Allahu ackbar Edition of a Scootalooo™ Thread

Yeah, probably.

Those crazy Dutch people.

Hi Dardar, wanna cuddle?

Ooh, Nigger tacos!

I wanna cuddle.

what kinda tragic world do we live in. its only a matter of time before this spreads into acceptance elsewhere.

I always lose it at the "Ayy lmao" part for some dumb reason.

Are you done all your chores and homework?

Hopefully it hits Hawaii first and they give you the death penalty.

I have a vacation now!

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Don't you have summer homework?

In public?

im not a japanese school loli

Is something wrong with that?

Why even live?

I will be relentlessly bullied for displaying affection.

that would be quite convenient

So what?

It would lead to my inevitable, heartbreaking suicide, like in my teen dramas.

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same

stream it

Internet too trash.

The real suffering is in American ISPs.

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Anyway I'm back from host training.

Why do you watch teen dramas? You're 33...

I'm pussy?

When's the next yuzu?

次回更新日: 2017/05/15

Because I need my dose of characters repeatedly telling each other their names.

Did you watch the new episode of PLL on Tuesday?

I was busy not doing that.

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To properly savor the drama, the high emotions, the artfulness of the proceedings, I would need to wait for the season to be over... and then not watch it.

What about Riverdale?

That probably aired last night.

In mei?! duurt lang

I wish I could make it go faster

No. Was it good?

It took the week off apparently.

There has been like, one good episode.

Hey, that is more good episodes than what most CW shows get.

That's true. But for some reason I still watch a ton of them.

Do you know any CW writers?

I do not know anyone. I never leave my house.

:3

:3

Never?

Feku ^

Sometimes, I run outside to retrieve Amazon packages. The experience is ineffably terrifying.

They leave the Amazon Prime packages in our door so I don't have to even get exposure to the outside.

What cute other stuff is there to get?

Mitsuboshi Colors!

How often do you guys order stuff on Amazon?

Look at these moeblobs.

Only like, twice a month.

Sacchan a best

I'm too lazy to read, when's this gonna get an anime? :3

Soon™

mitsuboshi-anime.com/

tfw you are the onii-chan

hii

tfw you are the imouto

Naisu

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Dawn of war 3 open beta here I cum

holy shit yes

has anyone here ever tried eating noodles when they have swollen tonsils?

it's shit

I doubt you've even played it.

You didn't know?

I don't follow these moe things! You're my moemanager.

Moenager

so?

Then you don't know.

Moe alert: Lewds

Moe Howard

I know you play shit games

Lewds is moe?

Nigga you don't even know

Well I do play you all the time.

Nevermind, he said a bad word.

Moe alert: Emma

I meant uhh..
Baka you don't even know~!

Moe girls don't say bad words!

I saw one say dick the other day

since when?

The 8th of this month.

dikkie dik

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What a terrible font. That doesn't look like anime at all.

u dont look anime at all ://///

i don't remember that

Can't all be living the asn reality of being irl anime ;_;

turns out noodles arent too bad with swollen tonsils

ufonts.com/fonts/cc-wild-words-roman.html

is this what you use to translate porn books

ya

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It couldn't make a tilde :/

That's some blurry ass font

Just copy pasted it as a picture lmao

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I'll put more effort into the swearing moe next time, promise.

Well, this place seems intriguing, doesn't it?

Fuck off eva

No swearing is bad, stop.

Hi, no you're mistaken.

You first.

Oh, but it's so interesting, though!
Avatar/namefagging on a chan? You're like trannies in Bangladesh or something.

Fine I'll behave.

Good boy.

Incredibly common?

More like, if you left the comfort of your own home, you'd be slaughtered.

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I can be.

It's just a bad meme.

So is namefagging on a chan, let's not mince words here.

user forgets he is not on Holla Forums

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She looks like that girl from tenth grade that once got me a burger because I bought her Chocolate Oreos when I was in Britain, except on a lot more cocaine.

Stfu loco

donuts are demons

I have seen you tell at least ten people to shut the fuck up. I thought this was supposed to be a no bully zone.

But at least they're not Onis.

At least we can get tan. That's 50/50 of that.

100%ing games is a pain in the ass.

So don't do it.

you're right about the cocaine but the other stuff makes me think you're a fatty

...so don't do it.

