our führer's tiny, girlish hands
>our führer's tiny, girlish hands
I'm working my hardest.
I need to leave in half an hour otherwise I'm dead.
Go get ready and do what you have to do.
Stop touching yourself.
But I don't want to....
But you must.
Test's gay hair
his palms are hairy, knees bleak, arm spaghetti.
In a little bit.
Not the palms.
I will be gone before your return.
Test's ability to be stuck in a backpack and lugged around like a baby
I was kidding, dork. How are you doing?
You're my best gf.
Yeah me too.
Ihavebecome addicted to sitting in front of warm heating fans even if the cold never bothered me
I could probably carry you.
It's my mom's birthday so I went out and had some nice teriyaki steak tonight. Outside of that I was playing video games all damn day.
Sounds like a decent day, I hope your mother had an even better day for her birthday though.
It's was nice talking with you, kind of. Have a good afternoon/evening.
H-hey you're not supposed to say that stuff to Great Friends.
Overwatch. Just... 8 hours of roadhog.
I hate picking him and nobody else picking Rein. I get focused and he's the size of the fucking moon so I have to hide around a wall healing every time it's off cooldown.
The changes to his hook make him barely worth using.
first install bait
Still seems strong.
Eight hours of a fat guy. Wew.
Yeah I get your frustration, Roadhog is not fun to consistently play.
time for bed
Hm, nice place
go go go go go go galo sengen
Guero an faggot
the truth hurts maddie ;_;7
Guero would you take it in the ass for your an AK-107?
nah, tacticool AK is ugly
I'd take it in the ass for a Zastava N-PAP with a donkey dong grip though
I know it does. lmao
But it worked; I got your attention.
How goes it?
tfw you accidentally spill coolaid on yourself
ffs cupcake ONE job
idk what all these american products are like coolaid sounds like that thing you rub on your skin when you ache to make it comfy
apply directly to forehead
least i know what to get you for christmas
pretty good! I got put on prozac today lmao
i've been doing better in general lately tho
how bout maddie?
i want to post that i see you made a spelling error meme but i dont have it saved
you're thinking of icyhot my dude
it's a powder mix you add to water to make a sugardrink
ask test for it my dude
idk i dont know how to translate nerupost
no dude icyhot is fungal creme for your gooch
lol prozac. good shit.
I kinda want some xannies, but idk if that's such a good idea.
I'm doing really well. Everyone keeps asking if I moved in with my gf yet and it's starting to get weird haha
headon was the meme grim was making, but I think icyhot is what he was describing.
is it sortof like mountain dew and doritos
Ithink it is called tiger balm where I live
dust your nutsack with some chalk, tie it with it and hang around for a while.
no it is nothing like that.
it's a lot closer to lemonade, in that it's a drink that is flavor, water, and a shit ton of sugar.
you ever had something called fruit punch?
you want to do that with the noose?
I mean, why not?
it's like fruit punch but with more flavor options. like grape.
Today's yuri releases.
(Shuuki Reitaisai 2) [Anzu no Ki (Unyakichi)] Eirin to Keine no Ohanashi (Touhou Project) [English]
Nyoroko's Live Broadcasting! - c006 (v01) [Pan-Paca-Pan]
[Gyuunyuu Rinda] Torotoro no Koi ch06 [TZdY]
[Mochi Au Lait] Pranking the Pranker
(C86) [じーぜるエンジン(じーの)] Love flowers (ラブライブ!)
(C88) [加瀨大輝 (Dksha)] 陸奥と長門のバケーションラブ (艦隊これくしょん -艦これ-)
(COMIC1☆9) [放課後家庭科部 (四季、えのすぎえけ)] ドーナツホール (艦隊これくしょん -艦これ-)
(軍令部酒保&砲雷撃戦!よーい! 合同演習三戦目) [竪穴住居 (穴)] 初めての次の日の朝に (艦隊これくしょん -艦これ-)
id prefer to just cut it off
it's for muscle aches you strange child
xannies are a slippery slope for me so ive been avoiding my best getting back on em
you and your girl are cute together, i hope it works out for you two
yeah, tiger balm is just a better version of icyhot
for severe muscle aches
smells good and strong like eucalyptus kinda
try it out and let me know how it goes.
but i want you to dust my balls
don't forget to fly up a ladder before jumping off with that noose, moogs.
if you give me the opportunity, I will gladly pepper them with gunpowder and then light a flare under them.
