...lol

...lol

Same.

bump


eww.

*inhales*

boi

When you nut but she keep sucking.

...

...

lmao

That has happened to me before and its not even enjoyable its kinda horrible in a good kind of way

...

...

I just wanna be the nigga with a rocket launcher that I am inside. :(

Is that so wrong???

The fuck is she smoking?
A toothpick?

Use your words.

How can you be a nigga with a rocket launcher if you haven't even shoved something up your butt yet?

...

Yes I watched it last thread baka

I love it when you talk dirty to me

You cannot be this thirsty.

My Little Soto Can't Be This Thirsty

A fat in time comes out sometime in this year.

...

...

meow

I don't know what I was expecting.

cat?

is this the typical canadian girl??

thicc :weary: :ok_hand:

Bssically.

expect


:)
woof

Christ alive

those don't work here!!


c-can I touch your antlers uwu


dog??

Religious guy dead

I know. They convey the point, though.

. w .

And we killed him?

It's too early to be discussing Nietzsche, you budding philosopher you.

*points*


owo

Payday tomorrow.
All my sins shall be absolved;
and I can finally buy more videogames~

Like, totally rocking rockets +3+

I miss summer

Me these 2 weeks.

Dude, what?

zarathustra power coginito sum ergo aristole


ooooh wooo

Lawn chairs ovo

You tried, at least.


Same, fam.

My feelings for anal lawn chair flying are both immense and unending

test why haven't you gone the fuck to bed yet
Even I'm going to bed and I'm both sleep avoidant and australian

hoowooowoo
protect me from the storm pls

Oh, you too?


I only have one class on Tuesdays and Thursdays and it got cancelled today.

I stay up when I don't need to drive.

O W O

livin the life

Indeed.

Good night, Squiddo.

...

Mornin'.

try or try not is yoda do there's is no


what storm?

sup

there's a big storm outside and I'm cold and kinda sad.

At what point do you just give up in class? o u o
I'm accepting my fate as of now

Just having coffee and watching a stream. No school today.

Never give up.

sounds lovely

Yes senpai ^^

H U G

*wraps big blanket around you and hugs warmly*
there there~ =w=
you'll be alright.

I'm enjoying it. I've been posting since midnight. Kind of got some pain in one of my legs from playing wiffle ball yesterday and tired but don't want to sleep.

im sore from sitting on my ass at a funeral all day yesterday but i have to dig a hole for my mailbox. will try to get out of doing that tho.

im happy to have my caffeine

why dont you want to sleep

This spread of joy and happiness is almost ironic on infinite chan

nope

...

thnku


mhmm comfy

I'm truly glad you think so ^o^


wtf does that mean

boi

People aren't being edgy in the secret clubhouse again.


But you sit on your ass all day every day.

I don't know. It's a pervasive feeling of mine. I never really want to, I just either know I'll crash my car if I don't get to bed two hours before school or I eventually am so tired that it's kind of painful to be awake.

I'm not an insomniac, I usually fall asleep if I lay down. I just don't want to lay down for some reason.

secrete clubs

♥
comfy snuggles


huh?
wat u mean?

lay down

the chairs were very uncomfortable.

i do that too when im afraid ill miss out on something or im generally afraid

nothing. welcome new friend

well if you don't think the spread of joy and cheer is all that unusual, then its a good thing! ^^


Thank chu ^^ see ya'll!

Spread snuggles
not strugges.

*+l

hmmhmm
I wanna feel better

But I'm watching a stream.


I don't really have anxieties that would keep me awake.


I didn't even notice the l wasn't there.

How many Snickers bars do I need to eat to survive a day without ingesting anything other than water and vitamin pills

What size Snickers bar?

are you a good person?


yay!


you'll get there.
you have us


who?

I did but I already Shift-Tab-Space'd.

50grams

I am an angry ball of hate. My belly is inferno and spits nothing but barbs. So when I decide to be nice for once just let it happen.

MoonMoon


9 bars, I guess

Awesome!

My computer buzzes and I don't know why and I want a new computer.

well im a bitch so...

