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Darn timing.


Did you see the GT episode on For Honor? I am not sure if you were one of the people that occasionally watch his stuff or not.

This shit is so fucking slow on phone

Really makes you 🤔

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Today's yuri releases.

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The thread got a bit heated last time. We need to try a little tenderness

oh you

Real life shit.


I'm retarded.

It used to be "Betty when you call me you can call me Al", but I got lazy and I just put Betty in now

:/ even I got free pizzas and boxes a few years ago


I know it is. It's fun even. Once it happens a couple of times you can just tell them like hey this shit happens, don't accept random ass phone calls about my place and that's it.
oh big man who is gonna take time out of their day to actually go through on it?
are they? lol

don't forget about the various blade wounds and all the programming that he totally does for realsies. he's like something right out of a fanfiction, but for reals !!!

Grim, text me.

I forget if I moved your number to my OP3.

Ye.
I also watched a response to it.

pleased to make your acquaintance


.//.

alice literally has streamed programming before are you an actual retard

I dont even remember getting your number holy shit

sources say yes.

BUT I HAVE IT RIGHT HERE WTFFFF

ALCOHOL PLS

I figure someone from 4chan might just be crazy enough to kill them

Just like one of my Bangladeshi cartoons.

I know the exact apartment alice lives in.

yo

I've fucked underaged girls before

Calm down dude


DOXXING YOU DENSE NIGGER


NC is so far though

If I'm going that far and I'm providing you with a bed I might want a bit more

Or you can bring all 4 of your lovers and we can have a great time ;)


How's life fam?

Its pretty fucking autistic in here now, more than it has ever been

Bebop bought an industrial sized fan and took a bunch of laxatives then proceeded to let it rip like fucking beyblade and next thing you know Alice became mod

So lolz man

i think they all missed the new thread

RIFK


ANYONE HERE i LOVE?

PROTO1 WAR GOD

okay, I have to give you top props for this one. that made me laugh quite hard.

Holla Forums isn't your personal army

That was it, sankyuu.

O-oh...
I see how it is...

Ooh y-yeah, and m-my raise for this y-year was unusually high too!

Suspicious~ [unverified] [unlikely] [confirmed]


twitch.tv/celtyplays

T-this doesn't exist, s-silly billy!


N-no such luck!


S-say my door number then

cup did you/are you have a legit thing for scat


I dont wanna dox alice, she lives in my home city

I'd rather have some coffee with her

they are working with nearly human levels of intelligence, give them a minute to process the information you bully.

LOL

we need to whatsapp tho real talk

I still can't wrap my humongous and powerful mind about how you, a human being that takes pleasure in sitting in a shitty diaper all day, can speak down on anyone.


That bitches wallpaper isn't done loading in.

Bring your father to temple with me rifk

yeah it's a pretty shitty place too

Hell, I have said that if my life somehow goes down the drain that someone from this thread will probably get a surprise. Probably will be Luka or Grim tbh

Th'fuck is that?

S-sorry, I don't meet unless p-people are in dire need

well considering my diaper fetish is as totally real as your "queen" and "her" accomplishments, I think you can live with your confusion.

Were they trying to complain about the area in time he chose?

Oh cool look I'm right next to test in this pic


JUST AS GOOD AS MATTHEW AMIRITE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

dont make me come back in there before leaving awkwardly

I admittedly was laughing too hard through all of this to be sober I'm quickly remedying that.

YOOO LMAO ARE YOU THE DIAPER GUY? THE SHITTY ANIME DIAPER GUY? I /LOVE/ YOUR LITERALLY INSANE POSTS

vocaroo.com/i/s0wYI3Qj1OjF

excuse me?


gosh I wish that were me


yeah dude, I'm padded af rn and I'm about to drop a big fat deuce in it.

There is a dog fucker here to!

Ay Moogs, tell me a joke.

thats a door


u wanna fuckin go m8


I'm in dire need to talk about life over coffee with you someday.

I feel like everyone's gonna be racist over there

I'm still down though

youre excused

my life

No, they were just pointing out a few pieces of information that he missed, that are kind of a big deal towards the theory.

It's free to text any Canadian since they're under the same country code.

can't happen. then you'd find out he's a guy, and maybe accidentally see his penis, and we all know what would happen then

ebowla

That's called a date.

Stop asking out internet girls.

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WHAT STOPS YOU FROM DRINKING?
LITERALLY NOTHING DOES USUALLY.