How do you know??? Are you creepin'?
And yeah, that's why I don't wanna get any. I tend to black out for days at a time lmao
e d g y b o y
You could say it's on fire.
Man Kizu pt 1 & 2 are great
How do you know??? Are you creepin'?
you post a lot of pictures, maddie.
but it feels nice on your balls 2 u should try it
haha yeah i saw that album of you two that got posted
creepin a lil'
why would you use a flare to light gunpowder tho
the flashpoint of smokeless gunpowder is like twice as hot as a flare is on ignition
youd have to wait for it to get hot
why would you use a flare to light gunpowder tho
the flashpoint of smokeless gunpowder is like twice as hot as a flare is on ignition
youd have to wait for it to get hot
he wants to have an excuse to linger by the balls as long as possible.
What else would you expect?
ive gone through more painful ways of removing ball hair
I would use the kind which people used to light trails of the stuff with, I guess that's non smokeless?
The main point is to burn his nuts pretty bad
I like banana flavour
the smell is pretty nice though a tiny bit strong
oooh y-yeah x_x
I'm trying to convince her to cut me with scalpels.
I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
I can't even imagine you with a strand of body hair
I dunno if they make that. since when are you into bananas?
Nah Guro already told me.
units have been dispatched. it was nice knowing you ziggy ;_;7
I can hear the choppers already.
that's funny. I had them use submarines.
you would fly down an incline like greased lightning
God damn, I wasn't ready for this.
yeah i think black powder has a lower flashpoint or maybe just burns easier cuz more potassium nitrate
I like eucalyptus smell and mint and aloe
i forget you're into that blood play stuff
just be safe i guess lol
I'm so sorry it had to end this way.
its easy to slip into my greased pussy ;P
n u t t e d
idunno about the details, I never got a chance to play with the stuff
moogs lets be real
you dont even like hairy dudes
stop playin yasself
Honey, it already ended a week ago.
banana is great didI not use to like bananas idk if I remember but they are a pretty nice fruit the only downside is the peel that is leftover
my boyfriend is quite the bear
that's preposterous, I didn't dispatch the units until tonight...oh fuck, they are the time traveling ones. shit.
leftover peel makes a good one time use onahole from what I've heard. never tried it myself.
Isn't it terrible; I was in the middle of the ocean when it happened too.
good choice in bodytype
that's why they insisted on the submarines...fuck. they really did think of everything.
hey erio. how's china treating you?
She's squeamish around blood so it's gonna be difficult lol
stop runining bananas for me
She's squeamish around blood
haha what a WEIRDO
Fucking madmen, I couldn't even do anything about it. To think I was MIA for a whole week.
if you don't peel them you can use them as a dildo, but I don't recommend this as they are rather squishy inside there.
I was in downtown Beijing earlier this week; it was fun, but I wasn't sure what I was doing entirely
Planning on going again next week
Beijing is a harlot that I must master
you can do it. I believe in you.
work is killing me but $$$$$$$$$$
so can't complain
how'd downtown go
pick up any cuties yet?
those don't work very well I find. at the very least they are certainly not for beginners.
was neru hazed with pinecones in a frat/sorority or is greek life just a usa thing
just use the peel as a makeshift cum pocket
already covered that option.
There's a lot to do, so I don't think I'll get bored with it during my time here
I went to the Temple of Heaven (which is actually a big park with a variety of different religious sites), then explored around and got really drunk at night and did other stuff
I think I told you how Chinese grils are; I think it's best to go with prostitutes in general
Though in downtown Beijing, I'm sure there are some sluts if you go to the right places. They'd have to speak English though unless they're super easy; wo shuo de Putonghua bu hao
I'm friends with the other teachers at my school I guess; we go eat food and drink alcohol a lot. They don't seem to be on my level of drinking, though
sorry i got too excited about the topic and became hasty
It's more about the trust and pain than the blood.
