Dragon loli

I'm cumming!

Veni. Vidi. Vici.

I hunger~

That works

Most people would say "I just got here and there's a new thread"

I'm a professional English teacher and you now owe me 30 renminbi

onii-chan

That was a weird thing to type out.

Someone organize my drives for me.

Istill think it sounds better to just have came tbh + shorter

I basically just make threads describing cocks so probably me tbh

just leave them unorganized

This is not OK.

seems okay to me
just put new stuff onto new drive

No
REEEEEE

did you get scammed?!?? thats not 3 TB sue the company!!

It's not really even good grammar, though

Of course I mean that on a practical level; I know you're into some degree of linguistic anarchy and that's fine

I WANT MY 280GB REEEEEEEEEE

I came almost as soon as this thread was made

If I move D:\Downloads to E:\Downloads I need to update all my programs REEEEEE

that sounds like a mouse not a frog

Yeah feel free to keep talking that way; I like it

What a cute sound.

yay

I'm already bored.

watch animas

They're being moved!

stop moving one of thems

China can easily be treated like an all-you-can-eat buffet

If you say it enough times, I might come too

Bad joke; sorry :3

what kinda fancy chinese foods r u eat

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A bunch of stuff

Mostly variations on the theme of meat and vegetables with rice or noodles

And some other weird things

Sometimes my boss takes us out to eat and orders a ton of different stuff for the table

but you already came

Empty lurking?

whats it like to have a taste for the superior

nuuuu

That was hours ago

I just like a lot of kinds of food in general

I'm sure I could enjoy eating in most places in the world

Also I'm starting to like chopsticks; they're pretty elegant

Probably not. I mean, what kind of loser LURKS?

Majiyabakune

come again

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Should I make an effort to separate Grorious 2D Nippon Culture™ and 3DPD Western pig go home movies

Just kidding, it was me :3

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Now listen here you little shit

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Maybe if you ask really nicely

what will you do instead?

chinese chopsticks are the least elegant
japanese ones are easier to use but korean ones are horrendous

Is impersonation a bannable offensive.

Be productive, I guess.

pretty please with custard on top

Who would want to impersonate as a piece of shit?

Subtle.

Everything is, everyone's getting banned, nobody's safe.

Perfect.

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筋肉大好き!!!

We actually went to a Korean restaurant here and there were metal chopsticks

Relatively slippery, but I managed

I kind of need more to work with

If you give me a Neru wall of asking, you'll surely get what you want

Ooh fuck I lost my trip

Unless it's with the only intention to cause harm and defamation, I don't see why it would be.

HAH.
You got yours.

Hey, Rin.

Well.
If you're offering.

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Feisty this morning.

wait what

Don't act confused; I know you're smarter than this :3

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blegh sounsd boring :P

yup fuck those abomination chopsticks
japanese ones are basically shhaped like korean but wooden

Please don't call my bluffs..

youtube.com/watch?v=WnXKWdKDFE8

Playing OW with Cup does that to you..

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But it's fun. :3

Is this good anime

I shaved my mug. What now?

Good point.

do you usually come for my walls

Don't be mad about them

Just master all chopsticks

Should grow a beard instead.

Lmao

No, but I'm into being asked to come

idkif I am in fiscal shape to make a wall right now

You can feel free to earn it some other time, then

I don't want a neckbeard.

shave everywhere else

they wasted precious steel that can be melted and folded a 1000 times into a superior cutting blade with a wavy pattern

But people are watching

Objectively no, but I still enjoyed it a lot

Neckbeard is a state of being.

I meant more the kind that grows on your face.

In all levels except physical I am a 「Neckbeard」

I wanted to get my animal handling up so I could claim the wolf, but maybe I should claim the boar.

The fucker basically already just follows me around and helps me carry the stuff I hunt back.

「Neckbeard」has no weaknesses.

I just came from a lecture that I understood nothing of
Time for video games to remove any chance of trying to understand

It's weird that Shakespearean plays are full of lewd double entendres like that. Ones from his day that are often hard to understand now unless you know about them, but still

We've made art on the level of Shakespeare, Neru

Koreans don't do that meme-tistic sword thing

i came when that egg opened up

they make up for it in barbeque

whoaa

Yeah the place we went to was a barbecue place

Apparently it was relatively expensive, but my boss paid for it all

You're so cute :3

First link was meant for Lielie

you probably have some kind of white dominance over him

I can actually see how it's a good strategy

Paying for our food and giving us other perks that aren't in the contract is enough for us to be happy about the job and overlook little instances of bullshit

It creates loyalty

Trump did the same thing; he was nice to all his employees and that caused them to work hard

i saw him become the black ladies bitch in his own hotel

Do you mean that video where he worked as an employee in his hotel for a day? I don't remember what part you mean exactly

The part that stood out to me was when he walked someone's dog

That was the first time I'd ever seen him interact with a dog

degenerate filth

Why do you call him Lielie?

