TODAY'S NEWS: FEBRUARY 12TH, 2017

Give me hard hitting truths!

You're ugly.

Something something your president said.

Emma never stops by anymore.

You dig a hole for yourself and then complain you can't get out of it.

You don't appreciate the beautiful area where you live and instead stay indoors most of them time.

She'll pop by sooner or later. I wouldn't pay much mind to it.

youtube.com/watch?v=57qTegcMT3g

Oh.
I don't pay attention to that guy

And now I know

True

How are you faring?

You know something is wrong when you don't pay attention to your country's representative.

I forgot what I was going to say
this is lame

now tracer has to say something about this post

dealing with people's crap these days. you?

Don't worry they only tell facts and it was just an error.

I feel fine so something must be wrong elsewhere

Bitch, look at me now.

I was considering "Archives is the best reporter" but I decided against it

If everyone one else is wrong, then you're wrong.

Uuuuuuuh I don't know what to say back

THAT'S the other autism loli
What's her name?

You made the wrong choice then.

Thats when you just say nothing.

Thats an opinion!

Do I really complain that much?

And you smell bad.

Shiina Mashiro

and she's not really a loli

Yeah, I think I might have

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But I like the pungent odor of cummies.

CAN YOU FUCKING STOP

You can simply change your mind.

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Yeah that about sums it up

If everyone else is a faggot, then you're a faggot
If everyone else smokes crack cocaine, then you smoke crack cocaine
If everyone else owns an ant farm, you own an ant farm
The world sure is funny

"Nothing"
:3

Thanks
Imma say she is

ha

ha

ha

ha

Reported.

but I already rolled the dice

but lolis are supposed to look like younger kids

I don't know anything about that shit and I don't want to.

The way I see it American politics concerns the rest of the world way more than it does me.

By the sound of it, I wouldn't like to live around you.

Like what?

I'm working hard. Looking to minimize my downtime to get more work done :L

You used to.

Loaded dice.

Grim

her tiddies are 2 big for loli

i guess i was really depressed while i did that

Yes ecchi

Happens to the best of us.

that's why it crashed and burned

Oppai lolis are a thing though

I'm not sure how you got this, either

Oppai lolis are a thing though

Grab the watta nigga

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I feel like you don't leave your house if you don't hear either praise or criticism daily.

People being dicks en masse.

That's cool. Make more money that way.

but her boobs aren't abnormally large for her age

watta?

that's not even possible!

so tired

Come do stuff.

Then sleep.

Lets find out if it is possible with two tongues then.

Parasyte was a pretty good show.

If you like gays, you can go to Germany.

Go to sleeps

I bet you'd need one of those people who has the split-tongue body mod

no like physically tired

just finished my stair reps

Honestly girls are developing faster and faster today
I wouldn't be surprised by a 9 year old with some shit. Its pretty fucked

Its nothing.

When you don't have a pair of goggles like that.

No, just the two of us.

I hear they have really great gas stations
Is that where I find the gays

Then physically sleep.

I think the largest disparity is between black and white girls

is that a lifeguard thing?

oh, sure

for science.

I'm really not too sure, but if you keep asking around for a leather daddy, you should find them.

Doesn't come up in real life as often as on the internet, actually
id post a picture of a projector at you but im too lazy

What disparity is that?

What if I just call you that

Girls are nasty.

Yes. Lets.

Going to watch TWD. Gomen.

Fuck people in general lol

Yes. More dolla dolla bill. Also trying to establish and strengthen relationships with company people so I can be moving up soon

No some black guy said it.

black girls and guys tend to mature earlier
like the end of elementary school instead of the end of middle school.

I'm not sleepy

but I'm sweaty now

Almost everywhere I go in public has someone talking about it, be it classes, the grocery store or hell, even a bar. All by people, not just some passive TV being on there.

IT GOIN DOWN

AWW DEM MUTHERFUCKIN BOOTLEG FIREWORKS SHIT

they have wonderful scent!

I tend to like to know who people are, though

oh
that makes so much more sense

then do lewd things while you're all sweaty

Hi manaka

bye manaka

wise move. No use in working for little when you can work for a lot.

I need to learn a lot of extra stuff tho. Annoying but worth

be back in a bit, enjoy your night baws

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That's odd...

