Secret weapons

Sexist.

How hyped are you for new Yuzumori tomorrow?

Nah, I'd post selfies :^)

a bit stupid

Sorry. I will go kill myself.

HMMMM.

blotting out your face or something.

:(

No, wait.

Nobody said they had to be selfies of me

do these pants say something? o.o

NERD

pfft.

'mega slut'

no u

Toronto wins :3

YES GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next level

I'm so smrt

and MISLEADING

lol wtf this megumin girl has some nerves

u dun know that...

woohoooo thanks I always wondered since I bought them... go leafs!!! xD

emma do you know how to use ffmpeg

I'm pretty manipulative~

I can't believe how close of a series this is.

Yeah

tfw I never learned how
such a lazy FUCK

can you do me a big fucking favor

remember that yuri yuri ed you linked me on google drive

can you ffmpeg it so it's under 10mb

No u

This one is ez
github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter

I don't have cable the only thing I miss is watching live sports... jus not fun watching sports on my dinky iPad or laptop

Can I shrink it so it's not 1080p?

NO I WANT WISH TO DO IT

yes, that is ok.

THIS FUCKING NORMIE

Guys, look what I found

Its the old KS/b/ folders!

ffmpeg -i "Yuru Yuri ED.mp4" -s 1280x720 -b:v 750k yuruyuri.mp4

Yeah, we have NHL Gamecenter with our internet thing but it's the worst...

Also found the 1200 image Yuno folder

...

wtf is up with Kanra

Hey the leafs won that's cool I guess.

Put those away tough guy!

Everyone thought he was a weird creepy stalker guy. Ended up being a twink asian. Soto is spot on though

it's hard enough being a leafs fan..

hidden somewhere on ur computer?!

this is why you're lowkey best poster

ilu

The fuck Ariel gifs tho

Older laptop I brought back to life. As I was cleaning out all of the files manually, I ran across these

I don't even know what this one is

The old fake Wish photos too

alice's bandaged burns

Haha yes, good thing those are fake

Worse being a Canucks fan ;(

Np babe

I WANT TO BELIEVE

...

Ariel was always so slicey dicey and five nights at Freddy's and generally being a retard

Volleyball and table tennis.

...

moog's pale vampyric skin

Every fucking day on sad panda. Fucking queers man.

uwu

starting to drink and I already wanna buy stupid shit

help me george

buy me stupid shit

Yeah that is probably what that is supposed to be. Fuck Alice though. Bitch

2 cute 2 b real

Keep it in your pants Grim

Didn't she come back here recently??

I'd break u in haaallffff if we played table tennis, I used to play so much

also I meant more like team sports like football or basketball lmao

buy more metroid figurines to masturbate too xD

Don't let him trick you into buying that goddamn arm.

shush

I shall travel to memeland and harvest some primo meme videos for you, my children

the solid snake arm?

yeah man

I already have one coming soon
no masturbating tho
how dare u even think to desecrate such things to be admired

I never play table tennis, I just watch it during the olympics~

I used to play volleyball but then I broke my arm and quit :3

nsurgo.com/metal-gear-solid-v-the-phantom-pain-1-1-scale-bionic-arm/

skunk-chan...

I KNEW IT

...

They go so fast *-*

I didn't even realize it happened I was pretty out of it :3

Kuus drew me pictures. I miss her

I also miss Nana..

Wrong image...

THAT THING WONT LAST A DAY WITHOUT GOING UP YOUR ASS HUH

even more reason to buy me it, no?

no

thats squashies job
your your bfs job

you can be my my bf

are you single

am I single

if the answer to one of these is no

then

omg well I would want to quit sports too if I broke my arm

now you are tougher for it ^^

Yeah she was nice I liked her too

real big memer that one

Man I remember when Grim wasn't unironically gay

are you

I'm weak as shit though.

I'm single and ready to flamingle.

ask around

12:22 AM - [REDACTED]: don't buy moogs stuff

you got competition

man I remember when you weren't unironically a shithead
oh wait

I don't

im gonna turn you into flambrulee

I remember when this was aaaaaaaaallllllll Farmer O'Hullahan's pumpkin patch.

and then what happened

yeah its kyle.

look at this cute little nippon in front of her lil kinect

Going to make me Crème brûlée my knickers.

Highway come in. Burger stands. Kids hangin' around.

