Behold the COMPLEXTRO

Jace Sanders
Jace Sanders

Behold the COMPLEXTRO

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youtube.com/watch?v=oAG_k4VUeTs
youtube.com/user/mst3kofficial
youtube.com/watch?v=3mUfOs-CTCw
youtube.com/watch?v=YVtEX1J7tXQ

Charles Martinez
Charles Martinez

Yuri love
Yuri life

Asher Russell
Asher Russell

my think?

Charles Morgan
Charles Morgan

you dont understand? sorry english might be bad im not my first language

Ian Howard
Ian Howard

you
re a cute gaijin

David Lopez
David Lopez

Technically IKT is a gaijin

Connor Lewis
Connor Lewis

new banners coming in
tfw

Isaac Ortiz
Isaac Ortiz

you baka gaijin me no

wat kind

Eli Hall
Eli Hall

the shiny kind.

Jason Baker
Jason Baker

are dey good weeb ones? or is it a shit

Eli Adams
Eli Adams

It's animated and tasteful.

Alexander Hall
Alexander Hall

gaijin

Jose Cooper
Jose Cooper

balls of steel

reuters.com/article/us-australia-power-tesla-idUSKBN16H0RL

Zachary Lopez
Zachary Lopez

works in debugger
no error return values
doesn't actually save
what the SHIT

Levi Lee
Levi Lee

BUT THAT IS SOCIALISM

Carter Cook
Carter Cook

he was probably planning 2 do it for free anyways for publicity n shit but the way he presents it makes it more interesting. its a win win 4 him

Daniel Lewis
Daniel Lewis

hi grim-chan, scoots, new guy and long dong

Luke Rogers
Luke Rogers

sup

its quiet tn

Daniel Peterson
Daniel Peterson

yeah what the hell happened. it's bumming me out how dead it is

Henry Carter
Henry Carter

People are out and about ma boi

I will be too tomm

Ryder Wright
Ryder Wright

oh? what's going down?

Adam Smith
Adam Smith

bed soon?

Hudson Sanchez
Hudson Sanchez

going back to parents for the weekend and maybe the week if my higher ups approve my time off

might take em all out to eat

Nathan Johnson
Nathan Johnson

nice avvy btw way

Cameron Peterson
Cameron Peterson

Getting comfy settle in staff bed

Elijah Brooks
Elijah Brooks

Soon
When i start dropping the phone ill 💤

Jaxson Moore
Jaxson Moore

oh that's cool. when's the last time you've seen mommy and daddy?

and thanks like colbert gave it to me ages ago

i recently moved the rest of my folders over to this laptop

dude wat go to slep fahdasjdag

Lucas Ramirez
Lucas Ramirez

Hi!

Juan Ramirez
Juan Ramirez

hey sox bro

you're that spammer sox bro right?

Alexander White
Alexander White

Allegedly. Have we met?

Kevin Jackson
Kevin Jackson

Reading history tires and provides interesting dreams

Justin Ross
Justin Ross

it's sad when you appreciate sci-esque posters

Wyatt Gray
Wyatt Gray

i do not know if while i had a name on or not as i usually do not remember much

why in the world would you read history on a friday night

Dominic Morales
Dominic Morales

I'm not Sci's flavor. I'm a totally different brand of thoughtform, tbh.

Lucas Clark
Lucas Clark

how do you feel about wilco

Leo Wilson
Leo Wilson

Scoot, listen to this song while you read about history so you'll have a dream about having a dance party with Napoleon, Moctezuma, Cleopatra, and Themistocles.

Charles Sullivan
Charles Sullivan

sabrina not acknowledging my presence from the word go

Jaxson Morgan
Jaxson Morgan

1) i am at work
2) i from nd history fascinating
3) squirrel

Connor Foster
Connor Foster

Thermistocles and cleo the main peeps there fam
:3

Jaxon Green
Jaxon Green

maybe 2 weeks?
3weeks?
idr but they miss me lots so im goin

Jeremiah Lopez
Jeremiah Lopez

listening to atliens full album
up next: aquemini full album
see autoplay option
swipes right so fucking hard

Jaxon Baker
Jaxon Baker

you're at work?

i figured you were like laying in bed half asleep

aww that's cute

baby steps, right?

Dominic Gutierrez
Dominic Gutierrez

My boundless love and admiration for you goes without saying! ♥

That giraffe's name is Beans.

Carson James
Carson James

That song trippy man

Oliver Morales
Oliver Morales

I guess so.
I was thinking originally of just not communicating with them at all once I left but they really softened up as the date to move came by so eh

Chase Gray
Chase Gray

that came off extremely sarcastic sabrina

Jeremiah Parker
Jeremiah Parker

What does they like? Does they like ice cream?

Nathan Wilson
Nathan Wilson

i donno like maybe have a day that you talk

sundays are usually good for family bullshit

that's what i do

Landon Russell
Landon Russell

they call me 2x a week lol

Leo Scott
Leo Scott

i would have expected way more tbh

wait so you have a roommate now right?

what's that all about

Lincoln Turner
Lincoln Turner

It was probably the image I used. Let's try a more sincere character.

I love you, and I hope you're having a fantastic night!

They prefer frozered yogurt.

Austin Edwards
Austin Edwards

I ain't clickin' dat shyeet. ♥

Gabriel Brooks
Gabriel Brooks

goddamn i think that it's that you're so nice and i can't not interpret niceness as being sarcastic

it's a thing

Colton Kelly
Colton Kelly

Ive never had frozen yogurt... is it good? Owo

Carson Allen
Carson Allen

every bite feels like youre gettin stabbed

Jackson James
Jackson James

why is the spoiler image that

it better be a good story or imma bout to be triggered

Samuel Long
Samuel Long

Develop your own narrative. It will be better than the truth.

Cooper Bennett
Cooper Bennett

If someone gave you a hug, would you feel for your wallet afterward?

