Yay~

Eli Taylor
Eli Taylor

yay~

Austin Davis
Austin Davis

I rolled a 20.

Take a guess and it will probably be right.

Jonathan Foster
Jonathan Foster

I hereby post in this thread.

Nathan Martin
Nathan Martin

Nicholas White
Nicholas White

This.. is my curse.

Mason Perez
Mason Perez

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d20)

Cooper Rogers
Cooper Rogers

Pistol packing never slacking bitch killah
Pistol-pistol packing never slacking bitch smacking killah

Blake Kelly
Blake Kelly

lol you rolled a 1

now you gotta do it

Christian Perry
Christian Perry

no u did

Benjamin Butler
Benjamin Butler

You literally just rolled a 1 though.

Parker Richardson
Parker Richardson

Fucking sucks don't it

Carson Martin
Carson Martin

licky??

Dominic Scott
Dominic Scott

lol nice pajamas nerd

Grayson King
Grayson King

Please, they don't even cum or do lewd things.

Xavier Diaz
Xavier Diaz

Been wearing them

ALL

DAY

Chase Cruz
Chase Cruz

You must live quite the exciting life

Dylan Adams
Dylan Adams

Dice rollRolled 10 (1d20)

what are we rolling for

Nicholas Edwards
Nicholas Edwards

is there a season two of this out?

Julian Jones
Julian Jones

I didn't want to do anything.

You played the game and lost!

now pay up !

Sebastian Brown
Sebastian Brown

too tired to guess/care ree

Tyler Torres
Tyler Torres

Its Saturday though

Aaron Diaz
Aaron Diaz

Then why are you asking ?

My day off for much needed relaxing

Blake Morales
Blake Morales

1 season
episodes are less than ten mins long...

what?

Isaac Campbell
Isaac Campbell

I have to go to a place for a thing. Laters.

Colton Rodriguez
Colton Rodriguez

well Iw as curious
then I guessed
then got tired

Blake Miller
Blake Miller

huh. I watched it as it came out. I don't remember all this. should rewatch I guess.

Ayden Robinson
Ayden Robinson

When you get a vasectomy do you still cum or just get the feeling

Benjamin Lopez
Benjamin Lopez

*revs chainsaw*

Post the swimsuit pictures or else

rawr x3

Nathaniel Lopez
Nathaniel Lopez

Q. Will I still be able to ejaculate after vasectomy? A. Yes, semen is made in the seminal vesicles and the prostate gland. These are not affected by a vasectomy. Sperm make up only 2 to 5 per cent of the ejaculate so you will not be able to notice any difference in the volume of your ejaculate.

Easton James
Easton James

shoot blanks

Jack Roberts
Jack Roberts

Literally say any name in the thread and its probably right.

Caleb Myers
Caleb Myers

well
clockwork is an obvious

cup idk
he is a pone
and he is into degradation
so probably

luka?
nope

feku maybe

soto?
maybe

lloyd?
idk if u 2 talk

Asher Wood
Asher Wood

its cute, i think you'll enjoy it ♥

Thomas Nguyen
Thomas Nguyen

It was me.

Isaac Davis
Isaac Davis

It was Darwin and only Darwin.

Jackson Rogers
Jackson Rogers

;)

Charles Hernandez
Charles Hernandez

What did I do, again?

James Wright
James Wright

Quick before I go to bed.

Isaiah Sanchez
Isaiah Sanchez

eat your own semen

Andrew Butler
Andrew Butler

Yes. Yes, I did that.

Hunter Cook
Hunter Cook

I've seen it already luka! I know it's cute, geeeez

Nathaniel King
Nathaniel King

I had a feeling you did for SOME reason

Luis Jones
Luis Jones

luka told me to post fat anime tiddy

Cooper Garcia
Cooper Garcia

I was a baneling and I busted all over her.

Connor Bennett
Connor Bennett

I am so turned on right now.

Christopher Kelly
Christopher Kelly

this is disturbing

goodnight homos

Oliver Garcia
Oliver Garcia

*hugs*

:3c
you are cute

Ian Nelson
Ian Nelson

It was such a hot and sticky mess.

Ryder Myers
Ryder Myers

We don't.

Ian Parker
Ian Parker

*grabs tiddy*

Brandon Evans
Brandon Evans

Your Lie in April is so sad uwaaaa

Brody Foster
Brody Foster

uwaa
;~;

Ethan Taylor
Ethan Taylor

*squish tiddyy*

Jackson Brooks
Jackson Brooks

*feels tiddy lovingly and softly*

Likebags of silicon

Easton Cruz
Easton Cruz

...

Nicholas Wright
Nicholas Wright

yes

Adam Harris
Adam Harris

hello.

Ayden Ross
Ayden Ross

*looks at your boobs instead of your eyes*

Hellllooooo nurse~

Andrew Kelly
Andrew Kelly

*defeats u*

Jeremiah Price
Jeremiah Price

no nurses are supposed to cure things

Brandon Watson
Brandon Watson

oh ok.

Dylan Rivera
Dylan Rivera

The only cure is MASSIVE anime tiddies.

Jeremiah Mitchell
Jeremiah Mitchell

argh...

Christian Watson
Christian Watson

Yeah like hers

Owen Sanders
Owen Sanders

who needs anatomy when u have titties

Grayson Sullivan
Grayson Sullivan

i want video games.

Leo Scott
Leo Scott

Send me anime tiddies and we can play more video games when I get up in the morning.

Adrian Gomez
Adrian Gomez

sigh...

maybe i should just subnautica or something...

