I'll be retiring this avatar. Take this in remembrance:

I'll be retiring this avatar. Take this in remembrance:

dropbox.com/sh/v1k102e6wupv1ca/AADZC1g633NTSPHn_ek_sqsta?dl=0

Other urls found in this thread:

docdroid.net/KbrVWL2/qabalah-qlipoth-and-goetic-magic.pdf.html
esotericarchives.com/agrippa/agrippa1.htm
documents.mx/documents/chaosophia.html
zalbarath666.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/peter-j-carroll-liber-null-psychonaut.pdf
youtube.com/watch?v=bJB5XZph4nE
youtube.com/watch?v=591n8GKvyaY
m.youtube.com/watch?v=pe-KbOiQAUc

I don't even want it.

That avatar is garbage nigga

Your opinions are irrelevant

Especially considering one of you avatars as furry porn and the other avatars as an ugly Mexican

But at the end of the day, regardless of what you avatar as, you can eat my ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I have to say things while I'm dumping these or I'll get flood detection fast)

rifk where my luka at?

DESOLATION

NO MOON! NO STARS! BLACKED AND RIPPED OUT FROM THE SKY! NO DAWN! NO DAY! FLY THE BANNER OF TRUE NIGHT! NO MOON! NO STARS! BLACKED AND RIPPED OUT FROM THE SKY! NO DAWN! NO DAY! FLY THE BANNER OF TRUE NIGHT! NO MOON! NO STARS! BLACKED AND RIPPED OUT FROM THE SKY! NO DAWN! NO DAY! FLY THE BANNER OF TRUE NIGHT! NO MOON! NO STARS! BLACKED AND RIPPED OUT FROM THE SKY! NO DAWN! NO DAY! FLY THE BANNER OF TRUE NIGHT! NO MOON! NO STARS! BLACKED AND RIPPED OUT FROM THE SKY! NO DAWN! NO DAY! FLY THE BANNER OF TRUE NIGHT! NO MOON! NO STARS! BLACKED AND RIPPED OUT FROM THE SKY! NO DAWN! NO DAY! FLY THE BANNER OF TRUE NIGHT! NO MOON! NO STARS! BLACKED AND RIPPED OUT FROM THE SKY! NO DAWN! NO DAY! FLY THE BANNER OF TRUE NIGHT! NO MOON! NO STARS! BLACKED AND RIPPED OUT FROM THE SKY! NO DAWN! NO DAY! FLY THE BANNER OF TRUE NIGHT! NO MOON! NO STARS! BLACKED AND RIPPED OUT FROM THE SKY! NO DAWN! NO DAY! FLY THE BANNER OF TRUE NIGHT! NO MOON! NO STARS! BLACKED AND RIPPED OUT FROM THE SKY! NO DAWN! NO DAY! FLY THE BANNER OF TRUE NIGHT! NO MOON! NO STARS! BLACKED AND RIPPED OUT FROM THE SKY! NO DAWN! NO DAY! FLY THE BANNER OF TRUE NIGHT!

One could argue that this is the ideal state of a thread

Technically Holla Forums would let me have one no text post, but I'm not going to take it

...

See and

The whole board could agree with you in unison, but I would raise my ass above you all

It's futile

THE TRIUMPH OF THE INDIVIDUAL

Posting is best approached like a forceful rape

my opinions matter though
I don't avatar as a mexicasian or furshit

I didn't link the post where I mentioned their avatars

FUCK!!!!!1 your opinion, eat my ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The age of pearls before swine is coming to an end, but the age of eating my ass will never end

For mine is the kingdom, the power and the glory

FOREVER

Just failed a job interview over the phone, had to deal with diarrhoea shits, had to deal with the Mormons trying to convert me again, all in the space of 30 minutes.

Terrored.

Erio, you know your cult shit.

How do I deal with mormons?
They got my phone number and know where I live.

Did you try just telling them to fuck off?

"STOP CALLING ME AND VISITING ME OR I'LL SUE YOU FOR HARASSMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Where do all these quotes and shit even come from

I'm too nice to tell them to fuck off.
I got interested in the conversation first.

