What are some life goals of yours, Holla Forums

Matthew Robinson
Matthew Robinson

What are some life goals of yours, Holla Forums

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Elijah Morgan
Elijah Morgan

I am a simple man.

Anthony Richardson
Anthony Richardson

For my life to end, tbh.

Angel Reyes
Angel Reyes

If I knew, I wouldn't be scared of them.

Nicholas Mitchell
Nicholas Mitchell

Fear of the unknown.

David Johnson
David Johnson

I want to fuck Ban irl.

Alexander James
Alexander James

Since Lamia have cloacae, if you have sex with one is it technically anal?

Ryan Jones
Ryan Jones

Yep

Charles Green
Charles Green

hello?

Ryan Miller
Ryan Miller

Who cares? You are fucking a Lamia.

Wyatt Davis
Wyatt Davis

hello ?

Kayden Stewart
Kayden Stewart

I'm not so scared of the dark. I'm just scared something is going to hurt me.

Joseph Parker
Joseph Parker

Where are her arms?

Jaxon Miller
Jaxon Miller

Hey you.

Jacob Stewart
Jacob Stewart

behind her back

Carter Anderson
Carter Anderson

behind her back. the sleeve lines are very defined but theyre there

Bentley Barnes
Bentley Barnes

Lamia are eh.

I see it now, thanks.

Nathaniel Campbell
Nathaniel Campbell

what the others said.

how are you, spoilers?

Hudson Stewart
Hudson Stewart

Are you scared of sharks?

I'm very scared of sharks but I go into the ocean anyways.

Evan Sanchez
Evan Sanchez

Grim, you missed the loli rape doujin btw

Xavier Hughes
Xavier Hughes

I saw you stopped posting it before shit got major imout.png

Parker Morgan
Parker Morgan

Sharks won't kill you if you're in the centre of the crowd.

Angel Robinson
Angel Robinson

He didn't even post all of it.

Levi Richardson
Levi Richardson

Yeah, he was too much of a pussy to post it all.

Samuel Rogers
Samuel Rogers

Don't encourage him.

Andrew Gomez
Andrew Gomez

loli rape where

Dylan Reyes
Dylan Reyes

I already know how it ends.

Its normally just me and a few other people at the beach in front of my house.

Adrian Allen
Adrian Allen

beach in front of my house.

global warming is gonna swallow up that shit in 10 years

Noah Nguyen
Noah Nguyen

Yeah, like it got pretty bad after that one page so I stopped.

There were still like 20 more pages left lol

Blake Kelly
Blake Kelly

Doing an event hunt in FF15 kind of makes you not need to worry about money anymore for a while.
Just maxed out all my curatives and shit.
Still got 50K gil left.

Kevin Perry
Kevin Perry

at least you thought of the children.

Matthew Nguyen
Matthew Nguyen

gimme

Thomas Baker
Thomas Baker

I probably won't be living here in 10 years.

Logan Anderson
Logan Anderson

Oh come on, I ain't that fucked up lol

Carter Richardson
Carter Richardson

Sharks will like your legs and bite them.

Xavier Bennett
Xavier Bennett

What, my gil?

Nathaniel Hill
Nathaniel Hill

make sure you have flood insurance

Camden Long
Camden Long

Clearly not.

Nathaniel Long
Nathaniel Long

ya

Samuel Allen
Samuel Allen

If only he were.

Carson Hall
Carson Hall

No. I worked hard to get that gil.

Robert White
Robert White

HAND IT OVER

Brayden Gomez
Brayden Gomez

You can only see a small part of that when i'm in my wet suit.

I'm more worried about a really big earthquake tbh

Hunter Flores
Hunter Flores

I don't even want to see it, but like, come on man.
Don't be such a coward that you can't finish what you started.

Sebastian Wright
Sebastian Wright

I cast curaga to cure your salt.

Jaxon Anderson
Jaxon Anderson

Also, tbh, I never even used curatives in FFXV.

Not until I got to end game level 70+ bullshit where they throw a thousand bombs at you in the tiniest fucking hallways and go "Good luck clearing them all. :33333333"

Benjamin Lee
Benjamin Lee

I'm just invested in the plot.

Eli Cook
Eli Cook

Maybe sharks like feet, too.
They will eat them off.

Lucas Williams
Lucas Williams

Like it wasn't even that bad, like the rape was kinda disturbing but generic af.

It was the last 3 pages that fucking got me man
Doorbells will never be the same

Eli Diaz
Eli Diaz

Are you talking about the tower level that goes down?
I just prompted the fight and left over and over as they blew themselves up.

Carter Cox
Carter Cox

Is there any situation I keep a part of my body ?

Tyler Kelly
Tyler Kelly

Imma be a coward fam

Nathan Sullivan
Nathan Sullivan

Hm.

Leo Butler
Leo Butler

BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryder Miller
Ryder Miller

She loves the way that I teach

I love the way that she breathes

Noah Robinson
Noah Robinson

gimme money

wow
but you dont even live on a fault line

do you?

Jordan Hernandez
Jordan Hernandez

Comete mis nalgas!!!!!

Christopher Brooks
Christopher Brooks

Be a dolphin.

Connor Jenkins
Connor Jenkins

What

No

Kevin Gomez
Kevin Gomez

"I can't hear you over the piles of money falling all around me
sorry" -grim

"gimme money" -grim

Landon Sullivan
Landon Sullivan

I live in California

I've already ascended past that form.

Jaxson Mitchell
Jaxson Mitchell

that's the joke

Tyler Lopez
Tyler Lopez

I am okay, how about you?

