Hmm~

Hmm~

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/dPjAtPqqdhM
imgur.com/a/RRrFG
imgur.com/a/1Ocs3
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O-oh. Hey lewds.

I think anyone would back me up on this

Later, Scanner.

How can a cannon bleed, or get stunned?
I'm fucked.

Oh, I thought you were leaving.

I started playing Darkest Dungeon just yesterday. What does marking actually do, anyway?

Oh nono. I'm sure you are loyal. I just don't know many loyal people.

it's too late. the folder is well underway. almost 100 images so far.

Certain attacks do 25% more damage.
Those attacks are shit hot, and can certain marking abilities can debuff cunts.

Please stop.

To be fair, I've been posting some bitch from a hentai doujin and no one has ever said a thing.

Must not ban

I already have one tho.

...

we don't speak of those times.

do it. do it you fucking pussy. I'll tattle to grim so fast it'll make your head spin.

...

He couldn't save Sci, he won't save you.

Don't know that one either.

...

CHUCKLEFISH IS MAKING A NEW ADVANCED WARS AHHHHHHHHHHHH

go on. do it.

you won't.

too scared of the hellstorm of fury and vengeance I'd unleash. the swirling torrent of misery and woe I would bring upon you and everyone you hold dear.

How about a gf? [Great Friend]

I'm so torn about this.

Hungry? For cocks?

Sure thing, Giggles.

THIS IS SO AWFUL I constantly have to avoid saving poorly drawn edgy art of my avatar that looks exactly like this

It's going to be great, fuck you.

Tfw no one online to cuber owo

yeah I'm only saving a few specific things that are that bad for the purpose of posts like that. but it hurts me to do it. it really does. like this monstrosity.

Cyber

This is Cupcake irl.

Don't anyone tell her I told you.

hurtful.

Woah, there, Fish.

Please
I moisturizer my penis

Shovel

why do i still feel so empty inside

...

Hahahahhaa good reference

yeah I bet you do. multiple times a day.

sick pervert.

Do you want to play Overwatch with us later today?

;3
Dudeweed

I figured it'd be low-key enough that it'd be funny to the people who got it.

THIS IS A STRICTLY NO BULLY ZONE!

THE ONLY ABUSE WE HAVE HERE IS ADMIN ABUSE.

Abuse this dick

I do fucking love advance wars though.

Would I have to get a switch for this. ;-;
OST is a beast too.

This is my jam

lmao 420blazit

I break all the rules. I'm a sexy rebel without a cause.

I never closed my capture software.

How bad do you think the delay is rn?

You can cuber me.

Getting out of bed now
Got so drink
Atleast I wasn't banned

Cupcake is no longer my bf.
(Best Friend)

I mean, so far it's switch exclusive, so we'd have so see when it does well.

why would you get banned? what did you do?

what.............have..........................I...................................DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE?!

Thanks but I'll be going to bed in a few hours.

Poorly memed.

I dont know
I tend to get WILD when drunk
its spring break 08 all over again

I meant after you've awoken. I said tonight, it's still morning here.

This is me

remind me what this one was? there's so many thread memes at this point it's getting legitimately hard to keep track.

2008 was when I graduated. I feel so old.

This is me irl

Same family.
Same.
I was so fresh to the world.
I could have been anything.hhhhhhhh
but I became a faggot

I'm actually not sure if it's a GarEE meme or if that was Northern Wind who I happened to be thinking of because I looked at our DMs. It's jumbling together for me too.

...

Music time?

GarEE is one of our better memes tho

a faggot is objectively the best thing to be though

better than a filthy memer

haha but who'd become one of those haha

it's all just blending together. soon we will be nothing but meme generators and regurgitaters. we're already so close...

do not do this

Legitimately agrieved

youtu.be/dPjAtPqqdhM

I think I'll give it a try.. I havn't played it in so long. Got kind of uninteresting.

kwah-heh heh w-who would do such *sweats kindly* a th-thing *shakes*

Truth

I can't wait.

Play DPS and say fuck the team cause tank and healer are boring.

Oh shit, placements to do... fucking end my life now.

