Don't do illegal things
if you do them, don't get caught
Don't do illegal things
if you do them, don't get caught
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Do not have pity.
waiting for wearable tech that measures your vitals so you dont have to spend hours in a doctors office
Twitter user with the handle @jew_goldstein sent him a strobing GIF, which induced a seizure. According to Eichenwald, the tweet came with the message: "You deserve a seizure."
That's dumb I want a heart on my birthmark that glows
inject government nanobots straight into bloodstream
Please kill yourself.
I want to be able to flip your pacemaker on and off with my phone.
You can also OD people with insulin pumps.
this is why I refuse to use iot devices around my home/work
THE NUMBERS, MASON!
WHAT DO THEY MEAN
at least IT doesn't need to worry about IPv6 space running out :^)
That was a nice shower/nap
nap in shower
sounds sugoi tbh
Fapping in the bath tub/shower is for special occasions only, like doing your taxes.
what if your cum clogs the drain
What if the water clogs your drain.
The only thing my cum with clog is your throat
mashed potato cum
Nothing to see here folks
Just an american molesting eurotrash asians
Every day occurrence.
Fuck yeah demetori
is that a request grim
Hey moogs I have a request
it would be quite the feat to achieve such a texture.
iPhones are most secure
HAHAHAHAHA MOOGS HAS A MASHED POTATO FACE
if you can lactate ketchup then anything is possible
IT WAS A RANDUMB EXPERIMENT
I never did the cursor thing in 2003
daily reminder that why is neru
Its a fact, ask erin
neru is wholesome
it was a social experiment the camera is right over there
Erin is mean to my furries and I do not approve of her blatant and systematic abuse of them.
I had one of those ones with the butterfly that flapper their wings
I really want to get into some Rust but lately everyone seems opposed to the gayme.
aa I remember there was a cat that followed your cursor though
if you inject prolactin and estrogen into a male body, he will begin to lactate
i would also like rust but we do not have many people
would that also send you into a murderous rage
I wish someone would ggas moogs
I used to have a little lilly running around
really wanna get farted on
We can do it.
Maybe if we start playing Ziggy or Test will join.
We can make a huge sign that says "NO GRILS ALLOWED KEEP OUT"
Or "FUCK OFF, -RICKY TRAILER PARK SUPERVISOR"
if there is a surge in testosterone
Oh! I had one that just walked around on the desktop
dislike one doubt the other would join
would you cum
I lactated a little for a while. My right nipple was swollen and if I squeezed the lump white fluid would come out. I thought I had cancer.
I think it happened because I was squeezing it and playing with it so much when I masturbated. Right hand on my dick left on my nip see.
can you feel the heat of a fart if someone farts on you
these are the questions we should ask
those were shimejis, no?
cute little things
that sounds like an INFECTION
I want to bottle and drink Ioco's milk
Two people is more than enough for goon'ing.
No it was milk. Pus tastes bad.
STOP CONSUMING YOUR OWN SEMEN
I dunno, I was 10
If it were up to me I would but that decision isn't mine to make.
thats not my forte
Guess I'll just go kill myself.
Atleast loco is dying of pneumonia
Would have been a better impression of Loco if you used a fenian inflection.
you lost me there
rate my scoots impression:
when he is in that mood
hi im canada and what is tan
Kind of wanna make emma my dairy queen if you know whatta mean
credit where credit is due
I thought I was reading an authentic scooter post.
Grim, stop. youve a girlfriend.
this is a hobby
You dont want to make dickgirls jelly.
wow thank big fan :D
No prablem fam keep up the good work
tan outta tan
I have reported scoots for being jewish ,ultoel tiems
The admin is also a repugnant Jew.
is that why nothing happened
Oy Vey! As if you'd try... Oh, you didnt know? Who did you think bankrolls Test and Moogs. Silly goyim.
Yes. I blame him for my tongue burn too.
nice weather eh
you have my condolences
do not spread falsities.
I heard that the admin is a repugnant Jew.*
SHIFTING THE BLAME TO AN IMAGINARY SOURCE IS WRONG ALSO.
Then there is no pleasing you.
darwin make me dinner
I cannot. I worry about cutting myself.
Post cute/pretty 2hus.
That Canadian guy took mine.
He busts in out of nowhere these days.
Why is that suspicious?
Because it's EVA
Also Grim is thread cop
Order me food then.
Lurkers are always up to no good.
it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes
Bros before hos
I will send you some Korean food.
But I lurk more often than post.
And I am always up to no good. You may have a point.
But it's not proper kbbq if you don't cook it yourself
It would not be any good if I prepared it because I cannot reach 300 apm yet.
Just buy me $300 worth of sushi then
I've only eaten 46 calories today
Too lazy to make anything?
Yeah, I've only been out of bed for 3 hours or so
Best way to spend a Saturday.
Sent sushi. Try not to have an awkward moment with the delivery person.
I want to try fondue
Lol, grim you fucking faggot
Just going to kill myself instead
you could get like $300 worth of pastries for $300 of sushi
its the american version of kbbq
but only dipping
Its fucking swiss you jackass
(265 - 341 cal)
Premium filet mignon
Herb-crusted chicken breast
Pacific white shrimp
Gluten Free: request substitute for herb chicken
do me too
Isnt the american kbbq just mcdonalds
the main point is the social psuedoprep of the food
Hey Ikt if you go out with me for two years I'll give you $30 every week.
how is day
I want to break up
you don't look me in the eyes when we send nudes anymore.
