Super cute, warm and fluffy thread

Super cute, warm and fluffy thread.

With dicks.

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No cucks allowed.

Dicks on cute and warm things.

eww

Yes


No


No

Can i opt out the dicks

Your dick counts.

no

I'd like to opt out of the dicks.

I'm gonna go shower, and then I'm gonna build a Grass deck, so as I get the cards I want I have less work to make my Lurantis-GX deck.

this

How about the other dicks


Is that pokemanz

If you got one, then you can skip all others.

Can i play with mine?

yes. Remember pics though

dicks

Where the dicks at?

I am a goddamn cooking genius.

a nice cow burger on toast with two sunny eggs.
some lemon, sea salt, hot sauce and salad.

This is amazing

here

You just came across the original recipe of the beef burger.

They never used to have buns when they made patties in the backwhen freedom times of america, so they used toast and whatever is on hand.

tbh that's pretty cool.
Good american invention

The Americans had sweet trading deals and the best sailors around those times; so they mixed up a load of food from different places and made the best meal out of a combination of recipes and ingredients.

I love how the Americans do food.

I suppose it's better than our middel ages based food.

Care for a Jew cookie?

HAMBURGAR

Not so, not so; the middle ages kicked fucking ass when it came to food.

WHOLE FUCKING CHICKUNS
GRAVY
THE HUMBLE SPUD

What's a Jew cookie.


user, I'm having mine with pineapple and cheese and ketchup.

plz


omg gravy, thats so good

Google jodenkoek

The people in this house are classy af.


Probably

Maybe I should make it grass fighting so I can use Palosand with Ribombee and be an absolute fucking cunt.

Hmm.

Or just fit Palosand and Ribombee into my water fighting deck.

hahaha look at this fag

I BARELY DO PORN AT ALL EMILY YOU KNOW THIS ALREADY.

y not.. add jalapeno for the win

Oh fuck me I want to dip that shit in my tea/coffee so hard.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S FOOTBALL

what kinda porn


and cocaine


Try and get some!
they're amazing

Yah but, who plays pokemon tcg?

Jew cookies


Psh

you gotta eat em maaan

The hell would I know?


A lot of people.

eeaaaat em hard


Well how would you know that there's porn without knowing what kind

and suuuuck soommme diiiick

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*pet*

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please maaan ill suck your dick

When they have it going on speakers with their volume maxed, it doesn't leave any question.

Maybe they were watching anime.

Please storm in and ask like where the salt is or something.

*snuggles*
me and vy are winning lotsa leeg :D

tokai has never seen that gem i take it...

for real tho... should i just do cold pizza for breakfast or fucking cook something

Doing better than me lol.
I promised to play with friendos but we kept getting open mids.


heh

oh u creizi nederlander...

anyone seen jack lately?

Gek

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What's "lately"

since like... novemberish?

It's pretty hard to describe the taste of cum
Can anyone do it?

Here maybe a week or so ago but he's on skype and bnet almost every day.

if i washed my dick 100 times would you suck it?

okay, ima check it out a bit later, ty

;~;
open mid

I like making webm's people don't wanna see. This one is fresh.

gtg... later

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I smell it all the time, that's it

i wanted to see that

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Someone mail me to Memphis

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emi, if im testing for invalid input and a test doesnt fail as its expected, should i write to the console, or thrown an exception?

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Take me home to Thebes.

Fuwafuwamofumofu

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ufomufomawufawuF

When are you buying me undertale squash?

When did I offer this?

Kawaii =w=

You were offering it to spite moogs.

Ask me next sale.

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that was just the sound of me eating with my mouth open. sorry

Settle down, Luka.

sorry gotta go
i'll play with you later

Gimme things!!!

uwu

pervert!

I am ?

No?

B-bad boy! Who's a bad boy?!

No, fuck you.
I'm a good boy. The best boy.