Yeah, it's pretty good, but only if you get toppings on it.

Also, you gotta be careful not to get cursed frogurt.

Gabriel Campbell
Gabriel Campbell

Its christina

Christian Evans
Christian Evans

it's cool to blog if the thread is slow and you're drinking right?

so i bought ben and jerrys today for the first time ever believe it or not

i got half baked cause like i was going to eat it tomorrow when i'm all hungover and really high lmao haha

Alexander Cooper
Alexander Cooper

Wisdom.

Jason Gray
Jason Gray

Oh boiiii
cuuuuuursed froyo?? Tell me the binding words??????

Anthony Lopez
Anthony Lopez

i donno like it's just some scribbles bruv

if a stranger randomly did, yes

and that is the correct reaction

i guess it has to do with working in customer service and the game IS being fake nice

yo who dat be

Juan Perez
Juan Perez

Chocolate Fudge Brownie B&J's is my jam!

Coomalahdah!

Isaiah Peterson
Isaiah Peterson

Scribble your DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andrew Thompson
Andrew Thompson

yeah i knew i wanted some b&js cause i was thinking about it the other night and that was the first label i read

was like, i like all of those things, lets do this thing

Tyler Wilson
Tyler Wilson

you've been so mean lately ;;

Leo Gray
Leo Gray

Sabrina, give nuzzles.

Charles Brown
Charles Brown

fuck yes you are.

Parker Morris
Parker Morris

I'm home.

Jason Phillips
Jason Phillips

odd gay cyber timing etc

Alexander Allen
Alexander Allen

k k

Andrew Reed
Andrew Reed

Test after the hormones

KALI MA!!!!!!!!

Bentley Ward
Bentley Ward

I don't even talk to Ban that much.

Grayson Moore
Grayson Moore

like this isn't even that much of a joke question

does test have any plans to transition?

Josiah Hill
Josiah Hill

pure coincidence

Who are you ?

Evan Ross
Evan Ross

yeah we're dating now

Tyler White
Tyler White

he seems nice enough

we dated for a day

Brayden Adams
Brayden Adams

Hella plans

William Taylor
William Taylor

A secret wrapped in an enigma sunken in beer.

Mason Reyes
Mason Reyes

Yes I'm doing it right now.

Hudson Williams
Hudson Williams

you should talk more he seems nice

whoa dude

congrats?

DONT SPREAD UNCONFIRMED RUMOUURSS

Evan Young
Evan Young

I was a Blue Bell gal my whole life until their stuff was recalled. I gave Ben and Jerry's a chance and it's sooooo much better. Plus it's made with real cream, so it doesn't taste like crusty milk ice if you refreeze it and enjoy the next day. I have to do that 'cause it's so rich I can only eat three or four spoonfuls at a time.

When I get done nuzzlin' you, your face is gonna look like someone took a belt sander to it!

Espresso patronum!

Hudson Price
Hudson Price

yo you too pounced hella hard

i like it

Christopher Jones
Christopher Jones

two*
motherfucker

Carson Bailey
Carson Bailey

thank you

Levi Garcia
Levi Garcia

oh okay

tru

Leo Lewis
Leo Lewis

Good to see you again! I'm no longer KOS. Thanks for responding on steam.

Nathan Ross
Nathan Ross

make me

Tyler Gutierrez
Tyler Gutierrez

Nespresso petroleum jelly this dick

Wassup nerd

Joshua Allen
Joshua Allen

I'mma get my sabs beater out then.

Ryan Torres
Ryan Torres

it's so expensive and like i've always been a quantity over quality type of guy but i feel like i'm in for a treat for sure

what's up bro

Wyatt Bell
Wyatt Bell

thread is lit now tp

Aaron Morris
Aaron Morris

Delet

Benjamin Hill
Benjamin Hill

playin a game

wbu

Juan Green
Juan Green

it's hard to think of something to reply to three letters with

except like sup

Hunter Sanchez
Hunter Sanchez

Swimming in piss.

Elijah Scott
Elijah Scott

Yo your memorial was pretty choice.

William Anderson
William Anderson

fam suh lit tbh

Jaxon Hughes
Jaxon Hughes

I wish Budweiser sponsored Bear Grylls.

Thomas Butler
Thomas Butler

You still seem scared. Do not be afraid. What you did was right. When cornered, one must fight.

Camden Fisher
Camden Fisher

yeah it was only like 8 normal time

yo dude we don't got beef, right?

if so we need a squash plan

listening to outkast all blazed, happy that the thread is more than like 3 people

lit is such a stupid re-use

Leo Watson
Leo Watson

Sounds gross.

Jason Lopez
Jason Lopez

Not the joke but okay

Hudson Davis
Hudson Davis

I don't have beef with you.

You seemed to think I was mad at you because I said I don't want to make Ban a mod.

Christian Wood
Christian Wood

Stop.

Brandon Morales
Brandon Morales

lol cool, like i had like scattered memories as usual and one of the few things i remembered was that i thought you were flipping out at me or something

good times

Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

Test has the cutest, most womanly beard.

Charles Butler
Charles Butler

*Crinkles*

James Campbell
James Campbell

I don't get it.

Scro is good

Alexander James
Alexander James

kyle with midnight shade is best kyle

Chase Flores
Chase Flores

Bear Grylls drinks piss.

Hunter Hughes
Hunter Hughes

isn't that like a gucci mane term?

not even sure what that means

or

brrrrr

Daniel Edwards
Daniel Edwards

Ban Squash.

Logan Allen
Logan Allen

honestly though he kinda deserves it for deserting the board that time

Elijah Ramirez
Elijah Ramirez

going over fb pics and this scrawny kid I went to HS with is now a decorated marine

god bless

Gabriel Lewis
Gabriel Lewis

B-ban me, Test.
I've been a naughty doggy.