Xavier Lee
Xavier Lee

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeet

I remember feeling a 5.0 tremor

I thought I was hallucinating
im like
why is the ground feel like the fucking ocean rn?

check online
oh there was an earthquake just now

Sebastian Sanders
Sebastian Sanders

I wish my mom would call me

Wyatt Young
Wyatt Young

find her, yo

Jaxson Lee
Jaxson Lee

The world's biggest fault line is the San Andreas Fault. The fault extends more than 800 miles northwestward from the Gulf of California through the state and into parts of the Pacific Ocean.

Isaac Thomas
Isaac Thomas

I can't believe they named it after that gta game. seems like a weird choice tbh

Ryan Brooks
Ryan Brooks

world's biggest fault line
I knew it was the USA's biggest but jeez louise

Jaxon Wood
Jaxon Wood

What?

Gavin Wood
Gavin Wood

Someday it will take all of CA with it into the ocean and drown them all.

Anthony Morris
Anthony Morris

icwhatudidther

then no more ax

Isaac Cook
Isaac Cook

The invention of ketchup nipples has served him well.

Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

You're a dolphin skinned suit or fin soup?

Connor Fisher
Connor Fisher

good. buncha of sinners. they can glub in underwater hell.

I don't have an excessive (you)s file in this folder

Zachary Thompson
Zachary Thompson

I thought it was pretty common knowledge.

Ayden Collins
Ayden Collins

I wish I had patented my similar thing earlier, but hey you snooze you lose. mustard nipples will never be a thing now...

Jack Scott
Jack Scott

That's too bad.

Lincoln Allen
Lincoln Allen

You can't stop me.
Only inconveniences can.

Replying to me in thread
While we are in call

Benjamin Watson
Benjamin Watson

you are guilty of the same soooo

Thomas Davis
Thomas Davis

Cute.

Luke Sanchez
Luke Sanchez

innit tho?

James Ross
James Ross

Fuck you. I'll reply to whoever I want.

Charles Price
Charles Price

I'm just a golden super dolphin.

Robert Powell
Robert Powell

That is very clearly a dash image, you have it in the wrong folder.

Angel Green
Angel Green

How horrible. Squashing your dreams.
What a bad example he sets for the top 1% of animus.

Jace Jones
Jace Jones

Gold is heavy. It will sink.

Zachary Bailey
Zachary Bailey

You just have to drink lots of milk and grow up strong like me.

Nolan Green
Nolan Green

no not allowed.

what? no it's maki images, but like colored like fluttershy.

it makes my life feel like an empty ketchup bottle husk ;-;

Brandon Perez
Brandon Perez

okay. I'm a retard. good joke, rin. I just got it as soon as I posted that.

Michael Carter
Michael Carter

kinda wanna tho. down with the thiccness.

Liam Hernandez
Liam Hernandez

I think that there is the punchline.

Justin Myers
Justin Myers

Well shit.
There goes my argument.

Kevin Brooks
Kevin Brooks

Do not worry, I will fill you back up. :^)

Blake Kelly
Blake Kelly

rude.

I am master debater. shortened to masterbater.

Charles Green
Charles Green

with ketchup?

Jack Walker
Jack Walker

I am the best fisherman in all of Ontario.

They call me the Master Baiter.

Blake Sanchez
Blake Sanchez

You are a gross little man.

Nathan Clark
Nathan Clark

Mustard cause we are rebels.

Justin Brooks
Justin Brooks

little man.
I thought that was Test?

Chase Garcia
Chase Garcia

stop one upping me

RESPECT MY PRONOUNS

Adrian Kelly
Adrian Kelly

with or without a cause?

Noah Scott
Noah Scott

What kind of milk?
Full cream seems a bit unhealthy.

Carson Garcia
Carson Garcia

Respect mine.

Noah Perry
Noah Perry

So I've been rewatching Hey Arnold and I never really noticed how dark that shit was.
S1EP11 is a Christmas ep where Arnold finds out about Mr Hynhs past and how he lived in Vietnam during the war and gave his daughter away to live a better life in the US. Arnold gets him for a secret santa and tries to reunite the two.
Shit hit me in the feels so hard

You notice a lot of shit you didn't when you were a kid.
Though Helga's mom being drunk af off "smoothies" is lolz

Sebastian Reed
Sebastian Reed

I do respect dogs pronouns tho...

Jace Stewart
Jace Stewart

I know you love to insist and all it takes is a kiss and you just
Love to hate me.
You know you love all the lies so don't act surprised that I just
Love to hate you.

Landon Young
Landon Young

Call me by my real name.
Bork Master Overdrive.

Robert Hughes
Robert Hughes

Without of course, there is no other option.

Jason Wright
Jason Wright

I can see that in the kids shows of that time
shame I never really watched a lot
Rugrats was big tho

Colton Flores
Colton Flores

Come on, Cupcake, you can't just be a B A D G I R L and disrespect Squash's pronouns.
You'll hurt barks feelings.

Blake Phillips
Blake Phillips

You have to find wherever the almonds tiddy is and drink it from that.

Daniel Ramirez
Daniel Ramirez

Almond milk

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

Xavier Martin
Xavier Martin

That probably tastes as bad as soy.

John Peterson
John Peterson

I will not.

hell ye

but I love being a badgirl

Jack King
Jack King

I kissed your lips you pulled my hair it was the craziest thing
I love the girl boy who love to hate. (Breathing)

Michael Lopez
Michael Lopez

Do it.
I'm like the coolest person ever so you owe me for associating with you.

Ayden Baker
Ayden Baker

I wouldn't know.

Almonds don't even have tiddies so I can't trust the milk.

Gavin Myers
Gavin Myers

I already forgot what to call bark

Thomas White
Thomas White

Don't trust what you can't suck on for milk?