I'm a mete meme lord

opening mouf is lewd

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no u


no me

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how u hav so much gemmies

a few loot boxes that drop from arams

arent dey supposed to be rare tho

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not for me

i opened like a whole 10 and i only got 1 tho

aww

soon tm

id rather get the ward tho cuz i dont play that champion

:)
6/10
at a rate of: 0.5 gems per month

:(
i play her

tfw no gems and opened a ton of those things

wow .5 gems a month? that was a year? seems like a long time

nice

hi feku

bye nezumi
me sleepy now

bye

I just blew all my gems on boxes

Blow me.

you blew it ;)

Blow me.

gladly after i slep

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Kill yourself

everyone be nice now

Whhy are you so mean to me
What did i ever do to you

::stopbully:

No one is bullying, you shitlord.

Them wanting you to blow them is probably more of a compliment

*bully*

reeeeeeeee

the lack of bullying is the problem

ONLY LESBIAN PURI ALLOWED

You're awful.

Futa*

I'm a lesbian puri

I can be a lesbian yuri right?

Pure Yuri
Puri

Nice

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its true

I'm broken and I don't have boobs

fuck

I should make the swap already

WE have enough trans nuts already, Ban.

same

They put them in their brains.
That's why they so bonkers.

MY vagina is bigger than yours.

But lexi is a real girl

but fake is ew

like if you want silicon just get that dont inject it

Wot

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like if you want silicon just get that dont inject it

Its the best I can manage.

*blows*

You're a real girl.

dont go to school tomorrow

noo grow natural

Sssssh >.< they aren't supposed to know

So just eat a lot of food and get man boobs?

I knew a trap once who was really overweight and thought his man boobs were real boobs.

Did he give you paizuri?

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I'm gonna tell the world.

noo get boob growth food

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No that would of been awful.

Darwin knows who i'm talking about.


I already drink milk.

Wh-why are you doing this???

Exposing me?!?!?!

Darwin gave me paizuri with his moobs, it was 20/10

I'm a cis male.

milk gives you other things


gay

I'm done watching you pretend to be a boy and cause shenanigans.

I just needed to upload the image.

wtf? He never gives me paizuri with his moobs....


A strong bone

Don't worry, I know that you were secretly lonely :c

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I guess he just doesn't care for you.

That's one.

coconuts give you boobs tho

OH

Claptrap.

Yeah, He tells me he hates me all the time.

Really hurts my feelers

Those are gross though

yes


him

Ffffffffffff
But then i will have to tell the truth!!!!!!!!!
This elaborate persona is being ruined!

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*pets*

see that's why you don't have boobs

All he ever does is spam the heart eyes emoji at me...

why is tokai posting feet?

The internet is no place for liars.

Lies and filth


He just spams the :rage: one at me

That is where you are wrong, Jean

im so jealous
you could probably hard boil 4 eggs in it at once huh


or they cut them off and fry them

its true
better get those cocos

I can fit a baseball in and crush it into dust.

Daga Kotowaru.

:thinking:

Where did you hear that name?

i don't speak asian
translate

Ive my my own methods. They are abstract, crazy... a little Loco you could say.

:cowboy:


I refuse.

So I'd better dig two graves. Got it.

why mean

:upside_down:

Yes. If you walk this path, you'll bury us both.

Thats what it means.

kinda


:eggplant: :sweat_drops: :peach: :tired_face:

lawlee


but can it crush a human skull?

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I don't know anymore.


row ree

but dont you want boobies

Hahahaha
Correct answer

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Wanna find out ?


victory


Yes but at what cost ?

*autistic screeching*

*autistic screeching*

a little bad taste?

sounds risky

youtube.com/watch?v=jBipMHCUXjo


its to much


Nothings risky about getting your head crushed

Where did you find that video of me?

So this shed with this lady burnt down because I was trying to level before trying to beat them thugs.

Fuck Witcher 3.

Found it on pornhub.

Pervert!

Enjoy forever flatness!

I'm a guy and I have needs.

I will

or just get this

Tokai buy me these.

what would you do with it

or you know, just ignore me

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Comfy wrist rest.

hmm?


lies

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My mouse pad is starting to fray anyway

HMM?

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You're supposed to clean it after


lol

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Don't be a girl and tell

After what?

rubyruby

i love this
i wish it were FUNCTIONAL AS A MOUSEPAD

You are making no sense.

