*gives you a stage*

i'm getting a little too worked up with my inner thoughts

i'm gonna take a personal time out

like however it takes me to not be hot

sorry for any inconvenience this may cause

What women?

Me.

what's up?

whats that test

feels good being borderline

I have always been immensely attracted to you. ;)

Considering games.

So that's all it was.

Don't try to undersell what you took away.

But in terms of your thinking, have you betrayed all of it? It may seem cringey to look like you give a fuck when pretending to be aloof, but was there ever a glimmer of intellect and belief in the things you said? Not the parts where you called furs out on their degenercy then reveled in yourself, but your other words.

I struggle to recollect any of them now, but they were mostly observations about things that sounded truer coming from you. Does any of that remain?

Yeah I totally see it, good e-quiz

It's a porno with a story, like a gfur comic.

@luka is it normal to have a regular dialogue inside your head with the same two distinct voices? they don't have their own names or anything

"women"

It's a cruddy story.

...

...

some kinda disorder test quiz thing online free

what is borderline mean anyways?

which ones?

Buy me games silly boy~ ~ ~

tell me in your own words what that means please.

I don't know.
FF15 or Overwatch.

wait isn't silly boy meme for something

C-Can I play them with you?

There were two thing I said- Furries would always slide down the slippery slope-

And the intermediary would try to run damage control and those exposed to it appeared to continue down the path with an alarming regulancy unseen in any given car culture and also unseen since. Fukc car cultre since '06. It's worthless.

like a poison, aliceposting spreads obscenely

sugar daddy

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*All the board’s a stage,
And all the men and "women" merely posters.

Not quite cruddy, but mundane. The best stories don't take place here, nor does anyone seem to have some unique drive to write their story in a way that others would care to hear. Such a person would either have to be insane, autustic, or Alice.

you write like you think you're IQ

not like you would know or anything

why do you set this up

does overwatch make you more happy than FF? or are you playing it with george?

sorry kanra im merely trolling if you want to have a steam chat im game

instability

I think people want to write the stories for themselves rather than for other people.

It's sort of like a 'too many cooks' type deal.

FF is enjoyable, but I also enjoy a round or 2 of OW.

I will probably play solo.

Those were my own words and they were clearly sarcasm. I'm saying you don't display any obvious personality traits that would make me think you're histrionic in the slightest and you either answered untruthfully or the test is poorly designed.

That should have been obvious in far fewer words.

You didn't even post an Amazon wishlist.

qq

But what about all of the e-quizzes he took that told him he was the most girliest girl to ever girl? Surely he answered those correctly.

obligatory while i'm on my feminist music tip

Oh. Are we posting comics~!?

Stop

don't stop

how disordered am i?

You were supposed to be falling asleep.

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new season in ranked?
purple points?

i guess i'm not very unstable then?

i just wanted you to define the word for me. i still don't understand what it is.

I lied.

test are you drunk yet?

Yeah. I don't care about my rank.
I have considered losing a lot so I can just win more at low rank.

No not really. I'm probably going to fall asleep before I get there, I'm done after this one.

Someone who's overly emotional and theatrical for attention.

i am so fucking tired and my feet hurt

is this hell

Throwing is wrong.

this is disheartening

where are you at?
close to 4K? plat?

nezi i think the hug box patrol isn't really here to like hug you or whatever

Jesus... are those typos? Bet you haven't had a good shaming over one of those in a while.

You decided to slide down that rainbow with them, it sounds, hand in hand with one of them. Either you'd save him from his path of ill-gotten gains, or he'd pull you down with him. You were domesticated, given the chance to avoid loneliness, to play with your cars.

So I'm trying to figure out how much of you cared about being better than others, truly. About being smarter and harder, as opposed to the dim and soft personalities that made up the bulk of your victims during your time as Clint.

oh okay... that's all i needed to know about that.
i'm around 50% i guess so i should be fine.

those quiz result are 2012 old anyways.

You're going to be punished for this

so is smurfing

Colbs was complaining about Kanra but like it's really easy to not read any of that shit.

I'm a karma houdini

Mayhaps.

Are you saying that when my time comes, I should only have one Gospel? But seriously it's not that people are actively writing, it's that the right chemistry creates something great. Alice is catalyst.

I am trying to find a team who will do it with me so I don't fuck up randos.

~2000

what are the matches like in that range?
randos doing weird things?

Not when I'm through with you, jerk.

Nobody cares about Alice here. I don't know why her group still things we hate on her every day. She's old news.

