Itz veri rude 2 buly

@Empty
The cockney accent made it so hilarious.
Anyhow I think I'll take my painkillers and try to get sleep.
Got to love the karaoke bar right across the street.
Not to mention the plywood walls this hotel has.

adorable you are!
i'm am ok.
just thinking of going outside in a bit tho
are you happy today too?

Oooh, he was cockney, that makes it all the better. Also sleep well and enjoy the rest of your holiday. I'll speak to you whenever you're free.

I'm relatively happy today, yeah! Thank you for asking. Also I'm glad to hear you're doing okay too, also you should go outside if it's nice weather, if not just stay in side and get comfy.

I always thought it was things like agoraphobia and social anxiety, but maybe this is true.

i just don't know what to do

nezi*

...

cute

Oh that's very true.

Though I think some of them are just really lazy.

But I wanna it to be GOOD!

Kupaa

theres a flaw in that picture

I'm really lazy but I manage to get to school... most of the time.

It'll be good when you clean it up, and have everything in working order!

Flaw?

Lookie!
github.com/E66666666/GTAVManualTransmission/blob/master/DIUtil/DIUtil.cpp#L130

ごっくん is better than くぱぁ

fight me

Most of the time? :3

I think it's a lot to do with the transition for a nice and easy school life compared to the 40 hour work week and having no time

The weak deserve to be bullied.

is that lightsabers??

an aqua

whats a gotsukun

But that's lewd.

Gokkun because っ repeats the next letter

jisho.org/search/ごっくん

wishy?

wow u japanese pretty gud. also yeah thats way hotter

Aqua looks fine to me!

Also smol tsu is +nextchar

ごっくん is good tho yes

newfriend here
what is this board?

Autism or something.

shes messing up the balance of the picture. shes way too close compared to the other two. an empty spot would be way better. she cant even be of use and purify the water cuz they arent even naked under it.

also teach me more lewd japanese onomatopoeia

a nice place

...

Ikt pls

jisho.org/search/くぱぁ

Das me

I'm still shit at kanji tho

Decypher more Ancient East Asian glyphs.

Don't you do this to freshen it up?

are you just learning it for the sake of being weeb or are you gonna become a nihongo sensei

i dont have the motivation to work hard. you can tell cuz im a neet

But I gokkun my milk every morning

I learned it because I needed 3 language electives and I've sorta just kept at it.

are you semi quadlingual?

But you can become a real azn

Bleh, milk!

Quad?

Milk is good for your bones!

Repressed homosexuality, anime and tranny debauchery

I haven't drinked any past lots of years aside from in coffee. It tastes to bleh!

...

...

scoot

but i am???

idk im just assuming you took 3 different languages unless it was all jap

Be nice to Grim

...

...

Strawberry milk tho

You had to take three language courses with a prerequisite chain of 3 so it pretty much had to be all in one language.

Thanks Moogs.

Tadaima

Work went by pretty fast and my coworker thought I was Asian

Pretty good day

Why does this contribute to it being a good day

Because normally people think of him as a Mexican?

what do you do? flip levers?

What a terrible fate.

...

asian > spic

Feels good to be white

...

...

today is a good, cheap day :3

I'll curry your sausage.

Industry job

I pretty much build Cabinets for servers for Hitachi
It's a clean job and we're inside with AC blasting so I'm pretty happy.
Pay is decent too

Mainly it was the shift flying by but being called Asian is refreshing too

Oishii

I almost made curry today but I finally got around to cleaning the curry pot and there were mushrooms in it.
I'm still fairly disgusted by the idea of curry.

in english?

*pet*

rip

lmao look
github.com/E66666666/GTAVManualTransmission/blob/master/DIUtil/DIUtil.cpp?ts=4#L130

*delicioso

I made some noodles instead.

RIFK SHUT UP LITTLE BRO.

ALL THINGS IN TIME.

I NEED A DRINK

Is it ramen

RIFK THIS IS WAR

Good evening animus. State your names.

HEMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pasta with cheese sauce.
Made from scratch.

Ramen is for subhumans.

SCOOT, RIOT CHAN, REPORTING IN

The fucking zero wireless is a piece of shit.

ever get light headed after cumming?

penis

me neither

To be fair we all are subhumans but good.

Test. Rifk etc.

FAKE SCOOTS.

. BRB DRINK.

youtube.com/watch?v=rypWFP2CggM

flatbreads and curry are pretty top tier in general tbh

noodles are ok

kinda wish i had biscuits

[Doubt]

Maybe the rest of you.
Not me.
I'm like the adultest adult here.

Let's eat cookies.

...

STOP FLASHING YOUR BUTTHOLE AT EVERYONE

i havent in awhile

I AM NOT FAKE HOW DARE YOU!!!!!
WAR GOD :@

the quadruple chocolate ones from sainsburies if youre offering

*flashes hole*

WHEN DID YOU FIRST COME TO THE CHANS?

i am the real scoot

nnininisnins

IN 2010! I WAS WITH PONES! PRITTY IS MY BRO, KI HATE ALICE. FOREVER WAR

Later.

GIMME A REAL SCOOTS OR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD 1.5TBPS

THE REAL SCOOTS WAS AN ANTI SCIFAG

THE REAL SCOOTS WAS AN ANTI SCIFAG

THE REAL SCOOTS WAS AN ANTI SCIFAG

THE REAL SCOOTS WAS AN ANTI SCIFAG
THE REAL SCOOTS WAS AN ANTI SCIFAG
THE REAL SCOOTS WAS AN ANTI SCIFAG
THE REAL SCOOTS WAS AN ANTI SCIFAG
THE REAL SCOOTS WAS AN ANTI SCIFAG

I am scoot RIOT CHAN
I WAS THERE WHEN GarEE ran

sleep well, dream of goto induced infinite loops in your debugging builds

1.5 tablespoons per second?

IF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIMME A REAL SCOOTS 1.5TBPS SOON.

KINGS AT CRIME
KINGS AT CRIME
KINGS AT CRIMEKINGS AT CRIMEKINGS AT CRIME
KINGS AT CRIMEKINGS AT CRIMEKINGS AT CRIMEKINGS AT CRIME
KINGS AT CRIME

HOPE RIDES ALONE

I AM THE ONE WHO OVERTHREW BEBOP.
I AM THE SLAYER OF ALICE.
AERIS KIA BECAUSE OF ME.
I AM THE GOD OF CHAOS.
I AM THE REAL SCOOT.
NOW TELL ME WAR GOD
HAVE THE DEAD SPOKE?
DO THEY STILL CHANT THE NAME OF PATSY O'HARA

These?

I'd plug you.

How is B#### Z### doing lol.

Oh wait that is the real scoots.

IN THE CHILLER
FEELING KILLER
LOW DOWN FROSTY
RIUFK
DRINK ONE FOR THE FALLEN

I am the one and only enigma

HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I'm the real Scoots

SAME HERE THAT NIGGA STABBED THAT NIIGA IN CENTRE

God of war, savage as gfuck
much love for proto1, son of man

nah, these bad boys, note the chocolate on the bottom

plug my pie hole with chocolate biscuits pls

...

How are those not the same fucking cookies as what I posted?

-shudder-

the fate of all mankind

chronline.com/crime/man-arrested-for-stabbing-at-centralia-mcdonald-s-to-get/article_6180e1b8-43d5-11e6-a99d-4fb5eb372b2f.html

love LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE

youtube.com/watch?v=Bk7RVw3I8eg

REAL MOTHERFUCKING FSU G'S

look at the underside of them

you know you want to

dont accidentally impale your eyeball with a screw driver one day

mess with the best
die like the rest
they never saw it coming

Eternal love FSU gangsta for life.

Proto1 WAR GOD1.

I missed you scoots.

