Owl invite

fuark glove

spamooge!

why are migration period swords so damn sexy?

...

why is dolch so sexy

bye erio love you bro

whats a dolch?

why is tokai so sexy

keycap set

youve got that child rearing fuller bb

i kinda want something like that with buckling springs tbh

what's that even mean

ya can't :p

guten tag

aufwiedersehen

i dont actually know this language

see that bit in the middle of the blade where it curves inwards? thats the fuller. its purpose is to reduce the weight of the blade, affecting the balance of the sword, an important aspect of how it feels in the hand. it does weaken the blade against force being applied perpendicular to the edge though.

not unless im willing to get creative

That's good, then.

Also mod in Windows keys.

Airy Oh, please don't scare the new kid away.

that would be pretty much a brand new keyboard tho

i wonder if you could get cherry cap compatible buckling spring stems made cheap in china.

everyone should know basic german, you never know when they try again

gay

so much effort goes into witcher 3 mods

might just skip em

but fixes 'n stuff

AAAAAAAAAAH

Try it!

How am I scaring him away if he wants to marry me

its pretty hot tbh
i like a good fuller on my swords

cash money tho

they try what?

blitzkrieg

You just have a habit of going from 0 to 100 in no time flat, and I'm worried for his mental state.

I'm also new

roll in the snow with me

Same.
I'm Pricia, but you can call me Alex if you want.

What's your name?

you first.

My name is Samantha and I will give you two titty pics for league skins.

We're both drunk, and he's only human, so he won't even remember that or his marriage proposal

HOLY SHIT FUCKING MALICIOUS MANAKA FUCK THE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My name is Alexandra, if you buy me things in For Honor I'll be your little peacekeeper.❤

fuckin heck i hate mods

Rin is so kawaii

Owl fuckers 🦉

want

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

...

o oh o oh
I eat my dinner in my bathtub then I go to sex clubs watching freaky people gettin it on

You guys are too nice, please don't, it's embarrassing me.

G-good morning everyone

Do you just ever just stand still and remember how lovely rin is?
I do a lot.

I p-prefered Youmu t-to be honest.

...

W-well that wasn't very nice...

good morning.
have you tried waffle hearts.

I h-haven't, are t-they as delicious as t-they are cute?

alice makes me miss sci tbh

And h-here people were complaining I wasn't posting. Oh w-well.

alice makes me miss s4h tbh

manaka i love you!

alice i love you!

W-wish I got that reference. Oh Captain America, w-where are you in m-my time of need?

I miss summer

*waves* G-good morning!

Socks4Hands was a spammer recently.

R-right!? I g-got like a foot of snow, it w-was awful! Had t-to walk to work in it and everything...

SUMMER IS COMING!

INB4 SUMMERFAGS

they're breakfast hearts. good in the morning.

Oh I s-see. S-sort of like Willy on Wheels?

Cute.

I'm Svetlana, but you can call me hey baby

S-sounds delicious. Maybe I c-could serve them with tea!

I h-have nerve damage, walking normally is h-hard enough!

#rekt

...

H-hey baby! *dunkey voice*

Can we go chill by the lake when it's here.

H-help that man up!

I don't remember them.

Okay then, Hey Baby.

Hm.

B-but at least you have sand!

serve them to luka.

Answer unclear, please ask again later.

Wikipedia s-spammer, always made each page say ON WHEEEEEEELS

no, I'm in the city

all I get is gravel and literal seas of garbage

Post asshole and I will.

kermit or someone?

yo like namaste
and bye

manaka hope u had...THE BEST day! pce

D-don't know who that is!

S-sorry, I d-don't have such a picture available, and I'm in t-the shower! Wouldn't w-want my camera to get wet.

Oh, i guess i should use something else

yes, hello.
how may i direct your call?

I didnt think you'd actually use it..

Oh.

Can we go for ice cream by then

H-how sad!

and merry pce to you too, sir

Bye...I guess...

...

Uh y-yes, is this the Crusty Crab?

...y-yeah it was a weird gimmick

Oh, Thesius! Well, g-gladly then

Yes, this is actually crusty crab's number, may i take your order?

D-do you serve taquitos?

Answer Unclear, please ask again later.

Hm.

What makes it unclear ;-;

Oh, or w-what about Laughing Man b-back in 2008? Before the captcha on 4chan, h-he was pretty amazing at h-how fast he could post.

Course, then someone scripted his activities into "delayclose", b-but that's another story.

Distance. Costs.