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What is it with you barely knowing something about someone and already wanting to meet up with them for coffee or a movie? You did the same shit with blood-chan and it was a little weird.
also I can talk about, finished fixing that pc

its not like alice would whip out his dick in public

there is a critical fallacy in the joke where it would have to be in a high sexual tension situation to actually trigger me

try again some other time

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M-maybe when I retire

Quit calling him a her

He was originally born a male

Even if he lopped it off he can't change the past

YOU CANT HIDE


WHATS INSIDE

Lack of alcohol.

oh I just like to make irl friends

and all of my irl friends that are posters are real characters

I feel like you don't get how jokes work


I have a job, foo.

Rate my fit.


This is the most brutal self-own I've ever seen in my entire life. Have fun with your diaper rash retard.


What kind of door slopes upward at a 67 degree angle. That shit is a portcullis at most.

JOKES NEED TO BE ACCURATE TO BE FUNNY YOU FUCKING DUMBASS

IDK HOW ELSE TO SIMPLIFY IT


IDK WHAT TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I will give it a Soto/10

You gotta realize camera angle is a factor - its pointing from a bed

one day my brother

...I w-was born with a vagina, dear

I always have alcohol you fool.


jokes on you faggot, I use a lot of baby powder when I pad up so I don't GET diaper rash.

Well have a blast

He buys industrial sized drums of pure ethanol.
He'd never run out.


It's fucking 9p for you.
The fuck would just be working this late for?

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somehow i feel like you may have never been a student of comedy

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LMAO. THIS WEBSITE IS AMAZING!

He prefers the pronouns Xo, Xy, Zym

somewhat accurate

you still never gave me a new thing to use

Hm.

Night.

M-much better

Like what though?

pm

Send picture of ovaries or I'll never get off.

I mean I work tomorrow. I don't like drinking on workdays.


if you think this one is good you should check out an even better one. have you ever been to tumblr? it's full of all kinds of cool people who like all kinds of awesome things like naruto and babyfur!


sleep well.

I would rather change it to the obvious but you don't want to talk about him.

I just can't help but wonder in times like this how much you are just pretending to be retarded and how much you're actually retarded.

And on t-that note, I w-will go to bed.
See y-you all tomorrow~

stop it tickles

no.
especially not standup
louis ck has literally admitted his entire set is based 99% on fiction or at least modified to fit the rule of threes
you have no fucking idea what you're talking about
unless you mean banter which ok fair enough

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I wonder if Wish and Alice will get along

huh?


retire for a day in march. I wont tell anyone if you're actually a guy or trans, I promise.

I will never be a pro mlg...

I'll pm you who I mean

Wow I feel cheated.

Nini

Well. Cup isn't a professional comedian, so it applies to banter, especially because I take 90% of what people say about me/to me to heart.

nice name.

buck up sport. pip pip, cheerio. wot wot.

just keep practicing.

I mean, I've taken Uber to class or the rare occasions I have to actually go into the office because I was either far too hungover or not sobered up enough.

Gambeson's the most important thing that comes to mind.

Also knights wouldn't have used longswords at the time.

And they would have used shields.

Please no.

TEST FIGURED IT OUT

ASKING IT FOR PICTURES OF WHAT IT DOESNT HAVE IS ITS WEAKNESS

STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES

didn't know you had to be a professional to make jokes. shit dude.

Babyfur renegade reporting in. I'm not afraid to challenge the status quo, I'm different, and I'm a free thinker. I know that free market economics are the key to liberty and I know that pretending to be a diapered up cat that shits themselves is the sign of an advanced, genius level mind. If you're afraid of:
- Cultural norms being challenged
- Truth
- Insanely retarded shit

Leave the thread immediately.

this explains so fucking much

Okay...I'm just happy that this is one of the few games where I can play with everything set to ultra with no FPS drops.

yeah, I don't really get hung over, but I still would rather not drink on weekdays.

yeah well most people aren't as insecure as you or me grim

I'm afraid of truth

we have ids on this board sir

DIDNT I TELL YOU THIS BEFORE???

this so much. you're so stunning and brave man :')

Shit happens when you're in ~30 servers

Are you sure it's from insecurity?

I'm in a voice chat with Cup, and every time he hears this word he makes a fucking Sheer Heart Attack joke.

yes


same

yeah it's a lovely game. and honestly you'll get better at it. half the time you'll just end up on horrible teams.

remember, blame everyone else.


you understand that's most of my communication in general, yes?


my references HAVE NO WEAKNESSES

Grim if you ever feel insecure there's always our Mod to help you out lmao

Switch to deus vult with me so I can feel better about not being on weeabs. 3:

password is now my middle name. have fun

Whoa, look at you.
All "responsible" and shit.

