Alex Jones-tier conspiracy theory thread.
Alex Jones-tier conspiracy theory thread
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Test is actually JonBenét Ramsey.
Grim is the admin and Test is just a front man.
Hes putting things in out IP that make us gay.
LEAKED FOOTAGE OF A SUPER MALE VITALITY OVERDOSE
The only places not involved in pizzagate are the places willing to file a lawsuit against me.
Grim is the admin
It can't come quickly enough
Read that lewdly by mistake
Slow version is better btw
find this one
Well Test isn't the admin anymore
He hasn't noticed and its been a few days
We'd not have a board then.
I feel like that might be some streamer doing his thing, so no clue.
It would be like this
I know the streamer but not the song
If it's just the beat, then I can't help you.
HA! Fits too perfectly~
I won't be able to move my body preebly.
Thats why I named it that.
-gropes your crotch-
That baseball bad scene..
i woke up with a numb arm and thought it was some animal that was laying on my face and panicked
Yea dude death amirite?
Spoilers was the one really pulling the strings all along.
You've become so numb
He still lurks in the shadow and calls shots.
Keep up the good wok, Bun~
Just remember, Negan is already ded~
But like.. poor Glen.
My little Bunbun.
Blame Daryl for the punch!
samchan, i'm going
I never blamed him.
I typed one word.
Have a good day Manaka.
It was one word too much.
Whag of bebop never left
i would whack myself
You should, Glenn wouldn't be ded otherwise!
He just posts as that Saint person now.
Now that's more like it!
I blame Negan.
Its not though.
Its the chemicals in the water
You really shouldn't.
Oh it is, my Bun.
Bun is a stupid name.
bun is a stupid name
i managed to shin splint both of my legs somehow my life is extra agony good news is i dont have autism or schizophrenia anymore
its only 1 letter off
this is a good line of inquiry
thanks u 2 bb
I never saw it coming
Yes but Ban is worse, so Bun is your new name~
Oh god, that's too adorable, Gogs! x3
I see things.
Your refusal means as much as nascar does to me, which is less than little. :3
What do you need?
I've noticed and I'm starting to get very frustrated with Bebop.
You just had one.
I don't care.
As if bebop has done this
way too short
Did you just notice ?
I noticed on the first day that Holla Forums came back.
Convenient how bebop "forgot" the password and is now ADKIN again
What a fucking joke
Wait for easter.
Do we forget /haven/?
Bebop and his pedogang ARE not welcome
dont mind me im just gonna be dreamyposting
He needs to give up admin
He isn't wanted here
Bebop, i know you are lurking
What the fuck is this?
April 9th: A 22-year-old man was shot to death in an argument with his father over who was going to walk the dog Sunday morning in the Far South Side Burnside neighborhood, according to Chicago police.
Bebop "forgot" the password so prepare for this place going up for claim and being taken by a random troll and us having to change boards in a few days because Bebop is negligent and/or malicious.
I'll be having no classes tomorrow morning yay
I think I'll leave at 9am tho or something, slow monday start yay
shot to death
by his father
argument about walking dog
When are we going to move?
I, for one, am not happy with pedoMcCools gang having admin
I'm not worried.
wait you didnt get admin?
ive been bamboozle
When Holla Forums was brought back the admin and mod accounts were all rolled back a month. This includes Bebop's login being the admin login again. He claims to not remember the password. He says he's trying to get a mod to change the password. But he's not trying very hard if he's trying at all.
No, after the hack it reverted back to bebop
Bebop did the hack
This js NIT what we want
WE NEED TO MOVE
YEAH BUT NOT TO NO DAMN PL SITESS
Im banned :`:
THE REVOLUTION HAS BEN BETTAYED BY THE CRIPPLE AND THE PEDO
so now grim is admin?
God I hope so. That would make for a great meme.
Supposedly nobody is admin right now.
it would have been extra hilarious if this had caused alice to get remodded
Probably go to a new .net
FUCK staying when bebop is trying to claw his way back
thats not fucking COOL at ALL!!!
If necessary, i will make the new board amd give it to Test.
I think it did. Goggles is able to login to his account, which was deleted on the day I took power, as was Alice's.
