ITT we pay tribute to Ben Garrison, the greatest political satirist of our lifetime...

the context is this actual screenshot from CNN

Hey can some lurking Holla Forumsyp take a break from posting race graphs to tell us what this comic is about?

Thanks in advance

I'm asking if this retarded byline actually relates to a non-story like in the Obama example or if it's just a dumb metaphor

Ben Garrison is a god.

Praise Holla Forums.

Bad things Obama actually did:

What the conservatives hated him for

rly makes you think.

CNN really is fake news.

Why would conservatives hate him for things they wanted to do themselves?

That's not a bad thing.

Because they want the power. DNC and GOP are like drug lords fighting each other over who gets the most territory to sell drugs.

Also…nice number

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It's obviously a Bill Nye reference.

you forgot to mention

that deportations thing was kinda fucked up where they counted people turned away at the border as "deported"

There's nothing wrong with vanilla ice cream, but at the same if someone gets TWO scoops of vanilla they're basically saying that if they could get unflavored ice cream, they would.

also he turned libya into a hellhole for very little reason

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Thats what I meant. Libya not Syria.

Nah it was actually that under obama they actually did the paperwork they were supposed to do so deportations SEEMED to have gone up but it was actually mostly that we finally had an accurate record of deportations

Well at the end of the day we can say that liberals file their paperwork while instituting the same shitty policy, and isn't that really what it's all about in the end?

he funded and allowed funds from other countries (saudi) to legally be filtered to start a civil war in syria too tho

garrison is off his fucking rocker now

reminder that liberals are adult toddlers.

I don't care if this world is gonna end in 50 years, if my sides are in orbit I'll be dead long before.

homemade vanilla icecream is more delicious than anything you can get at a grocery store

That applies to anything homemade, not just vanilla.
I can't ever eat pizza from frozen card box again ever since i learned how to make it.

i mean not to be an obama apologist
but that washis people doing there bullshit and listening and doing whatever the foreign policy deepstate wanted most of the time

The biggest condemnation of Obama is that in essence he did nothing. He was an empty suit more obsessed with image than anything else, which is why his fans are obsessed with nothing more than Trump's *bad image*.

i wonder how ol ben became a trumpet
wasnt he a hardcore libertarian ?

Holla Forums.

Ben Garrison has openly confirmed he is a white supremacist, after spending almost 2 years screaming "I am not a hatemonger! I am being framed!"

This…He won a nobel peace prize for nothing, he did nothing when he had absolute political control in Washington.
Fucking hell…I've got to say, my father was right, he always said Obama was all talk, but i really believed him in 2007/2008.

reminder that conservatives believe in god, making them no smarter than kids who believe Santa Claus is real

Conservatives are just a different flavor of liberal, they're all children

you forgot to add TPP to the list of bad things.

I actually voted for Barry (even though I was even a racist then) in the primaries so that the insane warmonger hillary wouldnt win and then again in the general though its redundant since I live in a heavy blue state.

Imagine my surprise when Hillary signs on and his foreign policy switches over to hers lol

Pretty sure Obama was popular because he came after Bush is my guess. Also minor reforms on things where literally anything would've been better (I.e the ACA) if Biden ran for President he would've fucking rolled Trump and the Republicans with relative ease.

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you dont think his oldest and favorite son just died out of nowhere do you??

Which is why i'm still surprised how Trump managed to get that much amount of support. He ran on a similar campaign like Obama.
Change, MAGA, the exact same crap that appeals to people who lost their trust in politicians.

It's a really weird position to believe Biden is the honorable hero we needed who would've saved us and had to be taken out of the running. Why would he have been practically different from Obama or Clinton?

Because Clinton is hated by everyone, Biden wasn't (point of my statement)

President biden would not be particularly different from president clinton, except in the fact that president biden would be what he actually got called by real people as opposed to what hillary pays people to call her before having them murdered so no one can know about it

because

Outside of autistic breitbart circles no one can give a convincing assertion that a Biden death-toll and the real Obama death-toll would be lower than Clinton's. If your problem with Clinton is an image one your priorities are not well aligned.

I was literally just saying the only difference between biden and clinton is that biden would've actually won. Honestly biden's actually probably genuinely worse than clinton, it's just that he spent 8 Years as The Funny Gaffe Man in The Position That Does Jack Shit If The President Doesn't Die so hardly anyone knows that he's actually on the dems' right wing.

Reading up neither I nor the person who spoke up about biden in the first place have said anything in praise of biden other than that he would've clowned all over clinton and trump.

styxhexenhammer666 dixit

go back to reddit
the only thing the democrats and republicans are either right about is each other.

This would be true if the problems with the parties were that the Dems are socialists who are not manly enough and that Repubs are meanies who don't know big words

Many intelligent people believe in God, or a god. Spirituality can quite easily be entirely separate from one's intellect and education. It's really just a "campus liberal" meme at this point that the faithful are categorically unintelligent.

To be honest i kind of understand why atheists in USA feel the need to be that edgy. Religion does play a huge part on that country…
In my country the new elected president doesn't have to put his hand on a bible at his inauguration i.e. that's really retarded

I don't think you actually HAVE to in the US either. I think there may have been one or two presidents who didn't.

it's like he thinks all Trump's critics are shrillery shills, really causes cogitation. Also pic looks like an illustration from some weird uncanny valley children's book from the turn of the last century. "Trumpo's Further Adventures in Magic Ice-Cream Land" or something.

additional things in category A

additional things in category B

I must've missed the shortbus, what happened?

This, I've ruined most pubgrub for myself. It's also much cheaper and you know nobody's spitting in your food.

see

Thanks, and lel holy shit I forgot how hard cuntservatives grasped at straws. I put mustard on most of the burgers I eat, can't remember the last time I saw anybody put ketchup on them. Maybe it's a regional thing?

i know when i visited chicago if you put ketchup on stuff they look at you like youre retarded

Ketchup is for french fries, hash browns, and literally nothing else.

grey poupon is sold at super markets for cheap too so it was pretty dumb. they had an ironic advertising campaign where they showed their product off as being "high end" even tho it was like 2 bucks more than the shitty generic mustard

I only put mayo on my burgers

WRONG

americans…

THAT CAPITALIST PORKY BASTARD!! TWO SCOOPS??!!

Post your memes now.

what the fuck

What is the data on that map even based on? Just curious

I mean they even collected data in greenland, that's BS

shart in mart maymay

Garrison finally cracked, god bless his little mind