Jack Gray
Jack Gray

probably

i'm going to bed very soon so i'm not gonna be playing anything tonight

Christopher Morgan
Christopher Morgan

oh okay.

brb lasanga

Oliver Hernandez
Oliver Hernandez

Why can't y'all be less boring?

Carson King
Carson King

Lukas big meaty lasanga

>~<

Parker Fisher
Parker Fisher

whats silicone like?

Lincoln Powell
Lincoln Powell

Clear this up for me, on King's Row defense isn't it better to hold near the point rather than the choke?

Eli Barnes
Eli Barnes

First point that is

Josiah Cooper
Josiah Cooper

He is no longer with us.

Aiden Rodriguez
Aiden Rodriguez

Beasts all over the shop...

You'll be one of them. Sooner or later...

Luke Harris
Luke Harris

What's that smell?

Ethan White
Ethan White

Oh, the sweet blood

It sings to me

Grayson Jenkins
Grayson Jenkins

No wait, it's just a Snickers bar.

Juan Gomez
Juan Gomez

BUT WHAT'S THAT INSIDE?!

Joseph Parker
Joseph Parker

IT'S BLOOD!!!

Aiden Lewis
Aiden Lewis

OH IT'S LUCKY IT WAS BLOOD

Jacob Richardson
Jacob Richardson

I wish Plague made more videos.

Parker Scott
Parker Scott

Gay

Brandon Allen
Brandon Allen

More animations, I should say. I'm not gonna watch art tutorials.

James Turner
James Turner

like, even assuming that's true for grandmasters and shit, it's certainly not true at our mere mortal skill levels

Adam Diaz
Adam Diaz

Not being aggressively educated

Benjamin Bailey
Benjamin Bailey

First point King's Row is Widowmaker heaven.

Squash is not a sniper main by any means, and he always gets a pick on attack just by taking widow to the top door and looking at the retards below.

Zachary Robinson
Zachary Robinson

He's too busy building fences in Kentucky or wherever the fuck

Grayson Morris
Grayson Morris

LMAO

Henry Sanchez
Henry Sanchez

is that actually a common strategy yet?

or has there not been enough reddit threads about it yet

Luis Wilson
Luis Wilson

It's the most common strategy on that point.

At least in competitive. There's literally nothing you can do to her up there, and if you don't hide your team behind the hotel she'll just rip you apart from one of the highest perspectives she can get on you in the game.

Zachary Long
Zachary Long

SO SLEEEPY

Jonathan Davis
Jonathan Davis

I might chairnap like sit in my chair and nap actually force myself to toothbrush and in bed instead like instead of on chair halfway into bed if you catch my drift

Liam Foster
Liam Foster

Except peak over the stairs and snipe back.
Fire rockets like hell into it.
Ice wall it if Mei can reach, not fully sure of that last one though.

Jeremiah Parker
Jeremiah Parker

Sounds uncomfortable.

Elijah Lee
Elijah Lee

only the first one is really a viable counter and the risk/reward is not in the defenses favour as the offensive sniper loses virtually nothing by dying

Dominic Morgan
Dominic Morgan

itis kind of comfy for the first 1-2 hours but maybe thatis just because Iam champ napion like challenger tier

I tilt my ikea chair backwards and huff a pilow and lean with my legs on my way taller than chair bed and I sit sortof in a Z shape

Charles Nguyen
Charles Nguyen

peak over the stairs

What

Also she steps back like half a foot and heals back up to full health. Pharah's fucking dead if she's trying to fight a widow up there.

Asher Peterson
Asher Peterson

How bad is that for your back?

Charles Garcia
Charles Garcia

One player not being able to push causes a big issue. Even being able to re position quickly you are still left unable to truly follow through with your team.

You do not know of the staircase inside the building straight across from the spawn? Literally the easiest thing.
You can sit there and snipe her and barely be visible as you do it. While she is open enough to take random shots at from the ground too.

Dominic Lee
Dominic Lee

no idea
I do not think I have back problem since I sit in pretty varied positions

Josiah Anderson
Josiah Anderson

Do not do that. Go to bed and get more comfortable instead.

John Ramirez
John Ramirez

brushing tooth right now

Hunter Roberts
Hunter Roberts

willI ever get good enough at sc2 that I can toothbrush while winning

Zachary Roberts
Zachary Roberts

Tricky Towers handicap, you mean.

William Watson
William Watson

Play Zerg and a-move while you brush. :^)

Brandon Clark
Brandon Clark

I just don't know which staircase you're referring to.

Do you mean in the MOVIE THEATER? That's SO bad to be in there as a sniper, you'd be collapsed on for SURE, and that's if you DID snipe the offensive widow before she got you.

Just the one tooth?

Jacob Sanchez
Jacob Sanchez

were you holding back your sayian tetrsi skills on purpose to make me feel likeI have mastery at at least something

Christopher Gray
Christopher Gray

Nah, I was playing awfully. I am still not sure how to recover from crooked structures or if you throw spells at me. They are different games.

Justin Brooks
Justin Brooks

No the one in the building where the payload is. How do you seriously not know where that is?

Chase Moore
Chase Moore

the reward from killing her is literally as minimal as a reward from a kill could ever be in the entire game

pretty much one of the poorest fights you could choose to take

Ryder Walker
Ryder Walker

all 700

maybe I could beat kissy and dong that way

aaaa you could nudge pieces into place with the left/right nudge thing or hope to knock them off or hope for good whitemagic spelsl

Henry Sanders
Henry Sanders

Yeah but when tard wrangling, having the enemy far less spread out, like what you get at the choke, is far more important. We're all shit remember, and to pull a random example, highly likely to do some dumb shit like have two people off running through the buildings on the left chasing some flanker, another person or two in the building on the right failing to kill some tank, leaving the team too spread out to combat an effective push. And that's not even taking into account the more simple advantage of funneling them.