Jaxon Hill
Jaxon Hill

post stalker before and after

Jeremiah Reed
Jeremiah Reed

did you two really bone

or is that like just a meme?

David Brooks
David Brooks

Alice? How did you get in there?

Landon Peterson
Landon Peterson

before

Jackson Stewart
Jackson Stewart

You wanna drink piss.

Its a mix between Scrotum and Bro

Adam Kelly
Adam Kelly

chill dude

Henry Adams
Henry Adams

@Test

Kevin Jackson
Kevin Jackson

and after

lmao its ok he doesn't browse 8ch

Isaiah Ross
Isaiah Ross

I know mindbreak when I see it.

Nicholas Martin
Nicholas Martin

My kitty lost a tooth. I just noticed when I was petting her and she mewed at me. Poor baby. ;__;

How's your kitty?

How's life?

quantity over quality
Me too usually, but I can make B&J's last a while.

How many times have you choked on that thing?

Julian Green
Julian Green

Nah

Dominic Jones
Dominic Jones

Alright, I suppose.
Grandpa passed and I took the week off.
Moving to Alabama soon.

Mason Perez
Mason Perez

never. I'm not you.

Jace Bailey
Jace Bailey

but it could just be short for scrotum?

i was going to do some ironic opposite reaction to both pics

but holy shit he definitely fixed himself

besides being in the military

he looked like he could have gotten the same babe programming and shit

but I can make B&J's last a while.

it won't last an hour

i've had two shamrock shakes this week

been fiending

Benjamin Rodriguez
Benjamin Rodriguez

No time for vacation.

Carson Brooks
Carson Brooks

yeah, my other friend is in the hilary administration and another one is a product manager at rolls royce

Bentley Ramirez
Bentley Ramirez

Ayyyyyyy

Zachary Hernandez
Zachary Hernandez

lmao

Gabriel Phillips
Gabriel Phillips

hilary administration
didn't realize there was one lol

but damn dude that's some boujee ass friends you got

Sebastian Lewis
Sebastian Lewis

He lost s tooth months ago too
Apparently its normal
My snaggle cat it even cuter now
Which kitty? Calico?
My kitty has apparently been running around the house all evening
Little panther

Camden Roberts
Camden Roberts

hillary administration
Hey, have you checked the official timeline recently?

Parker Bell
Parker Bell

hey man
its the new york spirit to succeed

Brandon Roberts
Brandon Roberts

i partied with an snl chick

she might remember me

i fucked her best friend a lot

William Hughes
William Hughes

or just survive

amirite

Lincoln Bailey
Lincoln Bailey

kill me

Jacob Wood
Jacob Wood

I'm so sorry to hear about your grandpa. My condolences. ♥ Will you be ok?

Nope. You just wish you were me.

I tried one o' them shakes last week. I think the McDowel's I went to was just not great because the shake was meh.

Calico, yep. I worry about her because she crawls into the neighbor's yard, and going under the fence scratches up her nose. I've tried fixing up the holes she goes through, but she always finds another one. I know she's perfectly capable of jumping onto the fence, so I don't understand why she insists on tunneling.

Daniel Hall
Daniel Hall

Oh so YOU are the chauvinist in all the jokes

Carter Perry
Carter Perry

lol I guess so

Bentley Stewart
Bentley Stewart

Tunnel cat!!! Snaek catten
Try not to worry, she gettin older? Cats tend to lose teeth in age, my cat is becoming an old boy now.
Lots if naps and pets

Wyatt Nguyen
Wyatt Nguyen

Make time.

Nolan Perez
Nolan Perez

youtube.com/watch?v=oAG_k4VUeTs

or just listen to some real shit

they over did the mint sizzzurp so hard the first time

i had to go back

it's funny though cause like i noticed that that fat chick on snl is like a more fat version of the fat chick i banged

best sex of my life

Benjamin Campbell
Benjamin Campbell

Why ?

John Fisher
John Fisher

Make me.

Joseph Mitchell
Joseph Mitchell

I refuse.

Austin Davis
Austin Davis

Haha link said chick

Jaxson Jackson
Jaxson Jackson

i can like picture there being new and old fat best friend beef there

Mason Morris
Mason Morris

Good.

Isaiah Cox
Isaiah Cox

This THE chick
Not bad fam

Hudson Adams
Hudson Adams

goddman that transition tho

Charles Brooks
Charles Brooks

no i banged that chick's costar's friend

Dylan Rivera
Dylan Rivera

Well, I've been keeping her inside more lately and having mom keep an eye on her. She was asleep next to me a few minutes ago, but she must've snuck off somewhere. Give Winston pets for me!

They overdid it for once, huh? Usually if I get one of their thingies with the candy in it, they only put a little bit in there and it all collects on one side.

Isaac Nguyen
Isaac Nguyen

they over did it hard the second time hard the second time too

like no joke sabrina i had that and a large fry (have to) at like 10pm and i was fucking out

Robert Cook
Robert Cook

not fixing that sorry for my dismal proofreading

really

Daniel Russell
Daniel Russell

i guess abysmal would have been the better...

Matthew Rodriguez
Matthew Rodriguez

I will once I return home
Calico so crazy❤
Phone fell on face... its time
Its time for sleeps
Nighty ^^

Nolan Garcia
Nolan Garcia

Did you dip your fries in the shake?

Sleepy Scoot. Have happy dreams with historical dance parties.

Lucas Peterson
Lucas Peterson

someone somehow entertain me for hours

Levi Bennett
Levi Bennett

i actually didn't, sorry to not get your 2nd hand nuts off

i like had to fill up three of those stupid ketchup bowls and carefully walk them back to my apt because i do not stock ketchup

watch gone girl

i've tried to get through that movie three times

no success

Isaac Bell
Isaac Bell

Hyperventilate or take deep breaths quickly while sitting on the ground. Continue doing this for around a minute and then stand up. Make sure to stop breathing when you get up. After this, start burning oxygen either by spinning in circles or running around.