Generally average. Nobody takes it too seriously.

Alice isn't even news.

where is brad when you need him

Only because enough people designate her old news.

She has the power to change that, and easier than anyone here could.

i wonder what will happen once Orisa comes out.

Bring him back here.

I think you overestimate her abilities.

Oh ye of little faith.

i donot know how to summon him

BART

SAGE

BART

SAGE

BART

SAGE

The meta will shift to tanks I'm sure.

I went too slow and I'm sobering up instead of getting drunker.

You're a nut.

H-h-hey t-t-there l-littt-t-tle ch-h-ildren~!!

Ask Ryan.

Fuck, I did it wrong.

I didn't know jesus was a poster.

Why is this a problem if you're going to bed though?

I should really post this way more often.

Because I kind of want to stay up and shitpost instead of sleep.

They've said such about my kind through history.

Who's talking about Jesus?

The animus mantra.

who is ryan

MGD

Then drink more.

Did you go and eat lots or something?

i like sleep more than posting but like when i am drunk on friday night i go hard and i tend to stay up hella late

but then i sleep a lot don't worry love

No, see, you're an asskisser. That's your kind. You want to talk up somebody you imagine to be a cool e-celeb when really you know what they were? Another autistic shitposter. One whose particular e-quirks were just slightly more grating than other peoples'.

This is an avatarfagging circlejerk and they were an avatarfagging circlejerker. This is not the end all be all of social interaction and Alice is not a fucking god.

oh that nigga

remember when i called orion oryan

p classic

I had some pizza.

It better not have been Domino's.

Forgive Christopher, for he does not know any better.

Sorry, I just thought you were blindly following nothing.

I assume that's a >some
Rip inebriation then

zenyatta orbs, orisa dmg boost ult and placable sheild on the point or payload, and a rein sheild for good measure? who knows... add a winston buble sheild in the mix with his lightning gun to counter flankers. all the while being dmg boosted by orisa on the payload.
sheild team galore. all to protect orisa's placable booster.

Worse. Little Caesars.

oh yeah and sym sheild too.

I feel bad for the six pounds you inexplicably gained after eating a single slice.

luka can you please link me to alice chat?

i can't seem to find it

TP you're here too often to discriminate between your posting norms.

Their autism doesn't concern me if they were legit. As far as people go, Alice is the most. Take her words with a grain of salt, but even if you refuse to heed her crafted backstory, her actions speak for themselves in a way that I've yet to see from anyone online, for the reasons she claims.

Heck, even simpler things others attest to care about, simpler people don't try to achieve. Perhaps that sort of mind requires autism, and coolness is in the eye of the beholder. But you certainly can't call her stupid or lazy.

i swear i bookmarked it but it's not there

In the end nothing became something.

This is great.

Didn't he do the same shtick over Aeris, too?

i am consistent no?

i post every friday

when is the last time you were confident about your ability in something

in real life

this ruins his cuteness

did i just get trolled by LE INSIDE

GOD DAMMIT

You will be nice to Kanra too.

Aeris didn't accomplish anything. His emotions and imagination were sustaining for the threads he participated in. More than can be said for ya buncha Nezis.

i forgot the link.

I almost forgot.

He is a successful theoretical physics student who has had papers published. What do you mean he accomplished nothing?

please find it quickly

I'll never touch another slice.

The most WHAT? The most fake girl in a small subsection of a small community on 4chan Holla Forums?

Why is your dick so fucking hard for them? Get over it. They don't post here, they won't post here, and I really don't want them here. All they do is e-stutter and people like you fucking clap. It needs to stop.

its gone ;~;

Don't be angry at him, he probably doesn't have anything going for him socially outside of the threads.

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THE GREAT PHILOSOPHICAL DEBATES RETURN

It will be interesting.

They are not even that, though.

why even late reply like this

Your future husband will thank you for it.

Did he get papers published? That would be something.

The most driven.
The most altruistic.
The most narcissistic.

She built a shrine to herself that others willingly choose to worship at. I'm not the first to realize her uniqueness and you know I won't be the last. Her charity, her hobbbies, her creations, her understanding. She earned the grandeur others feel for her, so pardon where I choose informed zealtory in place of your ignorance.

Duh

grim make a new thread i am kinda getting triggered

luka is swaying me one way
darwin another

cuz im vidya~

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Everyone that doesn't jerk off over the same e-girls as you is ignorant.

Fuck off with that.