Niiiice :3

I'm just saying that's not why I stay awake. I don't know why I do.

when do I get there

IT FEELS SO GOOOOOOOD
IN THE BAY

God I love not being sober.

He's such a memelord. I love him.

never heard of em
post your battle tag in his thingy to play with him? :)


eventually

He only picks one non-sub viewer per game and usually people he recognizes. Not worth the effort.

typing ur name in chat is difficult?
:3

Ye

Kappa
VoHiYo
ThinkingSombra
SourPls

I only speak English.

moon2AWW, moon2WUT

rooPs rooPs rooPs rooPs

rooLewd rooLewd

rooBaka

Twitch memery is now a bannable offense.

...

VoHiYo

rip...

Worth

...

Day one edition DLC needs to stop.
I'm tired of limited time DLC bullshit.

Row row, fight the powa

oh and btw

woah

...

...

Hm?

Guys, I did it.

I beat a fat in time.

what

what is that

What are you woahing at?

Who's beating who with the giant floppy dildo?


It's probably A Hat in Time.

nothing im just attention posting

*flips a coin*

looks cute

I'll never get sepharoth.

It's pretty cute.

To my understanding, the main antagonist is Mustache Girl.

A little girl.
With a mustache.


Was that Day One?
I thought it was just a pre-order incentive.

Lol heads or tails

the passwords my middle name

and top hat girl?

goerge costanzia

oh fuck delete this

That's Hat Kid.
She's the player character.
Probably.

Considering you can see a teenage her in the credits screen cap I posted.

ok

*moderates*

:3

sayo looks pettable~

Have I told you about all the money I made in the stock market recently?

Yeah.

im in the fbi btw

Someone suggested a request to be able to remove Hat Kid's hat by selecting the currently equipped hat, or an empty hat slot.

Like.

Why?

If you remove the Hat from a Hat Kid is she really still a Hat Kid?

We should all go back to 4chan, I promise not to ban you. I'm a mod there by the btw way.

...

Shut up, Bebop.
Go save a village.

We hadn't even moved into the gun and military talk yet, or the pining after e-girls.

I'm sad I'll never be that much of a meme.

*tribe

I can't keep up with you Wig Wams.

ur a meme

just wait

No faith in your master.

To be fair you haven't banned anyone I wanted so no reason to have faith.

no faith in most people here.

they'll find something to bully you for.

thats a plus tbh

The threads will bend to me.

*unbullies you*

rember who le puppet master is

*pinches your nipples*

If this was a community more accepting of a harsh admin I would be, but it's not. I can only enforce the rules, and only very laxly.


There's already loads of those. My height, my e-relationship with Ethanol, my meeting up with Kyle, even my avatar. It's best to be shameless.

>_

didnt know you had a thing for ethy

shes attractive

:3

I will end you.


You have failed me.

im sure ill fall eventually

It was brief and years ago. Some people still remember.

im tired

I will be your downfall.

its not that bad

sleep with me, pet

k grim

*Bombs internally*

People here often take amusement in the romantic failings of others, though.

We really are a sick bunch, huh?

*murders tranny*

there, im not gay

iunno i think thats mainly tp tbh

For shame, George.

Going to go play shit.

brb

extremely intelligent and analytical

darkies

Nvm, dota2 calls, will terror you cuties later.

Don't go throwing around racial slurs bud, this is a SAFE SPACE

k

NOWHERE IS SAFE FROM ME

I have it on good authority that Test is really a kike.

The authority is not that good, then.

The only jew here is Scoots, near as I know.

Pantsu

There was a girl at my old school who wore socks like that.

She was a fucking bombshell, too.

That was a task.

And she was in short shorts all the time, jfc.

What a crime.

...

Did you shag her

HA

HAHAHA

Test2beta

...

Rest in rip.

Why did we make a beta cuck admin again?

I can wear those socks and shorts for you.

...

Because you don't learn.


I wouldn't complain.

Did we even do anything?

You'd think we would.

So, when are you going to mod Alice?

This one
is a belligerent revolutionary. He wants to see you abuse your power so he can overthrow you and get the position for himself and be in charge of his evil empire.

Yeah but it'd be gay.