Christopher Rivera
Christopher Rivera

I'll be alright.
Thank you.

Isaiah Morales
Isaiah Morales

if youve no success that doesnt sound like entertainment

i already experience vertigo. id rather not die now

Kevin Jackson
Kevin Jackson

who knows, maybe you can beat that movie

Oliver Lopez
Oliver Lopez

Would be fun.

Angel Cooper
Angel Cooper

it's weird. even with a folder i never use with tons of images, i always come back to the same maybe 10 images

someone should study austism and image selection

Dominic Jackson
Dominic Jackson

austism

i best people from austin embrace that

Christian Lewis
Christian Lewis

fuck

Oliver Sullivan
Oliver Sullivan

alright so i guess i'm going to not type a lot of things correctly

bare with me

Ayden Gray
Ayden Gray

one more

Brody Cooper
Brody Cooper

again

Robert Davis
Robert Davis

9

Wyatt Cook
Wyatt Cook

youtube.com/user/mst3kofficial

Damn. Another ruined orgasm.
I keep ketchup, but it always ends up in the back of the fridge, and when I remember I have it, it's a year old.

<hug>
Are you excited about your move?

Jackson Gray
Jackson Gray

10 POSTS IN A ROW

Lucas Sanders
Lucas Sanders

Ahahaha

Jace Collins
Jace Collins

yeah i guess that's a similar scenario for me

i'll have a reason to buy it and it sits

and it eventually runs out

and i usually get those leftover packets from places to satiate my ketchup appetite

LOOK AWAY

Charles Evans
Charles Evans

It will be nice to get back there.

Bentley Ross
Bentley Ross

I'm a nut for the "Polynesian" sauce at Chick-Fil-A. My friends know to get it when they go and bring it to me.

Michael Price
Michael Price

thnx for something not stupid

nice autism

Gavin Gomez
Gavin Gomez

fortunately i have never been there being a good person by not eating other mammals

lol my friend's wife's family has hella connection to that franchise

kinda glad i wasn't able to go to that wedding

so sabrina, are you current on any of these shows:
walking dead
always sunny
legion

it just fell into place

Christopher Bennett
Christopher Bennett

wait birds aren't even mammals
fuck i need a timeout

Hudson Nelson
Hudson Nelson

i fucking basically majoured in birds

Robert Reed
Robert Reed

@test

can you pity ban me for like 20 min?

Elijah Hill
Elijah Hill

Do you throw the U in there on purpose or what?

Alexander Campbell
Alexander Campbell

Ah, so 'Bama's your old stomping grounds. Neat!

That's me on the bottom! How did you find that?!

always sunny
I watched the season series? finale when I got home from work today. If it does end up being the last episode...I think I can learn to live with it. It was just unexpected. :(

I need to get into Legion. I loves me some mutant drama! BTW, did you see Logan? I cried. A lot.

Liam Barnes
Liam Barnes

oh for sure so things like this happen

Benjamin Phillips
Benjamin Phillips

also

purpouse*

Thomas Reed
Thomas Reed

what's up you lot of furries and ladyboy loving faggots?

Lincoln Russell
Lincoln Russell

Well, I only spent a year there.
I just miss it.

Playing FF15.

Anthony Walker
Anthony Walker

You're an interesting fellow

Ian Taylor
Ian Taylor

so post crotch shot now, gaylord

Ayden Hall
Ayden Hall

Ban Rem.

Benjamin Myers
Benjamin Myers

i have not seen logan

yeah it did get kinda cereal the last couple eps for sunny

but i've heard talk for many more seasons

**i can't see them letting charlie fuck the waitress on the last ep tbh

they're next levelling it**

it keeps the canadiennes happy

it keeps me entertained

what's up tho

Jack Gray
Jack Gray

lol that failed spoiler

fuck it though

if you're not current on sunny you don't even deserve correct typing commands

Michael Clark
Michael Clark

I never even finished 14.

who is rem?

Bentley Morales
Bentley Morales

A mistake!

Mason Bell
Mason Bell

war has changed

we have evolved

Nathan Wright
Nathan Wright

PROTO1

Justin Green
Justin Green

Had a surprisingly pleasant week, actually

Sebastian Torres
Sebastian Torres

also hi girdz

my computer keeps shocking me

tech support

Camden Smith
Camden Smith

well damn is that a TP?

Grayson Morgan
Grayson Morgan

I've never been. I really gotta go on a road trip some time. I'll see if any nice threaders will let me crash on their couches and just zig-zag around! I'll keep you in mind if I head out 'Bama way.

If you haven't figured out that I'm a 500-pound shut-in with a baby's thumb for a wiener by now, you're just not paying attention. Literally everyone else on the planet knows this.

See, I had read somewhere that Dennis was going to die, so I was thinking they were just getting ready to wrap it up. Then I watched it and thought I had been duped, but it seems they're going on hiatus. :(

And I loved Charlie finally getting what he wanted most and being miserable about it. A truly great comedy never lets its heroes win.

Nolan Richardson
Nolan Richardson

why so surprising and actually is the question

Daniel Flores
Daniel Flores

oh shit... a sabs too. must be my night

Tyler Sanchez
Tyler Sanchez

war never changes

Connor Peterson
Connor Peterson

It changed.

Anthony Morgan
Anthony Morgan

Oh most of the time the job stresses me out super bad but this week it was unusually pleasant

Ryder Reed
Ryder Reed

and Samchan

Dominic Rodriguez
Dominic Rodriguez

hi anna <3

Isaac Carter
Isaac Carter

I figured out how to do that thing in your name.