THE BEAST OF THE EAST
THE BEST OF THE WEST.
NUMBER ONE MERC, PROTO1

How is the job going?

Making cheques, snapping necks, same old same old, you?

I'll take your word for it.

I want nothing to do with contemptible perverts.

I flourish.

Scoots have I ever told you the Story of the meeting In Iraq before?

but do you want tea and biscuits?

I dont recall you telling me, give me the low down on the Iraq?
RIFKDRINK

Wearing kigurumi

onesies are gay tbh, i prefer normal pajamas

Once there was a wealthy merchant in Baghdad who had a servant that he liked very much. This servant came to him one day pale and trembling, and the merchant said, “Whatever is the matter?”

“Master,” said the servant, “I saw Death in the market today, and he pointed at me. I am sure that my time has come, but I think I can outrun him. He seems a bit rickety. Please, master, give me a fine horse and the money to go to Samarra tonight, and maybe I can evade Death. I beg you, for the sake of all I have ever done for you.”

The merchant said, “Of course. Take my best horse,” and he outfitted the servant with fine clothes and food besides. He saw the servant off from the gates of Baghdad. Then, as he was returning through the city, he ran into Death at the market.

“My good fellow,” said the merchant sternly, “why did you point at my servant this morning? You scared him.”

“Oh,” said Death contritely, “I’m quite sorry. I didn’t mean to point at him — I was simply confused, and I was trying to make sure that I still see straight with these old eyes. It’s just that I was surprised to run into your servant here today, for I have an appointment in Samarra with him tonight.”

BOO. My stories have have scared every DCI since Tenet.

...

what even is that?

Super fucking spooky, death comes riding.
DO you accept the toll?

poutine?

This
and with peas on top.

lol I dont see cheese curds so im probably wrong

kigurumi are fun

Wish's favorite food

Scoots.

Do you want to know a secret?

Tell me, god of war, what is the secret

theyre lewd is what they are tbh

Ok after brb drink

NO THEY'RE NOT!

THE SUSPENSE!
THE GOD OF WAR SPINS THE YARN

This means a lot less to me because it is you scoots but have a song.

youtube.com/watch?v=tBMQxyPiv4s

theyre full body pajamas that you cant wear properly if its too warm for a top half

Hi Yan

theyre coming for you barbara

SLAY THEM

Hi sobo

They're fun.
How is that even lewd?

if you cant wear it properly, it runs the risk of being lewd

A ghost is an emotion condemned to repeat itself time and time again.

See you on 83 Rivington St.

Feeling pretty sleepy.

Holy fuck listening to other people talk about vidya games is so fucking boring when you've already played them or don't fucking care.

They're baggy animal pajamas qt, I think you're just lewd and trying to make a cute situation into a lewd one.

roll up in blankets and sleep

it seems at least somewhat lewd to me

Probably because you're a lewdie.

RIP1 HEATH1

DESERT STORM FOR LIFE

I've got two blankets, I'm going to curl up into and snuggle up in and fall asleep in 20 minutes!

oh boy I'm out of shape i feel terribad

no u

Pull the trigger
watch em drop
the pyre grows bigger
never stop
God of war
proto one
never far
never gone

fucking tell me about it, i rode over one of the larger flyovers the other day and it fucked me up

nice
ill probably gosleep myself soon tbh

I've got to travel in the morning, so I should have slept sooner, but I got distracted.

iktf
gosleep empty, so you at least get some sleep

...

youtube.com/watch?v=rBJbzYxCC5I

FSU FOR LIFE

RIFK WAR GOD

KEV1

CHRIS1

MATT1

BILL1

JAMIE1

PAP1

MIKE1

You

fsu gangsta for life

proto1

?

(you)

See ^

I go sleep in 10 minutes!

REST IN PIECE

TO AL MY BOYS LOCKED DOWN

Good morning.