Being shot by a widowmaker and losing someone occasionally (assuming they don't get out-sniped because they have a total like 2 meters of possible position), really isn't that much of a problem in comparison.

Elijah Price
Elijah Price

Mordin quit.

You would be able to beat Kissy in that fashion if you can get your macro into muscle memory.

I had no idea nudge could do that. It was the first time I ever played.

James Barnes
James Barnes

Oh the building with the large health pack.

The offensive widow still has an enormous advantage if you're hiding on a staircase while she can stare at your entire team. That could get you maybe one cheeky kill on her, and then she'll go back up, and whenever you're not peaking trying to snipe her SHE'LL be shooting your allies.

Jaxon Long
Jaxon Long

High perspectives aren't really that much of a good thing when it comes to ability to actually hit your target; A horizontal shot has like one who less dimension you need to aim in, after all. And actually hitting is the primarily limiting factor at our skill levels, moreso than the amount of area she can see over, but much less limiting at competitive skill levels.

Josiah Martinez
Josiah Martinez

The reward is simple and big. You keep them down one player consistently.
If you cannot see the difference in pushing through a defense with less players and pushing through one with your full team then I do not know what to tell you.

I am just going to come out and say it, I am far from the best at the game but never have I seen a widow up there that has not had their ass handed to them.
If you are managing that position or losing to that position then you are either playing against or with some bad players.
The day an offensive widow on kings row ever gives me a problem I will concede this.

Jack Robinson
Jack Robinson

to be fair i'm in a situation here of trying to explain to someone who thinks putting up a mei wall to block sniping is a good use of an ability

it's kinda hard to not just call you a fucking retard you know

Mason Morgan
Mason Morgan

You're getting incredibly nasty about this.

As you tend to do whenever someone disagrees with you.

Dominic Robinson
Dominic Robinson

I play Widow on attack all the time on KR for the out the door pick and then just switch off.
But I have seen a good lot of them do well on the first point.

Lincoln Lewis
Lincoln Lewis

The fact that she's high up means she can shoot OVER Rein's shield, dude.

The statue is fairly good at "funneling" the enemies.

Liam Barnes
Liam Barnes

You sure proved your point.
Taking the one option I said I did not even know for sure would work, then focusing on it to call me a retard. Sure showed me.

No I am just stating, I am not great at it and I have never found an offensive sniper on Kings Row to be a danger.
If you take the fact that that means those who do fail to it must be worse than me as being incredibly nasty, that is your problem. I am just stating a deduction from the facts I know.

Oliver Reed
Oliver Reed

yeahhh itis kind of a thing that requires reading the instruciton page ish

oook I finished tootbhrush is bed

WHAAAAAA mordin quit?

was that last game that much

David Wright
David Wright

argh stupid randoms
dragging me into 'ranked' games without my knowledge
hmph how dare they...

they deserve that loss

Benjamin Martinez
Benjamin Martinez

I will try to be better prepared for next time. I jumped into it blind.

A combination of things got to him.

Adrian Robinson
Adrian Robinson

no mercy healz for them

>:(

David Hill
David Hill

I found out cold makes it easier to breath with my fucked up neck.

Joseph Cruz
Joseph Cruz

congratulations...?

David White
David White

Ehehe...

Justin Nelson
Justin Nelson

you said you are unsure if it would work because she might not be able to reach

i am ignoring the fact that i have no fucking idea where you think that wall is being placed and where the fuck the mei needs to be to put the wall there

what i am bringing up is the fact that even if it DID work, it's still a fucking bad idea, you gain nothing from doing it and have just wasted a cooldown and put one of your players out of position

ur fuckin dumb m8

Nicholas Edwards
Nicholas Edwards

I am curious as to how I am the incredibly nasty one in reactions here.
Go from talking about strategies in a game to one person trying to tell me how I am being while the other tries to insult me.
It is almost like some people here cannot accept differing opinions.
Riots are next.

Lucas Moore
Lucas Moore

i'm sure he would say i am being "nasty" too

whether i am doing so or not, does not change how you have been responding to him though, which is what i assume his comment was talking about

why the fuck do i have to explain social interactions to you

how have you not picked up on this shit over the past 15 years or whatever of your fucking life

god damn man

u got a serious case of thinking problems

Asher Jenkins
Asher Jenkins

I would advise everyone just drop the whole thing before it gets to be a pissing contest or something.
It's just a game.
It's just a thread.

Come on.

Anyhow I'm going to bed.

Wyatt Price
Wyatt Price

I already have.

Good night.

Oliver Morales
Oliver Morales

And do tell, how exactly was I being incredibly "nasty" in my response to him? So far I have just had you both claim I was without saying just how.
I am sorry that you two cannot accept differing opinions, I will keep my nazi hatespeech patriarchy rape apologist speak away from your liberal universities from now on.

Dropped.
Night Squash.

