"Don't you hate it when your brother won't notice you wearing your mom's skirt around him?

Why are you on a German server?

I know him now.

biblically?

The sexual tension will never die.

Metaphorically.

I think you mean literally.

Nah man, cup fucking DESPISES women. Direct competition and whatnot

you would expect extra fruity faggots like him to relate with them because they're both generally oppressed but this guy would have no problem beating one down

Digitally*

Whoa lewd

post sauce

What's the best Chinese dish you've had out there?

I really like the way the Chinese prepare tripe and my fav is a big chunk of Pigs blood curd in a hot pot.
I know it sounds gross but its so tasty
Its a Cantonese delicacy, dunno how its called in Chinese tho Wiki said 血豆腐

digital style!

Did you trigger him or something? This is like pretty darn high levels of autistic rage.

You told me when a similar scenario presented itself months ago and I asked you to name names.

guess so. I didn't expect to trigger this magnitude of autism but hey, nothing surprises me anymore from him.

For some reason, Grim seems like he'll be the bottom in this.

as long as he doesn't see the cock it's not gay

and doesn't end in murder, like what normal people who see penises do

I think ever since he tried to defend posting child porn he has been a little loopy.
Maybe the curse of Sci has afflicted him? What a horrible night to have a curse.

You'd be fucking him in the ass so it'd be kind of hard for him to even see your dong.
Or unless sight of his own triggers it.

My folder.

Dramatically.

we never will know for sure, because we don't know him.

yeah who knows. maybe it's like those weird curses that inflict someone in a social group, but then when that person leaves it jumps to another host? now that sci is gone...

grammatically?

You are a brave woman to get him to accept himself.
Godspeed to you and good luck.

Exponentially.

I mean, in theory. but the problem here is, I've never been able to top before, and knowing how filthy that ass is likely to be given his ethnicity and general appearance...

cryogenically.

Oh no, it is like some crazy autism demon!

we'll be okay as long as we keep the children hidden.

I have initiated an age of relative silence on certain matters, but the dance continues

What's "too extreme"?

Rood :3

Does ur military actually use bows and arrows

I think maybe you just like to say bullshit sometimes

To post on Holla Forums

Hard to pick a favorite. My boss tends to order a ton of different stuff for the table whenever she takes us out to dinner

The beef with cumin and peppers and onions over rice at this one place I go to is pretty good; I get that a lot

Pigs blood curd sounds relevant to my interests; I guess I should memorize those Chinese characters and keep an eye out for them

Ravishingly.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You won't fuck him in the ass because he's brown?
The fuck kind of racist are you? Reported.

my memory does not remember what I said butI think itis much of the same

I might have kept it though

But you have a dick and she doesn't

You should build a folder of the MC of Himegoto
It would fit you well

Unless you're not actually short but tall irl then go with Maria from Maria Holic

salad dressingly

too much pain, like punching and kicking, especially of sensitive areas. hair pulling is always good, slapping and spanking, rough handling like yanking me around or whatever. and choking of course. mmm.

well, no the brown skin isn't the problem. it's more the general diet and what's likely to be waiting in that unholy place.

and then his general appearance isn't "brown" that I was going for, more that he's just really not that attractive. not horrible or anything, but like...I have some standards.

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I remembered it for you.

don't give me that look. I do! I swear! someday there will be evidence.

surely...

It's not really long enough and it's just embarrassed faces.

Cupcake stop, why do you have to ruin everything :3c

it's just what I do, bby.

Your history suggests otherwise.

you leave deshawnquwa out of this! he was a good boy! he dindu nuffin!

holy shit we're still at a perfect image to post ratio. I haven't seen that happen in a while. almost 50 posts now. we can do it!

Idid not want to feel sleepy deja but no

Ido noit mind the ratio breaking

no neru. no.

mabe

the ratio must be pure. like the future we will maintain for our white children.

Nah.

Get back on so I can liberate you.

well we made it past 50 at least.

Its texture is like tofu but tastes kinda like blood sausage.
Sounds like life is pretty cool out there
How are the foreigners treated out there anyways?

Which race is hated more out there?
Filipinos or Spics?
same thing amirite?

berry the widow mines so deep in the mineral line whoever excavates them will be crowned knig arthur

What the FUCK does that even mean?

Oh god, he was talking about being a teacher.

You are not entirely wrong. No though, they do not.
We have pretty top of the line gear, our vehicles probably are where we suffer the most.

yeah. friendly reminder that after his tutoring job or whatever he stayed in contact over the internet with one of those underage kids. totally normal and above board behavior from an adult in a position of power over a child amirite?

