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>>168980365>Ye fookin' luv minge Yaz, and ye luv the Doc's minge don' lie to yersel'>Shu' oop Dan I doœn'I hope the October special is 90 minutes of scissoring
Episodes for Jubilee Britbong feels?
post sexy jodie pics bros.
Doctor Who twitter has a weird dislike for the Royals.It's always ones with something fundamentally wrong with them, too. Disability, homosexuality, or being American. You'll never see a normal, content person complaining about the royal family.
>>168983403If they are normal and content, why would you pay attention to them?
>>168983403fuck the royals
>>168983403Thank you. More people need to stand up and say we should just shut up and worship our overlords.
New Doctor yet? The wait is killing me.
>>168983537Imagine being so braindead you think the royal family are 'overlords'
>>168983589Tennant will show up to fight the Daleks at the Jubilee don't worry
>>168983537I would love to like in a world as black and white as yours.
>>168983537>>168983614>news reports that zoomers are majorly in favour of having an elected head of state rather than a royal family>in 30 years we'll probably have a gay black tranny as our new kween
"I'm the bloody queen mate, basically, I rule."what did they mean by this
Rate it out of 10.
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>>168984206Top left geniusNext time use the back
>>168984206he's on the cover but doesnt get his own month/page, RIP
>>168984259From marketing to merchandise to constantly changing his timeslitto chibnall firing him for Jodie it's clear BBC wanted him gone as much ss the fansMoffat really fucked up with the ugly grandpa
>>168984258>>168984302Jodie doesn't get her own she has to share it with fat black lady get fucked troon
>>168984400what timeslitto will Ncuti be given?
>>168984360The fugitive doctor was introduced during Jodie's run so it makes perfect sense for them to shareDoesn't change the fact that everyone hates the old man doctor and wants to pretend he never existed
Alternate universe where the Fifth Doctor had this costume variant
>>168984529That's up to RTD
Gallifrey: War Room has a cover, and it's like every capeshit movie poster
>>168984618Rassilon is hot now?
>>168984577>everyone hates the old man doctor and wants to pretend he never existedwhy do you perpetuate that shit when even his worst episodes are leagues above Chibnall's best
>>168984618>The A-list movie star doesn't get top billingWhat did they mean by this?
>>168984677>A-list movie staryou mean Armitage? Is he an A-lister?
>>168983403Kek my man RTD is in charge of Who now and he absolutely loves the Royals, even sucked them off in Voyage of the Damned.
>>168983589>>168983631*sigh* somehow Tennant has returned.
>>168984699the original plan was to smash the Titanic into Buckingham Palace, and only didn't because effects budget
>>168984668Lmao cope. Grandpa trash is already forgotten.
>>168983403I don't like the Queen or royals because they have gay rules they follow about not getting involved in politics.Literally the Queen watched Britain turn into a 99.9% white paradise, to watching whole cities colonised by foreigners.I spit on the Queen, she's a tratior to her people, ptew.
>>168984668Because it's a basic fact. Tennant and Smith are safe because audiences liked them, Jodie and Ncuti are safe because they're "firsts" but there's nothing saving the old and ugly doctor
>>168984698He was in The Hobbit, you know.
Series 8-10 < Series 11-13
>>168984699And then Turn Left happened
It always seemed daft that no-one knew about this Timeless Child stuff. Not the Doctor, not the Master, nor the Daleks or any other race with time travel, or any of the many enemies of the Doctor who you'd expect to be looking for secrets to exploit. No-one knew a thing about it. Except for these jumped-up floating loo rolls.It felt like Chibnall was trying to copy Moffat's "the Doctor in the TARDIS doesn't know," from The Eleventh Hour, but that wasn't some massive secret the Doctor had failed to know they'd been living with their entire life.Why did these floaty cloth monsters know this super-secret information? Who knows? I doubt Chibnall cared, either.
