Colbert thread

Hahahhaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah

WHAT

AREN'T YOU DOIN

IN MAH SWAMP

I dont think they showed this commercial in Sweden

I used to see it so much as a kid

The video is just a joke about lil uzis shitty music

fkn savage

she was a believable portrayal of jlaw for sure

she got that shit on lock

"Hey do you wanna watch a movie and get dinner?"

How hard can it be

THAT'S SO FORWARD THOUGH

The ending was garbage.

and then they had the nerve to have larry fishbourne in to just die in 20 mins

nah fam

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He's just a nigger

Are you 12?

I thought you were better than this.

It would be mortifying. If she says yes, then where would I take Fish for dinner? Nothing will live up to the ravioli.

with hookup it's like, if I fuck up, no biggie.

I have borderline personality, you have to understand, I feel the need to be perfect in all social interaction or I will toil over any mistakes for months

"hey I really like you, would you be interested in hanging out and maybe going on a date?"

does that work?

sphagooter

This.

y me

pretty sure he played the one who directed keanu reeves in the the matrix trilogies

You are a peice of trash

Cipher?

cant really member

I mean, why are you posting worst girl... to placate darwin?

help

Just download it you cunt.

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le random

Kek where my spork

Presumably to a restaurant.

A U T I S M
U T I S M A
T I S M A U
I S M A U T
S M A U T I
M A U T I A

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i think they realized that lazy people had already created their version of the spork

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"hey, I really like you, would you be interested in hanging out or maybe going out on a date when you're not busy with finals?"

fuck I hoped that worked.

maybe I'll shoot a "sorry if I'm taking things too fast" at her

this next comment is for neziwi

Holy shit I hope I was never that horrible

Either that or not use it for the forseeable future

as nezi?

you were

is that a penis? it looks like there's some kind of bulge there

tp are you trying to tell us something?

Fuck you
There's no pics of my dick floating on the internet

no

oh i was not talking about you

I'm confused

maybe we should start over

cause i am confused kinda too

Megan Massacre though
Pretty sure she was in that one Wonder Years music video

oh right best song

If things go south, send her another message saying that it was just a joke.

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Yes
I was in response to

she is a fucking slut

ah man I forgot to shoot one of those, "have you ever been with a trans girl before?" messages to test the waters

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You know what, just go with what you know. I can't possibly make it any funnier.

that is fish

don't look at it's blogs

lmao
This is the shit I come here for.

@mordin

fuck off and die

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How's Teeps?

How's Dusty?

Arent all women?

CAME HERE?

FOR FISH SHIT FLINGING

WELL OK

Are you discord pinging me?

CHECK THIS

Hahhaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaah

no

Bull

I don't even know
Very apathetic
And you?

Shit flinging in general

Man, I've been chilling it out to this, like they released a great remix of Gorillaz's new songs.

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Woman*

yeah shit has been actually p calm since test took over

i make him mad about complaining about banners and shit for shits and giggles

i think he likes it cause he is a bottom

I am sorry to hear that, is life going anywhere at all Dusty?

How's you?

Stop

Lol so mad about banners

I opened up the ponythread and the first thing I read was "I never thought I'd die alone."

holy shit

I laughed the loudest
Who'd have known?

Link

That logic is great

Doing the college thing so probably kinda

...

Oh, I thought you were at least like University thing.

pre good, tryna decide if I like this new show I'm watching, what're you up to?

alright so

it's not fair

there are like 30 other shit banners

How do I beat Zerg when my framerate goes down the shitter as soon as mass zerglings start appearing?

What'cha watching?
Just drinking some white rum and listening to chill beats.

ponychan.net/oat/res/2896181 50.html#41836196

i'm actually about ready to give up on my banner crusade

i have caused test way too much stress

No. Keep going.

Lmaoboi

You're welcome.

i donno man like he shit talks me when i'm not around

i like the kid

i never wanted to rattle him that much

No. Rattle him.

It's an undergrad only college, but really good. I'll probably do grad after.

Buy a real computer
Early mothership core/adept/oracle harass is very annoying. Watch for ling drops. Immortal timing is brutal. If they go muta/ling/bling then going phoenix and zealots will win. Stalkers get fucking rekt by mutalingbling though, just abandon them. Also if you're good with disrupters they'll just destroy everything.

I am playing Terran, though.

The real computer part seems sensible.

