Go to bed, Jack.

You know that's actually a good idea
So I won't do it. Fuck off

Never change

Just got home from work and my old friend texted me out of the blue, we talked for a bit and he said he'd invite me out sometime to do something. Shit might be on the up and up. I hope so.

He's planning to steal one of your kidneys and then sell you into slavery.

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well now we're just splitting hairs. if you're saying that none of the genuine real honest to goodness one hundred percent magic prophesies can ever be wrong then I guess maybe. but I'm one of those people who believes fate isn't set in stone.

of course this is from a book series so it's a fantasy world so in the realm of the books I'll concede that you're probably right.

I hope not.

Probably not.

ok

I can't keep overexplaining this.

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I just said you are probably right you wingnut

also I haven't been reading your other walls because lol fuck that

NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

They are only tangentially related

ur a tangentially related

He got you there.

You caught me.

Harry Potter sucks.

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Sucks to suck.

theguardian.com/stage/2016/jun/05/harry-potter-jk--rowling-black-hermione

I was watching Bob Ross and I like that.

heaven forbid

but she is white on all the book covers

FASCISM

RACISM

BIGOTRY

IGNORANCE

PATRIARCHY

SUPREMACIST

NAZI

ANTISEMITIC

>"I can't stand all of those PC, socialist, left wing politics in casting a black woman in a play about magic that constantly proves that classists and elitists are just assholes discriminating against non-magic people.

if it was a movie or something I'd care. Don't really care about a stage play though.

Notice how Jack didn't post any of my posts in his post

I am eternal.

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If we are to be honest here I'm the other side of the same ass coin liberals stand at.
But fuck dammit, if universe won't strive for balance I will.

I fucked up.

I am completely centrist, focusing on pragmatism bereft of any group identity.

I confessed to mordin and she said yes !

Looks pretty disillusioned

Oh my. Ain't that a bloody fuckin' surprise

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I confessed to mordin and she said yes !

Go be creepy elsewhere.

we are not creepy

None of these things actually happened.

I'm ideologically slightly left, focusing on societal benefits while respecting personal freedoms and sense of self-determination. I also favor forced participation in something beneficial to society as a whole. But I favor politics that don't have too many unknowns and instability. Change is slow and generational and I believe in letting time allow people to accept policy.

What does that even mean
Like confessing is not a question
Why would they say yes
That doesn't make any sense

Jackson I heard you chug semen

she's begging me to do things to her, I'll be back later

I thought Desu killed himself.

"Hey I love you"
"Yes"

Help me understand this autism

Ribancok és kurvák

Do you actually want an explanation or are you okay?

go to bed creep.

Desu do you like Lil Uzi

WE ARE NOT CREEPY

I'm not okay

Akkor se tudnak értelmes választ adni akármire ha az életük múlna rajtuk.

Quit just mumbling Polish.

I think this dude is actually a Hungarian

Dont ignore me you whte piece of shit

I only said you!

Well if someone confesses it's usually followed by the other party either accepting or rejecting them.

I think he's casting some kind of dark curse or something.

top lel

I am not creepy...

You are literally the same goddamn guy as one of my pals I debate often with. Usually sober

Quit casting gypsy curses.

Creepy yucky cuck.

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Very rude

did not.

is not.

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Is to

That still makes no sense
There is no question, no prompt for a response.
Even if you were to accept/reject, it would probably be like
"I love you too"
"I don't feel the same about you"
A yea/nay answer doesn't make sense
Yes would imply you know their thoughts, no would imply they are lying
Neither makes sense
Why are people so bad at language

I kinda wanna ask you your opinion on something but not ask it in front of all these tripfags

ahhh doushioooo

answering yes to I love you totally makes sense

Oh well that's a shame.

Sometimes there is more to communication than what is said.

Not everything in language translates over exactly the same you autist.

Is it something that will make me think less of you?

The initial post was by an American so I assume the conversation was in English
If not then it might be a translation issue, but it would be incorrect to assume as such
And in English it most definitely does not make sense

Sértődik a kis homár

Doesn't everything he say make you think less of him?

Sometimes he lies and says he's changed and is being a good person.

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Not really

Why do you not feel comfortable talking about it then?

Wow fuck you mordin

Cause it's like you and your fantasy of getting tied up and getting fucked and cummed inside by multiple people

Like you dont want to talk about it in front of everyone but you still want to talk about it

I'm sorry.

So it's something sexual?

Yeah, in a way.

On a side note I bought a western bacon cheeseburger

does too

:3

Is it another "AAAYO FAM SHUD I FUQQ MY FRIENDS THICC CRUSH LMAO?"?

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Not really

Its more of an internal problem but judging from that response I shouldnt trust you with those sort of questions

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Whoa, is Soto being emotional rn?

oh my god holy shit

IM NOT EMOTIONAL

I JUST DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD EAT THIS BURGER FIRST OR FINSIH ALL MY BEER

Well I haven't talked about anything you've said in private on here, that thing was something you were asking everyone on here though.

