When you nut but she keep sucking.
Not nigga with a rocket lawn chair
That has happened to me before and its not even enjoyable its kinda horrible in a good kind of way
not wanting to be FAST AS FUCK BOIII
I just wanna be the nigga with a rocket launcher that I am inside. :(
Is that so wrong???
The fuck is she smoking?
Use your words.
How can you be a nigga with a rocket launcher if you haven't even shoved something up your butt yet?
implying a nigga big enough to have a rocket launcher isn't the one doing the penetrating
Yes I watched it last thread baka
I love it when you talk dirty to me
You cannot be this thirsty.
My Little Soto Can't Be This Thirsty
A fat in time comes out sometime in this year.
I don't know what I was expecting.
is this the typical canadian girl??
thicc :weary: :ok_hand:
those don't work here!!
c-can I touch your antlers uwu
Religious guy dead
I know. They convey the point, though.
. w .
And we killed him?
It's too early to be discussing Nietzsche, you budding philosopher you.
All my sins shall be absolved;
and I can finally buy more videogames~
Like, totally rocking rockets +3+
I miss summer
Me these 2 weeks.
zarathustra power coginito sum ergo aristole
Lawn chairs ovo
You tried, at least.
My feelings for anal lawn chair flying are both immense and unending
test why haven't you gone the fuck to bed yet
Even I'm going to bed and I'm both sleep avoidant and australian
protect me from the storm pls
Oh, you too?
I only have one class on Tuesdays and Thursdays and it got cancelled today.
I stay up when I don't need to drive.
O W O
livin the life
Good night, Squiddo.
try or try not is yoda do there's is no
there's a big storm outside and I'm cold and kinda sad.
At what point do you just give up in class? o u o
I'm accepting my fate as of now
Just having coffee and watching a stream. No school today.
Never give up.
Yes senpai ^^
H U G
*wraps big blanket around you and hugs warmly*
there there~ =w=
you'll be alright.
I'm enjoying it. I've been posting since midnight. Kind of got some pain in one of my legs from playing wiffle ball yesterday and tired but don't want to sleep.
im sore from sitting on my ass at a funeral all day yesterday but i have to dig a hole for my mailbox. will try to get out of doing that tho.
im happy to have my caffeine
why dont you want to sleep
This spread of joy and happiness is almost ironic on infinite chan
I'm truly glad you think so ^o^
wtf does that mean
People aren't being edgy in the secret clubhouse again.
But you sit on your ass all day every day.
I don't know. It's a pervasive feeling of mine. I never really want to, I just either know I'll crash my car if I don't get to bed two hours before school or I eventually am so tired that it's kind of painful to be awake.
I'm not an insomniac, I usually fall asleep if I lay down. I just don't want to lay down for some reason.
wat u mean?
the chairs were very uncomfortable.
i do that too when im afraid ill miss out on something or im generally afraid
nothing. welcome new friend
well if you don't think the spread of joy and cheer is all that unusual, then its a good thing! ^^
Thank chu ^^ see ya'll!
I wanna feel better
But I'm watching a stream.
I don't really have anxieties that would keep me awake.
I didn't even notice the l wasn't there.
How many Snickers bars do I need to eat to survive a day without ingesting anything other than water and vitamin pills
What size Snickers bar?
are you a good person?
you'll get there.
you have us
I did but I already Shift-Tab-Space'd.
I am an angry ball of hate. My belly is inferno and spits nothing but barbs. So when I decide to be nice for once just let it happen.
9 bars, I guess
My computer buzzes and I don't know why and I want a new computer.
well im a bitch so...
I'm just saying that's not why I stay awake. I don't know why I do.
when do I get there
IT FEELS SO GOOOOOOOD
IN THE BAY
God I love not being sober.
He's such a memelord. I love him.
never heard of em
post your battle tag in his thingy to play with him? :)
He only picks one non-sub viewer per game and usually people he recognizes. Not worth the effort.
typing ur name in chat is difficult?
I only speak English.
rooPs rooPs rooPs rooPs
Twitch memery is now a bannable offense.
Day one edition DLC needs to stop.
I'm tired of limited time DLC bullshit.
Row row, fight the powa
oh and btw
me on left & u on da right :)
Guys, I did it.
I beat a fat in time.
what is that
What are you woahing at?
Neru and Echo are playing Saint's Row 3 together
Who's beating who with the giant floppy dildo?
It's probably A Hat in Time.
nothing im just attention posting
*flips a coin*
I'll never get sepharoth.
It's pretty cute.
To my understanding, the main antagonist is Mustache Girl.
A little girl.
With a mustache.
Was that Day One?
I thought it was just a pre-order incentive.