It's a reference to this

For fuck's sake.

I'm so very far from home. ;-;

children going through puberty should all be required to have and actively use a facebook so that more shit like this can exist.

That's what you get for going outside.

the internet is a large place if you think about it too much, but really it's not so different from your homeworld.

Who the fuck are you?

Imight be too sleepy for stracrafrt

That is fine; I am too drunk for it. How about I give you the golden armada instead?

I was lured. Utterly unfair.

Too many weebs in both places to be sure.

I'm Tara. The fuck are you?

weebs are the true cancer of the internet. you just can't avoid them.

Oh wait. Are you that Tarra.exe person?

Darwin whats tonights fuel for your inebriation?

uuu maybe some other time I just feel like feeling comfy for a while

Probably the fermented first semen of boys who just hit puberty.

fug

YOUR COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've got a child on the way with an anime related middle name. The cancer was in me all along.

No. For fuck's sake. I was around for a long time before that dog fucker. Just not here.

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holy fuck. what's the middle name? do I even want to know?

It would be rude not to

How about getting your face slammed into the carpet repeatedly by your hair while you're getting roughly buttfucked?

Foreigners are treated pretty well, partly because they're looked up to and partly because Chinese people want China to have a good image. It's like putting on the best face for the guests

China isn't racist exactly, but lighter skin is valued over darker skin. I think the only specific nationality that's hated at all is the Japanese

Are you sure your government wouldn't just choose to let the opposing side win

As long as the name isn't Nipponese sounding it's fine.

I assume you're a ponyfag if Cupcake knows you.

thx

What's wrong with your normal internet?

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Oh wait. Tarra was the one that kept talking about how he'd run around the city in a Spiderman costume and had literal asperger's.

Tyler was amazing.

My ISP is blocked by Holla Forums and the captcha to get past the block won't load, probably because it's a Google captcha, and all Google services are blocked by China

australians would not know either

boiiiiiiiiiiiii

I somehow see you like a whiskey kind of guy.
I can't see you getting drunk off beer
That's like trashy tier like me or TP lmao

Oh so its like Amazake but with semen, huh?

Sounds pretty good.
Though bitter, would go paired well with something sweet.

I cannot claim superiority either.

Last name of a character from a pretty normie anime.

Pretty germanic sounding, honestly.

You've assumed right.

Fucked his aunt;s dog too.

There's some Chinese drink where they ferment prepubescent boys' urine for...some reason.

depends on how hard. if it was enough to cause a bit of a rug burn but not enough to leave me really hurt I'd be all for it. plus my tolerance for roughness goes up the more into it I get so I bet I'd be able to handle a lot more than I think when I'm not actively doing anything. my pain tolerance is weirdly high.

tell meeeee

at least it's the middle name and not the first like so many cringe pictures I've seen of birth certificates.

The people's republic sure knows how to take care of the people.

There are GAYS on the Internet, and the chinamen are being protected from these abominations.

cuz it tastes delicious, yo

I am sure, we would probably bomb them and ask our friends to bomb them then say sorry profusely the morning after.

Cupcake isn't /that/ bad.

In Japan there's literally a fermented poo wine.

Not even fucking kidding

y-you too

What the fuck is wrong with inbred Asians?

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Post more rape doujins.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ttongsul

What the fuck.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg

Go watch it on Vice on yt

The chick tries it and pukes then starts crying lmao
Sounds like a 10/10 wine lnaooo

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and the dominoes fall neatly into place.

this tbh

Why do you have this?

You've yet to post the full thing.

Can we hope China, Japan, and Korea nuke each other?

Ithink I saw it in lolg and decided to bring it home

I guess that's how subs like you work

Google shows results for things like the [REDACTED] incident

Who cares anyway; easy to get around the blocks

Didn't your prime minister or whatever once say "if you kill your enemies, they win"

NOT JAPAN

I've really only ever seen anime that ran on Adult Swim. Does that narrow it down for you?

Hey, I'd cum inside cupcake. And cupcake's not even 2d. Big step for me

Have some standards.

wow don't try to put me in a box.

unless it's a cage.

cowboy bebop, samurai champloo...others? I dunno.

Sometimes I wonder about you.

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I'm reading Yuzumori-san atm

Like this is such a bullshit double standard

If a Highschool girl wants to bang an elementary school its okay

but if it were a guy it'd be bad

Triggered

We are all entitled to elementary school pussy imo

Inuyasha played for fucking ever. And the original Fullmetal alchemist. Which is shit compared to Brotherhood.

