So how does everyone feel about the unjust banning of ban recently?

i feel like it makes me care less tbh

just norton

what got me last time was the fake norton updates

wrecked my last machine to the core

like that virus got into my registry lol

...

I like the new working you though
It's nice

Though you should cut your hair

I stole your picture

niceu pls do

henlo

My mom once got a real bad virus off downloading custom mouse pointers. That was pretty funny.

Happy hes gone.

I went through this phase

but i would recommend watching the normal version first

it's a good movie

fuck you got me

Which?

Hopefully it arrives faster then.

That makes the situation sound a lot better.

I tried to watch curb your enthusiasm online and my laptop got murdered

never gonna cut it, fag

SD this sounds really bad

but i was doing things too fast and was too stressed out

so i started getting blazed before work

I payed extra for 1-3 business day shipping

but I ordered a special thing that might have to be produced first, hopefully they do it fast

Ecchi

bud light

what kinda designer drugs are you smoking tonight?

echo labelled this folder "For TP"

That's old news.

As long as you don't get into trouble, no?

Okay, that sounds pretty damn pricey.

I paid around $40 total

probably more than I should have

i'm going to have to eventually start going to nuclear plants and get drug and psych tested

I just like the black pointer from Windows
Is easier to see against most applications
Did you have a ying yang one I bet you did

You probably had one that glittered

I once watched that show and there was a scene where the old guy was walking through a hospital frantically and simultaneously there was the sound of a woman getting fucked and her moaning super loud.
It was kind of disturbing. I must've been like 14

you're so lewd sometimes, it's shocking really

aaaaahhh I'm just smoking weed... no other drugs, my friend has a wedding coming up though, for his bachelor party I think we're gonna party

RIP, might want to drop it for that time then.

I had a black one with a red border

and a prismatic black one too

no lol

it reminds me of my grandma who like sends letters back to junk mail

i love her so much

those fucking eyebrows tho

Rolled 2 (1d5)1. Chug 2 tall cans and just shitpost
2. Chug 1 tall can and play FarCry
3. Chug 2 tall cans and play Osu (I'm going to need those 2 tall cans tbh)
4.Muscle Relaxants :^)
5. Drink like a normal person

I'm drinking that king of beers garbage
Fucking Budweiser man
I feel like the complete opposite of a king when I drink this tbh lmao

Even though the dude is mad autistic I'd still probs give him the dick

His face must be pretty bad if he flaunts his body yet hides his face alot
I feel like he's a Minami 2.0

oh yeah obviously before the drug testing starts i will stop

MY ROOMATE UNIRONICALLY ENJOYS WWE WHAT IS THIS HE IS 27

That doesn't look like stew and holy shit just that glimpse of that things face is enough to tell it's gross.

There is nothing wrong with WWE

minas face isnt bad

i am drinking bud light and that is only because the mexican store i went to only had lower quality beers in 30s

I once saw a sorta made for TV soft core porno when I was like, really young, before I even knew what sex was... it was fucking weird

just pound beers and shitpost instead of far cry

one of my bffs really likes it

But that body was in shambles

...

grim you room with a bro?

Almost like a mans.

I have a john cena folder you imbecile

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hrt does that to you

yeah

Literally flying up the ladder of success, etc.

asl?

I enjoy LittleKuriboh's commentary on the WWE

I don't watch it, but I almost want to because of him

we never will know him

this

I got thrown into a whole new team today, higher ups are testing my compatibility or something

boi/boi/boi

I thought it was going to be a lot more considering the order specifications.

Alright, hope that works out for you then.

He's gone full Murder.
There's no stopping it.

how did you meet your roommate?

on the internet?

I got the middle-high upgrade for the main unit and the body

otherwise it would have been like 60 :x

Time to pound the first one

IKUZE

lmao my friend Fredy would come over with like an eighthth of weed and would just watch WWE for hours while stoned

Thank god I had a laptop and a TV he could hook up to so I could do my own thing on the comp

Like a solid 6.5

I bought a 3pk of tall cans
I might end up getting another 3pk later
There is literally a liquor store right next to my apartment complex
God bless

Kinda tempted
Lemme pound this one first

cheers bby

he was always there. just slightly better at hiding it for a while.

it will don't worry

i quit weed for like 3 years i can do it again

oh SD tell me stories about fin army grumblings about trump

I want what you're smoking.

