"I want to get on top of you and take you, Squash" -Guero

Or I could get you a folder, if you want.

And that leaves me with my avatar as Yakui, since you know... never sober.

Isn't there already some brainless faggot posting Ozoi

your mom posts ozoi

We have the same spirit mom

she a witless lezbo who posts ivan oozio

I'unno maybe.

this is some particularly gay shit youre posting

you're gay

takes one to know one

This is what happens when I'm in a thread.

I derail everything into faggotry.

Don't take credit for my accomplishments

post tats

...

girls are gay

tats what she said

Scanner Ozoi or Yabai?
tbh I like Yabai moar because pretty eyes and Ya name.

Sabrina you are a gay faggot

Sabrina is a straight faggot

You're a big man behind that monitor, but I guaran-fuckin'-tee you you step off a plane Austin–Bergstrom and say that shit to my face, I'll swell both them eyes up.

Just ypu watch, gashcunt

Go for Yabai, as someone said, someone else is already posting as Ozoi

What is wrong with Texans?

gib Yabai thread

I bet you don't do nothin'. You'll just sit there and thumb your nuts while you play big man and try to claim some fame. But you messed with the king. I'm the king and I'm the one puttin' you out in the wood yard. I'm the one sayin' "off with your head" like Mel Gibson in Braveheart when they sliced his fuckin' head off, you stubby necked, candy-ass sidewinder.

just kiddn' ilu :3

Evangelicals.

How fucking dare you!!!! You been watching too many danny boyle movies and listening to too much bbc scotland. You are nothing more that a gash to me. I FUCK GASH REEEEEEEEEEE. Aye bet you'd know about wood.

hai hai :3 wassup

Ash makes a good girl.

The best part is travis county is pretty much just Austin and Austin just wants to be California.

I never did find all those gems. All I know is they were annoying 'cause I couldn't take them out of my inventory and store 'em anywhere.

Austin wants to be Austin before all the Californians built condos on 6th street to be part of "6th street culture", then started whining about the decibel levels and passing ordinances.

is adding function pointers to your function arguments a good thing if you end up doing it a very much lot

They are moving in and stealing your jobs and women.

It won't be long now before its all over.

Trump needs to build another wall.

brb, drugs

Damn carpetbagggers.

Really? I made sure getting tjem was first priority... meant you found mega bank after the thieves guild quest. Kind of an makebankquick perk.
Mind they could be a bitch to get at times.

When I was playing, I kinda focused more on fighting and making weapons. If I ever get my TV fixed, I'll get into it again and try to branch out.

Yeah fuck Canada.

They will probably die out in the summer if you're lucky.

I tend to thieve and moidah
Im a lowlife

The mosquito population is expected to be high, and a lot of them are anti-vaccination folks, so maybe the problem WILL solve itself.

I made most of my money by waiting for bandits to respawn in dungeons, then slaying them all and looting. Fun fun!

he needs to build the other one first

You savage! Are you a tank? A paladin?
I find just normal tanking gets boring fast
Im just a mess
Also Return of the jedi is on
Rip carrie
Hows mongay?

I just levelled fire magic and mana and murdered all the npcs

Oblivion was a lot harder let me tell you

The wall won't work, but here's what might.

Line the border with giant TVs facing toward Mexico. On each TV will be a splitscreen reel. On the left will be a Buzzfeed feminist whining about "manspreading". On the right will be Bill O'Reilly bitching about the "war on Christmas". Underneath will be the caption, "Are You Sure?".

I don't know what I am exactly. I'm handy with two-handed weapons and light armor though!

I appreciate the straight-forward sword fights in the old Star Wars movies. All that flippin' around and doing gymnastics with glowsticks sucks in the prequels sucks all the tension and drama out of scenes IMO.

Sounds like a berserker style...
and yeah same, its supposed to be space cowboy samurai... esh!
Nothing like bad modern to make us appreciate the old.
I need to remember to send you some junk tomorrow btw.

I'm back boys.

What did I miss?
What am I doing?

I'm playing as an Ork who uses nothing but 2 handed weapons.

I named him BONK.
I don't know how to boost up bare fist fighting.

