Official Scootalooo Thread

Official Scootalooo Thread

Cupcake's Dead Boyfriend Edition

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RIP Cupcake's bf

Right, Tescos in 2 hours for me then.

I'll get biscuits, noodles, cheap curry sauce and rice; what is cheap to buy that is nice to eat?

effort tho


herons xsell line stuff generally, especially the fish

CEREAL, I need cereal...

What cereal is the best, Holla Forums?

(A good topic, people in different countries get different awesome cereal)

Heron is in town centre, a fair away from me; not a fan of fish... but I'll check that shit out soon as I go shopping tomorrow.

i love me some fish, especially beer or tempura battered fish


weetabix for that delicious fiber and amazing value, alternatively tesco value oats

Weetabix

Remember that 'May I have some oats, brother?';
is that still kicking around?

Capn Crunch.

I don't think we have that in the average supermarket.

wat

A meme about two pigs.

aah, i see

I'm a fan of porridge too so yeah.
I'll get my hands of a huge box.

is it considered sexual frustration if im disappointed in myself cumming quickly in the past few masturbations i had?

Yeah, or sexual dissatisfaction.

is discord ded?

nice

You didn't really get Yan to say 'Fat Bat Tats' to me, did you?

nah, i just told yan to fap to some

oh, apparently i said "tell that to scanner", after yan said "qt there is nothing sexual about anything to do with sonic the hedgehog", and apparently he doesnt understand the queens english

But he said you said there is nothing sexual about bat tits unless you're an autist.

I did piss him off though, thought it was you.

You scare me, dude. Stop accruing minions.

yan cant english, it seems
either that or he did it just to fuck with you


gotta accrue more thralls man, these skeleton castles wont build themselves

I'm easy to fuck with too.
I'm an easier target than a fat man on a cow.

it must be so

All hail our skeleton overlords.


plsnobully. ;w;

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2spooky

we have to go spookier

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Sleepy....

Cant believe DJ Khalid was the westminsiter terrorist

fap

anal masturbation

probe the prostate

prostate punching

rear end ravaging

Pooper puncture

sphincter splitting

back door hacking

S bend stretching

Imms nap, happy rear hunting

sleep well scanner

should i go get biscuits in?

im going to get biscuits in

read this as "I'm a fan of porridge, so to speak..."
I'm now in an excellent mood. I guess I make my own fun.

what the hell have I walked into

oh just some bog standard potty plundering

I called in sick to work today and I wasn't even

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I was sick once.

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my supervisor said "feel better soon" and I said "thanks you too"

fml

Kerrrrrchow

i wish that were me

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I want tendies

I would kill for some. uwah

Next time, try faking your death Simpsons style.


Worth it!

i love masks

i have returned with haddock and chips


send nudes

go kill a KFC attendant and take their tendies


they will stop paying me if they think I am ded

Ive not called in sick at work for 10 years now.


Well, I mean... Cameron Diaz was alright...

MOTHERFUCKIN ZINGER TENDIES

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
good point.


I haven't called in sick since I had the legit flu about 4 years ago. It was awful.

son of the mask was better

feed me xD


maybe I could fake a week long coma, that's enough time away

Is that banana? Is it duck? NEITHER. It geeses. I hate geeses.
Thats good going.
I am just stubborn

hi

Never seen.


B-but... whatbout me???????

This is the most retarded shit.

i highly recommend it

Hence the title.
KEK.
Happy Birthday Glorious leader.
brb beer


TrueArt?

Yeah! Just put sheets over some lumped up pillows and set up a rope and pulley system that will wave a fake hand when someone opens your door to check on you. Ferris Bueller this thing!


Scoob, Alexa is SkyNet after she realized she had to clean up her image and go for the slow kill.

high art

Thanks man. I'll be going out later but for now I am home.


End your life.

wheres grim

When she hears my porn requests she gonna go crackers and initiate Judgement Day.
"Alexa, play 'GERMANPISSINGANALFISTINGVELCHINGCOMPILATION' please"


dudeWEEDlmao

see

me frist then I'll stuff you

full of chicken tendies


80s baby alert

This can only end well... Remember, No Russian...

gib video link pls

post cock

Do I even want to know what "velching" is?