Hi there! How's your weekend been?


y

Why is this so good youtube.com/watch?v=Q27UzUZuMMk

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the male bees in bee movie have buzz cuts and the females have a 50's hairdo called the beehive

oh it functions alright


tumblerumble downlow


stop mean now or ill scream

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*LOUD SCREAMING*

*autistic screeching*

i am going to FUCK that mousepad

cute

Work work
Nothing else really
Finish tomorrow
Then a shift Tuesday and then 3 days to myself
Except one is a team meeting
Rip
Been an up and diwn day finally finished gor the evening
One or two little jobs before kebabylon
Woo
You? Did you get to that place for feds?

ghost dicks

ghost blowjobs

Ghost 👻 creampies

oh god YES

I'm waiting until I get paid, and even then I'll probably play it safe and save rather than splurge. But we'll see.

Do functioning adults screech when things don't go their way

huh


yes
t. Wilders

I know one that does ironically

scream for ice cream

You should have one treat.
TYS!!!!!

I WANT ICE CREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMM

Goed punt.


Nice, demo it.

only when they're alone

nice

Whooooooo

scree


now what

I REEEEEEEEE in discord calls

he kinda does a little miniscreech

like
"hrmmmmmmm"

ECTOPLASMIC

um. cuz. You won't do it faygit.

Press Esc to exit full screen mode.

A big part of me still worries that I won't be able t cut it and I'll be living in my car in a few months. I know that's awful, but it's making me want to save as much as possible just in case.

Take a hot shower

sit on the floor


think of everything you've done wrong in life at once

But functional adults.

what should i do for my 21st birthday besides lead mouthwash

Has something come up?
If thats the case then save, :/ keep yourself ticking over hun.
You know where to find me if you need to bounce things off

Nothing's come up, but I'm realizing how much my predecessor was juggling and it's a lot. That and I have to learn to be a manager. I've never been in a position of authority, so it's not something I'm even remotely comfortable with yet.

but I already showered

and I think of that 24/7


fuck and eat and shoot

is screeching a side effect of being human?

I got nothin'

I mean
hes in his jr year of college
but he's fairly fine to me

pfuh
boring
fix it

Of course... You having fun with your new bike? The other one in the house is more highly strung and prone to spergfits.

this is basically already my plan except the fuck part
range time and bbq then drank

And you're perturbed?

what

Oh wow you got it???
Are you being you and worrying you "cant cut it" and will "end up sacked and thrown out"?
You shouldn't worry.
1) youve hella experience. Its tough now but you'll sync in no time.
2) your bosses and your work colleagues love you. They wont let you fail.
3) youve a fantastic support network.
4)????
5)profit
6) you aint afraid of no ghosts! 👻

I know what those feels are like, dont feel bad for having that anxiety. Its onay. Just look in the mirror. Think of senpai. And rock the fucking world!

you first

Don't play coy...

Yep. so much so that I decided to make a webm to show you how much

why no fuck


that is not my responsibility it is yours bluh

my significant other is long distance, bud

post massive anime tiddies

I didn't tell you? I'm sorry, Scoobar. I could have sworn I did. But yes, I got the news Wednesday. I've been balancing the new work while still doing my old work until a replacement is hired. I'm trying to get them to bring on the one reliable part-timer we have because he's super dependable and because he wants more than anything to be a sports writer I think he'd be fantastic at it.

I just have a lot to learn and a lot of courage to build up. I've never been a boss. :-\


You're the one bein' salty!

awh tell me about it.


like this?

Oh no, I'm not saying anything otherwise. Now post your address so I can make muh delivery.

Yeah sure

Is this Socks?

or more like this

Ugh. Fine. Come to this address: 217 W 4th St, Austin, TX

it's cool tho, i'll be seeing her in May
just don't have the kind of cash to be runnin' around

those work

LOL

You going to do good.
If i can teach, you can do this blindfolded.
I hope that dude gets it.
Stressful and sounds hectic!!!
You gonna get there.
Woo!
Youve made my night
^^
Im need to build up courage and ask my boss for an increased contract.
I work more than my contracted as is and could do with the benefits.

ohh thats cool, then its ok


do they?
I bet they dont have milk

He needs some milk.