All he needs to do is meet up with Flan.

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Okay scratch that a solid 4

hey at least he's doing better than Fish

that would be a match made in heaven. except for when he sees the dick and goes nuclear.

there is literally a bar connected to my my apartment building and liquor stores across each street

also more bars if you like walking more than across the street

yeah I was going to room with another dude but my company was like
"hey this guy is indian and its his first time in the us, you should consider rooming with him, this is totally not a racially charged suggestion either lol"

roomie works in a diff branch tho

its great for pure entertainment but I personally can't watch it with any more attention than to laugh at the sheer silliness of it

...

yeah you thought miami was bad until you saw fish tits

why do we even have to compare such things

is this hell

...

He'll get his promotion SUCCing alright.

kinda hope miami is not dead tho

the boogeyman tho

they're doing ok

I message em every now and then

So it has a pieces?

True, true.

There never was any talk about Trump.

as long as he has a blindfold on to avoid seeing what's going in his mouth

Cups.
Soldier ult with nano boost and boom box from Orisa.

...

40

fucking

damage

per

shot

you live with another indian?

aren't indians kinda up tight

it is modular yes

hes very polite and he does his part when it comes to cleaning or other chores

only issue I have w/him is that he sleeps at 10:30pm every fucking night

EVERY NIGHT

HE DOESNT EVEN GET UP EARLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

in the fin mil?

well shit

*she
*her

he has a legends contract now. I just looked that up.

Death has come to Overwatch and it is a beetle of a robot, a granny and an old dad. lol
I just so want her beetle skin just cause of Kubo.

fuk. my bad. I didn't mean to misgender xir

wish he stayed

wait like he has no reason to wake up early?

I like her a lot, and the beetle skin is the best, but I hate how much she's going to add to the defense cancer.

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...

hey tsuchi how has smiles been doing lately

can you please tell her i said what up

nope
if hes busy with stuff he will sleep at 1am once in a blue moon

and still get up at the same time, 8 every morning

Dude, grim no offense but the Indians at the liquor store right by my pad saw that I was buying the shitty ass Natty Daddys for like 99 cents and no one else would buy them then they raised em up after I finished their first stock and now they're 1.99 and I was like "Oh the liquor across the street still sells them for 99 cents, I'll just go over there" then the dude is like "okay fine for you 1.20"

I was like fuck I guess
I was already smashed lmao
Fucking jews

I had a theory that the reason they are giving so many strong defensive heroes, maybe the next hero might be like say Doomfist is a tank buster.
Demolishes barriers and can slightly aoe just enough to kill nearby Symm turrets.
Assuming he is next.

what would he be busy with

at this point we need something that's stronger on attack than defense and can fuck with stationary defense heroes. I'm so fucking sick of the cancer defense meta it's not even funny anymore.

thats pretty shitty of them

I used to request this far off flavor of hard cider from the local bodega and the dude got stock just for me cuz hes a bro

lookin out for a fellow brotha

sometimes he takes work home and drafts

Yup.
I think Doomfist would be a good choice for that.

Stop with the ironic Sonic posting.
It's even worse than anything else you've done ironically.

I really hope so. wonder how soon he'll get put in the game.

believe me, I know. but test said I wouldn't do it so I have to at least for a little while.

no offense grim but this living situation sounds like a nightmare

senior year i lived with an iranian

sophomore year i was in an on campus apartment with the muslim student alliance

no joke i think they might have been a sleeper cell cause like they would show me beheading vids and i would be like

yo brah ahha that's gross dude

drafts of what

The other guy who works weekdays is a total bro though and he's indian too
I kinda wanna learn some and like be like "Hey whats cracking son" in Indian and like bros with that nigga

I would reckon not too long, the breaks between new heroes is really short comparably to most things.
I do so hope that the one old spice guy voices him.

Just sing Tunak Tunak to them.

can i get a link to this?

that song was viral before youtube or viral were a thing

kinda like that page that just had hamsters

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

NO JOKE?