Well
as for the tranny thing

I'm pretty confident I wouldn't do something as extreme as that

the hyperbole was there to sort of quantize the magnitude of disturbance that would plague my mind if I were to be betrayed like that

*deadpan* I-I try my b-best!

Then you gotta shape up, leave or be eradicated instantly by enlightenment era principles.


Nice!


It's hard being a free thinker; Knowing the things I do about the market, racial dynamics and how Taiwan is China.

it gets to be a real burden tbh. that's why I like to pretend I'm a baby and spend all day shitting in diapers.

youtube.com/watch?v=7U9oKGZ9B_c

Why the fuck would you be betrayed?
And by what? Betrayed by your own homosexuality?

Why didn't you pick weebs?
We're enemies now

Wow no inv to steamy voice e-cybering

CAN'T WAKE UP.

It was never on there anyway. You'll have to dig deeper. Gonna go play ctu v ctu

w-wake me up i-inside~

I'll be blaming you, for certain. Until you can 360 no scope with widow maker, you are a nub.

To be fair Gambesons were not common until the 13th century and he was doing common place for 11th was he not?
As for the other stuff I do not know, did the knights not get beat before they even got the chance to use melee weapons? Cause of the samurai's archery on horseback and armor.

Someone give me non-australian internet reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

thank god

by the dick, you ding dong.

Ofc, it wouldn't be possible unless they were takig hormones for 10+ years

I've gotten somewhat decent at widow lately, as it happens.

HOW DO YOU KEEP MAKING POSTS LIKE THIS AND NOT EXPECT ME TO MOCK YOU AT EVERY TURN

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Oh, you too?

*dick teleports behind you*

heh. see ya, kid.

*backstab*

You are somehow more noxious than him.


Or you'd do what literally every person in that situation would do: either accept they're not straight because their tongue was just in a dude's mouth prior to seeing the dick or just leave.

REMEMBER

\Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna, Krishna Krishna, Hare Hare
Hare Rama, Hare Rama, Rama Rama, Hare Hare

gotta kill gotta fight

youtube.com/watch?v=zoByszoKrt8

Test was betrayed by those biceps.
The dick was okay but those guns weren't.

t-that's what I was g-going for!~

no shit I'd leave


fuck you


see above

Don't, i hate snipers.

rin please cease this
weeb and deus vult are both bad
become the angry shirtless polish man you always wanted to be


quantify*
i don't think there are any trannies that actually "trap" people
you'd either find out before you ever got to that level of closeness with a person or you'd have only known them for a short period before you tried to fuck them and then there wouldn't be any real investment anyway
it's just a non-situation nonbinary straw person you made up in your mind because you're really really scared of being gay
aka a homophobe

for the longest time I just wanted to help you but at this point all I can do is sit back and laugh at your idiocy.


I love em when the enemy team has them and they suck.

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I hope you become Cobain with even gayer hair and fellate a shotgun.


I'm pretty sure you'd just fuck the tranny and act like it never happened.

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Where is proto1?

I-I think I'd p-probably use a h-handgun! e-easier to aim a-at the roof of my m-mouth~

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pro snipers cheat with their aimbot reflexes!

Maybe I'll give big boobed ice lady a try

It wouldn't harm what's not there.

There's IDs.

h-ha! good b-burn. unfortunately f-for you the f-fire already beat you t-to it~

God commanded, and I obeyed.

Though, admittedly, I like the aesthetic of the weeab's stronghold area.


Gambeson's been a thing throughout all of history, love.
And while not widespread, lords would basically pay hand over fist to make sure their knights were equipped with the best available equipment.

And shields, as well, would have been a thing knights had, which is no small thing to be forgetting.

They weren't sour with his conclusion, just that he left out, or missed, a lot of things that are really important, that people who actually super care about those times could easily have told him.


I'm 2 busy with 2 sords.
Because peacemaker is really good when you get the hang of her.

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mei is bae.

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sorry electronics jargon

yeah you never know
some might hide it till the very last second, but even then the chance is minimal
I flat out told you guys that I was afraid of my latent homosexuality
idk why you're putting this whole "oh you made it up" thing in


help me do what?
be gay?
im good thanks


I might have a few months ago
when you're horny your boundaries lessen

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the gift that keeps on giving.

Why's everything Chinese themed at the main menu? Did a Chinese map get added or something?

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no no, it's chinese new year event.

How is anyone "afraid" of it?
What the fuck is it going to do to you?

rember this grim?

I sincerely hope you're forced to build the wall and fall from a ladder.

