IF A NIGGA DRANK HENNESSYTHAT'S WHAT THE FUCK THAT NIGGA DRANKTHAT'S WHAT HE DRANKHENNESSYYOU AIN'T GOTTA KEEP ASKINGTHAT'S WHAT HE DRANK ON >MONDAY>WEDNESDAY>FRIDAY>HIS BIRTHDAY>JESUS BIRTHDAYHENNESSY
IF A NIGGA DRANK HENNESSYTHAT'S WHAT THE FUCK THAT NIGGA DRANKTHAT'S WHAT HE DRANKHENNESSYYOU AIN'T GOTTA KEEP...
>>164629398Love this special.THIS SHIT IS CALLED DEATH NIGGA
Kat us the most underrated comicShame he's apparently insane
>>164629398>be black>keep repeating the same words over and over
youtu.be
ywn be 14 again and watch this for the first time
>>164629520THEY AIN'T SENDIN' OUT MEMOS OR BULLETINS OR NOTHIN>>164629805>got beat up by a middle schooler and uploaded to the internetHe hasn't been doing well.
>>164629520id rank this special up there with eddie murphys raw / delirious.
>>164629874He makes a good point
>>164629874True, I don’t know any other mega-rich celebrities that have trouble finding people to fuck.
>So this is a couch>I can see why they call it a couch
Funny how he was shit canned for saying that Jews in Hollywood love to emasculate black men by making them wear dresses in films
>>164629874Blanket actually looks like Michael 2bh.
>>164629874>BIG ASS GREASY ASS BELL PEPPA ASS NOSE!
>>164629874>not blanket, not quilt, not comforter, not any of that shitKekKatt speakin truth
>producer snorts cocaine in front of him...NIGGA DID YOU KNOW THAT I CAN SEE YOU??
>white people nice as hell>you ever call the wrong number and a white person answer?>it could be 2 in the morning bitch be like well who were you trying to call let’s figure this out together!He is really funny
>It is NOT cool to get so high that you eat up all your baby's cereal
AY YO BITCH. WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO NUMBER 7?
>nah not Death nigga, Deaf>You hit this shit twice you can't hear shit >Nigga I got shit to do today >I can't be just walking around the house and your babies screaming "DADDY!"
>>164629398kek
>>164629874That's some good nigga shit right there!
lol Kat. or "Kit" sucked my dick for crack one time in '01. he could've paid for it now that I think about it.
he's underrated
>Meanwhile, Michael Jackson is freer than a motherfucker smellin like little boys’ bootyholes and I’m supposed to be excited?One of my favorite specials of all time. Katt’s delivery is hysterical
>>164631009youtu.be
>>164629398>STOP SAYING THE BAD WORD>keeps saying the bad word>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T QUOTE ME SAYING THE BAD WORD - YOOOU JUST SAID THE BAD WORD
>>164629398youtu.be
>>164632355it was seriously funny when he got laid the fuck out by a middle school child on camera
>>164629398youtu.be
>>164633459What was he supposed to do punch the kid and get sued? Was obviously the play you retarded nigger
>>164633599youtu.be
>>164633649No one cares
>>164631009jej
>>164629874I laughed harder when he got his midget ass laid out by a 12yo.
I think he has ADHD or something he's always jumping around and just generally high energy
>>164629398REGALARWEED
>>164633900>>164633459I mean the guy is like 5 foot 4 or something
>>164633649>>164633730Ha! I care, I don't know this nigga but he got knocked out like a pussy bitch. The only good nigger is a dead nigger. I hope whoever this is is burning in unfunny nigger hell.
>>164629874Nearly lost the crowd with the vitiligo (“villalago”) moment but moved on quickly. Shouldn’t expose your lack of intelligence on medical conditions when you’re doin that well
>>164629398he will take remy as a backup
>>164629398He was a bad influence on black culture tbqh.
>>164634118IF HENNESSY IS NOT AVAILABLE THEN HE WILL TAKE REMY AS A BACKUPBUT THAT'S AS FAR AS IT GOES
>>164633412i don't get it
YOU MIGHTA THOUGHT THAT NIGGA DEADHE AIN'T DEAD
Has he done any standup specials recently?
>>164636098he does shows at comedy clubs
>>164636217how much does that pay?
>>164636232he doesn't make what he used to, but he's probably fine financially. some of his kids must be over 18 now so he doesn't have the same child support
>>164630605whats even funnier is this is the same kind of shit that Dave Chappelle was talking about on Oprah and other talk shows, how they always make black males cross dress in movies. honestly it happens a lot, not just to blacks but white men too. john candy had to wear dresses and play a woman twin to his male character, in the movie nothing but trouble. they where definitely on to something.
>>164629840Blacks cannot remember anything unless it is rhymed or repeated in a funny way. Clever speech to them is rhythm based.
>>164633331>without white people niggers never woulda found a wild animal>you realize not once in history a nigger has never found a wild animal>you white folks need to get yall some nigger friends>dont ever call em your nigger friends though that will fuck the relationship uptop kek. most of the time whenever black comedians start doing their white people impressions theyre fucking hilarious.
>>164636500yea you know it’s hot out too
>>164636532
>>164629398>Dont give me that shit that weeds a drug. It aint no motherfuckin drug. Ive done the research. Its just a plant. It just grows like that. And if you just happen to set it on fire there are some effects.Ion know bout you but nigga spitin facts for tru for tru
>>164629874Michael is innocent
>>164636532>Hello?... No I'm sorry no Shaquita here. Well what number did you dial?.. No it's a nine not a seven.. Well try it if it doest work call me back we'll figure this thing out!