DAMN SON

He invited some of his friends that used to live in the same village and I guess made it into the company with him and made this really crappy curry with them, no flavor
south indians like to use this weird chilli paste as a topping

im like SON LET ME SHOW YOU SOME LEGIT CURRY

but it was late and we were out of ingredients for the night

imma make some when they come over again

"kya haal hai"
KYA HAAL HEH
means how's it going

smart car stuff
either the circuits or the car body parts themselves is what ive seen so far from just the occasional shoulder peek
idk if im allowed to take a pic of it but ill ask him

cheers xD

My old liquor store by my pad was like turkish or some shit and they'd always be playing Turkish music like some random radio station that was all turkish and I'd bust in there dancing like the tunak tunak guy and he'd bust up laughing and tell me to buy my cheap ass beer like the Phillipino I am, and then I'd be like No Im the one that eats beans nigga and we'd both laugh

It was a mutual shitting on each others race yet we were good bros
Ive known him for like 3 years

Sounds lit dude

I'll try it out one of these days but Ill bring up something and like make sure their indian
I dont wanna mistake their ethnicity
Thats just awkward

What are you drinking?

my cuban friend adrian in gradeschool fucking got me into this shit

I have danced to the tunak tunak song more than once when I was younger

if I gt turnt enough ill most likely do it again if it starts playing

...

I have it on my MP3 player for next AX.

This versions better

Are 3 tall cans a 6 pk or more?

How to math plox

yeah no joke i got stuck into an apartment

the good news were that fran and don (these great drug dealers were downstairs) were there

i was in a triple and of course had to top bunk it

the other room was a double and they had this other muslim sleeping on the floor

so it was like 6 people

they would conduct their muslim student alliance meetings in our apartment

i moved halfway through sophomore year off campus

Does it even matter?

like you don't even realize how like this was one of the first internet memes

you were like maybe 5

A 6 pack would be 6 x 12 oz.

Yeah but that's still shit compared to this masterpiece.

I've known about it for quite a few years, my college roommates can attest to that

But yeah I know it's ancient

perf

there it is

wow he has a nice doggo

I wonder how the chores were handled

best tunak cover

Sup diggies~

not even kidding about my cuban friend

he had a twin who was much taller

boutta throw myself into the shower

how was your friday

oh

youtube.com/watch?v=38nfPs-jkgw

breast implants when tho

when you can buy them

Don't slip on the way in lol

it was okay.

Let's chat when you get back^^

Hey Teeps.

lop sided breast implants.

brb more beer

here have some Deja vu to calm your nerves

Not really
But I usually know how many regular beers it takes to get me shitfaced but with these its tricky

My brain is like, you've only drank 3 youre good
But Im feeling it now mister krabs

A tall can is 25 fl oz
so 3 of those is 75
and a 6 pk is 72

Oh shit so I almost killed a 6 pack but I feel fine

THAT SONG SOUNDS SO FAMILIAR

Though I think Im mistaking it with a different one on Osu
Now that triggered my autism and Im going to get on to find out which one it is
Thanks alot Emma

Though before I do Im gonna do a beer run

Yeah his dogs really nice
Dude is so pale and smooth its unreal

the only alterations I want to make to my body are my nose, chin, breasts, dick removal, and maybe a bullet to the head idk which I'm gonna do first

i don't even remember

like you had to get in a lottery to even get selected to soph apts

but like all my friends were off campus so i had to bullshit an excuse to get out of my contract

where you been

I really need to make a folder entirely of initial D memes

they're literally top tier

osu.ppy.sh/s/459149

cap this ho

I'm pretty much in the same boat.

My question is sdown

Damn Cubans and their communism

That'd take me like... way more than is necessary

Today's yuri releases.

mega.nz/#!bkYBWTTD!DcxscQMJ1wk1AHh6KIebzdg8dTXSpjv-BTblq9jsXqE

Translated
Shishunki Seimeitai Vega [Vol.1] - 0001 - Shishunki Seimeitai Vega 0 [English] by [Geeba]
Shishunki Seimeitai Vega [Vol.1] - 0002 - Chapter 2 [English] by [u Scanlations]
[Honno Kimochi-ya (2C=Galore)] It's The Future, Jura~ (Love Live! Sunshine!!) [English] [GiB]
[Mezashi] The Story of Hanamaru

Untranslated
(C90) [peachpulsar (みら)] おっぱいちゃんとちっぱいちゃんが入れ替わる話 [DL版]
(ぱんっあ☆ふぉー！7) [LETRA (滝太郎)] 転がる石の先 (ガールズ&パンツァー)
(コミティア118) [peachpulsar (みら)] 今夜は私が… [DL版]
Shishunki Seimeitai Vega ch3 raw
Shishunki Seimeitai Vega ch4 (END) raw

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With the gf or at work.

