Lmao nice dick ojisan

lmao nice dick ojisan

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Just don't show anyone, ok?


They understood because it was so sudden.
CV?

Why not both bwahahahaha


Angleterre pour Resumé

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my hand is sore and its not cuz of osu

bump

Ntaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I meant to nya >.

Well you fucked up.

That's what I mean.

100/wk for shoes and clothes isn't bad, right?

I mean in 2 months I could get louboutins :p

tfw achieved le perfect tuck

:o

f-forgive me uwah


Damn shame not to treat yosell

That's been like the whole past week lmao.

Even went to a fancy Italian dinner with my girl. Works like a charm haha

But I really ought to save a bit for my hair to be done and then I gotta finish out my ear piercings before I start tattoos.

Have you pleased daddy today Scoot?

I thought Scoot was the Daddy.

Im ALWAYS the daddy

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Oh

buy me
nsurgo.com/metal-gear-solid-v-the-phantom-pain-1-1-scale-bionic-arm/

daddy

Hello there.

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HAI MOOGS

But, you already have an arm

Scoots

Scoots

Scoots, buy me shoes~

hi

not a robot arm

cutie

wanna see if there's like a groupon for suspension?

are you into that?

Hi there Luka, how are you doing today?

what is it

kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

The thing where they pierce you with big hooks and suspend you in the air.

i would not want it done to me no

struggling through the morning.

Oh.

Welp.

I'm struggling through today in general, but I hope you manage to pick up and finish the day off strong.

Might have to treat myself to peeba... I like peeba

thx

*hugs*

No problem! Other then that, what do you have planned for today? Anything good?

mornings are cancer. make sure you draw all your curtains and shut out any of the outside world

...

scavenge for food, until something make me feel better.
then watch youtubes and thread and games


mine are always closed. i live in darkness.

I'm getting a sad mental image from this.

Do not bully Luka!

Well I hope that goes well for you and that you pick up through the day, can't be having you feeling down now!

my curtains arent thick enough for total darkness, but i get a nice amber dark evening kinda like the bg on this pic

t h i c c

sorry.

go thiccer. whats it like having a frozen home half the time?

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I need to make it another month, and a few more days and I'll be fine.

cant
too heavy.


more please!


the struggles of the day to day life.

row row fite da powa

row a boat

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but isnt it all ice for u

Nadeko is a SLUT

ahahahaha

they fixed it though in ~5 minutes so nbd but I was like "bruh"

:)


yeah

;__: but i havent fapped 2 her in a while

A complete slut!

youll never row a boat in ur life


megumin just lays there and takes it

Holy shit that's rape yo

shes basically asking for it :3

i have.

i do fine on fishing boats and kayaks

Fricken Lielie, perpetuating rape culture like the disgusting cisgendered male he is.

...

kayaks tip ez. did u do that?


its not rape if im forcefully sticking it in without her consent


chomusuke is next

Rin, strip DnD when?

...

...

...

...

They're painful, but we have to deal with them. I deal with them by just derping about.

lol I remember when we used to play strip poker back on Holla Forums in like 2012 or 2013

good times

...

nope. i'm fine.


anime is nice
and food
and games
and youtube
and sleep

I remember playing that with Chiri a couple of times lmao

Sleep is great,
and food
and games
and twitch
and youtube
and anime
and sleeping
Did I mention sleeping? Yeah sleeping is great.

where did u kayak? in cadanian?
potato products are gud

they all help
i like all those things two :)
*snuggles*


what?

where was the row row boat?
potato products are nice and filling and taste gud fried

They all help indeed, so do hugs, headpats and other things a long that line, but god damn I could go for a nap right now, or I should get something eat.

Gah decisions are hard.

oh well...


do both~

Don't u ever ever fucken send me any thing like this again. U r so ignored. U will be sorry one day. But u don't even know it yet. That pride of yours u think u know everything but u know shit

that doesnt answer muh question!! r u lying about row boating

i get that reference

I had to do some looking and shit to find it.

i wish there was a kind of computer that had a screen attached to a keyboard and it also was portable so the guts should be under the screen or keyboard and is small but usable and light

laptop! did i guess right?

Now both, both I can do, but I feel as if one of my room mates is taking up the the kitchen at the moment, so I'll let them do their thing and sneak right on in.

Give me that satanic demon dicking.

...

what's my lap got to do with this


wow what an innovation

This is what I post from.
How dare you mock me.

its close to ur fap spot. duh? what else were u gonna use it for

Tbh, we should ban everyone not posting from a pocket computer.