ALICE IS NOW MOD AGAIN
WHAT THE FUCK
lord know you've been round in your day
this kind of trouble won't just go away
Time to make a new board FUCK this
I'm giving it a couple more days. I really don't want to move, and neither does anybody else, but I've given this like 3 days already.
ALL THE SOULS I SEE ARE GHOSTS
scoob, are you at all interested in the development of the english longbow?
i am out
ikt for admin
I got this feeling.
Yes. We. Do.
We don't want bebop as admin.
Moving is necessary if they do not give up the admin.
THAT was always the deal.
The Revolution is being throttled test. Throttle. Dont be so god damn cavalier about this.
Well of course. Agincourt and all.
this was just posted on matt eastons latest vid in the comments, you may find it interesting
INSIDE MY BONES
this time i wont wake from my dreams just the rocks and the trees and the *yawn*
ive been dreaming again of a lonesome world where im lost and all on my own
its like shitposting on the battlefield
INSIDE MY BONES
can i get inside ur boner
Thanks for sharing fam
I'm not being cavalier, I'm being calm.
This CANNOT be allowed to stand!!!!!!
What the duck is the puppet master thinking.
Why haven't they backstabbed yet.
They always backstab.
I AM SO LIVID RIGHT NOW
look all I do is watch and laugh I dont even know how I knew to come by tonight but my animus senses were tingling
A revolution is not a dinner party, or writing an essay, or painting a picture, or doing embroidery; it cannot be so refined, so leisurely and gentle, so temperate, kind, courteous, restrained and magnanimous. A revolution is an insurrection, an act of violence by which one class overthrows another.
this wouldnt have happened if jack got admin
your meds are in doctors orders u gotta take some chill vibes stat
You can't just casually discuss the end goal like that.
Technically it would have.
War can only be abolished through war, and in order to get rid of the gun it is necessary to take up the gun.
Take up the gun again animus. For the robberbaron has returned.
Can we afford to risk our hard fought freedoms? Are just going to squander our gains?
We must be vigorous, unbending and rude. Like the rock in a waterfall, unmoving and hard.
dude i only rebel for the sick gains
And I still can't hide my flag.
When j finish work im going to look at making a new boatd. And tjere will be option to REMOVE flag
dont do it scoots
then well never be able to tell who eva is again
Its a sacrifice we have to make
we need 2 keep flags ;/
Whatever this uses to associate IP location is retarded too. Sometimes I am on a Canadian IP and it still sets the flag as United States.
fags are inherently a part of the community dun worru
Would you ratjer keep flags AND alive?
i dont UNDERSTAND the CONECTION
fucking hell, the sourcing on this document though
Like anyone can change it
It does fuckin' nothing
You show me a bebop ans I'll show you a bloodsucker
But at least the other ones are less ugly.
new site NOW
DOWN with the TYRANTS
Do not forsake us, TEST.
All of the non-US ones for mine show as US for some reason as well, even when the host is clearly just some random server renting in whatever country.
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
How much porn exists of this small furry creature ?
I am doing the exact opposite and trying to keep this board from falling into the hands of some random just because Holla Forums shit itself.
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.
pls save us Test!
It is horrible. I cannot pretend to be a new person from another country every other week because of it.
I have not seen any.
You need to resolve this fast. I will not sit at the side and allow Tyranny to mission creep
its a phd thesis
well that explains it
Well thats really disappointing.
the having 40 sources by page 23 kind of had me shitting myself a bit at the prospect of the report ive got to write, but i guess i neednt be so worried.
Even the strongest blizzard starts wit a songle snowflake
Its a technical term, sorry your bourgeois upbringing didn't tell you that
Can you feel it? The winds if change. Bob Dylan once said something. We will not be buried by bebop.
when reactionaries attempt to stall you
You cannot buy the revolution. You cannot make the revolution. You can only be the revolution. It is in your spirit, or it is nowhere.
is there any more bullshit a term than this?
ITS TIME TO LEAVE
STOP THIS GAME
YOU KNOW YOU HAVENT A CHANCE
WE DO NOT WANT YOUR PEDOGANG
People like you should be shot without question.
Time to resume work, Revolutionary agitation will resume later.
We won almost every game though.
thred was kil tho~
i wish i could cry more easily
maybe then i'd feel better
i guess it helps...
but... i don't know how to do it either.