Except when it's about the blood.
notto the same extent Ithink
erio what chinese porn like?
like normal porn except there is a picture of le dong on the wall
I don't think China has a porn industry of its own; it's technically illegal
mao ze big dong?
how about the underground clubs with strippers
I can't imagine you'd get bored in another country, especially one as interesting as china.
I'm alright. going to colorado tomorrow to visit a friend for the weekend. apparently there's a st. patty's day celebration on saturday so I look forward to being able to get shitfaced with an actual good reason for once.
maddie trying to pretend it's not about the blood
L O L
smh tbh kid
it for sure does, just all underground
sounds mad fun
I wish I could join you guys </3
Maybe that's something I should look into
You don't need a reason; you should probably just avoid drinking super often ^^
It's not like you can't; one of the other teachers is brown
LMAO no I didn't mean racewise
although that is a good point since most asians are racist
more of a time/pricepoint
well now that I have a job again I only drink twice a week usually. I don't care much about the health aspect but I dislike drinking on worknights.
i will not suck your head
dont ruin your reputation this early
This song is just about the exact length of time it takes me to smoke a cigarette, and it goes great with it
Do you get bad hangovers even if you drink a lot of water?
What happens downtown stays downtown
good. you stay away from it you little gremlin.
no, I rarely if ever get them actually. I just prefer to not have even a chance of that for work in the morning.
Why would you randomly get a bad one if you rarely ever get them
Maybe it depends on the kind of alcohol?
What kind of cigarettes do you smoke out there in Factoryland?
Do they have Turkish Royals or Marlboro Blend No 27?
Getting drunk on cheap beer will make me sick in the morning, but I can chug cheap vodka and be fine.
I missed this
What do you mean time/pricepoint? The expenses all end up being covered pretty well, and you can get like a six month contract
It's really not!
I mean just to visit nig
I dunno but the chance of it is enough that I'd rather not. besides, I just see no real reason to drink on a weekday because I like to drink slow and make it last a looooong time. I'm always so tired during the week from work that if I drank I'd end up just passing out too fast and sleeping too much. there's too many video games to play and shitposts to post, gotta stay sober.
maddie. think of who you're talking to. the conversations we've had on this topic. you're not fooling me.
But I don't know who I'm talking to, so...
I actually just started earlier this week
They're Marlboros; pretty much everything else on the package is Chinese I can't read. I guess they're just the basic kind. Cigarettes are pretty inexpensive here; like $2.90 per package
Drinking a lot of water helps either way
Do u not miss teaching at all
Whatever you want ^^ -slaps your ass-
oh fuck. lol. it's cupcake.
yeah, I'm the boss of me. unfortunately ;-;
Well, yeah, that makes sense.
every time I think everyone knows my latest name switch someone else pops out who doesn't lol
make me shuddup
You want a master or something?
Was ist das
You could consider it a long vacation, then ^^
Seems like that's how most people who do this treat it anyway lol
it would be nice.
maybe there is a market for headpat machines with a prosthetic hand that pats your head it could be computer controlled even so that it would activate when you perform really well in like league
that would sell so well it's not even funny.
I'm barely ever here anymore, so my bad.
I can't. I might buy this amazon.com
yeah I noticed. I'm here a lot less than I have been too actually. been finally playing a ton of video games again, and not just overwatch for once
oh damn, that's nice. I like it. get it and take pics
just started smoking cigarettes
For what purpose?
Save yourself the wasteful spending its not really worth tbh.
Yeah its cheap out there but when you come back here you're gonna find em for like 7 a pack and that shit sucks.
What color btw?