A deep dark well


Then politely tell them to fuck off in a British way

Thanks Erio.
You're a star~

So, just make autistic screeching at them; got it.

No problem

You could also hail Satan as a way of trying to scare them away, I guess. But that could backfire


That's polite in British? Okay

It is polite in SCANNERish.
That's close enough.

hot damn !

sometimes i go to bed thinking "I couldn't be more dead inside" only to wake up and be proved wrong.

Ask them to take off their pants so you can feel and examine their magic underwear


Hi

hey erio whats up why are u dumping lawless girl? you gonna go straight like me?

Eww.
I like that idea.

With a new age comes a new form, but don't confuse the form with the spirit


What if they do it? Will you follow through and grope them sensually?

They'll run off and leave me alone before that point.

Don't worry, I'll think of something.

ah i see
. so whatll be the new form spirit boyo?

You can't be sure they don't have repressed homosex feelings


You'll see some time after I arrive in China

...

ah exciting i cant wait! youre gonna have a r a r e flag too. what a time to be alive! so when's the big move?

My flight's tomorrow

They're girls.
I can't make them homosex.

Are they hot? Do you want to feel their magic underwear?

erio pls.

thats hot! hope the flights not too bad. i find falling asleep can be tough maybe unless youre fortunate enough to have a window seat. hey throw some chinese at me

Do you sleep like ever

ching chong nip nong

...

I just slept from 3am to 11am!11!!

I don't see the problem with the question


Wu hui shuo yidian putonghua

I'm best at spoken Chinese; I know little pinyin and pretty much no Chinese characters, lol. Though I'll have to learn a few of them. I'll just do it as I go along

i want an audi quattro and do dorifutos against skyline r32s or gt-rs

*Wo

ngóh m jì

thats awesome you will do great! ur a clever boy

fucking plebs

Is that Cantonese


Most people who do this job seem to go into it knowing less Chinese than I do, so yeah, shouldn't be a problem

but if u dont get a good 7 hours minimum you get grumpy!

would it make more sense learning cantonese or mandarin


yes

yes of course.ohhey erio i have a personal q

i want to learn vietnamese help

I want Ikt to feed me pho

Live in a Vietnamese brothel/

Cantonese is mostly only spoken in southeastern China, and I think most people who speak Cantonese can also speak Mandarin


Go ahead


You could pirate Pimsleur Vietnamese

Guess I'm fine then
I slept 18 hours both of the last two times I slept
:^)

I'm just starting to realize how gay that video is lmao

Manny saying "Here's your beef" is honestly the cherry on top

Cantonese for hong kong
mandarin for literally anywhere else

ill just learn weeaboo

what are the best books to get into the occult! and also best super early english works like canterbury tales


eek arent you sore?

I might go to Japan after China


Like Satan occultism? Left Hand Path?

And I guess Beowulf and the Divine Comedy. I've only read the former; I'm more into stuff in and around the Romantic period

I did sleep for like 26 hours inbetween that

...

...

Hi

hello anonymous
why are you looking at me like that?


hi erio
what's up

umm just a few for a well rounded start i guess?

ah i see all right


ah yes. im gonna be doing that today i need to flip schedule for . sucks! but gotta do it

*pets*

ty, ruka

Oh yeah I keep forgetting my name doesn't work on this piece of shit app

Just been getting ready to go to China and stuff; my flight's tomorrow

You?


docdroid.net/KbrVWL2/qabalah-qlipoth-and-goetic-magic.pdf.html
esotericarchives.com/agrippa/agrippa1.htm

Beowulf is pretty good, but the English is so old, you'll have to read a translation. Doesn't really look like English, but it's called Old English

Not sure I realized quite how many edits I had until now

:)

oh sweet, the Kabbalah. thanks.

:3

Kabbalah after dark ;3

what are you gonna do in china


who are you


happy face

gimme more evil books
and magic ones too plz

thank you so much!

yes i know of the early english it's the saddest thing that it's probably not at all worth it to learn the language just to read the works but rather best to read translations. i feel bad for the them, english is great! imo

*bends metal*

documents.mx/documents/chaosophia.html
zalbarath666.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/peter-j-carroll-liber-null-psychonaut.pdf


Supposedly, it's a relatively goofy and inconsistent language. And I have to teach it

Oops

The links were for


I'll teach English for at least a year

but it is the prettiest darn thing!

