Ich bin ein Berliner

Nolan Brown
Nolan Brown

Ich bin ein Berliner.

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Justin Baker
Justin Baker

CHU CHU YEAH!

The ED is way better tho

Sebastian Johnson
Sebastian Johnson

Who the fuck listens to anime music?

Elijah King
Elijah King

N-Not me

Aaron King
Aaron King

Who the fuck does meth?

Jose Cruz
Jose Cruz

There's some good music from Japan, but most of the anime songs are shit.

Ethan Rodriguez
Ethan Rodriguez

One Punch Man's OP is probably the only "good" one but I've listened to a few outside their shows.

Gabriel Price
Gabriel Price

I'm not very imaginative

fight me OP for life

Jackson Hill
Jackson Hill

RHCP is my favorite Japanese band tbh

Mason Long
Mason Long

Why does all anime OPs/EDs sound like they contain the same eight words as every other anime OP/ED?

Eli Brown
Eli Brown

is time for bedtime. goodnight all.

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

YOU WEREN'T EVEN POSTING, FAT ASS.

Josiah Watson
Josiah Watson

I was in downtown Beijing for yesterday and the day before

I went to the Temple of Heaven and then walked around and saw some other random stuff and then got really drunk and did other things at night

I think I'll go again next week; I didn't really know what I was doing this first time

Jaxon Smith
Jaxon Smith

I like the CHU CHU YEAHs

But the PA RA PA RA PA RI PA RA PA make it 10/10

Dylan Sullivan
Dylan Sullivan

Was a good show too.

Grayson Perez
Grayson Perez

Night.

Sounds fun.

Colton Miller
Colton Miller

Are you rping as a person who lives in China, Erio?

Julian Ramirez
Julian Ramirez

Mob Psycho 100 was decent, too.

Aiden Torres
Aiden Torres

Hard to find a good show to watch anymore.
Almost all anime I see is kind of shit.

Luke Collins
Luke Collins

I need to learn the subway system so I don't have to haggle with taxi drivers; it's a lot cheaper than their reasonable prices, even

I got a map from the hostel I went to at night, so that should help for next time

How've u been gurl

Ayden Cruz
Ayden Cruz

No hablo Espanol

Oliver White
Oliver White

That kind of applies to almost anything, though.
Be it movies or even specific game genres: the majority is kind of shit and more about finding what's decent.

Landon Clark
Landon Clark

True enough.

Ian Rogers
Ian Rogers

similar topics

futari is common, "together"
ureshii is too, "happy"

list goes on and on

Carson Price
Carson Price

the whole brisqueness of the OP is naisu

Ryan Watson
Ryan Watson

I have been okay at least, how about you?

Brandon Bailey
Brandon Bailey

Fine; pretty busy

Getting better at teaching English

Should I teach in Thailand or Japan next? It's a hard choice

Ian Perez
Ian Perez

Depends, do you want to be around cute girls or cute girlboys?

Luke Howard
Luke Howard

Saudi Arabia is the best for money and it's not full of terrorists, unlike France

David Robinson
David Robinson

Aren't there dickgirls in Japan too? If not, why does anime lie?

Owen Clark
Owen Clark

Same

Zachary Morales
Zachary Morales

My Japanese servers never come out as Japan

testing

Jack Cox
Jack Cox

Wikileaks - the CIA wants to take control of your car

Adrian Peterson
Adrian Peterson

when Mexico seems kind of interesting but you'll probably never want to go there for long because of a strange hatred for Mexicans that started when you saw a Mexican at a protest on TV demanding citizenship several years ago

Jeremiah Clark
Jeremiah Clark

And the Mexican server comes out as an American flag

There's a meme in that somewhere

Cooper Mitchell
Cooper Mitchell

I've seen enough movies to know that I don't want to go there.

Oliver Morris
Oliver Morris

I wish Germany still had a cool flag like it did in the 30's and early 40's

I think I'd like the Day of the Dead celebrations

Austin Watson
Austin Watson

The girls in Japan just wish they were dickgirls. That or like schoolgirls.

Jason Murphy
Jason Murphy

The schoolgirls part makes sense, but do they really wish they had penises?

Dylan Watson
Dylan Watson

Wow, full of racists right now.

Isaac Wright
Isaac Wright

I'd only like it in the Bond Movie that had the trash ending.

Jaxson Ross
Jaxson Ross

I wish I was a Japanese dickgirl

Ethan Lopez
Ethan Lopez

Well, you speak Japanese.

Josiah Jackson
Josiah Jackson

Emma isnt a dickgirl

Nolan Thomas
Nolan Thomas

Dick girls are stupid as shit.

Charles Nguyen
Charles Nguyen

tbh I don't wish my dick was japanese
I'm fine with it being more than 3 inches

William Cruz
William Cruz

Kyle is stupid as shit

Easton James
Easton James

but canadian dickgrils are ok too.