I could go for a shake right now.

our memeamorphosis will soon be complete.

God fucking damnit you fucking meme wizard.

I'm already committed. Leaving soon for the dealership

time to whack off and shower away some of the surface shame.

I legit want fish and chips and a choco shake right now
ive finally gotten some soberiety and my stomach doesnt feel like it will spew

Scoot The White Wizard

nezi...you poor thing. I'll remember you fondly.

I just realized I completely forgot to eat yesterday.

Imagine if Shadow the Hedgehog was a girl... and they were like being fisted by a knuckles who was also a girl irl.

I'm sure there's a pizza sitting on the counter you can dust off.

...

I might have eggies or toast. FUCKING endless possibilities

RIP my dick

jokes on you I wouldn't need to dust it off because my cat would lick all that off for me so HA

why not eggies on toast?

Got an A for my final project in a course that I only went to one lecture in. Wew, I haven't been "that guy" before, but it feels pretty good.

Usually just always went powerhouse with reinhart when I played with Squash.

nice desu ne

...

...

Have you tried all of the characters?

EGGS IN A BASKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wait how you make france toast
never had france toast
Reeee

How do you live like this

How have you never had French toast

Does that make me a hobbit?

french toast is easy as shit. take eggs and maybe a little milk if you want, beat them in a bowl, then dip slices of bread into that and put it in a hot pan, flip after a little bit, cook the other side, pour syrup on it or whatever you like and eat it up.

by not giving a fuck BRAH

Good lewds!

...

Roadpig was the only one I never wanted to play.

Its unpatriotic. I wouldnt want mammy therisa to lock me in the "re-education" camp.
REEEEEEEEEEEeducation

Thanks. Probably my first and last A during my education.

YOU FORGOT

THE FUCKING

VANILLA

never had it that way. my french toast growing up was basic as fuck. obviously you can add all kinds of things to the eggs to make it better.

IM BREAKING THE HOBBIT....... TONIGHT

sounds like good shit
damn the french
i bet it is really an english thing
fuck twinks reeee

Smaht Lewds.

BECAUSE HE ISNT A VANILLAFAG LIKE YOU TEST
BRUHDSM

Was Rein your favorite

If there's no VANILLA

Then how is it FRENCH

it's just delicious. like how german pancakes aren't nazi, they are just tasty. should try those too.

because when I cook it I go "HON HON HON" a lot

Wait.... german... nazi... cook... but wont my gas oven just scream

just don't cook any jewish food at the same time and you should be fine

life is such a struggle.

Seriously, if you don't have vanilla or maple syrup don't bother making French toast.

DVA was my most favorite but when I had to come to terms with the low damage output, I had to switch up.

give me your syrup daddy

syrup yes, vanilla no. it's perfectly edible without it.

Vanilla syrup.

I've got some vanilla syrup for you bby

Do you at least put butter on it?

Rein is really not a damage character either. If you REALLY wanna do damage Reaper's the guy.

...

Yeah?

sometimes.

sometimes I just put syrup. just plain eggs on bread, cooked, with syrup. how does that make you feel?

Reaper is the best Overwatch

...

STOP EDGY MEMES
reaper is such a fucking meme main

Hot topic isn't my style.

You don't need to main him to enjoy playing him. He's reliable damage and it's funny how tanks just become big ult batteries in front of him.

It feels good twohitting people with two shots when up close though Nnnnnnnnnnghh

Also those crispy sneaky ults. God I just drop my keyboard and mouse and start masturbating.

Good job Lewds. I'm off to work, bai

I miss Beyblade meta. Just walking at the enemy team and pressing Q for a quintuple kill.

maybe this is why you lose

bye!

Later.

THAT VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like dying

Then get a Mariachi skin

That doesn't even help Test-san.

It cuts the edge in half

I am going to change my battlenet name to

TH3-ENDER-0F-UR-DREAMZ

and just main reaper.

No.

Change it to "MercyMain"

And main reaper.

IT"S HIS CURSE

Having a middle-aged man talking about his curse really doesn't lower the fun of shooting people in the face with a shotgun for me.