...

Almost right.

Except for the part where I supposedly want the position myself.

Oh fuck, being gay is illegal, I forgot.


I didn't actually remove Alice's mod. I've been getting that sweet e-vagina for WEEKS.


I'll just ban everyone for good measure.

Don't you hate it when things turn gay suddenly.


Pray to Jebus and ask for forgiveness.

Oh. Okay.

Hey man, I know you put dicks in your mouth and all, but try not to put words in mine :^)


Nuh-uh, because I'm a g-girl and yuri is hot not gay

B-but girls can't love girls

...

But yuri :heart:

Not enough unrest.


G-g-gottem

...

It's okay if you don't do it too often, I guess.

We should, uh.

Leave the board? Or something.
Idrc.

huh got to do my job for once

Hey thanks man, it took me a long time to think that up.


Every hour on the hour.

Literally the same second.

fuck

Get rekt kid

stop doing your job so i can do my job

mrw

Oh man do you play VNs in weeabooese?

Yeah, translations take too long

I remember the good old days, when there was spam to complain about on the front page every day.

smh

I remember the good ol' days when threads would randomly get site-wide permanent bans for no reason.

Is this the reason you took up Japanese?

Those were the days.

Remember when there was no rule 13?

No, I took it because I needed three language credits other than English or French and it was between that and Korean and that's what my friend told me to take.

Yeah.

Rule 13 was made because of us. :^)

its bittersweet

That's noice choices tho, kinda wish I had a choice of this too.

Was this in college or what btw?

1 - Tales of Besteria
2 - Cyber Subtle
3 - Digimon
4 - Custom Robo
5 - Gotcha Force
6 - Shantae
7 - For Honor
8 - Orgy

I don't wanna.

I'm sure you'll get the next one, champ.

Whenever that is.

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how thoughtful

I even reported it for spam for you. :^)

Rolled 4 (1d6)
Why put it in :/

Do like this!

1. Witcher 3
2. Witcher 3
3. Witcher 3
4. Witcher 3
5. Witcher 3
6. GTA V Dev stuff

Editing posts removes the dice.

That's a thing I learned today.

A for effort.

gimme a sec

Yeah, university.

I had the choice of: Chinese, Croatian, Dutch, German, Greek, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Latin, Polish, Portuguese, Russian, and Spanish

Test is editing posts.
What a tyrant.

Wow, why would anybody want to teach Dutch

Sugoi stuff, all I could ever choose were nerd programming stuff things!

Revolt when

She said she didn't want to play For Honor.

I'm just doing my part.

Sometimes I love this community.

Don't worry, it's okay to say you love ME

Yeah, right?

A slippery slope.

Sometimes I love *King Admin Abuse

I linked that wrong.

Woops.

Nice link NERD

Fail linking should be a bannable offence, tbh.

Unlinked posts too.

give me pets

And walls of links.

...

...

Not only were you too slow, that was really weak linking.

Come on, Darwin.

what a waste

darwins a mess

I love how Admin Abuse has become such a meme that Test could actually abuse adminship and if anyone called him on it, everyone would just assume it was memery.

Test doesn't have the balls to ban me.

I was banned for that post. ;(

It's such a dumb forced meme, too.

Darwin is a big fat mistake.

you would think that

Meme admin.

It's not really forced, it just happened under very specific circumstances.

I have balls of steel.

STEEL


YOU'RE A MEME


WHAT

DID

I

DO


FORCED AS FUCK, BOI

STOP FORCING YOUR MEMES INTO MY BOARD, ADMIN-SAMA. .///.

dance puppet

dance

I'm your meme.

Literally flipping a coin right now.


I could be your meme, baby.


*Ropes of cum*

I love you all.

test is a mess

Aaaand, I'm spent.

I had to give priority to the other board. Forgive me, mistress.

Test is a Mest

Mommy for Admin

Be my daddy.


Noted.

wow this picture is autistic

*Bumps microphone*


But satisfied.


I'm your mommy, now.


I'm already half-dad.

...

Nice

...

