>our führer's tiny, girlish hands

Bentley Jones
Bentley Jones

our führer's tiny, girlish hands

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Dominic Lopez
Dominic Lopez

I'm working my hardest.

Gabriel Clark
Gabriel Clark

*pet* *pet*

Christian Johnson
Christian Johnson

I need to leave in half an hour otherwise I'm dead.

James Stewart
James Stewart

Go get ready and do what you have to do.

Elijah Taylor
Elijah Taylor

girlish

Negative. Hairy.

Cooper Thompson
Cooper Thompson

Stop touching yourself.

But I don't want to....

Gabriel Howard
Gabriel Howard

But you must.

Andrew Cooper
Andrew Cooper

Test's gay hair

Jonathan Cox
Jonathan Cox

Hairy palms.

Joshua Anderson
Joshua Anderson

his palms are hairy, knees bleak, arm spaghetti.

In a little bit.

Ryder Cruz
Ryder Cruz

Not the palms.

No you.

See above.

Nicholas Perry
Nicholas Perry

I will be gone before your return.

Grayson Martin
Grayson Martin

Test's ability to be stuck in a backpack and lugged around like a baby

Jeremiah Gonzalez
Jeremiah Gonzalez

I was kidding, dork. How are you doing?

Daniel Martin
Daniel Martin

You're my best gf.

Adrian Hill
Adrian Hill

Yeah me too.

Asher Torres
Asher Torres

Ihavebecome addicted to sitting in front of warm heating fans even if the cold never bothered me

Michael Taylor
Michael Taylor

I could probably carry you.

It's my mom's birthday so I went out and had some nice teriyaki steak tonight. Outside of that I was playing video games all damn day.

Fag.

Chase Adams
Chase Adams

Sounds like a decent day, I hope your mother had an even better day for her birthday though.
What games?

Matthew Johnson
Matthew Johnson

Bye bye.

It's was nice talking with you, kind of. Have a good afternoon/evening.

H-hey you're not supposed to say that stuff to Great Friends.

Jaxon Scott
Jaxon Scott

cya

Josiah Brooks
Josiah Brooks

Overwatch. Just... 8 hours of roadhog.

I hate picking him and nobody else picking Rein. I get focused and he's the size of the fucking moon so I have to hide around a wall healing every time it's off cooldown.

Jason Morales
Jason Morales

tachutoo

Jacob Davis
Jacob Davis

The changes to his hook make him barely worth using.

Liam Price
Liam Price

first install bait

Tyler Russell
Tyler Russell

Still seems strong.

Aiden Morgan
Aiden Morgan

Eight hours of a fat guy. Wew.
Yeah I get your frustration, Roadhog is not fun to consistently play.

Samuel Watson
Samuel Watson

8:20

time for bed

Nolan Torres
Nolan Torres

nana

Angel Collins
Angel Collins

Hm, nice place

Colton Flores
Colton Flores

Sup bitches

Nathaniel Moore
Nathaniel Moore

its not

Jeremiah Ward
Jeremiah Ward

go go go go go go galo sengen

Nolan Moore
Nolan Moore

Guero an faggot

Wyatt Jones
Wyatt Jones

the truth hurts maddie ;_;7

Cameron Moore
Cameron Moore

Guero would you take it in the ass for your an AK-107?

Juan Johnson
Juan Johnson

own*

Camden Mitchell
Camden Mitchell

nah, tacticool AK is ugly
I'd take it in the ass for a Zastava N-PAP with a donkey dong grip though

Kayden Nguyen
Kayden Nguyen

I know it does. lmao

But it worked; I got your attention.

How goes it?