What this fucker said.

I never ate any of the Oreos, I just copied homework off of her and wanted to thank her, so I promised her Oreos next year. She then randomly got me a burger one day. She was cute, but not my type.

No. I have to stick with it so I don't buy games willy nilly.
Also I really want the Ultima weapon and shit.

Going to just start filtering Canadian anons.

I ORDERED A FEAST OF CHINESE FOOD

THE WANTON HUNGER BEGINS

It's like Murder and Kroni had a baby

I can just switch VPNs, you know, since I wanna bother you especially~

They are both dudes.
I want to see how they would make a baby.

que

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oh it's eva

so i was right about them being a fatty

It's always that shitty ice block that produces the worst ones.

This sounds like a great way to turn something fun into a chore.

translators note: oni means demon

I'm not quite that impressively delusional.

Hey, babe.

It's usually just Eva and they just get bitchy if they don't get a reply like the other day. No real reason to respond anymore.

And I feel gratification in it. I just missed a lot of shit on my way through and have to back track. Mostly just picking up a few chests and fights.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJA

MODS

They cant save you

Kill yourself.

Welp time to kill myself then.

see
I'm working on it, I swear.

Another one bites the dust

burp

Hey you.

Yeah, kill yourself and shit.

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That's the seventh time you've told me to kill myself.
Yes, I did count.

Will do.

It has to be Eva.
It's obviously retarded.

Man why is Emma the only good Canadian poster?

Not you, Mandy.
I like you.

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Wish is maybe a 4/10 for me.

I guess at least you're not user.

Anymore.

xD nice meme right?

Probably because Canada is a shit place.
Damn good VPN though. No drop in internet speed.

I need a new name Chris-kun

3/10.

How about "Wish"

Annabelle would work

Yeah, Canada is pretty nice for internet as long as you don't care about random latency spikes.

speedtest.net/result/6237414522.png

I don't like that name anymore

Lol Anonbelle
What a faggot

Or ClitoralFungus

You look fat when you cry.

Do i look fat with a cheesestick in my ass?

Amy... Marylin... Sasha... Jessica...
Hmm...
Vivian? >she's best waifu in Paper Mario TTYD.

Better than looking fat all the time

"Generic anime girl loli-chan"

Not any fatter than normally.

*You look fatter when you cry.

Thats taken

Better than fucking a dog

You mean Ms. Mowz?

Rad, thanks.

I keep reserved at least 42 names and last names, for various legal reasons.

Get the fuck out.

You look like a dog.

this

Radical.

tering dat is snel

Nymph is also a pretty solid Canada poster.

hasnt it always been illegal

Solidly shit canada

Nymph is eh.

oh it was just recently rules like that for dutch courts

ya no

nimf is probably top 3 canada

if you dont plan to simulrelease multiple subs then fuck you

language is free and fansubbers work for free

Calm down, no need to get excited.

This.

You're the best

If I switched my VPN to US would that get you people to talk shit about all the American users? Because this is gold.

Traps are best girls, get the fuck out of here.

Damn, that's fast.

I never really cared for them.
Not many posters from Canada or other countries I really care to interact with.

ill distribute your .ass file.

but in all seriousness I do remember reading an article about fansubbing being illegal in the USA. Probable because of The Berne Convention, international copyright treaty, states that its signatories—including Japan—grant authors exclusive right to translation.

I can't fucking spell today someone just fucking kill me

i like wish, she has breasts

They remind me of my mother.

Didn't that one guy try?

I've been stalked but nobody actually tried to kill me

unless you count being robbed at gunpoint

Pot calling the kettle black etc

Yeah. Rip.

Grim didn't reply.

Sads.

No, I mean someone from this board.

I bet the Canadian is Bebop.

No, Bebop's chilling on /lewd/.

Someone legit ordered a hit on scoots via the darknet iirc

they were looking for info on here :x

you think someone is eh just because you never really got to interact with them is why I didn't reply

oh my god

it's probably that other guy that no one will ever give a shit about no matter how many times they mention their vpn

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But aren't VPN's cool?

Damn, you're fast.

That sounds incredibly stupid tbh.

wow thank

I miss him :'(

I have interacted with them and I've also seen how they interact here.

Good assumption though.

