Ich bin ein Berliner.
Ich bin ein Berliner
CHU CHU YEAH!
The ED is way better tho
Who the fuck listens to anime music?
Who the fuck does meth?
There's some good music from Japan, but most of the anime songs are shit.
One Punch Man's OP is probably the only "good" one but I've listened to a few outside their shows.
I'm not very imaginative
fight me OP for life
RHCP is my favorite Japanese band tbh
Why does all anime OPs/EDs sound like they contain the same eight words as every other anime OP/ED?
is time for bedtime. goodnight all.
YOU WEREN'T EVEN POSTING, FAT ASS.
I was in downtown Beijing for yesterday and the day before
I went to the Temple of Heaven and then walked around and saw some other random stuff and then got really drunk and did other things at night
I think I'll go again next week; I didn't really know what I was doing this first time
I like the CHU CHU YEAHs
But the PA RA PA RA PA RI PA RA PA make it 10/10
Was a good show too.
Are you rping as a person who lives in China, Erio?
Mob Psycho 100 was decent, too.
Hard to find a good show to watch anymore.
Almost all anime I see is kind of shit.
I need to learn the subway system so I don't have to haggle with taxi drivers; it's a lot cheaper than their reasonable prices, even
I got a map from the hostel I went to at night, so that should help for next time
How've u been gurl
No hablo Espanol
That kind of applies to almost anything, though.
Be it movies or even specific game genres: the majority is kind of shit and more about finding what's decent.
futari is common, "together"
ureshii is too, "happy"
list goes on and on
the whole brisqueness of the OP is naisu
I have been okay at least, how about you?
Fine; pretty busy
Getting better at teaching English
Should I teach in Thailand or Japan next? It's a hard choice
Depends, do you want to be around cute girls or cute girlboys?
Saudi Arabia is the best for money and it's not full of terrorists, unlike France
Aren't there dickgirls in Japan too? If not, why does anime lie?
My Japanese servers never come out as Japan
Wikileaks - the CIA wants to take control of your car
when Mexico seems kind of interesting but you'll probably never want to go there for long because of a strange hatred for Mexicans that started when you saw a Mexican at a protest on TV demanding citizenship several years ago
And the Mexican server comes out as an American flag
There's a meme in that somewhere
I've seen enough movies to know that I don't want to go there.
I wish Germany still had a cool flag like it did in the 30's and early 40's
I think I'd like the Day of the Dead celebrations
The girls in Japan just wish they were dickgirls. That or like schoolgirls.
The schoolgirls part makes sense, but do they really wish they had penises?
Wow, full of racists right now.
I'd only like it in the Bond Movie that had the trash ending.
I wish I was a Japanese dickgirl
Well, you speak Japanese.
Emma isnt a dickgirl
Dick girls are stupid as shit.
tbh I don't wish my dick was japanese
I'm fine with it being more than 3 inches
Kyle is stupid as shit
but canadian dickgrils are ok too.
Why are all australians and americans racist?
I think there are too many better places to go for me to want to go to Mexico
I feel like I should reply
Here is a cat face
It's like you like being bullied for being into sexy dogs
How dare you.
I'm a dick girl, and I want my frogs to be gay.
Darwin, did you see the shota e-sports news?
NO WHAT WAS IT?
Every that's a first world country is better than Mehico.
Doublelift to TL to make the dankest 4th place timeline occur
Was Soto banned? or was his pedo streak allowed to continue?
What do you guys think of the recent unjust banning of soto?
What the fuck?
Fuckin' TL Doublelift and Midlet...
What is my life?
He better have ended up permabanned
It's only for the spring split :^)
Test is basically going full McCarthy but for pedos now
Good, pedos should be thrown from the Tarpeian
Then I guess no one cares. Summer is the only one that matters.
A country doesn't have to be "first world" to be nice, imo, but Mexico just seems like a piece of TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is ur source
I have to go figure out how to use a Chinese ATM; I'll read whatever dickgirl scientific study u link later
Well either Doublelift goes back to TSM and TL gets WildTurtle or TSM keeps Turtle and TL keeps Doublelift.
