Helicopre a gogo

Shampooing your hair? Clean fekkers!

i mean... who doesnt have a po box under a false identity? come on...

wew lad

m-moi

for that one instance where you need to ship a 24" dragon dildo to a "friend" in an online community

or a case of organic peanut butter to your waifu

Or a nailbomb

lol

lol doots whats ur addy so i can ship you some fucking anthrax

wouldnt that defeat the purpose if you're telling us that

samchan, why would you have a po box

you know, to send/receive dildos anonymously

now i'm under the impression that samchan does receive/send dildos

ill leave this one up to your imagination...

am i not supposed to say it?

i'm sorry samchan ;-;

Lmao get rekt nigga

no u

SOISOISOISOI

HERE COMES THE BULLY POLICE

WOOWOOOWOOOWOO

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

good luck catching me copper, im behind 7 po boxes

THIS AHEAGO IS SICK

BAN ME FROM EVO

i wish i had a pet catgirl that would let me shampoo their hair thoroughly

Adagio for strings

Your master has awoken.

@Scoot

Do you think "Fuck You and All Your Friends" is about Max Green ?

ohhhh...who gives a shiiiit

be nice, samchan

Potentials
Im not up on their beef

i just felt like quoting sexual lobster

same

I was hoping you could enlighten me.

why doesnt my goat make this face

send me to sleep

Ask him to describe his personality
And you'll never wake up

why doesnt my face make this goat

...

hey goat

...

was about to snapback by describing scoots personality but i chose to take the high road

Old

...

THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED

CAN'T HAMMER THE SCANNER

*makes that face*

Old.
As.
Fuck.

THE OLD BLOOD RISES.

also do peace signs pls

...

NO JOKES

btfo.
Playof the game goes to
Scoot

I have a scan hammer

*peace sign* VVVVVVVV

still on the high road

Sama why are you so different now ?

It just seems like you have less life in you or something.

Rolled 3 (1d20)
rolling d20 to fight against your horse cock hammer.

perfect
*snaps pic*

Did there used to be another Sama and i'm just thinking of the wrong one ?

I guess the old dog has lost their teeth.

give less and less of a damn as the ages progress...

I remember arguing with a Sama about league though.

sincerely hope your not thinking im that one fuckhead from the pones... ive always been pretty uninteresting

Pretty sure I was

...

It all makes sense now.

...

he was just "sama"... that was his name in the threads

...

...

all is lost

Which is why I thought he was you for the last 2 years or so.

Pony sama is better anyways

no hes gay

i thought of you while i was fapping an hour ago.

This

ayup... not even me

seemed like a nice guy

our is too tho

Rolled 6 (1d20)Can I get dentures?

it was spicy trap hentai

I just thought you died inside and changed a lot.

well... i did

but again, different fella altogether

...

ecks dee

You're a nice guy

I always thought the pony one was a cunt anyways.

Wait Emma's a trap?

Emma do you want to go out with me

thats was polite, thanks

heh... well alright

no

np ^_^

help its so kawai

...

Oh

Do you want to go out with me anyways?

change your name or something

kowai

No but ikt thinks you're cute

i love this industry so much

nah, that aint it
been using this one for a very long time...

me?

Put "Not the pone" in your name

Goodnight.

i fail to see how that would benefit me

Alright then

plan B

Just start posting ponies and accept it

Wow gosh really? I'm not sure I like him though, I hear he's Vietnamese.

tried that once... i died a little more inside and it didnt do much

we pone dump nao

Everything is going how I planned.

...

...

FLOOD DETECTED POST DISCARDED

wow ky

M-Mhmm!

I'm white and privileged so you'd end up a racist

yea screw this

gomen!

and on that day samas heart shrank 1 size

are you saying traps were a mistake?