FIRST OF THEIR NAME
WE DO NOT FORGET

*pet*

fair enough

Perv

rip

SOB1

CASTELNECK1

JIM1

SOUTHWOTH1

VID FOR SCOOTS

youtube.com/watch?v=JzFr-uNTXxc

desist

GOD OF WAR
PROTO|1
DOES.
NOT.
FORGET.
RIFK
this is a real war

Cease

It is a real war
.

and it is here every day.

ITS HERE
EVERY DAY
RIP HAIKUUS, THE GREAT SKUNK
RIFK

Goodnight all.

ni ni

*sends nightmares*

It's a long road.

youtube.com/watch?v=k1te-laHULI

*patpat*

sleep well

The RIFK must flow

BORN TO BE FSU

FSU

FUS

FSU

NOT AFRAID TO DIE

I need my own ARK server.

]war war war wra war

youtube.com/watch?v=hOMNzPyG-tc

GRU GRU FIGHT THE POWER

me too, though id probably abuse the shit out of it

G'night~

youtube.com/watch?v=rB3uMjlBAWA

Yo link me Yuzumori-san again pls

I couldn't read it when you guys linked it cause my sis was being all nosy on my other monitor

Yeah you should just live like a prince ladyboy on my server.

oooii

I don't speak british

Byan~

Do you speak Australian?

...

no

its a bridge going over a railway track

rifk aushok says hello

...

i DRINK THIS LAST DRINK FOR THE WAR GOD
then I must sleep.
PROTO1
RIFK

gOOD NIGHT GANG

war wa rwar war

Hello.

Do you speak Australian?

*faggot

♥

RIFK

give respect top real aus gs

that works

Yes and I must be pretty good because all the Australians seem to like me.

I will break it

why is your sister stopping you from reading

Okay.

Until you say something offensive then they don't like you.

Yeah but thats when i'm intentionally insulting them.

no...

ah ok

how'd it fuck you up
just exhausted from it?

Good nuff then

Already done.

Tickle the bellies.
Grope the bellies.
Bite the bellies.
Kiss the bellies.
Lick the bellies.
Cockslap the bellies.
Cum on the the bellies.

Don't do it with malicious intent.

You should learn, maybe we can hang out.

I don't wanna read yuri shit in front of her

I-It's embarassing

if we hang out, will you give me a hug

...

Cum in your sister's socks Soto

Good

Depends on the person.

pretty much, i got over the thing but i certainly couldnt go fast after it

*pet*

It was in Japanese

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

That's how I normally greet some of my friends.

Why would you be malicious to an Australian.

We're just best friends so it's fine anyways.

-tep-

I am going to hit you manaka

Cunts

bff

I'd rather not

I still wanted to look at the pretty drawings of a Highschool girl getting dommed by a loli

Post your best tummy

*top*

calm down!

it is never over

PROTO1

TALK TO ME

Yeah, fuck cunts.

Welcome back, ManaK.

yawaspi.com/yuzumori/comic/020_001.html

Don't mention it

Seems like I already do.

why was she on ur monitor. seems like she wants you to read yuri shit in front of her

Hey Gogs so how did it end up going with the chick you said something to?

zanksu

i'm still half awake!

I never left! ha!

You're gay. Boys don't have cunts.

It wasn't a chick. I was just apologising for my actions to someone in thread. I don't think they want to talk to me regardless.

Do you hide in the corner, then?

...

rip

just need to exercise more

c-could we hang out on the couch and watch anime/movies?

WIMP
A REAL MAN WOULD DO IT

-pot-

dont you know, this place has attic!

Only if I get to pick what we watch.

Boy hole.

I lied.

war god goot1

war god goot1

MANAKA

i KEEP RUINING WITH MY HEART\

youtube.com/watch?v=pQmBvnpHPN0

I've seen enough hentai to know that the attic space is only used for peering through the cracks and watching people masturbate.

Creamy.

it IS A REAL WAR.

SPY GIMME A HUG

oh

Gross

thing is, i basically live in a room now, save for when i go shopping. i need to change that, but til unis over, i cant.