Is that goggles faggot the same one from 2011 /co/?
singing soft rem to start the day
This will not stand.
wow looking back, her boobs really were oversized
Why is my throat so determined to murder me
you gotta take the dick out of it first
are those breast wraps canon
Why is it that the middle of the night is when your brain wants to tell you everything that everything is wrong.
because you spend all day distracting yourself from that
bad at time
it's like poterry.
I will use this picture to make a copy of your keys to steal your body pillows
the dick is the only thing keeping it alive tho
hour late replies are life
didn't you have a backlit keyboard?
Replace it with mines
Yeah but I have a white backplate anyway lol
OK now to find where I can dump my old keycaps.
Autistically display them on a shelf
Looks pointless then!
keep them you nerd
put them in a bag in a drawer or something
Yah squid mines now what's for faps?
git yor own faps
I need mine for myself
What do i fap 2
Can't my 500+ year old loli display is there.
U wot pics
カズマ カズマ～ はやく～
jk 500 year isnt loli
Do I look like a nip to you?
You're closerby than me are!
if mx blues werent so shite id go for a cap set like that tbh
Cherry-stem Model F
in a Model M chassis
tfw you receive a confirmation email for the desk you bought a year after it was delivered
w-who, there's no one!
2mm thick steel custom body design.
Weren't you born a lot closer than I was?
high pitched ping sounds tho
i want that bassy click
There's no nerds here.
Don't be silly.
I want that bassy dick*
Gonna make you one!
No me what?
That doesn't even make sense.
2mm thick steel padded with sound dampening material on the inside, on big and grippy rubber feet.
you are the nerd!
and a rubber lined barrel for added bass and sound dampening
You mean the massive metal thing?
no i mean the plastic barrel housing for the springs and hammers above the membrane layer
I just said that nobody is!
That's just wrong.
Just make everything from cast metal.
stupid, itll have extremely high pitched clicks
tfw no qt lead keyboard
nobody other than you!
Fill the rest up with asbestos.
Also asbestos keycaps.
Holla Forums admin got back to me.
I'm on a school computer, I don't have my tripcode on me, but all is right in the world again.
Reported for impersonating Test.
This is slander
bebop using the board owner tag and pretending to be test comfirmed
Oh wait, I also had it in an email.
I should say all is right until Holla Forums gets hacked again.
Hacking IP as we speak.
Go to sleep
Shouldn't you be sleeping, too?
I'm the least homo
It's only 1am why would I sleep
When did you wake up?
I'm a proud degenerate.
Why is it mirror-
Pfff ahaha, got me.
How are you?
Someone teach me how to be a degenerate
why does youtube know me so well
Good! Sup with you? Dying less from your shoulder blade muscle thing?
that bitch makes me cringe
Firstly you'll neet to be a lolicon.
Because you're also a shut-in hikiNEET imouto?
Girls are gay though
im not imouto but yes on everything else.
Kinda yeah, it still hurts when I move it though.
Mom's birthday so I'm taking her out to lunch in a bit :3
Mad because jelly?
you're doing fine on your own
not enough though
I need to perfect my craft
take more drugs
recreational and hormonal
yeah shes has the audacity to stomp the floor like that for her food and not just sit and starve
It sounds less bad now tho! Also neat, congrats her! Uh, smakelijk eten?
Did you see my new keycaps?
I would but I can't get melatonin here
POST MORE ALEX JONESES
I understand Trump now.
post more deus ex music*
how do i become keiichi tsuchiya
that's a good one, surprised I didn't have it
dont have any :(
I understand everything after seeing that video, including everything inside the other universes
You have failed me
That one's fantastic.
you're not the first one to say that
my rare alex jonesberg folder just got bigger
these are Holla Forums exclusives
is the nuclear explosion background designed to scare viewers into buying super nuclear vitality
Oh boy, Sabrina is here. It is time to bully.
Sweet dreams. :3
Leemee alone, ya big joik.
'Night Goggles :3
it worked for me, after watching that episode i bought a 2 year supply of dehydrated food for the low price of $3000
I'm a NEET in every way except for the teenager part right now
Why ya gotta be like that? Why ya gotta front?
Do you enjoy it?