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They better give me double exp. It's getting harder to level up now that I'm almost 10.

ya peacemaker is the only one i have trouble with when im playing yari lady
i like that the game doesn't force you to not play other nations classes, kinda cool
also the classes aren't super expensive like in R6 Siege
worried about the real game being PLAGUED by micro transactions like siege as well


come on man this is like the least likely thing to ever happen and if having a fucking "nearly gay" experience is one of the worst things that can happen to you, you are sheltered as FUCK and seriously need to find some fucking depth

How would he get UP the ladder?

I-I think I'll p-probably get pushed off b-by a muslim !!!

FUCK YOU.

Touche.

lol heads or tails

They'll just throw you off a building after jihading your haram hairy asshole.

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this is for you

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"grim is fat so he doesn't accidentally see his own penis when he looks down" -anonymous source


you need 20k exp to level up no matter how high your level is.

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I feel so excluded.
I want to be retarded, too.

Yeah, I didn't realize there was a dick in it until you told me

didn't really care because you like to shock me with your asshole at time


It's just not natural to me
but ofc being horny is like fuck being gay or straight just put your dick in it

This is the work of an enemy [STAND]

m-my asshole isn't h-hairy! I-I programmed a s-special drone to s-shave me every morning!

Oh...guess It only seems like my leveling is slowing down with how many failed matches I've had recently.

THIS WEBSITE SUCKS. YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME. YOU ARE ALL SICK. HOPEFULLY YOU GET SMARTER SOON.

WELP.
UNTIL NEXT TIME FOLKS.
WITH LOVE,
-OAK
(PS: YOU'RE WELCOME EVERYONE.)
((PSS: FUCK YOURSELVES FOREVER.))

Grim you should tell Squash btw

??

Ikitakimasu

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tell em what


yeah

before I was all ike
oh my fuckin god its moogs asshole

now im like

oh
its moogs asshole

big whoop

But you're not straight.
How is being yourself "not natural" to you?

how am i to know that if you don't link me
what is this for you dinkleberry


you're too retarded to even ride the bus
you're locked in your parents basement.

you damn well know what I mean

yeah you get a bit more if you win.

see im making you gayer

Don't give a shit about your autistic games, Bebop.
Hope your casino closes.

you're doing allah's work

Just start complimenting it to cope like all the other """straight""" guys

no wait

who are you to tell me my own sexuality lmao

indifference is not acceptance

Also, fuck that part in the comic where the gay boy wanted the guy to spit directly in his mouth.

Hold me, papito.

and I hope my FBI complaint about you fucking a dog finally goes through and I never see you again

it's sooooo hot

Oh okay but still is the scenario still not that the samurai arrows the horse then keeps his distance to keep pummeling the horseless knight with arrows?
Enough arrows should down him even if he is better protected I would think.
I do not know, I was not alive back then. lol

about hitler?


bebop said hitler didnt fo anything wrong

This has gone down far too many layers of irony and it's like the 9th Circle of Hell.

So hostile.


Bebo is just mad that his cuck queen isn't liked here.

w-what
you either do it or you don't you still made me sad and i am NEVR GONNS B UR FREND EVR AHGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It was gross! And that's coming from a man who has his own fucked up kinks too.

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i-irony? I-I don't know what y-you're talking about! s-silly!

cup is bullying me because I dont wanna be a big gaylord like him >:(

its about the same thing

saliva is top tier fetish.

It stops being as cut and dry as just that, honestly.

I dunno, I feel like it's just generally a bad call to have to be the one to make.

AT LEAST I CAN SING A FULL OCTAVE.


Considering you constantly have said how many times you were about to fuck a tranny/dude, you aren't straight.


I pray you stop.

I think you are all idiots for goading each other, but drama sustains me.
You are all my idiots.

s-silly tsuchi. t-there's no one to h-hear your prayers. *t-tips fedora*

why the fuck did nobody tell me


Honestly I thought you would know exactly what I was talking about.. The ban.


oh alright well no coin flip for you

You need to be chained up away from the computer for a while.

I'm a solipsist and believe myself to be God.

okay let me make an example
lets say every monday I saw a cat kill a bird and there was a ton of gore
the first couple of times I was shocked and horrified
but then I got used to it
each week would pass by, cat would hunt
not so horrified anymore, because I'm used to it

does it mean I support killing prey grotesquely
no it does not

all it mean is im not shocked by it anymore

sandycreek.org/
you should attend, they fix autism with shock therapy


fine you stupid nignog i pick heads because i'm not a fucking furry

under someone's desk forced to suck them off all day I hope!

I-I honestly believe t-this about you.

After the shock of the cat killing the bird passed I just kept getting turned on.

This doesn't say anything about shock therapy. This is bullshit. I want a real camp where they hook car batteries to my nipples and have me pray away the gay. It worked for Grim. It can work for me.