Most of it's just a blur, honestly.

oh, you'd want the restaurant next door I cannot speak the name for legal reason

puu.sh/r1Z0p.mp3

*laughs softly* I know, r-right? I c-can remember it all but every year it g-gets more and more vague...despite h-how important it was to me at the time.

W-what about a Big Mac?!

I believe you may be on the wrong board.

Hm.

REEEE I DON'T WANT TO BE SICK

Are you prank calling us? at least say that you're looking for "Seymour Butt"

Costs are not an issue.
You know this

Hm? Oh n-no, I don't need to see more butt.
I've got quite enough of that, thanks!

Reimu is actually pretty kawaii

Is that a recording of her voice or just some random whore?

It m-makes me sad sometimes, but I realize w-we just need to keep making more memories to enjoy instead

9, 001$ one way.

Hm.

Y-you are right, of c-course

Lmao Rin

...

Doggo.

Most retour tickets are >1000 Euro?
the most expensive I've seen in 1800.

finally, something in the house other than oatmeal and eggs

Oh n-nice! Do you have a SNAP card?

no I just have foodstamps on some OTHER card that uses them

no shit I have one

I drink to forget both.

Which part?
Besides the whole thing.

I have no clue.

Oh, does this board not have dubs? Hmm...

That was a funny girl doing her rendition of me, sorry. My voice is a little more loli-fied than that.

W-we have a local program in NYC, s-so I didn't know if you had a local one near where you live

T-that bad, huh? Sorry t-to hear that.

Y-you sound younger than Loli!

Dubs are pointless on a board as predictable as this one.

Sorry?

Drinking t-to forget tends to indicate bad memories.
I hope y-you instead make some good ones in the f-future

Anyway costs are not an issue.
never was

Seems like your stance has been the same throughout it

Oh it's you

Aren't you MtF? I heard you were, but the source is questionable ^^

Happy memories are for women and fags.

I do not doubt that.

Define "it."

Because my stances on various things have been consistent for a while.

T-then I hope you become one of t-those two things

I just mean the constant short replies that keep getting replied to

Sure.

It feels more civil than just ignoring them outright.

That just means you can plan ahead!

vocaroo.com/i/s17DU6eto0Vs

Dubs!

A challenge to the way you think and live is coming. A period of inaction signals a need for introspection and rethinking of goals. Keep your feet on the ground and do not be taken in by illusions. Everything is in suspension and not moving, perhaps because of your inability to make a decision.

Stop dwelling on old memories. A relationship is tested. You are experiencing illogical dissatisfaction with a relationship or job; step back and look at the problem before taking any action.

A feminine influence, who is socially active, could aid you in some way. You achieve success in a goal. A round of social activities brightens your life. This is a time for reaping good rewards from your labors.

mhm I've been wanting to talk about that.
but now is not the time.

gotta work on my project.
have fun, stay safe.

*claps*

Oh d-don't worry, I like the strong s-silent type.

I should be off myself.
Bye.

It doesn't matter in this place.

Dewa.

...

You can do whatever you want

It's okay, you don't have to answer

Thanks for the reading; how've you been? :3 It's been a while since I last messaged you on Steam

Why are you linking my post

It w-was a reply dear

vocaroo.com/i/s1ljKXVJs1cW

I'm doing great! Really great. I couldn't be happier lately.

...

...

*claps* Oh w-wow, those are pretty interesting!

Rolled 1 (1d2)
It was

That's good; any particular reason? ^^

It w-was for sure! Confirmed f-for brawl even!

...

Is that some weeb reference?

/vg/ so take that f-for what you want.

Oh d-dear. Those w-were a little bit frightening!

...

oreo how long can u shitpost before u got work 2 do

L-looks like you have t-to do a reading for yourself, Reimu!

nah.

Oh d-dear....w-what a tragedy!

It's been like four years since we last talked

Why are you attentionwhoring so hard right now that you replied to my post?

Don't want to say it? ^^

I have training in eight hours; I'm not sleepy

I'll just drink another bowl or two of coffee in the morning

It's midnight here

#oOReOy轣

*blinks* J-just trying to be friendly

SOLD

how long do you train for before you start teaching?

Oh my, you're right!

Congratulations, lucky trips poster! Yoooou get a reading!

Let's ask the fairies this time!

(Past Position)
When the Cailleach Bheur appears in a spread, she indicates the winding down of a situation, endings, necessary change, and the end of a cycle before a new one begins.