I like the idea of loco killing themselves because then atleast i wont have to look at a retard

hey scoots don't jews cover all the mirrors in the house when someone dies

Oh yeah lol
THE HIT
man, that shit is twisted
I mean I sort of have it coming

That's what they all say.

Thought you played OSU! with him?

Hopefully Bebop stays fucked off over at lewds now that he's not really liked here.

I wish you'd cover your mirrors
In brains
When you shoot yourself

If I was a fansubber I'd fansub 2x as hard just to spite those greedy motherfuckers.

oh
I'm sorry I misread

wait
this is going over my head but how is this a jab at him

Oh yeah sorry that was me.

Who IS liked here, let's be honest?
When half the board threatens to leave over someone other than them being made a mod, I don't really think anyone here actually likes anyone.

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The Dawn of War open beta is fun

someone play it with me

damn
thats really good

I didn't know you were gay, tje way your sucking locos dick is madness

It's whatever.
They just never clicked with me so after a brief period of interacting I just never tried for more.

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you have to admit it was pretty subtle

what makes squashie kun's kokoro go doki-doki?
I wonder

It's different for each person.

I mean, it's true though.

osu!*

He hasn't signed on in 23 days.

Become one.

play with me

Not really
Its only subtle for American because american dumdum

wave

What though ?

Got discord open, or nah?

teach me moon-speak and moonrunes.

Also do you want to watch e2 of love tyrant w/me?

how about an animus poster you just met

not only does he subtly turn your insult on you but he does so with stuff that's actually true

speaking of which, how many people on here do you think know the ACTUAL truth about you?

General disinterest until given reason to care.

I cannot confess to that illegality

Hm? Man no one really knows... this is a well thought out persona

You're going to get arrested at this rate you criminal.

scoots the tulpa
lol

so basically things that you share interests with then?

Oh!

The way he said camera was the best part of that webm
Music wasn't half bad either tho

Stop
If you do tjis then i will disap-

but prison is no place for me

How can you do this to me?

Well, no.
More that they actually are new, not a fake persona, and can hold a relatively decent conversation.

dount stal

Who even is this?

Stop breaking the law then!

bois

What kind of game is it?

I'll do what I want

Loco
We all know you don't go to school
Because youve got a pigshit brain

some ancient memer.
I don't know her name.

Everyone here is fake until proven innocent tho lol

rip scoots

rts with moba heros like warcraft

I will fuck you up.

Its okay
Ive been dead all along

Hello Kitty Online

-a i u e o
-あいうえお
kかきくけこ
sさしすせそ
tたちつてと
nなにぬねの
hはひふへほ
mまみむめも
rらりるれろ
yや - ゆ - よ
wわ - - - を
ん = n

There now you are fluent.
Stream it

sue

How can this happen to me?

Is that a real game ?

That's why I don't deal with them.

How long is the beta?

Yes, hellokittyonline.com/

It's my sisters birthday and she was sad cause her bf wasn't able to see her today since he lives like an hour away but he's coming over on Sunday.

Like, I felt bad seeing her be all depressed on her 18th birthday and wanted to tell her to stop caring about that faggot and to care more about herself but I feel like that would just make her feel worse lol

So I took her out to eat and bought her some shoes she's gonna take to prom.
She's happy now but fuck me those shoes were expensive
Now I have to drink Rolling Rock instead of Guinness
Worth it tbh tho cause she's all happy now
Maybe she was just after my money

At least Im finally getting my Phone in a few days

pm me somewhere

I can't learn that fast

mmm

what a nice brother she has

No

Hm?

Goodd on you dude

Yuzumori will finish before you get a phone.

I don't use anything

Him?

until the 24th

Is this like club penguin ?

awful

how the fuck do you stay in touch with people out of thread

She uses Line?????

There's more to do, but yeah.

I don't really.

This is the mistake everyone makes.

Also LINE

what if I'm the law

uwot didnt u say u gave her money for shoes yesterday

Hi Dardar, do you like my new name?

I don't want to be a cat.

Who?

She has a ton of terrible porn, wow.

OH SHIT
SOTO CALLED OUT

EXPOSED

Not really.

what the hell...

well fine, I'm p sure you can use discord without registering, want to do that then?

some people come here to make legit friends
its a horrible idea but it works sometimes

But I fought the law.