Hee hee, I'm old.


NASA has to photography my gigantic magnum dong from space, so give me time to get in touch with them.

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I thought you would know that one, I mean... you are a disgusting harlot harpy of the deep blue.
This is what happens when you block my cyber advances on steam.

I'm here for Sabrinas dong.

When I say I don't have wiener, you don't believe me. When I say I do have a wiener, you don't believe me. Make up your mind!


Scoob, I refuse to participate in your depravity.


This is getting out of hand.

The answer to this is obvious.

Keep telling me no that is my biggest fetish

Fight me.

I don't hit girls.

Nigga my neighbour gave me a joint just as I returned from shopping.

I got mother fucking choco pillows

my neighbors are a pair or retards and a pair of creepy old gay dudes

can we trade?


timely reference~


Are you 100 years old????

Are you sure?
My neighbours are crazy British vagabonds.

Check this place out though, at least you don't live here.

Damn, now all I wanna do is get tendies and jack it to thai porn

I'd rather vagabonds than gross old faggots and mentally disabled welfare recipients


sounds like a lit night ma boy~

New meaning to the name Bangcok

It's the size of a full-grown blue whale who's kinda gassy and bloated.


You're hopeless.


Well, I guess you could say that. 30 is probably 100 by today's standards.

This is why you will never be as good as sabs.

I'll do it for 6 months as a 'neighbor exchange' programme.

You know, like how rich schools in America do with students.

Thats why I drink and have depression.

I HAVE NO LIMBS AND I MUST FAP

She is too perfect.

Is that you Sherldank Holmes?

Yes, it is I.

Speaking of which, you ever watched the series 'The Adventures of Sherlock OG Kush'?

Yes.

Is there anything better on youtube I can watch?
That shit is pretty great and I need more great stuff.

Don't bang yourself too hard or you'll end up looking like soto with his mangled ass dick


I'm 25, how was your 30th? I already feel like a medium disappointment, I'm scared for 30


except neither of us will learn much except for how to resent new and different ppl

List it under 'Interpersonal skills'

Cancer cock is only good for the meems. I could do without being on hormones , know what am sayin


If you want to terror then go MarbelHornets, been meaning to resart that... got to number 80ish i think.

Yeah, no, that's too unhinged; it will do me a frighten.

Poor Doobab. You know I love ya!


I'm nowhere near as successful or well-adjusted as a lot of my friends, but I guess it isn't so bad. Mentally, I still feel 22-ish. I'm still kinda immature.

Bwahahaha I dunno bout proper YT series. I am casual as fuck and only plug in for h3h3, pewds and some CinnamonToastKen.

Cheers love, squish
Its okay, i'm a maniac.
You do well to cope.
HOW IS YOUR.... ER... THURSDAY?
yeah thursday how dat?

Maybe a Two Best Friends Stream of a horror game. That way I get laughs and spooks.

I remember Pewd's playthrough of "Layers of Fear" was good.
Made me buy the game./
Pretty terrored at times.

Oh fuck yeah.
Plus, I wish I heard more about Plague and his creepy sex shit and increasing madness.

I don't have any interest in making nice with random ass dirt bags


nigga you on hormones?! I am sure I am misunderstanding


I guess being fine with yourself is the most important thing... that's an enviable quality, self acceptance

Plague? Do tell me more...


I was implying that cancer cock would cause dick to go chopchop and this make me halfway tranny

Plague of Gripes, the dude who does those animations for TBFP. They keep saying that Plague lives in a house like straight out of Resident Evil 7.

A swamp dwelling madman.

Whoops, err.... yeah, no trade then.

Let's just buy two houses and become each other's neighbours.

That shit sounds dank

Gotta respect blizz for not shoving politically correct horseshite down your throat
Can't even rage at lesbian tracer

Why would you? Its cute as fuck .

It's just...ugh. I have so much to do, but my attention span is shot today. You?


I sometimes get frustrated at myself for not being more of an adult, but I do take care of business when I absolutely have to. that's gotta count for something.

Indeed. It fits her.