Squash from Alabama
thats as tech as they get

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My right arm aches, help pls.

Truly amazing technology!


Let qts sit.

-rubrubrub-

...

...

Damn, i must be late for the hog wrestle... I mean alabama and Carolina do that still right? wrestle pigs and shit.

no u sit on theri lap

Thank ye nezi, I'll get something to drink and eat gummy bears as painkillers.

I can't really clap back on pig wrestling.
Here in Missouri we feed a duck laxatives and wait for it to shit on a giant bingo card and if your number gets shat on you win.

It's actually pretty fun.

But I'm not a qt grill

Wait. WHat?

youtu.be/6GqgNebPm50

sit on ur own lap and it will make sense

They had this thing where it was a huge mat on the ground with a bunch of numbers like a bingo card.
They feed a duck corn laced with laxatives and then you bet on what number you think the duck is going to shit on.

Anyhow it's time to head out.
See you guys later.

no


sneak!

Safe travels

I will, I will, but she's not done yet. I'll sneak after!

your gf?

C-can I?

Nu uh, I don't have one. I just room with 3 girls and a guy. The other guy and one of the girls are dating, and the other two have someone else.

I'm the only one single!

are you a pretty lady? :O

honestly the best feelings are:
-being hugged from behind
-resting your head on someone's lap while they pet your head
-being the little spoon


hope you feel better

I'm not a pretty lady I'm sorry to disappoint you, I'm a awkward guy and always will be.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?

youre sucha dirty liar


refer to this illustration for instructions

:(
what do you do?


no

What do I do about what?

do you do cute pretty things?

Uhh, I guess? I don't know really. I just do me and see where it goes.

show me moar about urself and stuff u got.

i guess you arent a boat person

Uhh, well I'm in university at the moment, almost done my second year. Once I've done this year I'll be taking the year out and focus on traveling maybe? Or I could just NEET it up, redo my whole bedroom spend whatever money I have on anime figures and just relax and waste the whole year away.

no thanks

I'm playing one already :x

i am


build a kewl computer and travel to the city of anime figures and get the best one u leik

What's that?
:3

Wednesday is like the day all the new episodes of anime come out.

God bless

I was going to build a cool computer, redo my whole room so I'll never have to leave it ever again, as for the city of anime figures, I'll get all the Jojo's SAS ones, and branch out to other things afterwards.

Then I'm not sure what else I'll do after that!

room not as important as OP computer parts.
simple room means simple life.
buy a pretty girl anime figure!

whats your favorite bote

a cruise ship.

But both must equal super comfy or else I'll be unhappy.

So I'll make my computer OP, and room super comfy then I'll never have to leave, also I'll buy a few of those, got any in mind?

Kanna

simplifiey your enviroment.
it will maek u happier
:)
just get a space foam matress thingy and put some nice soft sheets over it and good fabrics
and maybe even get a slight thinner but better quality fabric bed sheets to sleep under.

anythign else is not important, except good solid nice looking desk and... uh maybe a not half bad looking shelving/storage uh....drawars.

umm... which animays u like? and who's your fav animes with main ladys that u adore for years.

o v e r w a t c h

HEALSLUT

Kanna it is!


But it will be simplified, trust me! I'll make it simple and it'll make feel good. Simple and Comfy that's what I like.

But what about my glass cabinets for my figures? I need those! Those are very important for my room, I need to keeps them for all my figures, plus I'm getting a long desk built on my back wall for my computer and other things.

Well itk has already suggested getting Kanna, so I'll get Kanna. Plus I'll get umm Meiko from Prison school.

not me~

Godverdomme wat een kankerzooi is OpenCL

not really, that's overboard and slightly tacky and done tons already, put your figures somewhere else, somewhere... unique.

*googles that and sigh heavily* oh....your one of those lewd people. u_u
guess aeshitics are lost on you. kanna just seems like a too new short term fad until the next thing comes along...

LIES

Woah, not even, who said I was going to get the Meiko anyway? This is how comfy and aesthetic my desktop is.

How would you do it Luka? Show me, or tell me!

...

I have proof!

Ew, no, that would be absolutely disgusting. Also I want to get his keyboard.

glass cases arne't tacky
what

I do this but I hate it

do it stylish.
and not bad...

Yes very nice.

I have a rainbow 60% keyboard :D

Dat dps

...

welp

GODVERDOMME HOERENZOOI

I'll try to do it stylish, but I want input too!