Red is Original
Blue/Teal/Green are Menthol/Smooth
Gold/Silver are light blends
Black is like Bold with a tiny hint of menthol
NXT/blk&green is a rip off Camel crush menthols
There are so many others but those are the ones I can think on the top of my head lol
Try out Camels if you have the chance
Camel > Marlboro
Its supposed to be the other way around
Id rather get killed like in one of those HD ISIS execution videos than drink cheap plastic bottle vodka
yet another use case for a six axis industrial robot
how do you sit?
obviously there would be pics. Check reddit in like a couple weeks or something. Honestly I'd probably just link you like I usually do though ;3
I am definitely buying a couple pairs of shoes tonight after my paycheck hits though, you gonna be up late?
B, A, E. In that order.
Spoilers stealing my webms
killer whales are kowai ;~;
depends on what I'm sitting on
[dick joke here]
haha how about no.
just send them to me like a good girl
shoes are good. you're such a girl lol.
yeah, I think so. why?
Gonna keep doing so, you old fart!
They are smart
fucking generating waves to fuck shit up
Have you seen them toss shit in the air?
They fly so high so when they hit the water they gg
You ever seen a seal fucking fly?
they dont have the comfy 4 position
u fkn wot
C sometimes tho
Cause I was gonna ask opinions and stuff.
I mean, reddit/ imgur. It's gonna always be an imgur link. I meant imgur.
oh oh, yeah that's fine.
alright, well message me if I'm still online, even if I'm not it might just be invis winding down mode so feel free to poke.
all except c but including tons of others
ikea markus is great
kk I get paid in 2 hours
maybe I'll just hit you up soonish and we can chat provided you're not gaming or whatnot.
A good pet would take lewd orders in public
You know what to do
I'm going to quit when I go to more expensive places, so in about a year. Then maybe I'll come back to them for a while eventually, because I hear they're best when you quit for a long time and then start again. Wouldn't want to miss out on that
And red. I can probably find Camel here; I guess I might try them after this pack
Smoking is terrible.
wow smoking is bad
Imagine if Trump sounded like this?
Shit would be 10/10
even if I am gaming I might be able to. I don't think I will be though, don't much feel like it anymore tonight.
pets are allowed to have limits ya know.
I sat on one of those in the store once
very nice chair indeed for the pricepoint
I went all the way with a maxnomic
Fine, fine, fine.
Meow, pets please?
"X is bad/terrible/abominable" isn't something you should say to me if you want me to not do the thing
The mandate of transgression has persisted in me into this present age; the difference is in the manner of pearl distribution
Not the best pets
-pets your hair- <3
well we'll see what happens if I ever become one for real.
You also can't conquer an addiction if you don't start in the first place
You've never been one?
the only thing I haven't been able to cold turkey is this place.
Honestly quitting isn't even that hard tbh
I dunno how people act like its the fucking end of the world or go through withdrawals.
Yeah you tend to get a craving but you just dont smoke easy as that.
Though cigarettes hit the spot right after eating a great meal, smoking a bowl, and after sex.
<3 How are you doing over there, Erio?
THIS SO HARD
Not even meth dude
This shit is worse
I could quit anytim
the difference is in the manner of pearl distribution
what stops you
I wish you would
all the nice people
post a selfie before you go
not really. my ex tried for a while the first year or so but he wasn't really up to the task. someday maybe. someday.
nope u this time
everyone except the spergs
who the fuck would want you as a pet lmao
Now this is no fair, I am supposed to do this to you not the other way around....
not my fault you decided to be cute brah
What if Neru is a cute trap irl?
Like Norwegian law actually allows kids as young as 16 to change gender with parent consent, and if parent doesn't consent they can take it to court and get decided by a 3rd party or someshit.
Its fucking crazy dude
Its like the best place to start em young and pump em full of hrt since the Wegian's are pale af and blonde.