Aiden Clark
Aiden Clark

Das racis

Hudson Harris
Hudson Harris

Why are all australians and americans racist?

Isaiah Martinez
Isaiah Martinez

(((Fluorides kindly)))

Grayson Peterson
Grayson Peterson

I think there are too many better places to go for me to want to go to Mexico

I feel like I should reply

Here is a cat face

:3

It's like you like being bullied for being into sexy dogs

Ryan Nelson
Ryan Nelson

How dare you.

Daniel Cook
Daniel Cook

I'm a dick girl, and I want my frogs to be gay.

Oliver Bennett
Oliver Bennett

Darwin, did you see the shota e-sports news?

ok

:3

Joshua Jackson
Joshua Jackson

NO WHAT WAS IT?

Samuel Lewis
Samuel Lewis

Every that's a first world country is better than Mehico.

Jaxson Mitchell
Jaxson Mitchell

Doublelift to TL to make the dankest 4th place timeline occur

Wyatt Sanchez
Wyatt Sanchez

Was Soto banned? or was his pedo streak allowed to continue?

Austin Sanchez
Austin Sanchez

What do you guys think of the recent unjust banning of soto?

Luis Martin
Luis Martin

Yes.

Jack Price
Jack Price

What the fuck?

Jordan Martinez
Jordan Martinez

Fuckin' TL Doublelift and Midlet...

What is my life?

Colton Barnes
Colton Barnes

He better have ended up permabanned

Connor Foster
Connor Foster

FUCKING TRAITOR

Ethan Gray
Ethan Gray

It's only for the spring split :^)

Joseph Hall
Joseph Hall

Test is basically going full McCarthy but for pedos now

Liam Rogers
Liam Rogers

Good, pedos should be thrown from the Tarpeian

Jayden Bell
Jayden Bell

OH

Then I guess no one cares. Summer is the only one that matters.

Jose Bell
Jose Bell

^-^

A country doesn't have to be "first world" to be nice, imo, but Mexico just seems like a piece of TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUILD WALL

What is ur source

I have to go figure out how to use a Chinese ATM; I'll read whatever dickgirl scientific study u link later

Liam Morgan
Liam Morgan

Well either Doublelift goes back to TSM and TL gets WildTurtle or TSM keeps Turtle and TL keeps Doublelift.

TSM says they'll do a 6-man roster but I can't see that happening.

Jacob Sullivan
Jacob Sullivan

Walls only make you feel alone inside.

Christian Green
Christian Green

I have to go figure out how to use a Chinese ATM
in my experience they have english options, but that WAS a hsbc one in HK

Grayson Morris
Grayson Morris

Wow, erio, what is it like being a minority, stolen much?

Nolan Garcia
Nolan Garcia

Remove Wildturtle.

Charles Murphy
Charles Murphy

To Canadian for you?

Fucking racist.

Jack Gray
Jack Gray

o

Cooper Price
Cooper Price

lmao

Blake Johnson
Blake Johnson

They need the better chinaman.

Jayden Wood
Jayden Wood

My source is the booming asian population here. Yeah.
They share their secrets. They have turned on their old masters. They serve the boring country of Canada now.

Logan Reyes
Logan Reyes

Faker adc

Lucas Robinson
Lucas Robinson

No. He has to play the reworked Galio.

Gavin Hall
Gavin Hall

Another one.

Nathaniel Hernandez
Nathaniel Hernandez

Another what

Jace Hill
Jace Hill

Person who does not like me.

Grayson Bennett
Grayson Bennett

G-good evening, thread~

Cameron Edwards
Cameron Edwards

Isn't that everyone as this point?

Aiden Wright
Aiden Wright

Two or three exceptions depending on the day.

Alexander Jones
Alexander Jones

piss off mgd

Kevin Jenkins
Kevin Jenkins

my head hurts

Blake Foster
Blake Foster

Yeah, no one likes you darwin

Ian White
Ian White

Two or three exceptions?

Angel Anderson
Angel Anderson

ANOTHER

Henry Bennett
Henry Bennett

Speaking of.

Ryder Cruz
Ryder Cruz

I was invited out. Goodnight.

Tyler Anderson
Tyler Anderson

Oh, I know the three now, which is the bipolar one?

Landon Bennett
Landon Bennett

I l-like the new posters' tastes, keep up the g-good work :3

Colton Jenkins
Colton Jenkins

The other two.

Isaac Baker
Isaac Baker

Oh tru

Jackson Stewart
Jackson Stewart

drink water!

Tyler Clark
Tyler Clark

Wow, Ben Varson, What a guy

Zachary Perez
Zachary Perez

Carson

Tyler Hall
Tyler Hall

You still owe me a Mario 64 speedrun.

Christian Howard
Christian Howard

yes ok ogng bed again

Jaxson Gray
Jaxson Gray

NO

Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

I couldn't speedrun my way out of a paperbag.