Yes.

like that is the universal excuse for being a shit conversationalist

guess what that gay game is fucking lame

You know he is just going to reply to you in an hour.

the sad thing is i will be here and will say another snarky thing

Alice bless you, my child.

pfft. You wish you could attain such piousness.

Alice is more than mere woman. If Alice were some dude, he'd still be an impressive one at that, and somehow more attractive.

how do you even counter a tanky meta?

Sombra? dmg boosted genji? bastion mercy shred?

can you get me the link to that chat?

i'm not about to go through my text files

Wow. Who gives a shit? Stop trying to create a cult of personality here. Go to Alice's group if that's what you want. There's way cooler people than Alice in this world and I don't suck their dicks either.

How in God's name could anyone be jealous of a dude blindly idolizing some dude he creams his pants over the mere mention of their name? You're even worse than the autists in his circlejerk because you don't even interact with him. You're just some windowlicker watching from afar and swearing he's found some messiah.

It's just pathetic.

You play the tanks, too.

No.

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Testing, just calm down. He's not going to change.

kanra and tsuchi know it

post it

i have a log in

alice likes me

HE'LL CHANGE

clockwork is a regular on alice chat

The "girl" part got him.

it really goes deep the infection

poor beepop

I don't have it.
I only have one of the old XATs and the shitty AJAX from 2011.

Reaper I suppose.

oh well

somehow i cleared it

If he has been like this for a long time and chooses not to change, then there is nothing you can do to force him.

tank vs tank

wet noodle fight!
:3

I don't want to hang with Alice's people. I'm sort of a modern Alice follower, where we don't have to frequent Her chats, but are still guided by Her light.

Sticks and stones, Giru. Perhaps it takes greatness to recognize greatness, which is why you attack me the way you do. Call me a fanboy or some wretched autist, but can you deny the truth about Her? I've yet to meet anyone that can.

ask clockwork why he even posts on alices chat?

he ignores me otherwise i would

Ban Kanra.

how does reaper do it? i don't understand reaper.
he seems... hard to use 'right'

Ah, the maneuver where he slowly goes more and more retarded after realizing everyone vehemently disagrees with him, so he can play it off as trolling without it being quite as obvious how false it is.

Pull your head from your own ass. You're just another microdick that thinks if he tips his fedora enough, it'll somehow validate him and his intelligence (or lack thereof).

kanra was like that awful aftermath of a solid night

like we hade kerm dog and clint

then the vomit incarnate that is kanra to follow

it's goty material and you know it.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Because he does insane amounts of damage up close. He can kill tanks in a few shots. The only one that really has a chance is roadhog, and that's only if he hits the hook.

He doesn't know it because he probably doesn't know what you were playing.

kanra is a scavenger

he has always been that way

a power hungry sociopath that feels the need to be a part of an online community somewhere somehow

also he flunked out of college

let us not forget this

but he has to get close... almost like a 1v5 scenario there :\
don't bariers and sheild bounce off hoadhogs hook?
oops i meant the other way around. heh xd
i guess you don't see reaper too often tho.. since he seems to be hardly picked :|
so it's mostly road hogs eh?

I thought he dropped out.

This will only fuel the religious tone of this nonsense.

Curses, I've been foiled. You were too smart for me, Squiddy.

It's girth that counts, and this isn't fedora tipping, Giru. In fact I'm rather convinced of my opinion, to the extent that I don't trust you quite know what you're talking about when you refer to Alice or myself in any circumstance.

Well, one season of part 3 down.
No idea how they are going to stretch the Egypt stuff alone to another fucking 24 episodes. It felt stretched too far in the first season with more fucking material.

Nice try, teeps.

too bad

You must be martyred for our cause, Sister.

I don't condemn you for your beliefs, why should you shame mine?

If it is Her will...

You're not supposed to just walk into the entire enemy team. You're supposed to flank them, kill someone while they're unaware, and then disengage with wraith form if the odds are looking bad.

And you wonder why four communities do nothing but mock you. You're nothing more than another SteveAn.

I wouldn't even feel the need to point it out were you not arguing with drunks.

Consider the fact that you're having trouble keeping your arguments up against people pissed out of their minds for a fucking second.

you know it's true though

look at your record with failed boards

Just get up close.

how many different charismatic "shticks" has kanra put on

like it reaches a ridiculous point where no one takes anything you say seriously because you're always pushing for power

Dio has a Stand just like Jotaro's.

It controls time in predictable ways, so Jotaro figures it out and defeats him.

Avdol and Iggy die.

Fuck this, another Guinness

Because they're shameful.