>>164637836Yeah and so was Bill Cosby.
>>164637857>ummm a-a-ackually all of those women over 4 decade were p-paid off!!!!
>>164637932They lied. Plain and simpleJust like the faggots that waited 20+ years to talk shit about Spacey. You don't get raped then cry about it decades later. The only believable one is Weinstein because he actually had pull in Hollywood. And even some of them were more than likely lying for attention.
>>164637996Spacey got accused of fucking teenage boys and came out gay the next day the nigga fucked teenage boys
>>164629398Early Kat was so incredibly conservative
>>164629398Katt Williams is based.
>>164638196>teenage boys don't turn into faggots and lie for #metoo points
TONIGHT WE'RE GETTING FUCKED UP
pimpin pimpin pimpin
>>164633412KATT WILLIAMS IS VERY THIN NEXT JOKE
Why does he straighten his hair?
>>164629398Katt hates the antichrist.
>picks a fight with a 14 year old>gets his ass beat
>>164629874jesus christ you have no idea how much me and my friends would laugh at this on dvd smoking shitty pot in the 2000s
>>164639644What happened to Kat? This special was huge in the late 00s, clips everywhere, everyone quoting the "this shit right here" line. Then nobody heard from him again.
>>164639354because he's a pimp
>>164629874Soul
POOR LIL TINKTINK
>>164637932>>164637996It's cute at first, but when little kids keep trying to participate in legal discussions it gets old really fast.
>>164637996>The only believable one is Weinstein because he actually had pull in Hollywoodlmao user, por favor. They were all whores looking for roles
A pimp named slick back
>>164629398one of the best specials i've ever seen. i wish Katt would stop embarrassing himself though in public. lol
>>164639644>shitty potPretty sure modern weed is GMO. It kinda smells like detergent but I still smoke it.
>>164640088He’s being gaslit and MK’ed by people like COINTELPRO Suge Knight. Many links/videos have been memoryholed.
>>164629398>be like 12 years old>fall asleep at like 9:45pm watching Comedy Central>wake up in a daze>Katt is on TV and he's doing the HUSTLIN' HUSTLIN' HUSTLE HUSTLIN' HUSTLIN' bit>look at clock>1:38ami wanna go back bros
>>164640154I miss waking up to Kids in the Hall at 4 AM in said daze. We are never going back.
>>164639941That's why it's believable>>164639840Yeah bro, a group involving fucking WHITE WOMEN were scared of being unable to go to the police after getting a fucking test done in the 80s. You know the same time a group of five unrelated niggas got blamed for a rape unjustly without anyone batting an eye.
>>164629874Man he was electric in this special
>>164633649Imagine getting your shit shoved in by a twelve year old. He's got a chip on his shoulder. Always trying to be a hardass.
>>164640684fucking your boss for a promotion isnt rape anondo
>>164640684>niggas got blamed for a rape>unjustly
>>164640813I never said it was. I said that's why it's believable that the Harvey thing happened, though I sincerely doubt that he didn't force his shrinkled dick on at least 5 people.
>>164640838They literally found the culprit who admitted to it, and all of their testimonies contradicted each other.
>>164640104Who did they acquire
>>164633900even that situation he handled very well>pointed out that the kid was EASILY bigger than him>defied anyone else to try and take on that kid
I think my friend thought I was defending Katt ironically so during quarantine we are some edibles and I put on Pimp Chronicles Part 1 and we were both laughing so hard we couldn't breathe.
>>164630092>be beautiful>narcissistic>hit the wall>spawn two pet orcs>"why won't anyone date me???"fr tho these niggas look like uruk-hai
>>164629398People find Kat Williams funny? What the fuckI haven't met a single nigga that thinks he's funny and his jokes are clearly directed toward a black demographict. black
>>164639686He revealed his power level and was replaced by Kevin hart
>On August 27, 2011, his performance at the Celebrity Theatre in Phoenix, Arizona was marred by an incident during which Williams responded to a heckler, identified as being of Mexican descent, with an angry tirade that included Williams shouting "...so if you love Mexico, bitch, get the fuck over there!" In an interview following the performance, Williams stated that the incident was precipitated by the heckler. "If a person starts their heckling with 'f' America, then that gives me the right to defend my country," Williams said. He offered no apology for his remarks during the performance, stating, "I don't think I need to apologize for being pro-American."
>>164639686I think he had drug problems.
>>164633900That was the funniest thing he's ever done.
>>164643253And he's on Snipes' level of paranoia.
>>164642408Ask me how I know you aren't.
>>164643383How do you know he isn't?
>>164642408He kills more than any black comic ever. You may not like him but you can't deny that his audience loves him.
>>164639686He went to jail then Lil Kev took his place. His time is over lil kev the bastard is more PG.
>>164633900>"12 year old" big ass hood nigger middleschooler
>>164639686Unironically got blacklisted after making fun of how retarded american foreign police isThis shit was a career suicide and he knew and did it anywayThat's how you know he's a real onde
>>164644444wasted quints, he defended america >>164643210
>>164630092These are two little boys.
>>164639201>you need to figure out what it is about your pussy that keep attracting ain't-shit niggas
>>164629398I read that from start to finish in his voice