I oss'd but I sucked so now I'm just kinda existing
existing is nice tho
comfy ez saturday
We can still be friends tho.
Don't worry Wish, I'll make your day better
Someone buy me pizza
not gonna do tthings about it?
What would I do about it?
i may have fried my thinkpad motherboard
rip. I've been wanting to get a thinkpad for ages now but never have.
theyre decent machines, generally pretty resilient, but i apparently splashed a bit of water in the wrong place this time.
Fry thinkpad mother boards
a pad that thinks
how2 unfry board?
same way you uncook an egg
Why does it need to think?
the owner cant so it helps a bit
buy one of those thinkpad x60s like stolmen does
nah, core2duo is 2old
Do you own one?
i used to! then i could think and it went away
wow i bet u like those ugly fat laptops
but padds r for gurls
i feel naked without
i need them inches fam
Are you queers talking about bras?
are you brahs talking about queers
cup is a mess
Oh boy, im so close to seizing the means of production.
seize this produce
what is entropy?
I am decreasingly certain that entropy is real.
Here I am.
Let me hide my flag you cunt.
Who wants to cyber sex?
What? I abhor it as much as you do.
I'm simply upset.
It ruined my name.
Also two 5 year olds in my class had that troll girl on their swimsuits.
Looks like we got some unloyal muricans here
Did you think of me?
I would hide any flag, except the "unknown" one
I think of you every day baby.
Please don't give Darwin the idea to buy TROLLS apparel.
You would like him in a troll one piece.
why kill tho
I really wish I would die
i dont want to any more
hi yes hello
Take me with you
Im gonna try
It's actually weird how much merchandise there is for a movie like trolls.
Taking the easy way out
Well that lasted long.
But those movies are just an excuse to have the merchandise.
How much in adult sizes ?
Like those Cars movies.
Its the only way bb
I wear a little girls size though.
The goyim knows! Shut it down!
I think it's just childrens sizes
Iré a Perú.
Could always get your very own custom trolls T-shirt.
Vale la pena.
Are the people in peru little ?
Kids sizes could adult sizes for them.
Tiny brown thieves.
Takin down some bandits
So glad grim is sucking myanmar cock
Esto no es real. Acepta el misterio.
I don't speak that
Puromente google traducir.
ooa hela natten ooa hela dan ooa heala natten skrämma slag på halva stan
Been years since I've heard that one.
If you don't get caught, did you really do it?
If you want me to stop posting this is a pretty good way to go about it
now I can't tell if this actually bugs you or if you're memeing
friendly reminder that things are only illegal because they are immoral
I think that was doubly stupid of him because it feels like the word he wanted was amoral, not immoral.
says fucking rin who is cunt
I thought it was doubly stupid because he's just that stupid.
Did they fuck the doll ?
Show me them fucking the doll.
SLAP MY DICK
subtle I seriously feel shitty now please respond :
subtle I seriously feel shitty now please respond :
It sure was easy to win you over.
seriously, does my constant >always here
stuff upset you? :
I-I was just kidding, b-baka!
Sinni so FUCKING divine
The response got me all happy and I said that on accident.
I'll stop then. sorry subtle.
'Twas a simple slip of the tongue, don't overthink it.
I overthink everything.
I am everything.
I'm over it
Haven't watched a mystery anime like that in so long ;;
What was F in the meaning of that title?
I can't even remember
Hello everyone, how are we today?
You can't possibly be everything because that would include me. You aren't me.
Hiya, I'm doing just great.
it's just never fun to find out something you thought was a shared funny with a friend is something that actually bugs them :/
Now that I made decent teams I'm actually winning games lol
Err, Krepo I think?
That's good to hear, are you doing anything fun tonight?
Noice, I play in a little bit, feeling salty from monopoly, shame on me.
That's good to hear, doing anything fun at the moment?
There is a little of me inside everyone.
Monopoly is srs bsns after all
Distracting myself with videogames.
No, it's already rather late. I'll probably just go to sleep in an hour or so.
This makes me uncomfortable.
Exactly, I could have sworn my friend cheated, but no proof just salt.
Video games are a great distraction, what are you playing?
I should go sleep soon too, but I'll probably stay awake and see what occurs.
It was only recently
Oh nice, I hope you're having fun!
15 I think
well I'm truly sorry. I won't do it again.
Nothing personal, adult.
Was he the banker? I would always pick banker so I could cheat
Or it might have been like programmer F or something
Bad touch, bad touch!
Have fun with that
That makes me more specialer.
I was the banker, although I'm a very lazy banker, but I could have sworn he was hiding money, because he always managed to pay for his upgrades when it came around, even if he was on like $200 that turn..
I shall, thank you!
MY hands are right here.
And whys that ?
Oh, really? Then what did I just feel?
Darwin that food never arrived btw way
I might have sent it to your old address...
B-Because it makes me feel better about being excluded. ;~;
I didn't know my imagination could feel so real.
If you say so.
Which old address?
You're truly forgiven
My fault for being sensitive anyway :3
I love mystery series like that, have barely seen any though
everything will be okay
You have a pretty wild imagination.
it is absolutely not your fault. I should have been less of an asshole.
The one with the geese.
The university campus?
It's a shame it ended up being such a train wreck.
I can stub my toe, I guess.
And then post the results.
You never gave me your home address.
I did not even cry.
Starts with a K
I've been hurt worse and cried a lot.
It's sucks when that happens with airing stuff
Because no one has any idea the end is gonna be bad until it happens
Kinda like Kuzu no Honkai this season
Shh I'm not there yet :3
or maybe.. ty for the warning