Why, you miss me? :3

they had a sick summer home in south bend (where notre dame is)

wat

I am not sure where these are

thanks bro

you have a girlfriend?

sure

osu maps longer than 2 minutes are ass

3 minutes is the limit

...

??????????????

Yup.

when skeletor steals your bike

sup

sdown

My joke failed

so like chicago is on the left of that image and all the gay furries are north

oh cool you been dating long

I don't live in the north anymore.

Ooh. my b

I still suck with jokes lol

Yeah, a couple months.

BAMA

what's her name

is it another trap?

Iowa.

Work in the AM. Toodles

My sister lives in Chicago and now I am afraid for her

I also suck with jokes, so no worries

thought you were moving to bama

no wait

how so?

what a pleb
have a nice day

...

Eventually.

I think I made too much cohocolate milk for today one night

in hindsight i shouldn't have assumed that elmers' gf was another trap

Pretty sure she is tbh

oh chicago isn't so bad unless you life in like garfield park or the way south side and are black

then like you have not much quality of life or hope

what's the plan?

tbh i feel like elmers just likes to be lied to when she posts and can't handle any criticism

youtube.com/watch?v=DXt_ioJ7D2k

I just assume all of it is terrible

Knowing Elma as long as I have, I very much doubt that is the case

@ban

when do you report and when do you no report

what warrants a ban report

so what is the case

your first point is terrible and unfounded

i can only assume the second one is equally ignorant

just report everybody, constantly
Every single post
The mods will thank you for it I'm sure

I guess me and the squad are going to LT tomorrow

Ian come with :3

There's a weeb event going on

We celebrating White day :3

it tasted like tummyhurts

I'm being purposefully ignorant on the first one jokingly because I actually loved Chicago when I visited it lol

Naw

i think it's illegal to false report but i report luka and other boring posters regularly for spam

did you ever see chi raq tho

I'm watching a movie where Frasier is a sassy navy general it's sooo bad

Thats top secret.

So like vomit ?

pretty sure i've seen this

someones navy or some shit

Uhhh... probably not? I just kinda mostly roamed downtown Chicago with family

toothbrush

brushtooth

Oh so this was the one I was thinking of

I don't know why Heitai reminds me of this but it fucking does

Shugo Chara was alright
Just don't tell anyone I actually watched the series

mchails navy remake with the dude from frazier

down the periscope

this shouldn't exist

you're a chiraq savage

then nanas?

yes brushy vrushy tooth by tooth

yes nanas then afterwards

brothtoush

...

night showas a best

weariness just washes right offa ya

got college pics of you?

post yung tp

hellooo

dude come on

i was talking about the spike lee joint

ah yes this gem

tootblush

...

pshh, why are you posting images you weirdo

rob Schneider is also in this movie, fml

nanas

daily reminder that why is neru

Because why not

...

he is a great filmmaker

I AM BECAUSE I ARE WHO

still a few toots left

this is hard
not to be racist

uhhhhh

the guy behind the white shirt on the far left?

jk I love it

furthest left givnjng middle finger?

hurry neru

Implying i'm a cis male.

yeah and the guy in the white shirt was my roommate

I know it

looks like I know my boy's face well

Wish I got an S on that autistic pedophile song on normal but I always fail like halfway in the hard version cause my wrist cramps up

How do I become a pedophile song master like you Emma?

you kinda are though babe

PERFECT SONG FOR YOU

How was your shower, Grim?

I cant figure out which one you are

help me out here TP

I was born in the wrong body.

APPARENTLY NOT PERFECT ENOUGH

THIS SHIT IS SO HARD

EMMA MUST FUCK TODDLERS ON A DAILY BASIS IF SHE BEATS THIS SHIT ON INSANE

these nostalgias though

i recently reconnected with that ass

it was nice

squeaky clean and comfymodo now

/huggu

nice, how's he doing?