Just being a lazy clump.
Have today and tomorrow off rota. So. Woo.
then its a four day block.
Its so close to the weekend! Hang in there mon petit-pois.
Had lunch?


Thats true.

scyute
i had too much lunch
it gave me the itis
and i want to nap forever

FUCK MCGUINESS THAT TERRORIST SCUM

See, they didn't introduce her as "OMG FIRST GAY VIDEO CHARACTER EVURR YOU GOTTA RESPECT BECAUSE SHE GAY"
But
Here is a cheeky little british twat and oh btw she is a fag deal with it.
This, this makes all the difference.

oooohhh shit

yes to be avoided at all costs


I can't just up and bye a house!!!! ;__;


It counts for a lot

daheq? you're not even 30! why would you be making babies?

What did you consume? I want you to tell me, no shame... All you wanna do is eat big and nap... like get some assistant to delegate to...


Yeah, it was all subtle and shit. Only after months of fierce shipping did they go "oh, yeah, uh like... she a been, enjoy tumblr".


Then I would be asking you "know how I got these scars"

Lets hope marvel and bioware will take the hint

Marvel wont, they are all about that "HEY LOOK SPIDERMAN IS BLACK" kind of schtick.

my whole fam thinks I'm a retarded autist who can't get a girlfriend but I'm just gay so I dun even know

yeah, my dad keeps dropping hints talking about little kids and how much he loved being a dad


I prefer my scooty undamaged and in 10/10 mint condish

Best Scoot.

Maybe Disney will
;_;

GAYston, lawl

S T A N C E N A T I O N

C O C N A T I O N

Bruh your wheels are falling off

S T A N C E D

it's the only scoot I'll accept


is this your home now?

what why would it be

S U C C

thicc

You’re thicc

you always always here

rude

I was here for like 30 minutes yesterday and before that it was like 5 days ago

Are you calling me fat

No shaming the thicc

Thank goodness

is megumin thicc

thiccumin

we always just hear at the same time then xD

not that I'm complaining


what's up tonight? drinking?

Meguplank

emmaplank

Yeah, what else is there to do on a thursday

WE FIRST WORLD NOW

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emmaplank?

emmawashboard

;_;

washboard > cow tits

As long as the person is comfy.

fLAT > BIG FATTY TITTY

wanna know the secret of a growing economy despite being a post soviet shithole
guess what
no really
guess
CLOSED BORDERS

are there post soviet growing economies?

lmao

I thought the same
And look at us go

Staslin did nothing wrong

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This image? Good post.

I got my cereal~

Danke

GROWING
ECONOMY

You're doing worse than Mexico

That is not First World at all.

We are a country of 10 million left with a dead wasteland after losing two world wars with no seaports or literally any natural riches and we grow.
And we bloody fuckin' grow lad. Mexico always had it better than us.

Japan had two atomic bombs dropped on them.
Quit whining pussy.

The great depression started two wars we lost
Sod off with yer inferior argument twat

I might just be worse than Neru at crafting stars, these days.

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I don't really ragequit games but when I do its because fucking pro widowmakers

I was pretty proud of my play here.

Would you please at least give those sorry gits a chance
It feels pretty shit to get shot the fuck down just because you left the spawnpoint

BAN ALL SNIPERS

On the night market level I wouldn't let a Hanzo get past the main opening point for like 5 lives.
He rage quit.

When you're playing Genji and the Widow one-shots herself on your deflect
That makes it all worth it

Emma's flat chest

My sisters friend is coming over to study and I don't want to be a weeb in front of my sisters friend and embarrass her

*gets low*

Cum in her socks

YAMEROOO

Also, did you finish watching Shimoneta?

At least post her socks

Ye, had some good laughs but I hate it when shit gets shounen at the end of every comedy/deconstruction anime

doing it to mcree ult is also pretty funny.

hon hon hon

j'aime le baguette

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let them et kek

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Is that supposed to be Oobles

hiya everyone
hows your days been

As good as any other.

Post boat nudes

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Great!

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same

amatsukaze should NOT be lewded

i love listening to this song

good to hear! what happened that made it great?

good god were slow as of late

dead board

f

Oh, it wasn't actually that great. It was an okay day, and I'm pretending to be overly happy.