Back, couldn't play that game whilst stoned. I was scared shitless.

Like... Scooby doo scared shitless

Was it not obvious that I wasn't?

I'm suprised I have not been arrested or sectioned yet.

yah dat
what happened to the white house doggu he was gonna adopt

Okay here goes

We were talking about what I'd name my kids, and I said that if I have a girl, maybe I'll name her "Lilith," and that I could call her "Lili" for short. Then I made it clear that It would be pronounced like "Lilly," and he joked that "Lielie" would be a fine pronunciation, so I told him to set his Skype name to "LIelie" if he liked it so much, and he did set it to that, for months

The End

That was only speculation

That's cute.

When will you marry?

What game?

Rockstar

ONCE TASK

now that I think about it lielie is a great pronunciation. only if its spelt lieli

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Hadn't heard of it before now.

Think of it as somwthing like Stranger Things, make it a Devolver Digital videogame, set it im the 80s, make this thing on unity and make a terrifying text adventure game; whilst your environs change and jumpscare you yo shit.... AND ADD TONS OF SYNTHWAVE

If you liked the narrative writing of undertale; this will make you cum in your pants.

Sounds pretty sweet, actually.

I'm gonna lay down. Later, Scanner.

Wait no I had that hard drive since 2008

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rip

anime was a mistake

Please Holla Forums, no bully! ;w;

you were a mistake

Aside from Eromanga-sensei, what are worthwhile spring anime?

It's my D:\ Drive.

It originally came with my prebuilt Medion.

Post-birth abortion is an option, you know.

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you should probably replace that shit

It hosts my games, so eh.

LOOK IT'S FINE

Absolute freedom!
Wonderful!

Can chill to the max.

hitachi magic wand

I forgot the boar could haul stuff so I saw it grab the hay and run somewhere and thought that cheeky pig was... well... pigging out.

ebay.co.uk/itm/IBM-BEAMSPRING-Keychain-Keyboard-Key-5251-3101-3278-3279-5120-Displaywriter-/282135256215?hash=item41b0925c97

That's p cute.

Did I say I was gonna eat a whole cow at one point?

I just witnessed the death of higher education.

Share your knowledge.

Wat is op

Is VVD finally losing it

I attended a class on History of the 20th century.
He basically raised my eyebrows when he went on to rant half the college about populism. But what angered me is when someone asked about the Armenian Genocide as an early example of Genocides happening he said that the Turks might have not intended to do genocide.

Like, at least pretend to be neutral.
If I were to rant about how socialists are communist enablers and how that's bad I should rightfully be booed away.

Who he

Also some Iraqi dude said another teacher was wrong about something and laid out an entire conspiracy theory he read somewhere.

The teacher asked where he got that from and then just went with his shady source.
oh how interesting.

i want one

Also the Nazis have not intended genocide either but those pesky French gave them no choice.

Get 108 of them.

id sooner buy the real deal

I don't think any game has made me more sad than having one of my first three colonists die in Rimworld.

Why the heck does this sting?

A teacher in Amsterdam.
I was a guest at the college to see if I may switch to History teacher instead.

This hard drive is so loud lmao

you dense homofaggot

okay?

Godverkankr logikut

I RETURN WITH MORE POWER

;;

We deserved that win.

Rammus kinda did too

I got so many pity "honourable opponent"

Sadly yeah. Also wtf, they're just giving you all the credit ;__;

Who lays down at 6am?

ADC always gets the better share of the limelight :3

Nah I got my fair share in the Nami game!

Oh yeah, that's true, they were singing your praises

is it pedophillic to have a petite fetish>?

Possibly.

no
only in austrailia

No

Yeh

conflicting answers?!???

how about when you are a teenager and you search for naked 14 year olds

Lewd.

Might as well go out and find actual ones.

Being short doesn't make them any less of a woman.

I mean.
Unless they're also butch.

