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What if it's 11PM on a wednesday night and you have no friends except you guys ofc

r u eba?

I'm using Netflix cause I'm normie and it's easy

also that sounds like so,e filthy frank shit lol

ky lmao

stop luka

don't ruin it, seriously

who are these mysterious kind canadanons

*pat pat*

MIND CRUSH!

Bringers of the kind and the winter.

One of the two is not as good as the other.

spoilers and 10x???

kms tbh

Secret weapons is that you

I wish I wasn't a bitch and I could kill myself tbh

in during the guess who that Canadian is game...

just get ripped and base your life on being as buff as possible and die young like zyzz

Well you were half right~

Don't do it fam.
There's too many things to jerk off to in this world to warrant it.

It wouldn't be a secret, then.

you are wise!!!!! o.o

WHICH hALF PLS ;;;

zyzz was a roidhead faggot that got it in the ass it's true prove me wrong pro tip you can't

But why jerk off when you could be celibate and sustain all of your life force never let any filthy "woman" (AKA succubus) steal it?

Oh hey gogs

I just wanna know if its spoils or 20X

The half you were right about!

u aren't? ;~;

'Cause then you might become productive 'n shit.
And then you wouldn't be bored.

Exactly~

This is Satan speaking isn't it?

yeah but at least he's dead lmao isn't that your goal

so you are 10x? hi!!!!

What? No! I meant NOT doing it would.

My goal is to have a piece of property in the middle of the woods with enough money to never have to work another day in my life and just walk around on said property naked because fuck it why not. Is that a weird life goal? Probably.

You better have meant that. I've got my eye on you Satan...

Fire your neurons harder~ :3

Fug.

no dude but but you totally annoyed Eva into not posting or coming around anymore, sorry I know that's mean but it's true, so don't go asking every Canada user if they are eva fuuuckk

it me

hi guero how's your night going so far?

not spoil

Hi Emma

That's pretty fucking gay and also probably never gonna happen

Eva??? i dont know many candas

i don't know!!! i guess pretty good since I got to pet my doggos and have a lasagna and some cake

Hey you guessed right this time!

Land in canada is pretty cheap my dude, but I might never get enough money to never have to work again. But god dammit I will be a nudist on some ass fuck nowhere property at some point in my life.

yep... the guess who i am post

always cute and funny and totally never a waste of anyones time

Dad doesn't give me head pats and call me his darling little girl anymore...

yeah I'm emma, eat me out

aaaahhhh I looove doggos my aunt/uncle and cousins have a shit load I love going over there and giving them all pats and letting them climb all over me

how many woofers do you have?

Jelly-sama.

no rin...

fuji?

no i didn't!

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Why is Spoilers back to being Eva?

Hi Rin, I am Dad.

There are many flaws in that guess~

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you do it

but your anonymous!

got that backward momacita

oh i dont think we've ever had a conversation lol hi

the frozen wasteland is cheap i bet
just buy like three square feet in the middle of nowhere and live in a mobile home on it

you haven't been around!!!! ;_;
*pat pat*

I have a pibble and a chocolate lab and they both live with my grandma so i sometimes go there just to cuddle them and stuff

yeah everyone's time here is sooooo important

fuck outta here

uuhhhh yeah ya totally did but it's no biggie I guess

oooohh true enough! My cousin has two Pomeranians they're so funny they're smaller than most big cats

I went for Birdgina but ended up with blue Shrek because I just mash the skip dialogue button half the time.

i dont need to take that from some user dime a dozen canadafag

Can't be bothered.

Hi, Dad, how are you?

welp

i wanna give nyx my stick

Satan be damned, them diggity digits.

But no you were right on your first guess, hence the mind crush~

Upside down*

I think we have, like once. Wasn't anything beyond small talk though.

A couple acres is like less than 100 grand in Nova Scotia and that's nice forest land with hot (by maplenigger standards) summers. And I might end up living in a fucking camper at some point. I'm convinced I have mild autism or something and I just can't fucking deal with people, and I can't stand living in a city, it's not even a large one for fuck sake but it drives me mad. Living in a fucking tent in the forest seems preferable to this shit tbh.

now youre just making up stuff...

That's rich coming from a figment of Trump's imagination~

smol puppers are better for cuddling but i still love my big dogs

I'm doing pretty good! I've been not wanting to die for a while now and I'm losing weight and working on my GED and stuff. How about you, Rin?

im the figment of YOUR imagination... no one else can see me here

hallo friendos

I have been doing decidedly not awful.