This is basically the most valuable thread ever on this board imo


How is it pretty?

Thank the lord for days off.

How many (You)'s are willing to sell this thread for?

I've thrown it freely before you; oink gratefully

it can be so smooth and sweet...and it's also vast and deep oh! and the little idiosyncrasies only make it better! it's like a gorgeous lady to me. you must teach your students to love english

Yes master.

I think I prefer French

youtube.com/watch?v=bJB5XZph4nE


-pets your hair- :3

sad..!

i don't feel good

romance language are peasant tier

Only people like Dewgong try to speak English like it's pretty

One of the great accomplishments of this closing age is that tiers have been abolished

i don't want to live :D

i dont know who this dewgong fella is but it sounds like he has the right idea. also i highly suspect english is by far the most fun language


i have that hipster impulse in me and u know how hipsters love revival

Darwin

All you can do is fornicate with the corpse

Oh here's another one

oh, no he doesnt that old fool knows nothing

it's all the same to me im delusional as hell!

I secretly like Dewgong

ooh~
lie ber null looks fun!
Hkerari

thats weird but whatever le floats your boat boyo

That's the simple and straightforward "chaos magic" that the kids these days like


This show about the edgy young pope was pretty good

youtube.com/watch?v=591n8GKvyaY

neat i never even heard about this. did you watch it on the netflix?

I totally didn't pirate it

i see. piracy is so weird. i find it's impossible for me to form an actual opinion on it mostly i dont care so ofc i participate. idk. but this edgy pope show is it exciting/dramatic or more just interesting?

Both

He's a pretty complicated character

maybe i give it a whirl. hey at what time's your flight tomorrow?

Early morning

Why?

just wanted to remind you to arrive at the airport at least an hour early dear

was i just spoiled??

nope i wasnt

I'VE BEEN TO AIRPORTS BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

of course but theres nothing wrong with a little helpful reminder now and then. i love em!

Why are you such a fag

:)
magick!

lol

I keep thinking I'm just about out of edits and then finding more


yay occultism!

Good thing this thread was so slow; I picked the ideal hours for this

woah..
i grew up on magick, without even realizing it! surrounded by magic stuff hidden everywhere!
all the stuff i liked back then was uber ancient powerful magick stuffs!
i'm uber magick tuned =w=

you want the dropbox to be seen or what


there really is something magical about you

...

Magic works with the fundamental archetypes that are in everything


I wanted to dump a bunch of edits, and I underestimated how many I've made

Slept well? :3

That's not the feel of waking up, or else you wouldn't be here shitposting

your dedication to the folder is really admirable

It felt really good to make edits while high

how was ur papa not catching u all the time? dont tell me he knew!

Probably.
I woke up alright, at least, but I think I woke up several times.

I think I had a dream about Ikarous, of all people.


Take a look at her room.

There is very clearly no computer in her room.

iktf...

Yeah, but Sci, you're creepy, become obsessed with people, and she hates you.

Is that surprising, given your psychological history with her?

im creepy? thats upsetting!

Oh and he did

v .v

I don't usually dream at all.
Just kinda interesting that it'd've been her.

It might not have been, no names were mentioned.

considering she apparently has not enough living space for a separate bathroom, nor running water, I doubt she has one elsewhere either.

tfw havent had good bc dream in months

She probably went to Russia already

:)
i'm made of magic!


but moar in me!

She's in a dorm in 1923.

i cant think about it. it makes me too sad. farewell.

also hi subtle! :D

bye

Exactly.

Ja ne

He's a weak pushover

Satan's my real dad


What happened in the dream?


Magic yourself up a jerb

The point was more that there would be a computer on campus, if you scale it forward.


I went to her house and we chatted a bit, then she was going to run away before her parents got home, and I made her wait for me, then we just ended up sitting on a fire escape.

I'd think it'd be in the room, then.

Really I think the point was more than I had no point

Yes.

Because a campus would put public computers into individual dorm rooms.

...

