Lmao nice dick ojisan

Nolan Phillips
Nolan Phillips

lmao nice dick ojisan

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youtu.be/6GqgNebPm50
youtube.com/watch?v=Iv4kV5loZZI
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu

Dylan Powell
Dylan Powell

Just don't show anyone, ok?

They understood because it was so sudden.
CV?

Hunter Myers
Hunter Myers

Why not both bwahahahaha

Angleterre pour Resumé

Gabriel Wilson
Gabriel Wilson

my hand is sore and its not cuz of osu

Nathaniel Perez
Nathaniel Perez

bump

Asher Rogers
Asher Rogers

Ntaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Aiden Scott
Aiden Scott

I meant to nya >.<

Justin Turner
Justin Turner

Well you fucked up.

Chase Campbell
Chase Campbell

That's what I mean.

100/wk for shoes and clothes isn't bad, right?

I mean in 2 months I could get louboutins :p

Gabriel Gomez
Gabriel Gomez

tfw achieved le perfect tuck

:o

Ryan Walker
Ryan Walker

f-forgive me uwah

Damn shame not to treat yosell

Adrian White
Adrian White

That's been like the whole past week lmao.

Even went to a fancy Italian dinner with my girl. Works like a charm haha

But I really ought to save a bit for my hair to be done and then I gotta finish out my ear piercings before I start tattoos.

Logan Smith
Logan Smith

Have you pleased daddy today Scoot?

Carson Nguyen
Carson Nguyen

I thought Scoot was the Daddy.

Gabriel Richardson
Gabriel Richardson

Im ALWAYS the daddy

Thomas Campbell
Thomas Campbell

us.christianlouboutin.com/us_en/shop/women/blakissima.html

James Reyes
James Reyes

Oh

Isaac Smith
Isaac Smith

buy me
nsurgo.com/metal-gear-solid-v-the-phantom-pain-1-1-scale-bionic-arm/

daddy

William Jones
William Jones

Hello there.

Elijah Parker
Elijah Parker

Clockwork-Goggles has joined I ❤ Loli.

Brayden Ramirez
Brayden Ramirez

HAI MOOGS

Matthew Young
Matthew Young

But, you already have an arm

Andrew Williams
Andrew Williams

Scoots

Scoots

Scoots, buy me shoes~

Connor Ward
Connor Ward

hi
not a robot arm

Jason Jones
Jason Jones

cutie

Bentley Johnson
Bentley Johnson

wanna see if there's like a groupon for suspension?

are you into that?

Owen Jenkins
Owen Jenkins

Hi there Luka, how are you doing today?

Nathan Bell
Nathan Bell

what is it

Gavin Fisher
Gavin Fisher

kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Christian Campbell
Christian Campbell

The thing where they pierce you with big hooks and suspend you in the air.

Luis Martin
Luis Martin

i would not want it done to me no

Bentley Watson
Bentley Watson

struggling through the morning.

Julian Hill
Julian Hill

Oh.

Welp.

Logan Garcia
Logan Garcia

I'm struggling through today in general, but I hope you manage to pick up and finish the day off strong.

Daniel Perez
Daniel Perez

Might have to treat myself to peeba... I like peeba

Luke Lee
Luke Lee

thx

*hugs*

Michael Johnson
Michael Johnson

No problem! Other then that, what do you have planned for today? Anything good?

Asher Taylor
Asher Taylor

mornings are cancer. make sure you draw all your curtains and shut out any of the outside world

Dylan Miller
Dylan Miller

scavenge for food, until something make me feel better.
then watch youtubes and thread and games

mine are always closed. i live in darkness.

Camden Russell
Camden Russell

scavenge for food

I'm getting a sad mental image from this.

Austin Cruz
Austin Cruz

Do not bully Luka!

Connor White
Connor White

Well I hope that goes well for you and that you pick up through the day, can't be having you feeling down now!

Ayden Smith
Ayden Smith

my curtains arent thick enough for total darkness, but i get a nice amber dark evening kinda like the bg on this pic

Dylan Garcia
Dylan Garcia

t h i c c

Luis Watson
Luis Watson

sorry.

<3 at least scoots is here~

yeah. i have to make a couple more weeks.

mine is not thick enough.

Sebastian Butler
Sebastian Butler

go thiccer. whats it like having a frozen home half the time?

Thomas Cruz
Thomas Cruz

I need to make it another month, and a few more days and I'll be fine.

Josiah Smith
Josiah Smith

cant
too heavy.

more please!

the struggles of the day to day life.