What the fuck. Eat the fucking burger and chug the beer you big girl

how much beer?

eat the burger first because cold burgers or heated old burgers taste awful. You can just leave the beer in the fridge for tomorrow worst case scenario.

Drink the beer and purge the burger in purifying flames for the decadent bastard it is

Hardee's sucks.

What's up niggas?

Send nudes

btw just a randome question are your pubes blonde, dirty bonde, brown or straight up black?

ewwww but beer goes firdt

25 oz

Best Overwatch is Ana, either young or old, paired with McCree.

I don't use this unit.

That shit canon?

:3

Doesn't seem like it
Fuck you anyway

my as look like us

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I don't remember this faggot.

wizard of ounce

you forgot about me?

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No I remember you now
For some reason I love to abuse you drunk
Ya need to get on steam ASAP

Ana x McCree? There's no real "canon" pairings. I just like how Ana and McCree joke about it.

Who the fuck spawn Pharah anyway

The Banshee Chapter tho

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I kinda love this movie

who is booming

One of the sprays in Uprising shows Ana with her "husband" or at least Pharah's dad with young Pharah.
It's a generic Egyptian dude, not Morrison or Reyes.

youtube.com/watch?v=T-YJ6b5oPoI

Its from a Tingle game Vinny streamed.

Tg f2f xff

isit am ingame sound

Yes it is.

I think you would enjoy that game.

is it the one with pinker
I might

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God I love this movie

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yes and the old money people.

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im like hey yes hello this is me

yesting

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Someone should watch this movie with me

what movie

The Banshee Chapter

Happy Saint George's Day

Time to murder me some Scots.

no way is today st georges day thats my favorite saint

Posted in honor of St. George.

Just how many Bloody Saint days ya Britons got?

overwatch.gamepedia.com/McCree/Quotes
Hey, fuck you.
The Ana/Pharah and McCree exchanges are great.

4 patron saints;

England - SaintGeorge
Ireland - SaintPatrick
Wales - StDavid
Scotland - StAndrew

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I'm bored as shit. what do?

Watch putlocker.ac/watch-the-banshee-chapter-online-free-putlocker-2013.html

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;)

I'm currently watching this movie there tho

bitch I aint clicking that shit

Okay

Watch the Banshee Chapter elsewhere then

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says the ugly cunt

He doesn't have a rope sturdy enough to support his massive weight.

when you lie in bed and window blinds are slamming because of the wind and itis really triggering and having to get up to open them to make them slam less and having to go out of comfy bed all the way to window

good morning!

a pet chuuni

I don't know why I'm still up and typing shit.

What's up with you?

bout to head 4 lunch!

sleep well!

Why did Megumin call it an Excalibur but Aqua reacted like it was a Chunchunmaru?

Is Aqua a size queen sluthole?

She's a goddess, her expectations are bound to be out of proportion.

HAPPY ST.GEORGE DAY

As autistic as Megumin is, I'm pretty sure she'd call any dick huge because it's all she could hope for.

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I don't have my glasses so I can't enjoy incest but NBR anime :(

Lewd

I'm behind on my anime watching, tbh.

i need to watch this btw way

Make sure to get a lot of good caps

ikt help, i have to do code things

Oki ^^

I'll be too lazy tbh.

Help, I want to program an automatic transmission downshift without knowing all engine/transmission params!

Help, I want to model a work process for robotics automation without knowing the process!

read engine manuals or something idunno

i need to work out how to infinite loop in prolog without raping the stack :/

nice

Came to it multiple times so far tbh

Yay!

Lewd-tan.

's been years ago

while(true){}; :D

Pretty recent image. It's top tier

im thinking i need a timer that calls a predicate, whos first clause checks a flag, and fails if the running flag is true, but otherwise sets the running flag to true and then calls time_slice

mygc.com.au/north-korea-threatens-australia-nuclear-strike-sanctions-comments/

so is nk going to be leveled or what

shit, if i have a turn based system, how the fuck do i have the ball move at twice everyone elses speed and have agents still be able to intercept the ball?

I mean that character.

wat

triangles

I like this one.

I know, but most her stuff is tentacle stuff and I'm not too keen on that

You like most stuff with feet :3

if the ball is moving two squares every action, and the agents run in a turn based system, then the ball can move past them with them being unable to interact with it

wat

whoops, nvm
basically shits running on a timer with flags to prevent it from interrupting itself

I prefer human dicks too.

idk bruh

And pantyhose.

I'm sure you do!

Pervert.

I think my first gay fantasies were about tentacle monsters coming to earth and confusing me for a girl and slithering inside my asshole

After the fantasies about bieber looking boys in boxers I mean

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Instead of tentacles, I mean!

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