don't you guys love a balanced breakfast
Don't you guys love a balanced breakfast
Breakfast is important meal.
b a l a n c e
l i f e
Feng Shui your bowels.
it is gud
skip brexit and you will have bad metabolism.
what a gross trip
Lord give me strength.
Oh it wasn't updating
See that's not getting run over by tank girls
that's getting run over by girls in tanks
play vidogam to entertain
personally I just prefer some eggs to a balanced breakfast
God hates fags.
You'll get AIDs and be happy.
I would trade 6 million Jews to rid this earth of one.
jesus christ thats a bad joke
You didn't just fucking imply that.
'Tis my schtick.
get bullied loser
Maybe even 10 million.
I typed that and then deleted it because it'd be too gay
y-your being a BAKA!!!!!
you.... you've been drinking!
Sure. Private or public call.
you're pretty gay
There is no evidence of this
Squiddy is a pretty gay >:3
facesitting is the worst fetish
its basically eating pussy under pressure
Its better than scat or heterosexuality
I dunno, even if you dislike it, there's almost certainly worse.
i feel like this is a personal attack on my character tokai
heheh she's handicapped
you have awful taste
thicc is the worst fetish
cupcake is best fetish
Wow, long haired faggots are the worst fetish
I agree because I'm not thicc
Excuse you I have only the most patrician of fetishes.
such pleb tier fetishes
You say despite contributing so much to the Official Thicc Headquarters™
australian claiming patricianship.
Wow, what do you want to fuck squiddy? A tarantula?
quiet you, you have objectively wrong opinions.
my blood boils every time maki is posted
I was trying to do an even more personal attack on guero's character.
how come? was the only blushing picture I could find in this folder. weirdly uncommon for such a shy character.
but then you see that it's me who posted it and your heart instead goes dokidoki, yes?
my heart always goes dokidoki when you're around
Should have made it more obvious you fag
sounds like it might be serious. should get that checked out with a doctor.
1 yr in the future
cupcake status: BLACKED
h-huh, that's really mean!!
Can we not ban Sci again
it would be obvious enough to guero.
Boganhood is like, the biggest possible turnoff.
homosexuality is le choice~
Clockwork is a Bogan, right?
ur mom's a bogan huehuehue
i don't wanna
he lives in queensland so statistically there is at least a 100% chance that yes
Your video earlier... the POTG... It wasnt good.
It actually was
What the fuck.
what if the doctor was me?
I'll go cry in the corner
bbut beer n kangoos
i have werthers originals :3
I have to say, as a man of impeccable taste, that that is disgusting.
scoots why would you do this I was just joking around you went TOO FAR MAN
yeah i unno why tho
operate on me
"Hey doc I have a bit of a sore throat "
"Alright take your pants off"
don't get tears on the wall I just redid them.
I have an itchy trigger finger on the red button. Burn or be burned baby.
phst. heh. yea, i dont care what my parents think.
i havent had them in ages,
how are you today, scoob?
That is because you cant think
it's important that people not be restricted while they are getting helped, tracer. like you know ANYTHING
I'll need to give you a thorough checkup first.
careful scoots. burn too much and you could end up on fiiiiire
b a s e d
More than you'd think.
Tired. Work was tiring. Have another 3 days in then have time off. Its going to be gruelling.
Ever have Nando's Crisps? Shit, its well cheeky.
what does this entail?
my parents arent proud of me.
^ fly motherfucker
*pukes on the wall*
jokes on you, I make it a point not to think.
I could never reveal my practices here. someone might try and set up a cheaper doctor's office to run me out of business.
Thus I'm right.
Feuer! Feuer! OMGWTFBBQ-Mode engaged
theyre 2good, fuckers probably wont last the night
a little tired from walking around town, but otherwise good. im probably just gonna chill with the bf tonight.
i have not. normally when i buy crisps its either spicy doritos or cracked black pepper kettle chips.
impossible. old men are never right. you just don't understand us young people, grandpa.
this song probably sucks butt I bet. like u
when I puke you should take care not ground
yo like uhm this banter is you know witty and all but like
You're older than me.
So you're even more incorrect than you were previously, according to you.
puking is forbidden. I ain't your mom.
yes that was the joke, tracer.
I was wrong scoots. this song is pretty dope.
6 nations time again
I mean, they were nice... But they were advertised as hot and I didnt get any kick. That said I have a spice fuelled diet. Vindaloos the norm.
And thats cool, chilling is the best.
Easy there Tom... no need to get so Petty.
auntie look at my trip
I saw! I fucking love it.
The ability to tell a good joke must be based off age as well.
this place is taking forever to get me actually working why is there no place around here w its shit together
thank god ill never have to deal w something like this again
yeah. you're too young to tell them or get them.
b-but taking care
Better than being old I guess.
tfw im just spamming and still better than almost every poster here
you want me to take care of you? ha! gay.
if you ever link a bad song we aren't friends anymore.
being old is the fucking worst, tracer. just die before then, seriously.
make me tomato soup
me: literally fapping off to children as i post this
That's why I drink.