I want to get one in the picture above, but I wouldn't know where to start.

step up senpai

KRIJG DE TYFUS OPENCL

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GH60 or something probably

eh


*pat*
hows emi?

O MIJN GOD STERF EEN PIJNLIJKE DOOD JIJ KLOTEPROGRAMMA

FUCKING MAD

?

rood

r u ok?

mental effort

Fucking OpenCL

?

Hmm, I'll do some googling on that keyboard, I'm not good with these things.

It doesn't fucking work

buy modern looking things
but not too clear. let it have borders and matte tones and texture and solid tones

place things in good spots

and try not to leave too much "white space"
have details to your

and make it feel like a setting and and and

get classy stuff.

*mashes meta key*


actually 163 if you count competitive hours


dps and tank are fun ^^

I like ana and lucio a bit but healing is generally pretty straightforward

I've seen healer mains drop from GM to diamond, there's only so much you can do as healer

*pet*
software never works


*pet*

Well, my room is going to be black and white, so I'm going to try and fit that theme.

I already have bedding which matches the theme, it's everything else that needs to fall into place now.


Hello there Nezi, how are you doing today?

OH MY GOD IT JUST FUCKING THROWS FUCKING EXCEPTIONS AND THEY ARE RANDOM AND I FUCKING HATE OPENCL

consider prolog

God damn this shit is lit

make it comfortable
and the edges not toooo sharp or you might cut urself on the edgyness of playing tooo edgy with ur designs

so keep it comfy too.

Wait, black and white is edgy, it's just colours I like. Considering I'm colourblind and what not. I'm kind of limited to what I see!

Plus most of the things I go for a well rounded things, no edge here.

Isn't, god damn I messed up hard there.

-licks your tummy-


I'm well. Got my car back from the dealer finally ^^

gotta leave for class in a bit

it is fucking HOT today wow

how are you?

I'm ill, got a cold and a raging headache, but I'm dealing with it. Spent most of the day relaxing in my chair feeling snug as a bug in a rug.

Also I hope you enjoy the rest of your day.

awww :(

sorry to hear, I hope you get better soon

take it easy, lots of sleep and water

yup it is ^_^
woah ur colorblind? lol ur room must look like a weird funky color mess haha
:P
*hugs*

get only good looking stuff i guess.

I've been as cozy as possible today, a lot of water has been consumed and food has been ate. I'll be fine in a few days, hopefully anyway.

whats good, nezzles?

Yeah, I'm colourblind, and my room back home according to my mum, who does most of the design work for my room is a mess of blues, reds, whites, blacks, grey, cream.

A whole assorted mess of colours! So I just stick with what I can see well enough and looks good.

u should buy those sunglasses that allow u to see color again!

Enchromas, I was planning too, but they're so expensive...

its wurth it

It probably is in the long run, and I might invest in a pair when I finally get the money for it.

you will see color
♥

color is important

the only important color is red

I know it is. A lot of things are important like hearing as well, but that doesn't stop my left ear from not being a dud. Well somewhat of a dud, I can hear stuff but it's very muffled.

...

yo animes people is seiren worth watching??

This shit is so cool

Oh, nvm.

Still tho why didn't it tell me I fed it bullshit.

typical terrorist not even doing a back check

ask the doc to pull the muffle out, they do it for free in canada :)

They can't pull the muffle out, I'm partially deaf in that ear. Hence all the muffle, but I don't mind. ^^

That shit must've been like a homing missile or some shit but it looked cool af

Also, Seiren is aight
It gets kinda meh mid series but still enjoyable to watch I guess

poke a hole so the sound can go thru it then

If only that was the cure, I would have done it by now.

what deed have i done to deserve another megumin bath scene

play loud music in that ear until it becomes more receptive and normal human sensitivity

I don't think it works that way, Luka. That's not how any of that works! It has the opposite effects!

then uh... flex ur ear muscle until its able to hear the slightest pin drop

sorry internets died


thanks good, good luck

I'll get onto that now! Thank you Luka!

get naked and oil up

Thank you, and good luck with the rest of the day, and whatever you do.

lol
:)

It's not woooorking! Maybe I need to try harder.

yeah!