Woo, boy. You'll come to know me in time.

I have zero idea. I wanted Harper out and the moment he was out I stopped caring about politics.
I am too dumb for that stuff, senpai.

me too

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I for one support our new Chinese and Russian masters,

Okay.

ecks dee

okay so is it from inuyasha? because that would be hilariously bad

gottem

Hey. I may have seen every episode four or five times, But I do have stand-

Well fuck. Really wrote myself into a corner on this one. But no. Not Inuyasha.

We finally pushed him over the edge.
He's gonna snap.
And shoot up all the kids at work. Mostly so they don't report the sexual abuse.

ugh just tellll me

witnesses can't testify if they are dead and buried in your backyard
[black man pointing at his head meme pic]

can you get sick from being in too wwarm room all the time like 28 degrees

Nah.

don't think so.

After converting your filthy pagan nonsense, I'mma say yes.

you disagreed with the thing I said. we're enemies forever now.

are either of you doctors or nurses

Smart.

I dress as a nurse.

I'll fuck you up. Or fuck you down. Or just fuck you. Don't test me. My willpower is not good.

That's how you get kidney AIDs.

I have dr in my trip and that's close enough.

Does that mean you just wear scrubs like Rin?

BUT

what if it heats me up that is what fevers are right your body being warmer so maybe it gives me a fake fever

It's not healthy to have enemies.

this is fucking amazing

that's what I'm banking on tbh.

I haven't been too concerned with my personal health in a long time, goggles

You're right. It's too late. You're going to die.

Turn down the heater, then.

Was that what he was wearing in that picture? I hardly remember that one.

And I'm the sneaky one.

Fake fevers kill millions every year.

personal health is important if you want to see the future

I only let you and others like you think that because it seems to work out.

the future can fucking EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

because it's probably got a woman president down the line and then it's only however many days until her first period in the white house before ww3 starts.

IWas not ready to die yet there are still many pastries to be had and games to throw and naps to take

but it feels so comfy

distrust

maybe Ihave eto turn it down though it makes me so sleepy

WELL DRINK SOME WATER

There was that one guy from the everest movie who slipped straight off the edge after taking off his jacket.

I don't want to be old either.

well no worries there for a while. you're young as hell L O L

Imight but getting up away from heater is effort

I waste so much power like this too I feel a tiny bit bad pretty bad actually very bad but is hard to stop I get why people get addictions now I used to love the cold

Oh, dear one. You seen so very much. But there's absolutely nothing like me.

The next generation of pasties to eat and naps to take are for the next generation. But those games. You must throw them from the great beyond.

But i feel like it will happen one day.. and I won't know you anymore and I won't know anyone else. Everyone is dead and it will hurt too much to do anything.

I will contact your family and we are doing an intervention. We will get you proper help.

I still like sleeping in the cold though because pillows and beds are warm and comfy without even heaaters and then flip the duvet around for the cold side

the more time I spend talking to you the more I realize this might actually be true.

we all die eventually. it's better not to dwell on it too much. relationships come and go, friends come and go, and we all march steadily on towards death.

no reason we can't try to enjoy the ride while it lasts though, yeah?

I turned off the haeter

It just feels dumb doing anything when I know how it's going to end.

There is always the air conditioner.

I'm utterly unique. In the worst possible ways.

Turn off all haters.

Stop bullying my waifu ByuN. ;;

knowing how it'll end is liberating though. it means you can do whatever you want because you already know the outcome is predetermined.

well you know what they say...everyone is unique.

I donut have

dirty terran players

I feel like that sort of thinking will lead you somewhere you don't want to go.

I'm actually painfully average. As are most people.

this is why I avoid thinking as much as possible. if your mind is going down a dark path you gotta derail that shit fast with something that distracts you. video games, friends, whatever.

n-not me though right?

This songs catchy af

Last I heard of this cunt was like SAO and Mahouka

lol soto is such a weeb

Your living situation is too painful.

Terran carries you in 2v2s.

But what do you do when those distractions aren't as fun as they used to be?

To quote something dreadful but relevantl:

"I think that you're rather unique, perhaps you're something new. And if you'd like to oblige I'd like to get to know you."

Fucking bitch, I'm more normie than you

you find anything that works until they become fun again. it's all about finding the next thing to take your mind off things. anime is probably a good one yeah? maybe you should take up capping a character in a super long running series. can you imagine trying to cap something from like, one piece? you'd be busy for years lol

you silver tongued devil. go to bed already.

you're more social than me, and have a tougher "normie" shell. but you're even more fucked up under it all.