I can only eat food thats been pre-chewed or vomited out by and inkling (girl)
But... How many times have I been on point in chat... With my terrible kaREEEEEEEoke...
whats her e-name again? i wanna stalk her a lil
you will get lobster bisque and you will like it.
gotta drink more. you might survive another few years if you don't.
that's a good point...you are consistently the one who joins in...
wanting to drink ink
iunno those words
squiddy baby tell me u love me
Best way to live forever, actually.
Tiny dancer, I...
I acknowledge ur existance
because you're a child.
HOLD ME CLOSER TIIIIINY DAAAANCER
I'm a 19yo big adult
At least i'm not alone.
Leave my waifu alone.
I said eat.
you are tiny child.
Me, via alcohol preservation.
Count the headligts on the highway~
you're slowly replacing your blood with alcohol ???
eating condensed ink
that whole album is pretty damn solid, actually. love me some elton.
nothing beats "goodbye, yellow brick road" though.
she kinda looks like she could be your little sister. i mean ive only seen your hair
I can only eat food thats been pre-chewed or vomited out by and inkling (girl)
then take care of me
I'm not your mother.
an inkling could vomit out condensed ink
hard to believe the whole morning/afternoon crew was disavowed me! it'sfor the best tho.
Ashamedly, I cannot say I know much of their backcatalogue. Never gotten around to checking it out. Soon though, I figure.
The genius from Mr.Piano man is undeniable. Like the sass.
check out "goodbye, yellow brick road"
if that doesn't turn you into an elton fan nothing will.
She is not my sister.
My sister doesn't make threads about herself to try and become internet famous.
You're not a squid though.
I'm not ready though
You ignored the food part though.
tfw THIS is the height of morning/afternoon posting
I jizz 80 proof puns.
make sure to get it all in the shotglass. I could use some alcohol about now.
what does she do? are there other things to do than that?
Would need a two shotglass.
I have a feeling I am predisposed to Elton tbh. The "popular" songs are amazing enough to make me think that.
If I hadn't work in the morning I would be be tempted to see if the backcatalogue were on spotify, crack open a crate of beer and melt the night away.
i thought tb was heterosexual??????
using shot glasses
not just straight swigging from the bottle
i thought an animus poster was heterosexual
That would be gay.
And you AREN'T gay... Nope... No sir-e. Not gay. Not at all. Nope.
morning/afternoon posters actually think this
how do you know about that? dont snoop through your sisters phone.
Glad we're clear on this.
Oh I lost track of the conversation I guess.
We wouldn't want to be confused, would we.
i must say i deeply respect ur e-game and ability to procure nudes and secretly also that you got asked out by a dude even tho im not gay.
Yeah, you think, condensed ink is food, you fucking weirdo.
None of these things have ever happened.
Its all been one big lie and I can't go on living like this anymore.
I'm actually a 400 pound black man with no reasons to live.
oh my. how delightful.
make sure you do sometime. you're doing yourself a disservice by not listening to him more.
um wtf ???!!!
You're to big for me.
You'd die, though.
It literally is food though.
I would not.
lmao much love my dude. even if i have nothing else to give at least i can give that! ayyo hang back for a minute imma lurk the place real quick
I'm not adopting you. you'd be way too much effort.
that's not JUST ink
Hello fek u
Maybe your body is but you dick won't fit inside me.
Ive time off Wednesday and Thursday. Perhaps Tuesday evening I can get on it.
I do have two bottles of Rum still left unopened from Xmas.
I might combine it with making a cheesecake/and cooking.
Because nothing ever bad happens when you cook blind drunk.
The vomits not just ink too.
I've yet to have anything bad happen when I've cooked drunk. I usually end up with something insanely delicious too.
n-no im not
you'd be constantly throwing pillows and demanding medals.
it's vomit and ink?
I can handle my fucking liquor you asswipe.
Definitley one of the things I miss from my previous job. Being able to do it drunk. On christmas my boss would even bring booze in to drink and do work. Shit was lit.
Prissy baby vodka, yeah.
you said hi back
I would be a very neglectful mother.
what the hell kind of job was that?
excuse me. I can drink any kind of alcohol, I just like vodka.
im not using my dick
I will never say bye at the start of a conversation.
Might as well cut it off then
not much difference then
Kitchen work. Was a small part time job that got me through my studies and teaching.
you. are. a. bully.
fine. you're adopted then.
i bet i could do that one day
Is spiced rum a prissy baby booze?
yay ^ ^ where do I sleep
noo dont finger your mouth
out in the doghouse.
No. But it isn't manly man drink.
Return of the Living Dead tho
If you work hard i'm sure you can do anything. You're super smart and talented.
How can I be manly man then?
I can end conversations by saying hi too!
I'm not a dog!
its the flavour i like tbh
Don't be such a bitch
Wood chip flavor tho
yeah but that's where your room is.
I demand another room
Cannot be denied. Ever tried that JD honey? An interesting drop.
I have not tbh
Sounds okay tho
no wait !
To state the obvious, theres a nice honey flavoured after taste. Warming.
Tried some over the festive period.