Noah Fisher
Noah Fisher

row row fite da powa

Adam Walker
Adam Walker

row a boat

Grayson Gonzalez
Grayson Gonzalez

but isnt it all ice for u

Gavin White
Gavin White

Nadeko is a SLUT

Kevin Nelson
Kevin Nelson

get my car back after it's been at the dealer for a week
the radio isn't working

ahahahaha

they fixed it though in ~5 minutes so nbd but I was like "bruh"

Jackson Ramirez
Jackson Ramirez

:)

yeah

Jason Bell
Jason Bell

;__: but i havent fapped 2 her in a while

Henry Gonzalez
Henry Gonzalez

A complete slut!

Adrian Ramirez
Adrian Ramirez

youll never row a boat in ur life

megumin just lays there and takes it

Kevin Powell
Kevin Powell

Holy shit that's rape yo

Gabriel Baker
Gabriel Baker

shes basically asking for it :3

Liam Myers
Liam Myers

i have.

i do fine on fishing boats and kayaks

Jose Moore
Jose Moore

Fricken Lielie, perpetuating rape culture like the disgusting cisgendered male he is.

Jaxson Allen
Jaxson Allen

kayaks tip ez. did u do that?

its not rape if im forcefully sticking it in without her consent

chomusuke is next

Lucas Powell
Lucas Powell

Rin, strip DnD when?

Austin Murphy
Austin Murphy

They're painful, but we have to deal with them. I deal with them by just derping about.

Benjamin Richardson
Benjamin Richardson

lol I remember when we used to play strip poker back on /b/ in like 2012 or 2013

good times

Ian Morris
Ian Morris

nope. i'm fine.

anime is nice
and food
and games
and youtube
and sleep

Charles James
Charles James

I remember playing that with Chiri a couple of times lmao

Gabriel Ramirez
Gabriel Ramirez

Sleep is great,
and food
and games
and twitch
and youtube
and anime
and sleeping
Did I mention sleeping? Yeah sleeping is great.

Kevin Flores
Kevin Flores

where did u kayak? in cadanian?
potato products are gud

Isaiah Hughes
Isaiah Hughes

they all help
i like all those things two :)
*snuggles*

what?

Andrew Evans
Andrew Evans

where was the row row boat?
potato products are nice and filling and taste gud fried

Mason Rogers
Mason Rogers

They all help indeed, so do hugs, headpats and other things a long that line, but god damn I could go for a nap right now, or I should get something eat.

Gah decisions are hard.

Noah Morgan
Noah Morgan

oh well...

do both~

Adrian Butler
Adrian Butler

Don't u ever ever fucken send me any thing like this again. U r so ignored. U will be sorry one day. But u don't even know it yet. That pride of yours u think u know everything but u know shit

Ryan Ramirez
Ryan Ramirez

that doesnt answer muh question!! r u lying about row boating

Chase Garcia
Chase Garcia

i get that reference

Matthew Smith
Matthew Smith

I had to do some looking and shit to find it.

Jaxson Butler
Jaxson Butler

i wish there was a kind of computer that had a screen attached to a keyboard and it also was portable so the guts should be under the screen or keyboard and is small but usable and light

Michael Wood
Michael Wood

laptop! did i guess right?

Henry Cruz
Henry Cruz

Now both, both I can do, but I feel as if one of my room mates is taking up the the kitchen at the moment, so I'll let them do their thing and sneak right on in.

Isaac Wilson
Isaac Wilson

Give me that satanic demon dicking.

Gabriel Smith
Gabriel Smith

what's my lap got to do with this

wow what an innovation

Austin Fisher
Austin Fisher

This is what I post from.
How dare you mock me.

Connor Williams
Connor Williams

its close to ur fap spot. duh? what else were u gonna use it for

Mason Williams
Mason Williams

Tbh, we should ban everyone not posting from a pocket computer.

Joshua Johnson
Joshua Johnson

Squash from Alabama
thats as tech as they get

Cooper Lewis
Cooper Lewis

When you put your speakers in your pants so the audio of lolis being killed in some anime vibrates your dick to completion and you goo

Alexander Adams
Alexander Adams

My right arm aches, help pls.

Nathaniel Foster
Nathaniel Foster

Truly amazing technology!

Let qts sit.

Benjamin Bell
Benjamin Bell

-rubrubrub-

Adrian Price
Adrian Price

When the Livershits get uppity

Bentley Long
Bentley Long

Damn, i must be late for the hog wrestle... I mean alabama and Carolina do that still right? wrestle pigs and shit.

Jayden Garcia
Jayden Garcia

no u sit on theri lap

Matthew Allen
Matthew Allen

Thank ye nezi, I'll get something to drink and eat gummy bears as painkillers.

Zachary Sanders
Zachary Sanders

I can't really clap back on pig wrestling.
Here in Missouri we feed a duck laxatives and wait for it to shit on a giant bingo card and if your number gets shat on you win.

Charles Cook
Charles Cook

It's actually pretty fun.

Joshua Rogers
Joshua Rogers

But I'm not a qt grill

Charles Green
Charles Green

Wait. WHat?