Nicholas Kelly
Nicholas Kelly

tfw you accidentally spill coolaid on yourself

Adam Martin
Adam Martin

*koolaid

ffs cupcake ONE job

Daniel Sanchez
Daniel Sanchez

idk what all these american products are like coolaid sounds like that thing you rub on your skin when you ache to make it comfy

Zachary Ramirez
Zachary Ramirez

apply directly to forehead

Benjamin Bell
Benjamin Bell

least i know what to get you for christmas

Nolan Myers
Nolan Myers

pretty good! I got put on prozac today lmao
i've been doing better in general lately tho
how bout maddie?

i want to post that i see you made a spelling error meme but i dont have it saved

you're thinking of icyhot my dude

Samuel Rodriguez
Samuel Rodriguez

it's a powder mix you add to water to make a sugardrink

ask test for it my dude

Jackson Allen
Jackson Allen

or wait
maybe headon?
idk i dont know how to translate nerupost

Charles Barnes
Charles Barnes

no dude icyhot is fungal creme for your gooch

Isaiah Brown
Isaiah Brown

lol prozac. good shit.

I kinda want some xannies, but idk if that's such a good idea.

I'm doing really well. Everyone keeps asking if I moved in with my gf yet and it's starting to get weird haha

Aaron Scott
Aaron Scott

headon was the meme grim was making, but I think icyhot is what he was describing.

Lincoln Phillips
Lincoln Phillips

is it sortof like mountain dew and doritos

Ithink it is called tiger balm where I live

Jack White
Jack White

dust your nutsack with some chalk, tie it with it and hang around for a while.

Grayson Butler
Grayson Butler

no it is nothing like that.
it's a lot closer to lemonade, in that it's a drink that is flavor, water, and a shit ton of sugar.

you ever had something called fruit punch?

Juan Russell
Juan Russell

you want to do that with the noose?

Alexander Rodriguez
Alexander Rodriguez

maybe once

Christian Morales
Christian Morales

I mean, why not?

Xavier Bennett
Xavier Bennett

it's like fruit punch but with more flavor options. like grape.

Isaac Collins
Isaac Collins

Today's yuri releases.

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Translated
(Shuuki Reitaisai 2) [Anzu no Ki (Unyakichi)] Eirin to Keine no Ohanashi (Touhou Project) [English]
Nyoroko's Live Broadcasting! - c006 (v01) [Pan-Paca-Pan]
[Gyuunyuu Rinda] Torotoro no Koi ch06 [TZdY]
[Mochi Au Lait] Pranking the Pranker

Untranslated
(C86) [じーぜるエンジン(じーの)] Love flowers (ラブライブ!)
(C88) [加瀨大輝 (Dksha)] 陸奥と長門のバケーションラブ (艦隊これくしょん -艦これ-)
(COMIC1☆9) [放課後家庭科部 (四季、えのすぎえけ)] ドーナツホール (艦隊これくしょん -艦これ-)
(軍令部酒保&砲雷撃戦!よーい! 合同演習三戦目) [竪穴住居 (穴)] 初めての次の日の朝に (艦隊これくしょん -艦これ-)

Eli Mitchell
Eli Mitchell

thanks man

Gabriel Rogers
Gabriel Rogers

id prefer to just cut it off

Chase Torres
Chase Torres

it's for muscle aches you strange child

xannies are a slippery slope for me so ive been avoiding my best getting back on em
you and your girl are cute together, i hope it works out for you two

yeah, tiger balm is just a better version of icyhot
for severe muscle aches
smells good and strong like eucalyptus kinda

Blake Barnes
Blake Barnes

try it out and let me know how it goes.

Aiden Brooks
Aiden Brooks

Very true.

Carter Howard
Carter Howard

but i want you to dust my balls

Colton Jenkins
Colton Jenkins

don't forget to fly up a ladder before jumping off with that noose, moogs.

Caleb Taylor
Caleb Taylor

if you give me the opportunity, I will gladly pepper them with gunpowder and then light a flare under them.

James Mitchell
James Mitchell

How do you know??? Are you creepin'?

And yeah, that's why I don't wanna get any. I tend to black out for days at a time lmao

Christopher Davis
Christopher Davis

thats hot

Isaiah Butler
Isaiah Butler

e d g y b o y

Angel Stewart
Angel Stewart

You could say it's on fire.