I've read the manga.

He's already read the manga.

Very petty, though.

tell that to death blossom Kappa

yeah but only a good repear could pull that off eh? seems very situational. :\

No, that's literally his playstyle. It's not that hard.

They mock me by calling me a drop-out, which I own.

But if you're saying you don't have the tiniest respect for Alice, it's either because you aren't aware of his/her deeds, or you're in denial.

but are there better ways?

That's not even how he beats him what the fuck

You know if your problem is needing to get more drunk and apparently having trouble with slowing down, Guinness probably isn't the best solution there.

oh my

Dude, fuck you.

But it's St Patrick's day.

Hell I have the two volumes that make up DIO's World physically.

It's just taken forever to get around to watching it because a certain fag died.

hmmm... kay.

Should have bought some irish whiskey for your memes, then.

You're dead to me.

To play Reaper?

Any more than sucking the dick of a man that supposedly died for humanity ages ago? Feelings kept alive by people that contradicted and poorly recorded his deeds? My belief seems a little superior and tangible than theirs.

That was very wrong of me, regardless.

Apologies.

What?

"A certain fag died" being the person I watch anime with.

kanra you;re cool but you literally showed up immediately after all the other alicefags

hashtag scavenger

Oh wait.. I'm sorry.

Not awkward...

to counter tanks in general.

Physically died or has been absent? The terms have become interchangeable.

gomen. It was out of spite.

kanra: oh good they are gone now i can pick up the pieces and get people into pointless arguments

l e l

Did you mean to link his post?
Did you misinterpret?

Did you filter Kanra and miss HIS spoiler post or something?

What deeds?
An internet aspie that makes up whatever bogus claims that you staunchly defend because you hope that some of his fanboys attention is siphoned to you?

What reality do you live in?

I tuned out of Kanras post for a while now.

Zenyatta is a tank shredder.

The later but I was also not entirely unsure it wasn't the former. He's alive again now though.

Funnily enough, while I'm still enjoying anime with him, I'm just not that sure JoJo's works that great watching together, at least with our particular chemistry watching shit. But we'll stick this shit through.

You guys enjoy bitching about it as much as he likes talking about it.

My apology is sincere. Lashing out with an anime spoiler? She would not approve.

She literally feels the poor and hungry.

No one is even bitching.
It's just asking why he keeps up years long sycophancy at this point.

he knows what he is he just needs it drummed into his drop out head

*feeds

Yeah, I'm sure posting .webms of him roleplaying giving people tea is really feeding and helping people.

*You guys like feeding into it as much as he likes talking about it

It's because there is nothing else to talk about. It's like when Krony showed up.

Eh. I guess.

Also I'm bound by contract to post this any time somebody mentions jojo spoilers, not because I agree with it but because it's hilarious

Is this a Jojo reference?

If she did feed people, methinks you'd find a way to mock that too.

no

Most would say it's because he wanted e fame.
Not because they actually cared.

I am one of those people.

she's coming back tho

...

No, I just don't accept whatever self-enforced Gospel is spewed on the internet.

If that was the case, SteveAn really has 948579845795 degrees and Bloodchan is really a 15 year old girl surgeon in the army.

But he believes that too.

oops

Why is one of the gayest posters the thirstiest for the fake girl posters?

jojo was a dime in the day

uwu

Still better to help people for selfish reasons than to not help them at all. And that's sort of the crux of it. She consciously works and acts to make hers and others' lives better. Anything from a thread to vent your problems, to a regularly scheduled tea-time to add some variety to a NEET lifestyle, or education on anything computer related.

She sees the world goddam better than others, and why shouldn't that be something to label as good? Not all views are equal, and hers are informed, and expressed eloquently. If these qualities were found in someone else, I'd respect them too.

hey clockwork how old are you?

aren't you basically a fake girl poster?

I enjoyed StevAn without listening to his tall tales. Bloodchan was too young to join the army, but I do believe she killed dogs.

asl?

you're so full of shit you tried to cyber him harder than grim did

What a sad existence you must live to believe every autist that crosses paths with you.

...

Nobody here likes them.
Arguing in his deffence is hardly productive.

They have done underhanded shit and are generally annoying as hell.

At least post the Test Misaka.

who is him

most people don't like kanra and we see him as a cancer

it's you that wants to fuck anything that moves

Alice.

I like Kanra.

Step off, Darwin.
He is mine.

oh alice is alright

he was just being silly

...