Lol heads or tails
the passwords my middle name
and top hat girl?
oh fuck delete this
That's Hat Kid.
She's the player character.
Considering you can see a teenage her in the credits screen cap I posted.
sayo looks pettable~
Have I told you about all the money I made in the stock market recently?
im in the fbi btw
Someone suggested a request to be able to remove Hat Kid's hat by selecting the currently equipped hat, or an empty hat slot.
If you remove the Hat from a Hat Kid is she really still a Hat Kid?
We should all go back to 4chan, I promise not to ban you. I'm a mod there by the btw way.
Shut up, Bebop.
Go save a village.
We hadn't even moved into the gun and military talk yet, or the pining after e-girls.
I'm sad I'll never be that much of a meme.
I can't keep up with you Wig Wams.
ur a meme
No faith in your master.
To be fair you haven't banned anyone I wanted so no reason to have faith.
no faith in most people here.
they'll find something to bully you for.
thats a plus tbh
The threads will bend to me.
rember who le puppet master is
*pinches your nipples*
If this was a community more accepting of a harsh admin I would be, but it's not. I can only enforce the rules, and only very laxly.
There's already loads of those. My height, my e-relationship with Ethanol, my meeting up with Kyle, even my avatar. It's best to be shameless.
didnt know you had a thing for ethy
I will end you.
You have failed me.
im sure ill fall eventually
It was brief and years ago. Some people still remember.
I will be your downfall.
its not that bad
sleep with me, pet
People here often take amusement in the romantic failings of others, though.
We really are a sick bunch, huh?
there, im not gay
iunno i think thats mainly tp tbh
For shame, George.
Going to go play shit.
extremely intelligent and analytical
Nvm, dota2 calls, will terror you cuties later.
Don't go throwing around racial slurs bud, this is a SAFE SPACE
NOWHERE IS SAFE FROM ME
I have it on good authority that Test is really a kike.
The authority is not that good, then.
The only jew here is Scoots, near as I know.
There was a girl at my old school who wore socks like that.
She was a fucking bombshell, too.
That was a task.
And she was in short shorts all the time, jfc.
What a crime.
the cute boy in gym shorts
Did you shag her
Rest in rip.
Why did we make a beta cuck admin again?
I can wear those socks and shorts for you.
Because you don't learn.
I wouldn't complain.
Did we even do anything?
You'd think we would.
So, when are you going to mod Alice?
This one is a belligerent revolutionary. He wants to see you abuse your power so he can overthrow you and get the position for himself and be in charge of his evil empire.
Yeah but it'd be gay.
Except for the part where I supposedly want the position myself.
Oh fuck, being gay is illegal, I forgot.
I didn't actually remove Alice's mod. I've been getting that sweet e-vagina for WEEKS.
I'll just ban everyone for good measure.
Don't you hate it when things turn gay suddenly.
Pray to Jebus and ask for forgiveness.
Hey man, I know you put dicks in your mouth and all, but try not to put words in mine :^)
Nuh-uh, because I'm a g-girl and yuri is hot not gay
B-but girls can't love girls
But yuri :heart:
Not enough unrest.
It's okay if you don't do it too often, I guess.
We should, uh.
Leave the board? Or something.
huh got to do my job for once
Hey thanks man, it took me a long time to think that up.
Every hour on the hour.
Literally the same second.
Get rekt kid
stop doing your job so i can do my job
Oh man do you play VNs in weeabooese?
Yeah, translations take too long
I remember the good old days, when there was spam to complain about on the front page every day.
I remember the good ol' days when threads would randomly get site-wide permanent bans for no reason.
Is this the reason you took up Japanese?
Those were the days.
Remember when there was no rule 13?
No, I took it because I needed three language credits other than English or French and it was between that and Korean and that's what my friend told me to take.
Rule 13 was made because of us. :^)
That's noice choices tho, kinda wish I had a choice of this too.
Was this in college or what btw?
1 - Tales of Besteria
2 - Cyber Subtle
3 - Digimon
4 - Custom Robo
5 - Gotcha Force
6 - Shantae
7 - For Honor
8 - Orgy
I don't wanna.
I'm sure you'll get the next one, champ.
Whenever that is.
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I even reported it for spam for you. :^)
|Rolled 4 (1d6)|
Why put it in :/
Do like this!
1. Witcher 3
2. Witcher 3
3. Witcher 3
4. Witcher 3
5. Witcher 3
6. GTA V Dev stuff
Editing posts removes the dice.
That's a thing I learned today.
A for effort.
gimme a sec
I had the choice of: Chinese, Croatian, Dutch, German, Greek, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Latin, Polish, Portuguese, Russian, and Spanish
Test is editing posts.
