Our führer's tiny, girlish hands

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Hairy palms.

his palms are hairy, knees bleak, arm spaghetti.

In a little bit.

Not the palms.

No you.

See above.

I will be gone before your return.

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I was kidding, dork. How are you doing?

You're my best gf.

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Yeah me too.

Ihavebecome addicted to sitting in front of warm heating fans even if the cold never bothered me

I could probably carry you.

It's my mom's birthday so I went out and had some nice teriyaki steak tonight. Outside of that I was playing video games all damn day.

Fag.

Sounds like a decent day, I hope your mother had an even better day for her birthday though.
What games?

Bye bye.

It's was nice talking with you, kind of. Have a good afternoon/evening.

H-hey you're not supposed to say that stuff to Great Friends.

cya

Overwatch. Just... 8 hours of roadhog.

I hate picking him and nobody else picking Rein. I get focused and he's the size of the fucking moon so I have to hide around a wall healing every time it's off cooldown.

tachutoo

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The changes to his hook make him barely worth using.

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Still seems strong.

Eight hours of a fat guy. Wew.
Yeah I get your frustration, Roadhog is not fun to consistently play.

8:20

time for bed

nana

Hm, nice place

Sup bitches

its not

go go go go go go galo sengen

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Guero an faggot

the truth hurts maddie ;_;7

Guero would you take it in the ass for your an AK-107?

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own*

nah, tacticool AK is ugly
I'd take it in the ass for a Zastava N-PAP with a donkey dong grip though

I know it does. lmao

But it worked; I got your attention.

How goes it?

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*koolaid

ffs cupcake ONE job

idk what all these american products are like coolaid sounds like that thing you rub on your skin when you ache to make it comfy

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apply directly to forehead

least i know what to get you for christmas

pretty good! I got put on prozac today lmao
i've been doing better in general lately tho
how bout maddie?

i want to post that i see you made a spelling error meme but i dont have it saved

you're thinking of icyhot my dude

it's a powder mix you add to water to make a sugardrink

ask test for it my dude

or wait
maybe headon?
idk i dont know how to translate nerupost

no dude icyhot is fungal creme for your gooch

lol prozac. good shit.

I kinda want some xannies, but idk if that's such a good idea.

I'm doing really well. Everyone keeps asking if I moved in with my gf yet and it's starting to get weird haha

headon was the meme grim was making, but I think icyhot is what he was describing.

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is it sortof like mountain dew and doritos

Ithink it is called tiger balm where I live

dust your nutsack with some chalk, tie it with it and hang around for a while.

no it is nothing like that.
it's a lot closer to lemonade, in that it's a drink that is flavor, water, and a shit ton of sugar.

you ever had something called fruit punch?

you want to do that with the noose?

maybe once

I mean, why not?

it's like fruit punch but with more flavor options. like grape.

Today's yuri releases.

mega.nz/#!TpZDGaja!ytao32qdXHnI2-v1BV_2q8TMTtpsgqYV5Ixjq0D-V7g

Translated
(Shuuki Reitaisai 2) [Anzu no Ki (Unyakichi)] Eirin to Keine no Ohanashi (Touhou Project) [English]
Nyoroko's Live Broadcasting! - c006 (v01) [Pan-Paca-Pan]
[Gyuunyuu Rinda] Torotoro no Koi ch06 [TZdY]
[Mochi Au Lait] Pranking the Pranker

Untranslated
(C86) [じーぜるエンジン(じーの)] Love flowers (ラブライブ!)
(C88) [加瀨大輝 (Dksha)] 陸奥と長門のバケーションラブ (艦隊これくしょん -艦これ-)
(COMIC1☆9) [放課後家庭科部 (四季、えのすぎえけ)] ドーナツホール (艦隊これくしょん -艦これ-)
(軍令部酒保&砲雷撃戦!よーい! 合同演習三戦目) [竪穴住居 (穴)] 初めての次の日の朝に (艦隊これくしょん -艦これ-)

thanks man

id prefer to just cut it off

it's for muscle aches you strange child

xannies are a slippery slope for me so ive been avoiding my best getting back on em
you and your girl are cute together, i hope it works out for you two

yeah, tiger balm is just a better version of icyhot
for severe muscle aches
smells good and strong like eucalyptus kinda

try it out and let me know how it goes.