What is me?

maybe it was for the best

I am me
I am all of me

/shadow the hedgehog theme plays

at least not so weak you can do 50 push ups~

you're not a delicate little flower

and then they paved it over and installed a shitty gay meme circle jerk factory :c

I get beat up all the time!

*I am all, I am all, I am.

Wellllll, shoot. Mayhap.

Yeerp. Dammed off ol' Chisolm Crick. Ain't no ducks in the Mercer pond no more.

...

You can't stop the march of progress.

don't tell fibs

you've aged quite a bit since I've last seen you xD

ai-chan does NOT have a gender

This guy knows what the best parts of anime are

I just watched this

god bless

tiddy

Yeerp. Dern good pumpkins though. Ain't the like in nine counties these days.

30 is the new 104. I look like the old lady from Titanic. BTW, I was aboard the Titanic.

And please don't listen to George.
We broke up over a month ago.

It's true.

I know that lol

cmon man you're my best buddy its my job to know whose asshole youre sniffing these days

Pumpkins all taste the same when you only eat the canned stuff.

Well there's this lovely chocolate lab down the road...

...

man thats just dirty

...

I only eat the pie'd stuff.

i wonder if he really think we ever dated

being 104 would probs be a pretty chill life, nobody would expect much from you, Old age has some stuff going for it

weeeellll wtf who beats you up all the time?!

this is crazy :c

To be fair we never were public about it.

at least once

or am I wrong

you guys have some deep history

no?

/doggopat

It's entirely for sexual pleasure.

not THAT deep

Balls deep.

:(

...

Dinner at 5. Amazing pain meds. Family Feud 24/7 on GSN. This is the life.

I think it's
deep

you my buoy
u know dat
my buoy

...

...

You have to learn to become the ignorer.

I am.

...

ur too vanilla and straight edge for that cmon xD

Steve Harvey is too sassy and edgy for my taste, I need milder game shows for my ancient temperament

...

Colby! I'm so sorry! I'm a dummy ditz.

Wheel of Foturne is nice, but I don't care for that tart, Vanna. *hmph*

yung alice

cops are around bans house uhoh

Bebop conspirators get the hammer.

killing the old person schtick

if you actually get to that age you'll be set~

sorry I told you not waste money buying your fur friends robo arms ;__;

SLAMMA HAMMA

why did you reveal yourself nigga

I was protecting you

DID YOU NOTICE HOW ALL THE COFFINS OPENED UP AFTER TRUE PACIFIST

THEY ALL GOT PROPER BURIALS

/cries

Shh! My stories are on!

idgaf I have them both filtered xD

LOL

pls

What are you niggas up to

polishing up some whisky for the night
wassup boi

...

it's not so much an announcement as just a relevant response but chalk it up however you like

netflix nd big weeds wbu?

Bored
Im working an extra shift rn

Big weeds?

you park cars right?
or was that another dude, mb if im wrong

mmmmmk

...

the biggest weeds u can buy

nezi parks cars

yes hello is this the gogo dancer I called

I have 2 jobs

damn u ballin

...

no I'm the car park person

For the cheap cheap?

called it~

nah it's spensive but it's gooooddd

How much?

one million dollhairs per weed

That is one doll hair too many

im gonna

FUCK the dragon

then im gonna FUCK
her dragon friend

what can I say ya gotta ball outta control when it comes to big weeds yknoww I meeaaannn?

ravioli ravioli...

IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE TO BAKE A PRETTY CAKE

YOU GOTTA DO THE COOKING BY THE BOOK

I don't know what you mean

...

noob

wtf man!

people.com/food/boy-crushed-rotating-restaurant-atlanta-death

BAD FUCKING PARENTING

the r34 is so bad of her

Boob

...

good, tohru should not be depicted in such a way >.>

why are you being so lazy at work?!

Someone needs to make a script to filter Canadian anons because there are too many at this point.

Big large

Cause i wish i wasn't at work. Or atleast my other job

NOW BACK THAT ASS UP

shes gonna get pumped full of cum at this rate

someone needs to shove a brillo pad up your ass

The fuck did I do?

What job sre u at now then?

that was an especially lewd way to communicate that idea >.>

too much dirty instigation coming from you lately friendo

speared and pumped

...

...

Gas station
I only work here on weekends tho

tohru wouldn't let guys do that to her

if kobayashi was like

YO LETS GET A TRAIN ON THIS SLUT DRAGGO

she'd be all over it boi

aaahh I see I see

hopefully it's easy ^^

I disagree sir

...