Asher Ortiz
Asher Ortiz

Man Kizu pt 1 & 2 are great

Lucas Campbell
Lucas Campbell

How do you know??? Are you creepin'?

you post a lot of pictures, maddie.

Ian Hill
Ian Hill

but it feels nice on your balls 2 u should try it

Jonathan Ortiz
Jonathan Ortiz

it's LIT.

Brayden James
Brayden James

haha yeah i saw that album of you two that got posted
creepin a lil'

why would you use a flare to light gunpowder tho
the flashpoint of smokeless gunpowder is like twice as hot as a flare is on ignition
youd have to wait for it to get hot

Brody Hernandez
Brody Hernandez

why would you use a flare to light gunpowder tho
the flashpoint of smokeless gunpowder is like twice as hot as a flare is on ignition
youd have to wait for it to get hot

he wants to have an excuse to linger by the balls as long as possible.

Liam Bennett
Liam Bennett

What else would you expect?

Ryan Green
Ryan Green

ive gone through more painful ways of removing ball hair

Adrian Campbell
Adrian Campbell

I would use the kind which people used to light trails of the stuff with, I guess that's non smokeless?

The main point is to burn his nuts pretty bad

Julian Allen
Julian Allen

I like banana flavour

the smell is pretty nice though a tiny bit strong

William Gray
William Gray

oh yeah

oooh y-yeah x_x

I'm trying to convince her to cut me with scalpels.

Landon White
Landon White

I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you

Ian Wilson
Ian Wilson

I can't even imagine you with a strand of body hair

Tyler Collins
Tyler Collins

I dunno if they make that. since when are you into bananas?

Daniel Cooper
Daniel Cooper

teehee

Hudson Myers
Hudson Myers

Nah Guro already told me.

Kayden Brooks
Kayden Brooks

units have been dispatched. it was nice knowing you ziggy ;_;7

Noah Foster
Noah Foster

I can hear the choppers already.

Angel Allen
Angel Allen

that's funny. I had them use submarines.

Benjamin Clark
Benjamin Clark

you would fly down an incline like greased lightning

Daniel Morales
Daniel Morales

God damn, I wasn't ready for this.

Jose Gutierrez
Jose Gutierrez

yeah i think black powder has a lower flashpoint or maybe just burns easier cuz more potassium nitrate
lol

I like eucalyptus smell and mint and aloe
all good

sheesh
i forget you're into that blood play stuff
just be safe i guess lol

Christopher Morales
Christopher Morales

I'm so sorry it had to end this way.

Brandon Cooper
Brandon Cooper

its easy to slip into my greased pussy ;P

Dylan Robinson
Dylan Robinson

n u t t e d

Ryder Rodriguez
Ryder Rodriguez

idunno about the details, I never got a chance to play with the stuff

moogs lets be real
you dont even like hairy dudes
stop playin yasself

William Baker
William Baker

Honey, it already ended a week ago.

Daniel Russell
Daniel Russell

banana is great didI not use to like bananas idk if I remember but they are a pretty nice fruit the only downside is the peel that is leftover

Tyler King
Tyler King

my boyfriend is quite the bear

Henry King
Henry King

that's preposterous, I didn't dispatch the units until tonight...oh fuck, they are the time traveling ones. shit.

Brandon Gonzalez
Brandon Gonzalez

leftover peel makes a good one time use onahole from what I've heard. never tried it myself.

William Reyes
William Reyes

Isn't it terrible; I was in the middle of the ocean when it happened too.

Mason Edwards
Mason Edwards

good choice in bodytype

Thomas James
Thomas James

thank you

Gabriel Clark
Gabriel Clark

Ni hao

Thomas Davis
Thomas Davis

that's why they insisted on the submarines...fuck. they really did think of everything.

Jose Ross
Jose Ross

yo yo

Samuel Ortiz
Samuel Ortiz

hey erio. how's china treating you?