I guess if I had to think about it, I never really found myself liking any of the character's playstyles. That's probably why I got got bored after a few weeks.

...

Also disappointed by this

Dva has the most boring playstyle in the game and you find her the most fun, so your tastes seem skewed.

hahahaha

I just whacked off to a twink getting pounded... but as I was nearing climax I yelled "NO HOMO BRO"

my heterosexuality was saved

I couldn't hook my interest on anything.

...

I'm here again.

Nigga that's gay if you don't want to be gay just fap to traps.

Traps are gay, too.

Nice Cupcake

I avatared as Shadow the Hedgehog for about five minutes once

What did I do/remove earlier?

There are people who unironically like Hedgehog.

There are people who unironically want to fuck Fluttershy.

nuh uh the dick makes better and *OTHER MENTAL GYMNASTICS*

Either you removed a banner or the link that previously worked for it doesn't work anymore for some reason

I barely talk to Bebop on Skype and he linked it to me there once, so it was easy to find the log; I checked on it because I realized I hadn't seen it show up in a while

Oh, that?

I took out like 10 banners. Basically all the ones that didn't at least make me smirk the first time I saw them.

Fucken stoked

ADMIN ABOOS

I added like 11 new ones, though.

Do you have an overview?

This was a banner

What the fuck even is this

I was expecting the Blood-chan one to be gone too but then it came up

Is Blood-chan's avatar brushing her hair kawaii to you?

How do I make a banner?
I wanna make a /scanimus/ banner for Holla Forums

Maybe just a load of pictures of people looking terrored, cobble them together on paint and have the words /scanimus/ drawn or typed somewhere.

Honestly, the fact that it was a gif kind of made me like it more.

It's really not that good either, now that I think about it.

I was wrong about the number, I'm pretty sure this is all of the new ones.

imgur.com/a/RRrFG

It just has to be 300x100 and under 500kb

Or maybe a snip of the most retarded post I made. That'll be a decent banner, right?

[Like]

Maybe not.

My favorite is "[Board Name] [Anime Girl]"

I have chips from chip shop

*Fries

*Patat

I can't remember what triggers Belgians, Friet or Patat.

source fgt

...

Do they have gravy on them?

Someone spur my sexuality

Fries.
We both have wedges though, right?
Like... in the same word as English and American?

>tfw no girl or girl* (*=boy) wants to bully my cock

I don't remember.

Also hello qt!

Nadeko is underage.

Yeah, potato wedges, we got those.

We call most things the same thing. It's the same language.

morning emi

i had black pudding and eggs on toast

I'm going to dose you with all sorts of herbs and tinctures and cook food for you.

Just so you can temporarily forget how shit your life is.

then we fuck

salt vinegar

What is your favourite kind of potato thing?

What's up!

lpt - putting your keeb on a towel reduces the reverb thing it makes with your desk making the clicking clacking that much crispier and pure!

Pretty basic, but still damn good.
How much it cost?

Kapsalon
or friet speciaal

Hash browns. Especially when mixed into sausage gravy.

1.60, got a chip buttie wew

Oh fuck me sideways, I had to google that, and that shit looks like fucking mad man heaven.

I like fries with chinese chicken curry sauce with onions.

Fries > Rice

It was a banner characteristic of a previous age

I'm pretty sure I never smirked at most of them. They are mostly just anime girls with the board name

Are you prone to smirking

hi

Perfect brunch.
Confirmed for good taste.

Bread is amazing.
You can make anything better with bread.

i only reserve her for once a month tho

herbs sound nice.

I guess. They all at least attempt at humor.

And you made a good point, I took out the dumb hairbrushing one.

I mean you can't compare the two, rice is just a solid every day food. Fries is party time.

Can't survive on partying 24/7.

ERASING HISTORY

So whatchu up to

Hai

Not unless you make your own.
Gravy and spuds are pretty cheap, son;
just like rice.

imgur.com/a/1Ocs3

These are all the ones I took out if you're curious.

im deciding what to do currently. not sure if I should fap, shower, fap shower, fap bath, anime, youtube.

wow my life is pretty simple

Herbs are most relaxing.
Well... at least not the poisonous ones.

put back 3 4 and 9

how are you? 0:

Potatos are not a sustainable food to base your diet on.