TSM says they'll do a 6-man roster but I can't see that happening.
Walls only make you feel alone inside.
I have to go figure out how to use a Chinese ATM
in my experience they have english options, but that WAS a hsbc one in HK
Wow, erio, what is it like being a minority, stolen much?
To Canadian for you?
They need the better chinaman.
My source is the booming asian population here. Yeah.
They share their secrets. They have turned on their old masters. They serve the boring country of Canada now.
No. He has to play the reworked Galio.
Person who does not like me.
G-good evening, thread~
Isn't that everyone as this point?
Two or three exceptions depending on the day.
piss off mgd
my head hurts
Yeah, no one likes you darwin
Two or three exceptions?
I was invited out. Goodnight.
Oh, I know the three now, which is the bipolar one?
I l-like the new posters' tastes, keep up the g-good work :3
The other two.
Wow, Ben Varson, What a guy
You still owe me a Mario 64 speedrun.
yes ok ogng bed again
I couldn't speedrun my way out of a paperbag.
reported for sci
Woke up feeling ill, and had a small nosebleed, off to a great start today.
People actually get nosebleeds?
I haven't seen one outside of anime or being hit in the face like ever
Puncayshun swears a lot more than I remember.
Yeah, people get nosebleeds Squiddy, anyway how are you doing today?
calling me Sci
Hai Soto desu
Just woke up, which is kind of annoying as I've been trying to have a normal sleep schedule recently and I woke at 6pm.
Yeah, I remember the only time I heard him swear was when he bopped Sig and he was like "I fucking did it".
Now it's so frequent ;;
Caught up on Yuzumori-san yet?
It's not weird at all.
Also good evening..? Got any plans for the rest of the day with this messed up sleep schedule?
S-Senpai answered my question.
There's more to life than shoujo loli pedophiles ya know
Barely on like Ch 5, I've barely made any progress lol
Though that does sound nice rn, I was watching some Breath of the Wild walkthrough and its pretty suteki da ne
Not tears, only memes now
If someone comes home not drunk I'll asked them about some stuff to do to learn a thing, but they probably won't so probably just vidya and late night walk. You?
Uhh waiting for my breakfast to be done, drinking coffee and relaxing trying to get over this small illness.
Sounds like you'll have a comfy evening.
Just not the ones about sending nudes
Get your priorities straight man.
Do you have a Switch?
I just beat the fire lizard one before getting in bed :3
international womens day
someone says coco chanel is their inspiration
a nazi, anti semite, greedy slut
I am unsure if I want those from someone who keeps so many weapons in his room.
I had to close it.
But he's Caucasian because he's Asian and he really wants a cock in his ass.
breath of the wild is GOTY
Nothing planned for later, then?
lol dont be stupid
You're not my dad.
It used to be such a civilized stream too.
I just got home.
Uh, I don't what I have planned for later, maybe some video games, maybe some CS:GO if my friends don't get salty af.
I'm just going to relax and take it slow.
Better than Cheese's
Is he the other guy who was talking?
I've been busy okay!
I downloaded a bunch of new weeb music and put it on my phone and was being autistic with my OCD and organizing everything.
Nah, my youngest imouto has a WiiU though, I was thinking of getting it for that and like stealing it from her :3
If anything my friend has it for the Switch and said I could borrow it when he's done if I buy him some beer.
It looks really nice, Inventory management is a bitch though.
Reminds me of Far Cry 4 since I've been playing that a lot lately
You can expand the inventory if you find enough koroks. They are literally everywhere, there are 900 in the game.
already hype for bwakafeast if I wake up tomorrow
SO NEE NEE TOMARANAI
You did it
Who gets salty at CS:GO of all things
you will never play vidogams with empty
Thanks for the update baby
Remind to give you the dick later as a reward
My friends do, because they like to go super try hard, and here's me, unranked just trying to have fun.