Josiah Jones
Josiah Jones

Hi MGD

Aiden Cox
Aiden Cox

reported for sci

Xavier Watson
Xavier Watson

Woke up feeling ill, and had a small nosebleed, off to a great start today.

Jaxon Ward
Jaxon Ward

People actually get nosebleeds?
I haven't seen one outside of anime or being hit in the face like ever

Brandon Russell
Brandon Russell

Soto

Noah Green
Noah Green

Puncayshun swears a lot more than I remember.

Jordan Baker
Jordan Baker

Yeah, people get nosebleeds Squiddy, anyway how are you doing today?

Bentley Carter
Bentley Carter

calling me Sci

Nathaniel Hill
Nathaniel Hill

Hai Soto desu

Jose Bell
Jose Bell

Weeeeeeeird

I'm okay
Just woke up, which is kind of annoying as I've been trying to have a normal sleep schedule recently and I woke at 6pm.

Aiden Flores
Aiden Flores

Yeah, I remember the only time I heard him swear was when he bopped Sig and he was like "I fucking did it".

Now it's so frequent ;;

Caught up on Yuzumori-san yet?

Isaiah Jones
Isaiah Jones

It's not weird at all.

Also good evening..? Got any plans for the rest of the day with this messed up sleep schedule?

Daniel Reyes
Daniel Reyes

nice

Charles Flores
Charles Flores

S-Senpai answered my question.

Nolan Fisher
Nolan Fisher

okay

Brandon Perry
Brandon Perry

There's more to life than shoujo loli pedophiles ya know

Barely on like Ch 5, I've barely made any progress lol
Though that does sound nice rn, I was watching some Breath of the Wild walkthrough and its pretty suteki da ne

Not tears, only memes now

Jaxson Evans
Jaxson Evans

Definitely weird.

If someone comes home not drunk I'll asked them about some stuff to do to learn a thing, but they probably won't so probably just vidya and late night walk. You?

Christian Ward
Christian Ward

Uhh waiting for my breakfast to be done, drinking coffee and relaxing trying to get over this small illness.

Sounds like you'll have a comfy evening.

Connor Cruz
Connor Cruz

Just not the ones about sending nudes

Get your priorities straight man.

Do you have a Switch?
I just beat the fire lizard one before getting in bed :3

Jason Jenkins
Jason Jenkins

international womens day
someone says coco chanel is their inspiration
a nazi, anti semite, greedy slut

Parker Cooper
Parker Cooper

I am unsure if I want those from someone who keeps so many weapons in his room.

Michael Martinez
Michael Martinez

reee

Eli Hughes
Eli Hughes

I had to close it.

Jace King
Jace King

But he's Caucasian because he's Asian and he really wants a cock in his ass.

Chase Perez
Chase Perez

breath of the wild is GOTY

Justin Hughes
Justin Hughes

Nothing planned for later, then?

Maaaaybe
Maybe not
who knows

Daniel Barnes
Daniel Barnes

lol dont be stupid

Eli Nguyen
Eli Nguyen

You're not my dad.

Grayson Ward
Grayson Ward

It used to be such a civilized stream too.

Christopher Stewart
Christopher Stewart

thank fuck

Matthew Rivera
Matthew Rivera

I just got home.

Zachary Evans
Zachary Evans

Uh, I don't what I have planned for later, maybe some video games, maybe some CS:GO if my friends don't get salty af.

I'm just going to relax and take it slow.

Jace Hughes
Jace Hughes

Better than Cheese's

Joshua Reyes
Joshua Reyes

Is he the other guy who was talking?

Michael Davis
Michael Davis

I've been busy okay!
I downloaded a bunch of new weeb music and put it on my phone and was being autistic with my OCD and organizing everything.

Nah, my youngest imouto has a WiiU though, I was thinking of getting it for that and like stealing it from her :3
If anything my friend has it for the Switch and said I could borrow it when he's done if I buy him some beer.

It looks really nice, Inventory management is a bitch though.
Reminds me of Far Cry 4 since I've been playing that a lot lately

Asher Foster
Asher Foster

You can expand the inventory if you find enough koroks. They are literally everywhere, there are 900 in the game.

Carter King
Carter King

already hype for bwakafeast if I wake up tomorrow

Hunter Watson
Hunter Watson

SO NEE NEE TOMARANAI

Ethan Clark
Ethan Clark

Good job
You did it
Who gets salty at CS:GO of all things
that's dumb

you will never play vidogams with empty
Why live?

William Mitchell
William Mitchell

Thanks for the update baby
Remind to give you the dick later as a reward

Ryder Peterson
Ryder Peterson

My friends do, because they like to go super try hard, and here's me, unranked just trying to have fun.

Also you can play vidya with me, if you'd like.