It is an enchanting, old ruin.

Good*

Owo

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WTF

You'd make a cute cat.

Me.

You can't stream?

I can't fight very well so that's unfair

do you guys ever get like when the skin between your toes starts peeling off a little and bleeding

I mean she does put up with my weeb shit and drinking

Like she even cleans my comp desk and keyboard/mouse
It's pretty fucking great
Though she constantly asks me for a couple of bucks to go out to eat with her friends
I can never say no and she knows that too

Like she was gonna go to sleep at like 2:30pm when I got home from work and I was like "nigga what are you doing? It's your birthday"

I didnt know where to take a 18 year old since they cant drink or smoke tobacco in the state of California so we went out for Poké then to the mall

More like that one nigga will finish translating Yuzumori before I get a phone lol

u wot m8
I gave her money but it wasnt for shoes

But the law one though????

p l a g u e

lol shes sucking you dry and not even sexually

I would rather be a dog.

It seems desperately self-aware, like that is meant to be humorous while it is just dumb.

This is alright, yeah.

You're nice.

What, is she some degen?

Never mind. I just saw where you got it from, and I retract my previous statement. I think it is hilarious.

BAN HIM TEST

I'd prefer to stream it with just you

sounds like fungus

dawwwwwwwwwwww

Stop posting my nudes !

What should I use instead?
O-Oh.. thanks...

He still hasn't done the new chapter zzz

But you are a dog already.

Nuh-uh prove it!

OMG STOP TRYING TO FLIRT WITH ME

don't pull this white girl meme shit with me lmfao

I won't become a catdog

BDO has the worst UI and tutorial I've ever encountered
Holy shit this is a mess for new players

I wasn't expecting her to do it.

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I know, it kinda sucks but hey it's her bday
Hopefully she buys me my favorite beer for my birthday

She looked like she was crying or had just smoked some weed cause her eyes were red and swollen and she seemed kinda sad so I guess she was just sleeping her problems away

So we pretty much share rooms but its a huge ass one so it isn't too bad.
I got super drunk once and was like
"Hey Zom, you should totally hook me up with one of your Korean friends, like I'll pay you if you hook us up like you know be a total wingman or whatever"

She told me she wasnt going to pimp her friends out to me

She also asked me why I wanted to get with them, was it cause they were Korean or was it cause they were 17/18?

I was like uhhhhhhhhhhhh...Korean

What a fucking nigger
Might aswell upload the shit you tl and make a name somewhere along the lines of [2fast4usubs]

I can't stop fucking laughing

This shit is spot on though

jfc lol

I would never be able to share a room with my sis

she's got my huge room in my parents house tho, it's got 2x the sq footage so she's a happy camper

When will Spongebob memes stop being amazing/

the fucking samus one LOL

They were never good.

Only if you keep them coming elsewhere.

You have impeccable taste in avatars, for example!

Kinda a bitch of a boyfriend if he won't even drive an hour tbh

doing nothing all day
and still tired

go outside

Sorry onii-chan

Why the heck not?

I finally watched SukaSuka, I can understand why you like Pannibal.

I upload it to imgur, you do it :^)

I just download Line stickers tbh

Same

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there's multiple

lets neet

and be best degens

it looks comfye

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its aiite
was thinking about streaming terminator 2 for everyone soon

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Join my scanlation group

Why Terminator 2?

Was mostly referring to previous avatars. I liked the catgirl sticker better.

I've never seen an actual daki
Like, you know those pictures of people bringing them outside?

is it ok if i dont know japanese?

I'm at work from 6am to 2:30pm and Im on the computer most of the time so I never bother her

During the weekend Im never home since Im in Riverside with my friends and come back Sun Night

We talk alot though, well its more gossiping lol
Its pretty cool

The Toon Link one got me pretty hard

Samus af reaction lol

Nigga he's like 17
He doesnt even have his DL yet, we're talking about HS kids here m8

Nigga you don't even know how down I'd be

I'd name em like [evendumbernut] just to trigger him

Thanks for the link btw
nerd

Umi is top tier tho

Isnt samus a tranny

it's the best one of the series imo

I love anakin memes

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american bud was not that bad

pups are perma comfy
cuddle the pup to share it

I bet your really have one

woomy

Speaking of abuse
Hi

i forget why I had this saved as grim.mp4

sup hombre

OH MY GOD

what i do

hanging around call

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What about parka girls though?