Scanner
Gib Yabai folder

Gloves of the pugilist

I only have two images.
I didn't think of even finding more pics.

I'll make a folder now.

Exactly. Luke letting loose and wailing on Vader probably looks silly to younguns, but it makes the scene more intense, suspenseful, and emotional. He's clearly snapped and come close to giving in. His dad just did pretty rave tricks with Obi-Wan until he got too close to the pyrotechnics and hurt himself.

And yup, these were some new pretty Sabrina pictures I stole. :D
What're you sending? More nudes?

Check this image out, Yan.

You're right, she is perfect.

When I'm always right I'm right.

When I'm wrong, see the first thing I said.

Give it up 'Brina, ive the high ground.... and poor maul, eeesh!
Hope the mext one is better, i mean tbh rey was good and stuff and it was decent... but pls Didney

Well... i guess i could, i was actually going to bore you to death with reading material... i suppose carrot and stick works

How do I give you this folder?

dropbox it or something.

On it.

Got a few images now, if you want em.

Episode VII was...cute. The characters were kinda dumb, but they were likable and the performances were good, which elevated the material. I enjoyed it. Plus no stupid lightsaber flip gymnastic shenanigans. Always a plus!

Girthy plums and carrots make a fine stew.

How many is a few

Plums >:D
Yeah, it wasn't exactly an original storyline
BUT the individual performances made it different and good. Even if Kylo was a massive emo fag like his grandfather.
Did you see rogue one? I haven't seen still.
W e w

Rawr!!!
Whats for lunch?

More than 10?

dropbox.com/sh/bzw9qe210cuabsw/AACh-Rjp5SFaMNldJmCK0tD-a?dl=0

This good?

Now I'mma buy suits a business rpg because I need my fucking indie game fix.

omfg the heart part 4

Wassat?

store.steampowered.com/app/219640/
Free game from Steam.

scanner play chivalry with me at some point

bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-39406131

Congrats britlads
And now that you left the EU you sure could use some old fashioned democracy, don't they, yanks?

...

new music

Whoah thats cunning

Ok, why is it free?
I'm paranoid.

because it is shit

THIS COUNTRY IS RICH!
HAHAHAHAHA!

YES, THANKS DEAD DINOSAURS!

What is your steam?

Did you have to buy it?

Yes, I bought it in 2013 and I have 27 hours logged.

Probably trying to revive the playerbase, I don't know.

Rogue One is OH KAY. It's far superior to the other prequels, but you probably won't care about the characters. (Because the screenwriters didn't.)

I went to a lunch meeting. They gave us sammiches from one of my favorite places. So good!

What sammies???

youtube.com/watch?v=vFdBjeVpLPs

Yeah, installing, who wants to play?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?

But I really wanna play Stories Untold now.
Whose your steam?

Search up SCANNER or scantastic for me.

Playan now, peace.

I had an "Original" from Schlotzsky's. Sooooo good. Dabbed some Louisiana hot sauce on it for extra yum.

dailywire.com/news/14062/rogue-one-actor-if-you-dont-put-muslim-actors-tv-ben-shapiro

Enjoy your forced multicultural plauged faggotry with shitty emo villains. More teenage stars, gay wookies, transexual evoks, and in the name of equality a feminist lesbian princess too in the future.
You love to see your childhood fucked to oblivion, enjoy.

Haven't left the EU yet :3

-pet pet pet-
hello neko

YAS!!!!! Having some jalapeño poppers
Baby stuff^^
Whats in it? Turkey? Beefs?

You gotta go fast
You are the new dubai.

hi yan

chirp chirp i'm a birb

wat

-pep-

I remember when Cyprus found an oil field too when I was working there
Two days later I cycle around and see yankee warships pulling in the local port
Its amazing how quickly you react to this shit

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Neat Song Neko

Go fuck a horse

I don't remember when Jack wasn't a frail little pussy bitch.

Are you nigs seriously began to pick on me just because the thread is dead?
Whoah thats mean

look jack

freshly extracted Alice blood, earned by many late night rigorous futa cybering sessions.

Smell that?