Joshua Cooper
Joshua Cooper

youtu.be/6GqgNebPm50

Camden Baker
Camden Baker

sit on ur own lap and it will make sense

Cooper Walker
Cooper Walker

They had this thing where it was a huge mat on the ground with a bunch of numbers like a bingo card.
They feed a duck corn laced with laxatives and then you bet on what number you think the duck is going to shit on.

Jose Clark
Jose Clark

Anyhow it's time to head out.
See you guys later.

Thomas Jenkins
Thomas Jenkins

no

sneak!

Jaxson Williams
Jaxson Williams

Safe travels

Wyatt Johnson
Wyatt Johnson

I will, I will, but she's not done yet. I'll sneak after!

Joseph Sullivan
Joseph Sullivan

your gf?

Kayden Clark
Kayden Clark

C-can I?

Tyler Fisher
Tyler Fisher

Nu uh, I don't have one. I just room with 3 girls and a guy. The other guy and one of the girls are dating, and the other two have someone else.

I'm the only one single!

Andrew Roberts
Andrew Roberts

are you a pretty lady? :O
<3

Isaac Parker
Isaac Parker

honestly the best feelings are:
-being hugged from behind
-resting your head on someone's lap while they pet your head
-being the little spoon

hope you feel better<3

Henry Hill
Henry Hill

I'm not a pretty lady I'm sorry to disappoint you, I'm a awkward guy and always will be.

Elijah Hill
Elijah Hill

WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?

Jaxson Jenkins
Jaxson Jenkins

youre sucha dirty liar

refer to this illustration for instructions

Juan Cooper
Juan Cooper

:(
what do you do?

no

Matthew Allen
Matthew Allen

What do I do about what?

Noah Fisher
Noah Fisher

do you do cute pretty things?

Samuel Richardson
Samuel Richardson

Uhh, I guess? I don't know really. I just do me and see where it goes.

Levi Wright
Levi Wright

show me moar about urself and stuff u got.

Landon Cooper
Landon Cooper

i guess you arent a boat person

Thomas Edwards
Thomas Edwards

Uhh, well I'm in university at the moment, almost done my second year. Once I've done this year I'll be taking the year out and focus on traveling maybe? Or I could just NEET it up, redo my whole bedroom spend whatever money I have on anime figures and just relax and waste the whole year away.

Owen Clark
Owen Clark

no thanks

I'm playing one already :x

Evan Rogers
Evan Rogers

i am

build a kewl computer and travel to the city of anime figures and get the best one u leik

Benjamin Lewis
Benjamin Lewis

What's that?
:3

Ryder Reyes
Ryder Reyes

Wednesday is like the day all the new episodes of anime come out.

God bless

Parker Sanchez
Parker Sanchez

I was going to build a cool computer, redo my whole room so I'll never have to leave it ever again, as for the city of anime figures, I'll get all the Jojo's SAS ones, and branch out to other things afterwards.

Then I'm not sure what else I'll do after that!

Austin Garcia
Austin Garcia

room not as important as OP computer parts.
simple room means simple life.
buy a pretty girl anime figure! <3
and then uh... wander akihabara.

Xavier Jackson
Xavier Jackson

whats your favorite bote

Christian Rivera
Christian Rivera

a cruise ship.

Gavin Nelson
Gavin Nelson

But both must equal super comfy or else I'll be unhappy.

So I'll make my computer OP, and room super comfy then I'll never have to leave, also I'll buy a few of those, got any in mind?

Nolan Ramirez
Nolan Ramirez

Kanna

Easton Martin
Easton Martin

simplifiey your enviroment.
it will maek u happier
:)
just get a space foam matress thingy and put some nice soft sheets over it and good fabrics
and maybe even get a slight thinner but better quality fabric bed sheets to sleep under.

anythign else is not important, except good solid nice looking desk and... uh maybe a not half bad looking shelving/storage uh....drawars.

umm... which animays u like? and who's your fav animes with main ladys that u adore for years.

Dominic Baker
Dominic Baker

o v e r w a t c h

Grayson Lopez
Grayson Lopez

HEALSLUT

Joseph White
Joseph White

Kanna it is!

But it will be simplified, trust me! I'll make it simple and it'll make feel good. Simple and Comfy that's what I like.

But what about my glass cabinets for my figures? I need those! Those are very important for my room, I need to keeps them for all my figures, plus I'm getting a long desk built on my back wall for my computer and other things.

Well itk has already suggested getting Kanna, so I'll get Kanna. Plus I'll get umm Meiko from Prison school.

Christian Perez
Christian Perez

not me~

Angel Diaz
Angel Diaz

Godverdomme wat een kankerzooi is OpenCL

Ryan Smith
Ryan Smith

not really, that's overboard and slightly tacky and done tons already, put your figures somewhere else, somewhere... unique.