Do you know photoshop?

omg lmao

I'd just be boring like CuteLoliYuri :^)

I don't think I've seen any tbh.

I was looking into the spinner market and some of these things have a near 100% roi

its fucking insane

Might start cooking meth

Cats don't care. They're cats.

if you're down for a terminator 2 stream lmk by replying to this post

only the first 2 are worth watching

Soto I saw this on twitter and thought of you

have no pupper

i know ms paint!

Stream the first too

Code me a new image editor

Weeaboo trash

its long

lol wtf umi is like 5th

sounds expensive

Like stop abuse

get pupper

but beware of the azn jokes.

tl;dr you spend $1500 on 100 units

you sell them in a month and you make $1500 in profit

commission me

STOP

-_- but im not dnb

Man i hate spics

I'm sorry.

RIP, 3 hours?

Third Terminator was alright

Oh, well how about some public transport then?

I'll get one if it's with you on it.

What are parka girls?

I love pussy

hot

The one I just posted.

store.line.me/stickershop/product/1384484/en

Calm down there Luka
What is the latest Yuzumori Chapter anyways?
Have I missed any?

Fat cats are the best though dude
They're so big, fluffy and squishy

My friends cat is fat as shit and I feed him often too and he loves it
He's like an irl Pusheen I swear

Subtle got legit mad at me for feeding him too much

Lmao fucking bill ja nai
Oh yeah I forgot to tell you, I recently started playing BotW
Like what kind of bullshit is that when youre out of stamina you drown?

I was eating spicy food like the mexican I am cause I cant afford a sweater lol

it didn't bring anything new and groundbreaking to the table in terms of the terminators

actually 1:48 but it felt like 3h the first time I watched it :$

T2 is 2:30 AHAHAHAH

i can draw anything you fuck

is this you driving

No. Just some video I saw on twitter.

Uhh, 18? We talked about it.

Isn't that what happens irl though?

They get health issues if you feed them too often.

But you got one for free in the starting area didn't you?

fine here

but I have enough pirrows

Anything i fuck?
Must good at nothing
Ha
Ha
Ha
:(

sad

GOD YES STALINISM

Its a joke
Jeez
Baka
Is only commish a asuka most likely anyway
DRIVE THE EVA

Comfy. Catgirl in a hoodie is pretty neat.

Doesn't have to, for me the movies were all about watching Arnold in action. Similar to Die Hard and any movie with Jason Statham.

K too bad

I don't wanna sound like a dick and say he doesn't really care about her as much as she cares about him but he doesn't seem to care about her as much as she cares about him

But hey what can I do
I dont really wanna but in either, like they're still kids ya know?

Oh okay, I thought a new one had came out already
Man it takes forever for these chapters to come out

That fujoshi mangaka needs to git gud and draw faster

Pfffttttt boi, just lay flat and you'll float :^)

No shit sherlock
Its daijoubu tho

I only got the trousers and shirt
I may have missed the jacket
I was so doki doki for adventure I just bolted out of that place

So far I have the MAGNETS, ZA WARUDO, and Water bending powers on my Shiekah phone thing

I get so much sexcing
Like
Omg
Dem tiddies
Like bags of sand
Amma right?

I heard breast milk tastes like salty milk and coins is this true?

ahh okay :P

even then imo you just get it in t2

extending something past its expiration like what they did in t3 really wasn't fun for me

eesie peesie

*nom*

fine here

Ues. I can confirm. As a very sexxy active man. With girls

It's Friday night and the moon is bright
Gonna have some fun, so you how it's done... TGIF!"

Katy perry❤️🐍

Maybe you didn't get out of the starting area yet. You have to get all the relevant skills before you can leave the plateau.

oops

yo how you like that new paramore?

sellout or next ev?

Yeah I gotcha.
Helping a friend through some bullshit with a girl too recently. It's best to let them solve it themselves.