Hey, me too!
I ate too much too late (2 donut) for breakfast so I had lunch later, but I felt bad so I took a fap and then ate my pizza and now I'm here trying to find a remix.

Good but who are you?

im someone who happened to stumble onto this board

Well, yeah, you gotta have veggies too.
Or else you turn into a horrid hollow barbarian thing.

No.

I just wanna say, I like you guys and "girls"

5

Well, welcome then!

We post here about pretty much nothing and anything.

Rice master race.

Welcome.

What has you shitposting with us in the morning?

you mean like weeds the devil's vegetarian side dish?

waow that doesnt sound healthy at all! i ate rice with pork and lotsa veggies :P I washed it all down with hot water.

i havent fapped outside of a bathroom in a month

okay how about just 4. i kinda like that one

eh, sounds gay
not much, gonna shower in 5

you?

T-thanks thats pretty much what i do all day so i think i will do alright then :D

im bored and sleepy and nothing to do D:

I'mma make toast and porridge.
Oats are a good second.

Yeah, but what's your old name?

It doesn't even say animus.

6

...

Shhhhhh

Oh, it's Luka.

...

Wow, clean horny Feku.

Yeah but dinner will be rice and veggies and chicken probz so I'm okay.

It's just I had the choice of rice porridge or pizza.

Game, probably.

Enjoy wet.

Yay :D

*pat*

would you keep it if it did?

...

Yes, wonder when he moved to America.

Are you sleep because you just woke up or because you didn't sleep?

also megumi is really cute
i rewatched the first season just to screencap her

last part
i stayed up all night
no real reason as to why but it happened

Pearls will only be distributed in private in this age, and only to my favorite swine

(I do NOT!!!!!!!!!!! mean something lewd by this)

There are three there that I don't understand

Did Punk start saying literally a lot when he was posting here and I wasn't around or something? I don't remember him saying that in the old days

OH YEAH MR KRABS

No. It doesn't really say anything about the board. It would just be the board name and an anime girl.

Best girl 100% forever.

P-pearls?

.////.

It's a joke.

I didn't get that one either. I have a feeling that even if the joke was explained to us it wouldn't be funny.

I'm feeling a lot better now.

he's the best.

these are just memes

going back to bed. see ya nerds.

yup! my room doesnt smell like cum anymore!

was the donatsu unhealthy kind or okay kind? rice porridge can be pretty boring so you made a good choice.

hmm oh well. i guess i wouldnt care enough to edit it anyways. thanks for explaining your actions tho.

she is the cutest girl that isnt nakoruru

...

*pat* you felt bad?

I woke up way too early.

ew is that the trash remake of love live

Yeah I did, but I'm feeling better now, well I think I am anyway, I feel it! Also thank you for the headpat, I appreciate it.

How are you doing today?

Welterusten.

Wait so it did? Ew.

Just lick it up from your desk after you're done.

But chuni

Odd that you like that one so much anyway. Is that a character you like?

I didn't sleep. Probably gonna nap after class.

I have no idea what it is to be honest, I don't into anime that much. It's just a meme in a discord I'm in.

You should.

You said you have nothing to do, but really you can just sleep.

I feel terrible because I ate unhealthy from the moment I woke up way too late ^^'

Not sure what to do right now.

Maybe shower to give my body the illusion it's cared for.

Please have not scammed me, internet person I sent EUR 16,50 to.

Um.

I didn't do this.

I liked how they said they would stop making only female classes like this so much.

no its cuz i used to litter my trash can with tissues :P

i dont really like her anymore, but shes a nice edgy character thats memorable and that one particular scene was the one jump scare i had for that anime.

Don't feel terrible because of that, even if you did eat unhealthy. Just go with the flow and make it up with some exercise afterwards.

Also I hope you enjoy your shower when you go for one!

Just need to survive until then.

I see.

wISH i WOULD BE IRONICALLY FUCKED

Disgusting.