Ryan Young
Ryan Young

It literally says in the bottom left he's talking to Kryptic.
Cheese is the WR holder shota from Trinidad.

twitter.com/cheese051/status/794016498826313729

That's weeb af.
I just steal my music from osu :^)

Eh, my only problem with it has been remembering to keep a torch.

Michael Bailey
Michael Bailey

I've played it so much I know pretty much everything about it at this point. It's so much fun.

David Gonzalez
David Gonzalez

I TOLD YOU I CLOSED THE STREAM BECAUSE HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HIS WEEABOO ARSENAL AND RUINING MY IMAGE OF HIM

Oh, I see.

Gabriel Young
Gabriel Young

Just have breakfast now..

Aiden Parker
Aiden Parker

To be fair I like going tryhard in competitive in CS, at least, but I still think getting mad is silly, for various reasons.

Probably can't, what with you being all british!

Connor Reed
Connor Reed

when you accidentally press the screencap button and your browser shits itself

Jayden Wilson
Jayden Wilson

But it has been there the whole time.

Cameron Rodriguez
Cameron Rodriguez

What cs rank are you :3

Tyler Kelly
Tyler Kelly

Give me a break. I am nearly blind out of one eye.

Evan Powell
Evan Powell

Same

Gabriel Torres
Gabriel Torres

Aren't you always alone inside? You don't need walls for that luxury

First ATM did some weird shit about scanning my phone and ultimately didn't give me any money, but the second ATM worked as an ATM is expected to

Both had options for English

Being white here isn't like being a colored person in America

If white privilege exists anywhere, it exists in China

WHY would they want to be dickgirls? I think most Japanese men are more into normal girls, aren't they?

Nathan Powell
Nathan Powell

lol white nigger

Mason Brown
Mason Brown

Me being British stops you playing video games with me?

I just like having fun, if I lose I lose, just go onto the next game and I hope I win.

Logan Harris
Logan Harris

boi dont even start.
I just torrent all my shit and make sure its FLAC cause I'm cool like that :^)

It looks really nice though so def willing to drop money for it.
Did you actually get the switch?
Have you gotten the opposite joy con strap stuck yet?

Julian Johnson
Julian Johnson

Are you supposed to hold cigarette smoke in your lungs at all like weed smoke

My salary is much higher than the average Chinese person's salary

The Chinese view me as a GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nolan Bennett
Nolan Bennett

I'm basically deaf so I don't care about audio quality :^)

Yeah, I did.
Why the heck would I use the straps though? I've literally only ever had it in the dock or in handheld mode.

Evan Anderson
Evan Anderson

wish is deaf and blind

my kinda girl

Caleb Bennett
Caleb Bennett

I haven't played in a couple of years and when I did I didn't really play for too long but I think I was only MG1 or some shit. To be fair I was still consistently rising but whatever.

I just can't stick to shit.
Well it stops a lot of games!
Or me being australian does, more to the point.

yee, that's the right mindset

Lucas Wood
Lucas Wood

Fff when did it become almost 5am?

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Logan Taylor
Logan Taylor

knee

Oliver Russell
Oliver Russell

I remember a long time ago, like a year ago, someone suggested Test should be admin, and he was like "I'd unban everyone like an idiot."

That said, is anyone besides Sci banned? He actually posted CP. Not that I care if he's banned or unbanned either way

Andrew Morgan
Andrew Morgan

<2

Gavin Gray
Gavin Gray

I will admit my middle school/highschool playlists carried down by generations of cheap mp3 players are low quality files but that's just their charm.
How much weeb shit do you have on your phone anyways?

I saw a video of everyone getting that shit stuck lmao
How is it anyways? Have you had any sort of problems with the console itself?

Nathaniel Thompson
Nathaniel Thompson

Oh, well yeah I can understand that, oh well we can just talk and try to find vidya to play which doesn't lag like crazy?

Heyo Spoilers, what are you doing up so late?

Ian Davis
Ian Davis

its not like you have school or work or anything lmao

Ryder Wilson
Ryder Wilson

I got SMFC a couple days ago~

Sebastian Johnson
Sebastian Johnson

Being dumb, probably going to bed right soon though.
Doing well Empty?

Justin Morales
Justin Morales

I'm doing well-ish, just feeling under the weather with a cold. Also you should rest, can't skip on sleep.

Evan Sanchez
Evan Sanchez

Fiiine but only because you said so. Feel better Empty!
Niiight.

Jace Price
Jace Price

Goodnight and I will. Take care, Spoilers.

Jackson White
Jackson White

Good night

Jordan Butler
Jordan Butler

maaaybe
The "what to play" dilemma is eternal and problematic with Americans or either other Aussies though
noice
subtle a gud

Anthony Moore
Anthony Moore

Yeah that is an issue, it's always an issue! Gah.

Luis Wilson
Luis Wilson

The greatest of challenges

rip in pips

Josiah Peterson
Josiah Peterson

Ripperoni in pepperoni.