It would be like calling a strawberry a banana.

Oh
Never took notice of that myself

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Spoilers.

they bleed good

edgy boy

People hating on diamonds ;;

you too.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat does this mean?

I'd say it's important to have a nice scent but often overlooked, they're too busy with appearance

yeees?

there's actaully some biological thing
I dont remember too much about it, my brain is still fried

Spoilers are good sometimes!
♥

you mean the monthly thing.. right?

you're grandmaster in my heart

That game has diamonds, now?

no

You give yourself too much credit

that skin isn't very subtle

There can only be one

you evil!

youtube.com/watch?v=gC55OSXubKk

THIS GUY SRSLY

I don't believe so.

Only sometimes??

Research it and get back to me, doll.

You can say period, manaka

I only have bootleg pastries left but atleast I have cappu and showers and blanekts

What was it?
Minstrel cycle?

but no matter how you look at it, it doesnt feel right if a boy says period when he is not referring to a dot at the end of sentence

What are bootleg pastries?

Do they explode ?

Swag

Good thing that what you believe doesn't matter

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Its called a period.
It doesnt matter what your gender is.

Or maybe you're just refuting it for the sake of refuting.

they are the kind of dry ones you get in plastic bags that are kind of dry and you eat them from the plastic bag or puf them in the microwave oven and heat them slightly but yhey are still kind of dry and not fresh but sortof good still these were cheap because they exdpire soon so I got tehm at like 70% off

Blah blah blah

sounds pretty gross

oh lawd jesus

Now that depends on which side of the spoiler you're on!

oh, YOU are spoilers!

no can do
strength fading

Mugs!

sup

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I enjoy talking to you less and less.

Made me giggle.

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theyare not gross they are okai
I even have bootleg doritos

Gonna have to punish you. Jeez.

Boys shouldn't be doctors

Its my job to make sure you're up to date on things.

What flavor are they ?

Why's that?

I have that effect on all the girls

But everyone here has a penis.

canimomon

This is not uncommon. I myself happen to be one.

I then you've mis identified my gender.

Thats a pretty #RARE davito

Lady penis

I can't stop you.
and wouldn't want to

but it's your fault for using a name that implies that your actual name is hidden!

I'm pretty sure you're the one who first showed me that ages ago

there are no australians on the itnerion

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It probably was.

Are you tired?

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you are the only thing keeping me straight in life

This DOESN'T answer my question

Didn't last forever though.

boipussy

Fair point! Still going to punish though.
I lost my trip and the only trip I have saved is not one I want to use cause it was made by someone else.

I am always tired.

Our only interactions are you making some joke at my expense or spell checking me.

I do not like it.

You should go to sleep then

what a shame

m-mean!

eww no, I hate fapping while I'm sweaty

it's just gross

I forgot to respond
I got the flu and am now on tamiflu, so I am only 50% here

shower then do lewd things, then!

I didn't realize I joke that much; I'll keep it to a minimum sorry

Also I spell check everyone. It's how I keep myself and everyone else sharp!

Its your own fault for being such a faggot.

that sucks

I will keep that up, do not worry love.

I have things to do.

Man, my internet can't keep up for shit.

It's whatever.

well yeah, I'm a dumbass

If it's you, I will never worry about a lack of cute things

Later den

i showered but why must i do lewd things

because lewd things while you feel refreshed are the best

lewd things are actually much better when they're with someone else...

because good for you

and you should find someone to do them with!

I'm sure they have some dick shaped rocks you might like though.

it's easier if they're more rod-shaped

too many places that could chip off if it is accurately dick shaped

those rocks were rock shaped long before dicks shaped like those rocks came

the bottom of this was for you

yeah but thats a lot of work, so you should go for the next best thing

death to the patriarchy

Have you actually put a rock up your butt ?

Morning

i think its past morning

you know
technically no

i doubt anybody would want to

eh...

Stop shoving random stuff up your ass.

Only by like an hour and a half

Ooh, well thanks! But you are cute so you have a plus.

and instead of random? dicks?

I think thats enough to warrant it not morning
Hows your afternoon?

He could also just get a fake dick.