I'm pretty sure the image with Naruto praying to Jesus is ironic, but I don't know with this one.

oh fuck I overslept

i couldnt say

Did you poo in your sleep?

No

Watching babby's first Rim World save.

It's cute how bad he's doing.

This does not please me.

who is babby

Good I don't want to please you.

Don't talk to your daddy like that.

Don't talk to your daddy like that.

Some youtuber I follow.

Is this some sort of hive mind?

Shit yourself.

Time for work.

Later, dude.

Am I waste?

Emily is not a waste

You're a mess.

A disgrace.

Nah.

He's the weakest person on this stage by far.

The new guy is present.

I'm not making actual value statements.

Lol.

roughly pat my head until I'm unconscious

WOW

PUSSY

It's Trump memes, you INCOMPETENTS

/gets the sledgehammer

FUCK OFF!!!?!?!?!?!!!??!?!!

I don't need to be competent; I'm in the tech department.

n-not like that

BAN ME

I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR LIKE 5 YEARS

YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW YOU GET OFF TO THAT

Does smoking out of a pipe make you gay?

*pat*

Only if you do it before you're 35.

Darwin also gets off to feet, children, and child feet.

I think he might also get off to swimming in lulu, but that's unconfirmed.

Well fuck I'm gay. Wanna fuck?

Too late Tokai protests; the weight is already in swing.

A flight of angels sing thee to thy rest, sweet oriental princess. This world was not for you.

You're basically almost as bad as a vapist in levels of tryhard for smoking out of a pipe. So no.

Ignore steam, I'm not playing porn.

It is all unverified information.

more


rip

I like the taste and I wouldn't mind getting mouth cancer at 65. You can close your eyes and let me do all the work if that's a more appealing offer

If he closes his eyes how will he read your cybering him

That is a good point.

No.

Alternative facts?


It is not.

Buddy I'm not one of the girly traps here, you know. I'm just a straight up dude. You gay as hell.

yeah it's just an fps right


w-whyy?

I'm just shitposting

You still gay as hell.

WHAT IS WITH ALL THE TRUMP MEMES?

I'm not gonna lie and say I'm 100% straight, I'd fuck a trap if given the opportunity (i.e. never ever), but I'm no flaming queer god dammit.

It's like house of the dead!

Because a meme is in the highest office in the free world.

You think Trump is a meme? Just wait for 2024 when Alex Jones runs. Trust me it's gonna happen.

but cute!
..wait aren't there unlock able scenes there

At least he'll get them to stop putting chemicals in the water.

Does she have 3 vagoos?


MAKE FROGS STRAIGHT AGAIN

Nothing worth getting excited over.

that's steam for ya

MFSA doesn't have the same ring as MAGA, but it will have to do.

No.

This game never had anything worth getting excited over.

ugh, then my friend totally over hyped it.

ehe

It's a game where you shoot girls to make them cum, but you can't see any naughty bits; they just aren't in the game.

You can see pantsu, I guess, and best girl gets covered in slime or something.

But apparently I didn't save that CG.

You actually get actively penalized for being too pervy with choices tho.

Rin is totally fapping.

I knoow, just thought the unlockables per level were spicy.


she's a good girl, don't say that

Ikt is totally fapping.

Emma is totally fapping.

Won't sit here and pretend I've unlocked everything but given the nature of the game, and what little options you have that could be "spicy," I don't see how any of it could be particularly exciting.

Emma's got a bigger penis than i do.

my friend just said something about tentacles and someone being stuck

Everyone on the internet has a bigger penis than me.

lets see

No I'm seriously self conscious about my dick and I don't need you guys making fun of me for anything else.

aw

cute clitty

VeeVee is 10x?

No. A new guy.

nice to meet you

So basically just all the boss fights, and you assumed it was saucy.

Wow. What a pervo.

i want to bruise veevees little clitty by smacking it with my big fat cock

Sorry I was fapping, what did I miss?

You missed Emma fapping.

Oh kewl

What?

...

It's not that small! It's 5.5 inches last I measured, and I wouldn't say very girthy, though I dunno what a good comparison would be, also my foreskin is a bit too tight and it kinda hurts to pull it back all the way and makes a weird looking ring around the tip

so average

h-hey not me, I just go from what I hear.
I wouldn't play games for spicy scenes anyway..

why are you guys so gay?