Also you can play vidya with me, if you'd like.
It literally says in the bottom left he's talking to Kryptic.
Cheese is the WR holder shota from Trinidad.
That's weeb af.
I just steal my music from osu :^)
Eh, my only problem with it has been remembering to keep a torch.
I've played it so much I know pretty much everything about it at this point. It's so much fun.
I TOLD YOU I CLOSED THE STREAM BECAUSE HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HIS WEEABOO ARSENAL AND RUINING MY IMAGE OF HIM
Oh, I see.
Just have breakfast now..
To be fair I like going tryhard in competitive in CS, at least, but I still think getting mad is silly, for various reasons.
Probably can't, what with you being all british!
when you accidentally press the screencap button and your browser shits itself
But it has been there the whole time.
What cs rank are you :3
Give me a break. I am nearly blind out of one eye.
Aren't you always alone inside? You don't need walls for that luxury
First ATM did some weird shit about scanning my phone and ultimately didn't give me any money, but the second ATM worked as an ATM is expected to
Both had options for English
Being white here isn't like being a colored person in America
If white privilege exists anywhere, it exists in China
WHY would they want to be dickgirls? I think most Japanese men are more into normal girls, aren't they?
lol white nigger
Me being British stops you playing video games with me?
I just like having fun, if I lose I lose, just go onto the next game and I hope I win.
boi dont even start.
I just torrent all my shit and make sure its FLAC cause I'm cool like that :^)
It looks really nice though so def willing to drop money for it.
Did you actually get the switch?
Have you gotten the opposite joy con strap stuck yet?
Are you supposed to hold cigarette smoke in your lungs at all like weed smoke
My salary is much higher than the average Chinese person's salary
The Chinese view me as a GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm basically deaf so I don't care about audio quality :^)
Yeah, I did.
Why the heck would I use the straps though? I've literally only ever had it in the dock or in handheld mode.
wish is deaf and blind
my kinda girl
I haven't played in a couple of years and when I did I didn't really play for too long but I think I was only MG1 or some shit. To be fair I was still consistently rising but whatever.
I just can't stick to shit.
Well it stops a lot of games!
Or me being australian does, more to the point.
yee, that's the right mindset
Fff when did it become almost 5am?
I remember a long time ago, like a year ago, someone suggested Test should be admin, and he was like "I'd unban everyone like an idiot."
That said, is anyone besides Sci banned? He actually posted CP. Not that I care if he's banned or unbanned either way
I will admit my middle school/highschool playlists carried down by generations of cheap mp3 players are low quality files but that's just their charm.
How much weeb shit do you have on your phone anyways?
I saw a video of everyone getting that shit stuck lmao
How is it anyways? Have you had any sort of problems with the console itself?
Oh, well yeah I can understand that, oh well we can just talk and try to find vidya to play which doesn't lag like crazy?
Heyo Spoilers, what are you doing up so late?
its not like you have school or work or anything lmao
I got SMFC a couple days ago~
Being dumb, probably going to bed right soon though.
Doing well Empty?
I'm doing well-ish, just feeling under the weather with a cold. Also you should rest, can't skip on sleep.
Fiiine but only because you said so. Feel better Empty!
Goodnight and I will. Take care, Spoilers.
The "what to play" dilemma is eternal and problematic with Americans or either other Aussies though
subtle a gud
Yeah that is an issue, it's always an issue! Gah.
The greatest of challenges
rip in pips
Ripperoni in pepperoni.
Also shouldn't you be fixing your sleep schedule too?
Probably, but I can't exactly do that today, can I?
Squiddy is a lost cause.
Scoot was never a cause to begin with.
Well I guess not, you'll forever be on the wrong path Squiddy.
I hated the term "sleep schedule" when I wasn't trying to have a "schedule" and just slept when I was tired
What sleep schedule are you on?
I DON'T HAVE ONE, DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I lost my shit at this one
And this one is supposed to be a Canadian server
I guess it's best that I don't have the leaf flag
I've been pushing it back around, my point was more I can't go to sleep now.
yeah this tbh
Rolling for Italy
Erio what time is it over there in Florida?