(Present Position)
Morgan le Fay is the mistress of occult knowledge. She indicates wisdom and power gained from study and experience combined. Depending on the surrounding cards, she may indicate aspiration and ambition, but also cunning and ruthlessness.

(Future Position)
When Jenny Greenteeth appears reversed in your cards, she indicates a necessary sacrifice, albeit an unwilling one. You will have to give up one thing in order to gain another.

Not bad!

I r-read that last one as Jenny McCarthy f-for some reason.

wut

Manaka~

this item

When crush notices you

H-how cute

I asked why

I start teaching in about a week

T-to be friendly d-dear

oh, yep

Infinite loop error

W-well more like a mathematical induction.
But anyway, I d-didn't know you were a teacher

o.o

Shh..

Don't you lurk, or do you just ctrl+f your name?

I'm in China; going to teach English

y-you too

Is it what it is?

Will we ever continue our adventure on pandora? I trained a little bit I should at least can take care of myself

the trip?

F-far too busy making t-threads to be bothered doing that

Oh s-shush, I'm nothing of t-the sort

...

yeah, the one you're using right now?

oh, me too!

nah

*blinks* C-can't parse that sentence well, m-maybe I'm reading it wrong? C-can you rephrase it a bit?

It's close to my heart, I don't think anyone would understand.

llewellyn.com/_widgets/tarot/cards/rev_large/fr_jennygreenteeth.jpg

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU JENNY?

...

Happy

Does that mean I can get my tarot readings more easily?

S-something very bad, it looks like!

Eva?

G-good morning Scootaloo! Hope y-you slept well

Yeah of course
And when the next one comes out, too

Well y-you did just get dubs!

What?

Very well thank you.

Ol dposter, pretty sur ethey used to do tarots. Could be wrong though.

Looks like you just rolled one! Got a question for me?

Fucking rood

G-glad to hear it

with all due respect and no offense intended, neither me nor you are gifted with the wonderful trait of being cute, but in this case especially me!

that's even better, ha! this worth more than I paid for, tricked you!

what next one and what comes out?

I drunk bumped the post button

Ignore the blank links

*smiles* I'm r-rooting for you!

Thats what I aimed for.

I don't really know about that.

Can I just get a basic tarot reading? I don't really have a subject.

Get rekt.

*giggles* I c-can agree with you t-there, shipbutt girl!

I'll sleep better tonight though. Nice few days free.

Figured reslly, no worries.

Y-you hit the target! I'm going t-to call you bullseye f-from now on!

Anyway, I guess I'll get on my ERP account just to ask you

You have different attitudes toward me when I'm not around

Excellent! I h-have work tomorrow, so I'll n-need to go to bed early sadly...

BL3
Not sure when though.

Are you gonna be sleeping soon? It must be late there

Okay in that case, which would you rather get your answers from... fairies, or dragons?

...

J-just because I think you've d-done bad things d-doesn't mean I don't appreciate t-the good you can also do

Remember, I've only been around for I think we can say a year now. I don't really remember when I officially started.

I like that. Thank you Alice.

Hmm... I think I'll go with fairies.

you shouldnt agree with that, you feetmaidstockinghairbandbookdoll girl

but that costs money and m-my characters :(

VERY NICE, HOW MUCH

N-no problem, Bullseye!

W-will have to note your tripcode down so I d-don't forget....

dunno

W-why not? At l-least we can be not cute t-together

o.o
If you can't afford it I can buy it for you, I'll probably have a grad job by then

fifty bananas

1 $50 starfucks card for some cafe fuck mocha.

I thought it was funny to be honest

Though I wouldn't have posted what I did if I knew she really didn't want me to; I like Reimu :3

Sorry, see

I was just kidding anyway; it's fine~

Also see Steam

Why must you use this persona while talking to me

S-sorry, I'm Alice

wait.. I haven't said yes to the big step forward of being not cute together

that's a huge commitment

eighty bananas final offer

no that's not the main problem.. laptop barely runs borderland 2

Oh m-my apologies. Allow m-me to rephrase.
"At the same time"

You're different in your chat, even

It's not even secret

I'm t-the same person, just m-more comfortable

Ah I guess I was being presumptuous, sorry :c

(past)
When the Sea Mither appears in your cards, powerful creative energies surround you, indicating fertility, abundance, stability, partnerships, a happy marriage, and perhaps the creation of works of art, music, or literature. Sometimes she may herald the birth of a child.