I'll report the results when my food is finished, so in about 25 minutes!

brb

The horned slut finally came out in Maid Dragon

lmao there's only like 3 eps left

My head really really hurts

Don't post, staring at a screen will just make it hurt more

Go drink some water, take some asprin, and lie down

I thought it was a 24-26 episodes

it would be stupid to make a random sol moeblob into a 2 cour

Most seasonal anime is only 12- 13 episodes

They rarely ever get a full 24

I really hope I don't have to be in work tomorrow.

latest drago medio so heartwarming ;~;

i wanted kanna to just dust everyone and cause a scene.

same but there were mad people so she had to take it ez

I wish they showed the end where all 3 dragos went ham on the plains :(

Man sandy hook memes
love it

did they even show lucoa's dragon form yet?

nope
I was hoping this would be the ep for it

Sometimes they get lazy with the animation reee

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Watching Jojo as we speak.

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nice

They came out better this time

lol even ur cum is mexican colored

I don't get the joke
Aren't deviled eggs supposed to be American or some shit? Either way shit's pretty good

does anyone know any french/frenchmen that can translate this for me youtube.com/watch?v=Iv4kV5loZZI

Dragon maids ain't my thing.

i prefer softboiled eggs, with sliced toast

...

I wouldnt wish this discomfort on anyone.

you'd have made a great muppet.

Honestly imo

Soft Boiled/Poached > Over Easy > Deviled > Omelette > Hard Boiled > Scrambled (The fuwa fuwa kind)

Nigga, what?

Omelettes are an excuse to eat not-breakfast food at breakfast time.
How could literally any egg be better than that?

Rin fkn plsssssssssssssss

over hard is the best way to go

I like my yolk runny af

How else are you going to dip your toast into the yolk and fully enjoy it?

hard boiled is pretty shit tbh


spanish omelettes are pretty cash money tbh

one time i got up at like 3am because neet life and had nothing in for breakfast, so i got a spanish omelette from the takeaway and it was cash

Omelettes are absolutely the best thing

Cheese, Ham, and an assload of herbs for best omelette


is it actually possible to have worse taste than this?

I got a lot of time on my hands, guess I can watch a few shows.

Yeah I ain't too fond of them either unless they're deviled or in ramen

I cant stand when people put milk into their scrambled eggs
It triggers me so much

once in a blue moon ill have them medium
I dont like the mess


Yeah I could be named after an cephalopod

I PUT MILK IN MY OMELETTES TOO
IT MAKES THEM SUPER RICH AND FLUFFY

Runny yoke in both fried AND boiled

Grim.
We're talking about Eggs.

I also add butter, olive oil and a splash of tabasco

Fuck, I forgot to buy more milk, eggs and sweet stuff.

I'm fucked mates.

Literally ruining perfectly good eggs though

I will fucking stab you holy shit

I use either olive oil or butter.

cholula is best

If there is one food related thing I'd be willing to kill someone over it's milk in scrambled eggs / omelettes
It does nothing but fucking ruin it

a little bit of milk, little butter, little olive oil, a little tabasco... wizzed by a hand blender

never had that

I add it in right before cooking :3

BOI
YOU ARE MISSING OUT
GET THE CHOLULA CHIPOTLE, LIME, OR GARLIC

I love the mess
I love getting it all over my food and devouring it lmao


BOI

See

I like my shit heavy af, none of that fluffy pillow shit

...

If there was one food related thing I would kill over its

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA

Pineapple and pepperoni, nigga.

PINEAPPLE SHOULD NEVER BE ON PIZZA.

god bless /wsg/

Poached eggs are objectively the best way to prepare eggs.

i like cheese in my scrambled egg, a nice bit of strong cheddar, all cooked in butter for that perfect taste.

It is a sweet touch thing.

ok but we can all agree
goat cheese on eggs is godly

how can something sour be sweeet

Grapes are used to make vinegar and wine, right?

Anything "sour" in taste just means it's acidic. It can be acidic and sweet, like citrus.

...

Grapes have acid in them before even being processed. Malic, citric and some other one I'm forgetting.

what does vinegar taste like

Tartaric, apparently.

goat cheese is awful

Sour and bitter, right? With a little sweetness?

Mah nigga


I made a whole haul yesterday on some lulz gifs


Cheddar or swiss is great stuff to top eggs with


Goat cheese, eggs, butter, and Naan
10/10

Nigger have you never ate a pickle or anything pickled before?
Stupid Hawaiiasian

Swiss is great on sandwiches but is awful to ever cook or top with since it's such a hard cheese. Even to make sauces with things like gruyere you mostly just have to add milk to even make it remotely less than viscous.

what does a pickle taste like

gotta be that strong, nutty cheddar for me

blyatttttt

nice combo

I slam a fucking slice of swiss on my eggs and the heat usually half melts it

I just like the taste of it man


Like a sour/sweetish vinegar


Do you like Gouda?