Chase Wood
Chase Wood

i don't even play the game or give a shit about it

this isn't about the game

it's about how his mind works

frankly i am scared for my life, when someone comes to conclusions so wrong like this they might think that if we ever go to a meetup and i go to handshake him that i am actually trying to attack him and then he like pulls out his fucking weeaboo katana and bashes me over the head with it because it's too blunt to cut me

i'm fearing for my life here

Easton Morales
Easton Morales

i never even fucking accused you of being nasty, why the fuck are you trying to get me to explain his accusations

what the fuck is wrong with your head

Ian Murphy
Ian Murphy

"Frankly dear, I do not give a damn."
Okay dropped for real this time.

Carson Lopez
Carson Lopez

here have another goodnight you colossal dick gargling faggot.

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

Cup doesn't believe me, that's my boy BRIAN, right?

Connor Sullivan
Connor Sullivan

That is James.

Juan Gonzalez
Juan Gonzalez

doesn't believe me

wow way to put fucking words in my mouth you sjw piece of shit. I expressed surprise because I figured BRIAN died from chest implosion at some point while I was missing in action. I never said I didn't believe you you nazi fascist.

Hudson Jackson
Hudson Jackson

Nothing can kill him.

Nathan Martin
Nathan Martin

like a cockroach.

Nicholas Evans
Nicholas Evans

ye

Isaac Thomas
Isaac Thomas

I hate anime

Gabriel Nguyen
Gabriel Nguyen

long time no see man. how ya been?

Liam Reed
Liam Reed

cool.

Isaiah Fisher
Isaiah Fisher

No, it's not fucking "cool".

Chase Brooks
Chase Brooks

Except Boku no Pico, you love that one. Secretly.

Lucas Walker
Lucas Walker

i been good yo

Jack Ross
Jack Ross

Like a God

Please kill me

Jayden Baker
Jayden Baker

do it yourself

Dylan Parker
Dylan Parker

I'm not entirely sure how else I'm supposed to react to a completely out of the blue statement like that.

both can't be killed by nuclear war so I feel like either works.

this pleases me.

Sebastian Bennett
Sebastian Bennett

I hate Canadians.

Okay, here's the translation of that statement: I hate myself for trying to be a helping person but then get demonized for it because I fucked up somewhere.

Gavin Thompson
Gavin Thompson

I'll never get my Catholic funeral like that.

I'll meet you halfway at "cockroach god".

Nolan Miller
Nolan Miller

I don't really follow how those things are related...or understand what you're even talking about...

Samuel Collins
Samuel Collins

Frankly I doubt many Canadians lose sleep over that.
It is good to get your feelings out in the open though.

James Reyes
James Reyes

compromises are for pussies.

Julian Kelly
Julian Kelly

hmph

Christopher Kelly
Christopher Kelly

Same

Joseph Hernandez
Joseph Hernandez

That fits us perfectly.

Daniel Young
Daniel Young

Never mind, then. You probably weren't watching the chat an hour ago while playing Overwatch, and for sanity's sake, that's a good thing.

Ya...that's one way this community has helped me a lot. I vent with texts until I've calmed down enough to think of a solution for my problems.

Jonathan Walker
Jonathan Walker

don't lump me in with you you sjw.

Lucas Carter
Lucas Carter

hmm. yeah, I wasn't. sorry that something happened to upset you though.

Jackson Kelly
Jackson Kelly

Jesus Christ

Jaxon Martinez
Jaxon Martinez

I would suggest getting a therapist for that, not a bunch of people that likely too need help in their own ways.
To each their own though, as long as it does whatever it needs to for you.

Luke Peterson
Luke Peterson

told you a million times that I prefer "cupcake"

Kevin Cruz
Kevin Cruz

ticked off by those stupid randoms still... -_- made my night horrible by dragging me unknowingly into a ranked mode instead of qp

Jace Sullivan
Jace Sullivan

The fact that i was in the middle of talking to you didn't help either. Don't worry, i'll get over it eventually.

I've been considering it. I just like to think i can solve any problem on my own because manliness.

Anthony Campbell
Anthony Campbell

Cupake, got it.

Win or lose?

Landon Myers
Landon Myers

alright. hope you feel better soon man.

keep it up. I'll bust out the cupake trip and add your name before it with the ♥ instead of tsuchi's.

Eli Diaz
Eli Diaz

Do it.

Caleb Cruz
Caleb Cruz

I will. I'm fucking crazy. don't tempt me.

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

There are much better places to fix it yourself as well, however as long as it is working for you.

Daniel Gray
Daniel Gray

Oh no, people throwing hearts at me on the internet, I'm too masculine for this.

Carson Smith
Carson Smith

no you fool. it implies that YOU are the one who is throwing hearts. you will look like some kind of gay. ONLINE.

Nicholas Cruz
Nicholas Cruz

That's even worse !!!

Charles Richardson
Charles Richardson

too late now fucker. you reap what you sow.

Bentley King
Bentley King

i didn't care if they win or lost, i just wanted out, but a red thingy saying stuff wouldn't let me leave the ranked game 'freely'

i made it a 'Draw'
and got the heck out of there, after waiting the whole match in the back lines doing nothing.

Alexander Price
Alexander Price

I'm over it.

Jesus Christ, you're toxic.

Aaron Bailey
Aaron Bailey

you're no fun. at least tsuchi acts like it bothers him.

Gabriel Bell
Gabriel Bell

Gonna have to agree with the overly sensitive girl. There by choice or not you should actually try.

Christian Russell
Christian Russell

Don't be passive aggressive or I will get mad.

Eli Parker
Eli Parker

nah, they deserved it.
they were the one that made me play a 'ranked' match.
-_-
i thought they were only doing QP's

but... i guess it was my mistake to trust randoms. u~u

Ryder Edwards
Ryder Edwards

rip the skin off.