"haha I don't like you so who the hell could like you?"
thats so fucked
cup "fill me up from both ends" until I burst cake
princess "I want to be a subby bitch but my dick intimidates everyone who gets intimate with me" cake
It better not be a gigglymesh thread when i wake up
Is there a good reason to quit this place, though? It's not like you have to post every day
I hear tying it to certain activities that way is what can make it more addicting, so I've been being a bit random with my smoking
Pretty good; we just talked yesterday :3
I figured out the ATM. It wasn't that hard, though the first one I tried was weird bullshit. So there's that
I won't talk it up much until I actually do it. Then I'll remember this post and meme at you for it
You will RUE THE DAY!!!!!!! you made this shitpost, Neru
There's no reason I can't hijack a few of the Nazarene's analogies
I guess you were defiant? You want to be beaten into obedience?
niggas won't even spit in your general direction
empty discarded ketchup bottle
wow, so you really do still want to fuck me? nasty.
In a way its kinda fucked but if we dont allow/support the law we're considered mean people for denying people their rights to be quote on quote happy to be trans or whatever
There's no winning this war grim
being a brat is fun. what's the point if the dom doesn't have to work for it a little?
if you look at him directly you singe a few eyebrows from the sheer hideousness
but quitting 100% is usually a nice purge of the whirlwind of negativity
theres a reason why kids dont have as much right as adults
its because theyre too stupid to understand (in general) whats good for them and whats not
WELL if I named names the spergs would sperg more because theyknwo they spreg then
Well that is just like your opinion!
Hey a lot of stuff can happen in a day, you know. Especially in a Chinese day.
I'd say yes to that dress.
my opinion is objectively correct all the time though
the dress would be screaming no
Oh, I know who it is. :3
going after the looks is a very interesting tactic from you. but then again given how delusional you are in every other aspect of everything I'm not all that surprised.
don't talk about delusions when you're neck deep in your own
I think you are making stuff up now.
another excellent example of my point, thank you grim.
probably. but you'll never know. I'm far too clever.
Neru, I'll admit I'm one of the spergs without sperging out.
You just need to be straight up with your kid and be like hey man, you were born a dude, deal with it.
Trying to be trans is just gonna make like 100x harder. Its like you're gonna try swimming up stream all your life.
Crush their dreams but at least be real with em
(This is why I ain't fit to be a dad lmao)
But what's the fun in enjoying something if you're not going full fledged fun on it?
Yeah, it'll hurt you a bit more in the long run but its worf
starting to sound like an actual dad
did you knock anyone up recently? ;D
You absolutely reek of autism.
Yeah it is fun to have to dominate people into submission
I tend to often just go a week or two between posting these days, so I guess cleansing myself comes automatically to me now and it's not something I have to choose to do. It also has to do with just being busy now
You know I love you :3
Well, since we last talked, I slept, woke up, went to work do do lesson planning and stuff, went with an assistant to apply for my residence permit, and ate some Chinese fried chicken. Pretty similar to western fried chicken except it's spiced in an interesting way. Slightly sweet, slightly spicy
Maybe. My plan is already to be a lot looser with it and smoke more whenever I'm in downtown Beijing or somewhere extra fun like that. I had like five cigarettes the first day; now it's two, maybe three per day
it's night you weirdo.
the back and forth is just really fun. the harder they have to work for it the more they take it out on you and nnnf. so good.
It also has to do with just being busy now
hell yeah I've been there
these days it's just a ritual now lmao
Goggles is saying "good afternoon" and it's actually afternoon for me now
Ithink you #cutforneru even unless it was fake
The person who I don't know said it is so mhhh *pokes tongue*
Erio, is that you?
Way too clever. Stop being clever darn it.
Gosh their ways are so foreign to us, like they are the peaceful trees resting in the forest and us the lumberjacks.
the person who you don't know? erio?
I can't. it's a terminal condition I'm afraid. stuck like this for life.
I will wreck you! Shut it off.
That's sounds about right, sounds like what I started with
1 on each break/lunch/afterwork = 4
Then a last one after dinner before bed
You'll go through like 3 packs a week or so
Why does everyone keep saying that?
Not the knocking up part, the dad part.
I think it was 10X talking about fag weeb shit
And I'm pretty sure I haven't.
I haven't had sex in like almost 2 months now.
I'm a virgin again p much
I think the off switch is somewhere deep inside. not sure which end though.
rurururu a cute
you've certainly matured my boy
mad that his mom turned him down