Also shouldn't you be fixing your sleep schedule too?

Brayden Torres
Brayden Torres

Probably, but I can't exactly do that today, can I?

Parker Cox
Parker Cox

Squiddy is a lost cause.

Wyatt Watson
Wyatt Watson

Scoot was never a cause to begin with.

Eli King
Eli King

Well I guess not, you'll forever be on the wrong path Squiddy.

Landon Long
Landon Long

I hated the term "sleep schedule" when I wasn't trying to have a "schedule" and just slept when I was tired

What sleep schedule are you on?
I DON'T HAVE ONE, DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andrew Ward
Andrew Ward

I lost my shit at this one

Blake Young
Blake Young

And this one is supposed to be a Canadian server

I guess it's best that I don't have the leaf flag

Christopher Howard
Christopher Howard

Wow *rude*!

I've been pushing it back around, my point was more I can't go to sleep now.
yeah this tbh

Benjamin Allen
Benjamin Allen

Rolling for Italy

Charles Miller
Charles Miller

bump

Anthony Mitchell
Anthony Mitchell

Erio what time is it over there in Florida?

Isaiah Gomez
Isaiah Gomez

It sucks that there are no Mexicans in China; I've been doing my own laundry. Come here and do it and I'll give you two whole pesos

Actually I could just hire a Chinese maid I guess but I haven't bothered

Ethan Williams
Ethan Williams

Also u didn't answer my question

See

Hudson Flores
Hudson Flores

Sleep's for pussies

Carter Hughes
Carter Hughes

tfw u finally respond to all of your family members' emails and are ready to ignore all replies for another week

Henry Stewart
Henry Stewart

not to my knowledge, it's mostly a meme

Lincoln Williams
Lincoln Williams

Honestly I don't understand

Does the Mexican think I lived in Florida before here?

Nolan Davis
Nolan Davis

I think he's upset because he used to view his getting drunk at weeb cons as the most interesting thing anyone here does IRL

Jacob Sanders
Jacob Sanders

yay anime!

:)

Luis Wood
Luis Wood

this

then everyone upped their game

Parker Howard
Parker Howard

REPEAL THE EIGHTH

Carter Cook
Carter Cook

I just remembered

You smoke cigarettes, right? Or at least you used to

Does holding the smoke in your lungs give you more of a nicotine high like with weed smoke or what

Eli Myers
Eli Myers

tfw this my life

Camden Turner
Camden Turner

What is the eighth?

Christopher Powell
Christopher Powell

An amendment that says no cruel and unusual punishment

The US government can't tell me how to do lewd things, though

Alexander Adams
Alexander Adams

I don't think it does. I never really looked into it.
Saving hella bank from that. won't be long til we are Australia levels of prices for a pack.
NGL some days I miss it.

Jaxon Walker
Jaxon Walker

Dude, my life is a crule and unusual punishment.
Can I come to America and repeal my life?

Parker Nguyen
Parker Nguyen

I don't think I can ever handle my ipod now, I just downloaded Pink Guy's Help and I don't wanna listen to something that wants me to kill myself at work.

Michael Thompson
Michael Thompson

Frank's latest album pretty legit,.

Jaxson Lopez
Jaxson Lopez

2legit.
Joji 2.0 when?

Adrian Davis
Adrian Davis

A pack is $2.90 here

Planning on going to India for a month after my year-long contract is up and then I'll force myself to quit

I'd never be able to quit cigarettes and be proud of it if I hadn't started in the first place

I hear they're best when you come back to them after quitting for a long time, though, so maybe I should have two cigarette phases in my life

Technically it just means the government can't inflict it :3

You can repeal your wage enslavers and get a jerb you like more

Anthony Hall
Anthony Hall

Imagine, Pink Season will one day be played as U.K's Top 10.

Or at least, if I pray hard enough, or get my own radio station.

Jordan Thompson
Jordan Thompson

I WANT A BETTER JOB

Nathan Gray
Nathan Gray

So get one

Want to travel?

Jacob Martinez
Jacob Martinez

its about £6.50 cheapest 20 pack here. Shit is extortion. But then again, when you live in a antion with a National Health Service. Cannot be helped

if memes can make a president

Cooper Scott
Cooper Scott

Anywhere out of this shitholem yes.

Memes will make a god.

Tyler Ross
Tyler Ross

...Finally... Instrumentality will occur... Good...

Ryder Rivera
Ryder Rivera

Oh god, my whole town's population is made of goblins.

I gotta leave St. Helens.

Nicholas Martinez
Nicholas Martinez

Goblins, who play ruggers.

Nathaniel Phillips
Nathaniel Phillips

There are 4 weed dealers that live on the same street across mine.

That's insane.