Jonathan Brown
Jonathan Brown

goggles only trusts milk he gets from sucking things

Eli Hall
Eli Hall

I'm going to go do butt stuff.

Ryder Butler
Ryder Butler

So that means you trust manmilk then

ohoho

Leo Wood
Leo Wood

nice. have fun with barkself. you barking faggot.

Tyler Powell
Tyler Powell

same

Aiden Nelson
Aiden Nelson

I would say that but fingers, necks and ear lobes don't make milk.

Bentley Cruz
Bentley Cruz

Fingers, necks, and ear lobes don't make milk
Wait.

They don't...?

Grayson Moore
Grayson Moore

attacking the earlobes instead of the collarbone

You suck at this

literally

Leo Sanchez
Leo Sanchez

You can't milk those.

They would still feel nice for the other person.

Isaac Wood
Isaac Wood

Not that I know of.

Cooper Sanchez
Cooper Sanchez

mine do.

I might need to see a doctor.

Luke Barnes
Luke Barnes

So which way do we fill you up? Or just both?

Aiden White
Aiden White

I was saying that I trust those things.

Gabriel Adams
Gabriel Adams

Thats exactly how a vampire sucks out your soul though.

Carson Wright
Carson Wright

The milk output is probably too low to match that of a cow, almonds or soybeans.

Cameron Wright
Cameron Wright

obviously both ends.

Hudson Smith
Hudson Smith

I thought that was the lips?

David Parker
David Parker

I'm completely lost in this conversation right now.

Save me

Its actually the back of the knee

Justin Lee
Justin Lee

FUCKING CALAMARI MIXED IN AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Kayden Cooper
Kayden Cooper

Dense bones will still make you sink.

Adrian White
Adrian White

Good Princess. *head pats*

Dylan Lewis
Dylan Lewis

Nothing can make my bone smaller.

Lincoln Miller
Lincoln Miller

I thought that one was the hole that only girls have?

William Rivera
William Rivera

I think I understand this reference unfortunately.

Nathaniel Lopez
Nathaniel Lopez

OISHII DESU YO NE

Hudson Brown
Hudson Brown

What?

Charles Mitchell
Charles Mitchell

Dick joke

Noah Hernandez
Noah Hernandez

Goggles are you that stupid or are you pretending?

Michael Mitchell
Michael Mitchell

imagine if this had the autistic noises with it

Dominic Brooks
Dominic Brooks

Oh.

Half of my mind is on another task.

Matthew Martinez
Matthew Martinez

casual clothed biribiri was gr8

Chase Howard
Chase Howard

using original audio
not dubbing it with sounds a real autist would make

Oh, I get what you mean

I used to always cyber on Steam while posting and wouldn't be able to focus

Owen Phillips
Owen Phillips

Oh, I get what you mean
I used to always cyber on Steam while posting and wouldn't be able to focus

Liam Harris
Liam Harris

I am sorry.

Ian Perez
Ian Perez

She's really cool.
'
This joke is not okay.

I'm just sleepy.

Michael Butler
Michael Butler

boiiiii

I would be cybering like 2 people at once and posting in threads like back in 2013

It was truly the pinnacle of autism.

Juan Cook
Juan Cook

Isn't it like the middle of the day for you though ?

Jeremiah Cruz
Jeremiah Cruz

Where is the joke?

Thomas Sanders
Thomas Sanders

I couldn't sleep. I kept having nightmares.

In your pants.

Gabriel Roberts
Gabriel Roberts

NAME NAMES

Joshua Gutierrez
Joshua Gutierrez

It does not count if it was Aristo.

Grayson Cruz
Grayson Cruz

nah you were just practicing for irl

William Ramirez
William Ramirez

Oh, so he was cybering traps.

Charles Fisher
Charles Fisher

damn this one is in french

so good tho

Blake Watson
Blake Watson

Didn't you fall asleep on me though? or am I not thinking of the right day ?

Christian Perry
Christian Perry

Time is a flat circle.

Ian Green
Ian Green

@Squash

youtube.com/watch?v=2UWPsTcC9zs

Carter Kelly
Carter Kelly

Please respond.

Dylan Thomas
Dylan Thomas

Shame I don't play anymore.

Caleb Wilson
Caleb Wilson

Would fit your name.

Kayden White
Kayden White

Probably gonna get NieR: Automata™

Camden Turner
Camden Turner

that looks like one of those unoffical custom skins

David Foster
David Foster

booty simulator is pretty good apparently

Hudson Martin
Hudson Martin

I had a pohwaran one for jinx.

I'm gonna wear pants.

Angel Brown
Angel Brown

people play that game still?

oh it probably looks silly for the urf skin rotation this year

Parker Taylor
Parker Taylor

I haven't playing in 2017.

Hudson Morris
Hudson Morris

played

Nathan Jenkins
Nathan Jenkins

Fucking nosy lol

It was pretty bad like back then dude, I was just whoring around for the fun of it.
Aristo
LMAO
Thankfully most of them don't post anymore or post in a different board
There are some I'm pretty ashamed of too (ex. Queenie, Hanyuu, I think Chiri at one point)

AH, GOOD TIMES MAN

rping
irl

u fkn wot m8

Justin Williams
Justin Williams

Wasn't Hanyuu just some fat guy ?

Kevin Morris
Kevin Morris

Who the fuck is Queenie?

Carson Hernandez
Carson Hernandez

OH never mind.

Noah Ramirez
Noah Ramirez

Some pony

Pretty much
Dude is pretty cool though

Jordan Wood
Jordan Wood

Disgusting.