Very true.

but i want you to dust my balls

don't forget to fly up a ladder before jumping off with that noose, moogs.

if you give me the opportunity, I will gladly pepper them with gunpowder and then light a flare under them.

How do you know??? Are you creepin'?

And yeah, that's why I don't wanna get any. I tend to black out for days at a time lmao

thats hot

e d g y b o y

You could say it's on fire.

Man Kizu pt 1 & 2 are great

you post a lot of pictures, maddie.

but it feels nice on your balls 2 u should try it

it's LIT.

haha yeah i saw that album of you two that got posted
creepin a lil'

why would you use a flare to light gunpowder tho
the flashpoint of smokeless gunpowder is like twice as hot as a flare is on ignition
youd have to wait for it to get hot

he wants to have an excuse to linger by the balls as long as possible.

What else would you expect?

ive gone through more painful ways of removing ball hair

I would use the kind which people used to light trails of the stuff with, I guess that's non smokeless?

The main point is to burn his nuts pretty bad

I like banana flavour

the smell is pretty nice though a tiny bit strong

oh yeah

oooh y-yeah x_x

I'm trying to convince her to cut me with scalpels.

I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you

I can't even imagine you with a strand of body hair

I dunno if they make that. since when are you into bananas?

teehee

Nah Guro already told me.

units have been dispatched. it was nice knowing you ziggy ;_;7

I can hear the choppers already.

that's funny. I had them use submarines.

you would fly down an incline like greased lightning

God damn, I wasn't ready for this.

yeah i think black powder has a lower flashpoint or maybe just burns easier cuz more potassium nitrate
lol

I like eucalyptus smell and mint and aloe
all good

sheesh
i forget you're into that blood play stuff
just be safe i guess lol

I'm so sorry it had to end this way.

its easy to slip into my greased pussy ;P

n u t t e d

idunno about the details, I never got a chance to play with the stuff

moogs lets be real
you dont even like hairy dudes
stop playin yasself

Honey, it already ended a week ago.

banana is great didI not use to like bananas idk if I remember but they are a pretty nice fruit the only downside is the peel that is leftover

my boyfriend is quite the bear

that's preposterous, I didn't dispatch the units until tonight...oh fuck, they are the time traveling ones. shit.

leftover peel makes a good one time use onahole from what I've heard. never tried it myself.

Isn't it terrible; I was in the middle of the ocean when it happened too.

good choice in bodytype

thank you

Ni hao

that's why they insisted on the submarines...fuck. they really did think of everything.

yo yo

hey erio. how's china treating you?

She's squeamish around blood so it's gonna be difficult lol

stop runining bananas for me

haha what a WEIRDO

Fucking madmen, I couldn't even do anything about it. To think I was MIA for a whole week.

if you don't peel them you can use them as a dildo, but I don't recommend this as they are rather squishy inside there.

How u

I was in downtown Beijing earlier this week; it was fun, but I wasn't sure what I was doing entirely

Planning on going again next week

Beijing is a harlot that I must master

you can do it. I believe in you.

work is killing me but $$$$$$$$$$
so can't complain

how'd downtown go
pick up any cuties yet?
new friends?

pine cones

those don't work very well I find. at the very least they are certainly not for beginners.

was neru hazed with pinecones in a frat/sorority or is greek life just a usa thing

just use the peel as a makeshift cum pocket

already covered that option.

There's a lot to do, so I don't think I'll get bored with it during my time here

How u

I went to the Temple of Heaven (which is actually a big park with a variety of different religious sites), then explored around and got really drunk at night and did other stuff

I think I told you how Chinese grils are; I think it's best to go with prostitutes in general

Though in downtown Beijing, I'm sure there are some sluts if you go to the right places. They'd have to speak English though unless they're super easy; wo shuo de Putonghua bu hao

I'm friends with the other teachers at my school I guess; we go eat food and drink alcohol a lot. They don't seem to be on my level of drinking, though

sorry i got too excited about the topic and became hasty

shuddup.