I saw Power Rangers last night, and that was fun.

Holy shit this is hilarious.

No I don't. Very few people do. But only dealing with a couple people to buy food is hardly dealing with people at all.

Last week.

Hell if I know.

Subscribe to and like this post for possible answers.

So, if we fuck is it just like imaginary masturbation?

downloaded power rangers yesterday

the torrent was mislabeled... it was ghost in the shell

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surprise surprise

you did just take that

I love big dogs too, the other 3 they have are normal to big size and they are nicer than the 2 little ones...

like fucking your own head

Axe-Crazy Clover does weird things to me.

Quality meme my friend. 1776 will commence again!

heh... so i did. touche'

do you guys think will accept my friend req on steam?

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that's good to hear :3
I've been meaning to get out to the theatre for weeks but instead I've just been sitting here playing this stupid old sailing game for hours at a piece

i dont super care either way i just dk how to address you lol

my pibble is a huge sweetheart he wouldn't hurt a fly

I regret every life decision I've made to make me click a "dance" option in ME:A.

Sounds hot~

Eva is fine. x3

great

im enjoying the memes

no spoilers btw

its fucked... gonna play vidyagaem

k bai

Mostly similar for me but instead it was SC2.
Because I was finally doing the campaign.

Now to just waste all my time in Allied Commanders.

what should i do now?

;~; who r u?

awww he so cute

he's smiling ^^

I miss playing league eith you!

you were one of the only ppl as bad as me sorry

I beat it. The only achievements I'm missing at this point is romance three people and the strike team stuff. I'm not an asshole and going to spoiler it.

Really?

Mobas are so baaaad though.

i don't even know anymore...

see

I'm going to bed good night ily unles u r a grill thated b gay grilss r gros

What do you mean? they're so entertaining.

Nini.

I haven't played in a looonngg time I don't even remember my login and stuff

yeh they're shit tho

I will armbar you so hard. :c

Dragon maids a great though~

Hi Rin

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eba? ;~;

Later, Stay-Puft.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=36IgjXkSoPM

I love that anime so much, everyone I know who likes anime says i like stupid shows, idc tho

you know I'm not wish right?

Yes.

Well those people are objectively wrong!

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I don't know what that is.

That's me irl but not really

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Yeah you nerd

I was just fuckin with you and ended up getting too into Far Cry 4 to respond
Sorrymasen

:eggplant:

luka makes better threads than grim

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my 2 friends made fun of me last year when I said himouto umaru chan was funny >.>

you are that cranky irl?!

tsssss far cry 4, do u have ps4?

kill la kill really fkn heating up now, that fancy girl w the parasol just showed up and unraveled this guys super suit

Spinel was great~

That's not a very high bar you're setting.

????

:O
meow
*pets the ooble*

ur folders were great~ ♥

Its a healthy snack

Escape from ISIS mode is fun tho

Nah, just PC

Glad you're liking it
I remember watching most of the second half high af dude lmao

it looks gross

But I made it just for you . . . .

omfg the parasol girl had the other half of the fkn scissoooorrrr

I'm always high bro 420 blaze dat diggity dank xD

you made it? how?

They are gaaaaaays!

That they are~

where u go?

I grew it in dirt

Hell. It is winter there now, though.

where is it? i don't see it.

at least you're back now!

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What a fucking cool guy
Now post butt

Hi Rin

🍆

uwu

what's it good for?

whatcha up to?

Hi

Woah! another canadain?!

You eat it

near border isp is a meme, don't believe their lies

does it taste bad veggie?

huh? ._.

eatongcumcmbers

tssss whatever I don't let anyone get me down over what I like nd don't like ^^

I'm cool for other reasons it jus coincidence I smoke big weeds all the time

no wai fam

It tastes purple.

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i don't like them... tasteless to me.

sounds weird...

lol santa

Eat it.

i dun wan to
it's weird.... and icky looking

Where are the dutch programmers?

just press backspace and it wil fix that code

Wow come on I have like the biggest crush on you I swear

you make my heart go donkey donkey

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Welcome back, Holla Forums.

April 5, 2017

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Translated
Catulus Syndrome - Chapter 1
Catulus Syndrome - Chapter 2
HappySugarLife17[WFScans]
more_than_friends_ch17
more_than_friends_ch18

same

April 1, 2017

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April 2, 2017

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April 3, 2017

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April 4, 2017

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Thank you, Yuri Fairy.