I'm not all that critical about what I watch anyway. Can't recall last I watched something and went 'man that was shit'

that wasn't katy perry

Gibraltar is British.
BY RIGHT OF THE GRAND ALLIANCE

Keiotoobud

when taiwan banned dog eating my inbox was ful;

how stop

Next ev, its a sounf alot of similar bands have moved to. And tbh theyve been around long enough to warrant "selling" out.
We all grow up(lol pun)
Its loke if you lusten to tonight alive ot tegan&sara now
Like theyre older niw,
They arent angsty teens no more
Itd be sad if they pumped out six albums of the same shit. I mean. What would be the point?
P!atd fob too have really changed too

joey votto dude

I know

Get drunk with me nigga

I haven't
That fat nigger wants like all seven dragon balls for a fucking paraglider
Fuck that guy

I have not left the wall yet

All I can do is give her advice and money
Mostly money though cause my advice is horrible

SPAIN CAN EAT A NAILBOMB
GIBRALTAR BELONGS TO THE ANGLES

gotchu

the curse of critical tastes lol

ey tp

Can imagine lol
'dude justt forget that faggot, drink this smoke this and lets go have fun'

I'm all for people being critical but when it gets to the point where it turns into elitism I just stop bothering.

it's pretty catchy. at first i wasn't feeling it but it still got stuck in my head

now i like the backpack and the how she says that line about rock bottom

for sure man. i might be doing something tomorrow so I might have to only get moderately drunk instead of blind drunk, but i will know for sure in a couple hours

Jesus Christ.

That slow paced?

Yeah, she's cute.

Though only the one is cat ears.

May 15th I think is the next one.

That's true actually.

I know I am

how's life bro

anglo-dutch war with france and spain when

Yeah man, someone I linked it to said it was vibing 80s
Its good
Hayleys vocals have always been hella unique

God yes!!!!
Someone needs to show them which way the grapeshot whiffs

I mean I was tired

and it is a bit older and has cheaper effects ;s

Do you think I'm being elite about the T series

where even is that line

There is a quest you can do on the plateau before you go into the icy area that gives you a warm sweater so you don't die from the cold.

she's just really talented. she could hold her own in any genre tbh

emma both of our hockey clubs suck

we will save them for themselves
hail the grand alliance

Nah, I would never suggest telling her to smoke tbh
Maybe drink when shes like 19 or 20
I doubt she'd like smoking, like I would've liked to take her out to hookah to see if she'd like it but they changed the legal age limit to smoke tabacco to 21 now, it used to be 18

I wanna go buy some weed but its kinda scary going to a new place Ive never been to before

jfc thats so far from now
I'm going to a con at the end of May and my sis HS grad thing is mid May so I'm probs never gonna be on my comp throughout most of May
RIP

Are you a good swimmer?

Please tell me more
Is it that cabin where the fat nigger forgot the spicy food recipe and is willing to trade for a sweater or someshit?

oh nvm you guys are doing well

Damn right
The farros cand eat dicks
But hype probably a tour soon
I believe im waiting for my 6th paramore gig

what's the connection?

man i used to hook up with this guy in parking lots who just started texting me when he had dimes to unload

i couldn't even remember getting his number

man i did my friday commute spliff on the way home again. fridays are the fucking worst. i still honked two people blazed af, and i never honk

That's true.

Hey man, Toronto's 2-2 :^)

Anime North?

Nah, pools always frozen man

Man that pic is true
Last year someone was trying to shift me some ket at 4am
Niggas be cray

Do I even have to answer? You sort of answered it yourself in the question you asked. Yeah it's that. He just wants you to go pick up a bass or something.

Oh, well you also have that other sticker catgirl in case of emergency!

It's all good man. I should probably head to sleep though, gotta start working on some exam tomorrow which I have been procrastinating hardcore
Sup with you?

Oh nah man, it was a general thing. For example a friend of mine, can't talk about music with him since he's convinced that there is music that is objectively better than other.

Good call.

how are their concerts? people like half mosh or something?

you tired or drunk? kinda typing like newu a bit

yeah i quickly realized that i didn't even know and looked it up

guess i'll root for your team

dude menthol tops

haven't had these in ages

music can be objectively judged

you ever see that graph from the beginning of dead poets society

it's that

Exhausted
Actually gonna nee nee
Later

Some random dispensary here in Anaheim
Kinda far but I havent smoke in a while

How long was the drive

Yeah
Wanna meet up?