>>168983403Personally think the monarchy should be abolished but they take it to a whole new level with actively wishing death on them. It goes beyond DW Twitter though, it's typical of the terminally online freaks. It really irritates me as a republican being lumped in with these lunatics.
>>168984584It would be massively criticised because it's exactly the same as Tristan from ACGaS.
>>168985176He was trying to copy cartmel and the carpet people knew because mind reading or something
Based Eccleston at it againinstagram.com
>>168984699Times have changed, it's now commonplace among zoomers to hate the royals with Andrew's noncery and Meghan throwing around accusations of racism.RTD used to suck of J.K. Rowling too, don't expect him to do that anymore now that she's satan incarnate to the zoomies.
>>168985422>They're basically a Rorschach test that the tabloids hold up in order to gauge what level of hysterical batshittery their readers are capable of at any moment in time.Eccleston's a whiny commie but this part is unfathomably based.
>>168985540Brian Blessed should have finished the job, then the show wouldn't be the mess it is now
>DOCTOR: Bedtime story, Doctor? Yes, please, Doctor. One of the classics? Ooo, yes, please. Settle down, then. (from memory) Mister and Mrs Dursley, of number four Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal...why did Chibnall include a JK Rowling quote in 2021 bros? is he out to stir up people on purpose?
>>168985540do you mean we could have had Brian Blessed as that fake Odin guy?
>>168985637I find that part a neat little brain exercise.Go watch The Shakespeare Code with Tennant gushing over J.K. Rowling. At worst, it's inoffensive. At best, it's heartwarming. Now go watch Whittaker doing the exact same thing in Revolution of the Daleks but now it seems like a cynical moment of trying to harness nostalgia people might have over reading Harry Potter. Even though it's the same shit done 15 years later. Really shows how our perception of pop culture usage in Doctor Who has turned rotten and it's easy to hate everything.
>>168985806Also, let's not forget the reference in Shakespeare Code was at a point right before the final book was out, and everyone loved HP. Context is key. CC wrote the line into Revolution knowing it was a decade since HP had ended, and what JK has been like since.
>>168985806>>168985878it's all so tiresome and cynical
>>168985891just like the show itself
>>168980446>Cyberchibs are fagsFigures.
>>168983787>sweatyruinedClean feet or gtfo.
Friendly reminder that no matter how bad you think chibnall is he's STILL better than the last guy
>>168984668Stop giving him (You)s. He'll move on to a new bait in about a month.
>>168986453People getting filtered by Moffat Daleks to this day is hilarious.
>>168986484>filteredNo, they're just shit. He even admitted himself he never cared about them.
>>168986410>13thDoctorCLEANBARE.png>CLEAN>BARElook again chud fren
>>168986676>Are Daleks now... an opportunity for introspection? Reflection on characters? AHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE THEY'RE SO SHIT I NEED THEM TO KILL REDSHIRTS
>>168986687They're too shiny to be clean, come on. And she just removed her socks and everything. It's "clean" because she isn't naked, I guess.
>>168986613>Haigure Haigure Haigure Haigure Haigure Haigure Haigure Haigure Haigure Haigure Haigure Haigure Haigure HaigureDo I really wanna know?
>>168986731You can do both, but Moff never bothered.
>>168986758unfortunately for that artist "clean" means there's no sock lint, dirt, and/or steam/smell lines
>>168986484>filteredThe catchphrase of the retard fanbase of a hack writerI imagine soon enough we'll have people like you saying that people who didn't like Chibnall were "filtered"
>>168986837He didn't because he dislikes Daleks. He isn't shy about it.
>>168986859You thinking that the Daleks are "good" because everyone gets on their knees and cries whenever a Dalek appears is sad.
Reminder that Moffat was originally due to write the Dalek two-parter for Series 3, but he was too busy so opted for the Doctor-lite single parter instead. Imagine a world where he did the Daleks in S3 but not Blink or the Angels.
>>168986979>Imagine a world where he did the Daleks in S3 but not Blink or the Angels.Maybe he'd actually write a good episode in S3 then. But I doubt it considering all his Dalek episodes are garbage.