Rolled 2 (1d2)1 - Cocaine Cola
2 - Ginger Ale


Blatant lies and untruths.

Mine's like a foot.

The skin is coming off between my toes.

Evens I eat it.

what

why are you gayer


You have no proofs and no case! jail is not for me

You ever watch JAVs? It's a bit bigger that most of dicks in that.


I guess. I dunno too much porn made me think I have a small dick, plus I'm grow-er not a show-er and flaccid it really looks small. I nearly lost my virginity but I can't get hard in jeans, and I was too nervous to show her my flaccid dick.

His penis is shaped like a foot.

but i'm not

they get people with large dicks for reason

It has 5 toes.

+a

Your foot has 5 toes? wtf?

...

I have two feet even.

To make men feel like shit and women feel entitled? I honestly hate porn with big dicks now, I mostly stuck to JAVs, amateur shit and hentai before I stopped masturbating.

you factually are

Lewd.

That's above average!

It actually is, less people have 3 feet then there are people with 1 foot so therefore technically speaking the average person has like 1.99 feet.

because big dicks are nice

Two feet tall

What if there are people with three foots.

hehe xD


Ants have 6

my favourite meme is dick on the table

whats a fair price for this, emi?

I don't think so, I think they're gross, anything more than 7 is just disgusting. Porn should honestly be banned.

why

Were you in France last night or were you using a VPN or was it just some french guy going by qt?

2 cents


becuz

I feel inferior now.


60 buck

probably
depending on how crap it is

is it clean and fully working and not warped :^)?

My favourite meme is not wanting to live.

...

Great Britbongland might be the place for you.

i have a VPN


it works just fine, but its a bit mushy feeling any probably wants a clean


no u

w-what do you mean by "slide in"?


Nah fam Iran is the place for me, Allahu Akbar mother fucker.

my boy pussy

Is this thing powered by offerings of first borns?


Then clean it and sell.


Iran's chill probabvly.

you're way gayer than me faggot

I am my own favourite meme


what?? why would you think this

ayy


nope. im not pulling that shit apart

Why though

I hate pork so much. It's dry, it's tough, and it doesn't even taste good.


WAIT A MINUTE WHO?


Iran literally seems like a paradise to me, sure I'd have to be a muslim, but institutionalized misogyny, and hatred of the west goes well with my ideology tbh.

what

laziness

it's coarse and rough

it gets everywhere

WHO'S SLIDING A FEW MORE INCHES INTO YOUR BOY PUSSY?

im taken

I'm confused

You wouldn't have to be a Muslim.
The populace doesn't hate the west and misogyny isn't really a thing.

Sounds like you would like Russia though!


Pfft.


but how big is he?

You may be retarded.

achoo

nvm

big enough

what would you consider a reasonable price for it tho?

cause it's true

bless you

give me examples

Nah Iran is a good place. Also Russia is cool too but I've already dealt with enough damn snow in this frozen wasteland of a country.


I don't doubt it.


Okay.

Hah

...

60 bucks they go for usually

Every time I see or hear about him these days I just think of that video. OH FUCK GOD MY BRAIN HURTS WHEN I REMEMBER IT

With the banana?

Or was that The Amazing Atheist

Why did he jump though

Yea that was the amazing gaytheist. I'm talking about the video of Christ with his infected taint piercing turned hatchet wound and him rubbing it and then white stuff comes out AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOD I'M LITERALLY REPULSED JUST BY TYPING

OH GOD I MEANT CHRIS NOT CHRIST FUCK I'M GOING TO HELL NOW AREN'T I?

link please

What in the holy name of God

YOU DISGUST ME

I don't have it, it was on Holla Forums a while ago, oh my god I have never seen something so disgusting in my entire life.

There is no god

...

jesus loves me

Absolutely foul

Aren't you gay?


it really really was

asd

Same.

i wonder if chris got her new pussy fucked

jesus loves me and not those stinky hindus

quit w

and by chris i mean test

...

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