That's pretty good, any university plans?
Mine failed on the first try, so kind of on 2nd try and I've got a few jobs waiting on the line in case that doesn't work.

it apparently does not take much effourt to rattle test

he is more obsessive over the board than beepop was

hmm better call Saul, it's a spin off of breaking bad

and sounds fun, beats and drum and bass is great drinking music

while I'm waiting for the response from her I got hit up for a three way with a girl and her husband

that's the tranny life for ya

oh SD check

see if test had any concept of quality he would ban fish

but test wants to fuck fish

Wow fish is a morbidly obese slut

Oh
For Terran stim/split and shit. Mech sucks. Don't let them get a surround. Drops everywhere. If they go infestors make ghosts. Turrets wreck mutas.

Not yet, but I'll figure it out eventually. Engineering and all that so I think I'll be set at some point.

yo tho

Wow kendrick lashit

i repeat

if fish lived 5 min away i would chill with it

oh boy. another threesome.

oh well, another day, another three way

gonna laugh my fucking ass off if it's another cuckening. got two under my belt, LETS MAKE IT A HAT TRICK

kill it with fire

think I'm gonna finish up dailys in blade and soul then head out for a bike ride while I wait for them to reset.

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What a cool story

kendrick is going to be so fucking rich

Lol

for my brit emo pop punk bros

Is it alright for me to come out ?

I would rather die.

Ay lmao

Fish is my girlfriend.

fish

i want you

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hopefully this time there aren't any old guys

Stop this meme

sure like we all knew you were pretty gay from you stalking history on ponychan

Sometimes I blank post and just hope fish notices me. . . .

Stalking ?

it was a cucking so it didn't even matter

also they got me high as FUCK

how many people have you dated on ponychan

it's more than a handful folks

3

lol, that's weird

the threesome girl, not the girl I want on a date

dude fish didn;t your foot ky?

nani the what?

keikaku doori

shit's sad

still cringey af

and they got you high, wow, so worth it

I dunno, you shouldn't brag so hard about this stuff, it's not impressive

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Orewa the jeck ?

the dude who footjobed you

rip

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how so

this is me being coherant

Fish is a disgusting trash dump

I wish Fish was my sexy little indonesian orangutan lover.

what do they look like?

i stick with my earlier statement that if fish lived 5 minutes away

i would maybe chill

TP is a god
this fish person needs to be burned

TP would smash Fish.

whoa calm down bro

Fish is my one true love.

Haven't watched better call saul yet, but I've heard that it's pretty good.
D'n'B?
youtube.com/watch?v=N1e9GagrTN0

That's pretty chill, where you find?

tbh fish is really fucking crazy

i would never

it would be like raping a retarted person

I thought you vinny

Oh right, shes gonna smash you.

It was a jape !

I don't actually like fish

on the radio

Neat-o, just on the way to work or?

girl who footjobbed me is probably living with the same guy and probably has her daughter now since she got pregnant in june

You provide quality entertainment all the time
That is what I'm here for
Other people need to have drama to provide entertainment

Must suck to not be a real girl

\>>1732682
you think?

i would probably not say no

as long as he covered his entire body with saran wrap

Boi you better calm down

I will slap you up

You have no idea. . . .

can you please tell test and the other cuckpolice this

Why?

lu

Test and other cuckpolice teeps is great
no ban pls

Never forget the abuse

ser

luser

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thanks

jewssss

What is a luser even?

test is like too beardy and discord to hear it tho

What if you find out that you're like 30% jewish one day ?

10 minute ban
on noes

test is a jew?

can't say that i am surprised

shameful

I have never banned TP

What are you on

Speaking of Jews, send me the money already.

loser but with a u for umbrella.

the way he tries to control to the point people cant fucking breathe

Why don't you go suck darwin cock some more?
Ir are you too old now

He never should have deleted the banner

but you did get rid of my shit out of plain spite

will you like jews then ?

lol i was ready to give up too

Poor Test

You can't just spell things like you want
Like calling you a slot would make no sense!

No I did it out of it being an ugly banner.

Fuck off and stop whining.

Never give up.

I just did what I was told

I'm still under 20

Too old

I could call you a dumb cant and you'd know what I meant.

It was a shit banner
Not gonna lie

i wasn't doing shit

if you go through the thread

i was trying to apologize to your dumb ass

I mean goggles is too old now too
Don't sweat it

well now youre whining

No clue, English is not my native language. Sorry!

no

See

This is you doing shit.

I could not do anything all day,I not post for a week, and you'd still bitch.

Oh you're one of those degenerates..

sorry moogs :3

don't hate yourself.

lol wow dude

I literally ctrl-f'd your name and pressed up and every single one was about me.

I didn't even have to skip one.

nigga like linked all my posts

good job dude

no u

Iam not jewish enough to be jewish

oh for sure i made you post

cause you;re a lush

Me too, so don't hate me.

kai

Cash in those (You)'s

test in actuality when you would like to accept my apology and not listen to your discord cult

i am here bro

Thank you sempai.

So apologize.

