I'm not saying you should call this number and shout "Tories are Scum" into the phone. Because that would be incitement to harassment. To be clear I do not think you should do that. I leave this number here only in case you feel like having a talk with the Scottish Conservative party.
those are all broken for the foxhunting this link should work
you need to let them speak more, engage in conversation and improvise, OR be swift about it, drop a good bomb and that's it
That's too long and not too funny.
choose a topic of discussion, OP will deliver
🍀🍀🍀The Hiberian conspiracy🍀🍀🍀
Make your voice gayish and imitate a full blown tranny and ask them if you have a place in their midst. What can you do for them? When they list it make sexual reproaches… giving out fliers! oohhh, yeah… I'd like THAT!
Make it subtle at first than add layers of gayness onto it, like… would it bother you guys if I dressed a bit extravagantly… (prob. they ask back how exactly)
…will there be any children present? :::D
and if you can build it up to the last moment ask if it's a problem if you are a maoist third worldist
but actually reactionary
Che cazzo hai detto compagno?
Ask them if they did the Manchester bombing.
working on it
this is bongland ill probably have the plods round
let them speak more. ask questions and stop delivering long monologues
Hibernian bad sauce. I've called 4 offices and no keks to be had
🍀🍀🍀They🍀🍀🍀're onto you!
idea: do a bunch of ones subtle enough to unnerve the tory staffers and make them question their life choices but not actually very funny, appearing like you're genuinely enthusiastic or whatever without going overboard.
make them regret their life choices without giving them the chance to believe it's trolling.
THIS, TEN THOUSAND TIMES TEN THOUSAND TIMES THIS.
This is Holla Forums tier antics.
This post had been referring to an attempt to subtly sow Seeds Of Doubt in the minds of Tory staffers by sounding semi-serious.