>>168987077"We keep making them bigger. They're scarier when they're wee [small]. Small Daleks are frightening." - SteMo
Julie Gardner is kinda fit tho isn't she
When Davies wrote the Daleks, they were both unstoppable monsters yet also highly intelligent, constantly outsmarting as well as outgunning humanity. When they arrive, they warp the entire story around themselves and become essentially the main characters until a deus ex machina comes into get rid of them. In the three RTD Dalek stories, they comprehensively beat the Doctor easily and it's only some hitherto unknown get-out clause that saves him.Moffat seems to find the Daleks rather amusing or pathetic. Their rage and hatred is seen almost as a weakness, their fear of the Doctor crippling. If Moffat had written them in Series 3, I think there would have been a clash between Moffat's attitude to the Daleks as pathetic creatures warped by hatred and Davies's image of them as the supreme beings they claim to be. Given Davies never rewrote Moffat, I wonder if he'd be happy with that take on them or if he'd have provided notes to push Moffat in his direction.
>>168987012Daleks who are too mad for Daleks would simply get exterminated, Steven.
>>168981002I want him to fuck my wife
>>168987223It's kind of funny how he misunderstands some of the fundamental things about Daleks.
>>168987190Moffat wasn't about making the Daleks amusing, he's about making them disgusting and hateable. Every one of the Dalek stories he's penned are about revealing a newly disgusting aspect of their nature and giving a reason why the Doctor's seething at them never dies down.
>>168987280I didn't say Moffat made the Daleks amusing, but that he finds them amusing, and plays with that.
>>168986979>imagine if he made a shitty 2 parter about daleks instead of a shitty episode about statues
>>168987326>>168986979Okay but I'm now imagining he never wrote Blink, and instead held on to the Weeping Angel idea until Series 4, where he had them appear in the Library. That would've been kino.
>>168987357Kept alive for usefulness, and by Davros (who Caan himself saved). Every other "mad" Dalek in the show's history has simply been exterminated.
>>168987257It's not that funny. He misunderstands literally everything about Doctor Who so it's no surprise he doesn't know shit about the DaleksThank god RTD is retconning/ignoring his era
>>168987378oh shit...the vashta nerada are pretty kino though until they turn into silly skellingtons in spacesuits
>>168987414Usefulness?>uhhh crazy shit will happen in the future for real for real!!
>>168987357This one fled the war, went insane and basically started his own thing. Still he wasn't unfit for combat. He still followed the Dalek doctrine.So yeah he was crazy but manageable, I guess.
>>168987357He dove into the middle of the timewar and saved Davros so he gets to live
>>168987423Vashta nerada were cringe garbage with no substance like all his monster gimmicks, wake up.
Vashta Nerada what kind of a name is that
>>168987473and the angels aren't gimmicky? or do you not like them either
Moffat badRTD badChibnall badSimple as
>>168987506They're gimmicky shit too but at least their first episode still had the novelty factor.
>>168987579The Angels were only good in Blink. Then Moffat shat the bed with his powercreep bullshit.
>>168987538WrongMoffat badRTD greatChibnall mediocre RTD wannabe
Post your Moffat opinions>Moffat's best creations were the Empty Child and the Clockwork Droids.>The best design was the Silence.>The Angels were only good in Blink. The Silence were ruined after their initial two-parter. Tasha Lem is dogshit. River Song is overrated.>The Wedding of River Song is fun, but the worst finale he made.
>>168987506Moffat absolutely ruined the angels. They were still pretty kino in some scenes in Time of Angels and Flesh and Stone but then he would have me believe nobody in New York was looking at the Statue of Liberty long enough for it to move to the mainland and walk the streets up to Winter Quay? not likely
Moffat was god awful garbage who killed the showYou don't bring back RTD and Tennant otherwise
the 10th Doctor is the Reddit/Tumblr Doctor. I get he was probably the best written in the entirety of nuWho but come on
Do you think the Doctor would like a Binley Mega Chippy
I miss Asher
Do you think Binge and Asher would like a Binley Mega Chippy
>>168987833the meme didn't originate from tiktok, you should know journos are too normie to understand that
>>168987891Stop speaking in tongues you zoomer faggot.