(present)
You have been going through a difficult time, but the playful pixies are asking you to stop taking everything so seriously, lighten up, and have some fun! Laughter can be a great antidote to the trials of life.

(future)
When the Elder Queen appears reversed in your cards, she warns you to be conscientious in your work, or you will make a bad mistake with unpleasant consequences. Tread carefully in all that you do, at the present time. A project may have been initiated, but there are still possible pitfalls ahead.

*claps* F-fantastic job as always, Reimu!

Well its not hard to remember me since I am a danish poster and from what I remember there is only one more of those.

Same to be honest. But then again, there is very few people that I actually dislike.

This was pretty helpful to be honest. Lately there's been a few times where my friend likes to joke with me and I take things way too serious. Thank you Reimu.

I just have to make sure this is not a one time only
one night stand
..pump and dump
kind of thing

Is it okay if i secretly hope it will never come out?

Now if you would excuse me. I've got some potato's to peel.

I'll k-keep my eye out for the flag, thank you Bullseye

*blinks* W-wouldn't you only dump fuel in an emergency?

Yes but, if you're going to hope for unrealistic things like that, you may as well hope for acquiring a PC that can run it ^^

no! anything but fuel!
even in emergency
not fuel
never fuel

a...are you saying it's impossible for me to acquire a pc :(

W-what if you need to land quickly!

nope. rot too fast.

No it's not impossible! You made it sound like it was unlikely though..

air brakes and carefully planned nose dive!

your fault for not consuming them in time!

even if it comes out, can we finish one playthrough first before moving on?

W-well, if you think y-you can save the plane....

pffffft

oh hey alice welcome back

Ehehe! Thank you, thank you!

I'm glad I could help!

*waves* I j-just went to sleep you know, n-not like I died.

Y-you must be lucky on t-this board, you are g-getting more magic dubs than I usually g-get on Holla Forums

your continued presence was uncertain

Yeah sure
Though if the next instalment is already out, you can bet I'll be excited to play it :c

W-well, I had thought maybe it w-would be best to walk away, given t-the uproar m-my mere existence caused, b-but a touching post f-from an old friend of m-mine expressing concern f-for why I w-was no longer posting really reached my heart and m-made me realize I should s-stay

HOLY SHIT ALICE IS HERE. WHO LET THAT THING IN HERE> KILL IT

Is this passive aggression toward Cupcake

*smiles and kisses your cheek* H-hello Anonymous, it is a p-pleasure to see you on Holla Forums as w-well as Holla Forums

According to someone, it's much easier to get dubs here if you're trying. I'm not even trying, but I keep getting them anyway!

Of c-course not

g'night, friends
and subtle

I feel safer strapped on chair inside the flying coffin!
g'night alice

I bet you can't even shove it all the way into your mouth!
anyway, nightynight

yeah.. i understand, it will be third or fourth priority
good night subtle, enjoy the rest of your day and dont forget to do things you're supposed to do
whatever that is

im they'll be happy to see you back

I realize the kindness is supposed to be disarming but I just don't think I care enough to do anything other than warn you guys to never put her in a position of power again

If you do, then that's on you and you can GET FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M-maybe if you try to get them, y-you won't!

Don't worry i'm back

lol. night

im sure*

BAN IT

Oh, it w-was GarEE all along! H-how are you, dear? Last I h-heard you got a waify?

Memes

Baka, that just means we have to finish it before then
Sleep well

R-right?

scoots my love

I got wine in a carton

S-sleep tight

W-welcome back!

Isn't it about this post ?

If you think that's going to make me stop doing the GarEE meme, then you can eat my ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also I know you talk to him; I'd think you have the news on that

is that a reporter!!!

S-same with a lot of things...

ye?

W-we haven't talked in a while, sadly.
W-we both have work at the same time, I think?

Oh k-keep trying Reimu! I'm s-sure you will surely get the thing y-you desire!

i have a new master

Oh boy. Who?

you cant me anything

test obvs

NO IM KIDDING ABOUT THE FINAL OFFER I WANT THAT
TOMORROW

at this rate.. will we ever finish it?

oh, i can't remember the last time someone sings a lullaby
even though it's for anonymous
which can be everyone
and my name isnt even mentioned

still brings back a lot of memories

Reminder that Moogs voted for IRL Hillary Clinton

And he's now supporting internet Hillary Clinton

HOLY SHIT MOOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 FUCKING NUMALE LIBERAL FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You ignored the first question :3

And I think that recently he's mentioned telling you I said a few things I didn't say, or something

Classic GarEE stuff

M-maybe I'll make you a specific one s-someday soon

Internet Hillary Clinton?