Kyaa

anime was a mistake

wait

ywn have an imouto stomp on you

Luna best pone

*stomps you*

mistakes often go hand in hand. kinda like me and anime

*makes that face*

You're a mistake

*makes that goat*

...

nice

same

same

nice

we got played

tfw this weekend went by too fast

Oh I get it now. Your name. Bath thing.

Help

...

...

uguu

Am I cute?

*pomf*

no

Is my dick cute

...

...

Is my vagina cute

n o m e

That asspussy

...

Lol sama so old

...

realization:

I didnt start browsing image forums until i was 23...
I was too old for this shit before I was too old for this shit

i keep getting older
thread trap sluts stay the same age

SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

...

wat if... all the traps here are like 50?

They have some nice butts for being 50.

...

was NOT expecting muu's ass...

no body ever does

snuck up on me that time... goddam

I heard he stinks.

...i heard kamuu is a slut

and not the good kind.... i mean the kind you get when you google "chickenhead"

Grim

Hold me

you know what im talkin' about

maaan
i got these cheeseburgers maaan
you gotta eat em
maaaan

not that one

inb4 moar grabassery

...

who is best trap tho

Emi best trap

proofs?

Wish comes a cose second

Ask Grim he saved pics

on second thought i dont want to know...

Here sama

youtube.com/watch?v=nq2g-z6fiNw

i ain clickin none of that shit niga

Rolled 20 (1d20)SUNS UP, COCKS UP.

...

wtf is this png gif sorcery

Chrome

Bwahahahaha

That's a gif.

still aint cliken

Rolled 1 (1d20)
Look at that fucking natty 20.

=NATTY 20=
=HORSE COCK=

Rolled 14 (1d20)
OH I'M FUCKING DOOMED

Down at the cabin you see

A head with long hair floating in the lake

That night there's tapping at your window

But you're on the second story

...

jesus... i just found a webm of scoots

i forgot what an ugly faggot he is

There is no meed to be so rude

no wonder hes mad like ALL THE TIME

Goddamn fucking faggot retard

The only one mad here is OLD MAN sama

Damn

honestly...

Yo man.

That's like... offensive and stuff

im kidding 6/10 would do pints with... only to probably get belligerent and end up in fisticuffs, get thrown out and we develop a true bromance after we get out all that sexual tension

Oh boy.
I sure have been roasted.
Holy shit.
Its another shoah

Inga you look like an albino badger don't be hating

...

inga is a cool dood

hold

I would post a picture to disprove you but i've not been sleeping for 20 hours so maybe some other time.

glorious...

doots, I...

I've never been held IRL.

...

Linking posts is for faggoos

This is hard to believe, loco

not sure if id drink with grim tho... heard hes kinda touchy feely

Well not counting when I was a baby.

thahp

It isnt, they are as prickish as a cactus. Would not hug

are you implying my browser is inferior

I DONT SEE IT

Aren't you using Chrome?

your loss

sometimes all you need is a hug

as a child?
none of that?

True, its why ive such a large rap
Sheet

dont gimmie no lines and keep your hands to yourself

My parents resented me for being alive as a child so.

ah, there it is

Shame loco cant stop lying

You're really close to getting me actually upset

when was the last time you touched someone of the opposite sex that wasn't related to you

ytho

yes but what is your point?

It displays images without paying attention to the filetype, which is good I guess

Theyd almost be just barely annoying if they didn't lie

Wow, totally alienated me because im homosexual
;-;

wait, you're actually gay?!

Iooooco

Yes hello

Bi
Baka
And it wasn't long ago, a day ago.

babe babe babe you know, I...

I learn something new every day

it was thursday for me

You ever do something and think it's a really good idea and then instantly regret it? That's what I did just recently.

...

Stick a dick in ur ear too?

Do you remember that business with the WTC

I did that. It took them a long time to forgive me but we worked it out in the end.

here I thought scoots was the mastermind

lol found it

so guess who gets to replace a 4tb hdd

this fucken guy

I wish it was something as stupid as that.