It's more about the trust and pain than the blood.

Except when it's about the blood.

notto the same extent Ithink

erio what chinese porn like?

like normal porn except there is a picture of le dong on the wall

I don't think China has a porn industry of its own; it's technically illegal

mao ze big dong?

how about the underground clubs with strippers

I can't imagine you'd get bored in another country, especially one as interesting as china.

I'm alright. going to colorado tomorrow to visit a friend for the weekend. apparently there's a st. patty's day celebration on saturday so I look forward to being able to get shitfaced with an actual good reason for once.

L O L
O
L

smh tbh kid

it for sure does, just all underground

sounds mad fun
I wish I could join you guys

Maybe that's something I should look into

You don't need a reason; you should probably just avoid drinking super often ^^

It's not like you can't; one of the other teachers is brown

LMAO no I didn't mean racewise
although that is a good point since most asians are racist

more of a time/pricepoint

well now that I have a job again I only drink twice a week usually. I don't care much about the health aspect but I dislike drinking on worknights.

i will not suck your head

dont ruin your reputation this early

This song is just about the exact length of time it takes me to smoke a cigarette, and it goes great with it

Do you get bad hangovers even if you drink a lot of water?

What happens downtown stays downtown

good. you stay away from it you little gremlin.

no, I rarely if ever get them actually. I just prefer to not have even a chance of that for work in the morning.

Why would you randomly get a bad one if you rarely ever get them

Maybe it depends on the kind of alcohol?

What kind of cigarettes do you smoke out there in Factoryland?

Do they have Turkish Royals or Marlboro Blend No 27?

Getting drunk on cheap beer will make me sick in the morning, but I can chug cheap vodka and be fine.

I missed this

What do you mean time/pricepoint? The expenses all end up being covered pretty well, and you can get like a six month contract

It's really not!

omgggg

I mean just to visit nig

I dunno but the chance of it is enough that I'd rather not. besides, I just see no real reason to drink on a weekday because I like to drink slow and make it last a looooong time. I'm always so tired during the week from work that if I drank I'd end up just passing out too fast and sleeping too much. there's too many video games to play and shitposts to post, gotta stay sober.

maddie. think of who you're talking to. the conversations we've had on this topic. you're not fooling me.

But I don't know who I'm talking to, so...

I actually just started earlier this week

They're Marlboros; pretty much everything else on the package is Chinese I can't read. I guess they're just the basic kind. Cigarettes are pretty inexpensive here; like $2.90 per package

Drinking a lot of water helps either way

Do u not miss teaching at all

Whatever you want ^^ -slaps your ass-

oh fuck. lol. it's cupcake.

yeah, I'm the boss of me. unfortunately ;-;

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of course..

OH

Well, yeah, that makes sense.

x///x shuddup

every time I think everyone knows my latest name switch someone else pops out who doesn't lol

make me shuddup

You want a master or something?

Was ist das

You could consider it a long vacation, then ^^

Seems like that's how most people who do this treat it anyway lol

it would be nice.

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Possibly...

maybe there is a market for headpat machines with a prosthetic hand that pats your head it could be computer controlled even so that it would activate when you perform really well in like league

that would sell so well it's not even funny.

shit taste

I'm barely ever here anymore, so my bad.

I can't. I might buy this amazon.com/dp/B01KT31KI8

thoughts?

yeah I noticed. I'm here a lot less than I have been too actually. been finally playing a ton of video games again, and not just overwatch for once

oh damn, that's nice. I like it. get it and take pics

For what purpose?
Save yourself the wasteful spending its not really worth tbh.
Yeah its cheap out there but when you come back here you're gonna find em for like 7 a pack and that shit sucks.

What color btw?