*plot*

I felt bad for you.

Sup bitches.

I know. Whenever someone asks if I want whipped cream on my iced frappe, I say no.

...

-tolp-

o-only if I can rest my head on your lap >.

mmhm

not healthy

I HATE cherries !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cry into this cup

yeah, same

tired
you?

*trot*

tell me about it, its not a good feel :/

What are you, gay?

It won't be any fun to watch if you fall asleep.

That's why you pop them.

I think you'd be crazy to put cherry on a coffee, anyway.

Close your eyes while I do it.
I'm embarrassed and not going to masturbate into it at all.

-tort-

...

Um..

okay, hi.

Go to sleep then, nerd.

Oh you mean you and Mordin's like whole drama

or Darwin

One of the two

What was I thinking lmao

I DONT KNOW WHERE HER SOCKS ARE

What's up with you?

Is this a trick question?

I'm very clearly not.

Daga kotowaru

Icky

I refuse.

no no no! I'll stay awake the whole time

I just like having my head on someone's lap, it's comfy ^^
it makes me feel safe

let's both commit to more exercise ^^

effort tho

...

Just chatting with the lady and not having to shovel lol

i will when im no longer up past my balls in uni work

I'd appreciate it if you didn't name names.

I think it's kind of funny that I keep thinking you like girls but you actually think it's gross.

Yeah, I don't see why not, then.

Pay someone to shovel it for you or since it's rented, the landlord is?

You should know exactly what I like.

WHAT A PATHETIC LIE

I refuse your refusal

The file on you is sizable.

It was not me.

My roommate's doing it. I like to use the girl-card when I can. Especially when it's cold and shitty out.

You can't do that.

How big ?

Big enough to see you in jail, scumbag.

DAGA KOTOWARU

Use set theory to define greater and greater infinities.

Is your roommate still the person you work with?

Ok, figured out whats up with my phone trip. Still like it, tbh.

I highly doubt that.

Doubledaga

I was playing a lot of LA Noire. I just wanted to say that.

?

What seems to be the problem, officer?

You seem to be nonwhite in a white neighborhood.

That's DETECTIVE to you, loser.

Deng, I got it on the first try

yay

Show me your badge.

He got a new job so we only work together on Sundays, so it's not like I get to use his car or get drives in anymore. I figured I don't need to shovel.

I TRIPLE DAGA KOTOWARU

*pet*

N-no.

I'm gonna go x4 then.

Then I have reason to listen.

THERE IS NO 4
3 IS GOING STRIAGHT FOR THE THROAT.

NO reason

Hah, of course you have to listen.

I'm going even further beyond.

...

That face is kind of creepy.

WELL DONE

I'm in charge here.

BOI

THAT FACE MAKES ME DIAMONDS

I will end you

Are you proud dad?

The only time I lived in an area that got a lot of snow, there was a HOA or community crew that would deice everything for you that the city didn't cover so I didn't really have to. That'd suck.

W-what?!

Shut your mouth or I'll throw you in the cage and tell the house that you're a kiddy fiddler.

Do it, nerd.

You heard me.

eh

PROTO1 WAR GOD.
STAY OFF THE JUNK

You won't be constipated anymore by the time Im done with you bby

I'm not ready!
I'm too pure! Too innocent!
Too good for this world and this thread of degenerate subhuman filth!

As a pickup line, this just makes it gross.

hmm

?????????????????

People in prison hate pedophiles.

What the frick..?

:(

wasn't meant to be

she's so fucking cute

I already like succubi and then I see there's a show with one and I'm like SCORE

You are forgiven.

Seriously, dude. Please stop.

Hey Byan

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I hate people in prison.

Chu~

I don't think even he knows what compels him to say at this point.

Me too, want to be my deputy?

...

new

But Im relieving them of their constipation

Wow quit copying Mordin
Thats his shtick

Fucking doujins when amirite?