*googles that and sigh heavily* oh....your one of those lewd people. u_u
guess aeshitics are lost on you. kanna just seems like a too new short term fad until the next thing comes along...

Mason Cox
Mason Cox

LIES

Joshua Russell
Joshua Russell

Aesthetics are lost on me.

Woah, not even, who said I was going to get the Meiko anyway? This is how comfy and aesthetic my desktop is.

How would you do it Luka? Show me, or tell me!

Gabriel Miller
Gabriel Miller

not using your desktop as random file dump

Zachary Allen
Zachary Allen

I have proof!

Gavin Fisher
Gavin Fisher

Ew, no, that would be absolutely disgusting. Also I want to get his keyboard.

Andrew Anderson
Andrew Anderson

glass cases arne't tacky
what

Asher Richardson
Asher Richardson

I do this but I hate it

Landon Harris
Landon Harris

do it stylish.
and not bad...

Gabriel Brown
Gabriel Brown

Yes very nice.

I have a rainbow 60% keyboard :D

Jaxon Campbell
Jaxon Campbell

Dat dps

Jose Thomas
Jose Thomas

129 hours on genji

Christopher Allen
Christopher Allen

ctrl+f you)
0 results
welp

Luis Jenkins
Luis Jenkins

GODVERDOMME HOERENZOOI

Jackson Mitchell
Jackson Mitchell

I'll try to do it stylish, but I want input too!

I want to get one in the picture above, but I wouldn't know where to start.

Mason Richardson
Mason Richardson

not (yo
step up senpai

William Sullivan
William Sullivan

KRIJG DE TYFUS OPENCL

Camden Long
Camden Long

GH60 or something probably

Josiah Adams
Josiah Adams

eh

*pat*
hows emi?

Nathaniel Miller
Nathaniel Miller

O MIJN GOD STERF EEN PIJNLIJKE DOOD JIJ KLOTEPROGRAMMA

Joseph Hughes
Joseph Hughes

FUCKING MAD

Daniel Stewart
Daniel Stewart

?

Jayden Hill
Jayden Hill

rood

Noah Flores
Noah Flores

r u ok?

Isaac Morgan
Isaac Morgan

mental effort

Ryan Perry
Ryan Perry

Fucking OpenCL

Kayden Watson
Kayden Watson

?

Hudson Wilson
Hudson Wilson

Hmm, I'll do some googling on that keyboard, I'm not good with these things.

Mason Wilson
Mason Wilson

It doesn't fucking work

Asher Butler
Asher Butler

buy modern looking things
but not too clear. let it have borders and matte tones and texture and solid tones

place things in good spots

and try not to leave too much "white space"
have details to your

and make it feel like a setting and and and

get classy stuff.

Luis Wood
Luis Wood

*mashes meta key*

actually 163 if you count competitive hours

dps and tank are fun ^^

I like ana and lucio a bit but healing is generally pretty straightforward

I've seen healer mains drop from GM to diamond, there's only so much you can do as healer

Dylan Edwards
Dylan Edwards

*pet*
software never works

*pet*

Blake James
Blake James

Well, my room is going to be black and white, so I'm going to try and fit that theme.

I already have bedding which matches the theme, it's everything else that needs to fall into place now.

Hello there Nezi, how are you doing today?

Andrew Miller
Andrew Miller

OH MY GOD IT JUST FUCKING THROWS FUCKING EXCEPTIONS AND THEY ARE RANDOM AND I FUCKING HATE OPENCL

Brody Jenkins
Brody Jenkins

consider prolog

Christopher Robinson
Christopher Robinson

God damn this shit is lit

Colton Wilson
Colton Wilson

make it comfortable
and the edges not toooo sharp or you might cut urself on the edgyness of playing tooo edgy with ur designs

so keep it comfy too.

Easton Smith
Easton Smith

Wait, black and white is edgy, it's just colours I like. Considering I'm colourblind and what not. I'm kind of limited to what I see!

Plus most of the things I go for a well rounded things, no edge here.

Ayden Harris
Ayden Harris

Isn't, god damn I messed up hard there.

Tyler Harris
Tyler Harris

-licks your tummy-

I'm well. Got my car back from the dealer finally ^^

gotta leave for class in a bit

it is fucking HOT today wow

how are you?

Nathaniel Price
Nathaniel Price

I'm ill, got a cold and a raging headache, but I'm dealing with it. Spent most of the day relaxing in my chair feeling snug as a bug in a rug.

Also I hope you enjoy the rest of your day.

Xavier Barnes
Xavier Barnes

awww :(

sorry to hear, I hope you get better soon

take it easy, lots of sleep and water

James Wilson
James Wilson

yup it is ^_^
woah ur colorblind? lol ur room must look like a weird funky color mess haha
:P
*hugs*

get only good looking stuff i guess.