Noah Moore
Noah Moore

She's squeamish around blood so it's gonna be difficult lol

Andrew Bailey
Andrew Bailey

stop runining bananas for me

Jeremiah Adams
Jeremiah Adams

She's squeamish around blood

haha what a WEIRDO

Christian James
Christian James

Fucking madmen, I couldn't even do anything about it. To think I was MIA for a whole week.

Jeremiah Collins
Jeremiah Collins

if you don't peel them you can use them as a dildo, but I don't recommend this as they are rather squishy inside there.

Ian Hall
Ian Hall

How u

I was in downtown Beijing earlier this week; it was fun, but I wasn't sure what I was doing entirely

Planning on going again next week

Beijing is a harlot that I must master

Samuel Russell
Samuel Russell

you can do it. I believe in you.

Parker Stewart
Parker Stewart

work is killing me but $$$$$$$$$$
so can't complain

how'd downtown go
pick up any cuties yet?
new friends?

Carson Kelly
Carson Kelly

pine cones

Josiah Collins
Josiah Collins

those don't work very well I find. at the very least they are certainly not for beginners.

Kevin Gonzalez
Kevin Gonzalez

was neru hazed with pinecones in a frat/sorority or is greek life just a usa thing

Caleb Fisher
Caleb Fisher

just use the peel as a makeshift cum pocket

Parker Lopez
Parker Lopez

already covered that option.

Landon Ward
Landon Ward

There's a lot to do, so I don't think I'll get bored with it during my time here

How u

I went to the Temple of Heaven (which is actually a big park with a variety of different religious sites), then explored around and got really drunk at night and did other stuff

I think I told you how Chinese grils are; I think it's best to go with prostitutes in general

Though in downtown Beijing, I'm sure there are some sluts if you go to the right places. They'd have to speak English though unless they're super easy; wo shuo de Putonghua bu hao

I'm friends with the other teachers at my school I guess; we go eat food and drink alcohol a lot. They don't seem to be on my level of drinking, though

Leo Long
Leo Long

sorry i got too excited about the topic and became hasty

Oliver King
Oliver King

shuddup.

It's more about the trust and pain than the blood.

Except when it's about the blood.

David Reyes
David Reyes

notto the same extent Ithink

Oliver Price
Oliver Price

erio what chinese porn like?

Nathaniel Hill
Nathaniel Hill

like normal porn except there is a picture of le dong on the wall

Eli Watson
Eli Watson

I don't think China has a porn industry of its own; it's technically illegal

Wyatt Ramirez
Wyatt Ramirez

mao ze big dong?

how about the underground clubs with strippers

Josiah Diaz
Josiah Diaz

I can't imagine you'd get bored in another country, especially one as interesting as china.

I'm alright. going to colorado tomorrow to visit a friend for the weekend. apparently there's a st. patty's day celebration on saturday so I look forward to being able to get shitfaced with an actual good reason for once.

maddie trying to pretend it's not about the blood

L O L
O
L

smh tbh kid

Christian Taylor
Christian Taylor

it for sure does, just all underground

sounds mad fun
I wish I could join you guys </3

Benjamin Bell
Benjamin Bell

Maybe that's something I should look into

You don't need a reason; you should probably just avoid drinking super often ^^

It's not like you can't; one of the other teachers is brown

Cooper Myers
Cooper Myers

LMAO no I didn't mean racewise
although that is a good point since most asians are racist

more of a time/pricepoint

Landon Morris
Landon Morris

well now that I have a job again I only drink twice a week usually. I don't care much about the health aspect but I dislike drinking on worknights.

Eli Edwards
Eli Edwards

i will not suck your head

dont ruin your reputation this early

Caleb Barnes
Caleb Barnes

This song is just about the exact length of time it takes me to smoke a cigarette, and it goes great with it

Leo Sullivan
Leo Sullivan

Do you get bad hangovers even if you drink a lot of water?