KEK

Someone link this to scoots with the filename lmfao

Awwe yiss. So what's new?

i.imgur.com/3qC7KK5.png

It's my 3rd best play LOL
It's like 40 seconds long, just spam retry :^)

didn't you leave

the answer is already here

he runs a successful sushi restaurant in san diego

swallowing toothpaste kind of tempting but

BED

nana

No?

Did I? I'm baked lol

I was born in the wrong body too

lates

I'll fucking gambarimasu

fuckin A

getting ready for next week. going to be the busiest I have yet. New team to work with, ugh x.x

give me back my old team pls bosses y u do dis

maybe you should talk to cuckwork

he just spams too

It doesnt help that Im drunk

Just get a new one.

The start of a new chapter. It'll be okay^^

I don't know who that is.

And isn't all of this spam? I mean it's like the same shit every day any way you slice it.

nypost.com/2017/03/03/man-wins-bet-chugging-bottle-of-tequila-dies-minutes-later/

worf

At least he died a winner amirite?

I got a vague response on how long but they said its temporary so

hoping for dabes

how many weeds did you inject

like no joke he abandoned college and our crew to move back home and work for his brother

i read his fucking google reviews and it's like 9 plus

that hidden gem

always good cuts

good for him

no

faito

i suppose so

you seen manchester by the sea

Why not ?

You're suffering in your human form.

That's all you can hope for, so you're already on the right path.

I smoked my lady's homegrown shit before work and KB had his pipe at work tonight so idk what that equates to in injectables.

No, what's that?

this just in: everything is spam

apparently elmer's growing a vagina helped her articulate this fully

The echos of the slow motion Haitaaaaaaiooooooooooooo and sound of my life crumbling haunts me

I like it.

his family didn't win

lucked out

im glad I didn't study history or some boogie like that lol

I'd probably be working in my dad's company if I did
it pays good money but I don't think I'd enjoy committing to something that doesn't make a difference in the world as much as my current job does

is it good stuff

ben afflecks bro

oscar

brie larson triggered

...

You like suffering?

...

fuck gucci mane

that anti gucci

THIS GUCCI

emma can you find me the non tainted version of this

its so catchy

I'm used to it.

It's literally the title of the video

Fuck off Ban

You're White

yeah bro i don't know if you know but my dad is self-made fucking rich

but i just do my own shit

Thanks for the pronouns or something something TP is a pretty nice guy finally.

I have a biased opinion of families not winning at all ever, but lol that sucks.

Yeah, it's top-tier shit and the current grow is super dank smelling already and it's not even budding yet.

Can't wait for the greenhouse this spring. I'm gonna grow my peppers in there.

I know who Ben Affleck is at least. Sorry x_x

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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

no shit?
I searched for it and couldnt find one thats why im asking

mine too but I would say high-middle class since he makes that cash in nyc

Such a hardened badass.

And I know lyrics

like my dad has a fucking mansion and tries to rain cash on me

i'm like get out trick

...

sick

nigga can he be my dad LOL

apparently this afflect sexually harrasses woman

based brie did not smile

im so late to this meme

I wish sci was here to bantz about this

Yo real shit

This shit goes hard

you can visit im sure

he likes browns

...

Yeah I know

I can't just waltz in tho

you should come with and be like
ay this is my internet boy grim, he ddosed the fuck out of someone and his dad once

...

It's called 100% Chuugakusei, YouTube cucks it with copyright though.
The only version I found on YouTube isn't available in USA, but here's one with a link to it on Google Drive.
youtube.com/watch?v=vhnaoRKBwqY

Good chat.

even though the weekend is fire it's still some dude whispering r&b cliches in your ear

mfw

thank you for finding it tho

he would just be happy that i visited, regardless of who i brought

watch this music video

you wanna go w/me?

I'll buy you a few rounds of drinks

yo wish so how bout the hawks getting i'll do ya

ok

I wanna sleep but I just drank an energy drink.

I'm so smart.

as i'm saying i could like bring fish and my dad would just love it

are yuru happpyy do yuru happpyy AIIEE KOTOBAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I don't even drink energy drinks when I desperately need energy

What is wrong with you

sleep anyway

we should fish for fish and bring some then

What ?