Red is Original
Blue/Teal/Green are Menthol/Smooth
Gold/Silver are light blends
Black is like Bold with a tiny hint of menthol
NXT/blk&green is a rip off Camel crush menthols

There are so many others but those are the ones I can think on the top of my head lol
Try out Camels if you have the chance
imo
Camel > Marlboro

Its supposed to be the other way around

Id rather get killed like in one of those HD ISIS execution videos than drink cheap plastic bottle vodka

yet another use case for a six axis industrial robot

how do you sit?

obviously there would be pics. Check reddit in like a couple weeks or something. Honestly I'd probably just link you like I usually do though ;3

I am definitely buying a couple pairs of shoes tonight after my paycheck hits though, you gonna be up late?

You genius.

B, A, E. In that order.

boi

killer whales are kowai ;~;

depends on what I'm sitting on

[dick joke here]

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haha how about no.
just send them to me like a good girl

shoes are good. you're such a girl lol.
yeah, I think so. why?

Gonna keep doing so, you old fart!

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They are smart

fucking generating waves to fuck shit up
Have you seen them toss shit in the air?
They fly so high so when they hit the water they gg

You ever seen a seal fucking fly?

u fkn wot

C sometimes tho

Cause I was gonna ask opinions and stuff.

I mean, reddit/ imgur. It's gonna always be an imgur link. I meant imgur.

ABC

oh oh, yeah that's fine.

alright, well message me if I'm still online, even if I'm not it might just be invis winding down mode so feel free to poke.

all except c but including tons of others
ikea markus is great

kk I get paid in 2 hours

maybe I'll just hit you up soonish and we can chat provided you're not gaming or whatnot.

A good pet would take lewd orders in public

You know what to do

Maximize experience

I'm going to quit when I go to more expensive places, so in about a year. Then maybe I'll come back to them for a while eventually, because I hear they're best when you quit for a long time and then start again. Wouldn't want to miss out on that

And red. I can probably find Camel here; I guess I might try them after this pack

Smoking is terrible.

wow smoking is bad

Imagine if Trump sounded like this?

Shit would be 10/10

even if I am gaming I might be able to. I don't think I will be though, don't much feel like it anymore tonight.

pets are allowed to have limits ya know.

oooh
I sat on one of those in the store once
very nice chair indeed for the pricepoint

I went all the way with a maxnomic
needforseatusa.com/computer_gaming_chair_commander_s_iii

Fine, fine, fine.
Meow, pets please?

"X is bad/terrible/abominable" isn't something you should say to me if you want me to not do the thing

The mandate of transgression has persisted in me into this present age; the difference is in the manner of pearl distribution

Not the best pets

-pets your hair-

cute

well we'll see what happens if I ever become one for real.

You also can't conquer an addiction if you don't start in the first place

You've never been one?

the only thing I haven't been able to cold turkey is this place.

Honestly quitting isn't even that hard tbh
I dunno how people act like its the fucking end of the world or go through withdrawals.
Yeah you tend to get a craving but you just dont smoke easy as that.

Though cigarettes hit the spot right after eating a great meal, smoking a bowl, and after sex.

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THIS

THIS SO HARD

Not even meth dude
This shit is worse

I could quit anytim

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what stops you

I wish you would

all the nice people

post a selfie before you go

name names

not really. my ex tried for a while the first year or so but he wasn't really up to the task. someday maybe. someday.

nope u this time

everyone except the spergs

SELFIE

who the fuck would want you as a pet lmao

NAMES

shiny

Now this is no fair, I am supposed to do this to you not the other way around....

not my fault you decided to be cute brah

What if Neru is a cute trap irl?

Like Norwegian law actually allows kids as young as 16 to change gender with parent consent, and if parent doesn't consent they can take it to court and get decided by a 3rd party or someshit.

Its fucking crazy dude

Its like the best place to start em young and pump em full of hrt since the Wegian's are pale af and blonde.