It sucks that there are no Mexicans in China; I've been doing my own laundry. Come here and do it and I'll give you two whole pesos
Actually I could just hire a Chinese maid I guess but I haven't bothered
Also u didn't answer my question
Sleep's for pussies
tfw u finally respond to all of your family members' emails and are ready to ignore all replies for another week
not to my knowledge, it's mostly a meme
Honestly I don't understand
Does the Mexican think I lived in Florida before here?
I think he's upset because he used to view his getting drunk at weeb cons as the most interesting thing anyone here does IRL
then everyone upped their game
REPEAL THE EIGHTH
I just remembered
You smoke cigarettes, right? Or at least you used to
Does holding the smoke in your lungs give you more of a nicotine high like with weed smoke or what
tfw this my life
What is the eighth?
An amendment that says no cruel and unusual punishment
The US government can't tell me how to do lewd things, though
I don't think it does. I never really looked into it.
Saving hella bank from that. won't be long til we are Australia levels of prices for a pack.
NGL some days I miss it.
Dude, my life is a crule and unusual punishment.
Can I come to America and repeal my life?
I don't think I can ever handle my ipod now, I just downloaded Pink Guy's Help and I don't wanna listen to something that wants me to kill myself at work.
Frank's latest album pretty legit,.
Joji 2.0 when?
A pack is $2.90 here
Planning on going to India for a month after my year-long contract is up and then I'll force myself to quit
I'd never be able to quit cigarettes and be proud of it if I hadn't started in the first place
I hear they're best when you come back to them after quitting for a long time, though, so maybe I should have two cigarette phases in my life
Technically it just means the government can't inflict it :3
You can repeal your wage enslavers and get a jerb you like more
Imagine, Pink Season will one day be played as U.K's Top 10.
Or at least, if I pray hard enough, or get my own radio station.
I WANT A BETTER JOB
So get one
Want to travel?
its about £6.50 cheapest 20 pack here. Shit is extortion. But then again, when you live in a antion with a National Health Service. Cannot be helped
if memes can make a president
Anywhere out of this shitholem yes.
Memes will make a god.
...Finally... Instrumentality will occur... Good...
Oh god, my whole town's population is made of goblins.
I gotta leave St. Helens.
Goblins, who play ruggers.
There are 4 weed dealers that live on the same street across mine.
Well, things in general are cheap here, so I wonder how much the health people actually add to the price in the UK. Then again, the Chinese government seems to discourage smoking as well, even though most Chinese men smoke, so maybe cigarettes would be even cheaper if not for that
You could become an ESL teacher and go to other countries, then
You misspelled "convenient"
They play rugby!
And have a glass museum.
This gets more Lovecraftian the more I explain how fetid this town is.
Oh shit nigga, my degree in media and communication would actually be worth something!
It's what I'm doing
Your degree would probably help, but most schools require a TEFL certificate. Takes about a month to get that
What is that?
I'm a smart guy, I could beast whatever test you give me.
It stands for "Teaching English as a Foreign Language"
It's also called a TESOL or TESL certificate, which stand for similar things
I just had to go to six classes that were like 8 hours long each, and do some online stuff, but I'm sure different programs do things differently
There was a reason you were birthed there
Nigga, I got GCSE and A Levels in English language; it will be a breeze.
Fuck, I could be a English Teacher in America if I wanted!
tfwywn drunkenly bully steppenigger children
My grand-dad sired the first generation of wooliebacks when he travelled from Somalia; so yeah, already some schitz shit there.
Then my mum got pregnant with one of the 'cool' local alcoholics who turned out to be a violent beast, so yeah, I was birthed for a dark, disgusting reason, Scoots.
And that was to get high, shitpost and play vidya whilst grafting around a gorrillian warehouse and retail jobs.
But it is lonely here, Scoots, for I am not a goblin; and would not dare have any romantic relationships with anyone here.