I feel like a Mexican eating Lays limon chips covered in Cholula.

Being me is tiring sometimes.

I have that one saved LOL

nope

what does vinegar taste like

Vinegar.

Fuck that sounds pretty good right about now
Just the limon lays though
I've been craving sour shit since yesterdays convo about sour shit lol


Like a pickle

Or chiles/cebolla/zanahorrias en vinagre


Wow no fun allowed

snuggle time

The slow motion in that webm fucking kills me

I think everything is gonna work after all, gents.

*snuggles ur ass*


no shit cheese allowed

*huggles*

-rubs your crotch-


^-^

ALL CHEESES ARE NICE QT

DON'T BE SO PICKY

Soto stop being so Mexican

Cuuuuuuuuuute~

That is basically my sister when she loses at things. lol


Hey Nez.

You wanna fkn go m8?

sorry gotta leave for dinner :>

be back in a bit

*rubs your balls*


no, most cheese is shit, but cheddar is god tier

Except cheese with maggots in it.
That's disgusting.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu

Yeah m8 cash me outside

Enjoy yourself.


It is a beautiful story.

How old is your imouto

I think I'm blessed to never really have a spoiled sister like that who cries over everything.
Though they started judging me at a very young age and would scold me so that was kind of annoying in it's own way lol


Who the fuck eats this garbage?
Why?


What's your second favorite cheese?


You missed my insult yesterday

You said it was late and went to bed and I lol'd and said it's not like you have school or work or anything :^)

parmesan

Italians because they're already garbage tier people in a broke ass country so why not eat literal garbage?

Wrong direction of age, which is why it is so much funnier to me.
And it is more that she is just a dork, I do not think she really gives a shit about losing.

...

Oh no, they leaked my music video with an unsuccessful DJ


Oh shit, good one :^)

zehgess dump homoerotic wallpapers pl0x

yeah, same

Go to bed, TP.

How dare they, those horrible e thugs. At least it will not hurt your millions of instagram followers.

what are these things

White cheddar > all other cheddars


Hey man at least they invented Alfredo sauce
Even fuck ups can make some good things sometimes lmao


Jesus, how old is she then? lol


Dude, isn't the NEET life great? Like, it's a love hate kinda thing I guess.
I need to watch the newest Chaos;Child and Akibastrip

Konosuba was pretty funny, Dragonmaid was comfy, and Ai Mai Mii was meh

Waiting on takeaway, what should I do?

What have you done then? :^)

wanna fug?


I did ^^

Um... 26 going on 27, pretty sure. I could just look on facebook but that is cheating.

colour doesnt matter, only taste does


yes
pls sit on my benis

That is good. How are you doing cutie?

can I fug too?

emma should peg scanner tbh

I wanna swallow your cum

from your uncut cock


I am really tired and hopefully sleep in a couple hours will be nice

Chiles = Chilis
Cebolla = Onion
Zannahoria = Carrots

en = in

Vinagre = Vinegar

I was gonna say "Escabechado" or "Curtido" but that's too hard 4 u


I downloaded a bunch of webms today
Pretty good shit, right? :^)


Oh so shes like mine
Though mine is 29
I remember just cause she's 5 years older than me and Im pretty good with basic math lmao


Mild/Sharp/White all taste different

Get your shit together.

Emma's a horrible dom

Who is emma? .///.

I'm a better dom, tbf

youre more than welcome to, if you can get here :3


white is not a meaningful term in this context


fish

and by fish, i mean wish

Swedish fish is Wish?
I'm confused.

D'awwww


Just like the people amirite?

White = Anatto

I am alright.

no, i just used to call wish fish, before swedish fish came along, and it annoys me now


soto pls

DELET THIS


I thought everyone knew I was 24?
What am I supposed to be old now or something?


:3

Does she actually have millions...?


I've been playing too much Zelda so I haven't watched anything yet ;;

i like onion

Oh, does wish go by another name now?
I want my ass unpegged.

swedish wish

it goes electric wavy when I turn it on

Older, yes. I thought you were closer to your sister's age.


Seven and a half million. Strangely.

maybe :3~


I have my car again so that's nice

Jeez, someones really into the game
Though I wouldn't blame you shit looks like fun.
How far are you into it?


Sauteed Onions are life, also grilled too, oh and Caramelized too


Oh so you thought I was an old man? Nigga I'm still young

The drugs back in 2015 just sped up the aging process :^^^^^)

i like it raw when it makes my throat sore

early thread

ara ara

Hes finally home.