Yes ma'am.

sleep tight.

You can still pretty much guess what the ending will be, though.

All your progression in a game will eventually be forgotten and deleted, you will forget about anime and books. Thread posting will stop being a thing. Money wasted. Time wasted. All you say in the end was like 'yeah I did that, it was okay'.

pitifully miserable not even dirsuptors can ave my soul

well I mean with that logic why bother eating? you're just going to get hungry again. why bother getting out of bed? you'll just get tired eventually. why bother doing anything at all?

the point is the journey, not the destination. we enjoy things along the way, even though all things must end at some point or another.

Shit, ain't that the truth lmao
I feel like the more you hide your secrets the worse they start to manifest
At least I appear to seem like a decent human being

from what I can tell you make a very passable go at it, lol. as long as you're enjoying yourself you know I sure as hell won't judge. I just like to tease you cuz we pals like that.

The journey just stops looking exciting when it all ends.

Might as well send me your nudes then

so stop worrying about the end. stop looking at it and thinking about it. you can't enjoy what you have is you're always thinking about how it'll all go away.

Only HaShem can save you, my child.

How about no.

But what will you have left to show for it all.

You need to go outside more.

I cannot believe I said that. DELETE THAT POST.

I don't worry about that. and given how you've been talking I'd say it would be beneficial for you to also not worry about that. countless billions touch this world and leave little to no mark, at least not in any significant way, but there is always a small group of people at least that they end up touching in various ways. you may not ever see the effect you have in life, but it's there all the same.

Thanks.

It's not like you will care about it when you're dead.

Yeah lol

Though I really haven't done bad shit lately which is surprising tbh
I think I'm finally shaping up

Waiting for the perfect moment to fuck up my being a good upstanding citizen streak lol

exactly! so why care about it now?

you might be. growing up happens to all of us, whether we want it to or not.
well, almost all of us at least, lol.

I'm sure some girl of questionable age will come along soon enough. or more likely a girly looking guy.

anyone know where i can find naruto x hinata images but not sex images just like cute cuddling images like basically this pose please?

deviantart probably. or gelbooru with the explicit tag removed from the search?

Jack, stop pretending to be Bard.

no its me

I don't know.

danbooru.donmai.us/posts?utf8=✓&tags=uzumaki_naruto hyuuga_hinata &ms=1

Maybe?

well think about the things I've said. obviously you can't shift your way of thinking overnight, but you can get started on trying.

tfw hinata is just a little sub bitch and so all of these have naruto creeping on her but shes not doing the chest rub thing like a sexy and confident hentai goddess

For that matter who the fuck is boruto and why is she so adorable

I guess on the opposite side, you wouldn't really feel like doing anything if you could live forever.
Just feels like a letdown.

Are you high?

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yeah, eventually everything would get so boring. living forever has a lot of downsides.

high on memes

The most pernicious of all drugs.

Hey Cups, do this.
:^)

Erio moved to china
how bow dah

manspread?! I would never do something so vile. not after that enlightening buzzfeed video!

also check this thing out.

e621.net/post/show/1158123/2017-5_toes-anal-anal_penetration-animated-anthro-

Everything is just downsides.

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sure, with an attitude like yours~

What's wrong with my attitude?

I meant sitting on my lap.
Also wew, lewd as heck Cups darn.

you're so cold...

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But you're so warm inside

this was adorable.

someone just linked it in a discord. thought you'd like it~

it's pretty negative...

OH MY

It was decent, Widow butt in general will always be the best.
Except when sinner draws stuff cause wow do they ever draw Tracer well.

Goggles is just cranky cause he hasn't been tickled till he leaks

Maybe.

Stuff just puts me in this mood.

Hello, Bardo.

yeah no kidding. sinner is top fucking tier basically every time.

I know. gotta find the stuff that pulls you out of it.

Alas, not everyone can receive such treatment from trannies at weeaboo cons.

Goggles is for protecting, not for weird kinks about tickling you have user.

Have you seen any of his Ty LeexToph stuff? It is cute, funny and lewd.

there was never a man like that goggles

Like the one they call
Goggles guitar

hey how's it goin how ya doin tonight

I haven't. I bet it's great though, just from his previous work. avatar porn is something that rarely does it for me though. any show I like enough usually ends up that way. it's not that there isn't good stuff out there, I just end up being unable to enjoy it properly.

looks like we made it

I should be sleeping, but pretty good. Nice to see you around again.

Beautiful.

But that's gone.

Thankyou.

Ohmygod, that reference ;_;

Tempted to bug you to add me so I can spam you with the comic.