Thanks ^^

Luck.

sAME

tHIS

No problemo! I had one this morning, felt so nice and relaxing.

ugh now i feel filthy. i guess shower and fap is the solution!

It's 3pm, not sure if this is not done or normal.

Ah, enjoy then.

Sorry!

Wow, Russians make some strengthening foods out of potatoes.

They got Plum in Potato, and it involves potato mash.

you vs the guy she told you to not worry about

I'm gonna lay down for a couple hours before class.

Later.

pLEASE DONT MOCK ME

Take care, Test.

What do you mean?

NI NI

Sleep snug, smug.

I normally only shower before sleep. This feels weird, showering in the day.

Oooh, it's not weird at all, you should do it more often!

Okay Empty-sama!

Oh my, my face is going to burn up now!

Should i be quick or long?

:3c

Well you are long so

idk

Someone 1vs1 me

Aren't you long too??

In what

Okay, my face is now a little red and warm now. Also make sure you wash behind your ears when you shower!

hope test doesn't die

I'll think about it, brb.

I'm smol and adorable.

Okay Empty-onii-chan!

Is that self proclaimed

Uhh... ummm! Gaaah.

WHY IS TERA SO FUCKING SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO CLASSES

Back, up to you.
I got a pc.

I'm only as tall as Darkness here!

Cute!

Hmm can't be of service im in a shower. Try seducing that empty person

so we have reaper and whats the new one?

How are you posting whilst in a shower?!

Pfft, you're doing this on purpose now.

No, please don't try to seduce this Empty person, I'd like to remain intact.

xP

some people go the extra mile and bag their phones and shower with them

That face tells all, I rest my case now!

Reapers for Elins, Brawler for human and elf girls, ninja for Elins, and some new glaive class for female slut elves.

This gender lock shit is retarded.

That's an okay height for your kind, no?
Dewa its time to work the jerk brb

You will be more intact then ever once you have the satisfaction of the key fitting the lock

With this multipurpose posting tool that will also aid me in my search for enlightenment through a youths techniques

Why is everyone in this board a fucking wizard?

This includes you, Feku, why are you a wizard?

Well I can't argue with that logic, but what I can do is deny all advance and remain empty.

...

Cute reactions though.

Dewa it's time to shower brb

Enjoy your shower, wash behind your ears.

...

Do not cross a wizard
he will put a curse on you

ur a wizard arry

i'm a wot?

Oh, btw, listening to Oney Plays Pokemon Red.
I absolutely love that faggot.

Yer a gizard Larry!

...

SHIT GAME

Yeah. Going to miss it, but fuck.

Why is Oney such a lovable, funny faggot?

ur a fascist pewdie

/).(\ You noticed

Going for a nap, You lot better stay beautiful now!

Is anything sacred anymore?
Remember the days when everyone thought he was just an annoying streamer that all 14 yr olds watch and now we live in this nonsense?

Pewds is salvation offered in the form of a beautiful piece of human with charisma and humor

Rest well~

Nah.
I like Two Best Friends Play, they're my gods.

One day I hope to aspire to their levels of fame having fun for others to enjoy

...

Sleep well!

Oh man I feel so clean.

Nah, I'm happy as I am.
I am but a simple man who enjoys simple pleasures.

Getting intoxicated, playing videogames and eating food, and working to afford these.

...

Lets fix that nyahaha

I like Ikeno's pic best.

Aw man... I wanna get drunk tho ;-;
stupid laws..

Bottom left best.

JK Rowling, she dumb

Yes

PewDiePie is a neo nazi.

nufufu I call bottom!

I'll get you drunk if you won't tell anyone about it~

Perfect.

Literally cumming non-stop right now.

...

Don't do anything naughty >///<

Yaaaas gurl
-bends over- >don't ignore me senpai

I'm stuck between Bengus and Ikeno.

My life is a torrent of debauchery and despair.

shhhhh my child v-v
all will be well

o-ok

I'd like to slam you.

...

What a disappointment.

I AM A BIG STRONK BOY THOUGH

Better be a powerdriver.