I guess so yeah.

OH THAT BAN
sorry it completely slipped my mind

yeah no I dont think I should be the bearer of that news

dont do it unless you actually have a reason to


I...love you too?


Oh for sure dude, back then it was a trying time
but sexuality isn't set in stone
it's on a spectrum, sort of how you're on the farther side of the autism spectrum :^)

During the day, yes. But in the closet at night till next day's use.

Give me kiss.

just like in all my personal fiction.

How's a charlie horse sound.

#realtalk
Wouldn't his balls just slide out?
I mean, dude's underwear is specifically designed with a "pouch" and they still go everywhere.


If that were so, I'd just trying to kill you with my mind like a fucking Jedi.

Heads is the nazi bird anyway


The only other person who knows said the same thing.

And you're explicitly not straight. That's the whole point.

Remember when Bebop said he didn't like drama and then constantly tries to get attention by being shady with threads?

Hot.

i-it's pretty easy to tuck y-your balls into panties. t-trust me on t-this.

p-please keep trying. the t-tingles from your attempts are m-making me wet.

I can't find it. My canadian internet is censored.


ok now why did i flip the coin.

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Fiction becomes reality eventually.

I was explicitly not straight, because I talked about nearly doing these things. But I had never done them. So was I technically straight the whole time? Maybe maybe not

Point is I'm 100% secure in my 100% straight sexuality now

gosh I hope so.

I'm going to bruise you.

Peppridge Farm remembers

Neat me, daddy.

says the person who will murder someone if he sees their penis. you are the poster child for insecure about your sexuality. and I say this in a thread where tsuchi and guero exist.

Murder my penis.

explain


do you want a account that i have no clue what it does?

I haven't been posting but 'night.
Give me attention and shit.
Or don't.
It's whatever.

sure why not

goodnight rin. sleep tight.

ilu

Tell me the ban and then I'll tell everyone.

good night

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I don't have the time or crayons to explain it to you so instead I shall paw at you.

*Paws at your thighs*


*chu*

...why you do dis? ;n;

I was expecting this to end with "Pepperidge Farm remembers".


Quit fagging everything up.
We were having a totally hetero conversation about how balls just go everywhere when you move and your pornography is inaccurate.


Move to a FREE country, commie plinko faggot.

Gn
Knight-picker

This tbh

.

*u moan

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Knees.

FUCK YOU, SOTO.

RP yourself off a cliff.

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I dunno?


b-but I only post t-the most accurate of p-porn. y-you should stop b-being so silly.

wow. bold.

Flood

plsno


i'll pm you


mmmmmmmmmm

*jumps off a cliff at you kindly*

Don't act like you don't corrupt minds on purposely.

grimmy cum back. u can blame it all on your homophobiaaaa~

i would if i wasn't constantly sick

I can't help it that people get corrupted so easy.

Reminds me of that gif with the pepe drawn on the girl's face.


Bet you think yer funny.

You post cartoon pony porn so excuse me for calling your tastes shit.

*Teleports behind you and notices your bulge*
"OwO what's this?"
*Unsheathes your kattana*
"Nothing personal, kid."


Kill yourself, you 10 piece chicken McNobody.

[Huffs]


You keep repeating something that has been twisted and stretched to make it seem like I'm a demonic tranny hulk or something.

Do you not want to realize the truth of the matter for the split second of entertainment it brings to you? Or are you upset that I, in your eyes, so doggedly refuse to accept my sexuality?

I know you're not a dunce. I used to be your friend.

Guero and Tsuchi accept their sexuality. Tristan doesn't care if it's a little gay to cuddle guys. He makes it into something to joke about.Tsuchi just keeps it private. That's his business.


[huggu]


I've been typing and eating dinner, sorry. But let's try to have a serious talk about this.

Flud

I don't. because none of my jokes are perfectly accurate...sadfais :(((


e-excuse me? w-when have I ever p-posted pony p-porn?

Sick in the head maybe.

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Ok Luka.

All the time, you diaper shitting reject.

I. Am not. Weak-minded.

*It was a hologram*

N-nani!?

i am puffing my feathers

why is Holla Forums so SHIT

t-this is a lie.

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Bebop is gonna ban Squash for breaking the rules.


vocaroo.com/i/s01PHYbI8gnt

...about 80% certain anyways.

thats kawaii af

Bebop is going to ban Mugen for posting nudes.

80% of the time, every time.

my sexuality is one of the only things i am actually not insecure about lol

Do not.


Gween Tea.


Hot.


False reports are more sinister than CP.
I'm sure when Sci gets jailed he can go for an insanity plea.
Cause he's crazy about them little girls.

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