Angel Thompson
Angel Thompson

I've been as cozy as possible today, a lot of water has been consumed and food has been ate. I'll be fine in a few days, hopefully anyway.

Dylan Bailey
Dylan Bailey

whats good, nezzles?

Caleb Cruz
Caleb Cruz

Yeah, I'm colourblind, and my room back home according to my mum, who does most of the design work for my room is a mess of blues, reds, whites, blacks, grey, cream.

A whole assorted mess of colours! So I just stick with what I can see well enough and looks good.

Owen Bailey
Owen Bailey

u should buy those sunglasses that allow u to see color again!

John Bell
John Bell

Enchromas, I was planning too, but they're so expensive...

Logan Hernandez
Logan Hernandez

its wurth it

Jason Adams
Jason Adams

It probably is in the long run, and I might invest in a pair when I finally get the money for it.

Cameron Cruz
Cameron Cruz

you will see color

color is important

Isaac Green
Isaac Green

the only important color is red

Chase Kelly
Chase Kelly

I know it is. A lot of things are important like hearing as well, but that doesn't stop my left ear from not being a dud. Well somewhat of a dud, I can hear stuff but it's very muffled.

Kevin Brown
Kevin Brown

yo animes people is seiren worth watching??

Connor Torres
Connor Torres

This shit is so cool

Lucas Wright
Lucas Wright

Oh, nvm.

Jackson Reyes
Jackson Reyes

Still tho why didn't it tell me I fed it bullshit.

Isaiah Ortiz
Isaiah Ortiz

typical terrorist not even doing a back check

Christian Gutierrez
Christian Gutierrez

ask the doc to pull the muffle out, they do it for free in canada :)

Owen Cooper
Owen Cooper

They can't pull the muffle out, I'm partially deaf in that ear. Hence all the muffle, but I don't mind. ^^

Brayden Fisher
Brayden Fisher

That shit must've been like a homing missile or some shit but it looked cool af

Also, Seiren is aight
It gets kinda meh mid series but still enjoyable to watch I guess

Wyatt Lewis
Wyatt Lewis

poke a hole so the sound can go thru it then

Anthony Hernandez
Anthony Hernandez

If only that was the cure, I would have done it by now.

Michael Hill
Michael Hill

what deed have i done to deserve another megumin bath scene

Jackson Smith
Jackson Smith

play loud music in that ear until it becomes more receptive and normal human sensitivity

Aiden Wilson
Aiden Wilson

I don't think it works that way, Luka. That's not how any of that works! It has the opposite effects!

Gabriel Sanchez
Gabriel Sanchez

then uh... flex ur ear muscle until its able to hear the slightest pin drop

Samuel Price
Samuel Price

sorry internets died

thanks good, good luck <3

tired and hot

florida is HOT

Ian Davis
Ian Davis

I'll get onto that now! Thank you Luka!

Adam Green
Adam Green

get naked and oil up

Levi James
Levi James

Thank you, and good luck with the rest of the day, and whatever you do.

Justin Morris
Justin Morris

lol
:)

Christopher Nguyen
Christopher Nguyen

It's not woooorking! Maybe I need to try harder.

Hudson Hughes
Hudson Hughes

yeah!

Andrew Nelson
Andrew Nelson

I'll report the results when my food is finished, so in about 25 minutes!

Ian Wright
Ian Wright

brb

Jayden Hernandez
Jayden Hernandez

The horned slut finally came out in Maid Dragon

lmao there's only like 3 eps left

Christopher Howard
Christopher Howard

My head really really hurts

Joseph Stewart
Joseph Stewart

Don't post, staring at a screen will just make it hurt more

Go drink some water, take some asprin, and lie down

Jaxon Rogers
Jaxon Rogers

I thought it was a 24-26 episodes

Isaiah Sullivan
Isaiah Sullivan

it would be stupid to make a random sol moeblob into a 2 cour

James Hill
James Hill

Most seasonal anime is only 12- 13 episodes

They rarely ever get a full 24

Wyatt Williams
Wyatt Williams

I really hope I don't have to be in work tomorrow.

Anthony Taylor
Anthony Taylor

latest drago medio so heartwarming ;~;

Jordan Watson
Jordan Watson

i wanted kanna to just dust everyone and cause a scene.

Oliver Morales
Oliver Morales

same but there were mad people so she had to take it ez

I wish they showed the end where all 3 dragos went ham on the plains :(

Kevin Perez
Kevin Perez

Man sandy hook memes
love it

William James
William James

did they even show lucoa's dragon form yet?

Adrian Sanders
Adrian Sanders

nope
I was hoping this would be the ep for it

Sometimes they get lazy with the animation reee

Jordan Wilson
Jordan Wilson

Watching Jojo as we speak.