O-ok >~

das sexy

...

who r u

dont be silly. bagging my phone is extra work. im just careful and i avoid the water!

im but a lowly wizard, and my magical tool, the keitai denwa, is what I gives me my power.

aw man you finished before me. now i cant say "have a nice steamy ero shower"

Are you bard?

I didn't fap.

I did tho. The hour seems to have passed since I went in. Time really flies when you have fun.

Is I bard?

Who are YOU?
lol I am Feliks Lukasiewicz

slam me daddy

I don't know your name
I don't we met.
You just reminded me of someone.

I don't know any appropriate response so have a thumbs up! 👍

Of course that's not my REAL name
It's Poland's real name
I doubt we've'ms'td met, given your flag is Britain

LIVING LIFE ON THE EDGE!!

I am Grim
where do you hail from friend

I've always wondered what sound it would make if you slammed a door on someone's head

Oh. Thanks! Im gonna go watch a heavy animu now and possible fall asleep in a turmoil due to it. I may report back in if I survive.

Naisu kasa kanna chan👍

im a pro at this. ive been doing it for nearly 6 years!

Americana
The rascist slam dunk of country... I'm not even going to finish that
I just pretend I live in a nice place, like Poland ^^
Or switzerland >:p

Well, hello Poland; I'm SCANNER, the local functioning druggo retard.

switzerland is too cold
too expensive

but it is pretty

I was wondering how you found us?

Sleep snug, smug.

Otherwise see you soon(TM).

How I found you... >:3
I have been watching you for days now
I am simply curious on the nature of people who feel absolutely free in an environment they feel safe in. On Holla Forums for instance, your anonymity is your freedom ^^
I also like anime and talking to people :p

Hello boi, I am the perfectly normal autist human bean

Ban him now.
We all know where this is going.

Don't encourage me teehee ^^

Likewise.
Honestly normal.
Totes.

Yes yes
normal is me

What do you like to do in your spare time?

Eh, watch porn
play video games, ifunny
I like to photograph ^^ I wana do models, but since no one obliges, I do mostly nature

I don't get lurkers.
But then again I used to lurk the old Holla Forums threads, but it was so long ago...

Maybe I was working up the nerve to post, idk
But I found it all very interesting
I try to stay away from the /pol boards, I'm too lazy to research that shit and find the truth

good morning

happy thursday image forum

P-PAPITO

hmmm.......

yeet yeet

I like videogames, porn and the occasional drink or weed.

Gonna pop off now, cheerio.

lol the rental car company was gonna give me a kia soul and I was like "nah fam gimme something that's not gay"

yes I know, shame
but I really should be studying, I am in class lol

Awww, I'll miss chu ^3^

hello my son...

*gief pats

and a merry yeet to you as well best curry

You're the kind of fag that probably would pick the Stratus.

Sugoii.

how u doin famalam

the fuck is that?

A car or something. I might be thinking of the wrong thing.

...

dakishimetainoni,,,

alles good, just having coffee. off today

A dodge stratos is a car that was discontinued in like 2006 according to Wikipedia, so unable to be rented as it's not a newer year car

what class

nice nice

I go in in about an hour

Weeb.

I'm thinking of a Prius.

off to work then?

An IT course
Tho not my forte, I do specialize in computers
I'm planning on being a journalist tho, I want to be pure ouo

you caught me... am i that transparent?

soontm

it's very close to where I live so I can just waltz over

best of luck to you chap
remember that serial is faster than parallel

lawd is dat sum newfriend i see?

Like glass.

CEASE

...

As class is over now, I must take my leave
Thanks for the advice!
sayonara!!! ^3^

lol okay.. ejoy that leisure impairing activity

this ended fairly well then i guess... nothing ventured

I am too tired to go on with it.

i too grow weary...

rofl they don't rent those out

fuck prius

although the new one has this wireless phone charger where you just set your phone down on it and it charges, it's pretty sweet

what would the plural form of prius be?

priuses
prii

seemingly random curiosity

Prisies,

lol

remember when they brakes kept failing and had to recall shit?

lol my aunt has a prius... its lime green

the one time i rode in it was an extended cringeworthy episode

that mileage tho

autosage

Create a new one.

ok...