I only did it to Bebop.
And after all the shit he's pulled someone needed to ream his ass over it.

Babe. I'm being bullied.

why

...

It is easy
It's just annoying as fuck

idk

and now you're doing it to someone else

he reamed his own ass, who are you to impart punishment on him

hello ma boi

basically free money if u can post and spend most of ur time chilling

I dunno that's how I try nd think of my job when I'm bored at work

How is me calling Bebop out on the shit he did as admin any different than when you gave George shit as mod?

My Canadian comment wasn't even directed at anyone specific. Stop jumping the gun, dude.

I just wish people would fuck off so i can smoke

honestly im fucking inebriated I dont even remember why/what shit I gave him

but back then
bebo gave the deets to test straight up with any resistance

you're just kicking him when hes down when you do that shit after that

it would only be ok if he was still fucking around with the login even after the chat

either way its over
channel your energy into something productive
you have a new job coming up, become employee of the month

funny how theres only one canadian here and you say its ont directed at anyone specific

what a coincidence squashie

last time im gonna tell you to fkin stop real talk

The majority of what he told people conflicted with his own words. Nobody in the call really trusted him either.

And there are constantly user Canadians. Regardless of how many there are now, it still is a thing that has been going on for a while now. And I have commented on it as many others have before.

Stop being a dumb ass.

you're not fooling anyone

just
sotp

stop

fuck

just picture yourself as michael carvin

what would michael carvin do?

fucking respect the profession

Are you drunk?

Kind of hypocritical to tell people they can't judge people or doll out punishments when you set your name as Judge Jury and Executioner and shit.

judge all you want

be as haughty as you want

the second you poke that spear into his ass when he's already neck deep in shame

you're making everything worse
for him
for you
and for everyone else

honestly dont know
but I did stop earlier than thursday so

Because he perpetually just wants to assert himself as arbiter of the "community" or whatever other nonsense despite having no say.
He was against Bebop being mod then wasn't then was, etc, whenever it seemed as though he could use it as a springboard to influencing something. Just ignore him.

Cute.

Really just makes it worse for him.

I'm back.

everyone has a say here.
just because I use mine doesn't mean I see myself as the "sole arbiter of the community" garbage. I just speak my opinion.

opinions change when different actions are taken.

4/10

no u

as much as for him as for you because you KNEW

YOU KNEW HOW IRRITATED HE WAS AND YOU STILL GOADED HIM INTO A SCREAMING MATCH CAUSING EVERYONE TO LEAVE THE CALL LOL

oh you weren't arrested
thank heavens

I'm slick.

give em the ol smile and wave

who fucking had a heart attack tho

We actually all just went to Oobles call after.
Not my fault he gets mad that people treat him like shit because he does asinine games with the board.

そんなことないよ！

where did u go?

Nigga got shot, my dude.

Not really sure what I did with my keys.

now say it in voice

nobody cares where you went, everyone immediately left then when everything cooled off they returned

it's your fault for goading him when the damage has already been done

the kid can't even show his face around here anymore

just unnecessary

fuck thats scary
stray bullets and what not

Everyone keeps wanting me to say weeaboo shit there.

The power also went out so I was skate boarding around in the dark without shoes on.

In mostly black and in the middle of the road.

Everyone was still in the call for like an hour because after Bebop left we sat there and chatted and played OW and Bebop came back to say fuck you to someone and we all laughed. People left in staggard groups after Guero went to do shit.

And he really shouldn't come back.

you write in moonrunes you best be ready to talk in moonspeak

im waiting

at least your large, pale feet give you away

we'll see what happens with him from here

I'm an asshole, and it was funny as shit.

I just got out of the way myself when a car came.

Scoots is on the hate train too so even if I'm not he can pick up for me.

Maybe the humiliation will keep him from thinking of doing more retarded shit.

You already heard me singing in moonspeak.

Darwin you wanna voice chat ?

My feet are extremely dirty right now.

it was so long ago

mere fragments of memory now

idk how that fuckig guy is on that mode 24/7

fucking lol

Oh, my.

Not funny

Sounds like a yes.

...

Never again.

Well, maybe some day again.

I just came.

DARWIN YOU ARE SPEAKING A LINE IN MOONSPEAK GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME

deesgustan

how do I into friends

Going to bed.