Connor Gomez
Connor Gomez

nice

Ayden Cook
Ayden Cook

They came out better this time

Blake Edwards
Blake Edwards

lol even ur cum is mexican colored

Mason Turner
Mason Turner

I don't get the joke
Aren't deviled eggs supposed to be American or some shit? Either way shit's pretty good

Eli Wright
Eli Wright

does anyone know any french/frenchmen that can translate this for me youtube.com/watch?v=Iv4kV5loZZI

Jose Ortiz
Jose Ortiz

Dragon maids ain't my thing.

John Rodriguez
John Rodriguez

i prefer softboiled eggs, with sliced toast

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

I wouldnt wish this discomfort on anyone.

Charles Morgan
Charles Morgan

you'd have made a great muppet.
so then i tackled him in the freezer
did you tell him to cool off?
no?
shame

Logan Johnson
Logan Johnson

Honestly imo

Soft Boiled/Poached > Over Easy > Deviled > Omelette > Hard Boiled > Scrambled (The fuwa fuwa kind)

Julian Harris
Julian Harris

anything greater than omelette
Nigga, what?

Omelettes are an excuse to eat not-breakfast food at breakfast time.
How could literally any egg be better than that?

Henry Anderson
Henry Anderson

not eggs benedict masterrace

Rin fkn plsssssssssssssss

John Johnson
John Johnson

over hard is the best way to go

Brody Rogers
Brody Rogers

I like my yolk runny af

How else are you going to dip your toast into the yolk and fully enjoy it?

Michael Davis
Michael Davis

hard boiled is pretty shit tbh

spanish omelettes are pretty cash money tbh

one time i got up at like 3am because neet life and had nothing in for breakfast, so i got a spanish omelette from the takeaway and it was cash

Parker Lopez
Parker Lopez

Omelettes are absolutely the best thing

Cheese, Ham, and an assload of herbs for best omelette

is it actually possible to have worse taste than this?

Grayson Lee
Grayson Lee

I got a lot of time on my hands, guess I can watch a few shows.

Parker Collins
Parker Collins

Yeah I ain't too fond of them either unless they're deviled or in ramen

I cant stand when people put milk into their scrambled eggs
It triggers me so much

Joseph Ortiz
Joseph Ortiz

once in a blue moon ill have them medium
I dont like the mess

Yeah I could be named after an cephalopod

Chase Bailey
Chase Bailey

I cant stand when people put milk into their scrambled eggs
It triggers me so much

I PUT MILK IN MY OMELETTES TOO
IT MAKES THEM SUPER RICH AND FLUFFY

Jace Foster
Jace Foster

Runny yoke in both fried AND boiled

Christopher Russell
Christopher Russell

over hard is the best way to go
Grim.
We're talking about Eggs.

James Ortiz
James Ortiz

I also add butter, olive oil and a splash of tabasco

Julian Allen
Julian Allen

Fuck, I forgot to buy more milk, eggs and sweet stuff.

I'm fucked mates.

Noah Rogers
Noah Rogers

Literally ruining perfectly good eggs though
I will fucking stab you holy shit

Angel Hall
Angel Hall

I use either olive oil or butter.

cholula is best

Asher Sanchez
Asher Sanchez

If there is one food related thing I'd be willing to kill someone over it's milk in scrambled eggs / omelettes
It does nothing but fucking ruin it

Easton Powell
Easton Powell

a little bit of milk, little butter, little olive oil, a little tabasco... wizzed by a hand blender

never had that

Evan Reed
Evan Reed

I add it in right before cooking :3

Connor Sullivan
Connor Sullivan

BOI
YOU ARE MISSING OUT
GET THE CHOLULA CHIPOTLE, LIME, OR GARLIC

Jaxon Ward
Jaxon Ward

I love the mess
I love getting it all over my food and devouring it lmao

BOI

See
Soft Boiled/Poached > Over Easy > Deviled > Omelette > Hard Boiled > Scrambled (The fuwa fuwa kind)
(The fuwa fuwa kind)

I like my shit heavy af, none of that fluffy pillow shit

Wyatt Sullivan
Wyatt Sullivan

If there was one food related thing I would kill over its

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA

William Myers
William Myers

Pineapple and pepperoni, nigga.

Sebastian Sanchez
Sebastian Sanchez

PINEAPPLE SHOULD NEVER BE ON PIZZA.

Jose White
Jose White

god bless /wsg/

Jaxon Taylor
Jaxon Taylor

Poached eggs are objectively the best way to prepare eggs.

Oliver Brown
Oliver Brown

i like cheese in my scrambled egg, a nice bit of strong cheddar, all cooked in butter for that perfect taste.

Cameron Jackson
Cameron Jackson

It is a sweet touch thing.