Xavier Morales
Xavier Morales

How absolutely mortifying for you.

Nathaniel Ross
Nathaniel Ross

*THREATS OF EXCESSIVE VIOLENCE*

Camden Ortiz
Camden Ortiz

To be fair, in comparison to what you called "incredibly nasty" this is like far beyond passive.
I might as well have taken Poland.

Evan Rivera
Evan Rivera

bring it, overly sensitive girl.

Lincoln White
Lincoln White

Man, I sure wish everyone was just an sjw libcuck like me.

Eli Stewart
Eli Stewart

just make sure to treat anyone with a different opinion than you like they are scum and you're golden.

Michael Davis
Michael Davis

meh, the second half they told me to pick mercy, so i did.
but i only used pistol the whole time on first point in hollywood defense.
that's the most they'll ever get out of me, a 'Draw.'
so yes... i tried.... a tiny bit, the least amount of try i could do.

on attack though it kicked me from match for just standing around in the back lines as diva doing nothing. innactivity.

but it wouldn't let me move on to QP

all i was allowed to click was rejoin match.

mortifying.

Exactly.

i never asked for this.

Joshua Kelly
Joshua Kelly

did you get a shiny border and a fancy rank

Jaxon Evans
Jaxon Evans

That is actually straight horrible. You might as well have picked Genji and solo dove their team over and over to try to steal potg.
About the same amount of use and normal behavior for anything.

Xavier Phillips
Xavier Phillips

Bunch of fucking rapists, honestly.

I know you probably genuinely couldn't sense my sarcasm, so I'll spell it out for you.

It's the exact same ruleset as quickplay. The only difference is you have to play more than one round. What do you lose by trying?

Xavier Bailey
Xavier Bailey

no.

i have 2 / 10
placement matches that i never asked to play.
and both of them are unrecorded leavers or draws.

so its like they never even existed!

Christian Ortiz
Christian Ortiz

ur a rapist.

Alexander Lopez
Alexander Lopez

you should finish them so the number becomes even agen!

Austin Turner
Austin Turner

nah... i didn't want to be a Feeder.

i'm afraid of being ranked... by a number.
i'm afraid to play ranked.

but then it will turn into a rank. :\

Charles Brooks
Charles Brooks

cant you lose a bunch of games and make it go to 0 or something?

Ryan Green
Ryan Green

You already know it would be low.

Carter Lee
Carter Lee

Being a feeder and not even trying are in essence the same thing.
I am glad I stopped playing that game with people from here, this is weirdly way too normal.

Joshua Perez
Joshua Perez

not really?

variables being, my team carrys me, and it becomes a win on my pristine clean unranked record.

and even after ten it will still give me a ranked number?

you say that why?

Nathaniel Price
Nathaniel Price

I've played with you.

Joseph Scott
Joseph Scott

:|

anyways... what do you play now?

Caleb Thompson
Caleb Thompson

So?

Ryan King
Ryan King

can't believe what a bully test is. should get banned tbh.

Carter Collins
Carter Collins

then you should get a fancy rank if thats the only other option

Hudson Howard
Hudson Howard

lmao

Ethan Rodriguez
Ethan Rodriguez

Multiple things. If the question that follows is what I think it would be if I named any, no the answer is just no.
That turned out the worst of ideas.

Sebastian Gonzalez
Sebastian Gonzalez

lol
i love cuppers~ ♥

or letting the season end? and it resets to 0?

ecks dee
anyways.... family life ok?

hi?

what are you even talking about????? ._.

Jack Perez
Jack Perez

It will make more sense to you sooner or later. Do not worry about it too much until that point comes.

Adrian Morales
Adrian Morales

We adopted my grandmother's cat. The funeral isn't until Friday.

There might be two funerals. One at the church she attended before the alzheimers, and one put together by my aunt's family. They aren't allowed in the church because my stupid cousin, who was in his twenties, was sexting a 16 year old girl a few years back while on a mission trip for the church. Besides that my family simply doesn't get along with my aunt's family. Complete family feud.

Kayden Perez
Kayden Perez

you're talking weird.
:s
something wrong? you could always pvt msg me about whatever it is on discord...

my grandma had two as well last year. two different spots.
do you like the cat? yeah.. family feuds are troublesome.

Brody Bennett
Brody Bennett

yah but how long will that take

Austin Lewis
Austin Lewis

They aren't allowed in the church because my stupid cousin, who was in his twenties, was sexting a 16 year old girl a few years back while on a mission trip for the church.

I mean let's be honest. it's like the bible says "let he who hasn't sexted a 16 year old while in your 20's on a mission for the church cast the first stone"

we've all been there, mang.

Justin Carter
Justin Carter

i'm not sure....
:s

Eli Reed
Eli Reed

Nah I am going to get some rest before the sarcastabowl and frankly I fear for my life.
Really though, night.

Caleb Baker
Caleb Baker

...i'm sorry.
goodnight spoils... u_u

Leo Sanders
Leo Sanders

sneak em in with a disguise
its not like the church would care anywayss

maybe delete your account and start over?

Jayden Gutierrez
Jayden Gutierrez

Odd.

I like the cat, but I'm worried about how he'll get along with the dog and bird. We're keeping him in my mom's room for a few days.

But that's ILLEGAL !!!

Jonathan Rodriguez
Jonathan Rodriguez

The "we don't like them anyway" part is important.

John Johnson
John Johnson

in a fair few states 16 is plenty old enough. that makes it a moral grey area at best. should get off your high horse there ya snob.