SUuuuuuuure

She* tho

It's more like how you did with Satomi. Buy into it enough to enjoy yourself.

No part of you wishes you had the intelligence and drive to do what you care about, the same way she dose?

Don't tell me what to do.

ladies, ladies

alright imagine you were alice and you had control over beepop

you wouldn't make him mod you?

nigga please

you have to at least respect his mind control

WHAT?

No. I am content to not be a psudo internet celebrity who's only claim to fame now is having a small gathering of people who worship them because it might make them psudo internet celebrity too.

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...

I mean, it's not that impressive.
Bebop was pretty desperado for el goocho.

his discord orb will be able to go through sheilds? but his basic attacks will still have to hit against the sheilds?

I thought he was supposed to be a cool enough dude to have some?

I wish I had the drive to make 55 dollars a month from silly boys~ fighting over my e-vagina.

oh don't get me wrong when it was announced that he made alice a mod i could not defend any part of that

i basically tried to not have another new board situation happen

I assumed it was an old British poster who had recently came to me asking where threads were just a month before you started posting as them.
The entire Satomi thing was me just assuming it was him.

Misaka Worst is best Misaka.

I think it will in the next patch.
Going to make him a lot stronger. Not sure if it helps shred Rien shields though.

And yeah. His basic attacks have to hit the shields.

I'll get your gooch.

You claimed you were the reason the shit in power happened.

Discord being able to target enemies through enemy shields was added to PTR, and then removed.

...

THIS IS BULLSHIT

Didn't the Discord Orb increase damage to a character's barrier at one point in the PTR?

pretty much this

settle down~

But imagine the intelligence and drive it takes to do that. There's more to her than her little tinychat cult. She has diagrams on game theory and psychology and philosophy, helps others in provable ways through encouragement, when it's needed, and insightful coldness in others. She runs games, donates to and helps others, and is a full blown nerd. If she were a dude...

So perhaps you're content with your existence, and she is with hers. But I am not with mine, and I feel some of what I lack, Alice has demonstrated. But nothing I have taken away from her I haven't been able to verify independantly elsewhere, in terms of teachings. I partly trust her from that.

watching you ravenously eat out alice's asshole like this over the last hour has really made me feel a lot less special about the times when you do it to me.

It doesn't take smarts to be a "girl" on the web.

...

I am perfectly calm.

Darwin, calm down.

hmm... i guess Sombra is going to be seen alot?
or is sombra not in a good?

Aww... so tanks an bariers are going to run rampant.

Nobody gets my gooch.

Sombra is not very strong in my opinion.
But I'm sure someone who can play her would make good use of her.

gib gooch

Why are you doing this? I get enough abuse from you.

He treats your asshole with less religious fervor, I suppose.

I just noticed my typo, too. Fuck. But I meant drive in the things you care about. Which I guess is school at the moment.

I wish I had the drive to really trick you. But I'm no Alice.

She filled the hole you left. But compareth to thee, she is but a false idol.

I SAID CALM DOWN

test are you drunk yet?

I'm glad I'm an atheist now.

this is just making me hate alice more

Discord affecting shields? No, never.

Supposedly it was too powerful and made dive comps insane.

The meta is always shifting, who knows

Won't affect you anyway since you don't play comp

You have no clearance.

It does to keep it up for this long.

see lol

Envy can be a dangerous thing. Check yourself, Brother George.

he's not that bad

that mod shit was really shady though

i'll get him back don't worry

Holy shit this is still going on

We haven't learned how to stop.

colbert what is the link to alices chat

Maybe this was his master plan all along.

anekihou.se

We all have autism.

so can e-lust

true puppet master

who do you find yourself mostly playing these days anyways?

rude

...

Respect the master plans.

thanks love

I would rather not.

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...

And you accept Tokai as a serious candidate?

Colbs is the one who pulls the strings here.

The best way to prove you have intelligence and drive.

Have diagrams.

Totally

That's fair then.

gib anyway

It just takes dumb people.

Champs or games?

lol i get a 403 forbidden

maybe alice and i are not bros

Regardless of what I'd legitimately answer here, tokai isn't here to fucking meme at, is he?

She disapproves of your owlposting.

Alice-chan can't be a bro because blajina.

Call me cute before I go to bed Squash.

Nope.

he had a strong following that day

yeah heros?

She would not approve.

anekihou.se/chat

I REFUSE

it was rin, himself, and cup

You are a thing like what you described.

McCree tonight.
Got 3 POTGs.