Landon Hall
Landon Hall

ok but we can all agree
goat cheese on eggs is godly

Logan Williams
Logan Williams

how can something sour be sweeet

Michael Scott
Michael Scott

Grapes are used to make vinegar and wine, right?

Joseph Myers
Joseph Myers

Anything "sour" in taste just means it's acidic. It can be acidic and sweet, like citrus.

Ethan Martin
Ethan Martin

tfw you missed Empty

Isaac Long
Isaac Long

Grapes have acid in them before even being processed. Malic, citric and some other one I'm forgetting.

Ryan Diaz
Ryan Diaz

what does vinegar taste like

Mason Moore
Mason Moore

Tartaric, apparently.

James Sanchez
James Sanchez

goat cheese is awful

Alexander Hall
Alexander Hall

Sour and bitter, right? With a little sweetness?

Jaxon Green
Jaxon Green

Mah nigga

I made a whole haul yesterday on some lulz gifs

Cheddar or swiss is great stuff to top eggs with

Goat cheese, eggs, butter, and Naan
10/10

Jonathan Fisher
Jonathan Fisher

what does vinegar taste like

Nigger have you never ate a pickle or anything pickled before?
Stupid Hawaiiasian

Sebastian Perez
Sebastian Perez

swiss cheese
on eggs
Swiss is great on sandwiches but is awful to ever cook or top with since it's such a hard cheese. Even to make sauces with things like gruyere you mostly just have to add milk to even make it remotely less than viscous.

James Gray
James Gray

what does a pickle taste like

Wyatt Rodriguez
Wyatt Rodriguez

gotta be that strong, nutty cheddar for me

Jonathan Peterson
Jonathan Peterson

blyatttttt

nice combo

Kevin Smith
Kevin Smith

I slam a fucking slice of swiss on my eggs and the heat usually half melts it

I just like the taste of it man

Like a sour/sweetish vinegar

Do you like Gouda?

Jeremiah Hernandez
Jeremiah Hernandez

I feel like a Mexican eating Lays limon chips covered in Cholula.

Brayden Gomez
Brayden Gomez

Being me is tiring sometimes.

Easton Foster
Easton Foster

I have that one saved LOL

Robert Taylor
Robert Taylor

nope

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

what does vinegar taste like

Anthony Price
Anthony Price

Vinegar.

Thomas Watson
Thomas Watson

Fuck that sounds pretty good right about now
Just the limon lays though
I've been craving sour shit since yesterdays convo about sour shit lol

Like a pickle

Or chiles/cebolla/zanahorrias en vinagre

Wow no fun allowed

Tyler Russell
Tyler Russell

snuggle time

Henry Richardson
Henry Richardson

The slow motion in that webm fucking kills me

Julian Bennett
Julian Bennett

Gonna earn £148 on Friday.
I think everything is gonna work after all, gents.

Ian Walker
Ian Walker

*snuggles ur ass*

no shit cheese allowed

Lucas Collins
Lucas Collins

*huggles*

Aaron Sullivan
Aaron Sullivan

-rubs your crotch-

^-^

Gabriel Ortiz
Gabriel Ortiz

ALL CHEESES ARE NICE QT

DON'T BE SO PICKY

Nathan Scott
Nathan Scott

Soto stop being so Mexican

Owen Ortiz
Owen Ortiz

Cuuuuuuuuuute~

Ryder Martinez
Ryder Martinez

That is basically my sister when she loses at things. lol

Hey Nez.

Colton Russell
Colton Russell

You wanna fkn go m8?

Liam Bailey
Liam Bailey

sorry gotta leave for dinner :>

be back in a bit

Brody Foster
Brody Foster

*rubs your balls*

no, most cheese is shit, but cheddar is god tier

Nathaniel Sanders
Nathaniel Sanders

Except cheese with maggots in it.
That's disgusting.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu

Oliver Roberts
Oliver Roberts

Yeah m8 cash me outside

Henry Scott
Henry Scott

Enjoy yourself.

That night Emma was hacked.
A day later a rap video was released by the hackers.
It is a beautiful story.

Mason Gonzalez
Mason Gonzalez

How old is your imouto

I think I'm blessed to never really have a spoiled sister like that who cries over everything.
Though they started judging me at a very young age and would scold me so that was kind of annoying in it's own way lol

Who the fuck eats this garbage?
Why?

What's your second favorite cheese?

You missed my insult yesterday

You said it was late and went to bed and I lol'd and said it's not like you have school or work or anything :^)

Jackson Brooks
Jackson Brooks

parmesan

Isaac King
Isaac King

Italians because they're already garbage tier people in a broke ass country so why not eat literal garbage?

Josiah Jenkins
Josiah Jenkins

Wrong direction of age, which is why it is so much funnier to me.
And it is more that she is just a dork, I do not think she really gives a shit about losing.