I think an actual education degree is preferred in America, but I guess I could probably do that too, with my English and Lit degree. I don't think it would be as fun as teaching in Asia, though
Is the pay better in Asia?
A goblin halfbreed??? do not do such a thing...
I'd rather be celibate.
No, but it's much higher than the local peoples' salaries (at least here in China), so the low cost of living gives me a lot of extra money to save/blow on things. The pay might be similar to America in countries like Japan, but they also have a more normal cost of living. I think I'll teach in Thailand or Japan next
Anyway, shower time
Brb, going America to get TESL certificate then Asia to become a teacher.
I get to fuck asians.
Everyone in St.Helens is born a goblin.
The whole population is goblins, the long dead ones used to mine for coal and forge glass and go to wars to be used as cannon fodder.
They're still used as cannon fodder now, at the war of the sand niggers. However, at the young age of 18 years, if such a goblin survives a campaign; he becomes a veteran, and is promised great fortune in his old age.
Only the wiliest of goblins work in retail, the strongest have jobs playing professional rugby, boxers or as personal trainers; who have the highest wage... or in jail as those who do not like to play legit, usually as crime underlords.
Maniacs are criminals, plain as simple, the smartest are in teaching jobs or administrative work...
... I could go on how bad this place is, if you want. The bars are horrendous. This is one of them.
Lol I'm pretty sure you can get the certificate in the UK
Oh god. Write a novellla!
Maybe that is my born purpose.
The comprehensive survival guide for living in St.Helens.
Goblins and Madmen edition.
Then I'll audiobook and edit it so it sounds like my voice mixed with vicious shitposting and glitch stuff.
I can be this generation's H.P. Lovecraft.
He didn't have kids, or fuck, I'm sure he just got high and terrored all the time; like I did.
Speaking of britfags writing books, I read some Sherlock Holmes and was disappointed that the characters aren't like how they are in the show
That sounds increasingly likely. I should make a terrible terror song.
What do the cards say?
Because they are relatively short stories, the writer wanted to write them out and quit but was forced by public demand... and also we are speaking of 1800s(?) short stories.
Like how Sherlock isn't a drug addled madman?
I got the show for you.
Loved this show, Watson's voice actor IS the madman in the real life.
Mighty Boosh is great too.
He could have told the public "eat my ASS!!!!!!!!"
I liked Moriarty in the show especially
Is Moriarty in ur weird weed one
Maybe remade as Jack the Ripper Jr.
Try not to take it personally old chap, I also steal~ things from you.
Wow there sure is a lot of homosexuality in the Sherlock fandom
I blame Loco
tfw cant live the /k/ life
I love that board.
Shit Luka thanks
You probably don't even realize how amazing that stuff you recommended is
They literally have a god, a cube made of every weapon of mankind. It is called The MURDER CUBE!
/k/ is fucking weird and awesome.
atleast you dont mix it with your normie playlist like some fucks i know.
Ave Nex Alea
i like talking swords with /k/ from time to time, its a giggle
Saluto nex alea.
It was some artwork and /k/ got really hyped over it around 2010 and some posters even travelled to see it as their holy conquest.
probably looks a lot smaller irl
Is there a negro board?
I want pizza. Someone buy me pizza.
It actually is quite big, since all the guns on it are real deactivated guns.
Eat from my leftovers, scoundrel.
good job on watching it
thought it might be up your ally
Fuck off Scoots, you the one who was like 'May I have some oats, brother?'
That shit is literally what I've been saying and doing the past 12 years
Some morons of course said DURR AUTISTIC HURR EDGY but would ya look that
As usual and as always life confirms me.
Thanks for that, really.
This show about a horrible person thrown into the body of a young child circa WW1 confirms that I am not edgy
It's time to take a step back from everything, and re-evaluate your entire existence.
Second wind baby.
GabDrop confirms my life choices.
If it's good enough for an angel, who am I to argue, right?
You're a semen demon though.