*cough*

don't rush it bby take it slow

but I want my coffee

coughee*

*slap*

Good
Touhoes are SHIT

*cawfee

Rolled 3 (1d6)1 - Sacred Stones
2 - Sword of Fire
3 - Binding Blade
4 - Awakening
5 - Fuck FE, play Skyrim instead
6 - Fuck that noise, Tales of Besteria
7 - Cyber threesome with Tokai and Subtle

Fucking-

Roy sucks so bad though.

*shakes*

cute~
*hugs tight*

Rolled 4 (1d6)Jokes on me, I don't even have Binding Blade, guess I have to reroll.

1 - Sacred Stones
2 - Sword of Fire
3 - Get Binding Blade and play it you little shit.
4 - Awakening
5 - Fuck FE, play Skyrim instead
6 - Fuck that noise, Tales of Besteria
7 - Cyber threesome with Tokai and Subtle


Wah!

...

huh


careful you might get ill


wwait what

nope!

I was deciding what I should do.

I almost want to be Male Robin so I can fuck a Manakete.

Because Manakete babies.

*pet* good


some peculiar options

Look at the number of sides on that die, bwaka.

:)
moar of her plz

yeah? it still gets skyrim


horimiya bori
haven't even read tho

You might like this character.


Yeah, and?
Also Tales of Berseria.

mhmm peculiar
iunno what to play either

brown hair girl from nazi anime?
tell me about her. :)


you should read and make more cute pics!
google shows me tonsa cuteness of her!

How is it peculiar?
I don't only play Fire Emblem.


She's an absolute sweetheart and simultaneously holds respect for and is terrified of Tanya.

I might this day


I just like saying that word

and ur person is tanya... im guessing?


yay!
i wanna see a lotta new ones from u in future~
she has adorable expressions!

I might throw up


suresure

...

Yes, Tanya is this character I'm currently posting.
And she's not a good person.

Also, Visha's Russian, and the show is way pre-nazi.

...

....hmmm... i wonder who brown haired girls name is now.

That's Visha.

Viktoriya Ivanovna Serebryakov

1 - Male, Sire a Manakete Morgan
2 - Female, it doesn't matter anyway.

Rolled 1 (1d2)forgot die.

Fuck.

...

Rolled 2 (1d4)1 - Tiny little fuccboi Robin
2 - Big manly mannerson Robin
3 - Average animu Robin
4 - Fuck that earlier die, be a grill.

what a complcated name
._.

so bored im watching a czech comedy from the 80s

She is Russian.
Or, well, the show's universe's nationality that is roughly equivalent to Russian.

shower thyme

i like czech pr0n.

[Divine] FC time

hard to search for her on anime pic sites ;~;
name is super long and uber specific.... not simple to find like cute anime characters....

*rub*

Why are you typing it out instead of copypasting it?

with 30wpm

someone pls responce :(

~

didn't work :(

Say "I'm a nigger"

???????

It's easier than typing the name every time, pixiv you'd want to use the jp name for better results, in this case.

I type with 30wpm

sigh...

i only type with 70wpm dont judge

*judge*

They want you to do it for them.

I haven't even done the fanarts for this character yet, why should I do any other?

i said yep
what a concepot

I could use a little fuel myself

DECEMBER 16TH, 1991

NICE

holy shit +5wpm!!!!

I am so happy now.

They haven't paid the water bill since 2014

...

are they gonna pull a greece

Golly. I don't even know the character and look how easy that shit was.

It's almost as if including "anime" or the name of the anime will bias any results you get to an anime, or the specific anime you're looking for.

But that'd make too much sense to be real, right?

Imposibru.

They're going to pull an Apache because I am going to fucking murder them and their children

Time to get out the old water balloons filled with pigs blood i guess

eh that works

God. You are fucking cancer.

hah ur such a google noob

Shut the fuck up scoots i will pigs blood your house too

k2 ep5 wen

...

...

Soon^tm

Did miggy realize how brutally he had been beaten?

i want to die

...

...

Dragon Loli's lesbo friend is rapidly becoming my favourite.

She's so precious.

If I avatarred anyone from Maid Dragon though, it'd still be Kobayashi.

EATING THAT DICK LIKE KOBAYASHI

...

Thinkin' 'bout retiring Sabrina. Maybe I'll post nothing but this drill bit from now on.