It's the smell of me, delivering harm to someone you've never even bothered.

If you really want to hurt people, they have to love you first.
And everyone loves me.

I can hurt whoever I want.

I got my shit to work so Visual Studio is closed finally.

lol how long was it open?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Are you for hire tho Yan
You could be an e-assasin

Nah lol

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...

...

Reminder that 2B weighs around 300 pounds

good thing the average head can take 520 pounds of force before crushing

random shitposting go

...

great way to die

...

yes

That game actually worths something or is it all 2Bs ass?

Funny how its nerds jacking off to robutts

My nigga, doots that is literally the future anyways

...

Singularity
If you know whatta mean

"its not gay" is about to get a whole new meaning.

Is it gay to fuck my friend in the ass if in VR hes a cute cat girl ? ? ? ?

This makes me want to kill myself.

...

Makes me wanna buy some VR

This is awful

does he have a boner?

;)

at that point you might as well just go gay

its not gay

its just like jacking off with a friend

Brojob brojob brojob

that's gay

no its not

What...

What a time to be alive.

discuss how this makes me want to die

I want it all to be a massive game off bluff, or a prank at my expense

looks like when their parents told them they could be whatever they wanted
they took it far too literally

Should never have given that Rachel-whatever airtime

I WARNED YOU ABOUT NEOLIBERALISM BRO!!!!!!

I TOLD YOU DOG!

bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39410805

Im an open minded person

But ffs

Guess we have race reassignment surgery to look forward to

IM NOT A FUCKING LIBERAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What is this?
Since when?

TRUE
BUT LET ME JUST PUT MY SMUG FACE ON

Dog?

Since i dont know
This is what happens when you dont have a world war in 70 years

Ya know, I was counting on this. Good dog.

nuke moscow

Its the only option

Did you hear the new canadian law Squash?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3634998/Sex-acts-pets-OK-Canadian-Supreme-Court-long-doesn-t-involve-penetration.html

Screwed the pooch there jack

In Alabama it's only a misdemeanor.
So as long as I don't get caught I can bugger any animal regardless.

Fucking BBC man

Should be called Buncha British Cucks instead of British Broadcasting Corporation tbh fam

sick burn bro

Lol says Mexico Tv Centrál over here

Shit its a realy saying. I don't wanna think about how or why

Move to canada
You could have a hound harem

Tbf don't even know why im defending the bbc given how crooked they are and that thwy are the governments unofficial mouthpiece

Its tied to a joke
Something about a drunk man shooting his wife and screwing the pooch
I dunno
Google it lol

I'd rather have just one dog to love.

Also be right back. Need food.

I did. I saw that it exists and did not dare to venture further beyond. Its not my area of profession. Its his

What if the poor pupper throws in the towel
You'll have to change lovers several times during a lifespan
Can your heart take such burden?

...

listen to the new Kendrick single yet?

I don't even remember the channels from over there
I just remember the basic ones

I never really watched TV in Mexico cause I wasn't fluent in Spanish when I first started living out there

Oh god... I don't know where to put this game.
It's good... but not ALL MY HOT DICKS good.

...

Yeah man, The Heart Pt 4?
Shits fire dude

Though I gotta admit The Heart Pt 1 is still my fav one

I liked Pt 2 but the interview with that edgy guy talking about water, cigarettes, and music keeping him alive kinda triggered me

everything hurts

...

Look at China
They tried to keep the same system, they were successful too for 1000 years, then in 3 decades the elites bottled it
RIFK
FOREVER WAR

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Needs a true labour party without shitty neo liberal ideals.

lmao I never caught that

IT FEELS SO GOOOOOD THO

yes it's so incredible, I can't wait for April 7

I think he's go at drizzy if you listen to pt 4 it sounds like he is talking bout drake

Corbyn is the light, fucking blairites trying to shiv him
Cant shiv a man with 600,000 member mandate

Im a grammar nazi at work
My boss hates it
I just had to fill out paperwork and saw the title was mispelled, had to circle that
Proper presentation ISNT pedantick jennie

Pedantic

I didn't know you were about that Hip Hop life Secret Weapons-kun

Does K-dot have beef with Drake?

Man, I've had this shit stuck in my head all day today at work
Man, this would be a great song to rail some lines and fuck to tbh

lmao just point out every mistake to your boss just to fuck with him

Did you join that youth group yet

Im a member of the party

Gimme ni ni

I wish you luck on bringing forth a true workers revolution.
Pocket that as your ni-ni

nee's

What caliber for commies?

mhmm I like rap

I listen to hot 97 today and they were talking about who they thought Kendrick was referencing in this record

nini

More Tohru

Shit country

Shit taste in dragons

Kanna is too mainstream

best dragon

who do you like most?

And at least my president didn't ban free speech on account of jail

Good taste lad

Nobody Kanna Cross It

Can't be as bad as your name lol

Change it already jeez

I enjoy listening to rap/hiphop but most of my friends don't like it so I can never really play anything hip hopish so I always play weeb music or trance

I went to Beyond this past weekend and man I was rolling balls
Good times

Hyoudou Issei

Hi Emmers

thx xD

fuck if people are over at my house I'll put on whatever I wanna listen to, but my friends all like rap anyway

I think whoever s house or car it is should choose music nd. Not feel guilty~

you cannot chose that

Hi Soto
Hi Yan

Why not though?

I'm more worried about the burden on it's ass.

Sobo wanted me to ask you if he can call you imouto and cum in your socks.

Jesus, Jack.
Even you got caught up in this dragon maid anime shit?

We're the only non-scalies left Kyel ;;

Tell me about it.

Nah.

I accidentally read commies as cummies

...

Oh it's usually at my pad where I would blast music but I like to be considerate and play something everyone will enjoy so everyone can enjoy themselves

All my friends love Weeb music and trance so I usually play that

Though there would be times when my group of friends that are complete normies and dont know anything about Anime or Jap music and me and my friends end up shotgunning beers to Asian Kung Fu Generation and kinda weirded out the normies

I ended up playing some Alternative music for those hipster faggots later on cause I felt kinda bad for em

How's it hanging Ems?

Sorry Soto I tried.

Don't look at them Kylie, I don't want you to be influenced by
KYLIE NOOO

He's gross.

2 late

I'll start search for an alice thread to shit up sorry lads can't reply
Join me if ya want tho, you know you want to piss somebody off just for the hell of it.
Fitting task for knaves of your magnitude yall

Buy me a pass and I'll spam fur porn in her threads.

Deal.

Does she post on 4chan?
I can't be where she has power to stop me.

Pretty good, new Yuzumori was great.

How about for you?

I know you are, but what am I?

Wow Emma wtf

Can't a nigga just cum inside your socks for a sec

She hosts threads a couple times a week. Mods don't care about Holla Forums anymore as Holla Forums has become the real monster.

I'm not wearing socks

Since when alice has power on 4chan

As long as I can spam her shit unimpeded.

Bananners

A cutie?

Awww shit nigga, it's my lucky day
I have yet to read it
Been too busy this weekend

Kinda got pissed cause I didn't get paid for my OT from last week but the weekend and a new ch of Yuzumori make up for it

only choose from maid dragon >.>

I can listen to anything and bop my head and stamp my feet so I expect ppl to make similar effort, like, if I know so,me one straight up hates rap I won't play it I guess

I love you guys

I hate you

...

Wait, I think you played that hanzo when I got the achi in OW at halloween event

Okay, you pass.

So youre pretty much just like me
What a considerate guy :3

youre okay

...

...

Nooooo

I played the Ana :3

ReLIFE was bad and you should feel bad for watching it

That's right!

It's not TL'd yet :^)

rip your life.

Fafnir

Fun times. Can't even get mad at those who were there
Needs more like this.

Y-yeah... Of course.

Faffy is best gril

Wooooooow, Fuck you and your moonreading abilities
I'm so salty lmao

What have you been up to anyways?
Cause I know you have so much time on your hands now :^)

-holds your hand- ^^

o-oh sorry .... :(

...

boards.4chan.org/b/thread/727102111#p727102111

Fer old times sake chaps. Let us converse.

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Also most of my friends are chill and can listen to anything, i would never complain about music in someone els s place or car but that's just me

stoooppp trooolllinnggg me!!!!!

memer

i'm not even meeming

OW been good? ^^

What sort of music do you listen to besides rap/hip hop?

:^)

I fucking hated Maid Dragon, something about it just triggered me to the core

:3c

Maybe if you beg Subtle enough he'll translate for you :3

Pretty much just osu and sleep tbh

I was being honest.

do you like fafnir bc he reminds you of ur self? xD

r&b, pop, anything on the radio usually, rock and roll, trap music, lots of electronic music... nd you?

they're so uncute and you normally like cute stuff, it's odd

You should find out what

what's nu with u

I think he's too busy fake filtering me
Feels bad man

What a party animal

Why don't you try going outside?

I feel you on the Pop, R&B and EDM
Rock/alternaitive, weeb music, and Bossa Nova too

Nani sore

mmhm, still at my season high roughly 4150
just not playing much as I wanna push for top 500 at the end of the season since I won't get the icons if I get it now and lose it later

You can't tell these threads about the Alice thread. Bebop gets them banned too quickly

what a fucking achievement

I cring ery time

Wow, is that :3 a cat face and the c is the paw on their chin?

He's the only dragon that isn't a bimbo or pedobait

Wth, Fafnir is the cutest.

RIP ;;

I'm allergic to fresh air.

but bebop likes alice

those fingers man

I'm getting high right now nd I got laid earlier today xD

what's a good weeb music

post your coc

goo job, I'm having a three way tonight
honestly starting to get bored of three ways
orgy when

Fair enough, it's a while away and it's OW so you never know when you could get unlucky and drop a ton of SR
Do you still play cs ever?

W-What the heck..
urus.ai/coc

You know it.

tohru may not fiercely intelligent or driven but she's not a bimbo

so troll...

4 is more than enough, any more than that is overkill lmao

this coc xD

lol oh god
Okay one sec

the joys of waking up at noon

Oh I thought you were fake filtering me for some mean stuff I said

BOIIIII

Have fun at Anime North :3

Round Table ft Nino of course

...

what are you, gay?

im so fucking gay

Yes, they are.

i can't believe you're in top 10 anime betrayals

you're gay too, though

my asshole was the number 1 betrayal

but at least your butt isn't super hairy

like oobles

Your walls though ;;
i.imgur.com/i1WdbnD.png

Nah

What the heck?

Shut up nerd, there's no fresh air there :^)

people still play this???
i stopped at the dark purple walls

excuse me
that's rude

does anyone have that picture of erin butterflying her arm?

i clean up well

not really, I got bored of that game

I played it a couple times recently to try the new map though, it's pretty nice

you do
soft smol round

Wow, you must be really cute and clever to have come up with that all by yourself!

That's because she's a yuri bimbo

thanks mommy

can i get biscuits delivered by drone?

ohh damn this is different alright lmao

your heros are a little better my king is only 13 and queen is 22

fafnir is NOTcute and YOU ARE trolling me x.x

I play it but none of my friends do any more

I like clash royal too

no problem my son
i am proud of you

It's nice if you like smg rushes :c

I've never been happier to get back on mirage or cache after 2 games of that!

the only mobile game you should be playing is POKEMON GO! Sponsored by Starbucks

i do not

Why drone when you can yan

Mhmm! ^w^

He is cute though.

Why you hating?

it's not sexual assault if they LET you do it

you can deliver biscuits to my house?

Want one of my ice cream cones?
I don't share but I'll let you have one just because it's you.

soto you nigger where is the picture of erin carving your dick into her arm?

Bloody fockin' well done Squash
Finest bottle my country has to offer and pass coming along your way next week

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I'll be sure to bring some before our cuddle and dark souls meet up

i cant dark souls tho, ive got to read

Then get off Holla Forums you faggot

no wai that game sux donkey dix

you crazy for this one emma

this seems like a pretty decent meme

I have to get back to the fray but I'll definitely see ya again

i require biscuits tho

No thanks.

Shut up 10x, you crazy.

I mean the only mobile game you should be playing is Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft

thestar.com/news/canada/2017/03/26/trudeau-government-to-legalize-marijuana-by-canada-day-2018-reports.html
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thestar.com/news/canada/2017/03/26/trudeau-government-to-legalize-marijuana-by-canada-day-2018-reports.html
thestar.com/news/canada/2017/03/26/trudeau-government-to-legalize-marijuana-by-canada-day-2018-reports.html
thestar.com/news/canada/2017/03/26/trudeau-government-to-legalize-marijuana-by-canada-day-2018-reports.html
thestar.com/news/canada/2017/03/26/trudeau-government-to-legalize-marijuana-by-canada-day-2018-reports.html
thestar.com/news/canada/2017/03/26/trudeau-government-to-legalize-marijuana-by-canada-day-2018-reports.html
thestar.com/news/canada/2017/03/26/trudeau-government-to-legalize-marijuana-by-canada-day-2018-reports.html

who are YOU

He legalized dog blowjobs and muslim worship before
totally worth it
wait
no

“People are right now breaking the law,” Trudeau said.

“We haven’t changed the laws. We haven’t legalized it yet. Yes, we got a clear mandate to do that. We’ve said we will. We’ve said we’re going to do it to protect our kids and to keep the money out of the pockets of criminals.”

I'm just glad I can help.

If the legal status of blowing dogs was stopping you from blowing dogs before, odds are you're not going to take it up now.

Oh so we've been friends this whole time?

Holy shit, I thought you hated my guts

I guess I can keep being gay and creeping you out then

Oh dude, go to tabletop gaming :^^^)

You will know the true definition of BO
It gets so bad in there man, like We dont even go in there even though 80% of my friends play Magic lmao
It's not worth standing the stench tbh

So you gonna wear a wig for your cosplay or you gonna ghetto cosplay it with your natural hair color?

I'm just kidding

Unless I was right then Im sorry for calling you out on your fuzzy butt

Well tbh Round Table ft Nino was more of a weed smoking vibe

I listen to a bit more upbeat if I want to get drunk
Like Meishi Smile
youtube.com/watch?v=ysoI4uM1V_I
youtube.com/watch?v=EN830lqHbBM

I never did save it

I think Sci has it though

"As for Canadians who want to grow their own marijuana, they will be limited to four plants per household."

I'm good man.

Hmm, I wonder who I'm cosplaying :^)

Idk if friends is the right word

why tho?

...

Oops

at least I don't like nerdy anime boys with big ol rat teeth

I dun think we know each other or have met before

hearthstone is not fun to me xD

ooohh OK li listen now!

Stomp out illegal farms quickly by drawing the line. A plant for each member of the family tho.

Yes.

You like Tohru, what's the diff?

how long til you get people buying land and building "houses" exactly big enough to house four plants for maximum yield per plant?

At least try to have fun though
Take lots of pics too and send em to me :^)

Those words itai'd my kokoro fam

What a savage
Then again I dont really blame you

Post your fav tunes to drink to

That's pretty good
now all you have to do is stop being a country of SJW's

no my butt has no hair
sorry 2 disapoint

also sci is yucky i dont want shitpost herpes tyvm

i don think so

Seems more expensive than just growing illegally.

Gomen

Of course I'll have fun.

I already agreed to it though.

Also urus.ai/yuzumori17

yeah, but risk free operation fam, meet the minimum standard and im sure youre good

alternatively be a landlord and keep a seperate key for an extension to the household with your grow in it for extra income.

No way growing four plants would make up for the cost of a tenent.

Not sure what the legal defintion of a 'household' is, but I'm sure it exists.

omg they are incomparable

I can't even right now

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tsmqrk7Wgsk

hi im 10x or sc ret weapons xD

do you like big weeds canadanon?

Yeah, Fafnir is incomparably better.

The bigger the better.

hi nic 2 meet u i am oobl

Ooby wooby and here pussy catto army

of course not, you just give them a small rent cut for dealing with it, say 1/8th of the cost of the rent off.

therell be some way of gaming the system, at the very least people will have a go at it.

what happened to you 0__o

it will be interesting to see how each province decides how they will sell weed to ppl

oobles is s good name, I hate both of mine they don't even make sense and aren't cute or funny

such regrets

I have a beauty mark on my right butcheek and I hate it tbh
At least with hair you can remove it easily

I can already imagine you finally releasing all your powerlevel in public

Its an amazing feeling tbh
Just don't scare your firends off with your lolicon tendencies

LOL

Is it a group cosplay?
Love Live cosplay pics when?

Man youre so rachet sometimes 10X

Like how even though, you're white

Provinces will want to game it in favour of the corporations. Weaken competition. You can be damned sure there are already people in Ottowa trying to lobby for legislation to prioritize corporations.

Probably like alcohol.

me on the right and you on the left

Au revoir, mes amis.

What a couple of fags.

There's nothing good in that series :3

As if.

Who the fuck is this canadian user anyway

The faggest

How weeby are your irl friends anyways?

Introduce me to your girl friends if I ever go to AN :^)

Alice

I always liked rap and all my friends in college were black nd listened to rap a lot

yeah I've been on a jeezy kick the past few days he so many good songs

pls no, Ontario is so hurting when it comes to this stuff

aaaaahhh hi bardy

huge tiddies/10

I thought they might be nymph or spoilers

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Place looks lit.

There's fucking 3 of them

Which one

The user
The Tohru user

me

thoru user is 10x

get a new nam then
i use to be oodles but then that was taken so i tried oobles

i have a beauty mark on my inner thigh and it literally says "it"
i also have a birthmark on the top of my head that didnt allow skull to develop so i have a hole in my head

No wonder you love taking it in the butt

He has a few, pretty nice dude to listen to tbh
At least you dont have shit tastes so theres that lmao

It was so fucking crazy

Had some rando chick who was probs drunk out of her mind start griding on me then start making out with me, pushes me, then slaps me and I was like "Do that again and I will hit you back I fucking swear" then she apologized and started making out with me again

I escaped from her clutches when she wasnt looking
She was a qt3.14 too such a shame
I knew it was time to dip when staff was asking me if she was with me, and I was like nah man, she just randomly started making out with me. I don't even know her
I was pretty paranoid cause I was rolling so hard and had more stuff on me lol

The first one sounds hot af and would lick/10

The second one just sounds like a fucking nightmare
Like how does that even work lol

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niceu she's cute

impossibru, too much time has passed, also i dun care enough about it to think of somthin else and try and get everyone to call me that

you could just ask me xD

also ppl have been addressing me by name all over the place in this thred!

fk trust me I wasn't doing gay shit hanging out with those guys lol

t-thanks you too..

pleas no?

also uh it was a "strawberry" birth mark, basically a large red circle in my skull. when i grew it shrunk and eventually disapeared, but i now have a small very soft spot about the size of the top of my thumb. if i poke it i shiver and it feels bad man

Maybe you shouldn't have been groping her~?

You slut.

Ain't she though?

I thought you are my wife
Its her kind of play to post as my latest "waifu" on chans I visit
Imagine how retarded it would look to ask before I know for certain

isn't it more appropriate to use ex- or did something happen?

Quit being such a racist

T-Thanks

You said please so I wont

That sounds so creepy dude
I'd imagine it's that weird feeling shivering/slightly uncomfortable feeling of getting poked inside your ear when you go too deep

WOW SHE FUCKING ENABLED ME BRO

She was the one who put my hands on her ass and wanted to dance

I am a simple creature
If a girl puts your hands on her and wants to dance I will gladly play along with her little game lmao

SOME

BODY

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in lieu of biscuits, i have made custard porridge

I spy with my little eye.

YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

a faggot

once told me(?)

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nnnf would smash

ooohh wow

yuupp I'm not your wife xD

nawt racist I know those guys weren't down with gays, isn't even a big deal, not like I act gay normally anyway IRL

A butt.

Good Manaka. Now post Alice, it satiates me~

THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

From behind. Multiple times.

yeah basically, or like biting your tongue

Butts, butts, butts.

everytime I post this, someone's blood pressure is rising!

new

I will fucking end that cunt
DO YOU HEAR MANAKA I WILL END HER

Looks like it