Or is that what i want you to think

its clever ruse:

pretend to be gay just to fit in

me irl

but thats what rused me :((

tell us your tale

Its a shamenkim cattrall has a vagina

pls some of us dont get ur britfag references

I think it would be better if I didn't tbh.

...

Police Academy so good

The damage has already been done. It only goes up from here.

thepiratebay.org/torrent/10282758/

The problem is the damage hasn't been done, and I don't want it to happen, but if it doesn't happen, it will only get worse.

whatever happened to steve gutenburg

...

Probably 'nam

canadanon is Kanra. He proposed to me. I said yes.

Apparently je was in sharknado 4

He

saved for future use... but naw that e sound of the read arm sticking. its either the control board or the arm.. both need disassembly. not worth it to me.

i usually buy wd drives... i went elcheapo with a couple segates, the failing one is a seagate

Oh fuck me I forgot my name I'm stupid

What are you s.m.a.r.t. or something? LOL. That's the only drive I'd be getting.

WHO COULD HAVE FORSEEN THIS

yea actually

they were cheap grim, lasted 3 whole years!

KEK.

True image is nice too. The older version i like the best because you can make an image and mount it. No mounting with the newer versions.

you get what you pay for my boy

i know, i know... fucken.

wanna get a couple 6tb WD6001FZWX

maybe the push to do it

how long will a wd40 last?

do you really want to put 6tb worth on one drive though

about 5

Depends what you're spraying.

raid 0 my man

Lol

BULLY RESERVE HERE

raid 1 them and get a 1tb ssd for your speed sensitive things

if i go with them id rather set to a raid 5 maybe.. parity, redundancy and whotnot

...

then you need to buy ANOTHER DRIVE

its 6 4 tb drives... one is failing

matter of tiime before the other damn seagate fails

i shoulda fucken known better

I swear. You had one job

k poor snek

Why not just RAID-0ing a bunch of 1TB NVMe SSDs.

How to relax shoulders and neck?

ssd's dont suit my needs... the reduced speed is negligible for an NAS solution in my case

are your massive boobs hurting your back?

Heroin

bae pls.. do et

i want you to

hit me as hard as you can

Stretch.

Then heroin.

Relaxation is a myth. Drink coffee.

cocaine and protitutes

*SMACKS DAT ASS*

yesssh

These are all terrible suggestions!

I went out dancing today and realized that my shoulders are always tense and my partner could apparently feel it. I had no idea but I gotta figure out a way to relax.

Look at me.

I'm the senpai, now.

Hmmm, less laptop?

s-senpai...

All my work and studies are done through the computer, so i gotta find something that will work outside work hours!

*pet pet*

How be you?

chiropractor has these electrode he hooks up to the tense muscle and just zaps them into relaxation... i had an unfortanate incident with a headboard, he hooked those bitches up to my neck, in like an hour i could move again

i need to clean desktop

and C
and D
and E

I'm the opposite of healthy so I wouldn't know lol

get a second screen

i bes... having a snack, chillen. talkin to mai new senpai

I need to get snacks too, but too lazy...

I need more chilli and chocolate.

I'd need those for every day though no?
I don't want to rely on that, I just gotta find something that makes me stop tensing up by myself.

Mmm I dunno, it has never really bothered me till now.

all these icons, all my why

...

i got raw cashews... no salt

fuck idek... yoga maybe?
mine was an injury so i suggested it

could set key macros, app profiles at boot, voice controls, cortana.... no, gotta have 50 shortcuts instead

I'll figure something out. She was great at giving me a quick shake when she could feel me being too tense.

post 2d grill holding condom with mouth so i can sleep peacefully

cortana
more like data harvester

Brother

we all botnet nao

rate mah derptop

Ioco

...

new thread when

Why does Yan always blank post about Loco ?

ur turn fgt

Because he loco

new

I got a pot noodle... I guess I can pad it out with a little salt and butter.