hey hey you you I don't like your old thread
Hey hey you you I don't like your old thread
I never start anything
Maybe you should start
How much longer am I gonna have to wait ?
What would they even start?
a savings account?
Til i feel like it :3
I refuse to do any of those
I'm going to bed at 2am
in other news, I recently figured out that I'm a narcissictic sadist.
I mean, I knew the first part, but I finally identify with being a sadist.
All it took was some whipping porn and I understand now that dominating people is a turn on for me. It only took 30 years to figure this out and come clean.
It's almost 5
Its 2am in 5 minutes for me.
west coast fist bump
in other news, I recently figured out that I'm a artistic autistic.
I mean, I knew the first part, but I finally identify with being a autistic.
All it took was some wiping porn and I understand now that painting people is a turn on for me. It only took 30 years to figure this out and come clean.
that is a great image.
This sounds like one of those Jackson copypastas.
Oh, I have not read his posts since 2013. Nice to know I am not missing anything, I guess.
in other news, I recently figured out that I'm a shitposter.
I mean, I knew the first part, but I finally identify with being a poster.
All it took was some furry porn and I understand now that posting shit is a turn on for me. It only took 30 years to figure this out and come clean.
No need to thank me.
Wow, I had no idea loco is 30.
Oh looks its 2:03am
thats my bed time
Shut the fuck up, Bern.
bern is a cuck
Bern/Darwin are still in damage control mode, trying to tell everyone that I'm Eva.
I'm Chiri. Darwin/Bern has the ability to spoof full names and tripcodes, and secure tripcodes, and has an archive of all of your posted images, so he can spoof any one of you at any time and he's covering this all up using misdirection and lies, telling you things that are false and misleading you.
I'm Chiri as in ChiriMatoi, July 2012 joined, cute lesbian, friend of Bard, smart as a tack and nowhere near as detrimental to the community as Bern/Darwin are.
They are liars. Straight up liars.
this is not new information
a fine example of an oxymoron. well done.
do you have an example
she's kinda cute, sure. but outside of fiction and people with enough money to be cute no matter what, aka celebrities, lesbians are not really that cute.
You're just used to girls wearing 15 pounds of makeup.
There are such things as hot real lesbians who look attractive without makeup. Cause they're called real people; and anyone can be attractive for being who they are.
Test was mocking him since he claimed he was really a 10/10 Asian lesbian when he was/is an overweight white dude/not-Luka.
Technically she's an atheist, she only happens to have jewish ancestry.
I'm still a 10/10 asian lesbian.
your whole post is just such a mess I don't even know where to start, so I'll just abstain entirely.
a jew is a jew is a jew.
im used to girls having a cock
That works for me, I mean I'm not forcing you to get an education.
All you need is a gun license and a cousin and you're set for life.
that's how you know she's even worth your time
I've been getting along fine without either of those.
Well, I'm just saying an education could benefit you.
the bigger the better
I like all kinds of sizes. don't be a size queen.
I figured you'd enjoy it.
No, it needs to be as big as humanly and aesthetically possible.
Slow down, Tarantino.
that's just being too picky.
You've reached the point where you might as well just rip those teeth out they seem so useless.
I'll fucking rap battle you.
Sorry, I'm white.
Seeing a white person apologizing who isn't Canadian.
It was meant to read with an air of irony.
Test go to bed
Is there more?
lewds go to bed
Sorry, I'm not sure how bad your autism is, felt the need to explain.
I do what I want.
doesn't seem to be much foot stuff with this character. what a shame.
It's not my problem if I bait so hard that you spend all of your resources replying to my posts.
Then she is not worth posting
worth is subjective.
I am in bed.
I thought you were a sub!
ikt post dong
test dont you see hes been playing chess for years
Your life energy, your time and existence, could all be better managed but here you are replying to an admitted internet troll.
We've all been playing checkers.
But I get a giggle out of it and that's all I want.
Well, let's all have a good fucking giggle then shall we?
I think Test realizes we've basically been jerking each other off.
( ° ʖ °)
I've always wanted a cute lesbian to jerk me off.
I don't think she'd be into it.
As feminine as you look, you aren't the real thing.
test looks feminine
More feminine than you
not really, but opinions and all that I suppose
Maybe to plebs
the plebs shall inherit
Inherit this dick
In these times our attention has become increasingly diverted to focus upon trappings. More and more we cannot hear the song for being blinded by the costumes and lighting;
In these times when even love and sex have come to be more ritual than passion.
"Crazy love", too, has been written and recorded as a public service to all those producers and highwires of the sound recording industry who all have an uncontrollable desire to make it big in a hurry.
But its impact on this vital and dynamic young group has yet to be recorded.
As brilliant as certain individual pieces might be, one is inevitably reminded that it's not the pearls that make the necklace, but the thread.
Set the bar a little higher.
oh wait, I see your confusion. yes, you are shorter, that's true.
you're too small
It's the perfect size faggot
Now you're playing along.
go to bed
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill indiscriminately. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
DON'T go to bed
I never play. I'm only ever serious.
perfect for a little sissy faggot like you, sure.