Henry Davis
Henry Davis

And people say I have a spotty record.

Kayden Rodriguez
Kayden Rodriguez

2013 was one hell of a fucking year m8

I'm pretty sure we've both made some mistakes in the past
Licky
Mordin

lmao

Hunter Robinson
Hunter Robinson

Still pretty gross.

Grayson Garcia
Grayson Garcia

I want to have beautiful White children!

Henry Gomez
Henry Gomez

I will donate you my semen.

Ryder Hernandez
Ryder Hernandez

I take back my donation.

Ryan Cook
Ryan Cook

youtu.be/kSVQtlQtxCs

2:35

Benjamin Foster
Benjamin Foster

Yeah but like I mean, what can ya do about it?
Best thing to do is laugh about it and move on with life.

I would watch Jersey Shore, ABDC, and The Real World with my Onee-chan back then

Like my older sis would go out to get stoned or go drink and ask me if I wanted to come along and I would say no cause drugs are bad and I wasn't of drinking age yet

Oh how I changed

Aiden Bell
Aiden Bell

YOU CAN JUST LINK THE EXACT TIME

Hunter King
Hunter King

Effort

Austin Powell
Austin Powell

That's like 5x harder to do on mobile anyway

Ryan Butler
Ryan Butler

6x harder

Ethan Morgan
Ethan Morgan

Do you think he watches hentai of futa lolis with a vibrator up his butt like me ?

Benjamin Lee
Benjamin Lee

Mobile posting is shit.

Thomas Rodriguez
Thomas Rodriguez

I use those little clamps for holding bags of chips closed on my nipples.

Jose Robinson
Jose Robinson

If on mobile just add

#t=02m35s

I do that pretty often since the mobile app doesnt have the whole right click options

Also, didn't Sam Jackson dub Afro Samurai?

Leo Reyes
Leo Reyes

I wish I had the option of mobile posting at work.

Charles Bailey
Charles Bailey

You don't have a phone?

Joshua Wright
Joshua Wright

I'm not taking my phone into the water.

Jordan Ortiz
Jordan Ortiz

Probably not a good idea to keep it around large quantities of water.

Xavier Wilson
Xavier Wilson

Oh yeah, I forgot you work at Seaworld or someshit lmao

Leo Phillips
Leo Phillips

I use those little clamps for holding bags of chips closed on my nipples.

Ryder Martin
Ryder Martin

My love plays a white or red deck
Not sure about him.

Jackson Lewis
Jackson Lewis

Are you judging me ?

Jason Hughes
Jason Hughes

Chovie wasn't playing that round

John Foster
John Foster

I had already finished judging you after the vibrtor thing.

Connor Thomas
Connor Thomas

I'll let you in on a little secret. I don't actually use clamps on my nipples

Ayden Butler
Ayden Butler

Soto.
All chubs are my loves.

Joseph Young
Joseph Young

Fuck Kizu has alot more screenshots I wanna use as my wallpaper(s)

Caleb Thompson
Caleb Thompson

But you still watch loli futa with a vibrator in your butt?

Henry Anderson
Henry Anderson

Kizu is fucking garbage.

Jonathan Price
Jonathan Price

You fucking liar

That's like 80% of the US

Evan Rivera
Evan Rivera

I own a vibrator but I've never watched futa lolis with it in me.

Camden Hughes
Camden Hughes

What a shame.

Ayden Bennett
Ayden Bennett

I barely started it

Pls no spoil

Caleb Evans
Caleb Evans

I'm sorry to disappoint you master.

Please don't hit me.

Joshua Smith
Joshua Smith

no promises.

Samuel Price
Samuel Price

Spoiler: There is no rape in it.

Colton Wilson
Colton Wilson

Dropped

Jaxon Thompson
Jaxon Thompson

Are you gonna abuse me?

I should of known.

Connor Turner
Connor Turner

Hindsight

Brandon Taylor
Brandon Taylor

Today's yuri releases.

mega.nz/#!nsAzna4Z!0trWAixRoXS9g-sFgCHj7AEM0-B4HrF7MV9zBt7Eiww

Translated
(C91) [Jagabata (Oimo)] Magical Lily (Mahou Shoujo Ikusei Keikaku) [English] { u scanlations}
(C91) [Purimomo (Goyac)] Secret Flowers 11 (YuruYuri) [English] [Yuri-ism]
Our_Journey_to_Lesbian_Motherhood_ch01_[lililicious]

Untranslated
(C91) [煮込みオムライス (むっしゅ)] セメント中毒 (響け!ユーフォニアム)
(ぷにケット10) [木更津堂 (木更津)] へび苺 (苺ましまろ)

Jack Young
Jack Young

I wish I could just see the future instead and make all the best choices.

Michael Stewart
Michael Stewart

I do too.

Asher Rogers
Asher Rogers

You don't need hindsight then.

Jonathan Jackson
Jonathan Jackson

I want to know everything.

Zachary Williams
Zachary Williams

Opening the door of truth takes a large sacrifice though.

Ethan Edwards
Ethan Edwards

Josh is skinny now and drake is chubby.

Parker Nelson
Parker Nelson

What do you mean?

Adam Wright
Adam Wright

Its equivalent exchange.

Have you seen Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood ?

Robert Moore
Robert Moore

Not yet, no.

Easton Harris
Easton Harris

Megan is old and gross looking now too

Bentley James
Bentley James

Squash I need your help

Michael Collins
Michael Collins

You should give it a shot sometime when you get the chance.

David Russell
David Russell

What was her real name again ?

Tyler Kelly
Tyler Kelly

Who the fuck do I trade this Yoshi doll with?

Andrew Bell
Andrew Bell

I have to catch up on a lot of things.