I read that as "Yuri Fieri".

Get a life

felicia miad has best voice in my entire roll so far!
....only 1 star tho...

cute pic! ♥

tsssss i dunnnooo about all that tho

i added you steam

rate guy feiries frosted tips

It's like he never left the 90s with a "flaming" Hawaiian shirt, jorts, and noticeably fake blonde highlights.

2 mins in and me and 10X are already cybering

life is good

I have all the dragon lolis.

His masculine image is that exactly, just super dated, it's funny... he's always got the most ridiculous watches and bracelet s on too

lol I haven't even opened steam yet this is nawt true!

If he was a decade younger, he seems like the type to wear A&F polos with the collars popped, gay hemp bracelets, and "destroyed" jeans to this day, even though he was already in the 30s in the 90s.

testing

spin.com/2017/04/pizzagate-guy-fieri/

I regret even Googling his name to find out how old he is.

polos are gay af

I think he does a lot of coke too, I read that somewhere

he a train wreck

it worked xD

When you're about to place the winning kill on someone and your game freezes....

my name isnt :(

no more cat ears for me

manakins did you watch the movie I tell you about?

why live

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just the prologue, then i got bored ..

is colbear here

dude how is that boring?! It's about violent bloody revolution in your country! I thought it was hella interesting

This is all recent history too!

nottheonion

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wow.... ur rich... all those orbs musta cost u a fortune.
._.

s-sorry

i'm no fan of history

tfw no white alcoholic thread person to share con memes with

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this actually blows my mind

it's OK tho you're still the best

share your funny stories w me grim ;__;

LUX BUFF LUX BUFF LUX BUFF LUX BUFF

When you asked for colbear, I read it as cold beer.

Is cold beer here?

u even got bunny girl!

who's the cute middle bottom row?

oke gimme 1 sec

the liquor stores close at 7pm here

7PM

UGH

DOWNSIDES OF LIVING IN BUMBLEFUCK NOWHERE

fireemblem.wikia.com/wiki/Julia_(Genealogy_of_the_Holy_War)

She kills dragons

N-no cold beers?

short attention span and other mental issues.

well, to be honest, it was somewhat a dark past that we are not proud of

but you're too cool for clash royale

okaaayyyy

wew

BEHOLD

WORLD ANCHORS

well, walmart/target have beers, but I want my johnnie walker :c

That's fine.
I can't stand beer anyway.

I have it but I never play it.

I was pondering on getting some hard cider, but fuck 190 cals/serving

ah well ill try tomm

I can relate!

you're just a gem now tho! Documentaries aren't for everyone anywayy

p-play it with me

this corrin girl is my first ever dragon!

10x did you watch kobayashi finale

i-if i'm the best would you be my number one subscriber

But I don't wanna play that game.

She has a pretty good breath.

it fucking died.

not yet pls dun spoils

Ive been watching kill la kill all day on netflix it's so fkn awesome, I only watched the first couple epis when it came out

Mhmmm~

You should start a YouTube channel!

It's more fun if you play with friends it's like league of legends that way

FE: Heroes is just a waifu collector.
I'm guilty of playing shitty gatcha phone games but FE: Heroes is kind of extra shitty.

rawr

klk is pretty top tier

prepare for FEELZ my dude

That's what I mean, I have a channel but it's only filled with copyrighted contents.

I KNOW shame on me
but it's something I have a hard time finding the complete version of them.

I refuse.

SHE DOESN'T HAVE PANTS ON

she's a dragon?

peace broskis

A weird looking one.

:(

What's the FE stand for? I sorta wondered what kinda game it was

I alrdy am feeling a fk ton of feels

I've been watching for like 6 hours now lmao

oooooohhh cool!!! Link me to your channel I Will like and subscribe

i hope this will work youtube.com/channel/UCocXwc5z4QqPTou_llu1zCw

bathroom break brb

night

nini

Fire Emblem.
The series is kind of an overly melodramatic tactics/strategy games. They're pretty fun with decent depth but devolve into "which character do I want to fug", especially among its fandom because its character design is just pure fanservice for both.

it worked!!! I'm listening to your music now

nini sleep weelll

ooooohhhh OK I've heard of those rpgs

Yeah that's kinda corny imo but enough ppl like it guess? Are you playing anything ATM?