No problem Gogs, I understand how it is.

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mfw

I'd say I'll be here all week but who knows

Spoilers is for ruining the fun :3

there's always something.

I'm sure I'll run across it sometime.

oh my gosh. so CUTE
so fucking fluffy

I need to find it, I think.

I'm curious

strawpoll.com/s75z57e

I believe in you. keep searching. never give up!

It's probably not worth it.

whatchu been up to?

Darwin come to AX this year :^)

I can hook you up with Dickgirls and coke

Who is that user?

That user's fun the most, apparently. lol

Probably.

Any pleasure I can derive from that is negated by having to be near you people.

I have that on a sticky note on the edge of my monitor.

That is Anthony.

Soto.

that would scare the hell out of me seeing a small bear running around. I'd have to be informed.

OOOOH

HI SOTO

I didn't understand what that meant.

It is best you do not, your mind need to stay innocent.

Ian won't bite

hai hai

Sup Elms
Isn't it a bit late for you to be posting?

Oh, so you were the one he blew.

But I feel like that's the opposite of what I want.

Thank You for ruining the ending.

I have done nothing sexual with Ian

I have only shaved his ass and shared the same bed with him but that's about it.

You... Want to be less innocent? Really makes you think!

LMAOOOOOO

Whose idea was the shaving?

Grim being an asshat as usual.

To be fair the ending of Logan in that sense is obvious.
Specifically since it is Hugh and Patrick's last x men movie. Well at least Hugh's.
Still pretty lame, Soto.

Is that ever different?

Mine.

I have it on video too

Because then maybe I can make the correct choices.

Idiot.

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And he did not thank you with a nice blowjob?

What a dreadful friend.

But then you will be corrupted.

Would smash/10.

God forbid.

I think he might have gotten a little mad at me over that.

Then again this was like 2015

We still hang out so I mean I guess he doesn't completely hate me

Maybe you should stop being such a negative Nancy

Why even? His hairy ass needs shaving.

would you smash me~?

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Is it coincidence that Soto shaved Ytse's ass and admits to this the same night that Elma puts up a poll asking who all has ate booty?
I think not!

I... My ideals of this world have been shattered, my young and fragile image of it all crumbling down. Wow.

Yes.

Well he was passed out and I like only shaved a line with some razor then wrote on his back with a marker

Twas just some drunk shenanigans

Though when I told him he was kinda like "Wow you dick"

I said sorry tho

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I mean like- It's supposed to be aside effect of growing up, right?

Do you often get drunk and shave each others assholes?

D.va is a KOREAN SLUT who needs to fill her GUT WITH MY NUT

boi I wish I was that age so I could still be getting at underaged poon

Do it again this year.

I'd totally shave yours bby ;)

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My ass isn't hairy to begin with. What the hell did you do to those eggs?

Getting into corruption kinks? Not really?
I mean, are we not like roughly the same age anyway?

Heck*

fuck*

Darwin, you're next

I'm gonna be like that old faggot in Taken
"I dont know who or where you are, but I will find you and shave your butt"

Mine is not hairy, though.

so long as they aren't crazy and have crazy parents.

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Oh yeah, you're supposed to be a trap or something.
I guess I can skip the shaving part and stick a finger or two inside then.

They're deviled eggs.
I mixed mayo, mustard, cayenne pepper, paprika, Tabasco, salt, chives, a tad bit of sour cream, and some pepper and cayenne pepper on top
They came out way better than the previous ones.

Are you not too fond of em?

they look icky

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GROW IT OUT YOUR ASS!!!!!!!

The heck?

rape

You weirdo.

I'm sorry?

I dont know what you want me to do about that lol

Me and my sis really enjoyed them and ate 5 each so I'm pretty sure they weren't "icky"

Oh I remember that scene

First episode they like take off her clothes and straight up beat the shit out of her.
Shit was savage

nah. i forgot what it even was before i posted it. i just know i posted it before.

Don't apologize.

Suuure. You weirdo.

I would rather kill myself than have a hairy ass.

They got crazy anime webm stuffs on 2ch.

Yeah and nah

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I dont know how to respond to most of your posts though, you seem to give me sass and I haven't really been in a bullying mood lately and bullying just leads you to giving me more sass. I'd ignore you but that's just plain rude, so I'm going to try and take the pacifism route and be nice and apologize for disgusting you in any way with my poor cooking skills.

Sorry about that man.

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I just dont like any kind of body hair in general

Thank god I have my moms genes and have thin unnoticeable body hair on my back, chest, and arms

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