"haha I don't like you so who the hell could like you?"

thats so fucked

cup "fill me up from both ends" until I burst cake

princess "I want to be a subby bitch but my dick intimidates everyone who gets intimate with me" cake

It better not be a gigglymesh thread when i wake up

Is there a good reason to quit this place, though? It's not like you have to post every day

I hear tying it to certain activities that way is what can make it more addicting, so I've been being a bit random with my smoking

Pretty good; we just talked yesterday :3

I figured out the ATM. It wasn't that hard, though the first one I tried was weird bullshit. So there's that

I won't talk it up much until I actually do it. Then I'll remember this post and meme at you for it

You will RUE THE DAY!!!!!!! you made this shitpost, Neru

There's no reason I can't hijack a few of the Nazarene's analogies

I guess you were defiant? You want to be beaten into obedience?

niggas won't even spit in your general direction

well, yeah.

wow, so you really do still want to fuck me? nasty.

In a way its kinda fucked but if we dont allow/support the law we're considered mean people for denying people their rights to be quote on quote happy to be trans or whatever

There's no winning this war grim

being a brat is fun. what's the point if the dom doesn't have to work for it a little?

I'm out.

if you look at him directly you singe a few eyebrows from the sheer hideousness

thats true
but quitting 100% is usually a nice purge of the whirlwind of negativity

theres a reason why kids dont have as much right as adults

its because theyre too stupid to understand (in general) whats good for them and whats not

I cry

WELL if I named names the spergs would sperg more because theyknwo they spreg then

Well that is just like your opinion!

Hey a lot of stuff can happen in a day, you know. Especially in a Chinese day.
Crazy stuff.

I'd say yes to that dress.

my opinion is objectively correct all the time though

the dress would be screaming no

Oh, I know who it is. :3

going after the looks is a very interesting tactic from you. but then again given how delusional you are in every other aspect of everything I'm not all that surprised.

don't talk about delusions when you're neck deep in your own

I think you are making stuff up now.

another excellent example of my point, thank you grim.

probably. but you'll never know. I'm far too clever.

Neru, I'll admit I'm one of the spergs without sperging out.

You just need to be straight up with your kid and be like hey man, you were born a dude, deal with it.

Trying to be trans is just gonna make like 100x harder. Its like you're gonna try swimming up stream all your life.

Crush their dreams but at least be real with em
(This is why I ain't fit to be a dad lmao)

But what's the fun in enjoying something if you're not going full fledged fun on it?
Yeah, it'll hurt you a bit more in the long run but its worf

do youuuu

starting to sound like an actual dad

did you knock anyone up recently? ;D

You absolutely reek of autism.

Good afternoon.

Yeah it is fun to have to dominate people into submission

I tend to often just go a week or two between posting these days, so I guess cleansing myself comes automatically to me now and it's not something I have to choose to do. It also has to do with just being busy now

You know I love you :3

Well, since we last talked, I slept, woke up, went to work do do lesson planning and stuff, went with an assistant to apply for my residence permit, and ate some Chinese fried chicken. Pretty similar to western fried chicken except it's spiced in an interesting way. Slightly sweet, slightly spicy

Maybe. My plan is already to be a lot looser with it and smoke more whenever I'm in downtown Beijing or somewhere extra fun like that. I had like five cigarettes the first day; now it's two, maybe three per day

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it's night you weirdo.

the back and forth is just really fun. the harder they have to work for it the more they take it out on you and nnnf. so good.

hell yeah I've been there
these days it's just a ritual now lmao

Strange times

Ithink you #cutforneru even unless it was fake

The person who I don't know said it is so mhhh *pokes tongue*

Erio, is that you?

Way too clever. Stop being clever darn it.

Spiced differently?
Gosh their ways are so foreign to us, like they are the peaceful trees resting in the forest and us the lumberjacks.

the person who you don't know? erio?

I can't. it's a terminal condition I'm afraid. stuck like this for life.

I will wreck you! Shut it off.

That's sounds about right, sounds like what I started with
1 on each break/lunch/afterwork = 4
Then a last one after dinner before bed

You'll go through like 3 packs a week or so

Why does everyone keep saying that?
Not the knocking up part, the dad part.
I think it was 10X talking about fag weeb shit

And I'm pretty sure I haven't.
I haven't had sex in like almost 2 months now.

I'm a virgin again p much

I think the off switch is somewhere deep inside. not sure which end though.

rurururu a cute

you've certainly matured my boy

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