Benjamin Thompson
Benjamin Thompson

Well, things in general are cheap here, so I wonder how much the health people actually add to the price in the UK. Then again, the Chinese government seems to discourage smoking as well, even though most Chinese men smoke, so maybe cigarettes would be even cheaper if not for that

You could become an ESL teacher and go to other countries, then

Jace Garcia
Jace Garcia

You misspelled "convenient"

Joshua Carter
Joshua Carter

YES.
They play rugby!
And have a glass museum.
This gets more Lovecraftian the more I explain how fetid this town is.

Carter Edwards
Carter Edwards

Oh shit nigga, my degree in media and communication would actually be worth something!

Noah Clark
Noah Clark

It's what I'm doing

Your degree would probably help, but most schools require a TEFL certificate. Takes about a month to get that

Mason Baker
Mason Baker

What is that?
I'm a smart guy, I could beast whatever test you give me.

Camden Long
Camden Long

It stands for "Teaching English as a Foreign Language"

It's also called a TESOL or TESL certificate, which stand for similar things

I just had to go to six classes that were like 8 hours long each, and do some online stuff, but I'm sure different programs do things differently

Jason Sanders
Jason Sanders

There was a reason you were birthed there

James Davis
James Davis

Nigga, I got GCSE and A Levels in English language; it will be a breeze.

Fuck, I could be a English Teacher in America if I wanted!

Jason Taylor
Jason Taylor

tfwywn drunkenly bully steppenigger children

William Phillips
William Phillips

My grand-dad sired the first generation of wooliebacks when he travelled from Somalia; so yeah, already some schitz shit there.

Then my mum got pregnant with one of the 'cool' local alcoholics who turned out to be a violent beast, so yeah, I was birthed for a dark, disgusting reason, Scoots.

And that was to get high, shitpost and play vidya whilst grafting around a gorrillian warehouse and retail jobs.

But it is lonely here, Scoots, for I am not a goblin; and would not dare have any romantic relationships with anyone here.

Benjamin Hall
Benjamin Hall

I think an actual education degree is preferred in America, but I guess I could probably do that too, with my English and Lit degree. I don't think it would be as fun as teaching in Asia, though

Christian Nguyen
Christian Nguyen

Shower time

Josiah Lee
Josiah Lee

Is the pay better in Asia?

Christian Morris
Christian Morris

A goblin halfbreed??? do not do such a thing...

James Sanders
James Sanders

I'd rather be celibate.

Adam Miller
Adam Miller

No, but it's much higher than the local peoples' salaries (at least here in China), so the low cost of living gives me a lot of extra money to save/blow on things. The pay might be similar to America in countries like Japan, but they also have a more normal cost of living. I think I'll teach in Thailand or Japan next

Anyway, shower time

Hudson Powell
Hudson Powell

Brb, going America to get TESL certificate then Asia to become a teacher.

Brayden Butler
Brayden Butler

I get to fuck asians.
YES

Hunter Ortiz
Hunter Ortiz

Everyone in St.Helens is born a goblin.
The whole population is goblins, the long dead ones used to mine for coal and forge glass and go to wars to be used as cannon fodder.

They're still used as cannon fodder now, at the war of the sand niggers. However, at the young age of 18 years, if such a goblin survives a campaign; he becomes a veteran, and is promised great fortune in his old age.

Only the wiliest of goblins work in retail, the strongest have jobs playing professional rugby, boxers or as personal trainers; who have the highest wage... or in jail as those who do not like to play legit, usually as crime underlords.

Maniacs are criminals, plain as simple, the smartest are in teaching jobs or administrative work...

... I could go on how bad this place is, if you want. The bars are horrendous. This is one of them.

Nathan Young
Nathan Young

Lol I'm pretty sure you can get the certificate in the UK

Ryder Diaz
Ryder Diaz

Oh god. Write a novellla!

Colton Gray
Colton Gray

Maybe that is my born purpose.

The comprehensive survival guide for living in St.Helens.

Goblins and Madmen edition.

Then I'll audiobook and edit it so it sounds like my voice mixed with vicious shitposting and glitch stuff.

I can be this generation's H.P. Lovecraft.
He didn't have kids, or fuck, I'm sure he just got high and terrored all the time; like I did.

Jordan Cox
Jordan Cox

Speaking of britfags writing books, I read some Sherlock Holmes and was disappointed that the characters aren't like how they are in the show

Asher Barnes
Asher Barnes

That sounds increasingly likely. I should make a terrible terror song.
What do the cards say?

John Sullivan
John Sullivan

Because they are relatively short stories, the writer wanted to write them out and quit but was forced by public demand... and also we are speaking of 1800s(?) short stories.

Xavier White
Xavier White

Like how Sherlock isn't a drug addled madman?

I got the show for you.

Eli Green
Eli Green

Loved this show, Watson's voice actor IS the madman in the real life.

Lincoln Nguyen
Lincoln Nguyen

Mighty Boosh is great too.