What happens downtown stays downtown

Kevin Powell
Kevin Powell

good. you stay away from it you little gremlin.

Jeremiah Stewart
Jeremiah Stewart

no, I rarely if ever get them actually. I just prefer to not have even a chance of that for work in the morning.

William King
William King

Why would you randomly get a bad one if you rarely ever get them

Maybe it depends on the kind of alcohol?

Luis Wood
Luis Wood

What kind of cigarettes do you smoke out there in Factoryland?

Do they have Turkish Royals or Marlboro Blend No 27?

Dylan Long
Dylan Long

Getting drunk on cheap beer will make me sick in the morning, but I can chug cheap vodka and be fine.

Brandon Jones
Brandon Jones

I missed this

What do you mean time/pricepoint? The expenses all end up being covered pretty well, and you can get like a six month contract

Chase Bell
Chase Bell

It's really not!

omgggg

Gabriel Gutierrez
Gabriel Gutierrez

I mean just to visit nig

Sebastian Hernandez
Sebastian Hernandez

I dunno but the chance of it is enough that I'd rather not. besides, I just see no real reason to drink on a weekday because I like to drink slow and make it last a looooong time. I'm always so tired during the week from work that if I drank I'd end up just passing out too fast and sleeping too much. there's too many video games to play and shitposts to post, gotta stay sober.

maddie. think of who you're talking to. the conversations we've had on this topic. you're not fooling me.

Hudson Taylor
Hudson Taylor

But I don't know who I'm talking to, so...

Jordan Hernandez
Jordan Hernandez

I actually just started earlier this week

They're Marlboros; pretty much everything else on the package is Chinese I can't read. I guess they're just the basic kind. Cigarettes are pretty inexpensive here; like $2.90 per package

Drinking a lot of water helps either way

Do u not miss teaching at all

Whatever you want ^^ -slaps your ass-

Henry King
Henry King

oh fuck. lol. it's cupcake.

yeah, I'm the boss of me. unfortunately ;-;

Isaiah Cox
Isaiah Cox

of course..

Liam Jones
Liam Jones

OH

Well, yeah, that makes sense.

x///x shuddup

Gavin Harris
Gavin Harris

every time I think everyone knows my latest name switch someone else pops out who doesn't lol

make me shuddup

Logan Robinson
Logan Robinson

You want a master or something?

Was ist das

You could consider it a long vacation, then ^^

Seems like that's how most people who do this treat it anyway lol

Caleb Diaz
Caleb Diaz

it would be nice.

Easton Price
Easton Price

Possibly...

Alexander Hughes
Alexander Hughes

maybe there is a market for headpat machines with a prosthetic hand that pats your head it could be computer controlled even so that it would activate when you perform really well in like league

Aiden Collins
Aiden Collins

that would sell so well it's not even funny.

Grayson Stewart
Grayson Stewart

artificial headpats

shit taste

Leo Lewis
Leo Lewis

I'm barely ever here anymore, so my bad.

I can't. I might buy this amazon.com/dp/B01KT31KI8

thoughts?

Julian Green
Julian Green

yeah I noticed. I'm here a lot less than I have been too actually. been finally playing a ton of video games again, and not just overwatch for once

oh damn, that's nice. I like it. get it and take pics

Robert James
Robert James

just started smoking cigarettes
For what purpose?
Save yourself the wasteful spending its not really worth tbh.
Yeah its cheap out there but when you come back here you're gonna find em for like 7 a pack and that shit sucks.

What color btw?

Red is Original
Blue/Teal/Green are Menthol/Smooth
Gold/Silver are light blends
Black is like Bold with a tiny hint of menthol
NXT/blk&green is a rip off Camel crush menthols

There are so many others but those are the ones I can think on the top of my head lol
Try out Camels if you have the chance
imo
Camel > Marlboro

Its supposed to be the other way around

Id rather get killed like in one of those HD ISIS execution videos than drink cheap plastic bottle vodka

Josiah Garcia
Josiah Garcia

yet another use case for a six axis industrial robot

Andrew Bell
Andrew Bell

how do you sit?