I run faster horny than you can scared.

i mean it's only polite

i ruined him when he tried to mod here

maybe that had something to do with it

nini~

It's k. I know you saw.

You'd know.

see DaVinci
see Ted Kazcynski
see Johnathan Nash

So where is your small army of dumb people?

lots of flash bangs and rolls headshots in th 17 sec potg?
or really nice high noons?

no u

lol yeah

he was never going to win

Whenever I have dreams of running from something scared I usually give up and try to reason with it. I yet to remember a time when that actually saved me from the danger.

I dunno man, you've never lavished me with such praise.

I mean, it would be completely undeserved, but then again, so it is when you give it to alice.

ban him for this pls

But I did not even open the client.

I'm only half human after all.

rare jojo incoming

Probably shouldn't if you're tilting this hard.

I don't need one because I don't crave hollow validation like that.
I just make friends like a normal person.

Yeah. Was oddly accurate tonight.

I usually get mauled and feel the pain, but don't die.

I do not even know what is going on anymore.

Calm down.

*shivers*

this one seems like for real

*Drapes a blanket around you*

If worshipping Alice was all I had to do to get your attention, I would have done it ages ago.

So what you're saying is you don't have a personal army of dumb people, but if you wanted, you totally could.

Sure thang.

I'm trying to dismount.

Yes, okay.

It's not an insult, it's a fact.

It won't affect you.

The devs usually know what they're doing.

This is going to become grating very soon.

kanra will you be here in 20 min?

i want to get more beer

I don't care enough to contemplate it.

Stop yelling.

I could RP sexually at you.

How intoxicated are you tonight?

nice.
mcree seems to do good headshots easily at medium range.
do you have a good kb/m setup? that's comfy and easy to move the mouse around on?

this is a troll

Or you know, don't.

...

Kanra is gone.

farewell cake, squash, moogs, darwin, teeps, squiddy, giru and poor, poor test.

If I am, send me away.

Maybe you just think you don't deserve it.

Completely sober. What a thing to waste sobriety on.

*an

lay off the drugs man

Wait.

My desk is slightly higher than it should be so it makes playing shooters awkward. I plan to invest in a real set up after I move.

I want to learn Widow, but my hand jolts when I fire and zoom in so I might get a foot peddle to use as her L mouse button.

It is not something to desire.

it's not too late to go to school luka. you can put this computer autism to work

He really cannot.

bye love

you've done nothing but earn my scorn. but an amused sort of scorn.

Seems odd that I specifically get the poor poor.

Later.

It's like the final fuck you.

We are all flawed in some way, but you are the shortest one.

...

If you are shorter than Kanra, that would be the ultimate ignominy, really.

But aren't Test and Kanra both bottoms?
How does that work?

hmm

does anybody here know how to code?

ctrl+c ctrl+v.

Why do you assume you have to be a bottom if you're shorter? The logistics of sex are not that complicated.

Lumberjacks aren't supposed to be bottom but they're also not supposed to be short..

my keyboard is slightly higher than my chest
but my mouse is at 90 degree elbow level waist like, a small mat with 2000 dpi as my main mouse setting.
so i have to move less than inch to aim sideways a significant amount.
propper desks are pretty important i've found out over time.
i've never tried widow much myself because i don't think i can aim like those pro people do, even les so do the grapple air headshots.

he can get the tree and the stump.

And I'm also not a lumberjack, I'm a university student.

Oof.

Christopher "Stumpgrinder" Larson

Lumberjacks have beards. You had a beard. Therefore you are a lumberjack.

Do NOT post me. >///

Really ground my stump if you know what I mean.

I want a desk in an L shape so I can have my small CRT next to me as well. I would love a chair that is attached to the desk by a rail so I can slide around it freely. I might get a better mouse and keyboard later.

Felling tree after tree in your ravenous hunger for books

You forgot Alan, though.

Laughed.

My bad.
You're a power bottom.

test i know you're getting black out drunk but i DO NOT recommend going outside right now

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it's a mad house

nerd

Gay as hell.

Still have the beard in fact. It's nice, cuts the number of times I have to show my ID for alcohol in half.

That is still a bottom and STOP

I'm not even that drunk tho.

I would emote facepalming here.

Want to be the Glaceon to my Vaporeon? ;)))

not good enough

There is a new thread.

New thread when?

Never.

L shapes sound like the best.

but i don't think i've ever heard of an "on rails" type of chair before.

I saw one in a post and it looked nice.

yeah people like me and also scoot and a lot of the time scanner when he isn't showing us that he's not perfect