Disgusting filth.

Yo add me to the darwin call

Hope your cage is big enough inu-san

fite me

I washed my hands, though.

Go wash your crotch.

Who dat is man?

pannibal

ill drop you like a bad habit darwin

its in some gay league discord

Must be Zacs

dingdingding

...

this is a nice image

im gonna go to bed with nice thoughts from this image

gn

==
darwin you owe me a fucking moonspeak line you little fucker

No it's not faggot

Is it all the same if I rubbed one of those air fresheners on it?

You would never.

Night.

It is.

I mean yeah its pretty much the same thing.

It gave me a gay ass twitter link when i jewgled it

What a wonderful night to be so very dull.

why doesnt sex say yes?

The night is dull and not wonderful at all

You tell me.

says you.

yeeeaahhh night time nooww

seeeyaasss

i guess well have to change that

I say.
What's so great about it

You 18 yet ?

Someone got shot near me.

Was it someone i hate?

why does that matter if shes not 18

Probably was.

Dunno

Did you shoot him?

I was playing Witcher.

I never noticed that.

No but I can shoot you right in the face.

would you ban loli if it became federally illegal

Yes.

With what?

would you unban sci

hi hello yes I have been summoned

semen

hi sir im gonna be your sci replacement for the evening

No.

I don't see how those questions are related either.

start by getting banned

they werent very. I was just testing to see if you were a stable admin. you passed

I'm a loli and I wanna post my asshole, try and stop me.

ur just gonna post other peoplse asssholes and say its u

I stick to my guns.

I'm too low energy.

How do you even ban someone though ?

What if they can just dodge forever with no effort ?

you should cum in your gun barrel and shoot it at a deer to impregnate it

What flavor ?

purple

its two clicks

It takes none to dodge.

guess they win every time

We aren't safe.

So grape?

Sure

we'll build a big beautiful wall

Shoot yourself

ok

some days I hate being a genius, but.. if I had more time and energy I would like to engineer a study to find out how much nutrients are in our shit to determine the efficiency of the human intestines, and then I would patent a surgically implanted device called a shit disturber (name subject to change) that actively blends up our shit while it's in the intestines to allow more chance for the surface area to absorb nutrients as the food processes through and eventually becomes compacted fecal matter- increasing the efficiency and reducing how much food we need to intake

Wait a minute

I guess it just comes down to who gives up first.

is this copy pasta

No, but I'm sure it's still not worth reading.

why ?

Being banned honestly would change much for me.

Typing the captcha over and over again would be the only annoying part.

wouldn't*

what the fuck, she's a 9 year old.. leprechaun?

No, I just legit wrote it.

But it can become copypasta..

the first sentence made me question the sincerity

Wonderful night ochibi-san ?

She's too cool to be 9.

...

what? how does that work? internet channels are on different ones than tv?

Thanks.

Because i have a present for you first

Kill yourself fish

Then it's a good thing I'll never have to ban you.

What is it ?

I am the senate.

I think this board should be banned.

If i told you it wouldn't be a surprise

...

It's treason then.

We both know you do jack shit for treason

she watches tv through an amazon fire stick

True.

?

The time of the jedi ends now.

Why the fuck is there a knife in that picture?

meow

want snack

must not eat

snack

Edgy

...

i just woke from a bad dream.

ooohhh, go back to sleep then.

no
:(
im hungry

Dream about food.

Don't worry it will cum soon ^^

How am I receiving this gift ?

tfw luka 2.0

same

?

Turn your hunger into power.

You ask too many questions
Just relax babe

But i'm gonna sleep soon.

cant

You have failed me for the last time.

Even more reason to relax

Is it a picture of your booty ?

...

No. Why would i give you that

why you user, neko

Because cup is trash

On my phone and the name won't stay and i don't care enough to try and figure it out

Well I don't know why you're giving me anything.

I can't go explaining the whole story.

The character has a knife and has a tendency to murder people. See

I can't tell you that yet either .///.

phones are for nerds

anyone wanna cyber im giving it up tonight

sure.

paws at ur thigh, u moan

*succ* Was it good 4 u

But you're a nerd

oh, okay. cute psychopath cookie cutter.

I told you that in confidence holy shit don't blow up my spot, neko

It was great.

lewd

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

You started it

Probably

G'morning Holla Forums.