Come show me
yo dawg, I herd yo and yo dawg like yo-yos, so we put yo dawg and yo dawg's yo-yo in a yo-yo so you can yo-yo yo dawg while yo dawg yo-yo's
too far away.
Oh, you too?
I say what I mean and I mean what I say. an elephant's serious, he never does play.
Well, who do I get to rip on now if none of you can pass a standard proficiency test?
WHO THE FUCK IS POSTING CARRIE BROWNSTEIN
THAT SEXY JEW
a funnier joke I've never seen
What about Sarah Silverm- oh
Henlo stinky cupcake
Go eat a truck ugly
you're confusing batshit crazy for sexy.
Gal Godot is pretty decent for a kike.
Learning she was killed my erection.
the only way to kill a boner faster is to put it in a gas chamber.
test i need old caps of retarded people being retarded
Get rekt nerd
Why do you care
Eva green and natalie portman are also sexy jews
I don't save caps.
even more rude. blocked and reported.
why old ones. look around you
Test won't do anything, you are fucked
I had a dream I was talking to Ashly and Anthony about character development.
I was describing how her ultimate cartoon character would first have to be her, that her voice acting for that character would be herself and then any additional character traits would just be applied onto the character like slapping clay on a posable figurine to flesh it out; but the core would still be her - so the ultimate character Ash could play would be someone not written 'for' her but someone who 'is' her; taking away from the stereotypical castings she gets and allowing her to be more mature and serious, but still funny too
at least her jokes aren't as bad as Amy Schumer's. well, probably half of Amy's jokes are Sarah Silverman's anyway if they're about vaginas.
i guess i'll wait for tp to come around
no you're absolutely right about that. sarah silverman is funny as hell, or at least she used to be. haven't heard anything new from her in a while. amy schumer has never been funny a day in her life. just fat and vulgar.
I was in a conversation with someone and I said I'd watch the new Wonder Woman film just because Gal Gadot is hot.
Then she informed me that Gadot was a Jew and all interest was lost.
No, see, you didn't answer my question.
Why do you care?
tfw not a bigot you just can't fucking stand kikes
Yeah, Silverman was actually funny when she wasn't talking about her vag, but she did nail all of the women humor pretty well anyway, even if it's stereotypically 'female comedian' content.
Two I admire now are Maria Bamford for her schizophrenic nature and Iliza Schlesinger for her energy and delivery.
You are a bigot. In every way.
pls give me love...
Reginald wouldn't say something like that.
I want Israel to be wiped off the map.
Is that so bad?
come to van isle
luka do you have a secret archive somewhere you seem like a creepy enough guy
hating everyone equally does not a bigot make
haven't really checked out lliza schlesinger, but maria bamford has always been one of my favorite comedians. she's funny as fuck.
You hate women and arabs more than the rest.
Silly racists and misogynists trying to steal my misanthropic thunder.
your hate for others is only a subversion of your self-hate though. so it's not real
Iliza's pretty good. If you ever get bored of her standup, she did a youtube show called the weakly news so there's tons of shit to sift through .. she has her moments. I mean, she's not Maria Bamford good, but she's witty. It shows when she has to do 20 minutes just winging it, that's for sure. She can carry a 20 minute show and make it funny.
no I'm just more vocal about that hatred.
also the post you were replying to was mocking tsuchi, not a declaration of my own feelings.
You don't know me. You never will know me.
I hate misanthropists.
thinking test doesn't hate everything, especially himself
I'll have to check her out sometime.
I'm not even meme-ing.
I really don't like Jews or Israel.
i can live with that honestly
smug green text
not rich enuf.
nope , not a guy.
another time. I like listening to stand up while I'm exploring dungeons in persona these days.
nope , not a guy.
didn't deny being creepy
not rich enuf.
didn't adgnoledge it either
YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY
Hot damn, i jeed to catch up wit hawp
ur rich in spirit bby
pls give me love...
Forgot to delete the arrow.
I rue every day.
should probably just kill yourself at this point
Why do people do this?
not rich enuf
people from liverpool are too poor to afford computers
Kind of want some arrowroot biscuits tbh.
Swing from the rafters.
I don't go in for that monkey business.
You migger stfu im at work
Being paid to shitpost
yeah yeah get back to work ya fucking limey.
Go to San Fransisco not because you're a faggot but to fling yourself from the bridge.
i spend a lot of time in the bath mobile posting
and fall into water? didn't think that through did ya.
why would you just admit to everyone about being that stupid
It will kill you.
Surface tension, etc.
not if I point my toes just right.
thats not stupid at all. is this squid
now that I'm thinking about it I've actually walked across that bridge before. there's suicide hotline phones every 30 feet or so, lol.
see above also I don't care. I'd survive with sheer willpower.
Bebop has fallen onto hard times after losing admin.
Whoever it is they're not going to tell you.
ya no i'm bebop
I believe it
but it is pretty stupid to use your phone in the bath
My guess is Kanra by the way, since we're spitballing.