It is just woke up

dis my favorite mp4

howbout anal beads

thats crazy woke af

You never know!

lame!

Maybe just for you

They sound stupid.

no
stop that

reeeeeeeeeeee

No, in general.

unreee

I have to deny it
out of principle!

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I do not care. It is now fact.

I do know.

I'm worthless

Just buy something instead.

I-I might believe you maybe

impossible

not worth it for something I'd only use once in a blue moon

You would be surprised.

Good girl!

lack of ree never

I wasted my day off. Fuck.

For Honor is probably the least honorable fighting game.

I probably would

I might buy one when I settle down somewhere

Prove it!

says the aussies

Fucking disgusting.

I dont really put stuff in my butt anymore, so I wont miss it

Busy fucking wild women instead.

if only

You already did for me!

Busy cybering gross dudes*

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now let's do the tongue thing

much more accurate

I love being a scumbag in that game too
Vanguard push spamming people off the edge is so satisfying
literally got 6 angry messages just this morning from 3 people cuz I'm that much of a faggot

you'd think an actual reporter would write something.

not aggregate links like their personal Reddit.

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Izaya~!

Ew, it's Kanra

*cybers you*

Sounds really boring.

Its actual not that hard to avoid if you just move outta the fucking way.

or hit them

What tongue thing?

papito.

How do I even know if I even like reading or if I'm just doing it because I can't find any games I like playing?

I know but console plebs are very very bad at learning, lol

*dies*

How is you?

Just for you, colby~

Cato pls

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Basically

You already forgot the tongue thing?!

Colby jack pls

I DON'T SPEAK MOONRUNE

They are probably 12 or 40

no wait

Then whats the point ?

But what does it mean?

I revived myself

You are making stuff up. I know it.

Sugoiiiii.

WHOA

The tip

The meaning of life!

Tongue stuff!
mean~

I'd wager 12. This guy was REAL mad

your fingers type 'ew', but admit your heart just skipped a beat.

That tends to be how it feels to be doing something less stimulating and addictive, but more beneficial. Stick with it.

Watched a lot of scotch's videos. Learning a lotta stuff. Now I need to apply it towards something cool, which I've had in mind throughout the time I've been learning tools to make it a reality. Regular exercise. Tolerable employment. You know that one song from OK Commputer? Looks a little like that. Feels gratifying.

Et tu?

Yes, yes I am

*teleports behind you*

etc.

To kill your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women?

It really didn't. You contribute nothing of substance to anything

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How about actually 'reporting' on stuff.

Like summarize what the links are about.

So we can judge your skills.

I feel like it would be good for be but in the end I'm sitting still not really doing anything. At;east in games you can get social and problem solve and what not.

Nice

*Autistic animal sounds*

Reply with "left stick + A"

*of their trans girls

bad jokes

I don't think I've ever heard you say a good one before.

Capping.

That looks lewd.

Sugoi baka.

I could constribute something substantive to your something, if you catch my drift~

Then read different books. As I've always said, fiction is the easiest to enjoy for its own sake. But if you want to get through non-fiction, like science or philosophy, you need to be motivated by a curiousity or better yet, a desire to compete and learn alongside others. If it's psychology, you can learn about yourself and others too. It's hard to read for the sake of reading, and you're less likely to remember it if you're not enjoying and learning.

it'll happen eventually if I keep trying!

maybe it is!

I got heavy into that for a while.

I got trimmed and polished folders that may never see the light of day.

I need more versions of myself to do everything at once.

Seems unlikely considering you don't change much.

Maybe it should be.

You know it

STOP IT

:3

DEFLECTION

/phoenix wright

That's what I thought.

All of you will be thinking the same thing.

just saw john wick 2

he kills everyone

I just wanna break you and pull your hair.

Today's yuri releases.

mega.nz/#!Tsoy3TiK!_sS1TovNY3iEfFRHSvuliK4OyF3TW_SDuUi67QeUuOc

Translated
(C91) [FOMALHAUT (Tanaka Shoutarou)] SSLS (THE IDOLM@STER CINDERELLA GIRLS) [English] { u scanlations}
(C91) [Omoitsukanai (Takeru)] Wild strawberry (The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls) [Sexy Akiba Detectives] (English)
Kurogane_Pukapuka-tai_42_[AK][v1]
Kurogane_Pukapuka-tai_43_[AK][v1]
Seifuku_no_Vampiress_Lord_v01_c02_[Vexed-Maigo]
[Doki] Swap-Swap - Chapter 17

Untranslated
(C90) [＊rabbit (佐久うさこ)] みゅーずあらかると - μ's à la carte 8 (ラブライブ!)