Josiah Cook
Josiah Cook

Shit, I forgot

Just look up iCarly and Im sure her name will come up

Grayson Sanders
Grayson Sanders

Take your time, the anime one run away.

Sam is hotter now for some reason.

Ian Diaz
Ian Diaz

- one

+ won't

Nathan Jackson
Nathan Jackson

I'm very confused as to how I even typed one

Josiah Perez
Josiah Perez

You do that a lot.

Brayden Young
Brayden Young

It will probably never come around,.

Luke King
Luke King

Sam has always been hotter

Not gonna lie I kinda liked the TV show
Sam and Fredy were OTP
They like full on made out in one episode

Logan Stewart
Logan Stewart

My mom does the same thing in text and voice.

This saddens me greatly

Shes dating a black guy like twice her size now.

Adam Campbell
Adam Campbell

...moderate buzz so i thought id come here

again

Colton Evans
Colton Evans

Nice

Grayson Price
Grayson Price

tfw not a black guy

Hunter Butler
Hunter Butler

It's not that I don't want to. I just get bored doing things by myself.

Aiden Reed
Aiden Reed

Go to venice beach and hit on one of the ones handing out mix tapes.

Julian Walker
Julian Walker

black guys arent even a thing... black bitches love me

Ryan Gray
Ryan Gray

I'll probably be willing to rewatch it at some point.

Caleb Thomas
Caleb Thomas

I am afraid. What if he robs me?

Colton Perez
Colton Perez

You thank him because you're white.

Matthew Bailey
Matthew Bailey

I will call him "Master."

Josiah Clark
Josiah Clark

equal opportunity penis

Kevin Stewart
Kevin Stewart

Let him whip you and atone for your sins.

Noah Adams
Noah Adams

Post it

Jason Carter
Jason Carter

I actually might have it saved on the laptop. If I don't, sorry

Matthew Barnes
Matthew Barnes

Nani nani

Ayden King
Ayden King

Hey everyone, what's new~?

Jason Young
Jason Young

I should probably go to bed but I really don't want to

Joshua White
Joshua White

only nerds have bed times.

Jayden Hill
Jayden Hill

A guy made bird noises at me as I was walking and I got felt up by a trans guy I don't know very well
Then later as my partners and I were discussing what to do about said guy I started dissociating really hard and collapsed and I couldn't ground myself for a long time

Nicholas Smith
Nicholas Smith

Well, that is new.

Evan Edwards
Evan Edwards

I have to be up early though.

Owen Watson
Owen Watson

then get out of here, nerd.

Levi Myers
Levi Myers

feelin like a zombie.

how are you

Anthony White
Anthony White

yeah, same

Caleb Johnson
Caleb Johnson

I've had problems with depersonalization for quite a long time
Getting groped is pretty new and awful
What the fuck am I supposed to do when a guy fucking CAWs at me as he drives past?

Zachary Richardson
Zachary Richardson

I can't sleep unless I get tucked in though >~<

Gavin Ward
Gavin Ward

But zombies were like, soooo 5 years ago x_x

I'm doing well. Just got home and stuffs. I'm kinda beaten up from the gf this weekend lol

Carter Jackson
Carter Jackson

*tucks*

Bentley Green
Bentley Green

youtube.com/watch?v=vvnxA9hxRJY

Sebastian Gutierrez
Sebastian Gutierrez

Tell him to stop thinking about cocks.

Josiah Gutierrez
Josiah Gutierrez

Finally.

Goodnight

Zachary Rogers
Zachary Rogers

WAIT

Jonathan Watson
Jonathan Watson

I'm kinda beaten up from the gf this weekend lol

I'm gonna assume that's a good thing

I am an overworked, vicious zombie.
I think ill get a break tomm, I only work for like 4 hours on Wednesdays.

Jack Moore
Jack Moore

Oh, it's a very good thing. I choked her out last night in a weird dominant streak I didn't know I had lol Funtimes/10

That's cool you get a halfday humpday!

Isaac Lewis
Isaac Lewis

But he was probably CAWing at my tits

Anthony Bennett
Anthony Bennett

Kinky af.
Yeh. Gonna go back to the city and see family over the weekend/week too. Planning some game sessions w/ the sis, gonna be fun

Ryder Russell
Ryder Russell

A little bit^^

What kinda games does she play with you? I think the only game I ever played with my imouto was like Mario Party back in the day when she liked me.

Jace Garcia
Jace Garcia

CAWing

Kayden Rodriguez
Kayden Rodriguez

Someone who does that is probably not someone who merits any kind of response outside of a look of confusion.

Mason Sanders
Mason Sanders

I told you
A guy literally CAWed at me like a fucking crow as he was driving the opposite direction
That's what I did because he was fucking gone before I processed what happened

Joshua Brooks
Joshua Brooks

Usually party stuff like brawl or mario kart

we like to watch each other play through a lot of single player these days, it's pretty fun

I got horizon zero dawn for the both of us

Mason Turner
Mason Turner

Bird noises

Describe said bird noises

Was it more of a crow's Caw or a pidgeon's coo-ing?
This is crucial

Also, how do you know so many trans people irl?

Noah Lewis
Noah Lewis

what is this cuckshit you're posting

Jeremiah Russell
Jeremiah Russell

turn it into proudness

John Thompson
John Thompson

Who the fuck does that?

Camden Williams
Camden Williams

Mario Kart is always a good choice.

SOTO BUY ME SHOES REAL QUICK PLS OMG PLS

Ethan King
Ethan King

Soto is like a NEET now.