I like the way it feeeels.

rip, I love energy drinks buts it's suicide to drink them at night

good goooodd

Someone posted this on my Facebook recently

"So I've been drinking coffee in the form of ice blended mochas (so basically espresso, milk and a ton of sugar) pretty regularly since 7th grade. And I stopped and completely cut them out about 8 months ago. I've gotten quite a few in the last few weeks and didn't realize how much they affect my body! My hearts pounding, I have so much anxiety and my skin sucks. I'm dizzy and feel kinda gross. But I'm also so focused and wired which makes it addicting! But point of the post: I drank them so regularly for years and just thought I was an anxious person with a heart arrhythmia when really I was drinking anxiety through a straw and paying $5 for it."

see
drive.google.com/file/d/0B1kRSZNJTTZpMW9HWFZ3RUt2QnM/view?pageId=115034649688357420093

its a video embed

I got so used to listening to the vlc corrupted edition that I got addicted to the actual song

but on a real tip my dad is at this "why did i buy such a fucking big house" stage

i could roll in with like three meth meads (fish, ui, scarlet) and he would ecstatically order in

I have to go to a bar tomorrow.
I have never been to one.

What's more it's a gay bar.

I think Im too drunk for this

43 tries and125 oz of beer is not a good idea and my wirst is killing me man

lmfao does he not hire housekeepers once a week to keep it in shape

at least youll be in your element after a few drinks

Be yourself and you'll be fine

Just try not to let the crowds get you too down

Gonna pound this next one cause Im pissed I couldnt pass it

I was so fucking close too but those four spaced out clicks always fuck my shit up

I'm only taking $100 for the excursion.
That includes my venture to the Old Market in Omaha.

I plan to just have fun.

i used to go to this gay bar with my girlfriend

we would like make out in front of the gays

and they had great pbr deals

...

I don't think I have this kind of a problem.

I am shaking right now though.

I made a mistake.

Why are lolis always gay in anime ?

Have fun and be yourself, that is the best strategy

I'm sure you'll be fine Kyle

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...

TP you never surprise me.

I am actually quite excited. I am picking up a nice outfit tomorrow for this.

why do you have osu memes on your facebook

Sounds like you'll have a lot of fun!

why don't you have osu memes on your facebook

Why do you not osu memes have facebook your on?

idk dude

theyre stupidly cute tho

If only you would see my fb feed

The content on that shit is better than whats on here

Or get AIDs.

Also every female in video games is turned gay by the fandoms.

Safety first

dudes arent safe either

hidontgetaids

he is in europe most of the year so he has to hire grad students to house sit

he's been trying to get me to move to cincinnati for like forever

hipster gays drink pbr cause it's like trendy and blue collar

i just like it

They are much safer though.

...

I failed you Emma

I couldnt pass it
I am dishonor to famiry

Wait ban is it true you wanna be a girl irl?

what did you think?

...

...

...

no

woa

have fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

IDK MAN
IF ITS LIKE AN OTTERMODE DUDE, CHICKS GO CRAZY ABOUT THAT YAOI

awww

why aren't you close w/your dad anyway

this real talk sotos feed is glorious

ban is able to teach all genders all levels swimmer

certified

Fucking nerd lmk when you can do Extra

Sorry, didn't see.
And I told them I would so I have to.

look how stupid their fucking faces are

but theyre so cute fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

i am fine with my dad

i just don't suck his dick like my brother does

;)

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DON'T GET SUCKED IN

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You still take it in the ass though right?

Do you have Matthew added on fb?

How the fuck can you even do that?
Don't you only have 1 working eye?

I was about to say why does this guy keep posting neat stuff at me even tho I nearly hate his tits but then i realized you're just being a huge dick like the ones in that pic

no why would I
he doesnt even know me personally

IM TRYING

pls send help

like my dad was always in greece during my brother's birthdays and he has always needed that fatherly reassurance more than i

and my step dad and my brother don't really get along lol

basically there's a lot of dad shit here

true

I'm not a fucking faggot.