What a tyrant.
Wow, why would anybody want to teach Dutch
Sugoi stuff, all I could ever choose were nerd programming stuff things!
She said she didn't want to play For Honor.
I'm just doing my part.
Sometimes I love this community.
Don't worry, it's okay to say you love ME
A slippery slope.
Sometimes I love *King Admin Abuse
I linked that wrong.
Nice link NERD
Fail linking should be a bannable offence, tbh.
Unlinked posts too.
give me pets
And walls of links.
Not only were you too slow, that was really weak linking.
Come on, Darwin.
what a waste
darwins a mess
I love how Admin Abuse has become such a meme that Test could actually abuse adminship and if anyone called him on it, everyone would just assume it was memery.
Test doesn't have the balls to ban me.
I was banned for that post. ;(
It's such a dumb forced meme, too.
Darwin is a big fat mistake.
you would think that
It's not really forced, it just happened under very specific circumstances.
I have balls of steel.
YOU'RE A MEME
FORCED AS FUCK, BOI
STOP FORCING YOUR MEMES INTO MY BOARD, ADMIN-SAMA. .///.
I'm your meme.
Literally flipping a coin right now.
I could be your meme, baby.
*Ropes of cum*
I love you all.
test is a mess
Aaaand, I'm spent.
I had to give priority to the other board. Forgive me, mistress.
Test is a Mest
Mommy for Admin
Be my daddy.
wow this picture is autistic
I'm your mommy, now.
I'm already half-dad.
I'm pretty sure the image with Naruto praying to Jesus is ironic, but I don't know with this one.
oh fuck I overslept
i couldnt say
Did you poo in your sleep?
Watching babby's first Rim World save.
It's cute how bad he's doing.
This does not please me.
who is babby
Good I don't want to please you.
Don't talk to your daddy like that.
Don't talk to your daddy like that.
Some youtuber I follow.
Is this some sort of hive mind?
Time for work.
Am I waste?
Emily is not a waste
You're a mess.
He's the weakest person on this stage by far.
The new guy is present.
I'm not making actual value statements.
calling anyone on the stage weak
roughly pat my head until I'm unconscious
It's Trump memes, you INCOMPETENTS
/gets the sledgehammer
I don't need to be competent; I'm in the tech department.
n-not like that
I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR LIKE 5 YEARS
YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW YOU GET OFF TO THAT
Does smoking out of a pipe make you gay?
Only if you do it before you're 35.
Darwin also gets off to feet, children, and child feet.
I think he might also get off to swimming in lulu, but that's unconfirmed.
Well fuck I'm gay. Wanna fuck?
Too late Tokai protests; the weight is already in swing.
A flight of angels sing thee to thy rest, sweet oriental princess. This world was not for you.
You're basically almost as bad as a vapist in levels of tryhard for smoking out of a pipe. So no.
Ignore steam, I'm not playing porn.
It is all unverified information.
I like the taste and I wouldn't mind getting mouth cancer at 65. You can close your eyes and let me do all the work if that's a more appealing offer
If he closes his eyes how will he read your cybering him
That is a good point.
It is not.
Buddy I'm not one of the girly traps here, you know. I'm just a straight up dude. You gay as hell.
yeah it's just an fps right
I'm just shitposting
You still gay as hell.
WHAT IS WITH ALL THE TRUMP MEMES?
I'm not gonna lie and say I'm 100% straight, I'd fuck a trap if given the opportunity (i.e. never ever), but I'm no flaming queer god dammit.
It's like house of the dead!
Because a meme is in the highest office in the free world.
You think Trump is a meme? Just wait for 2024 when Alex Jones runs. Trust me it's gonna happen.
..wait aren't there unlock able scenes there
At least he'll get them to stop putting chemicals in the water.
Does she have 3 vagoos?
MAKE FROGS STRAIGHT AGAIN
Nothing worth getting excited over.
that's steam for ya
MFSA doesn't have the same ring as MAGA, but it will have to do.
This game never had anything worth getting excited over.
ugh, then my friend totally over hyped it.
It's a game where you shoot girls to make them cum, but you can't see any naughty bits; they just aren't in the game.
You can see pantsu, I guess, and best girl gets covered in slime or something.
But apparently I didn't save that CG.
You actually get actively penalized for being too pervy with choices tho.
Rin is totally fapping.
I knoow, just thought the unlockables per level were spicy.
she's a good girl, don't say that
Ikt is totally fapping.
Emma is totally fapping.
Won't sit here and pretend I've unlocked everything but given the nature of the game, and what little options you have that could be "spicy," I don't see how any of it could be particularly exciting.