That's me on the left! I made a killing in tips that night, and I'm not just talkin' about cash.


You're always at work, so definitely push for that raise.Also, take that danged vacation! I say that, but I'm just as bad. They have to get on to me at the end of each year about taking mine 'cause it doesn't roll over annually.

he needs some memes

>come to this address
well, at least I didn't have to use many braincells to know that you didn't post your real address.

And no, i didn't want your work address. I want your home address.

Same fam, ive not taken a sick day in 10 years... welp.
Perhaps its time to just book a trip abroad and pay as i go along heh.
I need to ask my friend if he still wants to so a tour of Germany. We were going to do Hamburg and Stuttgart and Munich.
Gonna hassle boss lady! Dishy swine!

that would kill him

Oh god yes a hot bath is better than sex when you need to recover from last night's sins.

Feels like a whole body orgasm here.

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you get killed from memes??

My arms qt.

My arms feel massaged and everything.
Literally everything is HAAAAAN~ now

Yeah, explore the world! Or at least the most German part of it. :P And sick days are for wussies!


Give me yours and I'll give you directions from there.

probably

im probably gonna have a bath tonight, i havent had one in ages and showers are a pain with the slapping my elbows took the other day.

Do it while you have the chance.

Sick days? More like.... PUSS days.
The Germanic world is best wirld. Well, AngloGermanic.
I am tempted to go further afield. I would love nothing mire than to go travel Egypt. See the ancient sites. Or most places in the Middle East. Shame about the geopolitics.
Perhaps a RomanoGermanic spring/summer is in order.
Venice before it sinks.

nope. i got gps.
does your station play death metal?

someday i want a big fuckoff pristine bath i can take baths with the bf in, havent had a bath big enough for that in years now :/

then how aren't we dead yet

We are all literally dead.

MWAHAHA

i dont think they even make bath tubs long enough for my giant ass
feels bad man

Thank goodness for the monsoon season.

nuhuh im super alive

what if i told you that you could get a nice hot bath and be cuddled by something with a penis or breasts at the same time?

Italy in general is on my list too. Lake Como, Rome, Venice, Tuscany...I wanna see it allllllll.


One of them does on Saturday nights.

I'd say you're not a wizard.

And the seafoods!!!!
I wonder what italian scampis are like.... el scampios a la penne

Ur a wizzard 'arry

once upon a time i was

imma wot?


Ok, where are these tits and dick? ._.

generally in the trap threads on Holla Forums

0w0

I need to check them threads.
Are those a legit thing?

Scoot, if I go to Itally, I'mma eat all the foods and have to stay there 'cause I'll be too fat to fly.

you never know, i found sword on gfur

You can get a villa and fly me out to be a handmaiden
I will start learning italian pronto

I'll give it a try next time I'm bored.

-kisskiss-

I know Italian!

'Ey, a'scoot-a! Let's-a get-a some-a seafoods, eh?


Hey there,mister.

*grope grope*


never know fam, it seems impossible one day, then the next youre in a cafe discussing weeb shit and wondering what his dick looks like

A wizard's staff has a nob on the end...

:O
We're set!
Vino and foreign scampis sound good!
Ooooooh btw you watching the game?

*rubrub*

Nezi, there are people who think first point King's Row attack is not a good place to play Widowmaker.

:O

The big sportball game is tonight. I totally forgot. I would probably only watch to see if something goes haywire during the halftime.

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*Windowlicker

*dicklicker

well howdy there partner!


nnnnf~


lewd


Grandmasters do that all the time in my games
it's one of the best first points for Widow
you'll even see it in tournaments sometimes

I'm aware.

This is why I want to die.

how are ya today, nezi?

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Hahahha yeah see gaga go..... gaga.
GO PATZ

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Is that who's doing the halftime? I thought it was Taylor Swift for some reason. I'm so out of touch.

Who are the Pats playing? I know it ain't the Cowboys.


What's good, Neziwi Kiwi?

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I think you mean ducks.