Jack Jones
Jack Jones

yah but family is a one time thing and it would be a shame to have later regrets

Lincoln Adams
Lincoln Adams

can't.

they can all smell each other right... maybe slow gradual introduction with each other will work.

James Gutierrez
James Gutierrez

What is pain to a person who knows they're going to die anyway?

Grayson Long
Grayson Long

an annoyance.

Zachary Reyes
Zachary Reyes

Sex is legal in those states, but sexting remains illegal even in those states. Legally it's still child pornography.

I'm really not on a moral high horse, 16 seems like a reasonable age of consent to me, but he broke the law and got caught. The fact is he's stupid.

Is this Socks?

Jacob Hall
Jacob Hall

it's good you explained this to me because I was being very serious in all my posts.

Jacob Jenkins
Jacob Jenkins

why didnt you have fun with the ranked game though

Adam Watson
Adam Watson

basically I'm serious one gorrilian percent of the time.

Parker Morales
Parker Morales

goodnight thread.

Jeremiah Bell
Jeremiah Bell

Same, basically.

Neenee

Nathan Ramirez
Nathan Ramirez

Close
Goodnight Cup

Nein

Gavin Foster
Gavin Foster

Hm

Kayden Gomez
Kayden Gomez

Hmm hmm hmmmmmm It's a good thing cupcake left, they might've gotten jealous

Mason Morales
Mason Morales

because i didn't want to be in a ranked match.
i never asked to be in a ranked match.
and i was unknowingly dragged into ranked matchmaking.

Leo Reed
Leo Reed

nini cup <3

Jordan Ramirez
Jordan Ramirez

wai did u play with those people?

Levi Sanchez
Levi Sanchez

they added me during QP matches
i played a couple with them...........

but then they did the unforgivable. they made me go into a ranked game. so i removed them.

Nathan Peterson
Nathan Peterson

but if you treat people like that you lose a lot of potential friends!

Isaiah Moore
Isaiah Moore

I just read all of Luka's posts and I don't get why they're so angry/frustrated. Honestly.

Carson Wilson
Carson Wilson

they are the ones that tricked me.

Anthony Richardson
Anthony Richardson

and who are you?

Carson Robinson
Carson Robinson

was it their intention to trick you though?

Bentley Anderson
Bentley Anderson

they wouldn't tell me that.

Jace Johnson
Jace Johnson

Professional bamboozles

Liam Nguyen
Liam Nguyen

Do you own an Arduino/is it worth?

Jace Gonzalez
Jace Gonzalez

Why would you WANT an Arduino

David Garcia
David Garcia

but cant you tell what gamemode it is in the queue?

heres a video for u

Anthony Robinson
Anthony Robinson

Hell if I know

Samuel Morales
Samuel Morales

no you cannot tell what game mode you are queued up for.

that's why it's frustrating.

Christian Morgan
Christian Morgan

Why tho

Isaiah Scott
Isaiah Scott

I do not know! I watch a short video about them and had heard many things about them in the past, I thought you may have some experience with them and could tell me a little bit about them and well your response said enough.
tfw you just want to impress Ikt with your knowledge of computer stuffs

Christian Phillips
Christian Phillips

Tonight has been weird, that's for sure... It is so odd to help people then watch the consequences of your good deeds.

Jace Ramirez
Jace Ramirez

It's a microcontroller to control things like leds en motors and do shit with sensors, not really a use for it if you have no projects. Maybe fun if you want to fuck around with a bit.

Colton Cruz
Colton Cruz

Oh?

What if I want to fuck around with you?

Lincoln White
Lincoln White

Become an anime girl.

Cameron Jackson
Cameron Jackson

How?

Caleb Cook
Caleb Cook

sounds like a bad game problem

Tyler Thompson
Tyler Thompson

yeah.

Aiden Sullivan
Aiden Sullivan

who r u btw way

Nolan Walker
Nolan Walker

The same person as alwayss

Isaac Sanders
Isaac Sanders

Beboppers?

Why not use a name?

Leo Clark
Leo Clark

itsa bleepboop

you should sue them for your troubles

Julian Powell
Julian Powell

Yus. Where I'm currently posting from it isn't permitted

Sebastian Jackson
Sebastian Jackson

oh. so it was bebop.

can't afford it.

Brody Young
Brody Young

How do you mean so?

Kayden Green
Kayden Green

I'm not actually posting from Holla Forums right now, I'm just posting on it.

Xavier Adams
Xavier Adams

yup ^.^ hes very one dimensional and easy to tell apart

show your distress for the situation by not playing their game for a while

Landon Miller
Landon Miller

Stop mysterious.

I'm also one-dimensional!

Leo Barnes
Leo Barnes

you do realize that this is griefing and not only do 99% of people agree that it's a shitty thing to do to your teammates, but it's also liable to get you banned.

Josiah Morales
Josiah Morales

if you are queued for Competitive, the search queue banner will be purple.

If you are queued for quickplay the search queue banner is blue.

Christian Sullivan
Christian Sullivan

Kef pls

Working on heavily edited browser for advanced shitposting.

But they tricked her! lol

Jose Bailey
Jose Bailey

Euh ok

Thomas Ramirez
Thomas Ramirez

didn't work.

they griefed me.

i hope this is true.
if so it'll be useful.

Lucas Bell
Lucas Bell

Does this mean Luka would be the kinda person to brake check on a straightaway and claim the person rammed them.

Jaxson Gray
Jaxson Gray

yah but ur actually special

btw my steam msges were replying to your post

are you still playing it right now?

Mason Morgan
Mason Morgan

just sitting in main menu doing nothing right now
waiting for someone to invite me to something.

Ian Ortiz
Ian Ortiz

You probably know of it if you know of that horrid browser a guy from /g/ works on.

kek

I figured but I still did not understand.

Andrew Cook
Andrew Cook

Retarded going to a special school-special or just special?

Luke Cooper
Luke Cooper

why dont you try inviting them?

its okay to be below my intelligence

preciously special

Jordan Morris
Jordan Morris

I don't do /g/ any more!

You're special too *pat head*

Ryan Clark
Ryan Clark

who?

Luis Evans
Luis Evans

but you cant reach my head???

whoever you are willing to play with

Noah Davis
Noah Davis

i don't know anyone willing to play with me...

Justin James
Justin James

Smol Feku is canon in my head.

Jaxon Russell
Jaxon Russell

Okay

It's stuff from like a year ago last I saw it
Ikt pls I saw your post about wanting to be like me .///.

Josiah Peterson
Josiah Peterson

you can say that all you want but the EULA/TOS, vast majority of players, and the company that made the game all disagree with you and you will still get banned if you keep doing that.

hope it is true

I'm literally like 200SR from top 500

why would I not know these things lol

Christian Martinez
Christian Martinez

Wait what

Joshua Powell
Joshua Powell

youll never know unless you try!

im a cannon in your head!!!
can i destroy ships n stuff?

pls no hate just jodan beiboop

Angel Lewis
Angel Lewis

Yeah

Boat girls.

Ryan Peterson
Ryan Peterson

time for stuff bai

Carson Brooks
Carson Brooks

:3 nothing

ds gbosdgbosbad

Make sure to clean up afterwards!

Asher Long
Asher Long

i wanna demolish a boat grill

why do you always spam a similar sequence whenever you mash your keyboard?

Lincoln Martin
Lincoln Martin

sabfosidfbisubgrdgphbnpvohqfsdfgdfwfdsferasdtyuiopsdfsdfsdfghjklsdgsdfzdsfsfxcvasdbnsadsadmsdfugsdtfdgbdgf
lol I don't know actually most of the keys are on the ol home row but I don't even type that way normally

John Cook
John Cook

TERRORED4EVA

Blake Martin
Blake Martin

i disagree with them.

nobody can know everything.

Liam Thompson
Liam Thompson

i tried, and it didn't work.

Landon Ramirez
Landon Ramirez

: /

Jaxson Lee
Jaxson Lee

are you inviting friends?

Evan Johnson
Evan Johnson

what freinds?
the majority are, either: away, sleeping, or busy.

Don't you think, i'd be playing if i knew that already? -_-
Geez...

Matthew Allen
Matthew Allen

im sorry T_T i didnt know that
i just assumed they might be reluctant as well?

Ethan White
Ethan White

what game we talkin' bout

Blake Torres
Blake Torres

The Columbine Massacre RPG game someone made on Newgrounds.

Robert Parker
Robert Parker

this is me irl

Landon Powell
Landon Powell

sigh... sorry. just tilted right now.
nothing personal, you kinda tire me out sometimes though.

maybe they are, i wouldn't know. hard to get a response back from most people as is.

Games you don't care about.

Ian Allen
Ian Allen

Woah so cold

Lincoln Thompson
Lincoln Thompson

Is that a dragon dildo on his laptop?

Connor Moore
Connor Moore

close the game so it doesnt bother you

Austin Phillips
Austin Phillips

I'm bored.

now what.

Jason Miller
Jason Miller

Snek loli

Bentley Nguyen
Bentley Nguyen

Ruka did I upset you

Brandon Allen
Brandon Allen

those streams holyshit

watch cartoons

James Nelson
James Nelson

His hands shake at 5:30 or something

also that lmao at the end

Gabriel Diaz
Gabriel Diaz

me?
no.

meh...... don't feel like it.

Nathaniel Murphy
Nathaniel Murphy

What game!

Luke Reyes
Luke Reyes

watching that mkes me wanna paly agaen

youtube videos?

John Long
John Long

Did you stop?

James Morales
James Morales

i cant play that game
my palms sweat like crazy

Adrian Hill
Adrian Hill

The game 'Let's all use this Megu lovin' neet as a cumdumpster'

Joseph Price
Joseph Price

...overwatch.
u~u

tuning my headphone equalizers to some flac files right now.
prolly will youtube a song to check.

Nathaniel Moore
Nathaniel Moore

Maybe you should git gud first.

Do you mouse can everything or do you tablet?

pls no

Nice-u! I have it but don't have people to play with ^^'

Xavier Sanders
Xavier Sanders

im ded

rip me

Ethan Russell
Ethan Russell

k ;w;

I'm also interested in this game... but I can't afford overwatch.

Easton Johnson
Easton Johnson

big words idk

but but
rubberdome

Henry Green
Henry Green

To the flesh pit you go!~

Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson

Just get an osupad like Emma did.

William Foster
William Foster

what's up buttercups

Aaron Moore
Aaron Moore

I need an adult.

Jacob Ward
Jacob Ward

sounds like a rip

also pen broke

Nicholas Jones
Nicholas Jones

Woah

Mouse and laptop keyboards are good enough anyway

Jordan Bell
Jordan Bell

I'm an adult.
Wanna see my big ol' dad dick as proof?

Ian Adams
Ian Adams

Scanner wtf stop

Carter Gonzalez
Carter Gonzalez

...you have it???

music.