But the tiny butch ones are absolutely the most adorable.

her dead fish eyes are lewd

i dont have the social capabilities

But I'm probably biased, since I actually have short friends.

Incidentally, it's rare that they don't hate being called "Short stop."

Whose

That won't get easier unless you try. If you're a teenager, go find teenage friends.

idk forgot her name already

i already have friends and im incapable of getting more

pat

download new friends

Hah.

wow

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I'm Feku's friend!!!

Yeah, that was mean.

Sorry, Lielie. :(

.. is that a thing?

its okay i meant irl friends which i actually have some albeit very little of. but it feels good to prove people wrong about no friends!

does liking 60% make you pedo tho?

60% cream?

No, that just makes you gay.

That can only possibly exist in America

Idek if it does, but it sounds gross af.

pls dont go there

60% what

I like my women like I like my scotch.

12 years old and mixed up with coke.

what alcohol has the best burn?

bleach

Isopropanol.

Molotov cocktail.

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I like my women like I like my wine

imported from other countries and locked in my basement

But what alcohol would you use to make the mollies, bwaka.

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Roasted dark and finely ground.

I blame Rager for how dark that was.

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almost as dark as the coffee

And in racks as well?

Other flammable liquids such as diesel fuel, methanol, turpentine, jet fuel, and isopropyl alcohol have been used in place of, or combined with petrol.
At least according to Wikipedia.

i was talking about consumption in purposes that arent meant to kill you

HOLY SHIT HI TAK

100% pure ethanol

You get what I mean.

suh dude

Hmm not much. About to put on some makeup and go shopping^^

How have you been?

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much better now, I'd think
been making better choices in general
no drugs be they legal or otherwise
I'm even on a diet

TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK

SQUASH?

Finally! Good to hear, Tak. Good shit~

Wait, did you seriously not know it was me this whole time?

naisu juuzou

Oh, you have a mechanical keyboard too?

Soon as I get on Skyrim, I want to be the baddest and biggest cunt there is.

Ork or Redguard?

my bad

khajiit

What's up with you tho

I was about 70% sure
gotta play it safe you know?

I possess many, many juuzous

I like 60% but don't tell mom

Nord master race

I'll end you.

Should have asked, ya dolt.

DISGUSTING

I'm a bad ass, not a furry faggot.

PS4 time.

apologize

Am I going for huge quest or being a we waz kangz negro?

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pls be gentle .///.

Cat people suck.
Orcs have molag bal as their bestie/

Orkiest orc.
No weapons, only bare fists.

nord.
master.
race.

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Pansy ass
rune worshipping
tomb lording
milk drinkers

Go back to Dark Souls

that looks like fun

Livin' life. With the gf like e'rry day. It's all pretty rad if you ask me lol

it does

I want to die.

I too want scoot to die

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It's for the better if he does.

This threads as dead as my dick

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Nezi post dick

*dabs*

stop that

Why is this so dead.

is this bully free

Only if ur cute ;)

No

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ur cute ;)))))

ＥＮＥＲＧＹ, Ａ ＨＥＡＲＴ ＥＸＰＬＯＳＩＯＮ
ＡＬＬ Ｉ ＮＥＥＤ, ＡＤＲＥＮＡＬＩＮＥ
ＮＥＶＥＲ ＳＴＯＰ, ＴＯＯ ＥＡＳＹ ＭＹ ＭＩＮＤ
ＦＩＮＤ ＹＯＵＲ ＷＡＹ, ＡＤＲＥＮＡＬＩＮＥ

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DE JA VU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryzen+Vega when

ryzen in 2 days, vega next year in all likelihood

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lmao nothing to hide

Bump :)

*touches*

Hi Ban

when your car has 6,000 miles on it and the A/C stops working

:ok_hand:

expensive as fuck to fix a lot of the time. In my car, everything is like 200 bucks and a piece and then you gotta pay for labor.

Too many dicks to suck to get it fixed. not worth it.

The radio's stopped working in mine and I have like an hour and a half of driving every day.

Back in my days we didn't have cars and walked 6000 miles in the desert heat uphill while it was snowing.

Holy shit why did I think this was not piss ugly in 2011

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Wait a second

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meme name for super sekrit irc channel to discuss unimportant gta iv mod matters

good thing it came with a 3 year warranty

oh hush

rip

Heh

m-master~!!!!~

Yo.

I took a nap. I don't feel better.