Its very boring.
Fuck my shit up, fam.
Really? Anime girls make it look so fun.
I gotta run, Scoot. ilu though! ♥
ywn go on a romantic date with Subtle-sama
Why am I even alive?
Cuz im a hard ass nigga
ywn go on a romantic date with poutine
Was lunch neat?
I'll come over and you make me poutine and i'll stay for breakfast
ywn go on a romantic date
poutine sounds like a fancy way of saying pussy
Why would you go on a 3D date when you have all those perfect anime girls waiting for you?
why is she eating pizza in her bikini
Saying "gimme some of that poutine " to a fille canadienne would 100% get you pussy.
so she can drop pepperoni on her chest and ask you to lick it off
i dont like pepperoni on my pizza
The better question is why the fuck is she supposed to eat pepperoni pizza with milk?
That's a recipe for disasterrhea.
I wouldn't lie to you.
ikt have you watched episode 1 of henkei shoujo yet?
No, wussit about?
Shorts about girls who transform into machines. The first episode focuses on Haru, a girl who transforms into a fighter jet while trying to catch a hat blowing away in the wind.
Why does this speak to me on a spiritual level
me too want to transform into a fighter jet
It's on YouTube it's 10/10
I'll watch after I'm done transforming into an AE86!
It's 1 minute long
i cant stop laughing
SHE DIDN'T EVEN RETURN THE HAT
If you're literally an F-14 in shimapan, would you return a silly hat?
What's an F-14? A plane?
no its a tugboat
Tugboat for a tugboi.
AYY GORILLAZ DROPPED NEW BEATS
Yes! The one you just saw.
AYY it's almost 2 a.m. why are you still awake.
also hiii manananananabatman
grim you should cut the video a little bit sooner, like after she says hey
and omit the "free real estate"
I would have been happier
I KNOW i'm in trouble, I haven't prepared stuffs for tomorrow and I just finished it
so i'm looking to cool down before jumping to bed
i could ask the same question to you!
owo can i touch your propulsion engine
Touch my 4A-GE bby
it's the only time when I could get 1 mbps for my downloads so i'm usually awake during this time to download animu. Also how are you?
What's a 4A-GE?
I can't believe I actually have better internet than you, it used to be the other way around.
why don't you just download and let it run overnight while you sleep?
Ahahaha i want to die right now
so tired and need rest
on second thought, i cannot pronounce "it's free real estate" while half whispering as fast as that guy
Car engine thingy.
Is megumin the only anime girl with black hair?
but i'm also posting somewhat anime-ish girl with black hair
Ayase is black hairy
Yeah. Our ISP have been especially shitty these past few months especially for mobile users. I can't download it since i'm currently using their regular browsing rates which is 20php/hour so i need to get most of it.
Also go to bed.
If you put jet fuel in a car can it fly?
It only melts the steel.
no cable? are you still living in a dorm?
come on phillippines, even Indonesia has quite fast 4G networks!
Why don't they make cars out of diamonds?
Wait you're onto something here.
Quick patent it before anybody tries to do this for $$$
Nope. Actually I'm living the NEET life back here in my parents house and since old people don't use the internet so no cable internet. Also the device I'm using is only capable of 3g so that's another thing.
Tbh I also remember yozora has black hair.
Other than her and megumin I don't remembe anime girls having black hair, as a general rule.
Yeah but ayase has dark blue hair.
That looks purple.
Never seen that before.
Megumin's more brown.
Mio has black hair. Azunyan too. Hitagi too.
you couuuuuuuuuld convince them that they need internet
just like what I did
to be honest, my parents mainly use wifi to use whatsapp ever since most of our relatives use it
there's a certain threshold where purple is dark enough to be called black!
besides below sunlight hair tends to shine to purple/brown
also, Nagato has black hair
megu hair not black
feku hair black
Nah. I made a bet with them that if I can't get any decent job by May then I'll go back to grad studies and I feel like I'll fail the bet.
Our relatives mostly use facebook so my parents just use their phones and mobile data to contact them.
Holla Forums /a/ mods delete/edit posts about english subber groups that tend to make subtitles with leftist undertones just because some scenes in an anime depict protests/strikes about wages and such.
Ep.14 of pic related is one example