*pets*

Daniel Young
Daniel Young

*purru*

Brody Brown
Brody Brown

Yes, but after buying it I realized nobody EU plays it here I think.

Aiden Edwards
Aiden Edwards

SD
Subtle
and all the other EU play it though... :|

:)

Justin Morris
Justin Morris

mouse is decade+ old

i like music

Jordan Wright
Jordan Wright

I HAD A BAD WEEKEND, KAY?

You always gotta prepare yourself for ANYTIME I appear, with a head full of weed, hangover and DESPAIR

Leo Moore
Leo Moore

me too.

Austin King
Austin King

sup ruka

Jace Anderson
Jace Anderson

just relaxing in thread~

Liam Cruz
Liam Cruz

very nice

Owen Reed
Owen Reed

Really? Noone answered when I asked!

So are you :^)

:stoprape:

Nolan Hill
Nolan Hill

RELAXING? I EXPECT YOU TO STAND AT ATTENTION UNTIL I TELL YOU NOT TO, SOLDIER!

Lincoln Perry
Lincoln Perry

HOW THE HELL DID THAT GET REPOSTED WITH MY POST?!

Cameron Phillips
Cameron Phillips

:doublerape:

Wyatt Jackson
Wyatt Jackson

This 80's synth shit is the shit

Camden Robinson
Camden Robinson

Everyone is gonna get the SCANNER treatment.
:nobrakes:

Aiden Rogers
Aiden Rogers

yeah: sd, jackspicer, subtle, scoots, echo, and any other EU person you can imagine.

but... you know... you can play with NA people too? >_>

making folders?

Landon Clark
Landon Clark

Holla Forums knows your love for fat bears jerking off.
Gave you more for you thirsted.

Ian Smith
Ian Smith

disgusting

Jayden Jenkins
Jayden Jenkins

:)

Henry Brooks
Henry Brooks

layin in bed
I should prolly eat soon tho

Alexander Brown
Alexander Brown

Nah, you didn't watch much then. One of them hairy fuckers was sucking the cum right out of the fucking other's meat straw. It was fucking great, George.

Hell fucking no it's not.

Christopher Flores
Christopher Flores

eww

Oliver Kelly
Oliver Kelly

Doesn't ping make problem?

I'll reinstall OW and see what I can do.

Chase Garcia
Chase Garcia

plans?

Dominic Murphy
Dominic Murphy

NAH. DON'T YOU GIVE ME THAT. PROCREATION AT IT'S FINEST! I'M SURE THEY'LL HAVE LOVELY FUCKING YETI BABIES.

Ryder Ross
Ryder Ross

heh, eww.
Not my thing.

Jose Russell
Jose Russell

you and subtle live on the same country? or something?
because EU has pretty good ping on overwatch...
SD and subtle both have been able to play pretty good.
EU net is pretty solid.

no

Kevin Parker
Kevin Parker

I mean EU to US

Jonathan Cook
Jonathan Cook

THIS

Christian Adams
Christian Adams

Major Degurechaff, reporting.

Mason Edwards
Mason Edwards

I hate procreation and I hate babies and bears scare me.

Please don't create my own personal silent hill room.

William Edwards
William Edwards

yeah.
that what i was just saying.
._.

Jason Long
Jason Long

ikt#21475

Anthony Morales
Anthony Morales

got work later but that's pmuch it

Jaxon Brown
Jaxon Brown

reporting for coffee?

Jose Baker
Jose Baker

what do you work at?

James James
James James

Hm.

Lincoln Gomez
Lincoln Gomez

prostitution

Nicholas Clark
Nicholas Clark

Hm?

Brandon Williams
Brandon Williams

:(

Ethan Hernandez
Ethan Hernandez

Life is harsh on the front lines.

Don't you have places to be, private?

Jonathan Clark
Jonathan Clark

what's wrong?

Kayden Gonzalez
Kayden Gonzalez

....i dunno.

Tyler Kelly
Tyler Kelly

Ye, the shower in a bit.
But that's about it, you need to go further

Samuel Roberts
Samuel Roberts

Set up a livestream.

Levi Bennett
Levi Bennett

don't b sad

Ayden Allen
Ayden Allen

ok :)

Benjamin Hernandez
Benjamin Hernandez

but I suck at games

Ayden Rodriguez
Ayden Rodriguez

Of you showering.

Luke Bailey
Luke Bailey

whatcha doin

Bentley Lewis
Bentley Lewis

lewd

Ryder Nelson
Ryder Nelson

ANYONE WANNA PLAY SOME SICK CIV V FIGHTS?

Ian Baker
Ian Baker

meh imma shower
bai

Michael Diaz
Michael Diaz

meh imma wiutcher 3

Xavier Jones
Xavier Jones

Fuck, I still gotta complete one and two.
I heard it is one of those super deep rpgs.

John Martinez
John Martinez

erect penis

Kayden Jones
Kayden Jones

playing video games.

Oliver Edwards
Oliver Edwards

what ones?

Sebastian Johnson
Sebastian Johnson

meh just leeg aram
was playing overwatch earlier... but it got boring alone :c

at least vyle is able to aram with me...

Brody Powell
Brody Powell

LET DADDY SHOW YOU HOW TO TENDERISE MEAT

James Robinson
James Robinson

wai can i not gain pp but i can lose ranks????
im playing at the same level right before i quit :<

Jordan Edwards
Jordan Edwards

Because you can't stop other people from improving their gameplay.

Noah Morris
Noah Morris

They should do a rank wipe and bump me up 50k

Jace Martinez
Jace Martinez

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