Oliver Cruz
Oliver Cruz

wtf manchan
o snap

glad u returned
...i missed you
the bromance resumes where it left off

Aiden Peterson
Aiden Peterson

that's cool man. what happened

GO BACK TO YOUR HOLE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

Hunter Parker
Hunter Parker

this is the gayest picture I've seen all day

and qt sent me some yaoi

Owen Clark
Owen Clark

Nothing in particular, just people being nicer and more patient than usual

Aiden Phillips
Aiden Phillips

you still engaged to erin?

wasn't that supposed to have happend like a year ago

Brandon Hill
Brandon Hill

why so horny

Nicholas Barnes
Nicholas Barnes

20th anniversary of buffy
i was in the fourth grade when it started
Goddamniti'mold...

Wuzzup!

Remember that obese vampire from Blade? That's me, only paler.

Monica.

Adrian Russell
Adrian Russell

Dad!
sorry i've never been home lately

WHO DID YOU SACRIFICE!?

B-but i messaged you in hangouts..

Levi Nguyen
Levi Nguyen

This still isn't as gay.

Brody Kelly
Brody Kelly

ctrl paste

Carson Morgan
Carson Morgan

whoa sama is here

he replaced me in sabrina's love for wise older white me

Michael Mitchell
Michael Mitchell

there's a lot of st patty's parades this weekend

Noah Bailey
Noah Bailey

nm, bae

can I call u bae?
im calling u bae.. sabs is bae

i saw. but then i didnt response, im sorry. im a terrible hooman

tp, i...

would like to get toasted with you one day 2% homo

Alexander Smith
Alexander Smith

you've been busy?

Kevin Watson
Kevin Watson

+n

Jace Young
Jace Young

Because it's cat ears

E r i n

you evil..

Aaron Walker
Aaron Walker

still got wild cats living at your place?

Jack Johnson
Jack Johnson

Still not as gay.

Brandon Long
Brandon Long

Let me test this.

Daniel Miller
Daniel Miller

dude i don't know how it happened but i am like smoking a lot of weed these days

like i'm buying an ounce this weekend

Aaron Reyes
Aaron Reyes

crawling in my skin
these wounds will not heal

I just dont like mom's cooking

it's never stop!

Josiah Bell
Josiah Bell

whoopers are you still even still with erin?

i know that based casper stayed with her for kinda awhile

Jackson Ortiz
Jackson Ortiz

no judgement here.. if i could get away with it id smoke weed eerday

Angel Green
Angel Green

This is pretty hilarious but not even that gay.

Bentley Reed
Bentley Reed

*pours salt

Michael Young
Michael Young

See, didn't even need to cut my finger.

Jacob Garcia
Jacob Garcia

post pussy

Ayden Myers
Ayden Myers

Why don't you believe me?

You can call me bae if you let me join that smoke session with you and TP.

I thought of you the other day 'cause someone was eating a Nerds rope.

Ryan Gray
Ryan Gray

I want to fuck that dog.

Jason Edwards
Jason Edwards

youre in.. emphatically in, for the love of god in

Jackson Brooks
Jackson Brooks

Samchan if i had your number i'd spam call you at night
which conveniently my daytime

can't snap because safetynet :(

Charles Bailey
Charles Bailey

that seals it... TP and I must get stoned

Christopher Hernandez
Christopher Hernandez

it didn't work!

i'm happy that an everyday item reminds you of me

also not really know how to feel because it's nerds candy

Camden Rodriguez
Camden Rodriguez

I liked her better as a flopping profusely bleeding torso tbh

She had nice tiddies then.

Nathaniel James
Nathaniel James

i think it's because i know i can't do it once i start working in the nuclear plants so i'm going all out

but for real sabrina that legion show if fucking with my head

i was ready to drop it at ep 4 cause it was getting too slow

then 5 hit me like a mack truck

i didn't believe what i was watching

you're in LA right?

i know people there

it will happen eventually

Benjamin Cruz
Benjamin Cruz

...could just spam my hangouts, which is linked to mah cell

Samuel Gonzalez
Samuel Gonzalez

It did, you ignored it.

Bentley Perry
Bentley Perry

WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS

I assumed it was your secondary account which you only check once in full moon

Matthew Price
Matthew Price

REEEEEEEEEEE

take pics/vids and save them lol
send them to me later

David Collins
David Collins

If you copied it from my name UTF-8 god will visit you in your sleep

Jonathan Price
Jonathan Price

why not 3.25%?

Evan Ward
Evan Ward

I only the loli form.

Mason Turner
Mason Turner

nah teeps, im in the east, murican south

Jaxson Reyes
Jaxson Reyes

:-|

Landon Ortiz
Landon Ortiz

best i can do is 2

Henry Hughes
Henry Hughes

Why would you want to fuck something that looks like a child?

Sebastian King
Sebastian King

I smoked with one of my bosses last week. I had to drive north for some training and stayed with his family. Once the kids were in bed, he, his wife, and I smoked and watched Parks and Rec on Netflix. It was muy frio.

I remember you saying once that you really liked Nerds candy. That's all. :3

Now, are we talking about Legion, Legion? Like...Xavier's messed up son, Legion?

That's me with my wife!

Jeremiah Rivera
Jeremiah Rivera

No gods no masters.

Mason Hernandez
Mason Hernandez

Shes like a 1000 years old so its okay.

Noah Gomez
Noah Gomez

this sounds bueno

Adam Hughes
Adam Hughes

you are so kind, but, I do not have the ability to ban people.

James Ward
James Ward

:-|

Luke Barnes
Luke Barnes

wait what?

i think i always think you live in LA cause you fucking met pritty lol

which parts of them south parts

well i guess that is the premise but i have yet to see any mention of xavier. it's really good so far. and i don't watch any marvel shows

Cooper Turner
Cooper Turner

cuz children probably have nice tight pussy and their bodies are easily maneuverable

Josiah Hill
Josiah Hill

no ur a pedo

Aaron Peterson
Aaron Peterson

ignored by based girdz

Parker Russell
Parker Russell

i'll try discord

I wished it was something better!
buttttt it's okay i'm happy that whenever you see nerds candy you think of me.
You should buy one!

get your own sacrifice!