>>168987775>the 10th Doctor is the popular/iconic Doctor.Ftfy
>>168985749Yes, we've known that since 2015 actually. But they never said why he refused before now.
Christopher Eccelstone is mentally ill and strange
Colin Baker has that kind of aura where you can just tell he has a massive cock.
>>168987792>>168987891Great song. Amazing song.
How many black Doctors has there been and who was the first one?
>>168987673Mostly agree. Heaven Sent not great either.
>>168988905Peter Davison was the first black Doctor
>>168988905Jon Pertwee was the first coloured Doctor
>>168988972wrong, it was Peter Cushing
>>168988905Four and Sir Lenny Henry
Would you do it?Would you kill them all?Would you commit genocide against the daleks?
>>168984258Its kino seeing Eight get all this merch love. He pops up more than Twelve these days. I hope he's in the Centenary special.
>>168987685How does the Statue of Liberty ruin the Angels? It's a brief scene that otherwise has nothing to do with the episode's important parts. IMO the Angels trying to "grab" people and not immediately zap/kill them in Flesh & Stone was worse.
Village of the Angels > Angels Take Manhattan
>>168989802>chibnall > MoffatTell us something we DON'T know
>>168989748>How does the Statue of Liberty ruin the Angels?>From the wiki: Quantum-locking was a defence mechanism used by the Weeping Angels. When observed by any living creature (even other Weeping Angels), the Weeping Angels turned to stone, making them resistant to harmthis would mean even a curious spider would freeze an angel. The Statue of Liberty is a large structure that probably garners a lot of attention at realistically any hour. It remained unobserved long enough to move inland?
Are you my mummy?
>>168981198very suckable toes
>>168984258>McGann in his shitty Night outfit>sharing with War>eleven is the third doctor>>168988130I hate how often 10 is portrayed as wearing 3d glasses so much
>>168990288I'm conflicted. On one hand, I can't stand 13, but on the other I am surprisingly quite attracted to Jodie herself despite the Skelmanthorpe accent
>>168989107I don't see why not.
>>168990482Do you have the right? Simply touch one wire against the other and that's it. The Daleks cease to exist. Hundreds of millions of people, thousands of generations can live without fear, in peace, and never even know the word Dalek.But if you kill, wipe out a whole intelligent lifeform, then you become like them. You'd be no better than the Daleks.
Moffat > RTD
>>168990361I love the Night Eight costume
>>168989853Okay I understand that but again what bearing does this have on the ways the Angels are used in the important parts of the story? No Angel in that episode that was relevant to the real plot is damaged by any inconsistency, the Liberty statue is just an easter egg.
>>168990361It's his thing. Like 11's fez or 12's not being canon
>>168990547it doesn't it just irked me from a praticality standpoint
>>168990538Nah, love fuck. I can separate the character from the actress.
>>168990514This reasoning will never not be retarded to me. If you kill them they won't kill ever again. Simple as. 4 was a faggot.
>>168989107So many backs with a single knife
>>168990288do you think she'd be a good hugger :( I'm starved for any sort of physical touch
7A is underrated.youtube.com
Good afternoon, hope everyone has a big day today
>>168983403I'm straight, white, male, have a gf and hate the royal family. I also think Chris Eccleston is a cringey piece of shit who can't actThe world doesn't revolve around Doctor Who; which is what you autists need to understand>>168987673The Angels are his best creations, later ruinedBest and scariest design were the series 2 clockwork droidsHe wrote the Doctor as a "bloke in a box" perfectly
>>168991709>I also think Chris Eccleston is a cringey piece of shit who can't acthe is into death metal now
>>168980671Miserable northern cunt
>>168990568At least 11 wore a fez more than once
>>168991709>The Angels are his best creationslmao
The Almost People is a good multi-Doctor episode.