Even during summer?
Dude, Canada must suck

You could at least say yes or yeah instead of sassing me and rewording my shit

Like what kind of Bass, the instrument or the fish kind?

dude no homework on saturdays

that's lame af

although if i had really long papers due i would write a couple pages every day no matter what day it was until it was done

only way to do it sometimes

not much. doing the care free friday dance

...

You're making him food.

weebs!

Excuse me, she has a name.

If you have a Canada VPN you can watch it on cbc.ca for free

Yeah sure.

Nah, it gets up to like 90F in the summer.
I've just never been big on swimming.

Heading to sleep. night night

Gotta do it, been waiting too long and it's my own fault fug

it's usually about an hour

it was like 1:45

but i made four stops lol. i was a madman

Sleep well.

Mochi. Now gn

nee

the best

nachtnacht

if i tried to stream, listen to music and thread it would blow up my computer

when i want to stream any sporting event i actually search reddit

believe it or not it's the best place for free sports streams

later

Thank you.

Night

I'm watching on my desktop and threading on my laptop :^)

Sleep too, I guesssss.

Good night

oops sorry missed this

seeya if you're still lurking

of course you are

check out this new fleetwood kinda

Ah, gotcha.

I should pull that shit up rn but too lazy
I seem to get bored of games so quickly
I hate that aspect of myself

*throws Pho with extra tripe and beefballs at you*

Can you wear hoop earrings when we meet up so I can bully you for wearing them again for the good ol times?

Damn dude why not? Are you a shitty swimmer or do you just not know how to swim?
My apartments have a fancy pool and when its hot af outside I go put on some swimming trunks then diving in that bitch even though theres like 6 signs that read NO DIVING

Thug Life

jfc that shit must suck dude

You buy beer, food, and weed? lmao

later longdong

tfw only one tolerable laptop

It really bothers me that it doesnt say CHU CHU YEAH at the beginning

But then snoops verse starts playing like super sped up and I dig it

Maybe you're getting old.

...

well i stopped to buy my mom some perennials for her garden cause it was her birthday yesterday

but the bitch tells me they don't get fucking perennials until next week

it's too fucking early

then i stopped at jersey mikes, a bomb sub place that they only have by work, cause i was right by there

then i saw a liquor store

but they didn't have rolling tobacco

so i had to stop at 7/11 too

i started smoking after the liquor store, once i got on the highway and got the trap music blaring

wait the order is wrong

suck it lester

but those PARA PARA PARA PARA's tho

How old are you again?

What a nice guy lmao

Jersey Mikes is the shit dude, I have that all the time over here

A year or two younger than you.

I don't even own a pair anymore dude.

I just don't really ever swim. I know how to swim.

Rip your life.

youtube.com/watch?v=qx1s_3CF07k

i've listen to this album start to finish maybe twice a week.

i have been smoking drum so long that regular cigarettes taste like nothing to me

i will even smoke homeless or jail cigs like bugler or tops over regular packs cause routine

yeah man, i only discovered jersey mike's last year when i had to buy lunch for visitors at work. there's only like 3 in the chicagoland area

it's a treat

if i wasn't buying like a new car i would probably invest in a new fap station

I can't find any irl mv of that one

I even used the moonrunes
イシュカンコミュニケーション 歌詞 | ちょろゴンず |

Cars are a waste of money.

is her ass really that big or is that some kinda weird angle

That HAS TO BE photoshopped.

omg dat booty

calm the fuck down

it's because the contrast between her pants and her top and the way she's sitting on it

thats still not fucking normal after taking the way she sits and clothing into consideration

Man I don't understand people sometimes. Part of me wants to show DMs or something because I'm sure most people would agree with me this makes no sense, but then again I don't show DMs because that's how I am.

Fucking weird people tbh.

just the very top part of her thighs would be really large and the rest of her legs are pretty skinny.

twitter.com/tanakayasan?lang=en

here's her twatter

she even has japanese patreon

sorry my computer just shat itself

make a new thread jesus

twitter.com/tanakayasan/status/825554989284089856

confirmed real booty

sad

new

this is very elliot smith esque rip

sad music bro

i've been listening to soooooooo much sylvan esso the last month or so

when you commute you kinda need one

a cab would be an even bigger waste of money

an no way am i riding the bus again

i had to do that a few days last year