Levi Sanchez
Levi Sanchez

He could have told the public "eat my ASS!!!!!!!!"

I liked Moriarty in the show especially

Is Moriarty in ur weird weed one

Jayden Sanders
Jayden Sanders

Maybe.
Maybe remade as Jack the Ripper Jr.

Ethan Thomas
Ethan Thomas

Try not to take it personally old chap, I also steal~ things from you.

Jace White
Jace White

Wow there sure is a lot of homosexuality in the Sherlock fandom

Christopher Hughes
Christopher Hughes

I blame Loco

Joseph Rogers
Joseph Rogers

tfw cant live the /k/ life

Levi Hughes
Levi Hughes

I love that board.

Andrew Mitchell
Andrew Mitchell

Shit Luka thanks
You probably don't even realize how amazing that stuff you recommended is

Jacob Torres
Jacob Torres

They literally have a god, a cube made of every weapon of mankind. It is called The MURDER CUBE!

/k/ is fucking weird and awesome.

Kevin Ward
Kevin Ward

lemme see

Josiah Gutierrez
Josiah Gutierrez

Murder/k/ube

William Morales
William Morales

atleast you dont mix it with your normie playlist like some fucks i know.

Henry Morgan
Henry Morgan

huh

Wyatt Fisher
Wyatt Fisher

Ave Nex Alea

Hudson Bennett
Hudson Bennett

i like talking swords with /k/ from time to time, its a giggle

Elijah Jenkins
Elijah Jenkins

Saluto nex alea.

It was some artwork and /k/ got really hyped over it around 2010 and some posters even travelled to see it as their holy conquest.

Ryan Perry
Ryan Perry

probably looks a lot smaller irl

Caleb Anderson
Caleb Anderson

Is there a negro board?

Parker Rogers
Parker Rogers

I want pizza. Someone buy me pizza.

Jeremiah Wilson
Jeremiah Wilson

i wish

Evan Morales
Evan Morales

It actually is quite big, since all the guns on it are real deactivated guns.
static2.fjcdn.com/comments/All hail the murder kube _abdc271a2222ec7d34fa1ed9b5bde930.jpg

Gabriel Green
Gabriel Green

Eat from my leftovers, scoundrel.

Christopher Jackson
Christopher Jackson

Bwahahahahahahhaa

Eli Rogers
Eli Rogers

funnyjunk.com/Arab tv is best tv/funny-pictures/6201340/

Angel Jackson
Angel Jackson

good job on watching it
thought it might be up your ally

Hudson Bennett
Hudson Bennett

Fuck off Scoots, you the one who was like 'May I have some oats, brother?'

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly

That shit is literally what I've been saying and doing the past 12 years
Some morons of course said DURR AUTISTIC HURR EDGY but would ya look that
As usual and as always life confirms me.
Thanks for that, really.

Owen Anderson
Owen Anderson

This show about a horrible person thrown into the body of a young child circa WW1 confirms that I am not edgy

Jack.
It's time to take a step back from everything, and re-evaluate your entire existence.

Christian Reed
Christian Reed

Second wind baby.

Charles Peterson
Charles Peterson

GabDrop confirms my life choices.

I mean.
If it's good enough for an angel, who am I to argue, right?

Asher Lopez
Asher Lopez

You're a semen demon though.

Mason Bennett
Mason Bennett

I wish I lived like this individual here.

Dominic Collins
Dominic Collins

detached from reality avatarfaggot fuckstick thinks he knows anything about social criticism

See, this is why pricks at your level will only see that far.
Fucking try another perspective and try again.
See the goddamn enviroment instead of focusing on the individual
Hopeless fools

Chase Richardson
Chase Richardson

sortve proving your edginess at the moment

Xavier Hill
Xavier Hill

Hopeless fools

Dominic Foster
Dominic Foster

Are you going to be a chuuni too so you too can be the #1 archdemon of hell?

Grayson White
Grayson White

*heck

Sorry, it was crass of my to say that word so nonchalant.

Colton Roberts
Colton Roberts

This could be becoming a chest infection. No matter. I have coffee and youtube

Samuel Rodriguez
Samuel Rodriguez

Sup morning crew~

Daniel Fisher
Daniel Fisher

hello wellams

Connor Nguyen
Connor Nguyen

Sadly no, I have no intention of doing that

Josiah Hill
Josiah Hill

hihi

oh shit, I gotta put my name on the mailbox. brb

Michael Jenkins
Michael Jenkins

Come on, just a bit?
Just for me? No one has to know.

Levi Cox
Levi Cox

subtle isn't even going to become a chuuni demon
fucking DROPPED holy shit

Christopher Russell
Christopher Russell

hey bbycakes

Christian Peterson
Christian Peterson

HEY MADELEINE

Cameron Edwards
Cameron Edwards

~

Jason Davis
Jason Davis

Heya, Scanner. How's it been diggy?