Jose Cooper
Jose Cooper

obviously there would be pics. Check reddit in like a couple weeks or something. Honestly I'd probably just link you like I usually do though ;3

I am definitely buying a couple pairs of shoes tonight after my paycheck hits though, you gonna be up late?

Daniel Young
Daniel Young

You genius.

Asher Morales
Asher Morales

B, A, E. In that order.

Adam Hughes
Adam Hughes

Spoilers stealing my webms

boi

Luke Adams
Luke Adams

killer whales are kowai ;~;

Jaxon Parker
Jaxon Parker

depends on what I'm sitting on

[dick joke here]

David Martinez
David Martinez

reddit
haha how about no.
just send them to me like a good girl

shoes are good. you're such a girl lol.
yeah, I think so. why?

Jordan Morgan
Jordan Morgan

Gonna keep doing so, you old fart!

Julian Martinez
Julian Martinez

They are smart

fucking generating waves to fuck shit up
Have you seen them toss shit in the air?
They fly so high so when they hit the water they gg

You ever seen a seal fucking fly?

they dont have the comfy 4 position

u fkn wot

C sometimes tho

Ryan Sullivan
Ryan Sullivan

Cause I was gonna ask opinions and stuff.

I mean, reddit/ imgur. It's gonna always be an imgur link. I meant imgur.

Liam Jones
Liam Jones

ABC

Hunter Diaz
Hunter Diaz

oh oh, yeah that's fine.

alright, well message me if I'm still online, even if I'm not it might just be invis winding down mode so feel free to poke.

Aaron Nelson
Aaron Nelson

all except c but including tons of others
ikea markus is great

Josiah Sanders
Josiah Sanders

kk I get paid in 2 hours

maybe I'll just hit you up soonish and we can chat provided you're not gaming or whatnot.

Liam Taylor
Liam Taylor

A good pet would take lewd orders in public

You know what to do

Maximize experience

I'm going to quit when I go to more expensive places, so in about a year. Then maybe I'll come back to them for a while eventually, because I hear they're best when you quit for a long time and then start again. Wouldn't want to miss out on that

And red. I can probably find Camel here; I guess I might try them after this pack

Xavier Ross
Xavier Ross

Smoking is terrible.

Henry Carter
Henry Carter

wow smoking is bad

Carter Ward
Carter Ward

Imagine if Trump sounded like this?

Shit would be 10/10

Robert Garcia
Robert Garcia

even if I am gaming I might be able to. I don't think I will be though, don't much feel like it anymore tonight.

pets are allowed to have limits ya know.

Samuel Barnes
Samuel Barnes

ikea markus
oooh
I sat on one of those in the store once
very nice chair indeed for the pricepoint

I went all the way with a maxnomic
needforseatusa.com/computer_gaming_chair_commander_s_iii

Jace Cook
Jace Cook

Fine, fine, fine.
Meow, pets please?

Evan Reed
Evan Reed

"X is bad/terrible/abominable" isn't something you should say to me if you want me to not do the thing

The mandate of transgression has persisted in me into this present age; the difference is in the manner of pearl distribution

Not the best pets

-pets your hair- <3

William King
William King

cute

Jason Perry
Jason Perry

well we'll see what happens if I ever become one for real.

William Watson
William Watson

You also can't conquer an addiction if you don't start in the first place

You've never been one?

Angel Cruz
Angel Cruz

the only thing I haven't been able to cold turkey is this place.

Brayden Ward
Brayden Ward

Honestly quitting isn't even that hard tbh
I dunno how people act like its the fucking end of the world or go through withdrawals.
Yeah you tend to get a craving but you just dont smoke easy as that.

Though cigarettes hit the spot right after eating a great meal, smoking a bowl, and after sex.

Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez

tfw
<3 How are you doing over there, Erio?

You are.

Cooper Hall
Cooper Hall

THIS

THIS SO HARD

Not even meth dude
This shit is worse

Oliver Rogers
Oliver Rogers

I could quit anytim

Adam Clark
Adam Clark

the difference is in the manner of pearl distribution

Nicholas Rodriguez
Nicholas Rodriguez

what stops you

Brody Baker
Brody Baker

I wish you would

Evan Taylor
Evan Taylor

all the nice people

Josiah Butler
Josiah Butler

post a selfie before you go

name names

John Cox
John Cox

not really. my ex tried for a while the first year or so but he wasn't really up to the task. someday maybe. someday.

nope u this time

Caleb Thomas
Caleb Thomas

everyone except the spergs

Henry Nguyen
Henry Nguyen

SELFIE

Brandon Wilson
Brandon Wilson

who the fuck would want you as a pet lmao

NAMES

Nicholas Miller
Nicholas Miller

glowing maddie

shiny

Aaron White
Aaron White

Now this is no fair, I am supposed to do this to you not the other way around....

Matthew Cox
Matthew Cox

not my fault you decided to be cute brah

Charles Morris
Charles Morris

What if Neru is a cute trap irl?

Like Norwegian law actually allows kids as young as 16 to change gender with parent consent, and if parent doesn't consent they can take it to court and get decided by a 3rd party or someshit.

Its fucking crazy dude

Its like the best place to start em young and pump em full of hrt since the Wegian's are pale af and blonde.

Dominic Ramirez
Dominic Ramirez

"haha I don't like you so who the hell could like you?"

Carson Barnes
Carson Barnes

thats so fucked

Jaxson Kelly
Jaxson Kelly

cup "fill me up from both ends" until I burst cake

Jace Morgan
Jace Morgan

princess "I want to be a subby bitch but my dick intimidates everyone who gets intimate with me" cake

John Robinson
John Robinson

It better not be a gigglymesh thread when i wake up

Joseph Ward
Joseph Ward

Is there a good reason to quit this place, though? It's not like you have to post every day

I hear tying it to certain activities that way is what can make it more addicting, so I've been being a bit random with my smoking

Pretty good; we just talked yesterday :3

I figured out the ATM. It wasn't that hard, though the first one I tried was weird bullshit. So there's that

I won't talk it up much until I actually do it. Then I'll remember this post and meme at you for it

You will RUE THE DAY!!!!!!! you made this shitpost, Neru

There's no reason I can't hijack a few of the Nazarene's analogies

I guess you were defiant? You want to be beaten into obedience?

Jaxon Diaz
Jaxon Diaz

niggas won't even spit in your general direction

Eli Garcia
Eli Garcia

well, yeah.

empty discarded ketchup bottle

wow, so you really do still want to fuck me? nasty.

Samuel Torres
Samuel Torres

In a way its kinda fucked but if we dont allow/support the law we're considered mean people for denying people their rights to be quote on quote happy to be trans or whatever

There's no winning this war grim

Kayden Turner
Kayden Turner

being a brat is fun. what's the point if the dom doesn't have to work for it a little?

Camden Cox
Camden Cox

I'm out.

Sebastian Torres
Sebastian Torres

if you look at him directly you singe a few eyebrows from the sheer hideousness

thats true
but quitting 100% is usually a nice purge of the whirlwind of negativity

theres a reason why kids dont have as much right as adults

its because theyre too stupid to understand (in general) whats good for them and whats not

Gabriel Collins
Gabriel Collins

I cry

WELL if I named names the spergs would sperg more because theyknwo they spreg then

Joshua Foster
Joshua Foster

Well that is just like your opinion!

Hey a lot of stuff can happen in a day, you know. Especially in a Chinese day.
Crazy stuff.