Do NOT apologize. He removed the banner OUT OF SPITE.

he's so riled lol

How about you stop being a genital wart, like for once dude

Someone give me the quick n dirty on the discord cabal

was it a jewish propaganda banner

youare welcome oniichan

There is a Discord conspiracy against Phil.

i did already

but i am sorry

my banner is not quire up to par and i understand why you baleeted it now

quite*

Worse. It was TP's banner.

:O O O O O O

Wow, what a BITCH!

One job

yes

my trash banner is still therer

Accepted.

Good night.

hey man test keeps whining about me

i just want it to stop

Christopher removed it because he HATES TP.

But that is the only good thing in the thread.

thanks your highness

nee

how good was my chris larson beef though

i can't stay mad at that retard though

Why not?

I'm only 21 so I just assume you're older than me.

it took a lot for me to lay into chris larson cause i like him

if i didn't like him i would have kept my shtick going longer

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Weak.

hi

bi

Who even is Chris Larson

my master

Is ban a pretty girl?

NEZI

HI

TEST

i don't see you doing shit

...

PROBABLY

I did enough of this shit for years.

Lol ur weak as shit

I already cucked him. What else do you want?

oniichan

Is it part of the job as mod to call him master?

Pretty cute, she just cammed for me

Oh! Ooooh! Chris. Right.

i make it a requirement

Yes. Her.

just because you got neru to speak a language resembling english

doesn't mean you did shit

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YOU SHOULD KNOW !

Wow

I lose track of the days

honestly though

classic dar was when he was hard dating milky and spamming HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

at fools

It starts with an A dumbass

It starts with one thing

a dumb ass

Do you do him other services too?

Surely you must mean with?

He did get softer and less decisive who he speaks with
I think it is for the better.

Remember when darwin dated goggles
Poor goggles was never the same

Doesn't that worry you ?

maybe his mom died or something

I DON'T KNOW WHY

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY

Yare yare daze

yes but then I pastry and resign to not knowing

KEEP THAT IN MIND

calm down dude

wouldnt you like to know

ALL I KNOW

TIME IS A VALUABLE THING

why are you guys privately caps chatting

pretty sure you have discord for this

Who hasn't darwin molested?

...

IN THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND

One day you're gonna wake up and be like 60.

this is where colbert tries to seem edgy

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTERRRRRRR

rude

Weren't you supposed to be edgy

My theory is that it is when he started playing League

English for me, please!

Not sure, would I?

I am glad we did this

probably not

hmm?

i miss the days when neither colbert NOR darwin plated LoL

It is just a JoJo reference.

Wait. What is when I started playing League?

Me too.

after colbs started league

One day you're gonna wake up and be 16*

forgive me

Inmean j remember when colbert wasnt an effeminate homosexual

fucking finally

j remebjeer ween toi

april 22nd

literally any day inbetween now and june 22nd my disability will come

Same.

How often do you do these services?

I am glad that I got to show him my Mejai/Blade of the Occult Soraka games.

I don't know what JoJo is either!

Might have been at another time but I recall that's when you started being less selective on who you spoke with. Toned down, sorta.

Fish face a disability
Poor cunt

and bullying me

up to him

Moogs you gonna lemme commission

neru the only reason you don't get bullied more is that you are dating darwin

Some shonen shit.

If anything, I have been talking to less people, though. It is more that I do not read most posts.

WHAT?

what do you want

He is too old though

Since when?

jojo was so based

neru?

how old is he?

or was it me who bullied you

neru remember when you hated darwing and now you cyber his dick

Naturally

It is not any conclusion at all, just an observation

I was thinking an Asuka, commie style.
Dank as detail. Id go 40$ for epin style
It would begin in two weeks though, i get oaid then and thus have more disposable income to slosh around.
Plus, theres no rush really.
I imagine you are rather busy with the deum and bass stuff

800 per month and lawyers take 25%

600 a month

applied in august

August-> April
9x600 = 5400

latest is june
11x600 = 6600

getting between 5400 and 6600

blowing 2k on making a computer and moving into my own place and getting myself stable again like a responsible adult

rest of it is going towards paying off my mom's credit cards as a way of paying her back for having me for almost a whole year

I imagine mid40s

dude did you get raped or something

no?

i am a loyal servent

40 sounds about right. ill bother you then for it. need to work on georgies next anyway

We were both guilty, but I might have been worse.