>still no S10 soundtrack
>>168993602Heeeeh, I'll allow it.
>>168993995The Simpsons did it better. Also I can't stand Walliams for some reason.
>>168993736Capaldi era is not canon so it's never gonna happen. The only reason you got one for S8 and S9 was because Clara was a holdover from the Matt Smith era.
>>168994261When did the Simpsons kidnap Peter Davison?
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
>>168994375>Peter DavisonHow 'bout a real actor like Richard Dean Anderson instead?
>>168990288For fuck's sake, why couldn't we have got this Doctor rather than the quirky autist she was directed to be?
>>168994593What even is "this" Doctor? Some plant you can easily jerk off to?She's just posing for pictures. It's nothing. She conveys nothing.
>>168993429Remember when they used to put on live orchestral performances at the Royal Albert Hall for the Murray Gold era music? There's no way they could do that with the recent crap.
>>168994493Both acted with scripted written by Terry Nation.
>>168994493>Richard Dean AndersonMeme actor.
>>168994593quirky doctors are the best doctors
>>168994819Your daughter is being fucked by a better Doctor than you ever were, Peter.
>>168980671>not "don't you think she looks tired?"you had one job chris
>>168995298yeah chris, why didn't you quote David's iconic line?
>>168995403Because rtd used the same line to end Chris's career so if anything it can be his irl iconic line
Imagine if he wasn't such a whiney bitch and just claimed he is too tired to return to doctor who. That would be way less embarrassing than all of the crying over spilt milk
>>168995741We don't have to imagine. Capaldi tried that horseshit and now everyone wants to pretend his doctor never existed.Eccleston calling out how fucking retarded everything was gave him godlike status and led to massive demand for his return
>>168981198>>168990288Why are you pretending this woman has any sex appeal?
Chris Chibnall has that kind of aura where you can just tell his wife gets fucked by other men with massive cocks.
Steven Moffat has that kind of aura where you can just tell his scripts are bad and he's a hack.
There is nothing new to be done with this show. All that is left is endless fan service for people that don't even watch anymore. Even internet discussions have become stale and repetitive. It's time to grow up and move on. Leave this steaming pile of shit to the autists, as they're the only ones that like it now.
>>168980671>calling out some boomer cunt for being a parasite >but not the million pakis on welfarereal edgy, chris
Peter Capaldi has that kind of aura where you can tell he's a horrible actor with no range who just got lucky and killed the show he's allegedly a huge fan of
>>168981198>>168990288god i just want to sniff her smelly feet and suck on those toes and lick her soles ughhhh
>>168998196Capaldi didn't do anything wrong as the Doctor.
>>168998589He didn't do anything right either, that's for sure.
>>168998589I'm sure there's a lot of people who consider KILLING THE SHOW to count as "anything wrong"
>>168998907The ratings only dropped because the best and hottest Doctor that young women loved left, not because Capaldi was bad.
>>168980365Is everyone ready for the 20 minute hardcore lesbian sex scene in Jodie's final episode?
>>168999365Mandip mogs Jodie
he should've been the next showrunner
>>168987230sorry this buck is built for another purpose
>>169000920Who is this?>reverse image search>google name
>>168999567Pale pussy > brown pussy every time
capaldi > smith, i don't know how this is controversial
>>169001225Because it's wrongLike saying Orphan 55 is the best episode in all of the revival era
>>169001225Absolute dogshit > absolute donkeyshitBravo.
>>169000920I found his episode to be enjoyable.
>>169001379what a random comparison.
>>169001447Better than Moffat at least.
>>169001225They're pretty tied to me.
>>169001551Not that randomWorst episode of nuwho and the worst doctor of nuwho
>>169002017>worst doctor of nuwhoeccleston
>>168983680Reddit tells them what to think quite literally.