James Diaz
James Diaz

yeah!

Caleb Cook
Caleb Cook

Need more food n brews, bros.

Gavin Ramirez
Gavin Ramirez

Where'd everyone go?

Thomas Morgan
Thomas Morgan

how goes?

Christopher Clark
Christopher Clark

Awesome, man. What's new with you?

Tyler Jackson
Tyler Jackson

Nothing much, day off, chilling, suddenly have to do some out of work paperwork. urgh. You?

Evan Rivera
Evan Rivera

Woke up, checked my accounts, girlpills, fixed my mailbox so I don't get packages turned down again (I have a lot of things being shipped to me rn) and just waiting for work.

I'm looking into body suspension for when I reach my final form. Like the hanging from the meathooks thing. youtube.com/watch?v=rbpgmpr6VL4

Jonathan Brown
Jonathan Brown

God I hate waking up.
How is everyone?

Bentley Sanders
Bentley Sanders

Doing well. What's new Squashems?

Carson Powell
Carson Powell

ask mother what time im meeting her in town
5 hours later she messages
in 20 minutes
i havent even fucking showered or shaved yet

Colton King
Colton King

Not being covered in Teflon so you never get dirty or show hair
Come on, QT.

Grayson Reyes
Grayson Reyes

That is pretty adventurous... GL with that.
And cant miss that mail mang.
Gotta get the good things

Really hate my boss living locally. Sleep is death DOT tm

Isaiah Taylor
Isaiah Taylor

died

Zachary Davis
Zachary Davis

Where abouts are you in the UK, qt?

Robert Ross
Robert Ross

This spoiler image is honestly too amazing.

Landon Ross
Landon Ross

Sleep would be nice if I could do it with my boss~
Anyhow what's good, shit head?

Eli Smith
Eli Smith

yorkshire

Ryder Bell
Ryder Bell

In short
War never ended. The edgy will prevail and only them. The rest will drop or maybe if competent enough will be used up as tools.

Liam Ortiz
Liam Ortiz

Downside is I am being asked to look at and "amend" next months staff rota... for tomorrow... and ive never done it before... and she hands it to me at 3pm on an afternoon. Urgh.
Other than that, fine enough. Feel like my chest is either going to burst or I am going to suffocate.
But atleast I am White.
You called in or something? Whats happening with the Misery Journey.

Owen Russell
Owen Russell

Yeah, I missed my new shoes yesterday apparently cause I didn't have my name on the box. Set up redelivery for tomorrow. Such excite.

I suppose it is. My gf is really encouraging me to be and do the things I want and it's really doing me well. She's really amazing haha.

Cooper Carter
Cooper Carter

I'm heading out around 1 to get my brother so we can head down and make it around 3 for the visitation.
Funeral is Friday. I'm calling in today and had PTO for the last 2 days. Taking a hit Thursday as well and working Friday.

Owen Brown
Owen Brown

stop spoilering things id rather see what image you have behind that ugly ass spoiler

Lincoln King
Lincoln King

What kind of shoes?

Well, you guys have as comfortable a time as possible. So you arent going to make the funeral itself? cannot be helped, not having an irish wake?

William Murphy
William Murphy

Oh, no I'll make it Thursday.
I'm taking a hit to my days I can take off, but I won't be working there long enough to really need many more days off.
Friday is the only day I'll be working this week, but today is the only day I'm not being paid for.

Jacob Garcia
Jacob Garcia

A wake.
He thinks I'm some kind of potato mongrel.

Kayden Reyes
Kayden Reyes

I was making the IRISH distinction to denote the ALCOHOLIC nature of it as opposed to the NON alcoholic nature of a normal wake you complete imbecile.
And I see.
S'long as it isnt too much of a hit.
A few less "huh i wanna vidya" days then.

Hudson Miller
Hudson Miller

These.

Chase Phillips
Chase Phillips

My phone needs music.

Charles Jackson
Charles Jackson

get on discord nigger

Asher Baker
Asher Baker

they are cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

Michael Lee
Michael Lee

are u gonna shoot stuff now?

Anthony Robinson
Anthony Robinson

I have 4 more days I can miss.
I plan to leave at the end of April or so.

Am, on.

Cooper Powell
Cooper Powell

I want these ones next. Probably after I get paid tonight I'll buy 'em.

amazon.com/dp/B017LUQMYO/

Oliver Allen
Oliver Allen

Ah well, like put your notice in and take four days off in advance? I dunno. Thats what someone I know did. Basically we have to give 2 weeks notice in some jobs... so what they did was requested 2 weeks off, then a day before the holiday they put in their notice.
Depends on laws/employer though.
You putting CVs in places?

They are pretty killer

Elijah Wright
Elijah Wright

omg I might have to get the blue/purple ones too just because lmao

Angel Clark
Angel Clark

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