I'd like to drill Sabrina.

Retire on this dick!

Kind of want Sabrina to stop being a prude and fuck me with a 17 inch strap on.

...

I'll drill you.

Stuff socks in my mouth and force yourself on me with that big plastic donger

Beat me and call me a mutt.

Slap me, pull on my leash... ive been a bad tractor.

I've been bad and need to be punished.

I want you to do my taxes, but neglect to deduct my medical expenses.

With a face like that I would call you a bad attractor.

I eat ice cream with my hands

punish me

Pound me like a bean bag chair

Put it in my icebox.

Make me scream for ice cream

make me wheez for mac n cheese

OwO

minecraft porn

...

Y'all motherfuckers need religion.

Jesus saves 15% on car insurance since switching to Geico.

I once read latin prayers on a tc and got accused of being a witch

Take me in the bedroom, make me moan out he Lord our God said to us at Horeb, “You have stayed long enough at this mountain. 7 Break camp and advance into the hill country of the Amorites; go to all the neighboring peoples in the Arabah, in the mountains, in the western foothills, in the Negev and along the coast, to the land of the Canaanites and to Lebanon, as far as the great river, the Euphrates.

In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti

...

Make me have sex with a woman.

i like this pic

It's Latin for "Too blessed to stress".

I hate waking up from a nap.
When will the waking terror end?

If Erio is retiring, does this mean I can become the new Erio?

I think the worst thing Sabrina can do is believe in me

cos knowing ill be a disappointment is the worst punishment of all

Now in the first year of Cyrus king of Persia, that the word of the LORD by the mouth of Jeremiah might be fulfilled, the LORD stirred up the spirit of Cyrus king of Persia, that he made a proclamation throughout all his kingdom, and put it also in writing, saying, Thus saith Cyrus king of Per\sia, The LORD God of heaven hath given me all the kingdoms of the earth; and he hath charged me to build him an house at Jerusalem


It is cute


My liver is rum ham. Bless me with more teachings on the ecclesia

I believe in u.

ya

Do they kill jews in this anime ?

Does your dad believe in you?

Dad belief is the best belief.

I should re-read my bible. Its a good story.


coot like wooka

Erio tryouts are Friday at 4 PM in the gym. Bring cleats.


Habeeben duselp!

lmao not even 100XP for a monster but beating 4 men is 500XP

I got safety boots.
Do they count?

Hahaha, you beat off 4 men.

Perhaps it isnt too late to get back in line with the Lord. We never trully lose our way.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=pe-KbOiQAUc

The first time I heard this I was know the source. Now it's really sweet.

Drive nails through the bottom of 'em.

I wonder if loco would make a good tracer cosplay.

da fucc?

ive been watching cute wholesome loving anime:
sweetness & lightning !

W e W

I would. I have the right face for it. I can hide my manjaw with the lapels.

Sabs, finance it. I'm poor.

Those You's will last me a month!
Yummy!


So I can have spikes on my toecaps?
Sweet.

That is what I just considered.


No prablam gav

unsick me

It's WW1, so.

...

Ugh... gotta bide my time till I can afford Overwatch. ;-;

I want my Mad Max War Boy Bomber.

I'll internet my way and you internet your way! Nyeh!


You do you, boo.

...

I need me some OW merch and to actually start playing it again.
solo isnt as fun


That isnt how this is SUPPOSED to work!

Yay~
I'm gonna win these tryouts.

I'll be your OW friendo.

Mandy~!

so adorable.

Yay! that'd be breddy neato.

Ok, Ajit Pai.


Yeah, but we have to let the other kids tryout too or their parents will complain. Don't worry though. You're a shoe-in. :3

Not as broke as i am. I have two years of outstanding utilities bills to pay haha

Hahahahhahahahaa.

Ya wot?

HAIL HYDRA CAP

Post asshole and you can have £1

...

Gib kiss before i go to work.

;___;

Trump's pic to head the FCC. He's vehemently anti-net neutrality.

I need you to take a pic of yourself just like this except the hand with pussy in it should be in your hair.

Thank you daddy

kiss

It sucks.