Easton Carter
Easton Carter

I'd say yes to that dress.

my opinion is objectively correct all the time though

Leo White
Leo White

the dress would be screaming no

Ryder Watson
Ryder Watson

Oh, I know who it is. :3

Blake Peterson
Blake Peterson

going after the looks is a very interesting tactic from you. but then again given how delusional you are in every other aspect of everything I'm not all that surprised.

Aiden Ross
Aiden Ross

don't talk about delusions when you're neck deep in your own

James Clark
James Clark

I think you are making stuff up now.

Jason Morgan
Jason Morgan

another excellent example of my point, thank you grim.

Parker Allen
Parker Allen

probably. but you'll never know. I'm far too clever.

Wyatt Cooper
Wyatt Cooper

Neru, I'll admit I'm one of the spergs without sperging out.

You just need to be straight up with your kid and be like hey man, you were born a dude, deal with it.

Trying to be trans is just gonna make like 100x harder. Its like you're gonna try swimming up stream all your life.

Crush their dreams but at least be real with em
(This is why I ain't fit to be a dad lmao)

But what's the fun in enjoying something if you're not going full fledged fun on it?
Yeah, it'll hurt you a bit more in the long run but its worf

Austin Lopez
Austin Lopez

do youuuu

Xavier Jones
Xavier Jones

starting to sound like an actual dad

did you knock anyone up recently? ;D

Daniel Wright
Daniel Wright

You absolutely reek of autism.

Brody Perez
Brody Perez

Good afternoon.

Michael Baker
Michael Baker

Yeah it is fun to have to dominate people into submission

I tend to often just go a week or two between posting these days, so I guess cleansing myself comes automatically to me now and it's not something I have to choose to do. It also has to do with just being busy now

You know I love you :3

Well, since we last talked, I slept, woke up, went to work do do lesson planning and stuff, went with an assistant to apply for my residence permit, and ate some Chinese fried chicken. Pretty similar to western fried chicken except it's spiced in an interesting way. Slightly sweet, slightly spicy

Maybe. My plan is already to be a lot looser with it and smoke more whenever I'm in downtown Beijing or somewhere extra fun like that. I had like five cigarettes the first day; now it's two, maybe three per day

Joshua Ramirez
Joshua Ramirez

gigglymesh

Hudson Harris
Hudson Harris

it's night you weirdo.

the back and forth is just really fun. the harder they have to work for it the more they take it out on you and nnnf. so good.

David Collins
David Collins

It also has to do with just being busy now

hell yeah I've been there
these days it's just a ritual now lmao

Jeremiah Roberts
Jeremiah Roberts

Goggles is saying "good afternoon" and it's actually afternoon for me now

Strange times

Jaxon Bailey
Jaxon Bailey

Ithink you #cutforneru even unless it was fake

Carter Hernandez
Carter Hernandez

The person who I don't know said it is so mhhh *pokes tongue*

Erio, is that you?

Jackson Ramirez
Jackson Ramirez

Way too clever. Stop being clever darn it.

Spiced differently?
Gosh their ways are so foreign to us, like they are the peaceful trees resting in the forest and us the lumberjacks.

Luis Watson
Luis Watson

the person who you don't know? erio?

I can't. it's a terminal condition I'm afraid. stuck like this for life.

Asher Sanders
Asher Sanders

I will wreck you! Shut it off.

Aiden Fisher
Aiden Fisher

That's sounds about right, sounds like what I started with
1 on each break/lunch/afterwork = 4
Then a last one after dinner before bed

You'll go through like 3 packs a week or so

Why does everyone keep saying that?
Not the knocking up part, the dad part.
I think it was 10X talking about fag weeb shit

And I'm pretty sure I haven't.
I haven't had sex in like almost 2 months now.

I'm a virgin again p much

Justin Turner
Justin Turner

I think the off switch is somewhere deep inside. not sure which end though.

rurururu a cute

Asher Rogers
Asher Rogers

you've certainly matured my boy

Lucas Bailey
Lucas Bailey

new

Christian Myers
Christian Myers

mad that his mom turned him down

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