YO BUT AT LEAST THE INSIDE OF THE CAR IS CLEAN AND COLD LMAO

That text triggers me so much

Yes, my pet?

poor baby

go back to sleep

sup

...But I just slept for like 5 hours.

don't ruin it for everyone by posting kanna

Oniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiichan

yeah only 5

Will you get a new car now?

I'm cumming from my eyeball pussies, oniichan!!!~~~~

met oo

Do you live here? ;__;

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I couldn't sleep more if I tried.

No, I'm dying here.

Same.

naisu

how so?

pretty sure they'll just fix the A/C

Do you like cars
What is your car

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Those replies came to late and weren't linked.

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A communist jew, a real surprise.

do you need help?

that first pic you posted was sooo, soo baaddd

That depends, you ever buried a body before?

As planned, mon amis

You only get one

What was your first personal computer?

Mine was a shitty emachines lmao
Ah, those were the days man
I had PeoplePC and that shit was the slowest internet I have ever seen in my entire life lol

What kind of car do you have again?

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i'll berry my dick in ur body

Didn't have my own before that core 2 quad thing.

OH YEAH MR KRABS

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this is my car

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neat shifter

Nee-san??????????????????????

dragon dildo why?

nty

How was work

That's a penis.gif

Wow quit stealing my webms, you thief!

Did you learn on your own or did your family already know about computers?

BOIIIIIIIIIIII

Must be nice

I played fire emblem on my phone half the time.

But it's my nature.

Not all bad, then.

Had a family pc before that, which was some pentium 4 thing that we got for cheap

Learn what on my own? Computering?

I'm joking

2016 mustang, black like my heart

CRAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

WAKE ME UP

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Emo memes? Without scoot?

:(

You ARE an emo meme.

Daylight savings is going to kill me.

This is the fate I cannot escape.

Yes. This makes me happy.

my real shifter is boring :(

I wanted a 370z and was gonna get a carbon fiber shifter but there are none for mustang

idk, some dude probably just put that on there to take the picture and then removed it

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEE

Where be the Tokes?

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I can never seem to peel hard boiled eggs without completely fucking their shit up

Still tastes good tho

Make it yourself with duck tape

Played 534 times

hAVE YOU TRIED PUTTING A SMALL HOLE IN BEFORE YOU BOIL?

OR WHEN YOU REMOVE EGG LIGHTLY CRACK IT AGAINST THE WORK TOP AND PEEL A FEW OF THE CRACKED PARTS OFF... SHOULD THEN BE MORE PEELABLE.

or you know
never have eggs

you do know it's "duct tape" and that duck tape is just a brand, right

Peel them under running water.

Eggs

Nah lol

Then again, I never really do eat hard boiled eggs cause when you boil them it kinda has a gross smell to it and that usually kills my appetite.
I was just really craving deviled eggs cause I think that faggot Vee was talking about it yesterday and I hadn't had them in ages.

Thinking of getting rid of the poster wall and replacing it with a canvas... But... the poster wall...

FUCKING GET REKT THEN NERD

Historically named duck tape because it repels water like duck. Bad for ducts because it gets brittle over time and actually aluminum tape is used to repair ducts.

why do i know this

It's terrible anyway

Oh is that what you're supposed to do?

IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING ALDNOAH.ZERO REFERENCE?

I fucking massacred them
I'm so ready to fart rape someone now

what

Rip
the decision then is... pretensious Art or propaganda poster... Or maybe a fucking huge syrian flag.

hmm after reading more about it, seems like it's gone by both names

All terrible choices.

Stop doing these things you do.

It's just what my mother taught me.

Have you not seen Aldnoah.Zero fam?

Show poster wall

What is wrong with you?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No, wuzzat.

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#fartrape

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That doesn't make the ol' union look so great

It is long due its RIP

It is there by virtue of my laziness

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Me on the top left.

Ronnie tho

I see, another form of violence.

sew emo

but that's not even a bad thing

I own Dying Is Your Latest Fashion and The Drug in Me Is You.

I'm probably gonna buy Coming Home when it comes out too.

bmth, naisu

you like their old music or Sempiternal +?

Eh its my taste down to a T.

The new stuff ought to be great, last record was a good evolution of le sound

Im a fan of all, I did prefer Suicide Season the most though

I came again and thread is still here

L E W D

You have quite the libido.

Unless I begin a NEW poster wall!

with pastries to fuel me

make bigger wall

Just expand even further out on the one you have now!

new

Yes, i'm a fucking loser and can't wait.