I wish I lived like this individual here.
detached from reality avatarfaggot fuckstick thinks he knows anything about social criticism
See, this is why pricks at your level will only see that far.
Fucking try another perspective and try again.
See the goddamn enviroment instead of focusing on the individual
sortve proving your edginess at the moment
Are you going to be a chuuni too so you too can be the #1 archdemon of hell?
Sorry, it was crass of my to say that word so nonchalant.
This could be becoming a chest infection. No matter. I have coffee and youtube
Sup morning crew~
Sadly no, I have no intention of doing that
oh shit, I gotta put my name on the mailbox. brb
Come on, just a bit?
Just for me? No one has to know.
subtle isn't even going to become a chuuni demon
fucking DROPPED holy shit
Heya, Scanner. How's it been diggy?
Need more food n brews, bros.
Where'd everyone go?
Awesome, man. What's new with you?
Nothing much, day off, chilling, suddenly have to do some out of work paperwork. urgh. You?
Woke up, checked my accounts, girlpills, fixed my mailbox so I don't get packages turned down again (I have a lot of things being shipped to me rn) and just waiting for work.
I'm looking into body suspension for when I reach my final form. Like the hanging from the meathooks thing. youtube.com
God I hate waking up.
How is everyone?
Doing well. What's new Squashems?
ask mother what time im meeting her in town
5 hours later she messages
in 20 minutes
i havent even fucking showered or shaved yet
Not being covered in Teflon so you never get dirty or show hair
Come on, QT.
That is pretty adventurous... GL with that.
And cant miss that mail mang.
Gotta get the good things
Really hate my boss living locally. Sleep is death DOT tm
Where abouts are you in the UK, qt?
This spoiler image is honestly too amazing.
Sleep would be nice if I could do it with my boss~
Anyhow what's good, shit head?
War never ended. The edgy will prevail and only them. The rest will drop or maybe if competent enough will be used up as tools.
Downside is I am being asked to look at and "amend" next months staff rota... for tomorrow... and ive never done it before... and she hands it to me at 3pm on an afternoon. Urgh.
Other than that, fine enough. Feel like my chest is either going to burst or I am going to suffocate.
But atleast I am White.
You called in or something? Whats happening with the Misery Journey.
Yeah, I missed my new shoes yesterday apparently cause I didn't have my name on the box. Set up redelivery for tomorrow. Such excite.
I suppose it is. My gf is really encouraging me to be and do the things I want and it's really doing me well. She's really amazing haha.
I'm heading out around 1 to get my brother so we can head down and make it around 3 for the visitation.
Funeral is Friday. I'm calling in today and had PTO for the last 2 days. Taking a hit Thursday as well and working Friday.
stop spoilering things id rather see what image you have behind that ugly ass spoiler
What kind of shoes?
Well, you guys have as comfortable a time as possible. So you arent going to make the funeral itself? cannot be helped, not having an irish wake?
Oh, no I'll make it Thursday.
I'm taking a hit to my days I can take off, but I won't be working there long enough to really need many more days off.
Friday is the only day I'll be working this week, but today is the only day I'm not being paid for.
He thinks I'm some kind of potato mongrel.
I was making the IRISH distinction to denote the ALCOHOLIC nature of it as opposed to the NON alcoholic nature of a normal wake you complete imbecile.
And I see.
S'long as it isnt too much of a hit.
A few less "huh i wanna vidya" days then.
My phone needs music.
get on discord nigger
they are cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
are u gonna shoot stuff now?
I have 4 more days I can miss.
I plan to leave at the end of April or so.
I want these ones next. Probably after I get paid tonight I'll buy 'em.
Ah well, like put your notice in and take four days off in advance? I dunno. Thats what someone I know did. Basically we have to give 2 weeks notice in some jobs... so what they did was requested 2 weeks off, then a day before the holiday they put in their notice.
Depends on laws/employer though.
You putting CVs in places?
They are pretty killer
omg I might have to get the blue/purple ones too just because lmao