Im going to be hokage
phew. it's almost 4am. later folks.
BULLYING IS A BANNABLE OFFENSE
Die in your sleep
Good idea. I'm passing the fuck out and like Jesus, will arise on Easter.
I reported bebob
how do i drop an egg into rice again?
make sure it has a white shell and smash it in half way through the boil
oh, I make eggdrop ramen and udon soup, if you want to do it on rice I'm not sure. I haven't done it. I expect that they just crack a raw egg over white rice and eat it like that.
In soup though, the broth is hot enough that it will boil the yolk and white, I stir the white around with the noodles keeping the yolk in the middle so the white thins out and becomes noodly while the yolk remains intact .. it's quite good.
As for timing, I put the egg in at the end when it's just about ready. It only takes a couple of minutes stirring the white around with the noodles and it's done.
i thought bepbop would actually be in threads recently considering his interest in the board
He should be banned
I'm all for bans.
oh right i mentioned how my rice cooker make it hot enough to prolly do the trick
and i think it worked!
stirring the egg into the rice made that tradition japanese dish i've heard soo much about!
oh right it's named afteer goku's son!
the shell is a good source of calcium
gohan was named after rice you silly dolt luka. you would know if u actually watched dbz
tamago definitely means egg, but gohan means boiled rice.. so it's literally egg rice.
DO NOT bully luka
yeah! i droped an egg into rice and did the thing~
DO NOT spam the bored
and yeah, if you put the egg in the cooker while it's still going, I think that's enough heat to kill any potential bacteria and it would semi-boil the egg.
does sound tasty.
soy sauce and some butter!
stir it up with chopsticks!
just like japanese people do at breakfast ^_^
but u didnt have an argument and i put bored there intentionally :#
ooh, I didn't think of butter.. that sounds really good now. I also like to get superior dark soy sauce and use it in small quantities, I prefer the richness of it over basic or light soy sauce. Just the taste, but not so much of it.
spice it up too!
scorpion pepper sauce!
sounds too hot ;~;
i only handle a black peper shaker.
Goggles likes boys.
ikt post boyhole
theres a new megumin in town
Burn the false witch.
She likes dick so maybe she's ok
i wanna sniff sagiri's panties
I want to fuck the sheep girl.
I want to fuck the catgirl
Same but catgirls are old news. Everybody wants to fuck them.
Clockwork is the cat girl.
Oh heck, that's my next halloween idea.
A slutty catgirl
Do pics if you do dress up as a catgirl.
Reminds me of a particular doujin
All catgirls are sluts.
Goggles a trap
You're right. It just counts extra for Goggles.
He wouldn't be a catgirl.
i hate you lewds
Get in line.
He just claimed to want to dress up like that for Halloween.
I hate lewds too.
While that means that he quite literally inhales dicks when dressed like that, a girl it does not make.
Haters makes me stronger
True. But traps aren't gay, remember
your lewds are lame
The fuck you talking about.
It's a great meme, no?
DON"T SHUSH ME
Lewds is cute.
All memes are objectively terrible.
Your FACE is objectively terrible.
I gotta agree. I hate memes.
Your mother didn't seem to think so.
Lewds is not cute.
post lewds lewds
Jade thinks I am.
I don't know who Jade is.
When equality is finally on the horizon
Fuck Kizuna Ai, she has literally 0 vids with english subs
All this NK stuff has encouraged some really cool threads on /k/. The NK military equipment is really kinda neat.
Better be. They focus on nothing but that for generations now, would be pretty shit, even for NK to do all that work for naught.
Lazy to head over to /k/ so hit me up with a few examples here
Aight so check this shit mane.
I don't even know what the fuck am I looking at
Whats the deal with the sunglasses anyway
You don't wanna look badass in shades or sumthin'?
And they seem to be a knock off of the Chinese pattern Type 56 with YUGE probably 100 round helical magazines.
I wanna know just how well they work since helical mags have a reputation for being ass. But it looks so damn cool.
Gotta love the bright smile and pride on their face
I AM FINALLY EQUAL BOIS
Looks cool and all but what does an user from /k/ doing in this half dead festering cesspit?
Look at all those chubby little faces.
What you mean?
azn hamsters in training
Just surprised to see somebody new here let alone somebody with entirely different interests from most in this hellhole
Well... there's a few people that I know that post here, and somehow I ended up coming back here with some regularity.
It's kinda neato here tho tbh.
Ah I see. Dunno what you find neato about the place but have fun in that case. The only thing NK could own in case they start a real shitstorm might be SK IF they are fast enough and still not for long.
order a 2kg leg of lamb from asda
it smells of rotten eggs the day after we get it
It's no worse than other communities.
They've got no reason and would get shit on instantly.
Shoulda froze it.
it was a fucking day
I've had it happen too, it blows.
Now I either cook or freeze meat the day I buy it.
Finally this shit downloaded
I'm out lads
They just kinda remind me of this statue ya see
Inflated ego and delusions detached them from reality so much that they think they can stand in the way of progress just because.