RESIST

Well yeah, but I only need one to see circles :^)

sounds mighty complicated

why you posting so much lewd

MOESHIT2STRONK

yo song me

not really

dad issues

i was the 2nd and better kid

The closet fuels your anger.

youtube.com/watch?v=3mUfOs-CTCw

it's a secret tbh

TP

thanks

sup 10x

ah ok

idk man
I always feel like my dad just wanted to see me on my feet, independent and now that its a reality it's pretty cool
im gonna take some days off after next week and stay w/ my parents for a bit

because you're always so goddamn horny

if I was angry at you I'd be cursing you out or something
when you peddle the same shit constantly it gets boring
like how moogs throws his asshole at people and how cup degrades himself publically

No problem

aww that's cute ^^

Oh yeah, you're right
He adds whoever though

You sure look like one tho
Don't take that as a insult though, you look like a cute faggot though

I'm just salty cause I'm bad at this lol
You really do have talent Em's

youtu.be/cwBdKC4EwSs?t=1s

lol What did this even have to do with them? Damn your passive aggressive tendencies shine bright.
I feel like the image triggered you.

Wanna see my tiddies?

did you watch the video I linked you??

you're just imagining that

not sure

Uhhh....Sure why not?
Though Id rather see you naked but hey baby steps ya know?

deep down
like way deep deep down I kinda wanna actively save a human being's life

idk why

I know cpr and first aid and the Heimlich and what not
just waiting for someone to have a heart attack at work or something

well you're all huge faggots, duh

ill add him when I have a friendship with him or some mushy shit like that

I SEE IT IN YOUR EYES

so bitter

You may or not have a god complex

Big right ?

great song, not a lil Uzi fan myself, and his verse on this song is pure cancer

here's what I linked you

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you should get into the medical game then

like my little sister works with like retarded old people

do you fam

they're just examples

I want to know what it feels like to bring someone back from the cusp of death
only curious

YOU KNOW THIS IS CP RIGHT??????

Its not CP

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idk

would take an insane amt of time and $$$

I don't like people in general enough to dedicate that many resources to something like that

didn't you tell me she was underaged

I sincerely doubt that

I get the feeling that you crave the bond that one experiences when they owe their life to another

But hey that's just an opinion man

its this person

they are like 20 something

lil uzi is an acquired taste

if its a stranger there is no bond

man I dont even know

oh yeah i got bored with the played out intro and closed it

I'd rather look at your cute freckles than this garbage

Post em

I know.

Grim pls, I know how quickly you can form bonds

yeah i don't know where my sister got her genuine caringness

I DONT WANT NO BONDS

2 in 1

probably from the same place tests sister got hers

ssshhhh

uhhmmm x.x

Acquired implies some amount of refinement. Lil Uzi is garbage, boring mumble rap

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And you're not?

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OUR BONDS GIVE ME STRENGTH!

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So salty.

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but like you listen to migos enough that idiot sounds normal after awhile

One more week.
How's the more popular yet shittier circlejerk doing tonight?

Quit posting your little brother

facts

I already have my bond with you and thats close enough colbear
not much beats locating your barefoot friend in the dangerous streets of LA after he had a bad trip and fled into the night just hours prior

What kind of little brother has tiddies ?

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That really is not relevant to what we were talking about, but okay...

Buying a switch seems like a bad idea based off of what happened to the Wii U alone.

that didn't make sense and you're a retard xD

bad things happen when you bond with ppl

all the best hall of fame hitters are swich

have you ever tried to bat switch?

it's fucking hard as fuck

bonds that form after someone's life is saved by another or something

I didn't save your life but I did make sure you got back safe with kon

yep

good things happen too

describes me perfectly

pls dont tell me you take hrt

new

One that's a faggot trying to become a girl to normalize their homosexuality.

I can actually bat from both boxes.

oh sorry

i figure you will be leaving forever again soon anyways

At least you admit your feelings in that way. Now all you have to do is admit you are gay.

So basically been doing alot of acid, alsko smoked DMT för the girst time.
Me and friend found some cocaine, the ammount slightly too scary to write in post, dont wanna get shot lol. Did about 10 grams in a week, finders keepers.
Now friendo stole the coke and says someone broke into his apartment.
Friend no more!

Living at my dads place, but i leave at 5 in the morning erry morning.
And i spent a tiny bit of time in the psych ward lol, stole the psychic cardigan

There's a new thread.