What ?

I think we could finish it rather quickly if we didn't bother with side quests :3

we settled on him being more a bernie analog

The people made their voices known. Your still my #1 though.
Hail Triumvirate reigns supreme

Am I internet Hillary Clinton? If s-so, I need a kick ass logo....

PORNHUB IS BANNED IN THE PHILIPPINES

END MY LIFE

ill always be the woman behind the man

If t-that's in reference to me, she is m-more fitting.

what a fucking bozo

use anime tiddies

we're talking about test

Oh I s-see! Good!

....he does seem like a Bernie doesn't he?

yeah

legalize gay weed and whatnot

Is gay w-weed more potent?

They both have a lot of alleged scandals and speculation that they're pysochpatches and they both come off as passive aggressive cunts who like power

Similar vibe overall, imo

If Test tries to make me pay for a nigger's college I will ANNIHILATE!!!!!!!! his anus

I actually had a dream about you recently and I didn't realize until I woke up that you had the appearance of Hillary Clinton in the dream

its far superior and alluring for sure

gimme

T-that sounds horrifying.

W-where does one acquire it? I'm a p-pain patient, could use s-something stronger s-since they took my oxy.

Also I was talking about Alice2 with the Hillary Clinton thing

I don't remember it much but it probably wasn't pleasant

good afternoon animous

cumin to a vape shop near u

oh my bad

You can be Ted Cruise then.

brb moisturizor

G-good noon o clock!

(ooh I've got a picture just for this)

I'll k-keep an eye out, t-thanks for the heads up!

beautiful

how's your sunday going

b-best girl?

Hmm, you're right... the last viking rune reading I got told me my chances were good, too!

you could also get dxm in like a cvs

my pussy so tight

..t-that fits better than anything I c-could have come up with. I l-love it!

s-s-sugoi♥

G-great! Working on physics f-for my game currently

G-good luck!

DXM d-doesn't really help w-with this kind of pain. I'll b-be going back in for ketamine treatment soon, just n-need something to keep me okay till t-then.

nice

is it 2d or 3d

I need to eat and clean today

Is that the butt baby of Ted Cruz and Tom Cruise?

Remember when I sent you a message on Skype like once a day for a month as a meme and you never replied?

"I need to eat today"

me too

T-this one is 2D, b-but the engine I'm w-working on allows both w-with just a simple template switch.

I figured I'd get a 2D out the way, textured by the lovely Reimu of course, t-then move on to a 3D horror game idea I h-have

N-nope!

Sure

I d-don't! Too m-many care packages to make!

And now all my ramen is gone...

fair nuff

time to go suck at overwatch bbl

I dont like how I need to remind myself to eat now that im busy as hell

feels bad

that's interesting
so it's just you and reimu working on it then?

It's rude

Do you think Test is going to revoke your attentionwhore capcode

H-have a good time! My next cosplay w-will probably be Tracer.

People say I have the ass for it, but I don't see it.

W-we have a five person team, v-very small

I j-just never saw your posts p-probably.

oh wow

it must be tough and a little scary thinking about the future of it

hopefully it goes well

Nah, l-look, if you get scared by the idea of failure, y-you are never going to succeed! You gotta throw yourself out there, see what works and what doesn't.

If this fails, what did I lose? A few weekends getting better at programming and having fun working with Box2D? That's still a big win in my book!

You're gonna loose your boyish figure

nope

If I c-could ask, what does Reporter m-mean? is that l-like a janitor?

That's a great way of thinking, nothing to lose.

I wouldn't know where to start in game dev, and looking at the masterpieces like Hyperlight Drifter, it's pretty intimidating

have you seen my body

I'm a grown ass man

If anything I need to shed some weight

Clean and eat ass

I c-could give you a hand

I handle public relations and alternative facts.

That was the joke.

I've h-heard that you should eat booty l-like it is groceries, b-but I've n-never had the opportunity.

Any tips you can give me?

*claps* Oh w-wow, that sounds awesome!
Someday I h-hope to grow up and be reporter!

That's nice of you. Not really interested in that stuff rn, have my hands full with current job.

I know C++, some Java, and some Python

can never be too sure

Oh, h-how much experience do you have with C++11 and C++14? T-they really change the language for the better! It's a l-lot closer to python, b-but with the speed of C!

For sure.

New thread?