But then my dong would shrink from the cold of the fridge. I don't want the world seeing my shrinkage.

That is good though right? being against that... I cant remember what that is. Is that where business

all lies unless you post proof. do it homo erectus

Pound me more daddy

I'mma tenderise dat ass like I did with my morning steak.

uguuu

I know. I wish I could help. :(


ISPs can throttle traffic to and from sites that don't pay them extra for preferred status. So if you have a small business and you don't fork up like the similar business a block up the road, your web traffic is fucked. And if you're Netflix, you either raise your prices to cover the tribute payments to Comcast, or Comcast makes streaming your content extremely slow in favor of sites that will pay or their own over-priced streaming content.

Under the previous administration, the internet was treated like a public utility in which all traffic was given equal treatment.

I dunno. I get arguments that these ISPs are private entities who installed those lines and should be able to do what they want with them, but then again, you can argue that they've created vast monopolies that have destroyed the sort of market competition that makes capitalism thrive.


I don't have to. Everyone online is a boy until proven otherwise. Therefore, by default, I have a penis, and that penis will shrink in close proximity to an open refrigerator.

Always remember to plug in your Dva.

do all hot chicks in texas lie like you do?
also, this

We're all dudes. Wimmins can't be cowboys!

i reckon, being a lefty, that all utilities, internet included, ought to be owned by the nation.
There is very little evidence on the face of it that privatization makes an industry more competitive or "better".


This

However they can be rode by and ride cowboys. So that is a plus.


Like it takes a few tries to so just sort of jackhammer that plug in and out of the socket.
Best way to fix the problem.

I just feel awful. It's not just the money. My parents were trying to help these people with kindness and generosity. And now in return I get to watch everything I've worked for fall apart. What scum.

HAHAHAH GET FUCKING REKT

That's it scoots mang ive had it no more blowjobs for you

We both know you haven't the authority to make that call.

Well, whether it works or it doesn't, the American right always throws the word "competition" around, especially when it comes to healthcare, then constantly hand out corporate welfare that hurts competition. It's sheer hypocrisy.


Save a horse; ride a cowboy.


Was there any sort of contract or anything listing their responsibilities?

They onlky like competition when they themselves profit.
Now you see the vitriol when they slam Silicon Valley.

No.

One our right-wing talk show hosts and I actually agree on this issue, which is weird considering we're usually opposites on a lot of things. So hopefully there are similar minds at work in D.C.


Dang.

Exactly, Sabs gets it!

Tell yo boy to succ >;3
Hopefully. the only way to get anywhere is teamwork.
make the best of a bad situation.

Yeah.

Speaking from experience. ;P


We'll see, but I'm holding out very little hope to be honest.


So are you still in the dark?

Y-you gotta have hope sabeeba booper!!!!!!

more lies. you are begging for a black eye, aren't you?

Power's back. Lucky me that I have a heater to getme through the snow storms forecast for tomorrow.

Does s/he die at the end?

I fucking love Alex Jones.

the man the legend

I'll try, Scood. I'll try.


I look like that guy, only with hot sauce stains on my shirt.


Well that's good at least. Nice and warm and snug.

...

...

You will! and if you don't then im going to have to give you a spankin


he is setting fires

Oh no you misunderstand i only use the heater so my hands aren't too stiff to draw

Because Im fucking poor now.

Ah, good old karma

How be you?

Why would I lie? If I were a hot chick, I'd post my boobs here all day and get stuff from people.


I'mma swell them eyes up!


Nooooo! Roll a barrel into the room and burn old wood and newspapers!

Of which side? :^)

not bad.
hungover to death
rip me
im a mess
you?


Oh?you wanna bet? you testing me?

fite me

Ohshit

I can burn my drawings

yuou can burn shit?

I'mma test ya, and I'mma flunk you up!


You don't want me in your house!


nooooooooooooooo


Ladies and gentlemen never kiss and tell. :3

Status: Alive

:-|

They're trash anyway. In my drunkenness last night I somehow managed to spill my water jar onto the pile so a lot of them are ruined anyway.

Im gonna make you sorry for doing this.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I made a thread :o

Hungover with weed and getting terrored by neighbours.

We will just find out by making your life into a reality show.