Brandon Roberts
Brandon Roberts

Oh no, they leaked my music video with an unsuccessful DJ

Oh shit, good one :^)

Cameron Moore
Cameron Moore

zehgess dump homoerotic wallpapers pl0x

Lincoln Torres
Lincoln Torres

yeah, same

Jackson Price
Jackson Price

Go to bed, TP.

Hunter Phillips
Hunter Phillips

How dare they, those horrible e thugs. At least it will not hurt your millions of instagram followers.

Sebastian Davis
Sebastian Davis

what are these things

Xavier Sanders
Xavier Sanders

White cheddar > all other cheddars

Hey man at least they invented Alfredo sauce
Even fuck ups can make some good things sometimes lmao

Jesus, how old is she then? lol

Dude, isn't the NEET life great? Like, it's a love hate kinda thing I guess.
I need to watch the newest Chaos;Child and Akibastrip

Konosuba was pretty funny, Dragonmaid was comfy, and Ai Mai Mii was meh

Andrew Reed
Andrew Reed

Waiting on takeaway, what should I do?

Parker Mitchell
Parker Mitchell

Even fuck ups can make some good things sometimes lmao
What have you done then? :^)

Caleb Taylor
Caleb Taylor

wanna fug?

I did ^^

Joseph Ramirez
Joseph Ramirez

Um... 26 going on 27, pretty sure. I could just look on facebook but that is cheating.

Andrew Cooper
Andrew Cooper

colour doesnt matter, only taste does

yes
pls sit on my benis

Jacob Young
Jacob Young

That is good. How are you doing cutie?

Sebastian Fisher
Sebastian Fisher

can I fug too?

Mason Gutierrez
Mason Gutierrez

emma should peg scanner tbh

Ryan Richardson
Ryan Richardson

I wanna swallow your cum

from your uncut cock

I am really tired and hopefully sleep in a couple hours will be nice<3

how about you?

Angel Turner
Angel Turner

Chiles = Chilis
Cebolla = Onion
Zannahoria = Carrots

en = in

Vinagre = Vinegar

I was gonna say "Escabechado" or "Curtido" but that's too hard 4 u

I downloaded a bunch of webms today
Pretty good shit, right? :^)

Oh so shes like mine
Though mine is 29
I remember just cause she's 5 years older than me and Im pretty good with basic math lmao

Mild/Sharp/White all taste different

Anthony Perez
Anthony Perez

Get your shit together.

Ethan Sanchez
Ethan Sanchez

Emma's a horrible dom

Jeremiah Sanders
Jeremiah Sanders

Who is emma? .///.

Henry Barnes
Henry Barnes

I'm a better dom, tbf

Lucas Moore
Lucas Moore

youre more than welcome to, if you can get here :3

white is not a meaningful term in this context

fish

Anthony Hill
Anthony Hill

and by fish, i mean wish

Caleb Diaz
Caleb Diaz

Swedish fish is Wish?
I'm confused.

Juan Perry
Juan Perry

Tsuchi actually cares

D'awwww

Just like the people amirite?

White = Anatto

Jace Torres
Jace Torres

I am alright. <3
Been a good day?

Yeah I have never really focused a large amount on the age gap.
I am also surprised by your age.

Austin Mitchell
Austin Mitchell

no, i just used to call wish fish, before swedish fish came along, and it annoys me now

soto pls

Gabriel Hall
Gabriel Hall

Swedish fish is Wish?

DELET THIS

I thought everyone knew I was 24?
What am I supposed to be old now or something?

:3

Mason Flores
Mason Flores

Does she actually have millions...?

I've been playing too much Zelda so I haven't watched anything yet ;;

Levi Diaz
Levi Diaz

i like onion

Evan Taylor
Evan Taylor

Oh, does wish go by another name now?
I want my ass unpegged.

Jose Lewis
Jose Lewis

swedish wish

Christopher Campbell
Christopher Campbell

it goes electric wavy when I turn it on

Justin Long
Justin Long

Older, yes. I thought you were closer to your sister's age.

Seven and a half million. Strangely.

Asher Ramirez
Asher Ramirez

maybe :3~

I have my car again so that's nice

Mason Johnson
Mason Johnson

Jeez, someones really into the game
Though I wouldn't blame you shit looks like fun.
How far are you into it?

Sauteed Onions are life, also grilled too, oh and Caramelized too

Oh so you thought I was an old man? Nigga I'm still young

The drugs back in 2015 just sped up the aging process :^^^^^)

Elijah Taylor
Elijah Taylor

i like it raw when it makes my throat sore

Brody Jones
Brody Jones

early thread

Grayson Morris
Grayson Morris

I like it raw

ara ara

Jose Hall
Jose Hall

Hes finally home.

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