But I want to see her naked so I can shoot my goo to her

pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy
wen day is dark, alway rember happy day

amatsukaze should NEVER be treated like that
every other boat is fair play though

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Would it be considered breaking the rules if I shot my goo at you instead?

You are technically RPing as her but you aren't her

th-thanks for the reminder yuuka

yeah, that's even worse actually, im even MORE off limits than amatsukaze

I know why it's dead, this thread needs more lewd

But you're just some lonely greasy neckbeard lmao

Im doing you a favor tbh

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i beg to differ tbh

is that a boy

Oh so you're a skinny greasy neckbeard?


Yeah you twat

Its my friend Sean
The whitest cutest twink who cosplays the gayest male anime characters and gets all the pussy at parties

Me and him always run into each other and end up drinking a couple of beers at the bar and do some coke
Its become a tradition lmao

your lewds, specifically

post anime tiddy

i
beg
to
differ
tbh

was goin say
hot damn
dat hottie

tbh fam

error: does not compute

Oh come on dude
I dont care if youre a cute girl irl

I want a cute trap


He is fucking handsome as shit though tbh

desu senpai

stupid handsome ppl

debug-trace > output.txt

keep going


what's up family?

liking traps makes you gay

liking traps makes you gay

nm mi familia

oops.

Then why do so many gay people deny being so.

because they're prison gay

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familia


wats ur excuse? xD

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see

They lack female interaction?


Yes, Machinae posted that.


Excuse for what?

yeah, and they say liking just traps doesnt make you gay cause "they look like girls dude"

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Tracer Bullet, tell smiles to post ass

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Soto isn't in denial about being gay.

HE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ISNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought the point of traps was to trick the person, and them being disgusted.

The person who enjoys it is indeed gay.


Pff, I haven't talked to her in months.

congrats you did it m8


I ain't Grim

i think its more just dudes in skirts

im new!

Well yes, that as well.

Time to break you in ;)

This is me irl
A-Am I cute?
Im a boy btw

ive already been broken in by someone ;)

Oh, so you're one of THOSE new posters

Nice.
We need more Kamuu/Mordin's in our community tbh

I hate it too tbh

post more cute pics of urself xd

Don't introduce me to new people in such a manner!

what do you mean by one of THOSE posters

I'm just jodan desu yo :3

Everyone know's you're a pure little boy


Wow what a faggot lol

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He's calling you a whore.

Hey, don't go bullying our respected demon empress. There's a line you just can't cross.

well im not a whore

yeah, dont bully satania

I do my best

wtf is that shit shes wearing the mask wrong

I'll take your word for it.

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Satania is for patting and loving and putting up with her retardation like the patient owner of a dog.

Soto, stop being a horn dog.

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I just want to hear Mordin's cute little moans tbh

From a purely sociological perspective I am also curious. Vocaroo?

I don't know Mordin but he sounds like a qt bottom boy.

What about my cute moans?

I'll bully whoever you want if u post ur moans

who /hatestheirvoice/ here

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activated_my_trap_card.txt

Why me?

Because he's a whore.

The flag is cute.

tiden den stannar när vi rör vid varandra

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You're one of those people who's attracted to flags, huh? That's disgusting. Get out of here, sicko.

don't understand

we live in confusing times

flags are really cool though

and neru doesn't help make things any clearer!

Flags are a blight to the world and should be removed. Except Nepal's, theirs can stay.

åh jag lättar jag flyger jag svävar fram.

neru has trouble saying things the way the rest of us humans do. please be patient with her.

nepal has a cool flag yea but there are plenty of other good ones too!

Autism?

Oh, really? Give me a good example.

most likely.

patience is one of my many virtues

sometimes they sorta make sense!

also cuteness.

Some ceo pls make this gaem

Only humane thing is euthanasia.

Actually who wants to play this

It's tabletop gaem

colorado's flag, phoenix arizona's flag, a lot of japanese prefecture flags, estonia's flag off of the top of my head

that's not phoenix's flag, that's the whole states flag. it is a pretty cool one, yeah.

nah, I like having her around. she cute.

new

aaaaaahhh

more like you're cuteness