SJW Effect. It's been decent despite mannequin faces.

thanks!

i'm almost done with that album.
Next is guitar version and piano.

hard to fix those dead eyes in vidya game characters

neat!!! You should upload some gameplay if video games you like ^^

well.. yeah I have that wish too, my gameplays are nothing specials though!
and screen recording taxes my laptop too much.

the random (ish) stat growth plus permadeath makes each game an exciting adventure into savescumming

Pretty much. It just makes you just keep doing the same missions over and over in the early stages because your waifu is a shitty character, gameplay wise, that becomes horrendously broken in the endgame.

its so worth it to get to the point in Path of Radiance where Rhys can just solo an entire level with the right skills plus a Nosferatu tome and a laguz band or whatever. that twisted tower level he can laugh at after being a healbitch all game long

808

nightmares and 808's?

today is not want to go to school hlp

808 pee pee

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hii

:wq!

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someone with programming knowledge, for the love of god, please help me figure out how the fuck i go about getting a JSON array into a spinner widget

it cant just have a fucking add method can it? no, it wants me to make other widgets to handle shit for it
fuck

this is on android btw

can i give u snarky answers? i dont know anything about this topic whatsoever

Ouroboros is completely broken
Do we have a discord?

yan has one, but i dont know if hes cool with me inviting people

can I get some context here this is a fairly charged word for me

Shitty app version of Holla Forums that doesn't get bogged down like the web page on a mobile browser
Except now you can't post

1d4chan.org/wiki/Ouroboros
im gonna call this a symbolic victory
we're just snakes on a plane of existence eating our own tails

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f

fancy meetin another face out here in tha wastes
howdy stranger

hello to you too, bard

man im becoming addicted to 3d azn grills with light skinned sideboob. how do i find more

programs.clearerthinking.org/how_rational_are_you_really_take_the_test.html

more meme personality tests tim

although I suck at card games

i want to get off this wild ride

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This one strikes me as wildly inaccurate.

I know right

ehe

I am not sure where I would place you.

Ido not really know what the distinctions are
I think free spirit is the live in the moment sortof thing maybe

im adowable stop buwwyingme

tfw no looloo buffs

vocaroo.com/i/s18YBhBXcUoK

lucky beigar

are you sick?

Yes.

aww :(

hope you get better soon

I try my very best.

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-petpetpet-

areyou skeptical to the result

I wasn't expecting it, if that's what you meant. Though it's an online quiz, any selection of answers is going to get you somewhere.

someone teach me to asynchronous network programming pls

goggws!!!

Have you seen this show about the whimsical dragon maid?

sounds like fotm trash from /a/

IT IS

How are you doing, meme machine?

I love it.

Grim called it satirical. Do you get that impression from it?

*BARK BARK BARK BARK*

itis not just ponies mom it contains a lot of adult jokes and themes

You want to fucking go, friend?

I am fine with shows with just cute colours tbh

Get on so I can punish you.

too lazy to save pic of results: puu.sh/vb2uZ.png

that is next on the list after i master neural nets
kILL ME

goodnight

maybee later

You'll never be a true detective in my eyes.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This is right, though.

well it sounds detectiveish

well many people are making the claim that it mocks other shows and their typical fanservice and lolicon stuff

I mean it sure seems like that's what they might be going for I guess
but in the words of a wise philosopher, "ironic shitposting is still shitposting".

it's KYO ANI
OF COURSE IT'S IRONIC

Okay, so I am not crazy to think that it really is simply pandering.

no it's not crazy, but I think a likely explanation is that they are delivering fanservice and loli stuff while also making fun of themselves for doing it

fsadfsdfsdaf

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have you seen :"blow" with johnny depp

Maybe that is more apparent after the third episode.

Y-Yes?

heres a picture i took with my best friends

You've only seen the first 3?

It bored me, and I could not find the humor in the self-mockery, if that is what it was.

but she was so cute, the dragon maid i mean!

the face you make when you are lesbians with the oblivious mc who is in reality us the fans

She is so fucking annoying.

mugi best kyon

quetzlcoatl please smother me with your massive rack!!!

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Nice hover hand, nerd.

fuck off moogs

Hmph!

?

It was a bad joke. I'm going to go find dragon sushi.
bye.

Gogles hates me.......

The ineffable horror.

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comfohwt me~

You are an incredibly sensitive man who inspires joy-joy feelings in all those around you.

this image always seems erotic to me

shibes are not for lewds

t-thank you....

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