Samuel Bell
Samuel Bell

...kentucky

Aaron Campbell
Aaron Campbell

no i'm gay.

Hunter Hughes
Hunter Hughes

w u t

Cooper Turner
Cooper Turner

me too tbh fam

lets do drugs again

Alexander Collins
Alexander Collins

Only if its off that dogs chest.

Henry Sanchez
Henry Sanchez

But that means I need to visit motorbike country to sacrifice you.

Jordan Perez
Jordan Perez

how close are you to cincinnati

my dad lives there

Leo White
Leo White

3 hours

Landon Sanchez
Landon Sanchez

Yeah. Ya know, Parks and Rec is the perfect show to watch when you're baked. It's funny but not loud, there's no laugh track, and it usually ends all warm and fuzzy. Give it a try some time. It's like taking a warm bath.

I ain't clickin' it!

I'll probably binge it once Season 1 is over. Oh! Oh! I saw Lego Batman last night! It was hilarious, and had lots of fun Batman easter eggs. :3

Benjamin Taylor
Benjamin Taylor

I only want to do drugs off of a butt so I'm pretty sure you aren't gay

Christopher Perez
Christopher Perez

that was for sabrine
messed up link

China is the true motorbike country!

Logan Scott
Logan Scott

thats dumb

Her chest is flat like a table and made for holding drugs.

Jackson Lewis
Jackson Lewis

I'll be wearing green to work I guess

Adrian Young
Adrian Young

That's like saying snorting drugs out of your pinky is dumb

ur dumb

Sebastian Roberts
Sebastian Roberts

no fuck you

Jose Sullivan
Jose Sullivan

havent followed it... ive heard good things. one day sabs we gettan high

Aiden Roberts
Aiden Roberts

Fuck me?

Gavin Russell
Gavin Russell

But I'm not talking about china, ManaK.

Lucas Thompson
Lucas Thompson

even I think cereal sized nerds will get all soggy with all the moisture and turn into soggy purple goo long before i get to eat a quarter of it!

Henry Allen
Henry Allen

oh fuck that i was hoping you were like north kaintuck

i'll check it out eventually

i watched trolls the other night

cause darwin posts that stupid av

it was pretty good

and like kendrick is a staple

will you really?

i don't think i have any green

are you irish

i think i'm actually more welsh than irish

Hudson Williams
Hudson Williams

its like... tethered to my hip all the motherfuckingtime

Benjamin Smith
Benjamin Smith

Huge fucking nerd

Kevin Wood
Kevin Wood

no thing... i travel every month through cincy to see my youngest daughter

Charles Walker
Charles Walker

Back the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! off, Phil.

Nicholas Sanchez
Nicholas Sanchez

You can't come here just to get your blood sacrifice!

even at work? will you or I get in trouble if i call you at work?

Ryder Richardson
Ryder Richardson

Good. So it's agreed, you're dumb and fuck u.

William Taylor
William Taylor

somebody better give me some god damned affection!!!!

Evan Garcia
Evan Garcia

no, its turned off and stored in a locker while i work

Carson Brooks
Carson Brooks

For some reason, that reminded me of this song.

James Richardson
James Richardson

Haha

Austin Rivera
Austin Rivera

do you take 5 seconds to put your phone to silent before bed?

Jacob Lopez
Jacob Lopez

trolls
Was it really good? I'll have to pirate it! I wasn't sure if Darwin was posting that stuff ironically...

It's basically sugary kitty litter.

You know it!

Austin Howard
Austin Howard

People do it all the time, I think. I hear about it on the news.

Colton Butler
Colton Butler

no shit? my dad has a huge house in cliffton

i'm never there but maybe timing with work sometime

Brandon Garcia
Brandon Garcia

this I can enjoy!!!!!!!

no, no booze, only pain relief medication, my ear is killing me, it's got fluib inside that won't come out.

Landon Scott
Landon Scott

I really will, I only own like 3 green shirts but I mean

One of them is a Paddy's Pub T-shirt and I'm tempted to see if anyone at the office recognizes it

Also I'm a fair bit Welsh as well, no Irish from what I know

Levi Butler
Levi Butler

did you even see the movie?

i thought you just saved those images from neru

i've been trying to

but you are ignoring me

darwin saves images from other dudes he is trying to date

Landon Lopez
Landon Lopez

Sabrine, is it true Twizzler tastes like rubber?

That was before nineteen ninetysomething!

James Torres
James Torres

This seems like a short guy thing.

Jaxon Gutierrez
Jaxon Gutierrez

Did you ever get that really cool scooter you wanted?

Brody Ward
Brody Ward

I watched it. Neru got them from me.

John James
John James

it's always the faggots thirsty for attention who also have like hella filters\

take off the filters griddles/nezi

Anthony Reyes
Anthony Reyes

that track

sometimes i forget...

we hang with your dad, get drunk and high sometime

Matthew Davis
Matthew Davis

Close enough! I wanted one with bigger engine but then again i dont need speed and my current one gives me really good fuel mileage :D

THAT IS WHEN I WILL STRIKE

Jeremiah Thomas
Jeremiah Thomas

Whoever says money can't make you happy is a fricken liar.

Easton Cooper
Easton Cooper

Paddy's Pub T-shirt
fucking gag

yeah i'm actually mostly welsh and french but like what is the real difference

no shit?

i donno i remember this happening all slip flopy like

my dad is sober

but like my brother knows this crazy chick named amy who works at the prison there

boy does she some some kind bud

Nolan Martinez
Nolan Martinez

i shall take your vengeance, roll it into a little ball of hate and distribute it mercilessly on the next black woman i come inside

Wyatt Price
Wyatt Price

You don't like It's Always Sunny???