Emma's got a bigger penis than i do.
my friend just said something about tentacles and someone being stuck
Everyone on the internet has a bigger penis than me.
No I'm seriously self conscious about my dick and I don't need you guys making fun of me for anything else.
VeeVee is 10x?
No. A new guy.
nice to meet you
So basically just all the boss fights, and you assumed it was saucy.
Wow. What a pervo.
i want to bruise veevees little clitty by smacking it with my big fat cock
Sorry I was fapping, what did I miss?
You missed Emma fapping.
ywn have a dick
It's not that small! It's 5.5 inches last I measured, and I wouldn't say very girthy, though I dunno what a good comparison would be, also my foreskin is a bit too tight and it kinda hurts to pull it back all the way and makes a weird looking ring around the tip
h-hey not me, I just go from what I hear.
I wouldn't play games for spicy scenes anyway..
why are you guys so gay?
|Rolled 2 (1d2)|
1 - Cocaine Cola
2 - Ginger Ale
Blatant lies and untruths.
Mine's like a foot.
The skin is coming off between my toes.
Evens I eat it.
why are you gayer
You have no proofs and no case! jail is not for me
You ever watch JAVs? It's a bit bigger that most of dicks in that.
I guess. I dunno too much porn made me think I have a small dick, plus I'm grow-er not a show-er and flaccid it really looks small. I nearly lost my virginity but I can't get hard in jeans, and I was too nervous to show her my flaccid dick.
His penis is shaped like a foot.
but i'm not
they get people with large dicks for reason
It has 5 toes.
Your foot has 5 toes? wtf?
ikt's massive donger
I have two feet even.
To make men feel like shit and women feel entitled? I honestly hate porn with big dicks now, I mostly stuck to JAVs, amateur shit and hentai before I stopped masturbating.
you factually are
That's above average!
It actually is, less people have 3 feet then there are people with 1 foot so therefore technically speaking the average person has like 1.99 feet.
because big dicks are nice
Two feet tall
What if there are people with three foots.
Ants have 6
my favourite meme is dick on the table
whats a fair price for this, emi?
I don't think so, I think they're gross, anything more than 7 is just disgusting. Porn should honestly be banned.
Were you in France last night or were you using a VPN or was it just some french guy going by qt?
I feel inferior now.
depending on how crap it is
is it clean and fully working and not warped :^)?
My favourite meme is not wanting to live.
mfw there's still a few inches he has yet to slide in.
Great Britbongland might be the place for you.
i have a VPN
it works just fine, but its a bit mushy feeling any probably wants a clean
w-what do you mean by "slide in"?
Nah fam Iran is the place for me, Allahu Akbar mother fucker.
my boy pussy
Is this thing powered by offerings of first borns?
Then clean it and sell.
Iran's chill probabvly.
you're way gayer than me faggot
I am my own favourite meme
what?? why would you think this
nope. im not pulling that shit apart
I hate pork so much. It's dry, it's tough, and it doesn't even taste good.
WAIT A MINUTE WHO?
Iran literally seems like a paradise to me, sure I'd have to be a muslim, but institutionalized misogyny, and hatred of the west goes well with my ideology tbh.
it's coarse and rough
it gets everywhere
WHO'S SLIDING A FEW MORE INCHES INTO YOUR BOY PUSSY?
You wouldn't have to be a Muslim.
The populace doesn't hate the west and misogyny isn't really a thing.
Sounds like you would like Russia though!
but how big is he?
You may be retarded.
what would you consider a reasonable price for it tho?
cause it's true
give me examples
Doesn't hate the west
Nation day of independence or whatever they literally yell death to Israel and death to america
They stone whores and adulters
Nah Iran is a good place. Also Russia is cool too but I've already dealt with enough damn snow in this frozen wasteland of a country.
I don't doubt it.
60 bucks they go for usually
Every time I see or hear about him these days I just think of that video. OH FUCK GOD MY BRAIN HURTS WHEN I REMEMBER IT
With the banana?
Or was that The Amazing Atheist
Why did he jump though
Yea that was the amazing gaytheist. I'm talking about the video of Christ with his infected taint piercing turned hatchet wound and him rubbing it and then white stuff comes out AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOD I'M LITERALLY REPULSED JUST BY TYPING
OH GOD I MEANT CHRIS NOT CHRIST FUCK I'M GOING TO HELL NOW AREN'T I?
What in the holy name of God
YOU DISGUST ME
I don't have it, it was on /v/ a while ago, oh my god I have never seen something so disgusting in my entire life.
There is no god
jesus loves me
Aren't you gay?
it really really was
i wonder if chris got her new pussy fucked
jesus loves me and not those stinky hindus
and by chris i mean test