I might rebuild some.

if it's one in a million, there is still a chance

maybe you should make it happen

Never!

A hive mind is where it's at.

0%

You suck

I was trying to contribute a lewding.
Apparently that's worth something here.

People in this world always wish for things they'll never attain.
But we both know the personalities that do attain frequently.
And you can't even act like a reporter.

To what end?

.0000000000001%

well, only sometimes

see 'groupthink'
see 'social loafing'

You tried poorly.

I could if I felt like it.

Add more zeros into that

who makes these

I'm a bit rusty.

You could. You could earn your obnoxious red text title and maybe write up a summary and several details regarding a story, instead of linking several unrelated articles without input, when Reddit does it better.

That is not really what I am talking about.

Terrible.

I'm not the OP you fucking mongoloid.

The all of you would be just as lazy and get less done than one person that really wants to get stuff done.

Have you like, never seen a cartoon?

Like you know what a quality lewding is.

Oh.

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Sperg out on the right person next time.

People get so tilted in OW ranked

I've made a guy cum so I guess that's quality lewding

You should be more available outside the thread

Cato wants to cyber you

That's the only reason he wants you outside the thread

You have less claim to the title of Reporter than OP.

That's worse.

Masturbation is pretty lewd.

Yes, this is the only possible answer

What do I get out of it?

Aside from discord, I am sometimes on steam.

The all of me would be of one mind and I have the ability to do every little thing I wanted to do at once then I would do those things.

Lucky for me you don't get to decide that and your opinion on it doesn't matter.

Lol

Not he only possible answer, but the most likely

Succ

You are almost never on steam!
what's your discord?

I dont cyber cuties, I just cyber Colbys

When one you of one mind is probably not doing all the things you want to do.

It's not like you're maxed out.

This is not bad.

Dysnomia#1563

I wanna see the logs of Colbs eating Catos ASS

Okay. So how did you make the person cum?

By reporter, does that mean a janitor's secretary?

I know myself better than what you're guessing at. It is not that I am not doing something because I am lazy.

No you don't.

I actually enjoy sucking dick, as it turns out

See above

there!

no

Lazy is a poor description.

You're not lazy if you're engaged with vidya.

Can you manage to do the one thing you want to do, and if not, how will several of you fix that?

eating ass is nasty

Sure I do

Oh.

Call me when you're made a guy cum with your mouth.

This is interesting information.

All added and stuff.

there's plenty of stuff to be done

LIES

I have, so where should I call you?

I'd do it all day if I was paid for it

Post the logs.

wait what
deets

not a single one

not one exists of ass being eaten
I dont think

It was someone I deeply trust

True lies

Hi colbear

Do you at least RP as ponies ?

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sup brochacho

Having fun

that's hot.
trust is super hot.

alternate facts

not even

Hes eating ass

It's more of a burnout due to having too many things to do at once and being unable to actually start at any of them for fear of missing out on the other.

Can you like, kill yourself, Kanra? I guess no one can have fun.

Don't be rude fake news.

Super lame.

k

kk

that's the typical description of add.

round round baby round round spinning out on me

spinny

I thought you went bed :c

Kanra has aspergers so try and keep that in mind when you talk with him.

dont need no man got my kids for free

I used to think it said

nonono I was just shower and read some stuffs and had pastries and
stuffs

He comes from a sect of pseudo intellectual bronies. There's not much there to take seriously.

you would have been better off not trying with the OP at all, than making that shit.

were you glad you did that for them? were they?

what?

Read stuff for fun or to learn or both?

I very much enjoyed it

I don't know hos much he liked outside of the fact that he cam in my mouth so

N E W

does that say i love flat princess

I mean, why don't you try not being a fucking pseudo intellectual cunthole, and then maybe someone would actually give a fucking rats ass about your pathetic basement dweller existence?