Also French is fucking disgusting

Henry Richardson
Henry Richardson

sorry, I need to see the (you)s or I don't read much of anything else anymore.

Mmmmm, me like.

No, no booze actually maybe a little in my tea, some tequila perhaps would be nice, I wanna do a jager bomb from between her tits.

Zachary Torres
Zachary Torres

MC Widow's Peak getting jiggy there.

Joshua Anderson
Joshua Anderson

YES
there are many ways to be happy and many of them involves money money money money

whaaaaaaat do you mean by "black woman i come inside" ??

Elijah Wood
Elijah Wood

but its his house... nothing more of a buzzkill than a sober man

Asher Watson
Asher Watson

Why waste the jager with redbull.

Kayden Cruz
Kayden Cruz

What is this song? It was stuck in my head all day today for whatever reason

Probably all of Bard's Facebook memes tbh

Xavier Howard
Xavier Howard

manchan... do i realy have to explain this one?

Thomas James
Thomas James

youtube.com/watch?v=3mUfOs-CTCw

Grayson Jenkins
Grayson Jenkins

yes sir, it doesn't translate well into my language :(

Dominic Cook
Dominic Cook

Much appreciated

Nathaniel Rivera
Nathaniel Rivera

Like- Money itself is boring but spending it do what you want and have fun is the best.

Blake Ross
Blake Ross

I like it when the machine prints my receipt!

Zachary Young
Zachary Young

you see...

when a man and a woman really like each other, no scrap that

when a guy dosnt give a fuck and needs to have a nut, no strike that

during consensu.. no strike that

the penis is a glo...fuck

yea, i got nothing

Blake Walker
Blake Walker

I really like that lace.

MANAKAAAAAAA!!!! I LOVE YOU MANAKAAAAAAAA!!!!!

but a jager bomb is like a sake bomb you drop a shot of jager into a beer, where does the redbull come in?

dot matrix printers are cool.

Samuel Bailey
Samuel Bailey

You mean you wait the extra like- 20 seconds to wait for that?

Ian Stewart
Ian Stewart

Samchaann go with the second explanation!

I like thermal printer better, they're small and cute and makes no sound!

YOU MEAN
YOU DONT!?

Isaac Robinson
Isaac Robinson

It's more common down here for jagerbombs to be with jager and redbull.

Owen Ramirez
Owen Ramirez

You've triggered my naked banana holding it's peel ptsd.
Well you suck dick with lots of enthusiasm but very little artistry.

Asher Rivera
Asher Rivera

I don't need to prove my purchase unless it's something really expensive.

Adrian Richardson
Adrian Richardson

i feel like i shouldnt have to, therefore dont want to

Jaxson Cruz
Jaxson Cruz

no it's one of my favourite shows

but being that guy?

you're better than this

kinda a bitch move

at the same time he always has his basement fridge stocked to entertain other intellectuals

it's a fantastic house

Austin Price
Austin Price

you need every receipts
because everything is expensive

:D

I'll assume come inside means visiting their room and get comfortable

Jace Bennett
Jace Bennett

I wonder what gayme that is.

Zachary Perry
Zachary Perry

If I buy a meal and they don't give it to me because they forget, I can complain and they can look through their system,

Cameron Walker
Cameron Walker

Fire Emblem heros

Ryder Foster
Ryder Foster

is he gonna be gool with his son bringing strangers in just to get fucked up

Gavin Bell
Gavin Bell

It looks very painful.

Liam Thomas
Liam Thomas

your assumption is accurate enough for now

Owen Evans
Owen Evans

oh for sure. he's so desperate for my acceptance

he's kinda a big deal in cincinnati too

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

Its not for me.

Brandon Stewart
Brandon Stewart

ok teeps were doing this, just gotta fly sabs in so i can tryna get fresh after we smoke up... life goals and whotnot

Bentley Morales
Bentley Morales

and if you wet the receipt and microwave it for a few seconds with the turntable turned off, you can see the line of flux from the magnetron

that's weird, don't post this blasphemy

do you mind if I save it?

I'm sorry, somewhere along the line I lost the ability to read every post ever posted, or I just kinda stopped caring to.

Carter Fisher
Carter Fisher

i've learned to accept that i will never marry sabrina

i think it's time that you do as well

Noah Smith
Noah Smith

do you have that "if you don't receive a receipt your meal is free" policy?

aaand.. you're going to express your ball of anger in a girl's room

Liam Ross
Liam Ross

...i never said anything about marriage

Camden Morales
Camden Morales

What is for you?
Yes, I very much do mind.

Parker Campbell
Parker Campbell

but when you're basically begging for replies

while ignoring the one (you) you get

you see how bitch this looks, right?

Jason Brown
Jason Brown

Nonons old lady voice.

Robert Edwards
Robert Edwards

well i'm pretty sure she is not black so it's not really baby dady territory

Samuel Howard
Samuel Howard

indeed

Juan Robinson
Juan Robinson

I'm going to remove your testicles.

Jonathan Stewart
Jonathan Stewart

brb...

Christopher Robinson
Christopher Robinson

TP why do you love that random folder I made so much

Oliver Carter
Oliver Carter

I'm already a women though.

Caleb Sanchez
Caleb Sanchez

2 late

Logan Parker
Logan Parker

I've never heard of that policy but the standards of the business and rights of a consumer are strong.

Chase Wilson
Chase Wilson

To be fair I know absolutely nothing about you aside from that you're a faggot.

Blake Baker
Blake Baker

He'll staple some on and then rip them off.

Aiden Ross
Aiden Ross

Ooh this.

Camden Foster
Camden Foster

oh, okay, sorry, I guess I don't need to save them then.

I don't intentionally ignore (you)s, if I missed it I'm sorry.

rika is best girl.

Ryan Thomas
Ryan Thomas

I demand reprimandation with your life.