Ryan Rivera
Ryan Rivera

It was a loud CAW
And because my university is hella gay and liberal
I think I know less than 10 trans people
Being proud doesn't suit me
Niggers

Lincoln Torres
Lincoln Torres

hasn't watched Konosuba

BOI

She can see clearly in the dark
She doesn't wear panties

Jeremiah Williams
Jeremiah Williams

BOIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Aaron Campbell
Aaron Campbell

i dont get it was it a gay CAW or a doesntknowitsgaybutisgay gay CAW

Tyler Harris
Tyler Harris

What kind even?
What's the special occasion?

I don't know any trans people in this city

Only time I see trans people or gay people are at cons lmao

Juan Lee
Juan Lee

Well, I don't quite get the ending of FF15, but I for sure enjoyed it.

Adam Adams
Adam Adams

I feel like you're fav girl from the series is gonna be Darkness

Who knows it could be Wiz or Megoomin

Dylan Lewis
Dylan Lewis

Oh.

Again? wtf

amazon.com/dp/B017LUQMYO/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=3J9FUXB8M0ON3&coliid=I2M6L0QTT4UJZZ&psc=1

Fancy dinner dates and sex probably. Do I need a special occasion?

Lincoln Baker
Lincoln Baker

I think it was a "that human has tits" caw
Lucky you

Benjamin Rogers
Benjamin Rogers

Also, Soto.
80% or not, I'm a pretty big slut so it's possible to love them.

Levi Cruz
Levi Cruz

<_<

<___<

ill check it out tomm

Landon Moore
Landon Moore

one of the ponyfags didn't like it only because he was coming onto her instead of vice versa.

Logan Clark
Logan Clark

again

u wot
I'm working rn
Nice shoes though, I usually never buy new shoes unless its special occasion

Ikr?

I needed you help while playing LoZ Links Awakening DX but I ended up finding out who needed the Yoshi Doll then it went like

Ribbon > Dog Food > Bannanas > Black People build a bridge for me > 5 Golden leaves > Slime key

Konosuba goes best with alcohol :3
Buy some beer to watch it with

Elijah Turner
Elijah Turner

im gonna try to sleep for 3 hours or something

see you

Juan Young
Juan Young

they are probably gud tits if theyre worth cawing at

Tyler Flores
Tyler Flores

night and good luck.

Brayden Flores
Brayden Flores

I haven't played that in ages.
I would have just used google.

Also buy me shit too.

Luke Gonzalez
Luke Gonzalez

How do you even faint from depersonalization?

What even is that?

Landon Gonzalez
Landon Gonzalez

using walkthroughs or google when playing a game

absolutely disgusting

Ian Flores
Ian Flores

It is what happens when border patrol catches you.

Chase Howard
Chase Howard

omg shoes are love. shoes are life.

Gabriel Perez
Gabriel Perez

Asking someone for the answer

Zachary Harris
Zachary Harris

YAMEROOOO

Tyler Johnson
Tyler Johnson

:^^^^^^^^^^^^)

They're expensive tho

Levi Cox
Levi Cox

One of my weakest, I admit.

Lincoln Foster
Lincoln Foster

Now give me gifts fit for a king.

Asher King
Asher King

50 is like nothing for shoes...

hmmph. I'll just get the fetlife guy to buy them for me then.

Brandon Harris
Brandon Harris

hello

Josiah Carter
Josiah Carter

Fetlife

What even is that lol
Yeah, I'll admit 50 aint shit for shoes, I spent like 110 for my last pair lmao

How's a fruit rollups sound?

Aiden Adams
Aiden Adams

Sorry. I'm more a Gushers kind of guy.

Aaron Kelly
Aaron Kelly

depersonalization sucks shit. You always wish you can be you and you don't feel like you.

Camden Morales
Camden Morales

FUCK YEAH

Gushers were the shit dude
Though my parents wouldnt ever buy me them cause I could only get 1 candy and I would always get Starbursts

Juan Cooper
Juan Cooper

I would figure that's more fainting from anxiety or some shit.
Depersonalization sounds like some tumblr grade bullshit.

Owen Foster
Owen Foster

Not having the fruit filled sensation that's sweeping the nation and feeling like a berry is blowing a load on every one of your naked and vulnerable taste buds

James Hill
James Hill

I didn't faint I collapsed
If I'd fainted I'd still be out
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depersonalization

Jason Baker
Jason Baker

is it like looking at yourself in 3rd person

Eli Stewart
Eli Stewart

It's a thing.

Some guy is gonna draw me I guess and gift me something. *shrugs* It's neat.

Luis Ross
Luis Ross

did I ever tell you guys about how I had carbon monoxide poisoning and I was passing out all the time?

/1ups

Matthew Morgan
Matthew Morgan

are you dead?

Chase Adams
Chase Adams

I was always a huge fan of Starbursts as a kid or if not that I'd get fruit roll ups or sour gummy worms.

Though I never was a die hard fan of chips as a kid, I would be more towards gummies/chewy candy.

Doritos 3D was the shit though
The puffy little triangles were so cool

Oh and so were the lil Panda crackers that had chocolate or strawberry inside.
Sorta like a YanYan but better

Oh then I suffer from that too then

I wish I can be cool but I can never be cool while being a weeb.

Parker Adams
Parker Adams

I regret my choices to Google that.

Lincoln Perez
Lincoln Perez

wow you cleared your cache just so it wouldnt show purple. such dedication

Robert Taylor
Robert Taylor

fextralife.com/

I thought it was this site.

Lucas Wood
Lucas Wood

Know what the best shit was?
Those little cream savers that had the strawberry swirl in them.
I can't find them any more, and can't be bothered to order them online.

Fucking candy, man.
You forget the good shit and when you remember it's gone.