Oh, I see. Yes, I only mellowed out somewhat because of not reading, then.

why are you blogging this

Yea just shout when you are free. Over burden isnt swag

it's kinda cute how neither darwin nor neru will admit that they date

I do it just to trigger people

personally I can't wait until I get into schooling to become a physicians assistant

Don't do it

Keeper of the peace and sexual favors

I am kinda the same, only look at the 10 most recent posts to see who is in thread and decide whether or not it is worth posting

realistically though

will this ever happen

yes, I'm already bored out of my mind and I just can't right now since I don't have any income or transportation

anyways I gotta go bike off the mountains of lard hanging from me

k

anyway hows your sex life

Like my grandmother
DEAD

TP just think of my sweaty stinky pantsu after sweating for over an hour straight

darwins is pretty much you i think

links are things

i would rather not

post butt

Stop this madness

hey man sometimes you have to /r/ a fish butt

no regrets

butt

...

...

that's probably the most flattering butt pic I could ever take, you're welcome

she's working up that trap butt

i can smell it from here

...

side effect of sitting on your ass all day is the ass was fat

the funniest part is how he thinks he is fem enough to wear frill

it's a regular long sweatshirt

It is never worth it.

Hi, doggy.

STOP

nevermind I'm fucking retarded

what, not like anyone else sees my pantsu on the regs

Jesus Christ, TP is criticising fashion choices.

...

...

Nonsense, here you are talking with me, right?

chirbir hi

...

We could both be doing better things, having REAL lives.

man I wish I had some earbuds so I could listen to music, all I've got are these things and they'd fall off in an instant on a bike

acknowledgement, I'm moving up in this world from generic insults.

I'm surprised I'm not getting as much
from that pic

what are generic insults?

like retard and fag?

Dude I have had Sony MDR-XD200's for over a decade; they just don't die.

trips ^

I am happily procrastinating my exams right now.

impressive

I vommited

Oh, I mean just being me I draw attention and hate, I'm not used to being greeted nonconfrontationally.

just Chiri things

man how casually she goes into this is fucking wild

I should be sleeping, but here we find ourselves.

a lot of people hated you

you were like the sci for a time

I love Emily Haines man.

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I mean.

EmilyHaines❤️

Of course people would hate me.
I made them hate me.

Plus, they were all jealous they weren't born with my genes and that I was vastly superior physically and intellectually, and that they had to come to the realization that they were all shitwads attempting to troll a troll.

Why aren't you?
Have a cup of coffee instead.

be nice to chiri

he admitted his thing and just doesn't care

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Darwin why are you ALWAYS up at 2am ?

GSL Code S is distracting me.

I do not want to leave the comfort of my chair and prepare it.

What else am I going to do?

NO

scoots you are a stinky jew

come on dude let's be real here

all your teeth point in different dierections

I'm still open to cyber tbh, if anyone here is a good actor and can pretend to be a girl for me.

Preferrably asian. And you have to talk to me in your native tongue with a bad english accent.
I want this to be as authentic as possible.

sleep

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH

*paws at ur thigh u moan*

darwin should i smoke a bowl or lurk you being a perv at 2am

Oh who is playing?

stinkee jew. go eat a 6 gorillian, ugly

MAD. AS. ALL. HELL.

No, no. I had straight teeth.

I just let them decay what with the years of rampant alcoholism and neglect; I never needed braces or anything, but my canines were always a little large, I have fangs and rotting incisors which make my teeth appear very fucked up, but it's not Shane McGowan bad yet.

How do I BDO
The UI is fucking crazy and I have no idea what I'm doing

cuppers have you been here the whole night?

jews aren't allowed to be mad. this is fact.

nah I'm not around here much lately. been busy playing a ton of games and stuff. just got here with my first post lol. sup tp?

But that is boring.

Ryun vs Dear. Ryung just proxy Ghost rushed like a cunt.

Yu fairu, wai no try to be mor rearu, yu noh offentic.

Black Desert ?

git gud

no i just let them decay what with the years of rampant alcoholism and neglect;

yours are next level snaggle

That's a thing? That sounds like fun.

effort isn't worth the effort

;-; i am allowed to pretend

not much

pretty tired tbh

probably gonna smoke a few more bongs and finish this 40 and maybe make fun of a few more posters

Never mind then.

I am sure it will be now. He keeps doing weird stuff.

lol want a guild invite?
I can coach the shit out of you

THE TP ROAST TEEPEE

I tend to go sleep when I am on the verge of collapsing. It will be fine.

not that either. I read it in ur jew bible

you are so gangsta

I'm gonna go to bed, but I'll hop on and grab it I guess
I just started today and spent like half my time in the character creators

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

If you say so.

I found this hentai you're posting.

It is NOT hentai.

dude it's like 4am

i have no juice

after wrtiing that i was like you're going to do what now?

nice.

well, I'm online, and my guild caters to lone wolves and newbies, so if you want we could hook up sometime and I could get you started.

THERE IS A NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD WHEN ?

:thinking: