Happ b-day Test

happ b-day Test

:)

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Subtle hidoi

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Luka you killed it.

=w=
this girl is soo adorable~

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When you try so hard and got so far and in the end it didn't even matter.

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ew

ohayou

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You know you twitched.

goddamn it

none of that

They have to keep their anonymity!

Also, loin cloths are hot

bump

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Why does your sweat smell nice?

I drink a lot of cum.

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Cute.

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bumping is illegal

no

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whats your opinion on drinking your own cum

Too late

wat?

u_u

rest in peace threads

I remember when the threads lived

pet me~

ok ._.

With my dick?

/pet
Are you satisfied?

yay~

uh....I guess that's a form of petting kinda...

yay thanks ^^

Thread is deader than Luka's parents' expectations that he'll ever make them feel anything other than shame.

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GREAT BIG MESS

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lewd
:(

LEWD

*hugs*

YAY LUKA

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WOOF

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:D

boop

baboopa

what will scoot do next? :)

no idea, its magiks

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why does asuka's face look weirder than normal in those pics

moar asuka plz

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i like it when she looks smug instead of tsuntsun

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Best girl should NOT be sexualized

i agree ayanami rei should remain pure

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He is right though. Asuka is wife material, Rei is a cock sock, the four eyes is for only lewd and Shinji is a bitch.
So by proxy Asuka is best girl.

Top kek

:@

Is that BARROWMAN!!!!!

if it makes you feel better i prefer fapping to asuka

this doesnt actually happen irl

That is why it was in a dream.

worst girl

Yes Shinji is.

(((disgusts repeatedly)))

uwu

theres no such thing as a good girl girl tho

lately ive been recalling my dreams upon waking up.
lately ive been having erotic dreams.

you cant blame me for it. especially dat sweet body in a plug suit

moar!

strange

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full body plug suit one girl

I bid you all adieu.

the one on the right looks new
i never saw her in the anime tv show

some kinda flasher guy?

._.

she is rebuild exclusive

nee nee

4.44 release when? ;~;
once thats out i'll watch rebuilds...

Supposed to be out this year

;~;

at least i'll get to see scar jo as major next week

im excite

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Why come people post random webms without context?

For the enjoyment of others, and it's mostly MFF that posts those.

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this movie came out in the 90s and the main love interest was a trap

it's a movie about a motorcycle riding rock band called Guitar Wolf or something killing zombies and aliens.

k im interested

And also the lead guitarist pulls a katana out of his guitar and shoots lightening out of it to destroy the alien mothership

well shit what is it?

Hmmmm.... What WAS the name of that movie...

Oh yeah

looks badass. ill give it a look

For once I'll actually do ya nigs a favor and brigthen up your day

bbc.com/news/world-europe-39372030

i could care less

Good on ya lad, hope you drop the fuck dead thanks to one of those savages then.

Same tbh
Not like Europe can get trashier with just 200 sand niggers

Then you'll care. Will be pretty hard without a head tho

There's already a bunch of them over there, and a shitload in Turkey and it's not like people are getting decapitated on a daily basis.

I'd be more worried about eurotrash than muzzies.
At least muzzies won't mug you or move on to your lawn with a trailer.

The ones that can actually afford to move over are usually pretty rich

then again what can you expect from a continent that has literally been at war with itself for all of history until almost a century ago

fucking barbarians and kikes and inbred filth

So you care a little bit?

im like hunched over and not seeing shit

help

I'm missing the filter by country buttan.

It's called sarcasm you fucking autist
You aren't clever for distinguishing the grammatical difference between could and couldn't.
It's the more common of the two phrases and I guarantee you've used it in your life time so you're also just being a hypocritical piece of shit.

try touching a loli's penis

idk i just used an expression that sounded right without thinking about it

i couldnt care ;ess*(

Ikt why is that girl wearing the Sorting Hat and is she a Hufflepuff

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Slytherin Sneks

HufflePUFFY VULVA

yes

fake news

Hello there.

What up. Good Butts.

I'm objective.

Nothing much, just sitting around feeling rather down.

What about yourself?

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Im enjoying myself for once watching anime. Btw you post nice butts.
Why are you down? Up is better.

Hey there Yan, how are you doing?

What anime are you watching? Also I have a folder for butts, I can post more.

For various reasons, reasons I rather put behind me.

I've got the day off but I'm getting ready to go collect my paycheck
I'm going to do it while my supervisor is out to lunch because I have overdue paperwork.

Well damn, a day off and a paycheck. Seems pretty good to me.

Whoa! Calm down there kiddo.

It's just one of those "misheard" expressions like someone saying diamond dozen or doggy dog world.

I wish but bills.

Calling you an idiot is probably one of the least exciting things I can think of.

Im watching Saenai Heroine no Sodatekata. I feel like an idiot for putting this on hold for over year cuz its pretty good :P
Your butts are legendary. Use them wisely.

Thats a good perspective I think? Ahead is better than behind.

I get all autistic when I try to be like one of those normal people and use expressions. I think im better at weeb expressions from anime compared to irl ones :P

I used to think it was doggy dog.

Spray paint the everything!

I know that feeling, fuck bills.

My butts aren't that legendary, but thank you regardless, and I have to think ahead, because if I dwell on the terrible, it'll make me feel terrible, like its doing right now.

oh boy i sure do love it when the one company whos product i backed on kickstarter boots guest voice actors for their political opinions given outside of their work and then prunes any posts asking about refunds on all their forums

I'd rather fuck bitches.
or butts.

this was your first mistake.

You sure seem to enjoy doing it though.

There is no satisfaction to be had in the belittlement of others.
It is a sad and somber occasion to have to point out the slowly declining intelligence of your own species.

You can do that, do both. Bitches butts, there. Best of both worlds.

Nanite kotoda

I know right? Like dumb little shits that can't get common expressions right, and the sperg lords that come to their defense over simple jokes pointing it out.

See, I'm a man with the plan.

More common phrase of the two is the one you corrected, and you're probably one of the dumb little shits who's used it without thinking.
I'd also like to point out that jokes are funny.
You don't have to have a spasm over it just because you fell flat.
Pick yourself up with some dignity.
"Calm down" as it were.

You're a man?

I am, why did you think otherwise?

I was under the impression that you really like penis a lot and having various lewd things done to your butt.

And I cannot call that kind of person a man.

damn I got so deep into HZD last night

shits cray

hows thread

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I don't know man... see I actually think about what I'm going to say, before I say it, so simple mistakes like could and couldn't aren't that easy to make.
There's not one time I've used "I could care less" because, well, it makes no sense. It's retarded.
I fully understand that people of lesser intelligence would totally make such a slip.
And, you're right, it was a sour joke at the expense of lesser beings. Like you said, there's no satisfaction to be had in the belittlement of others, especially for their lacking intelligence. It's why I can't crack jokes at your expense, would be too much like kicking a dog.

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I'd rather use a bidet

i guess i just havent put much appreciation into butts if those arent considered densetsu.

Grim likes when he gets his booty squirted.

it was a team of ex rare devs, i thought that would be pretty low risk

HE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ISNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every time you call Grim gay he kills an infidel.

I want acknowledgment as I go to sleep now!

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k, night

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Oh shit, it's Test's birthday?

Fug. Didn't know.

is it really tho

I thought that was yesterday.

ayy kids, wanna see someone fist a dickhole?

;^;

down to the balls, too

Europe used to be great ya know, before they actually started to take in the trash
Why would you worry about the EU anyway
I dun get it

EU was never great
you can't even figure out how to trade with each other

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United States of Europe when?

The history of this place kinda made its people a bit rough around the edges. You guys never had a single bomb dropped on ya. We ain't bad just bitter.

9/11 wasn't enough.

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Too soon

9/11 my dick

Back, everything is sorted for tomorrow;
all that I'm worried about now is getting to sleep on time.

My head is hurting, my body is feeling terrible. I feel terrible, how is everyone else?

Not as terrible as this morning.

Things are alright, I do feel a bit muggy though, might douse my face in cold water.

I painted my keyboard.

Hi, what's terrible?

Glad to hear things are alright, I hope they continue that way.

Show the painted keyboard. Things are terrible, that's all I'll say.

Same dude, same.

What about you, what's up?

Nothing much, just feeling terrible these past few days, can't shake the feeling away.

Go 2 gp

It's MAHVEL BAYBEE

At least you're not this salty, Empty.

I should go to the GP, but I can't be bothered, also he's so salty.

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Is this it?

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xml vs ini

wassat?

Ffs

Section = Model + License?
???????????????????????

ini flat

xml hierarchy
but a bitch

AJFHLKDJSHGLKJSHDLFKDJAS

Fuck this is too much effort

US was hit with a nuclear bomb in 1958.

Is that why you got some freaking mutants in America?

Like... more so than us?

No that's because there's something in the tap water that turns people into bizarre Austrian-like creatures.

They're called water people

I HEARD OF THOSE!
They're a real thing!

We got goblins and chavs.
Like a fantasyesqe S.T.A.L.K.E.R; but in England.

6 million lies

OOP is so much effort

stop hurting myself

ENERGY, A HEART EXPLOSION
ALL I NEED, ADRENALINE
NEVER STOP, TOO EASY MY MIND
FIND YOUR WAY, ADRENALINE

consider prolog

*pets the Megu*

It'll be kay.

"Reverse engineering" was the most fun part.

> static const int controlSize = static_cast(ControlType::SIZEOF_ControlType);

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/R/ING COUNCIL WITH THE BDAY BOY

shit's dead fam

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Yes, hello.

THANK FUCKING GOD WHERE IS EVERYONE I WANT TO SHIT POST IT IS THE TIME OF THE WEEK I HAVE ALLOTTED TO SHITPOSTING

first of all happy birthday my friend

second of all, you didn't get rid of the erin x TP banner did you?

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They're all dead, nothing to be done about it. I'm in a voice chat and drinking. Also the birthday was yesterday, but thanks man.

Is that what that was, the "kitten" one? Yeah, I got rid of that.

I'm alive!

what voice chat?

i don't see you in any...

._.

were you here when ariel was here last?

i don't want to get you riled up or anything

but why on gods earth would you get rid of such a masterpiece

that was bar none the best banner

kinda smh'ing atm tbh

hey colbert

you are

LUKA YOU DONT EVEN TALK WHY DO YOU LURK VOICECHATS ITS SO CREEPY

Sup homo?

Am I?

i also have a follow up question test depending on how you react

i'm not even nearly as gay as you

not much. it's starting to thunder after like hitting 80 today

hashtag not sure what to talk about

feeling pretty good all in all

you?

Today was actually pretty damn great, honestly. Work was entertaining as hell, all of the crazies decided to call today and all of us were just laughing about it most of the day. Also it was really slow overall so that was good

Oh, and I actually talked to one of our Special Investigators based out of Chicago today, he didn't mention the thunder but it was earlier so

yeah it was like summer earlier, there's a northwesternly front moving it

kinda same. i'm at a weird place in that i've already trained my replacement and i'm currently being trained

by this really smart slacker heavy metal head who picks his nose and belches unabashedly

there's a lot of staring at things for me lately

yeah!

luka rate this girl looks alone

That sounded kinda like me minus the nose picking and belching

In our office, if the person calling doesn't reach someone on our team then it gets transferred to another person on that team, so basically everyone talks to the crazy people because they call so damn often that just by chance they get all of us at least once

This guy today literally screamed at one of my coworkers to go fuck himself, called back like 10 minutes later, got me and was like "oh thank god maybe now I'll talk to someone with brains" because I had talked to him before and he liked me lol

These are the nutbags we work with

she is ok

lol so is there like a chain? or it just gets spit back out to the pool?

it would be funny if there was a ranking call order, like a shitty caller calls, guy one doesn't like it, it moves to guy 2 for swipe left or swipe right, and so on

yeah customers are such fucking morons

glad i'm out of that racket

looking for a number 1-10 here

Yeah, it's more like a pool. It just gets transferred into a pool and randomly sent to an available person

Our customers aren't even like... random people. They're by the very nature of the business the lowest of the low, I work in CHEAP insurance lol

6

wait you're in auto right?

man i'm so fortunate i'm a great driver cause my insurance is trash

are you serious luka?

i would give her a solid 8

higher if she didn't fuck up her hair trying to dye it or trying to whore on youtube

what would make her better for you?

everything about her different. i'm just not interested in her much.

That I am. I'm curious, what are your liability limits? Do you even know what that means?

In Ooble's discord. I'm in voice there every day for months.

are you more into bulls?

how do you feel about this woman?

i have basic liability

it's like 350 a year

test what the fuck

TP you fucking weed wizard

:(
hiding in there where i'm not allowed?

i think i'm going through this O way too fast

it's stressing me out

no
i feel nothing for her.

I bought 6 edibles last week and left them all at my friends house

Feels bad man

Yeah, but even still. Get this, your state's minimum liability limit is $25k/$50k injury, $20k property damage. Mine is $15k/$30k injury, $5k property. Our dipshit drivers total cars all the time, $5k is not nearly enough unless they're junkers

So yeah, we deal with the fallout from those so often

heyy it's tp
what's going on

no shit?

sorry i missed based chii

ariel like seemed to want to get closure

it was weird but nice?

i definitely ended up fapping later to those webms

shit's dead fam

we must put away our differences to save the threads

you're crazy picky luka

alright post an image of a human being who you consider a 7 or an 8

not much just doing god's work

you?

I want to fuck an anime girl
Good night

New Gorillaz album. Fuck yeah!!

LOL. I didn't get a chance to talk with Chii though since it was earlier in the day. Ariel needs to come back sometimes. She don't have to stay.

later thanks for stopping by

sylvan esso april 28

oh yeah i loved both of those girls

they just couldn't handle the heat

I just get my insurance, banking and car loan through USAA lol, super simple and no brokers

But yeah, in your state I think basic liability is plenty

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my mom gave me AAA for my birthday

at first i was so happy

until i learned it was like an extra 20 dollars to add me

lol still nice gift

oh i see where you're going with this

i will work with this and get back to you

you're kinky luka

Hey, at least you can get your shit towed now

You're still fucked if you get in a big accident, but hey

no im not.

well with the state my ride is in now (leaking everything) my worst nightmare has always been one of those asshats stranded on the expressway

now i have a number to call

you kinda are tho

yo luka that bitch you posted is really cute though

just trying to find some brunette with similar bangs to test your scale

how?

testing me?

luka rate

Why does that say Lyndsy Fonseca when it's Emilia Clarke..

wait luka do you even wear makeup?

do you shave your pits?

you didn't like sylvan esso so maybe you put on makeup and look at yourself in the mirror on friday nights?

@subtle

can i ask you a question?

too hexagonal

cheap foreign website that had pictures and probably didnt know what they were doing.

Yeah sure
Can't guarantee I'll answer it though ^^'

at least i got that base pic

i think she likes dime brunettes in distress

if test baleeted a classic OC banner you made

what would you do?

I might try and make a better one
Though probably just live w/ it and forget about it

OH SHIT ITS SO OBVIOUS

luka

thoughts?

i appreciate your advice but i reject it

nose is too sharp

oh man you know you love her

eh...
not good enough.

she's right there for you though

not gonna lie luka, i like your yuri tastes

It's happening.

The next step is to realize that we're something else's playthings (mostly), and that we're merely relaying a message in a fairly brutal way.

wow sleepy

lol...

What is up everyone?

*hufs*
i missed u

hey sox bro what's good

every time you post makes me miss sci a little

i think i will smoke a bowl and wait for the new dynamic of the thread to sort itself out

I am necessary non-sequitur.

you ever meet proto1

I'm supposed to either die in 2038 or some time very soon. I wonder who's gonna win. I wonder if surviving past 2038 is a win condition for me, or if it'd just be some kind of cosmic joke.

No, what's their story?

an old soul

how old are you?

do you know about the swamps?

I'm O.G. - I'm new to the game.

hihi threaders~

wasI gong that long

how do you feel about this

nice entrance

The swamps?

Hello good sir, do you have a moment to discuss the Void?

Yeah, sry. I don't have my folders here :(

I like the paisley.

brushung tioot hs tght now preparitng for bedf thiugh I ahve t o change ny bedsheet stoo afetr I bifnsifh toobursh

yus yus

^w^

for sure my man

what you know about it

oh the movie?

that movie was a trip

what would you post if you could?

Continuing to watch video: There is no winning. There is merely the illusion of winning.

i recommend being really high

and yeah I seem to be stuck there watching this charade from the outside and meddling with it on occasion

aa I try to not be gong for long diappearing but itjust happens

I'd probably start with 'laughing whore.png' and work my way through that folder.

i recommend realizing that the supervillains were right

ty lewdo

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Go away.

this one actually turned out pretty well. Fiada Fey would be proud.

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ce la vie

I'm in my "cancer" folder i left off at when i finally passed out last weekend

too lazy to switch

Iwanna havea baymax to nap with

I did more than try. I broke something, somewhere. It appears to be completely irreparable, and it isn't myself.

honestly test i know it's your birthday and all yesteday

but why would you delete that?

just to piss me off?

you had to know that would piss me off

fresh off the presses, it's ur answer

wanna talk about it?

not much really to be said. let's just buckle up and watch.

where you go?

for sure bro

reading and movies and napping and napping some more and pastries and bwakafeast and dinfind and stuffs like that no tim for fun

stop hey whats that sound

Happy belated birthday, Test.

ditto!

what do u do during fun time?

*apathetic typing*

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it's still rel

Itry to do all the fun things

but

I only have tim for a few fun things

its more rel than we are

still happy day tho?
good feelings?

that would be aptly named "shitposting".

I had pastries and cappu and movie so today was happy day I had showerto and toothbrush and bed now nanana

meow then id like to thank the acatemy for the opportunity to deliver this speech. yes, this post did inded excede all expectations for shitposting caliber in this day and aeg but to take full credit would be to short-change the greats who paeved the way 4 this histric achevmint

by the greats i, of course, mean the catgirls. each and every one of them. and only them.

*hufs warmly* sleep good =w=

which movie?

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socks back again with a new and completely insane posting style

'ta friends!

what if sox bro really is sci

he posts hella

can we temporarily unban sci so i can ask him about his feelings about sylvan esso?

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side note track

this came on on the ride home and there were all those memories

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they are right you know

so this it?

the mod and his goons spend all day on "voicechat"

bring back chii

about what?

She was here this week.

im the friend u have not the friend u deserve

most of it lol

no shit sherlock read the thread

yeah

:(

hiding in their private chat

Why would I? It is mostly your posts.

dar did you have the honor?

brutal

even you as mod is favorable

at least you posted

She graced me with her memes.

please paraphrase the exchange

at least i post....

u_u

"sup"

"nm lmao u?"

"same"

right?

these new admins just sit in their emo chat high castles

here 4 ur reading pleasure:

aww

she was always very boring

rip

Hi TP

Did you watch the Crosby cheapshot?

i mean if i'm going to be real

how is test baleeting my OC

different from you censoring posts?

no?

hey love

50 banner limit

he deleted some to make room for his own

Don't worry about being real! You aren't real, so you can't be. None of us are, really.

big hero 6

oh hockey

hihi

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that one was nice yes
:)
fun

i mean i can't imagine that there are 49 better banners than my shit

that was personal

fuck you test

rip rip rip

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you got me all triggered

cute art style :)

triggered

welcome to the new (the same)

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