Fucking ew.

Thomas Howard
Thomas Howard

You use gay furry Tinder. You have no moral high ground.

Brody Carter
Brody Carter

no but I had to go to the hospital and they tested my heart and nervous system and stuff

thankfully I figured out where the leak was and stopped being exposed to it

Cooper Sanchez
Cooper Sanchez

I had to walk with a cane for like 2 months and I was passing out so I couldn't drive sometimes

Josiah Jackson
Josiah Jackson

How do you not have carbon monoxide detectors in your house?

Charles Perry
Charles Perry

Did you collapse cause you didn't know what to do or what?
Like if I was with you I'd be like "Hey dude get up, you're cause a fuckin scene"

Then some faggot liberal from your college would come up to me and ask if you're okay and if we should call an ambulance and I'd be like "Oh no its fine, my buddy here is just really sore from going to the gym and her knees gave out. Shell be fine just leave us alone pls"

Something like that.

Sounds pretty lit dude

I wish I could get drawn and get gifted a pair of Nike's

If I posed for someone while nude I'd probs get a restraining order lmao

James Garcia
James Garcia

Growlr is just to sleep with muscular men.
I don't dabble in that bdsm shit.
I am judging you, Gilligan.

Matthew Johnson
Matthew Johnson

BDSM weirds me out as much as furry shit does.

John Brown
John Brown

bdsm is rad tho

Matthew Nguyen
Matthew Nguyen

The leak was from my old car

fixed it and sold it

Ayden Myers
Ayden Myers

I can maybe let someone I really trust tie me up, but that's about as far as I go.

Caleb Campbell
Caleb Campbell

amazon.com/dp/B01KT31KI8

Logan Taylor
Logan Taylor

The most I've ever done and have any interest in is just being a little rough to a girl and just minor degradation. Pretty vanilla stuff.

Jayden Peterson
Jayden Peterson

I'm sitting on a bench talking to the people I love
I look at a wooden sign
I can't look away can't move my head can't blink my eyes
I withdraw within myself only to find emptiness
I'm drawn out of my fingers my toes my hands my feet my head
My head falls
I don't hear a sound
My body is falling though I do not feel it move someone catches the head before it crashes into the metal bench
I think that I am pleased, that my body has not come to harm
But I do not feel it
There is no force of mind left in any part of the husk I wear
I begin to dissipate, lost in the open air
My body begins to fall again, slipping off the bench
I will myself to not let it happen
To sit up and be mine to command
The toes flex just slightly
I claw my handless way back towards the shell that houses me
The legs twitch
The arm is in pain, I can't move it yet but the body has pinned it awkwardly to the seat
I try to sit up again
The legs of my body are stuck
I reach for the free hand and try to pick it up
The heartbeat pulses lazily within it
I am the sick and malicious puppeteer wearing so horridly the skin that belongs to me, pieces unfilled and limp and unfeeling
Wave after wave of vertigo crash into me as I put myself into the head of the corpse
I cannot blink I cannot breathe I cannot turn the head for fear of losing myself and the control I have wrested from the nothing
I push against the free hand, trying to drag the heavy heavy skull upright
The strength does not exist in all that I am
I try again and again and again and again and again with increasing confidence and control
Eventually the pile is balanced upright and seated peacefully
The seam between my existence is open
I am leaking out of the body back into nothing
The rupture is not inexorable, the nothing is not assured
I stand
A hand steadies my body and I begin to move the feet, trying to draw the essence back into myself with blood and void
Eventually I am returned to my body and my being drifts no more

Henry Taylor
Henry Taylor

OH DUDE I REMEMBER THOSE

They were like in a pink bag I think.
My grandma loved those and those caramel cubes/strawberry candies.

As a kid I fucking detested those Ring pops/push pops/baby bottle pops cause they would just get everything sticky af and it would trigger me as a child.

Dont get me started on those godly ice cream popsicles with Mario's face on it.
There were also TMNT and Sanic too
There were so many dude
I'd ask for one even though I wasn't much of a ice cream fan

David Taylor
David Taylor

Personally I prefer the more gentle kind of sex.
That isn't to say I'm not open to kinky shit, but I just like the soft love more.

Josiah Powell
Josiah Powell

That was a psychological question. What if you're actually dead already. Like brain dead but living through muscle memory

Julian Miller
Julian Miller

And like how the fucking eyes never looked right on them?
Mom didn't let us have some like the Sponge Bob one because she didn't think the show was a good thing for kids to watch and didn't want us to get fond of the character.

Noah Bailey
Noah Bailey

Sounds like some Dark Souls/Demon Souls lore type shit.

Landon Wilson
Landon Wilson

wrigley.com/global/brands/creme-savers.aspx
Holy shit, these were great. There's was a shitload of flavors and the generic "berry" one was great, too.

I'm not really that vanilla but all of it falls under the realm of "normal" so it's nothing worth mentioning. It's more just specific things.

Bentley Clark
Bentley Clark

This type of thing happens to me on a semi-regular basis, though usually not so extreme

Xavier Miller
Xavier Miller

lmao yeah dude that was the best

The only thing my parents didn't want me watching was like South Park cause they'd swear a lot lol but that was about it.

David Mitchell
David Mitchell

amazon.com/SweetGourmet-Colombina-Fussione-Premium-European/dp/B01EYSLLB0/?th=1

Matthew Phillips
Matthew Phillips

Maybe you're just Anemic

Christopher Ortiz
Christopher Ortiz

Fuck it.
I'm ordering some after I move.

Share with me your kinks.

That's fair.
South Park was pretty bad for kids.