Colton Wilson
Colton Wilson

Thats the only thing to know about me

please no

Justin Howard
Justin Howard

it's just that

i recently transferred the rest of my folders to my current fap station

ANY COMMENTS ON YOUR BREAKUP WITH ERIN??????

oh cool man

so what is up

Carson Howard
Carson Howard

im an equal opportunity pervert

Dominic Murphy
Dominic Murphy

?

?

Ryder Bennett
Ryder Bennett

You are so painfully boring to the point where you need to overwork and poison your liver just to seem mildly interesting to a bunch of faggots on the internet and I have absolutely no interest in replying to the same boring joke you've made fifty times already.
Shut the fuck up, kill yourself TP.
Do it pussy.

Jack Cook
Jack Cook

what's the worst thing you have fapped to in the last month

Hunter Edwards
Hunter Edwards

Rip and tear.

Chase Torres
Chase Torres

lol... define worst

Aaron Morris
Aaron Morris

Wild women.

Robert Russell
Robert Russell

Damn it, TP! I came in the living room to see if Legion was available on demand and now I'm watching!

Alexander Thompson
Alexander Thompson

Sure

Christopher Sullivan
Christopher Sullivan

but like you didn't answer my q

how is your ex erin

Matthew Hall
Matthew Hall

Wat

Cooper Reyes
Cooper Reyes

okay bye

Caleb Ramirez
Caleb Ramirez

youtube.com/watch?v=YVtEX1J7tXQ

James Hernandez
James Hernandez

the most shame induced

i won't say anything

Wyatt Ortiz
Wyatt Ortiz

every second where bae is watching legion feels like an eternity

Logan Green
Logan Green

how about I just turn my body over to you?

I usually like the lollies, and rika is just so cute.

just sick, some kind of inner ear thing where this fluid won't drain, from my left ear, when I gargle water I hear the bubbles suber clear in my ear.

I got neptunia now, how is it?

Chase Myers
Chase Myers

?

Jeremiah Baker
Jeremiah Baker

random i mean. you gave this shit to me

i'm full force

i c-can ch-change if you want

Juan Reyes
Juan Reyes

Okay

Owen Carter
Owen Carter

still trying to get why i might be ashamed of what i rub one out to... like, im not into any strange shit

Sebastian Gutierrez
Sebastian Gutierrez

TP, it was boring the first four times you asked about Erin tonight and it's boring every time you ask about her whenever I post on a Friday night.
Stop being retarded you dumb drunk.

William Sanchez
William Sanchez

yare yare daze

Jacob Russell
Jacob Russell

make a new thread if you want on my cool list

John Scott
John Scott

I'm not a morning person

Found that out today

But working from 6am to 2:30pm let's me do so much shit in the afternoon

Best part is I'm off Sat and Sun

Robert Stewart
Robert Stewart

my favorite brain thing meme from now on

Jayden Gray
Jayden Gray

that fucking sucks

i think i might have some inner ear shit too actually because i am physically addicted to sticking q-tips too far in my ear canal

shame faps are the best for me is all

so like i still see avoidance

you kinda bummed about getting e-dumped?

lol did you forget that you gave this to me?

guess too oldfag

Jackson Watson
Jackson Watson

Watch Big Little Lies.

Lucas Bell
Lucas Bell

TP at least try. This is sad and I feel fucking sorry for you.

Thomas Stewart
Thomas Stewart

its fine i just dont see how one could be ashamed of what one is sexually aroused by.

Jacob Sanders
Jacob Sanders

erin only ever posts when she needs money
whoopers only ever posts when there is a problem with erin

and i am the asshole for pointing it out

Brayden Campbell
Brayden Campbell

I remembered I gave it to you, I was asking why you love it so much

I made it in like 20 mins and only ever posted a few times

Benjamin King
Benjamin King

To be fair Erin always has a fucking problem.
That's like saying
"TP only posts when he's drunk and boring"

Angel Lopez
Angel Lopez

some people are still in the closet about fetishes

Ryan Ross
Ryan Ross

GOTEM

Connor Brooks
Connor Brooks

cute is best.

so, wW-Wha-What are you gonna do with me?
I hated that show, I watched for a whole 5 minutes,
and I really like some shitty anime and dubs and stuff, just the german accents killed me deep inside my soul.

it just started today, and Qtips didn't help, I took a 220mg aliev and that's kinda making it tolerable, and the hot tea all day helps.

the fucks a whooper?

Jaxon Robinson
Jaxon Robinson

I wish Erin posted more often

Tyler Martinez
Tyler Martinez

Please go away.

Brayden Walker
Brayden Walker

FINE I WILL SWITCH TO AN OC FOLDER

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Wyatt Wright
Wyatt Wright

...and some people lack the mental fortitude to not be attracted to things considered taboo or that cause guilt

Jackson White
Jackson White

What happened with that, anyway? Not to pry, but I'm actually kinda curious

Lucas Carter
Lucas Carter

With what?

Cameron Moore
Cameron Moore

tp needs moar alcohols because current tp isnt boring enough yet

Andrew Price
Andrew Price

whoopers was yan's original e-name

it is a pokemon or something i think

i guess all q-tips do is make it worse

but it feels so good

it's a real problem

Jace Bennett
Jace Bennett

i'm asking really good q's

Carson Martinez
Carson Martinez

lol... ok

ill quit being a dick and answer the question... but i didnt feel guilty, like at all. came buckets as a matter of fact...

search terms were "ebony milf"

Levi Flores
Levi Flores

nope, I'm back bitch, and I don't plan on leaving for a long ass time.

oh, I hadn't known that, about the whoopers thing.

that whole Qtips thing isn't good, they aren't even meant to be used in ears.

Nolan Peterson
Nolan Peterson

new

Austin Long
Austin Long

MANaka
mfw hilarious bedroom surprise

Hilarious bedroom surprise might be my new favorite phrase.

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