Though scotch is always the go to top drop.
i guess i have to reinitiate
watcha want me to wait for?
t h i c c
Witcher 3 is hard
how to play
you can leave now
become an beyblade
okay. you can sleep in the closet.
He is used to that.
I want a bed, that's a necessity!
want to do quests
quests requires levels
do quests for XP
can't finish because end boss 2 hard
how the fuck am I supposed to do this
do ho ho
your bed can be a moldy blanket I found in the attic. sleep tight.
pls stop posting worst keion thx
Noooo ;-; I want a real big bed.
and lots of blankets
Wow are you the CEO of Trash Taste.Inc?
you can have these luxuries when you've earned them.
no that would be you
I'm the ceo of good taste.inc
brb leaving life
how do I earn them
mom told you not to lie
your mom shoulda told you not to have shit taste
making tokai earn that cunnilingus
my taste is superior
worst keion is pedo cat girl
those are fighting words
I bet asusa is infected with every std ever
second worst is mio
you can't even spell her name right
bet he gives good head
cause she's so ugly
third worst is mugi
I'm feeling very horny, rec me a good doujin
shut up stupid
Mio > *
no that's yui dumbo
something with traps
Loli cat girl 2nd.
yui is fourth worse tho
Azusa is the first ava i ever had
What about Azunyan? :(
mugi is first wurst
Mio is pure shit
literally always here
shes only gud cuz she can play bass
That makes her shit though
fine shes full shit
didnt like her anyways
her porn is inferior
Subtle is a stupid fuck. WHat would you expect?
Mio is the only Keion I'd consider fapping to because you can tell she's a massive slut.
If you only care about someone for their porn why not like all the boat girls?
I want to be a boat girl.
it was not caring, and i also care for other things besides porn
best boatgirl is kashima tho cuz porn
Its finny because you are a gook from boat people country.
Say, what's a boat girl anyhow?
That's not Kasumi
Those girls from the Kantai Collection browser game / anime.
They're based off of war boats.
idk i didnt play the game or watch the animu
Why is there so much art from a non-anime character?
She's like Hibiki, but her porn isn't shit.
Because they were popular before the anime?
Dis tha emma?
Kongou > *
what is this anime called?
No, you're mistaking me for somebody else.
but why is Hibiki's porn shit
Noel (Sora no Method) - MyAnimeList.net
My desktop is animated and responds to sound now.
If you were emma, you'd say you weren't though.
Because the better artists like Kasumi more.
how do you know what her porn is like
Because C91 just happened and people upload to pixiv a lot.
whats your favorite c91 doujins
They were all shit
whats your favourite doujins
oh lol, I already had it on my crunchy roll queue. thanks.
hah this fag uses crunchyroll!
I've made a huge mistake
wh-whats cookin good lookin'
rate my new wallpaper please
I can pet it and it makes lewd faces
Aww, you don't have to make stuff up just to make me feel good :3
The one where the boat accidentally pushes the other boat over and then gets a light bulb shoved up her lewd place and then it gets kicked and broken.
but can you press p to jiggle it
interesting. do you have a source or must i look into it
Tacos today. When I get my first big paycheck later this month (hopefully), I'm going to a place I've always wanted to try. I hear they have great swordfish.
How 'bout you, Doobar?
I just click her Chest.
Just listening to music, sipping a beer. had work, got work tomorrow. le sigh.
What kinda place? why so good?
I want some barbecue uguuuu
Oh please, don't be silly :3
that's the one, yup!
let me know what your favorites are when you finish.
fight me, hetero prince.
holy shit that was fucking hot
I wish they showed more of what happened
pressing buttons on your keyboard is easier than clicking tho
Okay... I might be dumb... But I didnt rrealize candle in the wind was this old.
I loved bennie and the jets, and really liked Fauneral for a friend/love lies bleeding , mostly loved the slow pick up to the high tempo piano
My hand is always on my mouse though.
i take mines off the mouse whenever i fap
play awful videogames
they're even worse than I thought they'd be
Somebody kill me
having to use your hands to fap
Lol take a look at this casual
Not all of us can be as talented with our ass as you.
awful is an unnecessary qualifier when talking about video games
yeah that first track is such a strong opening. it's really an amazing album all around. very strong through the whole thing.
What are you rubbing
get me this
Well. This was a good suggestion sir. Top chillies for you.
oh god it's sensual beer
wow, you are a gay
is this gay
not on cute twinks....I mean.... girls....
left or right
its not gay!!!!
Left is cuter but right has better colors.
It's a sort of rustic steakhouse/seafood place I think. I've never been, but I hear good things.
Barbecue would be good. A nice brisket sammich.
But I'm not! :D
I want the peri peri bbq chikken in my tum pls
The fuck is with every quest having a depressing ending
l i f e
Actually, that sounds way better than brisket! :O
So my ISP got blocked by 4chan apparently.
I think i might actually consider suicide...
It burns the mouth in such a good way with melty chikken
If it don't burn, it ain't worth eatin'!
but what as a bottom?
I want my mouth to become nuclear ash.
the chillies..... they do nothing
B-but life isn't exclusively bad endings with every turn you take.