Cameron Gomez
Cameron Gomez

Oh mb didn't see your response. So is it like similar to sleep paralysis? Does it feel scary as hell or calm?

Luis Cruz
Luis Cruz

see That seems to be the only ones you can actually order, even online.

amazon.com/Vero-Covered-Flavored-Lollipops-Pieces/dp/B0000ICLLS/
This were great, too.

John Mitchell
John Mitchell

Ever have those caramel apple suckers that rip out your teeth?

Jeremiah Nelson
Jeremiah Nelson

Yeah true.

Though I only watched TV after school to catch Pokemon/Yugioh and a few others then would be in my room playing my SNES or N64 lol

Juan Jenkins
Juan Jenkins

Yeah, you'd bite down on them and you had to just keep your mouth shut until it melted.

Jeremiah Campbell
Jeremiah Campbell

The mango sour Altoids were the fuckin shit

Nolan Moore
Nolan Moore

I loved the lid on those, where you had to push on one side to "pop" it up then to open it.

Ryder Evans
Ryder Evans

I'll admit. we got 2 hours of TV a day and I always watched Hamtaro, Totally Spies, Code Lyoko and Megas XLR.

It was like the kind of candy that was soft for a few millimeters, and then rock hard.
No escape.

Noah Diaz
Noah Diaz

nationwidecandy.com/Altoids-Tangerine-Sours.htm

Mason Richardson
Mason Richardson

BRING ME TO LIFE

Matthew Rivera
Matthew Rivera

My parents wouldn't really care if I watched it in the morning or early afternoon but all evening or night they would take over the living room and watch Novelas/News

I shared a room with my older sister but she would just play music on her boombox and like always be writing on her notebook or hanging out with her girl friends while I hogged up the TV with my videogames she didn't mind anyways since our room didn't have cable in it just a VHS player and she wouldn't watch much movies

I loved the color on it
Shit looked so cool
I remember them being sour as shit.
I was a huge fan our sour candies

I remember buying a bunch or warheads and taking like 3 of them at once with my friends and we would try not to die.

Liam Nguyen
Liam Nguyen

I always ate way too many sour and bitter things as a kid to the point my mouth would peel on the cheeks, gums and roof of my mouth because "sour" is just acidic.

Robert Gonzalez
Robert Gonzalez

DONT BULLY HIM

DEPERSONALIZATION IS A SERIOUS ISSUE

Jordan Sanders
Jordan Sanders

If Holla Forums had them, it wouldn't be Holla Forums

Eli King
Eli King

Sounds horrid.
My brothers would get mad at me if I didn't play something entertaining to watch because we only had 30 min to play a day, and an hour on weekends. I would piss it away playing Nightshade.

Carter Lee
Carter Lee

Kind of want to see a list of mainly trans only mental issues.

Kayden Lewis
Kayden Lewis

The only one of those that was objectively good was Megas XLR

Jose Green
Jose Green

that fucking feel

Though mine would always peel from the roof of my mouth right behind my teeth.
It would suck but I still kept eating sour shit lol

Ayden Ward
Ayden Ward

Fucking magnoflex, son.

Jacob Lee
Jacob Lee

talking my gf into bloodplay

this is what dreams are made of

Jayden Wood
Jayden Wood

I am verifiably not anemic
Never had sleep paralysis
It's not peaceful or scary, it's just other
Dude I literally fucking collapsed what the hell
I'm not a "him"
Depersonalization isn't a trans-only thing it's more closely associated with psychosis iirc

Leo Jones
Leo Jones

ngl I got boners watching Totally Spies.

We were dumb children but fuck adults, eat all the candy you want.

Hunter Edwards
Hunter Edwards

Everyone got boners watching totally spies dude

Oh wow that pronoun was a slip up
My bad.

I just hope that doesn't happen to you a lot irl

It wasn't bad tbh
My sister wouldn't bully me and she did her own thing and I did mine, the room was fairly large so we pretty much didn't mind.
Then my parents had another kid and my older sis started going to HS so we moved to a bigger house and we each had our own rooms
It was the best

How many brothers did you have?

Ethan Garcia
Ethan Garcia

I also had the biggest crush on Saria from LoZ and I legit got sad when he had to leave and like never saw her again

Those feels man

Jose Perry
Jose Perry

Pussy.

Chase Diaz
Chase Diaz

It happens all the damn time because I dress like a 1996 lesbian

Michael Gray
Michael Gray

Zelda gave you a better ocarina. Saria shouldn't have been so cheap.

Robert Allen
Robert Allen

Pretty sure everyone rubbed one out to that show at least once.

Adrian King
Adrian King

She ded.

Noah Johnson
Noah Johnson

Have you tried dressing nicely and maybe fixing your hair/letting it grow out?

Austin Long
Austin Long

tfw darwin will never pet you and call you a good boy

Easton Bailey
Easton Bailey

6 and a sister.

Asher Bennett
Asher Bennett

I've been thinking I want to climb Mount Olympus some day

Apparently it's mostly just a hike, and that's the part all the normies do, but you need to do a bit of climbing to get to the peak that was said to be the gods' mount of congregation

Carson Hill
Carson Hill

If it were on I'd leave it there but as soon as my sister would come by she would ask me why I'm watching girl cartoons and I was like IM NOT then change the channel and she'd just laugh and walk off

What a cunt

YAMETEEEEEEE

That shit triggered me too
But it was "magical" or whatever

I was partially pissed at Link for being so beta and not saying bye or like hugging her at least but instead running off

Gabriel Gonzalez
Gabriel Gonzalez

New.

Christopher Mitchell
Christopher Mitchell

CHU CHU YEAH

Colton Lee
Colton Lee

Hanase!

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